PLUM IS FRAME PERFECTNow: Sly Cooper and the Thievius RaccoonusNext: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past RandomizerLater: HadesStream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon Stream 2: GBJ'dSchedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/PREVIOUS: >>683625719
mom I migged
Is this the thread?
ABANDON THREAD NOW
just migged all over myselfthat wait was giving me purple balls
I'M PLUMMING
He's choking on chickens! Someone give him a hand!
I love it when the stream glitches and it shows they're running ESA from the reality *below* ours.
In. Here’s my cat. His name is scraps
MIGGY DIGGY
>there are people in this very thread that weren't there to witness the one and only time Plum's song was played on ESA summer 2024You do not belong here. You are nothing.
how is this a PS3 game? it legitimately looks like a PS2 game
I never cared for Sly Cooper, there's just something about it and I can seriously only describe it as insisting upon itself.
>>683633536migging
>>683633665Nice cat
Migged.
We don't want any filthy miggers here, especially not from that disgusting page 10
>>683633681
>>683633665cute kot anon
How devilish
>>683633682You are the retardest retard i have ever seen.
>>683633682Well done, detective, you've cracked the case.
>cat ghosts appear in game>they're purple
>>683633681You belong here. You are plum's everything.
>>683633682That's because it is a PS2 game, but they are playing on PS3 for glitches
>>683633693never played it but I hear it was the furry awakening for many of a particular generation of gamers
Are we having fun?
>>683633682Either backwards compatibility or they're running the collection re-released for ps3
>>683633681>tfw heard Plum's song and Frame Perfect
migged
>>683633759Nice, glad you caught it
>>683633693The game from this era that give me that feeling is Psychonauts.Fucking hate that game, everything about it feels so forced.
>>683633789It's nothing to do with animal characters, even if they were all humans it's still insisting upon itself. I don't know, something about the "humor" like it's been done so many times before but insisting upon itself that it's being original.
>>683633812I'm so plummed up...
>>683633680
>>683633665I remember you bitchyou're boat anon
FUCK I missed Lotr how was it? Worth checking out?
>>683633759Are eurobucks made of plastic or something?
migged. frame perfected. happy. in plum. focused. cumming.
>>683633937You have seven hours to spare? Yes? Go watch other runs then.
>>683633937snorefest of a run until the last 30 minutes, it was only palatable because of how good the thread was during the run
>>683633789Apparently it's the equivalent of that Disney Robin Hood movie for making those disgusting fucks want to fuck foxes.
>>683633937Yes, stop everything you're doing and watch the whole thing from start to finish
These skips are really fun to watchDidn't know the game was so broken
>>683633923
Devilish runner
>>683633937Not without the threads. Run was pretty meh, until the last hour where they gave in to delirium
Caught in 4k
>>683633960I'm sorry burger, but using regular paper isn't what civilized countries do.
>>683633681Especially since it's the last ESA. You could have been there when Plum's song was played for the last time ever, but some just missed it.
>>683633759>webm is posted>victim goes back for the money
>>683633937If you enjoy watching a lotr clone of classic final fantasy, sure
The thing on the left is actively ruining the run
>>683634050
>>683634146
>>683633931Maybe
showed up just in time for furkino I see
>>683634348>didn't cover his pringles qr codeprepare to get hacked
>>683633937At the very least, go read the threads for some kino Tolkien lore
>>683634365You missed pretty much the entire run.
>>683634348?? how tf do u even get net connection
>>683634365Unfortunately, Carmelita has not made a single appearance
>>683634348I knew itnice boat and nice cat, hopefully you're doing well
>>683634431who said I cared about that whore. I'm here for sly
>>683634417>>683634147>>683634098Thanks guess it's just one of the runs you have to see live :/
>>683634348Holy shit it's boat anon. Look comfy as always
what is hitting the griddy?
>>683634348>giant TV in the corner>watches on laptopwhy
>>683634521bro
>>683633681>use LotR to grab some sleep>miss Plumaaaaughhh noooooooooo
>>683634348wb boat anon
>>683634348nice seeing you again boatanon
>>683634521dis nigga never hit the griddy lmao
don't forget to stay comfy!
CHOPPED
>>683633937NONONO
>>683634554>missed the run that came the closet to a stream 2 run>missed loregods discussing LotR>Missed Plum>Missed Frame PerfectHonestly, I don't even know how you can fuck up this much. ESA just for a single run managed to regain a tiny bit of the soul it has lost, and you missed it.
