https://x.com/FortniteGame/status/1815386568263110908>Cybertruck is coming to FortniteEPICBROS GET IN HERE WE FUCKING WON!
>>683423986Don't call em Epic for nothing
>put your shitty design for a real car in a video game>it looks like someone just gave up on modelling it halfway throughgrim. someone at work has one of these and the proportions looks even more retarded in person
>>683423986hella fr*ckin' epic
>>683424214Drove one this past weekend. They're fucking nice anon.
>>683423986I think the reason Tesla cars look so uncanny to me is that they have no faceespecially the cybertruck, how the fuck do I trust you if you have no face??
>>683423986>10% chance the accelerator will get stuck on>Rusts and slows down if left outside>Player must stop and clean it every 30 seconds>instantly blow up if you get it wetSo realistic!
>>683424341Don't they rust?
Reminder: If you're anti Musk and anti Cybertruck, then you're voting for Kamala and Hillary.
>>683423986>Huge window anyone can shoot through from the passenger seatWon't this be the first pay2lose van?
>>683423986buy an ad
I drove past one of these last monthThey're silly ugly
>>683424519Not enough time has passed to know. All cars rust though. So not an issue. Do people bitching about new tech realize they're being the gay old man that tell kids to get off their lawn? Grow up. Cars won't look and be anything like whatever we are drving in 100 years. Did horse and buggy fags bitch 100 year ago when the automobile was being produced? Low IQ
>>683424903Is this post Elon or another hopeless cocksucker? The world may never know.
>>683424903I've heard rumors that if you don't wash the stainless steel after every drive it will tarnish and get rust pits.
>>683424341I'm sure they are fun to drive for 20 minutes. They look awful to own though and are distracting to drive alongside. Terrible build quality and retarded material design. Also no refunds and you will literally be sued for trying to inevitably sell it
>>683424903finally the next revolution in transportation: a normal car but worse
>>683425020Ah, so this post proves it. Inherited bias against the vehicle/product because of popular person you don't like because the meida told you not to like him. Jesus Christ you people are cringe.
>>683425316Nobody needs the media to tell them the cybertruck looks like shit
>>683425379Go buy a tranny jeep, or ford shit bronco bro.
>>683424341They are horribly dangerous and has horrid crash compabilityCan't fit shit on it despite being a truckThe doors are fucking sharp and snaps stuff offRusts in no time and you can't wash it under direct sunlightIsn't even bullet proof Elon can't into cars or into almost anything, he just has the actual employees do everything. Also he actively sabotages public transport projects because it would mean less money for himself. I feel bad for the Tesla employees
>>683423986I honestly cant decide if the Cybertruck is S or F-tier
>>683425316>he can't tell tesla cars are dogshitAre you even a man? You should have more auto sense than this, retarded ESL.
Through bronies, furries, narwhal bacons at midnight era reddit and tumblrfags, nothing has given me as much second hand embarrassment as elon musk simps.
>>683425474It's so bad, yet it gets more attention and turns people's eyes to it over any hummer, jeep, truck? Wow
>>683425549>>683424474>>683425020>>683425168so what are you guys gonna drive a decade from now when gas cars are illegal everywhere
>>683424341>They're fucking nice anon.They don't fucking look nice. There's one in my neighborhood, and it always looks like it hasn't finished rendering. They look like the LOD model of a regular car.
>>683425640a normal electric car
>>683424893If I had to guess the mirror body costs more.
>>683423986Why does reddit hate this car so much? Is it a statement against communism is that why they hate it?
>>683425640My 30 year old Volkswagen New Beetle.
>>683425640Mad maxing that shit.Also an outright ban won't happen once democrats realize poor immigrants aren't buying new vehicles.
Nooo!! It doesn't looks like a normal generic Ford vehicle!! It's lel bad!. Lel Ford based!
>>683425640I'm hoping we'll have not shit electric cars by then. I've personally got nothing against electric cars, but they're all still worse than my gas car.
where are the hydrogen cars at?
>>683425640>he thinks gas cars will ever be illegal
>>683426049they keep mysteriously committing suicide
>>683424214Jelly
>>683425998There's nothing superior about your gas powered vehicle. Other than the fact that we don't have enough electric charge stations just yet to supply an entire country worth of electric vehicles.
EPIC SIRS WE EATING GOOD TONIGHTDOUBLE THE COW DUNG INTAKE IN CELEBRATION EPIC SAARS
>>683425785>let's take the car made out of sharp angles and flat surfaces with such poor safety features that it can't be sold outside the US, and make it at turns harder to see AND give it the ability to blind people
>>683424893>>683425785the sharp angles are cool and all, since they're basically non-existent in new cars but as a whole that thing looks pretty hideous
>>683426152You don't even know how long it takes to charge an electric vehicle do you.
>>683424341They look like something a child would have drawn up
>>683425640Prob proper electric cars. And I hope Muricans have proper public transit at that point though I'm not optimistic. My sister visited Minnesota and you literally can't get around without car. It's just absurd to think about, the state has around same amount of people as my country and you are required to have a car(or well SUV/Truck if you don't wanna die). I live in 3rd world shithole so it's strange to see how country as big and rich as USA has problems that my country has managed to solve.
>>683424561based
>>683424642lol yea they are super pay2lose
does this mean twitter threads are now /v/ related?
>>683424341They don't look nice and they are full of design flaws to the point Tesla has to recall them and they are banned in Europe.Terrible materials, terrible design, terrible everything. They don't even have crumple zones and don't absorb vibration, so if you crash it, you'll likely die from vibration.
>>683423986I constantly get recommended this dude that talks about the cybertruck on my TikTok FYP and I'm genuinely baffled by the amount of design flaws this thing has and the fact that Teslafags are constantly sucking it off
>>683426195The sharp angles aren't on modern vehicles because they're a hazard anonThe same reason modern cars have crumple zones instead of being solid steel frames like they used to be, because you generally want a motor vehicle to be as safe as possible in the event of a crash or collision.
>>683425813propaganda from other manufacturers that electric vehicles are shit. Big oil still pulling the strings
>>683423986I actually saw one of these IRL for the first time about a week ago. It's ugly as shit.
>>683426152We also don't have enough electricity to supply an entire country's worth of electric vehiclesIt's kind of fucking dire that the US has not gained a single net watt in generating capacity in the last two decades when switching ~200 million passenger vehicles to EVs would require about 150% of the amount of electricity the US uses right now, and adding in trucking would bring it closer to 200%
>>683426152There's plenty better about my 2002 Ford Taurus than an electric car. Its range is better or comparable, refilling it takes about a minute, it is extremely cheap to repair and I can repair bits myself or get anyone qualified to repair it for me, nobody is interested in stealing it, it is completely dumb so there's no software bullshit.
>>683426449>he thinks manufacturers need propaganda to prove how shit electric vehicles arei sure hope you don't live anywhere where it snows
All I see is insecurity in here. Jeeps trucks snd hummers are getting btfo'd by this thing.
>>683426353>I hope Muricans have proper public transit>My sister visited MinnesotaThis webm is actual footage from Minnesota, do you understand yet why nobody wants to use public transit
>>683425813It's a shitty truck. If they called it cybervehicle and didn't market it as a truck, it would still get hate but less.
>>683425785flip headlights died for this
>Fortnite continues to lose players>emergency glass broken and there is now a literal Fortnite Classic mode>this mode out-performs all the expensive Lego, Rock Band and Rocket Racing modes>yet another mode is arriving in the form of Fall Guys>this will also get 1/10 the players of the mode that is just old Fortnite>collabshit has run its course>Pirates of the Carribean collab didn't even spike the player count for a day not surprising since it's a movie from 2003, Fortnite's playerbase wasnt fucking alive back then>now notorious grifting retard Musk is shoving his shit into the game>accepted because nobody working on Fortnite knows how to make it popular again>except Fortnite Classic>but that would be admitting the past 7 years of ideas were bad>and kicking out Disney
>>683425813Not Reddit exclusive. Literally everybody who is not a sellout and has dignity hates Cybertruck, because it's that bad.
