Now: South Park: Snow Day!Next: Star Wars Battlefront II (Classic 2005)Later: Paris Marseille RacingStream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon (embed)Stream 2: You retardSchedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/Previous: >>683359307
Migged, regrettably
HAH, joke's on you, I didn't actually care about the new thread because I am going to bed. Be back for the NES Shuffle Race I guess.
no way this is real
I... Have migged
Something like 60 videos to download...The current ones are up on Metako's channel but I'm grabbing them just in case.
Decapitate miggers. Janny agrees with me
>>683397483legit jumpscared me
>>683397483That got me, fuck.
I expect a new Plum doodle when I awaken, thank you drawfag(s). We just had the fat goat ass game, there's your material.
so does the event suck?
>>683397768>not 24h>no stream 2you tell me
>>683397768It commits the worst sin possible a piece of entertainment can do: it's boring.
>>683397735>Sir not appearing at this event
>>683397768its ok
IM A HEADBANGA
>>683397768It's not amazing or an impressive dumpster fire, it's just ok.
>>683398007He appears in your head rent free
>Ads every 20 minutesWhat the fuck.
>>683398245Twitter's constantly fighting adblocking and evading, and ESA has it set to spam ads hard.
>>683398313Twitch even, so many shit sites spamming so many fucking ads.
>>683397768Let me put it this way: I enjoyed ASM, Dogwater, Fast50, and SGDQ more than this, and have no desire to watch it whatsoever despite wrecking my sleep schedule for ESA Summer 2023.
>>683398245If you're getting ads, watch stream 2. They are broadcasting the same thing, but with less ads from what people have said.
>>683398624The first half of ASM sucked, they really backloaded that one. I finally started enjoying it near the end.
migged
>>683398745Smart, thanks, anon.
>>683398745Seemed less when I tried it from seeing that said, though it was still getting lucky with my setup as well for the regional shit so fuck knows if it's confirmation bias or legit.
>>683398624Amen, my brother in Christ. Guess Das was right all along.
What an awful speedgame
>>683398896I was about to post that it's been 30 minutes since the OP without a single post about the run / speedrunning, lol
>>683398942Between the ad spam and the game being terrible, the stream has been pretty unwatchable.
>>683397768day1: Terribleday2: very good fun until the evening letsplaysday3: average so farIt's fairly innoffensive so far, very middle of the road depending who or what is on screen.I just find the worst to be the inbetween segments where they stall for time. Find somewhere to sit down and chat with the runner and upcoming games at least instead of standing around like lost chickens.
I'm awake and need my coffee and cum in plum
>>683399079Sorry anon, there is a line in front of the club. Going to take a while
>>683399079this game sucks
man I miss ESA Winter's stream 2
I may be out of line but this appears to be an LP of a shitty game.
>>683397483
>>683399420>>683399437for fucks sake, I'm cooming back after I've painted some miniatures
>>683398884I never doubted her, though I was also already operating on the assumption that it was going to be mostly dull with a few ok runs.
>>683399021I don't know why they're trying to do the>let's be PROFESSIONAL! :Dthing when they have drastically reduced staff, no one in a public-facing role has any charisma, these segments between runs are completely unscripted and unstructured, and this has never been their strength. The more they become like GDQ, the less reason there is for them to exist. It's basically the worst case scenario that some people were predicting during the previous 2 ESA events.
>SWEET
S W E E TWEET
>>683399546Nah it's fine to be harsh on this. The game sucks and the run is boring as fuck.
>>683399021Edenal probably got sold on the idea of standing desks.>>683399608They kind of did the GDQ thing of promoting some runners out of their comfort zone into doing the presenter stuff.Like Mizzow and his cousin did really well at Legends but that was a much more relaxed setting where they were all the same kind of runners and a pretty close knit bunch.
>>683399751>estimate is THIRTY MINUTES MORE THAN WR
I do not care for licensed kusoge
what is this dragon flag country I want to go to the dragon country and go find and a dragon
Does Stick of truth remain the only decent South Park game? I skipped this and butthole.
>>683399991Wales.