>>683633937Only the last 50 minutes.
big schnozz
>>683634413Shid>>683634430Cell network. I’m inland on the English canals, so there’s always Internet. Pretty decent here, I think 60mbit down>>683634442>>683634516Cheers guys, very comfy at the moment. Weathers been great and we’re in a really nice spot>>683634534The tv has twitch on it but it gets laggy cause it’s a shit TV. Couldn’t be bothered to plug in the cable desu, I’m a few wines in
>>683634554>>683634703Donate another 25k goys and MAYBE we'll replay the song
>>683634703>>missed the run that came the closet to a stream 2 runThe whole appeal of stream 2 is the fact it was something to pop in and out of when there's a 48 hour run. When it's all you have then it's shit.
>>683634009Star Fox Adventures definitely had a bigger impact
>>683634748>The tv has twitch on it but it gets laggy cause it’s a shit TV. Couldn’t be bothered to plug in the cable desu, I’m a few wines inFair enough
>>683634663Thanks friend, I will make sure to stay comfy!
>>683634748Do have issues with mosquitoes, since you're always around water?
>>683634748holy comfy
>>683634748do u get any pussy living on a boat
I really wish they would scale down ESA, approaching GDQ-levels increases the capital required exponentially. I get that the current people running it only care about the charity and that's a shame.
Why did every game from this era insist on forcing minigames into the main game.
>>683634748Holy shit that does look very comfy. I almost get jealous seeing you, because just having your own small comfy house that moves around the country sounds super cool. You really have something great going, so hope you keep enjoying it.
>>683634991the only pussy he gets is you know.
>>683635048anon NO
>>683634991Obviously>>683633665
>>683635048do NOT
>>683634991He literally showed his cat
>>683634936Oddly enough there have been fuck all this year. Sometimes it can be rough but it’s mostly other bugs and spiders, but the spiders are bros so they get to stay. The cat catches plenty of bugs too>>683634991I’m married>>683635041Wouldn’t change it for the world anon :) if you want to do something, do it. Craft your life to your liking
They left my wife to die...
>>683635115Are you married to your cat?
>>683634748Oh hay I remember you, I hope you're doing well with this heatwave bollocks going on.
>>683635017breaks up the gameplay to make it less monotonous
>>683634991>He ain't never had boat pussy
>>683635048>>683635082
SAY IT WITH ME
>>683635115Do you have a loicense for that boat?
>>683635115>Hey baby, want to live on a boat?>Oh my god, that's so comfy, let's get married.
Considering how many crazy skips there in this game, the estimate was pretty tight.
OVERESTIMATE
>>683635225CUM IN PLUM
>>683634991Of course, because of the implication.
>>683635225Blacks make faster thieves
Has every run today been over estimate?
I hated the voice acting in this.
>>683635250Not that anon but I live near a marina, it's almost all couples you see.
>>683635225SWIPER NO SWIPING
This runner has the gayest voice i have ever heardCaptcha: PWNM
Am I the only one who thinks this ESA was low-key kino? No shenenigans.
>>683635354Yes
>>683635429>Am I the only one who thinks this ESA was low-key kinoYes, it's been awful.
Was that the first "THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE" this event
>>683635225EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF
>>683635115>if you want to do something, do it. Craft your life to your likingThat is good advice. Probably would be quite fun living like that, with all that freedom to go wherever you want to. But I also quickly get motion sick, so maybe not the best life for me.
>>683635326Ha hahaaaaa. Sweet reference bro
>>683635429There was a lot of cool stuff here, but it took a while to get interesting
RATE SLY COOPER
Rate the run.
>>683635532A+
>>683635429It's been mostly safe stuff and fairly unknown runners, it's not been a trainwreck but it's also not been spectacular.
>>683635532no
>>683635461The Neverhood run had one I think.
>>683635532>>683635549S that was a cool run with some neat skips
>>683635532S
>>683635532S even with an overestimate.
>>683635250If I was a girl, seeing anon living on a boat would make me pretty wet. And I mean not wet from falling in the water. Bitches love boats
>>683635532>>683635549S
>>683635429>No shenenigansThat was the fun part, speedrunners getting together to fuck around not just give presentations on their run
>>683635549B
>>683635532Snot too longlots of cool skipsawesome ending
>>683635532>>683635549A, refreshed after a long run, bretty good overall i dont care about overestimate
>>683635532B I guess cool skips but overestimate
>>683635532>>683635549B for Boat (I was reading the thread)
>>683635532SCosplay and hitting the tight tricks
>>683635532S for Sly
>>683635532CThe 6hr lotr run actually was more interesting
>>683635532>>683635549B-
>>683635532>>683635549A-
>>683635532C for chickens
>>683635532A
>>683635532>>683635549B
>>683635549S
>>683635549S for great Skips
>>683635532>>683635549D
>>683634748Nice boat
>Sly [REDACTED] Carmelita then leaves her to die in a volcanoStone cold motherfucker.
