Ara ara!
I look like this
>>683614491Late.>>683614312
>>683614491I love ara ara women so much, bros.I could suck on those all day, every day
>>683614491Mercedes is a qt. Ive gotva whole folder dedicated to her
Marriage with Marianne!
>>683614968I say this
Final conclusory thoughts on Prince Alfred-sama from Fire Emblem Engage for the Nintendo Switch Family of Systems?
>>683616294RIP
>>683616294Another victim of Engage’s poor unit balance, just like Diamant
>>683616294His mom is hot
>>683615607>>683615684church girls best girls
>>683616294Good growth unit that's only good in lower difficulties, due to the lessened experience and SP in maddening
I really enjoyed discussing FE9 gameplay in the last thread
>>683616294I can fix schizophrenia with my vagina, that makes sense. But I can't cure cancer with it, that's off the table irl, unfortunately. So fixing Dimi > fixing Alfie
>>683614491My mommy gf...>>683614968MOMMY
>>683617812*neovagina
>>683617715>when confronted, user showed no remorse or acceptance that doing so was wrong.Holy based
Ivy
>>683617887**biovagina
>>683617965
Underrated.
I’d thought of tiering up Fire Emblem’s by unit balance. I know RD and Rev are going in the bottom, Engage in low tier, and Houses in either high, possibly top tier.
>>683618063>>>>>no pubes
>>683614491
>>683618128you don't play fire emblem
>>683617812>I can fix schizophrenia with my vagina, that makes senseHow does this work?
>>683618128Conquest should be above top tier. Balance is not just about the units themselves but also the variety of challenges that you can apply then to which provide a niche for all of them.
>>683618374Instead of hearing voices just whisper in his ear to breed (You). Eventually he'll lose touch with the voices. Works like a charmAlways let crazy put his dick in you
>>683617812>I can fix schizophrenia with my vaginaCan I try?
>>683618696mangs doesn't like rev because he can't equip javelin to win and read flavor of the month porn memes during the twenty minute enemy phase
>>683618724Only if you are crazy and babycrazy
>>683614491God I love Yumiri Hanamori’s voice
>>683618828>>683618263I bet she gives the most gentle paizuri
>>683619384>G-Go faster please...!>Hehe... No. *continues at a slow and steady rate*
>>683619392>8-year-longI’ve only had to put up with him for the last year, how did you /feg/lads not lose your minds dealing with this shit for so long?
Schizo, post in the Sommie thread >>683616583
yunaka > zelkovThere, gameplay discussion
>>683619472This is cruel and blissful punishment..
>>683619597>he himself was thrown into the page 11 abyssIt's like poetry
>>683619936*She puts a buttplug in (You) to increase your tension*
>>683620495it came out one year ago though
>>683619816You know this all started over /feg/ not liking Andaron Saga
Can that Femanon from earlier fix this guy please?
GO BACK GO BACK
>>683618605to be fair given ecelebs have been ruining fanbases since the late 00s for literal profit, the hatred is fully justifiedunironically am not the schizo spamming gore tho
>>683620651>ecelebs have been ruining fanbasesHey everybody, it's Chuggaaconroy! Nia Xenoblade is trans btw like if you agree
>>683619647Zelkov has better bases than what a trained Yunaka is expected to have at the same level when Zelkov joins though
>>683620764They have no choice, their community has been kicked out of almost every other FE community (totally not their fault though).
>>683620901>This >>>When /feg/ exists>>>>>>>And this never happens thereHmmmmmmmmmmm
>>683620587>>683620764I hate that hack, I merely pointed out that it coming out is when all this crap began.
>>683620901kicked out of every other FE community, which they are constantly trying to subvert, while also subverting the discourse around the games and creating subversive rom hacks that expose their complete contempt for the series. hm what does that remind me of
>>683621026it happened before people left /feg/ to come to /v/
>>683621180And ceased since
>>683621026It’s because they chased everyone out of /feg/.
Schizo, reply to this exactly two (2) times with posts that won't get deleted if you are enjoying the misery you cause
>>683621139stop noticing coincidences goy
>>683621405That post will get deleted though
>>683621224It ceased because /feg/ got overrun by gacha players is on constant life support. Of course shills aren't going to shill in a dying thread.
>>683621554*and is on
>>683621554And why is that hm? It’s totally not because of a year long coordinated effort.
Don’t be mad but I think I’ll play some Fire Emblem today
>>683622105kill yourself retard
>>683622105Please never post again
>>683622105>>683622169>>683622231put me in the screencap
>>683622105Do it will be awesome
>>683622105Can you do my butt (female) too at the same time?