>>683399991Sorry they advertise dragons but in reality they only have sheep over there
>>683399991some part of england
>>683399991Wales, but be aware, you will have to speak scuffed elvish to communicate with the localshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BXKsQ2nbno
>>683399991I'm afraid you'll only find farmland and statues of cunts with names that sound like they're Elden Ring NPCs.
>>683400083>fucking dragonsDON'T MIND IF I DO HOHOHO
UNDERESTIMATELET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
Rate South Park: Snow Day
>>683400214No
>>683400214DI did not enjoy it
>>683400214C it was an run
>>683400167>>683400214F. Really fucking boring.
>>683400214D
>>683400214D-
>>683400214F if I wanted a Let's Play I'd subscribe to Markiplier.
>>683400214F
>>683400105Llanfair is just a tourist trap shithole.
>>683400148Yes there are no dragons in Wales. Please stay out.
>>683400098flight cancelled.
>>683400214B, comfy but that's it
ED SHEERAN?!
>>683400214I'm doin' him a C
Looking forward to the star wars battlefront run. Hope it'll be good
Post images from the event so far.
>>683400371Y Ddraig Goch ddyry cychwyn.
>>683400587
>>683400587Only saved this
What should I have for din dins?
>>683400687borga
>>683399991How underage do you have to be to not know the welsh flag?
>>683400687>checks clockUuh. Marmite
>>683400627>>683400641Despite how shitty the first day of the past few ESA have been, it is always gold in the memes it generate. Previous ESA with setup, and now with the donation cam
>>683400728American geography.
Lads, just play some fucking music. It's ok to not yap for 5 minutes.
>>683400371My valiant horse and I will slay this dragon
>>683400371
>>683400732It's called Vegemite, mate
>Boring runners>Let's plays disguised as speedruns>Charisma vacuums rambling on between runsWhat's the appeal of this event?
>>683400856She's a big girl
Finally, some good fuckin' vidya
>>683400728>implying a country with a population of barely 3M is relevant
>>683400921For me
>>683400879The appeal is that it used to be good, but now these threads serve no purpose
Post it.
>>683401143
>>683400862Aussie bro, what are your secrets for enjoying that? I tried the one time I've been down under and just the smell was enough to turn me away...
>>683401170
For me it was Mos Eisley hero battle with a 400ms ping.
>>683401383I would've played the shit out of this game if I had known about it at the time
>>683401207Light spread with butter, whack in a cheese slice and put it in a sanga press.
>>683401383For me, it was OG Rhen Var's ice tunnels
>>683400856TinyTim has the best vacations
Ok but when is GOOD games
>>683401757I'm watching one right now
God I love this game so much
>>683401432I'll try next time I get the chance
>BattlefrontFinally, something I can get behind.
I do love some slideshow
>>683401907Miss the old days playing split screen multiplayer on the fuckin' PS2 version.I always thought this was just the beginning and that games like this would only keep getting better and better. How wrong I was...
whatever happened with the rerelease of the battlefront games that came out this year? are they still broken to shit?
How is he not being damaged by his own explosions?
I'm not saying many brave bothans didn't die to bring us this information, but 6 million?
TWITCH, YOU SHITCAN
>>683402365Denying the Bothacaust? Really? My Grandfather died on the death star
twitch stop shitting the bed, we've a good run going on
>>683402459>Bothacaust
'ete me wookies
Not racis, just don't like wookies
>>683402365>Ok Imperial. Follow your leader and throw yourself down a reactor shaft>but Palpatine is alive on Exegol?!?
>>683402492>>683402596it wasnt that funny.
Gonk Droid protected him...
>>683402671Eat shit, fucking Bothan. Ceasefire in Tatooine now!
>>683402762Don't.
Clearly Vader is too powerful for Twitch to handle.
I'm gonna fucking scream
>>683402762
what the fuck is this? did ESA streams always shit themselves like this?
>>683402876I've never seen it this bad before, no
>>683402858
>>683397768Average to bad. Some runs were okay, but they kicked out everyone who possessed some kind of charisma.I don't expect anything good from future ESA marathons.