NOW PLUMSHE COME TO TOWN
>>683635532>>683635549S for Stealing
BAMBOOZLED
>>683635532>>683635549B good run but deducting point for Over Estimate
>>683635549>>683635532A. Was fun and cool tricks.
>>683635549C just average
>>683635532S-
They should let us donate to make these randomizer runs not randomizers. I still wouldn't donate but still.
wtf is that skinny chris chan in the back
>>683635243Actually yeah lol. It costs about a grand a year, but it’s just a permit. You don’t need to prove anything. You could literally go buy a narrowboat tomorrow and live on the canals!>>683635250Tbh I doubt girls that aren’t into boat life would want to live on a narrowboat. There’s no room, everything breaks all the time and resource management is a daily task. But then my wife and I lived out of a tent and hitchhiked around Canada for months when we first met. Just built different
>>683635690Plum... Cum...
What did he see?
>>683635549SAmazingly good.
>>683635690COME TO SAVE
>>683635690SHE COME TO SAVE
>>683635532>>683635549A
>>683635759
>>683635532>>683635549Sfor Sly Cooper
I pirated plum's game so you don't have toand you have to actually play this garbage to unlock her (lol)I just ripped the sprites from the assets https://files.catbox.moe/xc6fpi.rarif somebody wants to take the time to make plum gifs, this is the source
>>683635532>>683635549C
>>683635759Plum in her undrewear
Play the fucking Plum you bastards
>>683635759He made for some incredible reaction webms, not gonna lie
>>683635048LMAO
>>683635115>>683635745How do you even shower?
>>683635759Dude in the background>"Oh shit!"
>>683635830Purple my beloved...
>>683635912MODS MODS MODS
>>683635830Classy. Thanks bro.
>>683635830What the fuck, her name was Purple the whole time!
>>683635830Basado.
>>683635830>look inside Plum's game>Plum is purple
>>683635830nice, I like that 1 frame of dolphin pussy on the crouch gif too
>>683635798>>683635812THE PRINCESS GOOSEBERG
>>683635912
>>683635830>Go to pick Plum>She's PurpleSTREAM 3 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
>>683635912I'M PLUMMMMMING
>>683635912esto es porno MODERATOOO
>>683635996THE KRAUT TOOK HER AWAY
>>683635830Post Purple_Death.
>that one friend who walks behind the friend group
>>683635875Hot water tank is heated by cooling the engine, or by running the diesel-powered central heating. Pump pumps the grey water into the canal
>>683635745>everything breaks all the time and resource management is a daily taskI imagine it's similar to a camping car but way more of a hassle given you're on water all the time?Wouldn't be for me
>>683635830>purple
Look at these absolute gamers on stream
Holy shit, you weren't lying. That guy really has a gigantic nose. I thought you were exaggerating as always, but Jesus Christ.
>>683636057NOW THE VIEWERS DON'T PAY
>>683636135Look at the fucking size of his nostrils, you could fit an Xbox in there
>>683636072You got it all figured out, hope you enjoy it
>>683636135He seems like a top lad anyways.
>>683636072Master of comfy. I'm jealous.
>>683635745>There’s no room, everything breaks all the time and resource management is a daily task.On the plus side, living like that makes you value assess pretty much everything compared to people just stuffing their houses full of crap.
Why are they so ugly?GDQ doesn't have this problem
>>683636137BUT THEY WILL WHEN PLUM SAVES THE DAY
They remind me of that gang from the Powerpuff Girls
HERE COMES-
>>683636072That looks so comfy. How do you moor the boat when you go sleep? Just let it drift or some type of ancher?
>>683636172lmao>>683636183Yeah, he looks like a cool dude, so I hope he doesn't take it personal if he sees this.
>>683635759Mfw when >>683635912
>>683633665Scraps looks like he purrs when you rub him, nice>>683633745Celesphonia is cute and I want to protect her smile!
>>683636257>GDQ doesn't have this problem
>>683636259HELLELUJAH!
>>683636210I'm not a furry, but...
>>683636378>wtf is sacrasm
>>683636257Haha good one
>>683636183yeah I've just been messing around but this was one of the better runs this event and he definitely brings an entertaining personality
>>683636378
>>683636441>what is autism
>>683636257wtf, just a bunch of nerdy lads
>>683636072How do you prove that your wife hasn't been taken into the woods and replaced by a skinwalker at any point already?