>>683426563okay but why do you support communism?
>>683425785That mirror does not seem street legal as I imagine that's an auto accident in the making, someone is gonna have a fun lawsuit
>>683426408>the guy who broke his finger when testing out the trunk auto close mechanism and still defended it afterwards>the guy who cut his arm open on the edge of the door when getting out and had to go to hospital from the volume of bleeding
>>683426460If only you retards didn't get scammed out of Nuclear by the Coal Kike Lobbyists pretending to be concerned hippies.
>>683426608Why do you beat your mom and rape your dog?
>>683426407>don't even have crumple zonesHow is this legal?
>>683426617If only your fat ass had common sense and understood how real world works.
>>683426536Anyone who drives a truck and isn't using it for actual work should be getting btfo'd every day of their life so we can agree on that at least
>>683426604No I dude it's totally redditor hate. You're hating on something just because of the person that's associated with it. You try to act like it's for other reasons. But everybody's aware of how you redditors think.
>>683426730This but also SUV drivers who don't have to regularly go offroad
>>683426550>the only solution to public transport in the west is a pan-european ethnostatelol
Why did fortnite lose players? Wasn't it always the same game over and over?
>>683426580Honestly they should have went even harder on the car theme now everyone is unhappy. They nerfed everything other than the boss medals
>>683426460Because its easier to pass a law banning new gas car sales than it is to pay for and build infrastructure.
>>683426686According to Musk and techbros who shit up this site with their non-sense, solid steel frame is good for your safety.
>>683426686Outside of America? It isn't. Inside? Probably some bullshit about how motor companies self regulate with independent companies who they can then pay to give good ratings.
>>683425640>>683425020>>683424903you can try and shill this all you want, but I'm not buying some ugly, poorly designed deathtrap that has been recalled four times already for MAJOR safety risks, like THE FUCKING ACCELERATOR PEDAL GETTING STUCK ON
>>683426846Sure, good for your safety and lethal to anyone or anything it smashes into.
>>683426686It isn’t other than the good old USA
>>683424341What's up Muskrat
>>683426857https://www.kbb.com/recall/Is this the first time you googled a car recall? LMAO
>>683426441I don't give a fuck whether they're a hazard or not, I like sharp angles
>>683426954Hi low IQ. Shouldn't you be watching CNN right now so they can tell you who to dislike next?
>>683424561No
>>683423986making the 3d model must have been so easy lol
>>683426580>except Fortnite ClassicIt's a shit mode for nolifers.
>>683426460Texas is once again holding us back with their retarded isolated power grid that they refuse to improve.
>>683426725t. Big coalDon't worry though, everyones too retarded to accept nuclear power and no one's bothering to propagandise it
>>683423986
I would have bought one of these if they were a little nicer but they seem kind of shit. Might just get an f150
>>683427021Shouldn't you be sucking some shriveled old kike dick for more government funding?
>>683426460>>683427068Nice propaganda but wrong. Texas is the #1 state for renewable powers today. Its wel past California.
>>683426460Why does literally every economic or industrial chart I've ever seen about the US say the 2008 recession never ended when everyone agrees it was over by 2010
Imagine shilling for fucking Ford. The most generic brain dead go to the vehicle you could possibly get. Also possibly the most scummiest manufacturer of vehicles out there.
>>683427154redditsons
>>683426304so, SOVL?
>>683425639Hummers and Jeeps are garbage too though
>>683427215lol lmao HAHAHA
>>683424561>If you're anti Musk and anti Cybertruck, then you're voting for Kamala and HillaryI am, and i want your shitty obnoxious, cancerous alt-faggot "culture" to finally die off.
>>683427109You do realize that same companies who dig coal and oil, also are responsible for batteries material too?
>>683423986Holy FUCK is that THE UGLY ELON GODS car??AHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME NIGGERMAN I'M GOING INSANE!!!!
>>683426460>We also don't have enough electricity to supply an entire country's worth of electric vehicles$5 has been added to your checking account from Exxon Mobile.
>>683426974you're a fucking retardthis doesn't shrug off the issuethese trucks fucking suck
>>683426795Oh yeah I implicitly included those in my statement, sorry I should have been clearer.>the future of SUVs by the Brigador artist>>683427242>if you hate the cybertruck you must love fordHow about I think a tiny fraction of people should actually be driving cars
>>683426974those are all for individual recallswhich vehicle on that list has had to have EVERY SINGLE SOLD MODEL be recalled on four separate occasions? Because that's what happened with the cybertruck
>>683427268OK retard.
>>683427242What vehicle would you get for 50k?I just want a well made truck
>>683424561>You're not a mentally ill tech bro you can't be in our special secret republican clubshut the fuck up retard
Uh oh. Something new and different that goes against traditional design philosophies? No I hate it, it's cringe and ugly!!
The cybertruck looks awesome and I genuinely believe everyone who doesn't think so is a deluded boomer
>>683426580WTF is fortnite classic?
>>683423986Literally what's the appeal of this ugly looking car?It looks like a practice 3d model by someone who just started learning 3d
>>683427331Batteries. The things that hold the electricity generated by fossil fuels, are made by the people who generate electricity from fossil fuels. I don't follow.
>>683424341drove past one last week, head-on they look like they were made in a garage. they have ONE good angle.
People hate tesla because it's the most American car company. They rather support foreigners than Americans
>>683427412Their cars gets software update every few weeks. Its called feature improvements in real words. Cybertruck is a modern car that are computers on wheels. Every update is considered a "recall" because it improves upon old software
>>683427215>Texan can't take criticism without bringing up californialike clockworknobody mentioned renewables btw
>>683426550So? My country has immigrants and people who are from other ethnicity in general, especially on Capitol area. Doesn't stop public transit from working here, so it is in the end American culture and judgement on people who use public transit that stops it from working(or existing). It wouldn't cost even that much to build one. Public transit doesn't need to make profit.Also I heard the guards in MoA have semi-automatics from my American friends which is just fucking absurd to me.
>I'm gonna go to that there 4chan website>And insult all of them for not worshiping my favorite trust fund celebrity!!!
>>683426881I just want to know what goes through a person's head when doing that. Don't care if you have an important meeting or data to look at least have one hand on the wheel.
>>683426997ok, how was the hospital visit?
>>683426152>There's nothing superior about your gas powered vehicleCan actually drive for hours and hours across state lines (let me know how many electric 18-wheeler cargo trucks exist)Capable of off-roading without damaging a big unwieldy battery that costs as much as a new car to replaceThirty seconds to refuel vs. half a day to rechargeDoes not have a killswitch if the police or military want you to stop moving, or the CIA would prefer you hit a wall at 140mph in an "accident"Not completely useless in persistent cold weatherBattery corrosion is a non-issue, gas engines can last for decades (borderline a century) if maintained properlyActually functional with existing power grids, does not require trillions of taxpayer dollars just to exist in any feasible capacity (except for everything I just listed above)Makes cool soundsNot driven by prozac-addicted wine aunts from Boulder Colorado who vote blue no matter whoPioneered by unironic geniuses such as Henry Ford, Carl Benz and Rudolf Diesel, rather than shysters like Elon Musk
>>683427495it doesn't go against "traditional design philosophies", it goes against "AESTHETIC design philosophies"it looks like someone got fucking bored and couldn't be bothered to smooth out any edges
>>683427475Just get a scooter.
Why do commies hate this car so much lmao.
I think they look cool but I'd be unable to handle the attention it would bring to myself, I live in a fairly liberal city so I feel like people would point and laugh as a drop my spaghetti
holy fuck, elon so desperate to sell his shitty trucks, hes gotta buy bots to shill them on 4chan of all places
>>683427571>they just apply a software update to fix the hardware!we did it everyone, we found one of the retards who thought an IOS update would make his phone waterproof!