Rate Battlefront 2 (2005)
>>683402971B for Bothacaust
>>683402971D for didn't watch
>>683402971B, the stream shitting was too bad to go higherluv me SWBII, though
>>683402876Their tech crew used to be the top of the speedrunning game>>683402971A, pity about the stream shitting
congrats to esa for raising the average single donation amount for gdq in 3 days
>>683402876its been giving me that loading circle where the stream stops just non stop. I thought it was just me.
>>683402971A
>>683402971B-
>>683402971It's an A from me, might have been S if I fucking saw the end of it
>>683402971C for couldnt be bothered to watch.
>>683402971B, he technically didn't do the run by failing a level but I had fun.
>>683403020>FROM THE YETEE!
>>683402971B
>>683402971D
>>683402971A it was fun in spite of the stream shitting itself CONSTANTLY
>>683403052seethe
that’s a skiff not a barge
>showcase>don't know what they are showcasing
>>683402971B for Battlefont
why is this shit still going
>>683402938yeah i haven't watched much yet, but I do see that this is inferior to this year's ESA Winter, which was a blast.>No stream 2>No charismatic/actively trying personalities like Argick, Metako, Yato, the greek guy (Tali and Sparkle can't carry this, they're good as support)>issues with streams, keep hanging or freezing>So far the runs are meh, too many races/showcasesHopefully shit gets rolling soon, and we can have some kino, but it's not looking good so far.
Goddamned fix your shit ESA cunts
Wow, they mercy killed the whole thingRate ESA
4chan had a stealth update today, it allows live streams to be posted as images.
>>683397410>(embed) (embed)
>SHOUTOUTS TO RED WOLF NETWORKS FOR MAKING THIS AWESOME STREAM POSSIB-
>>683403449>>683403479>>683403493works on my computer
>>683403493Damn, that's smooth. Puts the Twitch stream to shame.
>>683403501I will copy the (embed) (embed) just for you next thread
>>683403557
I just packed my PC for travelling and I am watching from the ancient spare PC, so I don't know what's going on. Is the stream fucky, or is it my dell piece of shit not being able to handle twitch anymore?
>French it upNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>683403662It's the stream itself breaking down, not your computer. Seems to be crumbling along with ESA.
Holy hon hon
god i hate the french
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im12n56EcAE
The funny French guys get automatic A minimum.
Will this be a Z or S?
>>683403813S3 guys 1 baget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhGCvI6iKDg
Crap game, but still less shitty than actual marseilles.
BAGET
>>683403885Thanks, King
kek this is great
D-did they just share that baguette?T-t-t-that's an indirect kiss!
>doubledildoing a baguetteMODS MODS MODS
>>683403937>>683403968the french are such sluts
This game isn't occlusion culling, it's occlusion genocide. Is it naturally like this or a scuffed emulation?
If this was really authentic they would've stopped the run for a smoke break
That dono lmao
shoutout to the tech team
>timeruhhhhhh
what retard is controlling the timer? Execute him on camera now
self absorbed tiktok cunt
>2 minutes of adsHoly fuck.
Rate Paris Marseille Racing
Rate Paris Marseille Racing (french%) I guess?
>>683404474A
>>683404470>>683404472>>683404474S
>akzheimer at 50damn that sucks
>>683404472>>683404474>>683404470B for Baguette
>>683404470Je leur donne un S
>>683404470>>683404472>>683404474A, funny
>>683404470>>683404472A with the french cafe music, C without
>>683404470>>683404472>>683404474A
>>683404470>>683404472>>683404474SThey had wine and baguettes. Also drinking and driving. That would be like 14 lifetime bans on a GDQ.
>>683404470>>683404472>>683404474A for a good fun french run.
>>683404470>>683404472>>683404474B+
>>683404474B game was boring but runners were great.
>>683404470>>683404472>>683404474A, the highest I've ever given the French.
>>683404474F for French
>le dark modeI hate dark mode so much its unreal
If you're going to wordle at every chance you get just don't do the sections.
>>683404472>>683404470S
>>683404605Your wife seems to love it.