>>683622169>>683622231And there it is, the forced ebin jokes about how subverting the discourse around any given fanbase by pretending hating it is cool but also "just criticism bro" when called out.Totally just a coincidence.
For me it's my wife Shamir who I love very much
>>683623473t. Catherine
>>683622767You talk like a woman
>>683624665I'm not brown and my hair isn't blonde
>>683622105Which one? I'm thinking of continuing FE12 lunatic
GIWTWM
>>683624978>literal tranny calling other trannies trannies
These raids are so forced
>>683622416That's not Fire Emblem though
>>683625885as a fan of both games I can say with certainty I really, really don’t
Rout my egg cells before they all escape
Edelgard won three houses
Cutesythea
>>683627410According to Engage, Claude did
>>683627410I actually like all three lords + Rhea unironically
dont look at /feg/ rn sisters
>>683628582Hopes and Claudefags made me hate Claude
>>683631796I’m not a fan of his either but letting shitty fans influence your opinion seems dumb
>>683631796You have no idea how much it sucked to be a Golden Deer fan during Hopes.
>>683631047Her vagina won't survive 10 minutes
>>683631741>did>laughed at their suffering
>>683631741>nowitranny fighting with itself what is their problem
Why are Fire Emblem threads full of so many schizos
>>683632741I feel that's just a problem with large fanbases in general.Most fans will be normal, but it only takes a few crazy people to draw attention and control the conversation.
>>683632741it’s just the one schizo actually
>>683622105fire emblem?
>>683634094Imagine her aching uterus
>>683634764Nopan
Need brown and black FE girls in my arms ASAP
Need blonde and pale FE girls in my arms ASAP
Need black and blue FE girls in my arms to coddle and nurse back to health after their abuse and slowly gain their trust
>>683635091>>683635136both of these, and also traps
>>683616491
Need cool alt FE girls with dark hair and chokers
>>683635676What about >>683635338
>>683634739
>>683636025I wouldn’t be a good caregiver, and anyone who suffered such trauma would need only the most loving and kind of people around them
>>683623473>>683625070What is this? A Shamir for ants?
>>683636330Very responsible of you, Anon, my son. I'm so proud.
What was her problem?
>>683636737no one sexo'd her
>>683636397>>683454718
>>683636173>both Celica's and Alm's genesDamn that kid is gonna be so retarded
>>683636814Ain't no one gonna jerk off to your shit lmoa
>>683636839They were the ancestors of pic related after all.
>>683637262already said it but I love Yumiri Hanamori’s voice
>>683636737
>>683636814As poorly as the other guy worded it, he has a point. Why would ANYONE sexually gratify themselves about someone else's self-insert and a sub-par character? I'd just go commission my own art at that point.
>>683636814Why does Catherine have black hair and pale skin in this image?
I’m currently playing Revelation right now, /v/. Help me decide who sexy oneesan marries!https://strawpoll.com/PbZqbRv60yN
Thoughts on Dimigard as a pairing?
>>683638217I don't think anyone would be beating off to it but it's just that I don't want to share the art with people who don't deserve to see it. And you could say that the people I'm saying are undeserving wouldn't care about the art they'd insult it and so that's more reason they don't get to see it>>683638469Catherine is not involved in this relationship. She's a friend of my wife and nothing more
>>683637262made for shota gentledom
Why does the church encourage relationships that won't result in children?
>>683637262milk
>>683638674But Catherine is Shamir's wife. Don't tell me that you want to seperate Shamir from her one true love?
>>683638664Only acceptable if one of them completely dominates and enslaves the other. They fundamentally cannot work as equals.
>>683638724Because it’s not the Christian church, anon.
I'm tired of pretending yuri isn't hot.
>>683638858
https://youtu.be/dhYklw8N9Fc?si=3KQAoMvwG8pDuyu9Better or worse?
>>683638541>No (You) optionUhh, anon??>>683638664Very retarded and for pseuds.>>683638674>they'd insult itJust lead with this and no one would say you're retarded. Saying people are "undeserving" as if anyone wants to actually see it is laughable.
>>683640807I want to get all the kids.
>>683616694Nursing church girls
>>683636737Too based for modern /v/eddit.
>>683638664I don’t really ship characters desu, though I don’t see any inherent harm in it either. It’s just not for me
>>683639592why did you ever pretend it wasn’t?
>>683614491Nice hat
>>683616694Church girls are the best
>>683639749It's canon, though. Why are you trying to redefine Shamir's character?
>>683638724Because the pope wants to bang the goddess.