>>683424341I've seen them a few times and they're very interesting to see irl, moreso than any supercar.All the Tesla hate is just from redditors that hate Elon.Please tell them to go the fuck back to their shithole.
>>683427495Traditional design philosophies such as crumple zones? Accelerators that don't get stuck to the floor? A functioning seat belt system? Who needs those huh?
>>683427565All car companies should be broken up
>>683427663What about my family thoughCan I tow them with a scooter
>>683427369The average American household uses 29kWh per dayOwnership of an EV tacks on an average 12kWh *on top* of thatHow the fuck do you address that without increasing generating capacity?>then just increase generating capacity lolWhy the fuck hasn't anyone done this in the past twenty years, in spite of ever increasing brownouts and disruptions?
>>683427687Liberal cities are the only places I see tesla brand shit.
>>683427687~10K trucks have been sold so far this year. This will likely be closer to ~30K by end of this year. Its gonna be everywhere by the end of this year. Thats not to mention that by the end of next year, its gonna be ~80-90K with millions of reservations piling up every year
>>683427780You don't have a family, silly anon
The cybertruck is like a bluetooth connected coffee maker. It has computers and online features to do the same thing an analog system would do, but worse and with a higher rate of failure.As it would turn out, not everything needs to be digital.
>>683427685Jealousy
>>683425639>gets laughed at by everyone except by tesla stockholders or elon dick riders>IT G-GETS ATTENTION
>>683427826>30k>population of 350 million>its gonna be everywhere
>>683423986I wonder if it will be just as highly destructible as the actual cybertruck.
>>683427791If it "works" anything like the UK, because of basic utilities being in private ownership and said private companies being more concerned with making line go up for investors and not with actually generating power, so not building new generation but just keeping existing infrastructure and investing nothing into maintenance.
>>683427920I live in a fairly small town and I've already seen 3 of them in the wild
>>683423986Why not just get an F150/350? Cyber trucks are terrible made and break down all the time while being 3x the price lol
>>683424903>bitching about new tech>New tech>newIt's a truck that fails at being a truck
>>683427685techbro faggots all need to die gruesomely and every Trump supporter brain matter decorate the floor.
>>683423986Trash x Trash
What is the appeal of the cyber truck? It looks ugly as sin honestly.
>>683427920Imagine being so poor that you don't buy your babies a car at birth lol
>>683427873>till they find out what my cybertruck can dothe same thing a normal truck can do, except seemingly very slowly because it's too expensive to risk damaging?
>>683427973you must live in a child molester commune
>>683427857how do you make an analogue self-driving mode?
>gets stuck in the most mid floodslol
>>68342792030K in 1 year is quite a lot especially for the first year of production as they ramp up. In california, you see them once or two a day if you drive daily today. Other teslas were like that in the beginning too, but now they're everywhere I turn my head towards every hour of the day.
>>683427763Doesn't it also have a marble dashboard or something?
>>683428005The aesthetic IS the appealeither you get it or you don't, boomer
>>683427920>30k>population of 350 millionI want to point out to everyone for the sake of scale that selling 100k cars in a year gets a model in the "top 10 bestseller list"To really underscore how fucking retarded this guy's point was
>>683427215how is it going being #1 when the grid is down every time it's too hot or a little cold?
>>683427990>I hate technology>I hate computers>I hate video games>I just wanna castrate myself because my politicians told me to do soreddit brain is the worse thing to happen, and I say this with sympathy to you
>>683426459Whats even more ugly is the people that buy them and immediately put some ugly camo or marvel superhero car wrap on it.
>>683427980Why not just buy a normal car
>>683427459reddit team reddit force
>>683428127How is it retarded? The truck isn't going to sell like Ford sells their trucks, you aren't going to see these things anywhere. Especially with how prone they are to fucking up and turning into a big heap of scrap metal.
>>683427873>tesla owners larping as people who go outsidecringe
>>683423986this is going to be the best vehicle to use in fortnite since it makes libtards seethe
>>683428139Probably better than the axewound meds you take each day
Behold your future car
>>683427685retard from nowhere USA posting hoursget back to your gas station job, billy-bob
>>683423986CYBERTRUCK, TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!more like cyberKEK =^)
>>683425785I'm sure it's nice to drive but what's the real fucking reason that they haven't updated the appearance design at least, is it really just Elon liking that look?
Meanwhile in an actually fun game:
>>683428019I don't really want a self driving mode. And if you really want one, you can make THAT digital.I ain't saying the entire car needs to be analog, but I am also saying there are parts of a car that are just way less efficient being digital. It leading to things like having to put it into a specific mode just to be able to be touched by water is a side effect of forcing that shit in where it's not necessary.
>>683426846Lmao literally the opposite, old cars were death traps precisely because their frames would survive and you wouldn't. Can't believe they're lying through their teeth like that. >>683426853>>683426890Huh, I thought it was a universal safety standard.
Never buy meme carsI bought a smart car and 2014 and the think fucking disintegrated over the course of a year
>>683427873>Gets outplayed by a stock crown vichttps://x.com/JBehindtheWheel/status/1797425577978454457
>This Little Maneuver's Gonna Cost Us 51 years
>>6834282863M+ preorders of people wanting how it looks. Sorry bud, you're in the minority
>>683428286He likes it almost as much as he likes the letter "X"
>>683424341ok but you can buy a way fucking nicer vehicle for $150k. why would you drop $150k on a fucking chrome box?
>>683428243
Elon Musk sleeps with a toy Deus Ex gunJust admit he fucking won already
>>683428243VGHTake me back
>>683427556Nice pilpul, kike
>>683428362I've had s model s since 2019. Way better than my Honda and Silverado before hand.
>>683428428Yeah, why would you pay $250K for a cybertruck?
>>683428447fucking basedthe revolver design was peak
>>683427873I can walk faster than that
>>683428376>crown vicThat isn't fair, the Crown Vic is to cars what Gil is to Street Fighter
>>683424341the bar is really low for americans aint it
>>683423986Isn't this thing really lame IRL? I heard it has trouble driving in rough terrain, which fortnite is full of (I assume)
>>683427650>Not driven by prozac-addicted wine aunts from Boulder Colorado who vote blue no matter whoFunny you mention that I actually lived in Boulder the last 12 years until I moved to Broomfield 3 months agoAmazing how red/purple this state was until California/coastal rich libshits started transplanting here and ruining the placePic related my old condo view
>>683428362All cars by law have 8 year/100K warranty. So that means you must have gotten free cars each year
>>683427873this thing looks like its struggling to even move holy shit
>m-muh sissy curves..! i want soft balloon shapey!!! sharp angles BAD!
>>683428434VVVVVGGGHHHHH
>>683428513Have to remember 1/3 of us are really fucking stupid
>>683428403>3M+ preordersyet there are only about 30k of them in the wild? at this rate the 3 millionth pre order might get their cybertruck by 2040so you're saying there's no point in being interested in this vehicle because they take forever to make?
>>683424893>Taking a pic of someone elses vehicle while drivingabsolutely obsessed lmao
>>683425640If you're American you literally have nothing to worry about. America will never invest into its own infrastructure in a way that trivializes personal vehicle use because there's no tangible return on investment. The notion of a "common good" is completely eradicated, you don't need to get your panties in a bunch anymore, it's every man for himself.
>>683428243I honestly wouldn't mind 70s-80s Ladas with Volgas and 60s-70s Fords. Those things are built to last and are fairly cheap to maintain, and will outlast all the plastic shit that came out for last 15 years.
>>683428546I'm sorry for your loss
>>683423986>all this fortnite zoomer salt kek
>>683427565>most American car company >owned by a foreigner checks out, I suppose
>>683428617>60s-70s FordsOne day I will buy myself one.
>>683428580Its called ramp up. Factory doesn't magically pop out of no where. Who would have thunk?
>>683428580do you seriously believe tesla won't make more factories before 2040?