>last breath of ESA>they don't even play the Plum song one last timesad
>>683404653KWAB
>>683404605I remember when "le" was used here "ironically" to make fun of reddit. I WILL judge you for it and look down on you for it.
>>683404697what part of that posts makes you think the le isnt ironic?
>>683404605You disgust me. Do yourself a favor and get https://darkreader.org/ It let's you manually add sites to a list to filter like the schedule page for example
>>683404697yeah dark mode is reddit as fuck, le dark mode memes is reddit 101
>>683404470>>683404472S - It was french
>>683404757burns your fucking eyes to look at this shit.
>>683404737If you keep saying it, you're not using it ironically.
WHAT IS THIS SHIT
Post your intermission music:https://jungletrain.net/
>>683404916I haven't turned off the French cafe music yet
>>683404470>>683404472>>683404474D way too fucking french
>>683404916https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTZ9t-KymYo
>>683404916Sweet. Going to bookmark that shit
Got a great lineup of games today
IM FRAME PERFECT
>>683404916https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgQnCgk6QKw
>>683404916https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSAss0O44eg
I stepped out for a bit, where's Diddy Kong Racing?
>>683405182Next up, after they're done with yapping and setup
ideas?
>>683404916https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBm5dbvNyuw
This game brings back aome good memories. Zoomers if you have a chance you should really play Diddy Kong Racing.
>diddy kong racing>all the runners have pronounsnot a coincidence I assure you
what the fuck is any/all and is this the first tranner on stream?
>>683405385>any/allas expected of an any% runner
>>683405405>what the fuck is any/allIt's the shut up I don't care option
>>683404916https://files.catbox.moe/b9ok4y.mp3
Damn the way MrPonytale looks at Leah...he has the zest in him...
I remember playing Diddy Kong Racing with my friend because he had an exploit that let him beat me every time which was kicking me in the fucking arms and legs on the final lap.
>>683405583What an asshole
>>683404916https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HuPUxRN-g4
I just realised why DKR was my favourite over Mario Kart. The powerups were so much cooler, and none of them were as dumb as blue shells
>>683405861It’s a gem
And thus the banana murder spree began
>>683405930WHOA THATS A LOT OF BANANAS
>>683405930Kek. Why does he pull it out like he’s unsheathing a knife?
>>683405930>placing the peels at the top of staircases truly a menace
Did I just hear children laughing?
>>683405965*unsheathes banana*nothing potassiunnel kid
Less than 12 hours until our first trans runner! Are you hyped?
>>683406062Kill me Pete
>>683405861I've noticed that /v/ has an outright disdain for items in games that allow those who're way behind to catch up and it always makes me laugh. Chaos is great. Chaos makes great moments. Chaos means that even if you're better than someone at a game they have a chance to win and shatter your ego.
>not ConkerSad
>>683406150That's because /v/ is literally the dumb kid from your childhood who started crying when he didn't win.
Neat trick. Good runner
>>683406179Fuck Conker, Tiptup is where it's at
>>683406150I agree but only when you play with friends in person/online in a call. If you play Mario Kart online with strangers its just blood boilingly annoying. I much prefer to play the Sanic kart racer online but I agree its also lame and boring to rofl stomp your casual friends in Sanic kart.
LeahKazuno lookin' fiiiine
>>683406414MrPonytale's looks confirm this, he needs the bussy.
I fucking hated the hovercraft
Run's so boring we're talking about fucking the runners huh
>>683406150blue shells are dumb as hellunavoidable (depends on the game)you need to be 4th or worse to get itit hurts the player on 1st so 2nd and 3rd are the players getting something out of itso you are helping other players get ahead while it does nothing for you and 1st place can do nothing about it great game design nintendo
>>683406414wait that guy on the left is meant to be a woman?
>>683406490>it hurts the player on 1st so 2nd and 3rd are the players getting something out of itI fucking love blue shells for exactly this reason. If I'm in 8th place and I pop one off I know I won't be getting anything out of it but I am in fact fucking over the person in first place and both me and the recipient know it. It's pure, crystallised spite. It's absolutely devilish.
>>683406486Couch usually has to carry kart runs because watching races is boring as shit, this couch ain't it though.