Right, listen, ESA, here's a free one: when you're done interviewing the runners let them fucking go. I know you're stalling so the hosts aren't going anywhere, but stop forcing runners to stand around awkwardly as fuck while your hosts bumble through schedules, t-shirts and whatever shiny object comes into their field of vision. LET THEM GOOOOOO.
>>683636468it just screams BPD
>>683636478I'll take /v/ for 500, Alex
>>683636478>a neurodevelopmental condition of variable severity with lifelong effects that can be recognized from early childhood, chiefly characterized by difficulties with social interaction and communication and by restricted or repetitive patterns of thought and behaviour.
>>683636378>>683636468Please stop posting the Wendigo, it haunts my nightmares.
>LttP randomizer>Hadesehhh, guess I'll go play Outrun or the operator.
Oh boy, a randomizer.....Whoopee...
>>683636529kek
>>683636468I guess vampires do exist after all
>>683636257They're not really that uglyGDQ does have this problem, ESA has much better looking people in general and I say this as an Amerifat
Fuck me, the Thursday lineup is actually good. Why do I have to wake up at 1AM for this shit? Daddy's got housework to do.
>>683636553This, ESA got free of Rubiefart, we don't need this shit back.
when is finland autism kino
id watch the big lad on stream sumo wrestle /ourlad/ rebel
>>683636072how do you replace the water?
>>683636314We moor on the towpath. The canals of England were created at the start of the Industrial Revolution to transport coal, pottery and other goods and were towed by horses (hence ‘towpath’). They usually have barriers we can run chains through and then tie our mooring lines to. Failing that, I drive mooring stakes into the ground using a mallet and tie the mooring lines to that.>>683636250Yep it’s something I really enjoy desu, every task I have to do is for a direct purpose. Sounds a bit gay but living like this saved my life>>683636373He does!!!
>no anemic beauty from last years stream 2This year has been completely sexooooooo-free, not a single woman
>>683636724Perkele%.
>>683636064fucking lol
>>683636838NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>683636838Uhhh, pretty brutal wtf
>>683636784Puppery is hot though.
LET. THE RUNNER. GO. IT'S NOT HIS JOB TO STALL. Yowza!
>>683636724into the bin it goes
>>683636838I can't believe plum is fucking dead
female human?
>>683636838Jezus
>>683636838uhhh chensobros?
>>683636838THEY FUCKING KILLED PLUM
>keysanitySighhhhhhhhhhhh
>>683636946What's chenso?
>>683636838Jesus Christ.
STOOOOPPPP WITH THE FUCKIIIIING COIIIINS STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT PLEASEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Can I get subtitles for this nigga, Jesus.
Why can't they just play normally, but fast
clearmouse is cute
>>683636838CUMb IN PLUMB!
I now have an overwhelming desire to insert penis
>>683637004chenso you sucking my peanus tonight: 100%
>randomizer>seeded hades run>sunshine bingoThe day might as well be over
>>683637004chenso balls
Hi Sponge Bob
>>683636934a round a finnthe ice is thinwould sound better
>cheating at a randomizerWhat's the pont
Is that Spongebob???????/
>meme rungod I'm so sick of shit like this
so this is a randomizer but theres spoilers? whats the fucking point then
>randomiser but you know where things are
https://youtu.be/sCWHJKqFgHY?t=9270
>>683636776>We moor on the towpath.Oh that is cool. Funny seeing something that historic still being useful today. Probably saves a lot of hammering. And holy shit that cat is cute, give him a pat from me
WMAF% is really taking off
i guess at least it isnt a randomizer bingo race
>>683637159meds
Spoilers? Why? What for?
is that women?
Okay, this run is gay as fuck.
SAMIR, YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME, BUY BOMBS
>>683636838They killed Plum...
>1:10:00 of focused mumbling directions for spoilers
>>683637237no its patrick
So wait she's just telling him where everything is? What the fuck? Preliminary ZZZ
I'm actually going to stop watching these events if every single Mario and Zelda game is a randomizer or romhack.
I have no idea what’s happening
>>683637235the secret ingredient in krabby patties is pig ganon meat
Is she coming up with a route on the spot or is the item order the same every time and she just tells him where to go? Because the former is at least moderately interesting.
fuck this run.Which of the still orange levels should I play?
what a sweet little mince
HOLY SHIT JUMPSCARE
This is incredibly gay
Preemptive Z for this run
>>683636838JESUS CHRIST
>>683636838I didn't know most of /v/ hadn't seen this before.Did you other fucks really only see the gameplay from the video?