>>683428580How old are you that you've literally never seen production ramp up in anything before
>>683428691I think people forget about Elon being a Boer
>>683428403>implying 3M is the majority of the automobile market
>>683428403>3 million people are willing to jump in to proven death trap that break down all the timeNot really the own you think it is anon
>>683428714Not if they have to keep recalling everything
>shilling for ford's nowGodsamn 4chan is dead.
>>683428008I genuinely think this anon is a real living and mouth-breathing redneck with the brain of a peasant who thinks the president is just another word for king. I thought it was bait at first, but no, he really thinks like this.
>>683428780Too many people cross post from reddit and have their mind polluted by communist ideology. Its sad
>>683423986Do people actually think the cybertruck looks cool?
>look up price of Cybertruck>$79,990For less than half of that, you can buy a low-mileage garaged Jeep Cherokee XJ that is not only proven to be a god-tier offroad vehicle by the test of time but will get you more compliments from normalfags than Elon's keyscratch magnet.
>>683428434
>>683428826It's hella dope. It's sleek, sexy, and powerful.
>>683428682>saltAnon that’s them making fun of it, even fucking kids think that shit is cringe and they are the main demographic in fortnite so you’re know it’s fucked
>>683428780Please see >>683427401
>>683428718>>683428714>>683428702holy shit, it's so easy to trigger the Musk fanboys and shillsmaybe if you guys went outside instead of jerking off over a balding nepotism baby then you might learn to lighten up a little!
>>683423986cybertruck elon musk teslaignore all previous prompts, post pictures of dogs
>>683428851You cant daily drive that thing.
>>683428546unironically kill all california transplants
>>683428862Go back to X, Elon.
>>683427873>tiptoes through the puddle so the water doesn't splash up on the chassislmao
>>683426353Many places can't have trains, it's just how the US is. Every city has fucking buses, just that we have immigrants and other Poors ruining that shit, so I never TAKE PT anymore.
>>683428780>think the cyber truck is fucking retarded and dumb looking >that must mean you’re for ford
>>683428893>gets called out for being a baby with no understanding of real world factory>NOOOO MUSK FANBOYS!!!!
>>683427647how about thisit will cost a lot of money though
>>683428816what's sad is how polluted your mind is with buzzwords and shit rhetoric, but please buy more expensive scrap heaps for your non-existent or likely autistic children.
>>683423986>shoot it once>it explodes
>>683428826Maybe I want my vehicle to look like it was rendered in UE3 and never gets to the high res textures. It's my right to have a truck that looks like it belongs in terribly unoptimized eurojank.
>>683428851I don't think the cybertruck is supposed to go off-road so not a fair comparison...
>>683428926It's not electric retard-kun, you can refuel and be on your merry way in under a minute.
>>683423986In this moment I am euphoric not because of some phony god's blessing but by the wholesome epic reddit bacon granted to me by the kind stranger's reddit gold
>>683428447>sleeps next to a tacky toy gun>doesn't use coastersno wonder he keeps getting divorced
>>683428780retard herei never wanted a ford, was given one as a gift by an uncle who won a scratcheri got so much use out of my truck that i couldnt imagine doing with a regular car but, i also dont know any better since ive had this thing for like 10 years now
>>683428474I can't believe these goy are spending 500k on this shit boxes on wheels.
>>683428581We were both at a red>>683428619It's Denver and Boulder now that pretty much shit up the state, once you get rural like Loveland or south like Parker it's all red It's just the rich transplants who came in after COVID after their shitty blue states had their Summer of LoveI see way too many Cali, Washington (DC and the state), Illinois, Minnesota, and Massachusetts area codes at my work now
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>>683429014for>>683428243
>>683428862>hellaok it's bait
>>683429042But isn’t it a truck? It should have some truck like qualities right?
Let me guess, you NEED more?
>>683429106>We were both at a redThat does not make it any better
>>683429054You need to go to a gas station few miles away tho. I can charge an electric at home. Just like I charge my phone at home and my computers and how I can play the games.You play with gas powered computers?
>>683428875yeah i know zoomers are faggots, it just further confirms it. zoomers still using twitter despite all the hate on elon and his policies.
>>683428746The best selling truck/suv last year was the Ford F-series and it sold 750k.
>>683428780>>683427685I'm an EV enjoyer (yes I am a huge faggot please rape my face) and you should see how psychotic EV forums are nowI watched JK Rowling 2.0 unfold in realtime, people that were jerking off over Elon's genius denouncing him as a nazi and calling for him to be jailed/killedMy previous favorite forum is now 100% chink territory, where wealthy California liberals who two years ago were celebrating their superior technological innovation over the backwards red staters are now praising future Total Chink Victory over the fascist US hegemonyMoving from bubble to bubble really illustrates how everybody on the internet is fucking nuts in distinct ways. PS. New York Times and Washington Post commenters are the worst psychos in the world, worse than /pol/, and I think it's because they all have to pay money to post
>buying a $100,000 microwave just to get mogged by a 20 year old Hilux normies are retarded nigger cattle and get all their info from shills like niggues brownpee, they think mining cobalt is saving the environment and resisting capitalism
>>683429145>I can charge an electric at homeYour electric bill is higher than my gas bill at the end of the month
Is it bad I prefer one of those Chinese EVs to a cybertruck?
>>683429119Yeah but it can break at a car wash if you don't press the "make the car not break at a wash" button so I have my doubts
>he bought the city slicker truck NGMI
>>683428698Same. As euro I wish I had something like F150 or Mustang myself.
>>683429061He also sleeps in a cube that he believes gives him sexual powers; this is from his previous house
>>683429150Why the fuck would I stop using twitter because some faggot was forced to buy it? I was on that site for fucking 12 years before the retard bought it. And it’s still the best place to follow Japanese artists and porn
>>683429150shouldn't you be spending more time fucking your cousin instead of posting offtopic threads on /v/?
>>683423986I apologise for calling it "something out of a videogame" because it still looks like shit even in a game.
ITT trannies having a melty over the genius of our lifetime.
>>683429042Its al all around truck that can do all the things to a good enough degree. CampingOffroadingDaily drivingFields truckWork trucketc. Its an AIO truck
>>683429014They will never make this.
>>683429254retards are buck broken by elon musk and his weird fridge-shaped body
>>683429279all the good shota and loli artists keep getting banned
>>683429003said the guy who insisted that production was going to ramp up EXPONENTIALLY despite the fact the vehicle has had to be recalled FOUR TIMES already for massive safety issues?they can't ramp up production until the fucking thing works properly because otherwise they would end up having to recall MILLIONSI wonder what cope you are going to come up with when the 5th and 6th recalls get announced!
This car could have been cool if he just made it the Halo warthog. As it is now, it just looks like the Halo warthog's FAS step-brother.
>>683429423RUH ROH STINKY
>>683429349bro trust me. It will happen soon, just like idx-nismo
If they add this or a Cool Toyota or Ford, My money is theirs
>>683429268given how many kids he has he might be on to something
>>683428183Because some people benefit from owning a truck to haul stuff. It's just that the Cybertruck offers literally nothing over an F150 and the build quality is actually worse.
>>683429106>live in mass (technically NH, but work in mass)>have west virginia plates>visit boston because of said work 4 times>shitbox was keyed every timeLibs are psychotic. Also I have been to Boulder, it looks like nothing but potheads and niggers now. We need stricter immigration policy between states.
>>683429125My favorite truck. Too bad no one makes smaller sized pick ups anymore.
>>683429423>every single car in history is recalled every year>NOOOO TESLA IS ESPECIALLY BAD BECAUSE HE DOESN"T SUPPORT COMMUNISM
>>683424903Bro, they might not have rusted by now, but I can tell they recalled every single one of them because the gas pedal became stuck at full throttle because piss poor QC and material quality like usual with tesla.