>>683406150If you like the blueshells you are a spiteful mutant that only wants to see your betters fail.
Is the guy on the left she/her? Is the guy in the middle a woman? And the guy on the right is whatever you want him to be? Kinky.
cant they place the name under the person? why is the runners name in the middle when its the guy on the right
>>683406643If this was a troll attempt then 0/10 try harder next time. The guy on the right is a MrPonytale, the guy in the middle is LeahKazuno (low effort she/her tranny) and the guy on the left is andypanther the any%/all guy.
>>683406493>>683406643
>>683406638You're not getting invited to the next pizza party, Kevin
>>683406638>>683406490This
>>683406638there is nothing better than seeing EVERYONE fail, dr. ihatefun
>>683406689>If this was a troll attempt then 0/10 try harder next time.none of them look like women
>>683406493The names aren't in the right order, try to deduce it from the flags and accents.
>>683406778Conkerchads ww@?!
>>683406638Oh I love blue shells so fucking much.
>>683406778I have it on mute
>>683406150The anon you replied to: I love chaos, but I like interactivity. You getting a big powerup to even the odds is chaotic and cool. Me having nothing I can do. I prefer power-ups that are about rewarding the guy behind rather than stunting the guy in the leadThat's all in singleplayer, mind. If I'm just having a partyfest with friends then IDGAF about anything except a prompt for the next laugh
>>683406778PROFESSAH, I FINK DAT MAN IS PRETENDIN TO BE A LADY
>>683406751surely has nothing to do with the fact that none of them are women
This run is visually very impressive
BASED CONKERCHADS!!!
What's with ESA and bananas?
>>683406878none of them have attempted to look like a woman
>>683406957
>>683406957ooh banana
Lorefags. Does this take place before or after Conkers Bad Fur Day?
Hi there.
>>683406973If you look like a woman you get sexually harassed and driven out of ESA by Edenal
>>683407028Before, Conker is sober in this game.
>>683406957>>683406984OOOH BANANA
>we got it>stream greys outYou cannot make this up.
>>683407076goodwomen don't belong at speedrun events
>>683407028after
Does anyone else find it interesting that most pigs in video games are evil?
>>683407167What's your endgame, bro
Huge cock
>>683406490>>683406638I made this for you guys.
look at them go
>>683407186godhood
>>683407191kek
>>683406696>>683406712>>683406717>>683406815NONE of you are invited back to my house. I'm telling my mom not to open the door if she sees you knocking
>No ZippersHow did this get through at Nintendo.
Rate Diddy Kong Racing
>>683407346Troon present, best I can do is a C
Rated Diddy Kong Racing>>683407191fucking based, love these threads
>>683407346Solid A. Hit hard tricks and had good commentary.
>>683407346D
>>683407346Didn't watch
>>683406307SASRT is incredible if everyone has just the right amount of sweat, but after a certain point it gets too hard to dislodge good players from first because nothing can really stop a player who can reliably avoid the bees and RC cars.
umm lottery and gambling is not illegal in Sweden. What are they talking about?
>>683407346B
>>683407346A. great run to watch, cool tricks, decent comms
>>683407346B, was better than the average runs so far but still not great.
>>683407346A
>>683407450He might also be on about SRB2K.
>>683407346C
>>683407346B for blue shell
shout out to the tech crew
>>683407191Amazing
I Need a 'Goosebert is talking' volume webm
woooo i love forced memes
Mercy kill the event
So, this is Swedish humor.Is it better than German humor?
Not following very much this year, but in case it helps someone: The stream on the twitch page got stuck for me all the time, and I had to reload to fix it. Since I disabled ttvlolpro for esamarathon, this issue seems to be solved. Twitch adblock works fine though.
>stream closes at this moment
>ESA phasing in and out of realitywe should've donated more
>>683407785Topical
>>683407770They banned humour in Germany after Winston Churchill called Hitler a fucking joke.
>>683407785CrowdStrike murdered the stream.
>>683407847For a joke, they take him way too seriously.
>>683407372>>683407346That's an A for me, coach
>>683407770>>683407847reminder
Someone tell me when the next run is on please
Took a shit. Anythig interesting happen in the last 3 hours?