>>683636934This image is not how you make Finnish people upset. To accomplish that, you need to point out something about their country that is both true and very uncomfortable for them. Fortunately there is such a fact.You know how the ringt-wing stereotype of Jewish people in America is that they run all important institutions and pulls the strings behind the scenes? In Finland, that is actually true - except it's not Jews, it's Swedish people, specifically Finland Swedes. They make up a small minority of the country's population (about 6%) but hold every important office and control all the major financial flows.Finnish people hate being reminded of this because deep down they know they are a people that was created to serve their western masters.
>>683633681Wait did I miss it? WHAT THE FUCK
>>683637353One right of bottom middle blue doorwhy does this game look so good
>random coin sounddid anyone else hear that
Can someone explain how this run works?
God who gives a fuck about randomizers it's like speed reading fan fic. I have nothing against randomizers or those who play them but it's a symptom of how shit gaming has become people rather play remixed 20+ year old Nintendo games than anything remotely current
Turn this shit OFF
>>683636838I need to see if this is an actual death animation or if it's some copycat enemy
>>683636497They need to do three questions for the runners in the interview, maximum. Then let them go with a handshake, and jump to a music playlist or ads. Then, if there is some mad schizo need to stall still, maybe bring the hosts back for a status update, but that's still an awful move compared to just playing music. The idea of reviewing the day's runs and what made them work is honestly interesting to me, but the main stream is not the place. If stream 3 ever becomes real, it'd be something to do there>>683636838This is what I hate about chenso's art style. Each death is way too gorey and over-detailed. It overshadows everything else and makes the action messy. Cartoonish violence fits all the cutesy aesthetics, but not 32-bit mortal kombat violence
Okay this is shit, you just removed the single reason why someone would play a randomiser. Not staying up for this, can someone rate it ZZZ for me after it is over. And good night anons.
When is the Dutch guy gonna say something
>>683637440take your zeds
>>683635759Immediately reminded of this when I saw his reaction
>>683637180Kek I forgot he used the emulator speed up button to finish underestimate, good run
>>683637440there's a cure for that
>>683637538LYNCHED
>>683637439Foundation for Corruption. Let's see if this is any good.>why does this game look so goodIt's a recent Quake mod called Alkaline. Highly recommended so far. It's pure techbase.
>>683637538
>>683637451I thought it was just a rando run but for some reason he needs a co-pilot for this version of it?
There's no way this is actually happening, right? There has to be a donation incentive to turn it into a randomizer bingo race or something right? It's immediately followed by a Mario 64 randomizer after all.
>>683637451I think it's a random seed but she's already seen everything and has to dictate the route to him.If so it's fucking retarded.
>>683636838>plum dies drowning in her own blood, overflowing on her own witch robes
I just got here and I don't understand what I'm watching
>>683637521He is probably just as stunned as we are, wondering wtf this run even is. He is currently going over his life choice how he got there, and how many in the crowd would cheer if he strangled the runner live on stage.
>>683637653he is literally all of us
This is something that's probably fun to do in the privacy of your own home with your girlfriend who's interested in your speedrunning hobby, but to showcase this to other people is like when someone shows you a video they think is hilarious and you have to sit there and pretend to be interested for 4 minutes
>>683637641Apparently it's a randomizer but she already knows where everything is on the seed and is mapping it on the fly for him.
I missed the whole event. Could somebody please post latest charts?
Not even a cute girl can save this runThe Dutch dude is basically all of us rn
>>683637495it's real
>>683637504my wife
>>683637779Chartfag is kill
>>683637641I've been here and I still don't. I just automatically tune out when someone is trying to explain how a game I played dozens of times is meant to be played because they decided to hack it into retardation. My ears are open for explaining speedrun tech, they're fatigued on explaining the very mechanics of the romhack.
>>683636838Took like five loops to figure out that red rectangle is supposed to be blood from her mouth (I guess?). Aside from Plum's design that game has terrible art.
>>683637353I actually started replaying Quake after that run yesterday. It’s insane how good a lot of the newer custom maps looks
Randomizer fags just need their own separate event, this is getting out of control.
>>683637779see here >>683629092
>>683637909>five loopsAnon, I think you might just have developmental issues...
Guess I'll just game until Mario Sunshine. I know thats a bingo and a race but at least I've played it before.
>>683637427true enough, though i wonder (or hope) if boomers have gotten over it, and zoomers have no idea about it so they don't care.another funny thing is the laestadian mafia.but when are the games?
Going for a 55.
At least the music of this romhack is nice
Dutch guy is moving his lips but I don't hear anything
>ALTTP Randomizer>Another bingo run laterWorst ESA to date
>>683637538kek
>>683637798i need to see it ingame.....my plum...dead....
chat, is she...?