>>683644435Thats her mom
>>683644525And?
precious wifelicia
tfw no ara ara gf
>>683643524Why is my not being a stereotypical dark skinned Mexican so unbelievable for you? You do realize Mexicans aren't all just indigenous peoples right>>683644004Last I checked when Shamir is serious about wanting to marry she gives her partner a ring and doesn't make jokes about it, not like when she joked to Catherine because that's her sense of humorSorry you're the same as tumblr fujos who thinks friendships between same sex people can only be romantic in nature
>>683644980>Felicia was my absolute favorite girl during my first couple of playthroughs, always married her ASAP>Now, I like her sister a lot moreGranted, I love both to pieces, but I think Flora would've been a lot more popular if she was less of a "hidden/optional" character for Conquest, like if you got her around Chapter 11 or before. She just feels so bad to use when you get her, at least IMHO since I'm shit at Conquest
>>683645124tfw no ora ora gf
>>683645124the japanese do not suffer
>>683614968Gib milk
Ara ara ladies are for sensual foot massages
>>683645264>I-IT'S JUST A JOKE(lol>The Byleth support is every support(lol x2
Black Eagles SummerConstance next year
>>683646670>>I-IT'S JUST A JOKEYeah man I'm sure she's totally serious and loves making the parents of the noble students fight each other to settle disputesI'm sure she loves punching nobles in the face>>The Byleth support is every supportYeah she's a completely difference person in each supportYou literally have no argument, shitposting retard
>>683647026love all the girls in this game
>latched on to Tharja>latched on to Sonya>latched on to ShamirGlad Camilla dodged the spic bullet
>>683647954I want to latch on to Camilla
>loud summer rain outside>tv is playing reruns of Forensic Files>mug of hot Carnation malt milk beside me>got some FE on handCOMFY
>>683648196nice, enjoy friend
>>683647954Marianne and Ivy dodged that one too.
>>683648069Can't imagine why>>683648367Marianne doesn't seem like his type. Ivy I dunno. Maybe she's too similar to Camilla, or at least seems to be initially.
>>683648481I think you know why and you're just saying you don't.
>>683648069t. Honka
>>683647954Is that retard here? Spic repellant posting time, hopefully it finally gets the memo no one likes it.
>>683649992If I had to guess e-celeb shitposting that got rightfully reported for off topic.
>>683650201Those are ugly ass noses holy shit
>>683649323>>683649667This doesn't do shit you realize that right
>>683614491HAG-A-licious!
It's so hard to find new Alear art that isn't Summer.
>>683650653Who knew Sommie as a beachball would draw so many dimes.
>>683650653I love Femalear
Cherche's huge mature cellulite dumper
>>683650554>any character that has big boobs and looks like an adult is a hag or a mommyWhat is wrong with you morons?
>>683650397Just like how all your commissions won't make Shamir real or ever like (you). Shamir X Catherine is more canon than your delusions will ever be
>>683650985Please stop feeding the scat spammer. He's clearly an attention whore.
>>683650985Sorry that me posting about loving my wife is so toxic to you, I'm sure you prefer an atmosphere of scat posts and Engage shitflinging
>>683650778Same, too bad she's getting kind of a bad rep recently.
>>683651508tbf I don’t think anyone dislikes her, it’s just the spammer got annoying
>>683650964HAGs for Breakfast.HAGs for Lunch.HAGs for Dinner.
>>683651713Can you really call Mercie a hag when she’s a year older than Byleth?
>>683651437>If you do not like my shitty posts you must like these strangely specific dogshit postsHmm, almost as if (you) might have something to do with the dogshit posts
>>683652090now that’s a sexy aibi
>>683651936Explain how my posts are any worse than the average post in these threads
>>683652348>Choose between shit and shitNo
>>683651916She passed the HAG test.Simple as that.
>>683652680I prefer left
>Only playable male dragon in the series>He's the worst unit in all of Fire Emblem when he got implemented in the Archanea remakesPoor guy
>>683654334Corrin?
>>683654334Still more usable than Lyre
>>683636737unironically what getting no cock does to a woman
>>683636737He.
>>683655256What a guy
>>683655256look at him go
>>683654334There are a few playable male dragons in Tellius.
>>683654334It's really strange that for something so limited in uses, it's super bad
I can never respect this series after Three Hopes ruined the integrity of Claude and the Golden Deer
>>683647954He’s also latched onto a random pokegirl solely because she bears a passing resemblance to Shamir.
>>683656192It wasn't his fault...