VLC bros what the FUCK just happened
Shout-outs to the tech crew!
>>683407979right now>>683407980nothing noteworthy
>no couchKino run incoming
>>683407979Run is startingalso quite the sad setup no friends and only one guy in the crowd.
>open alzheimers' vision>all the goggles are purple
>>683408040love me some bitrate
>>683408040>zoomer speedrun horror
>>683408040This event has been cursed and turned into Silent Hill
Great run, wish I could see it
FIX THE STREAM
>>683408063>open stream>it's all grey
soul stream, thank you esa
So stealthy nobody knows he's running
>>683408046>>683408060Thank you!
is he cheating
>>683408164
He seems really well spoken for being from some weird fruity flag country.
The absolute state of ESA
>>683408247grim
the codec loves the grayscale image
>>683408247lmao, theres not gunna be another esa is there
I must've had too much to drink. Stream's all blurry
>nobody on the venue>streams shitting itselfamazing not gonna lie
Imagine getting to run a game at one of these events and your audience is 2 people who don't give a fuck
>>683408391they seem to be paying attention
>>683408367>blurry stream>coin noises>high pitched soundsThe simulation is cracking, shut it down
>>683408217It's lashing rain in Malmo right now. That might be adding to their internet woes, and should clear up sometime this evening. Dare I hope
>>683408391It's so weird how adults still have that "better sit at the back of the class so no-one notices me" mentality
>>683408502betaness doesn't go away with age
Did that body just twitch?
>>683408532He used sticky cams to knock them out
>>683408502I go to accounting conferences and scores of people do exactly that every time
Top 10 scary speedrunning videos (Number 8 will shock you)
>>683408532dot tv
>>683408391the audience is 2200 viewers
>>683408567Do you guys remember that era in 2015,16,17 where this effect was used in every music video? I member.
>>683408567Analog horror is fucking everywhere now.
>>683408567https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oru2hv67HBM
>Pandora Tomorrowthat takes me back. I never actually finished that game.
>>683408348For me it was the arena.
>>683408567I was sitting at home watching the ESA marathon and then the runner had hyper realistic eyes and bled at me
>>683408705kino
>>683408705sovl
>>683408705SOUL
>>683408705vgh...
>>6834087052017 was so good.
>>683408502Except when they want to play around, like that lad who just T-posed across the stage now
>almost 2pm malmo time>venue empty
>>683408896Everyone is in the designated ___ in Plum room.
>>683408896The orgy is on
>>683408896Everyones in stream 3
Twitch going crazy with the Ads again.
>>683409116use an adblocker
>>683408896I'm feeling a bit ill so I'm resting for the day, should be back Wednesday. Plus it's stormy so anyone who's not staying in the hotel's probably watching from home
>>683409158I am you dumbuss, the proxy switcher just hangs itself most of the time.
>>683409267>calls others dumbass while being too dumb to properly block adsPoetry in motion
I played Splinter Cell when I was pretty young so every time I heard "DAMMIT FISHER THE MISSION IS OVER" it reminded me of my dad and made me very upset.
>>683408896Bing Bing kiddies can't appreciate Stealth kino.
>>683409342why did that make you upset
>>683409334Uhmm, nah.
>>683409116just use brave
>>683409393I imagine a grown man being angry at you for messing up is a relatable fear for small children
i like the runner
>Play stealth game>Get the urge to take a shitAnyone else?
>A Lithuanian with an American accentThat checks out, every nerdy or geeky person here has an American accent when speaking English, probably due to growing up with CN
>>683409562lel, weird. But I could imagine me being your toilet right now. Wouldn't mind a chocolate soft ice in my mouth :-)
>>683409509Same, this is an easy A so far
>>683409509no couch, no audience, no problem
CHOKE!
>>683398245>>683398745OH for fuck's sake I was wondering why my stream has been freezing in PIP mode until I mess with it in the original tab. It's my adblocker stopping all their ads jankily
>>683409650Well alright
>>683409562I literally just took a shit, so yeah I guess
>>683409562>>683410082it's the constant crouching in game. It triggers your body to want to defecate
I wish they put the year the game came out. I would guess 2006 for thisThat's one thing GDQ does that I appreciate
pandora tomorrow looks cool but I can't play it knowing it doesn't have an amon tobin soundtrack
WTF now I need to take a shit...what is this black magic?!