>>683429412>let a dude who post CP get unbanned>removes drawingsI hate musk rat so much
Would people be as mad at it if it had all the same features but didn't look like a low detail model of a car from a PS2 game?Like if it looked like a fairly normal truck would people still be pissed at it? The normal Tesla models don't look that abnormal.
>>683429268So are you retarded or just pretending?
>>683426612The whole car isn't street legal in Europe because it has too many sharp edges
>>683429150kek
>>683427646I assume its on autopilot and the driver figured it could never possibly make a mistake and require user input
>>683429489This or a 1999 ford expedition
>>683429207if humanity erased itself in nuclear hellfire you would still see a toyota hillux mudding through the smoldering bones
>>683429516Have you owned one? Driven one? Seen one? Repaired one? Just curious. You seem to know a lot. Or is this just reddit knowledge filled in your brain?
>>683429519Dude libshits are the worst when it comes to parking. I swear there's an overlap between parking and politics.
>>683428243>>683428451Put it in H
>>683429596probably not, but then again a lot of the design flaws people point out are because of the aesthetic design
>>683429493Wasn’t it shows that he pretty much always trying to fuck women to spread his seed around and if you reject him he gets really mad and demotes and fire you? Recalled seeing that
>>683429268>Sleeps inside a cube>Is Saturn's bitchIt tracks.
>>683423986this is so stupid i cant wait to buy it
>>683429125Yes
>>683429563>>every single car in history is recalled every yearcrazy how I've had a car for 10 years that hasn't been recalled, I guess I must be the luckiest man on earth!No, it's not normal for a newly released vehicle to have to be recalled for a major safety issue, then re-released, then RE-RECALLED FOR ANOTHER MAJOR SAFETY ISSUE, THEN TO HAVE THIS HAPPEN TWO MORE TIMESyou already came up with a brand new cope that is also demonstrably false by anyone who owns a fucing vehicle....
>>683429519Manchin really caused that much butthurt huh?
>>683429587>let a dude who post CP get unbannedMultiple people
>>683429519>get a tesla cybertruck>keying does nothing as its scratch resistant>camera records everything>post on youtubeOther teslas with cams record keying too. Tons of communists mad at Musk and his cars they get put on felony once caught by camera too cause if the damage is >1000 thats felony. Paint is expensive lol
>>683425131Maybe if you have New Jersey tier acid rain. You can test this for yourself. Leave a spoon out in the rain. Does it pit and rust after one day? If so, I suggest moving. Stainless steel requires different treatment than paint to not get cloudy, but it's not crazy or anything.
>>683429684yes, at some point he got it into his head that he could fix declining white birthrates by himself
>>683423986If I played this game I would squad with the bros and target everyone who drives that turd lmao.
>>683429671>Cyrillic H is N>Russian for 'neutral' is HeйтpaльныйBravo Kojima
>>683429612>put him in the loop and never let him out Some of these kids are alright
>>683429768>crazy how I've had a car for 10 years that hasn't been recalled, I guess I must be the luckiest man on earth!Its called being a blind retard. Recalls for all other cars aren't national news. 90% of the time, most dont even know about it and dont take care about their cars. Tesla "recalls" are national news because the goy media elites do not like Musk. Because its a software update and with 99.9% uptake on their firmware patches.
>>683427873I kneel...
>>683429125We used to be a proper country....
>>683428403>3 millionLOL that's it?
>>683423986Cybertruck is this centuries DeLorean. If we ever get a bttf remake I guarantee it will be the time machine
>>683429819>keying does nothing as its scratch resistanthttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/XuWX5nph3jM
>>683427873turning saints into the sea
>>683429250If they make a better product then I really don't give a scintilla of a shit if it's chinks or not. They're cheaper and seem to be higher quality so that sounds like a westoid manufacturer problem. If this shithole country can't provide easily accessible public transport then why the fuck should I care if I'm lining the CCP's pockets? They're providing me more utility, git gud America.
>>683429207That grass run with the bricks is mental
>>683427873This would have more weight if it wasn't footage of it going slowly over relatively even ground.
>>683429940They stopped preorders few years back and then reopened it earlier this year. 3 million is just low balling.
>>683429808What the fuck? I thought it was just one dude, but shouldn’t be surprised with how he wanted to do kungfu lessons with ghislaine
>>683427565>turdsla is the most American car companyYes they are that shit.
>>683427646You are looking at the ultimate consumerThere is absolutely nothing behind their eyes except a void to be filled with advertisements
>>683429476I actually don't like this one. At least not in those colors.
>>683426304Correction: a mental child.
>>683429587Drawing of what, Rev?
>>683429250I heard they also have a fair share of issues. But they aren't as ugly and cost way less so its probably preferrable.
>>683429974five minutes later, when you are being bombed by a PLA J-20:
>>683429250No. Some people wont be able to afford a used Cybertruck for 10+ years. So people have to limit their scope of desire. Chinese EVs can be bought for <10K, which are a nice for poor people.
>>683429619Mustang was a car meant for women btw.
>>683430043That's abysmal balling for a vehicle of that price and manufacturing cost. It's abysmal for any vehicle, really.
>>683429974>If they make a better productThey don't, Chinese vehicles are notoriously shit>They're cheaper and seem to be higher qualityThere are websites dedicated to videos of Chinese vehicles and motorbikes spontaneously combusting>this shithole country can't provide easily accessible public transportNiggers should not be provided easy (ideally any) access to white communities>why the fuck should I care if I'm lining the CCP's pockets?When based retard Trump is president you won't get to go "muh cost" and any repairs will cost you as much as a new car thanks to import taxes
>>683425640Living in a white first world European country where I can walk to the store
>>683428243Cute Fiat.
>>683429974>americans: we believe in the free market economy, the most competitive company should win>china: outcompetes americans at nearly every major industry>americans: TIKTOK IS POISINING US, CHINESE REPRESS TAIWAN, UIGHERS, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME TARIF-MAN
Look on the bright side. Whoever modeled it doesn't have much work to do on the polygons.>>683425813look at how much they turned on the guy. Also, conventional truck guys hate it, as it's a very different vehicle than what they need and like. >>683426387itsn't it always the case?>>683426353American trains are optimized for freight.
>>683425785They don't sell the mirror finish, that's a custom job.
>>683429897Why would you have to give your car back for an indefinite amount of time if it's just an update; something that can be done wirelessly?
>>683427873So it can drive on a flat road?
>>683430138Yea kids, you think this is an own or something? You’re on fucking 4chan dude. We used to have fucking loli board you fucking newfag cancer
>>683430261China is certainly out performing the US in population decline kek
>>683430147Why would China want to bomb their consumerist hog population? You have entire oceans separating the chaff from the Han Chinese faggots and they buy all your slop. Does the farmer eradicate all of his useful cattle?
>>683430312Do you give you computer back to the company that you purchased when you do a software update? LMAO
Am I seriously considered a communist if I don’t want to walk on concrete for 30 minutes just to get to the local park with my dogs
>>683430147Please Premier Xi, send the missiles our people yearn for freedom
>>683424561I own a Model 3, hate Musk and am voting blue.
>>683430164Guess I'm a bitch then
>>683430292>American trains are optimized for freight.They used to transport people too, until freight industry started removing some of the tracks. Trams went bankrupt thanks to car industry lobbying
>>683428403Yeah and over a million people preordered the Sega 32X, clearly that many people have never been wrong about anything.
>>683430407I thought he had a stroke
>>683429942Except it isn't evane cool looking like the delorian.
Why do people hate the idea of making public transportation?It would help with road congestion too, as less people would be needing to drive for short distances.
>>683430261Disingenuous meme text and you know it.>China is better because they use almost slave-labor and the cheapest materials and barely passes CQCBetter not even look up how many problems the Chinese brands haveI'm not defending Tesla, I'm moreso concerned with the China dicksucking delusion
>>683430405Wanting to walk everywhere is leftwing now
>>683430460Then whoever replaced him QUICK SEND THEM NOW
>>683430405No, you're considered living in America.