>tfw no asian gf to manage my autistic randomizer
>>683637946agree
This is like watching someone play minesweeper but they know where every bomb is, what is the appeal? It's not like the game has interesting movement that makes it fun to watch or play
>>683637605Looks very neat, thanks for the recommendation. It really seems to have nice stylization and lighting, I'm impressed by how good it looks considering its constraints.
>>683638235Doubt it
>>683638235my wife? yes indeed.
Perchance a randomizer race where the runners have had time to practice the seed. On race day, we get to see the best run they could each come up with
>>683638235Like you?
>>683636838
Y'know one thing I hate about randomisers? The commentators rarely do a good job making them easy to follow. That's because they're too busy figuring the route out as they go. Good for them, not for me>>683637817This run may be boring but Ubel's smile never is
>>683638507Lol
>>683638507Decent.
oh I get it he's called sponge bob because he absorbs the world around him as he sees itclever
>>683638235dog eater yeah
>>683638507nice, thanks for realizing my thoughts
>>683633634what is he drinking?
>>683638065ezpz
>>683636838IS THIS CANON?!
>>683637504Chenso club was specifically billed as a cutesy but bloody thing, taking inspiration from powerpuff girls, if I remember right
>is that... is that a Mario or Zelda game? AHHH I GOTTA RANDOOMIZE I'M RANDOOMIZING!!
>Library of Ruina musicman i was wondering if i accidentally booted up the game or something until i figured out its from the stream
>>683638904when you've run the vanilla game a billion times already you gotta spice it up somehow.
>>683638550so true, friend
>>683638550I agree, that’s part of the problem with randomisers. The main problem imo is the whole pull of a speedrunning marathon for a normie is ‘oh wow a game I vaguely know/maybe played is being destroyed by people that know the game super well’ that entirely disappears when they start doing stuff like randomisers and romhacks. Like, I have played lttp a fair bit, but I don’t know it enough that this run makes any sense to me. Sure if your life is lttp then I’m sure this is maybe good fun but stuff like this just feels too much like navel gazing
>>683638350The maps themselves definitely vary though, which makes sense considering they're made by different people. If you want to see some real beauties try Tellus Terminus and Dancing in the Golden Sun.
>>683638441This is actually a very good idea.
>combined Super Metroid and LTTP randomizer on SaturdayWhat have we done to deserve this
>>68363753810/10
For those wondering about Edenal, he's around btw. He was at the dinner with a few speeches, gratitude for the speedrun subcommunities that made ESA matter, and optimistic for the future of ESA. I'd certainly like the next few ESAs to be so good they encourage the community to support it
>>683639045Thanks for the validation, bro
>>683635759Signs alien footage
>>683638441I feel like that's been done a couple of times, but I agree.
>>683639072
These SEGA times are way too generous, I don't think they wanted any challenge at all. I wish there was an archive of the JP god runners' time trial ghosts.
>I hope your don't mind going overestimateI'm going to sleep
Well, I guess this is it for speedrun events for a while?
shoutout to the tech crew
>>683638974I wouldn't mind that so much if they could also explain those shifts very well, but they almost never do. The runner is spending too much brain power thinking about what he should do, that he doesn't discuss what he can do or is trying to do. And no one can really shake him out of that without tilting, so you're asking for someone who's naturally easy at talking while locked in. Which actually isn't most speedrunners>>683638947Last one before I become an avatarfag
Did the stream die?
It's joever.
Thought it was just me
Thank you, pete
RIP
Esa has dropped out of the race
What is that absolute clusterfuck of an item tracker?
I'm naked, in bed and snickering to myself once it all went quiet
>>683639251Rta in Japan August 9th
wtf is with the bitrate and losing streams today
>>683639512They went overestimate on going to bedMoms pulled the plug
>>683639507>RTALets fucking gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBGlbW16mw0
>>683639463I can hear you, mate
>>683639512SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW!WOOOOOOOOO!
>>683638913Did that actually happened? That sounds a bit obscure for something like this.
>>683639313Same here. Thank you for the cute Ubel art, my friend.
>go into the dark world>flowers are purple
I find that girl atractive does that make me a gay
>>683639802extremely
>>683639802No she looks like a normal asian-american woman
>>683639802lesbooo
>>683639802I dunno, anon. Let me ask tinytim
>>683639802She’s cuteFunny enough gdq has no cute american girls, they all go to esa. Probably cause it’s safer with no troons
>>683639802if it bleeds you can fuck it
>>683639802I think you're one of those weirdos with an adult woman fetish
What the FUCK is the point of baldy on the right, he's not explaining shit, is he the bull in the relationship?
>>683637417game?