RATE PANDORA TOMORROW
>>683410635A
>>683410635A. First run of the event I enjoyed, even though the start was rocky.
>>683410635A+
>>683410635A+Comfy, good game, interesting to watch, and good runner, no annoying couch, under estimate
>>683410635A, great run with runner doing commentary too
>>683410635A for actually good runner and commentary
>>683410635A+. Excellent work, Fisher
>>683410635A - following the trend
>>683410635A, really solid. Love me some splinter cell, and good commentary. Chocked a bit but managed to recover and finish underestimate
>37℃ night results in thunderstorm of the century>solar power cells keep lights on>during ESAc o m f y
>>683410635S-, didn't watch all of it because of the stream fucking up but I enjoyed what I saw
>>683410635B
>>683410771
Solid run into amateur hour shilling
>>683410878
>>683410859My update/auto update is fucked (Connection Error) and I was wondering why nobody posted anything
these people don't give a fuck about video games
>>683411002
what does alzheimer fondue taste like
Did Jesper get fatter?
>>683411071Grapes
>>683410635A, I had to take a shit so I missed the end.
>>683411071purple
>>683411128>go to store to buy grapes>they are purple
chat is this real?
>google alzheimer symptoms >all links are purple
>>683411239That's the train of thought of a american or a 13 year old.
Posting twitch chat should have you publicly banned and called gay by a mod.
>>683411239It's real. I did a burnout once and forgot 3rd grade maths.
>>683398350>>683398313>>683398245I'm using streamlink and ad spamming is ruining the marathon. Is there no way to block it completely?
>>683411071Like purple PlumsFund fact: a certain way to prevent alzheimer is to cum in a Plum
>>683411358unironically watch esamarathon2
>>683411239Hey, wait a minute..
>>683411382an unforgettable experience, huh...
>>683411396thanks i'll try it out
>>683411239Redditors hate cars for the same reason they hate sports, cause cool guys that fucked their crush in High School were into them/
>>683411239There is a link to traffic-related air pollution, so not just tires per se. There are gases, particulate matter, road dust, tire wear, vibration and noise involved in traffic-related air pollution.
>>683411268kek
How has the ESA been so far?
I think the guy on the right got alzheimers
kill me
FRAME PERFECT
This is biphobic
why are they running the tranny keyboard over
>the flag in the backgroundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im12n56EcAE
How is increasing FOV or having a ultra wide monitor cheating?
>>683411695Did it transition into an AZERTY?
>>683411358I'm using ttvlol with streamlink and for some reason not getting ads this event, had them on winter and last year though.
>what's taking so long?Quote of the event.
>>683411638More tech issues than usual, some very good runs with plenty of hiccups. Overall it's average, but we'll start to feel the absence of stream 2 very soon
Where are the fumos?
>>683411396this seems to work so far no ads yet fingers crossed
>>683411239spoken like a true bike cuck>GOY2H
>>683411771I hear loose shirts are all the fashion these days. Is it to hide how poorly most men fit their own shirts?
>>683411869Naro's running on Thursday morning, he'll bring them then
It's joever, isn't it?https://twitchtracker.com/esamarathon/statistics
post the cafe music
>>683412007When was the 35k peak? Covid times?
>>683412007its just Joeginning
>>683412007>>683412080I hope you are Joeking
>>683412007It's just Kamencing
>>683412054Winter 2022
>>683412165how the mighty have fallen
Shoutouts to comrade Lenin!
>>683411820>very soonNigga I feel the absence of stream 2 since day 1
>>683412165yea winter 2022 felt like ESA would become a proper big event but they just started shitting the bed instead
>>683412029It's still here >>683403885
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>>683412007unfortunate considering how much more enjoyable this normally is than gdq
>>683412376post the webm of the russian autist being scared of touching maral in a conga line
>>683412165Hey I was there that event
>>683412165does this coincide with the departure of Prizemommy?