>>683656143It worked well in FE1 and FE3. The problem is that the remakes fixed literally nothing about him when he was ported to them. Hell, he's far from being the only victim of this shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8s6ERLtxYw
>>683656192>>683656796I just want a DLC that will allow pic related and other characters to be playable, and fix the storyline.
>>683654334Nasir? Kurthnaga?
>>683656498Perrin is my wife
>>683657738Much better than Shamir in my opinion.
They are sisters?
spam incoming
>>683657013>4 subsDude are you just shilling your own videos.Anyway, this guy focuses way too much on growths and barely factoring in other things like base stats, weapon levels, and how these units now perform within the context of Shadow Dragon and if enemy stats are any different now. Like for Barst, he briefly mentions things like reclassing and high bases, but still didn't go too deep into it. Essentially he's just saying "Barst's nerfs are awful, but he's still good tho." Like okay, why can't I apply that logic to other units who got "nerfed"? He doesn't explain. And then only for his beloved Castor does he decide to mention things that I listed earlier but only for FE3 but not FE11?Bad video
stop liking evil women.
>>683657738Pokefags obsession with off model slop is so insane to me. Like bro, Perrin is already hot on her own, why do you feel the need to do this?
>>683657738I thought Shamir was your wife? What kind of woman would marry such a fickle and worthless fag as you?
>>683659650I love Grima so no
>>683650653At least this one put her in a slightly different outfit.
>>683620854Yeah but her personal skill paired with Corrin fog is GOAT
Was Engage as much of a downgrade from 3h as it seemed?
>>683650653Pussy got fanartists acting unwise
>>683657738Fuck off cheating faggotPiece of shit giving latinos a bad name
goodnight fellas, hope the rest of the thread goes well
>>683663569That is true. And she does have the Res to tank mystical magic attacks that would bypass the fog unlike Zelkov. I'll concede then.>>683663736No, 3H sucked shit.
>>683663736Story-wise, kinda. It's a boring story versus a kind of interesting but heavily flawed story.Gameplay-wise, Engage was a huge step in the right direction.
>>683665137>muh mole kikes>muh everyone has a generic sob backstory
>>683665629Those things were interesting on your first two routes. Engage had kino moments like chapters 11, 22, and 23, but the early game was largely "meet the royals and exposition dump", foowed by 10/11 which were cool, then Solm filler, followed by a decently okay buildup to I'M THE THIRTEENTH EMBLEM, and then weird time travel shenanigans + killing Sombrero.I think I would say 3H's narrative overall executed perfectly with no conflicting bullshit Edelgard allowed to actually be unapologetically "evil" and no Slithers with the church actually being evil had the potential to be the best FE story (which isn't a high bar, honestly). But Edelgard had to be "good", Rhea and the church literally were good, and the Slithers were just a redo of V*lla (the actual real big bad that we're not allowed to talk about that means no playable characters are bad).The fact that I have strong feelings about 3H's story means there was a decent skeleton and meat on it. Engage felt like a Saturday morning shonen that had a few episodes that were "HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL" with some snoozefest arcs in between, which isn't bad on its own, you just have to be in the right mood for it. The one thing that Engage did right was the foreshadowing Lumera drops on you at the beginning of the game with how Alear summons Emblems and how you don't actually Sigurd's chant to wake him up until Sombron does it, plus the 13th Emblem stuff being hinted at when you get Sigurd back in 17.
3H's story sucks and the people that defend do it because they started the series with it
>>683666051The ultimate weapon…
Yep it’s time for the daily seething about 3H
>>683666496yep. its true. they are coping.engage is just more enjoyable from its gameplay, graphics and characters.
>3H gameplay
>>683667409Just like Conquest and Engagefags cope about its gameplay.
>>683666309It sounds like you enjoyed them both to some degree, then?
>>683650785It's hairy in the crack btw
Go back to /feg/ please
>>683619004I will absolutely put babies in you until you are physically incapable of bearing more.
>Femanons>>>In MY /v/ Fire Emblem thread?Femanon (Male) or Femanon (Female) though?
Post Pregnancy Pictures Posthaste Please
>>683654334Corrin? MKana? It just occured to me M Morgan as a kete is impossible since all ketes are female in Awakening. Kind of a shame, thinking about it.
>>683673119
>>683614491Y'all'd've
>>683636814look like a cat humping her face lmao
>>683614491Mercedes and Jeritza were the only ones worth going gay for
Any females that are here are all fat ugly landwhales or trannies
Sex with Seth.
>>683676552>trannies>femalespick one, biology doesn't lie like those mentally ill freaks do to themselves
>>683638541Well, I guess Takumi it is.
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