>>683640013He likes to watch
>>683637950Thank you
>>683640089I think it's from an animation called Here Comes Plum.
>1998 was 26 years ago
>>683640271I wasn't born yet :D
>>683640380
>>683640380underage b&
>>683640271don't remind me
>people born in 2006 can now post here
>>683640013He probably expected a more normal run and hs a hard time figuring this shit out
>>683640416anon, people who were born in 2000 are 24 now
are they both from Germany?
>>683640571>people born a week before the PS3's release date will be allowed to vote in the upcoming american electiongrim
>>683640416>>683640450see >>683640571you're old
Another one bites the dust.
>>683640632They still won't tho ;^)
>>683640681CUM OVERLOAD
>>683640681MODS MODS MODS
>>683640680kek, amazing
>>683640681saved
>>683640681Hot.
>>683640681kek
>>683640680Lol
>>683640680Kino
>>683640634>you're oldI know
>>683640680lel
>>683640681>>683636838so how does it look in-game?not sure if those frame timings are correct in those gifs
>>683639901
>>683640571>there might be people in this very thread that weren't even born when I was spamming "nigger" in /b/ as a dumb kid
>>683640852That was you?!
>>683640820I don't know. Ask one of the 3 anons that played the game to record their screen to show us.
>>683640852My WoW characters are older than some people on 4chan
>>683640852This man is bald now
>>683640680
>>683640663did you achieve a 49 on that one course yet or did you move on?
I have negative interest in this despite ALttP being one of my favorite games ever. I just get double vision every time I try to watch it. And I can't bother processing anything they're actually saying.
>>683640941So am I
>>683640680lmao
20 minutes of this crap left
>>683640980I-I'm completing the courses first before going back to beat my own times....
>She is shilling no less than three wacky not-speedrun runsRemember when marathons would have at most one of these for the whole event?
Fuck it. Time to mig to bed. Going to watch the Hotline Miami run tomorrow morning
>>683639251>RTA August 8th-15thhttps://horaro.org/rtaij/rtaijs2024>BSG August 11th-17thhttps://oengus.io/marathon/bsg2024/schedule>Final Fantasy Relay IX August 16-19th>Flame Fatales August 18th-25thhttps://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/49>PACE Fall November 3rd-9thThere will be threads
>>683641134That belt is fighting for its life
>>683641105Do, jacky's been grinding that one well, I don't wanna miss it myselfNight, anons, I hope spongebob doesn't suck
>>683641134I ain't watching any of that shit Unless Mommy Milkers is part of one
>>683641134Does she... y'know...
>>683641280maybe she'll make a surprise appearance. stay tuned to find out!
>>683641134UKSG's gonna have a short one in October too.https://oengus.io/marathon/uksgblue24
The run is over mutebros
>>683641412No thanks, I'm listening to Ye
>>683641412Thanks, bro
>>683641412Thanks, I was watching trash on YouTube
>>683641450Hey cool it with the antisemitic remarks.
>>683641386>all of those socksWere those prizes? Did she wear them?
Rate?
>>683641134this is a man, right?
MOMMY
>>683641518ZZZ
>>683640680lol
>>683641412But intermission is up, i'll unmute when mario starts
>>683641518D for dogshit run. "Randomizer" except they already knew the seed.
Shoutouts to tech.
>>683641518B, having a pilot made it somewhat tolerable.
>>683641412>>683641518D, could not follow shit. I miss LoTR
>>683641518D
>>683641412Thanks. Rate my future Rimworld motel.
>>683641518Oh yeah, C
They both look like the inspiration for that plapjak
>>683641534Rent free.
>seededyawn
>>683641518I’ll be generous and give them a D for wrapping it up pretty fast. But shit like this does not belong here. Randomizers are one thing, but randomizers where you know where to go are just pointless.
>>683641534Sorry, trannybro, better luck next time.
>>683641632Not much to see yet, start building it properly first.
>>683641710>I’ll be generous and give them aoh anon
>>683641632Commieblock%Needs softer corners and more asymmetry
I was at the hospital all day, any fun runs I missed? Last one I watched was Elden Wreck 2p1c yesterday
>>683641518D absolute crap. I love lttp randomizers and even like playing them and having someone tell you where shit is defeats the purpose.
>>683641783>Needs softer cornersNo.>more asymmetryFuck no.
>post-run talkJUST PLAY PLUM INSTEAD NO ONE CARES FUCK
>>683641685seethe troon
>Shoves mic on her facelol
>>683641827>I was at the hospital all dayWorking or dying?