>>683412343didn't see it earlier, thx
>>683412165>>683412007>lose staff out the arse>don't replace them>event becomes shit in many ways this year with new ideas that are bad and old good ideas are gone>loses viewers out the arse as a resultWhy don't they do what was working for them more than a year ago? The ideas they had back then worked. The new shit they have right now doesn't work. How hard is it to get new staff I'm sure many speedrunners would volunteer to make the event not shit again.
>>683412428okay but I cringe everytime
Just enjoy the runs manBut unironicallyLeave it to /v/ to focus on everything but the videogame on the screen
>>683412029https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6oFHWKCcIc
>>683412462Kinda, pic related it dated although it looks like they lost viewers before prize mommy too.
>>683412007The most fun I've had with ESA was like 2014-17
>>683412492you can see how she notices hes not holding her back and takes his hand. thats so nice of her to save him from his self humiliation
I can't believe I almost went to Winter ESA this year when everything went to shit. I didn't get to attend any event when it was still in it's prime.
is that a custom ESA poncho? neatI wonder what GDQ would use!
>>683412636god DAYUM wouldya look at those thingsTali's sweet though, and has a nice voice
>>683412484Lots of people are probably reluctant to volunteer now, because they see how many volunteers bailed and complained. Also not everyone wants to commit for multiple days I suppose.
>>683412219What mighty lolEven at their best they still had pretty small viewers for such an expensive undertaking and their best was a very small period of one event in one year.Unironically that one chicken nugget guy was right that they ran the place like shit and that's why they died. He left early because thin skin, but he was just a sign of what was coming, with tons of staff and runners just deciding "fuck this" because of the treatment they'd get
>>683412964Yeah.They would probably also mod the guy's voice to be a girl's voice
>>683413041After Metako helped them for years and even quit his job, move country to help out more only to leave suddenly with no reason given but something very obviously happened, I wouldn't want to volunteer at ESA.
>>683413041For most people it's a social event so you're paying to go there to work your ass off and be treated like shit while trying to have a good time with your friends.
>>68341277414 to 16 were pretty awkward to be honest. They had forced interviews with spaghetti dropping runners who barely spoke english and a lot of the commentary during runs was shaky at best.
I'm not going to ask again Mr Bond, where are the Fumos?
>>683413109I still haven't heard what exactly it is that they're doing so wrong. Are they whipping their staff or something?
>>683413109It's funny how ESA was totally right banning him, but in the aftermath he was right, too.>>683413213Don't remind me, love this guy and miss him. Anyone knows where he will be running in the future?
>>683413294I think he'll be at BSG or UKSG (or both?), can't remember which.
>>683413294>Anyone knows where he will be running in the future?He's gonna be at the next BSG.
>>683413251Not sure. Naro has a run scheduled later this week. Maybe he didn't want to bring any?
>>683413254in a nutshellpeople do complainmanagement do nothingpeople keep complainingpeople get tired and leavesmanagement bans and removes complainers
>huge sections with only a couple enemiesSeems like an exciting game.
>>683413475The game is actually good, despite the annoying UE invisible loading zone stutter.
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>>683413542im baking
>>683413251i cant believe theres anyone left that cares about this
>>683413254Mostly just being negligent about complaints made to them, in ways that undermined faith.You're only hearing this from a /v/irgin who heard it from someone else, but apparently someone was caught on video stealing someone else's bag one year and management did nothing.
>>683413251They're busy ;)
This is how they were doing in the past Summer ESA at the same time.
>>683413370>>683413378Thanks lads. Also: is UKSG the Skenmy / Huds event? Because when it is, I'd expect it to be somewhat streamlined.
Make a new thread
>>683413905you cant believe how much i miss the coming up games on stream
this game looks mid
>>683414006The technology just isn't there yet for the newbies
Just figured out why I am perma banned on stream 1 and 2, I did chicken nugget donations (like 3 or 4 of them) with my Paypal and they used that email to ban every twitch account linked to it.
I don't think anon is baking...
Just made a new thread ;)
>>683414423>not linking