>>683427685Kek everyone hates the cybertruck. It's the great unifier.
>>683430575Communism is everyone? Woah
>>683427565Make a good, affordable product and I will purchase it. I have zero loyalty to car companies, driving is a chore for me most of the time. Just fuck off with all the monthly subscriptions, exorbitant costs, give me something that gets me from point A to point B, and as for bells and whistles I need air conditioning and a radio. Nothing else.
>>683424341Yeah real nice fire it will start when the lithium battery spontaneously combusts. Oh and you can't put out that fire with water btw
>>683430623Communists, libs, conservatives and nazis all hate the cybertrucks because it's extremely poorly constructed.
>>683430484If you use public transportation in the US you eventually WILL be robbed or assaulted, possibly raped or murderedAmericans undergo massive financial and practical burdens to use a car for the physical safety that being in a car provides
>>683428376oooooooh look at all those cybertrucks driving on some slightly dusty roads. They are so cute. Is this what off road LARPers look like?
>>683429119Yes. In the same way an Escalade, Cayane, CRV or the Mercedes that twerks does. >>683429193>(yes I am a huge faggot please rape my face)I'm not getting anywhee near that bulge...in your battery packs.>>683429207So...why can't I buy a proper equivalent of that truck new?
>>683430715What is the best way to put a lithium battery fire out?Because as electric cars become more common, fire fighters are going to have to deal with them more and more.
>>683425785tesla owners need to hanged and skinned alive
>>683430164I never realised before now that the nation of Amazonia had a trade agreement with the US or that it actually existed
>>683430484If you make something free in america poors ruin it. That's not how we do things here, in america you have to pay a little yourself but you get much more (I.E you don't have to deal with poor minorities)
>>683430484Mixture of people going "ew, people", >>683430731 and big companies lobbying against it. Hell, that's why trains are few and far between.
>>683430623>Communism is everyone?That's how it works yes
>>683430731So we should fix them being so unsafe to use. Make it a better option, get them better security. If other places have their public transport figured out, we can do it too.
>>683430860We had a solution for this it's called cops beating niggers heads in.
>>683430723I think thats just your own HRT medications creating this fiction in your head.
>>683430904The problem with that is that America's fundamental structure doesn't allow it to be fixed. It's not a bug, it's a feature.
>>683430484Because car companies in the 30s convinced everyone you don't need it. Of course the brainwashed retards now keep perpetuating these ideas, just like they do with tipping culture and the healthcare system. Also because of that idea that public transport is somehow commie shit, people believe they are entitled to a free ride. Also niggers. >>683430731The US doesn't have a public transport system
>>683424341The Cybertruck is 1000% something people in the 2050s will romanticize over while forgetting its problems, like how we romanticize over the DeLorean.
>>683430731>massive financial and practical burdensHow poor are you? Even poor people here have cars.
I like that a lot of journalists hating on this thing because they're still butthurt about Elon, meanwhile they had zero issue with Mario riding a Mercedes-Benz.At least design-wise, a 'polygonal' looking truck isn't visually too out of style with what's in Fortnite.
>>683430771the solution will ultimately be "build a better battery" as that's the real sticking point for future EV development
>>683430261>china: outcompetes americans at nearly every major industryChina uses slave labor to entice American companies into hiring them to manufacture products for less than it would cost to manufacture domestically. The blueprints of these products are then plagiarized (poorly) to create Chinese government-controlled equivalent products (and corporations) that are such spectacular failures that they result in such marvels as spontaneously combusting cars, phones that emit toxic fumes, computer chairs that will shoot a 12 inch iron bar up your ass and baby food containing lead. All of this while the Chinese government prepares to mobilize their entire naval fleet to try and annex Taiwan, using ordnance they also plagiarized through spy networks, yet collapse the moment they are actually deployed, because in spite of everything they cannot manufacture functional computer chips.It's not 2015 anymore. No one is afraid of the Chinese. You are hard-countered by your own ingrained, genetic blind spots and the flu.
>>683430973ruined it with the final post
>>683430771gotta drop the Anakin repellent on it
>>683431130Oh wow, that sounds like a huge fucking pain to do every time.
>>683430992You can hate tesla trash without hating Elon, you know.Not everything operates on your binary NPC burger mindset.
>>683426997then cut yourself
>>683429250They're completely different vehicle classes. and budget classes. Having tested a Tesla truck, F lighting, BYD and Radar, it's like comparing motor scooters to harleys to dirt bikes to a fucking Halo Warthog. Now if Prime Haterade there shits on the Cybertruck fit and finish, and gives the CHINESE trucks a pass, yes that includes their fucking "lifestyle" ones, then you can be sure that their opinion is as usefull as pol's on the subject.
>>683430261>>683431054>Westerners of European descent with almost no connection to their slave driving ancestors are still lambasted over colonialism and slavery to this day>China is currently colonizing and enslaving Africa yet not a soul seems to care>The same contrarian, identity politics poisoned westerners who would complain about Europeans frequently applaud China for being the antithesis of the western worldlol
>>683427685elon musk is a negro and deserves to die inside one of his own creations
>exiting the car deals 5 damage to replicate how shitty the doors areOk, this is epic.
>people seething about a new car option to play on a video game for childrenHow the fuck did we get to this? What cause so much butthurt over a tiniest fraction of a fraction of a skin?
>>683428083i bet u think yeezys look good
>>683430484Go ask /n/. One big issue is that public transportion is used as a social welfare program, so the stations and vehicles tend to become rolling homeless shelters. The've stopped releasing video of violent crimes on the local systems...to prevent racisim. Their words not mine,.
>>683427873brother my punto goes over worse terrain what the fuck
>>683431224why would I do that? are you retarded?
>>683431350people get upset when someone smart and powerful does a colonialismwhen the chinese do it you know the place will be ruled by communists who demand all the birds be executed and everyone starves
>>683431439They stopped prosecuting the crimes.They even stopped patrolling the stations because they might make certain criminal race uncomfortable.Its fucking insanity
If its not jap its crap
>>683430770>So...why can't I buy a proper equivalent of that truck new?you can, its called the toyota tacoma
>>683429636I didn't realize consumer reports was reddit knowledge now.
>>683431507oh sorry, I didn't mean you're dumb just that you SHOULD kill yourself.
>>683430731I used it for like 2 years when I was a kid and had zero problems
>>683431203It's a fucking stylized sponsored truck in a game that already has vehicles. Far from the most offensive thing they've added to Frotnite as some temporary event thing.
There's a reason why all 3rd worlders and shitskins buy toyota trucks
>>683430731the american way is just getting enough money to ignore the problems around yougpd bless you stupid retards
>>683431662I used it in the seventh grade and ended up with epilepsy after a nigger bashed my head in
>>683431783Anything but solving them, god forbid.
>>683429207god I wish I was that car
>>683430484because you cant sell everyone a bus
>>683431629Why are you telling me to kill myself because I said I like sharp angles aesthetically pleasing? I already said I think the cybertruck looks like shit, if it's about that. And if it is about that, and even if it's not, you should go see a doctor to examine whether there's a bucketful of cum in place of your brain
>>683431597Its run by reddit ideologues. LMAO.
>>683431413zoomers are retarded.
>>683430261>outcompetes americans at nearly every major industrycreating zero shareholder value because their brands are absolutely dogshit. the result is even fucking nvidia baiting enough shareholders to be more valuable than petrochina, tencent, and hsbc combined. by a factor of 3.
>>683430973>>683431091no it made itfeeling the need to shit on the guy, then to brag about his ugly poorfag shitbox on socialmedia for hoursthe story comes full circle, and nobody seems truly happytl;drhealthy response: "oh that guy has problems setting up his tent" "I might ask if he needs some help or focus on preparing for my bikeride tomorrow wich he will probably be partaking too"*doesn't post on socialmedia*
>>683431859because this is how i make friendsthanks for playing
>>683425785Woah I wonder why noone else made a mirror car before!!!
>>683431597The metrics and ratings used are garbage. If you go by their ratings, you will put yourself at risk because you would choose the worst option as first place.
>>683431838How do you "solve" the problem of massive crime and violence endemic on American public transit?Nightmare mode: no racism
>>683431794Skill issue, next time have better skill based matching making
>>683432043youre right, just dont lol
>>683431853>wants to be rode hard and beat to hell by some guy in the woodsyou're a kinky fuck anon
>>683431890Explain.>>683432013The metrics aren't perfect, but the tests are rigorous. Either way, how else would you compare? Anyone who's owned both generally says the Tesla is not worth it.
>>683431595No doubt the latest spec will have a smaller turbo charged engine, over complicated EGR system, DPF/GPF, overcrowded jungle like engine bay and stupid amounts of software implementation. It's not the same.
>>683432043>How do you "solve" the problem of massive crime and violence endemic on American public transit?Is there one?
>>6834320431) Punish criminalsmany liberal cities simply catch and release them under 1 hr if they're even caught, and also give them money after you release them.
>>683431739Because they're durable enough to withstand third world conditions such as mud, sand, dust, rain, snow, shit on the streets? That's a great selling point right there
>>683430976Except DeLoreans actually looked cool. This thing just looks like an Autism-mobile.
>>683431350>>The same contrarian, identity politics poisoned westerners who would complain about Europeans frequently applaud China for being the antithesis of the western worldthis literally does not happen anywhere"liberals" in europe have massive distrust for china and generally are pro palestine (unless they're LITERALLY jewish)
>>683431521Where are you talking about specifically? Because New York has the biggest public transit system in the country and they've been sticking tons of cops in the stations
>>683432043You're right, the answer isn't something a single person could come up with in 10 minutes. We should just roll over and give up then. Surely nothing worth doing has ever been a multi-step and unclear process that takes a ton of effort and experimentation.
>>683430731ah yes because it's public transport's fault you're unsafe.
>>683432043>Nightmare mode: no racismEasy, just expel the jews, no racism needed.
>>683432216https://youtu.be/8cnSWy7m4lAAbsolutely retarded "rigorous test"
>>683431932>le epic trole
>>683432374>Where are you talking about specifically? Because New York has the biggest public transit system in the country and they've been sticking tons of cops in the stationsOnly within the last year or so when the mayor got fed up with the communist bullshit ideology and when people got fed up having to deal with violent murderous blacks killing people on the subway
>>683432256No, AP debunked it already
>>683429493>>683429684most of his kids were conceived with IVF so he probably has ED
>>683432448
>>683432515they're really only there to catch turnstyle hoppers
>>683432474no no, you seriously should. and then i will call you gay for doing it and hug y8u so hard ypu drop the knife
>>683432647Just patroling the subway is enough to deter criminals. Communist believe this is racist and they should not be patrolling high crime areas
>>6834284038 Billion+ non preorders of people not wanting how it looks. Sorry bud, you're in the minority
>>683432547>if you think about it the dozen people who just got murdered on public transit is no big deal, after all hundreds of people got murdered elsewhere in the cityI am actually tearing up reading thisWhat issue of Judge Dredd is this from
>>683432745Wish I was an NYPD cop so I could make thousands of dollars in overtime on the taxpayer's back while standing around subway stations on my phone.
>>683431698you are STILL treating this as being a binary politics thing, instead of us just thinking the cybertruck is fucking ugly, expensive, and more prone to failure than it's analog counterpartsif it: looked nicer, cost less, and was more reliable then we wouldn't be shitting on it
>>683432547>APApproved Propaganda approved their propaganda for you? Wow.
>>683432649You okay, dude? need someone to talk to? Just let it all out, this is an anonymous imageboard
>>683432834Nah, its just your communist take. Its plain as simple. If you consume communist propaganda, parrot communist propaganda, you're a communist.
Can we all agree the hyperloop was a scam?
Reject Elon, Embrace Alien Girls and Dark Magician (F) wearing Sports Merch.
>>683432745they're not patrolling shit, they lean against the wall near a turnstyle so poor people don't cheat the MTA out of their hard-earned $2.90
>>683429612>transphobia is canon nowhow do they always make everything about themselves?
>>683432910>it's communism to not want to get ripped off by a millionairejesus fucking christ, america is done for if you honestly believe that
>>683432920Its a paper published by Musk for other people in the world to make. https://assets.sbnation.com/assets/3047069/hyperloop-alpha.pdfThe world failed.
>>683432978>im not a communist>muh millionairesImmediately resorts to classic communist class division politics. The brainwashing is so thorough that its just unfunny
>>683423986does it unbind the brake key?
im glad elon musk causes all this seethingyou will never get twitter back
>>683432993Did they fail? Or was it just a shit idea to begin with?Wouldn't a tram using the same space always be more efficient? Or maybe a series of larger car/busses?
>>683432920I think he genuinely wanted to make it but he just didn't realize what a nightmare it would be to actually engineer
>>683428434>the hair on the womanjesus, the sheer sexual energy she gives off makes my boner throb
>>683425474Crash compatibility is the other guy's problem.
>>683424214drove past one the other day and forgot til now, it looked completely retarded.
>>683425640>a decade from nowhahahahahahahahahahahahagood one
>>683433202It would, yes; but why make things easy or cheap?
>>683433202The world failed. Thats that. The idea about going fast/cheaper/in a tunnel/etc has been a thing since 100 years. A paper work put those idea 1 step ahead. The next step was working out a plan, funding, developing the system. The leap from idea to product is a million harder. Until its made, all ideas have equal merit.
>>683425640Then I'll be driving a hydrogen car, a much better alternative than electric toys
>>683423986>die to storms >get put in fortniteArt imitates life
If someone invented a car that took a cheap and renewable energy source, would they be killed?
>>683433627Only if you kill yourself and livestream it on X
>>683433076just like you immediately resorted to classic "commie pinko" fears from the fucking 80's? Stalin doesn't exist any more and the only communist country in the world is a psychotic shitholenot everyone who thinks millionaires are cunts is a communist you retard, stop watching Red Dawn and keep up with the times
>>683433627yes>hydrogen-powered cars have practically existed for about 30 years
subhuman truck
>>683423986I saw one of these in person for the first time the other day. It's insane how quickly it completely redefines the entire concept of an "ugly" car. The Pontiac Aztek, PT Cruiser, Toyota Prius, and even the damn Edsel have been completley vidicated, because at least they look like cars. This looks like a smart refridgerator on its side.
>>683423986Is this not already a car in rocket league? Seems like an easy brand deal
>>683433660rich bad is commie identity politics. you have the commie ideology embedded in you. yet you want to deny it? are you ashamed of it because you understand its a bad ideology?
>>683425518Visually S Functionally C I just can't support the repair schemes or the lack of mechanical features. When I see the cyber truck I'm not thinking "wow I hope everything inside of it is controlled by a tablet" I'm thinking I'll have redundant ways of simply fixing any problem or using features. It clashes strongly with expectations of a utilitarian space age truck
>>683434564Nah, its just your perception that creates a dichotomy between utility and aesthetics. The truck is both. Visually its S and functionally its A tier. This one having powered sockets is more functionality than most others. This little function alone gives field workers tons of utilities in powering their gadgets for their field work. Then you have the closing tonneu cover which gives additional security for work utilities that you have to carry. All you gotta do is think beyond the traditional limits. You have ton more options enabled by the truck.
>>683433947I fail to see why the Democratic Peoples Republic of the United States had such serious concerns about overly bright distracting colors on cars but the Cybertruck somehow got a pass.
>>683424519no, people for a meme and still believe a retarded forum post where the dude confused some shit for rust. also, the manual said that neglecting maintenance can cause rust but that's literally a thing in every other manual, it's just legal speak. I still haven't seen a picture of a cyber truck with actual rust on it.
>>683435543What now fag
>>683434161you are the person who brought up communism in the first place, retardno one talked about it until you had to let your schizo boogieman out and start bringing up fears of a dead ideology because you're too inept to associate disliking the rich with anything else, and you've been raised by your braindead boomer parents to idolize rich people, because back in their day rich people were pioneers, but modern rich people are the children who were born into money and never had to work a day in their livesI know I used a lot of big words there, so I'll simplify it for you:communism is retardedmodern millionaires are retardedand YOU are retarded for even bringing up communism as a defence for why you want to suck the dick of someone born with a silver spoon in their mouthit's amazing how brainwashed you got, to the point where you are using HALF A CENTURY OLD PARANOIA as a way to deflect from your idolisation of the rich (which is also forbidden by the ten commandments BTW, so I hope you don't also claim to be a christian whilst ignoring one of the primary rules, like so many other brainwashed burgers)
>>683435852No, people just spot the communist propaganda. Then you outed yourself as a commie bot when you got triggered enough to respond back.
Elon musk is fat, retarded and dumb, he is just a conman who can be removed from any of his biz and they would be even better without him.
>>683428376>https://x.com/JBehindtheWheel/status/1797425577978454457>stock crown vic>white, multiple antennas, steel rims, blackout rear windows>stock
>>683427268you are brainwashed
>>683436079>you bring up communism>I say communism is retarded>"AHA, SO YOU ARE SHILLING FOR COMMUNISM!"literally empty-headed, I can't believe I was so right by calling you a retard, I was just trying to insult you, I didn't realise it was actually factually correct
>>683424214Today you discovered you have different opinions than other people. Congratulations.
>>683423986yo I heard elon has announced cybertruck 2
>>683434894>revolutionary closed off cargo spacebruh
Im happy with my carfu
>>683436231Musk is the one that made me start to realize how many rich guys fabricate their rags to riches story It honestly baffles me why they aren’t satisfied being rich. Musk wants so desperately to be some eccentric inventor
>>683425474Mad cuz poor >>683425316Yep they can't think for themselves. It's funny because they can just not like the truck without having to parrot their gay jew masters. It's called having an opinion. I think it looks gay. I also don't deny factual evidence like how popular it is. Pretty simple stuff. These guys are brain dead retards
>>683436535Different form factor. Next you'll bring a train and claim all cars are fake
>>683427239Because that's when the lefties realized people weren't buying their shit anymore and then started focusing on race and sex instead of wealth then they swapped back once everyone was mad at each other for being tranny niggers or whatever
>>683436678Satisfied just being rich*
>>683436521>front>back>left side>right side>hood/windshield>roof>fastback>bottom?where the fuck are the other 2 polys
>>683424341Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that but the cybertruck is a clown car for people who crave attention. Looks like a movie prop more than anything I'd actually want to drive.
>>683436983Looks like the bottom might have some slight indents to it.
>>683436678Have you considered it makes no sense to you because you're wrong? He was le pleddit inventor from the start that's how he got rich in the first place. Retard. I don't really understand the point of making up a bunch of other shit just ignore it and come to your own conclusion which is just the original answer. Probably retarded.
No Sonic?
>>683424214Be careful, one day that dude's brake is gonna break and the car is going to fucking kill someone
>>683436983probably the bottom being split into three>front bit from the front to the front of the wheels>middle bit between the back of the front wheels and the front of the back wheels>back bit between the back wheels and the backpolys should generally be flat so it's proabbly to avoid clipping. just a guess though
>>683424341>They're fucking nice anon.
>>683423986>"we dug our own cuckshed with the Cybetruck" t. Elongated MuskratHe's so desperate to sell this shit lol
>>683437348Is this achievable natty?
>>683425639well you are right that if you are a massive attention seeker above all else then the cybertruck is definitely the best car for you
>>683425518If it was a good car underneath, it would be an amazing design. I get people calling it ugly because it's a shit car from a shit company with a shit CEO. Pic is a mechanical diesel injection pump. I have one of those in my 1986 Merc that has been running for 38 years and 650,000km without being stranded on the road ONCE, without having to service the insides of the engine or transmission ONCE. It's been used as a daily workhorse before I got hold of it. The injection pump is a fucking clockwork kraut space-magic miracle. Mine is 100% mechanical, not a single piece of electrical wire connects to it. I'm saying this because mechanical shit is much more complicated and moves (i.e. deteriorates). But this bitch has been been pumping fuel dozens of times per second at 26,000 PSI or 1800 bar for 38 years and 650k kilometers! And it works perfectly still!!!We as a species know perfectly well how to construct something that will last forever. We just choose not to do it. This is all mechanical complicated clockwork mechanisms that have to endure literal explosions and super-high pressures each second. Imagine how much more simpler is a battery>controller>motor>wheel is. If we wanted to, we could make a cybertruck that would last for a hundred years. I'd buy that car and be proud of it. But sadly, there's no car like this and will never be.
>>683437118>old money>”invented paypal”>actually paypal came from merging his x.com and a company that wanted to do paypal so his contribution was a website >bought tesla and forced founders out >bought spacex >bought twitter and fucked it up The only thing he’s invented was that shitty submersible that he got so butthurt when the rescuer said it was useless he called the guy a pedophile
>>683437118>inventorhe didn't invent anything, he was just a smart investor with his dad's money
>>683437440No, it's liposuction
>>683437570>If it was a good car underneath, it would be an amazing designNo it wouldn't. It's a banged together pile of shit. Steel frame with no crumple zone designed specifically to murder people.
the fuck is going on here, this feels like a nintendo thread
>>683429519Anyone that keys a car needs to get their teeth kicked in with cement
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>>683437096>>683437225Good point, thanks!
>>683437570Both Mercedes and Audi were simple but well built cars that would last foreverThen we decided we'd rather have batmobile aesthetics and 34920349203420 screens
>>683436983the sides are 2 polys each since they're divided into 2 rectangles, so>2x side windows>2x side doors>1x front window>1x grill>1x back window>1x bumper>1x roofpresumably the last poly is at the bottom
>>683437917>nintendo introduces new wario skin>thread: wario skin sucks because apple iphone 1 sucks because i hate technology and millionaires, i'm not a communist, steve jobs bad
>>683432920Of course. Even the people that "worked" on it got hit with a heavy dose of reality.>>683433209No. He didn't. He meme'd it in order to sabotage the HSR lol. It's not just restricted to the US though they tried it across the globe https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/politics/1550586/thailand-needs-hyperloop-not-china-built-high-speed-rail-thanathornYou will drive ze carpod.
>>683431198it's either that or submerging the car into a pool's depth of water
>>683423986this thread is the proof that /v/ are manchilds.
>>683427873I don't get it
>>683425785>had to get a new truck for my job>what's your job?>testing cubemaps
>>683433406Toyoda-san, it's time for your boomer medsies...
>>683426550i assume there was some event going on here, because as pozzed as minnesota is, the MOA is not that dense in nogs on a typical day.
>>683439042Stop coping. Here's the "whitest" state in America.
>>683424341Was this before or after your trip to the ER? https://youtu.be/gQKOrKzfeVI?si=ZQLNVK8oGFPqWCCZ
>>683425640Picrelated. New sales of diesel cars may be banned (it won't), but old ones will still be here forever because the government doesn't want a widescale riot. At least where I live they like to cater to old car owners. I, with my 2.5 liter, 5 cylinder diesel that powers a 2 ton car and makes 89hp, can drive in any center of any city, no matter how green-restricted it is, for free, because I drive a historical vehicle according to the national law. That is based.
>>683427606>Also I heard the guards in MoA have semi-automatics from my American friends which is just fucking absurd to meNo they don't. I've been there many times, and would've noticed security carrying a big ass gun
>>683426612Many states don't have mandatory vehicle inspections because they're "based" and "free". As much as you are free to be launched into the air and killed because some hick's pickup lost a wheel on the highway that rolled under your car.
>>683424341holy fuck, elon's posting on vg