>>683641827only good thing today was when they played frame perfect and here comes plumthe runs were dry
Damn they ugly
>>683641518F
>>683641934pre-stationary doctor talk about my kidney stone surgery
There's already a "randomizer where you already know the seed". It's called playing the actual game.
>>683641965Let's see Anon's gf.
>>683641923
>>683641965You're ugleh
Almost done with regular courses.
>>683641964They played Plum? I slept through the whole day.. I hate having this sleep schedule.
>>683641965The white mans dating scene in 2024
>1v1 lockout bingoJust speedrun the game normally for once
Oh Hades
POST RUN TALK IS OVER MUTEBROSHADES TIME
>>683640820Here ya go. You really wanna jack off to this in-game, huh? Sorry to say, but there are enemies in the first area that literally shit on you to damage you. So, I hope you like bird shit.Seems a little bit of the end is cut off, since it fades to black before fully playing.>>683641105Cute Plum.
>>683642106plum and frame perfect
>>683642175Thanks, bro
>>683641518C
>>683642189Plum is FUCKING dead....
I HATE SEEDED
Just play the game normally, but fast?No? Alright, got it.
>>683642337Seeding Plum!
Are they CHEATING?
>schnozz cooper $598 donation>just as the hades run startspoor timing man
>cheating
baking!
>using a save managerwhat the FUCK is this run then?
>>683642076im impressed by your dedication to this over the last few days despite no one giving a shit
Absolutely pathetic god why do I still watch "speedrunning" events?
>>683642076Nice, well done bro.
instant Zcringe cheater run
what the fuck is happening
>>683642447he's been posting Outrun since GDQ
This is borderline just ILs in a row
>Fun game to see done fast>Stops after every single room to savestateNice. Very cool.
>>683642390
Can this pile of shit game stop being run at these fucking events?This is more of a blatant paid advertisement than Pseudoregalia.
You know what, Celina was at least entertaining.
Nice, got the Panzer Dragoon level transition.
uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhuhuhhhh
>and see what he's doing is uh uh uh>and so here we uh uh uh>in this room we uh uh uhbro needs to speak slower so he can stop with the uhs
I'm sure this was fun to route but showing it off for people just wanting to watch Hades was a bad call
>>683642625Shit's going Drakengard.
>satanisachillguyHoly Reddit.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but after all the shitty randomiser gimmick crap, I am actually happy to have a seeded Hades run. Fuck my life
can anyone in the thread explain what kind of run is this, why is he always pausing
anyone baking? if not, i'll do it
>>683642728>seeded>using savestateshave some self-respect anon
>>683642767It's a fake speedrun.
>>683642447it's part of my stealth marketing campaign to get more people to play Outrun, and it's also what I'm actually playing during those long ass intermission interviews that no one wants.
>>683642808I would but mom said I'm not allowed to make breads anymore
>>683642808Princess Luna is baking
>sly runner donated all the money he stole
>>683639619the zelda run had music tracks from different games, quite a lot from ruina
>>683642767one of them he said was a pause buffer that lowers the in-game-timer which is what they use for the category, which - I guess but sounds real silly lol gotta go slow to go fast
>>683642808Yes I am baking. Page 10
I don't think I can watch this one with the uhh, uhh guy. It's just too much for my soul to handle.
I am officially ready to apologize to this man. >OG Binding of Isaac>Died once>Tried again>Died twice>Quit the run laughingThese retard permadeath "speedrunners" today could never admit defeat. They will just use save states and expect someone to cuddle them and tell them they're still a good speedrunner. I seriously doubt this current runner has completed a Hades run without savestates in a long time.
>>683642979ok thanks, I almost posted mines>Captcha
>>683642808Fuck it, I don't trust other anons so I'm gonna bake right now
UhUhUHUHUH
Is he seriously just making run ending mistakes every 30 seconds?
>>683643057anon said on page 10 >>683642979
>>683641518I'm doin' him a D
>>683642818I've indeed changed my mind, this sucks>>683643004Marathons need a challenge category, or to keep these as bonus runs, where we accept that shit can go wrong but we lock into how the game is meant to be played
>>683643057Don't.
I feel like you could already do a blind run with maxed out stats in under 30 mins without cheating.
>>683642724I read it as satania chill guy and thought he was alrightFucking dyslexia
>>683643057what part of page 10 do you not understand?
>>683643045Who?
Imagine flying ten hours to Sweden to humiliate yourself like this
My favorite stage coming up.
>>683643356The original founder of captcha, currently works for SomethingAwful. He's a real monster
>>683643331what part of not trusting anons do you not understand?
>>683643417you're by far the worst poster in these threads
>>683643452(x) Doubt
>>683640680I'm fucking dying!
>>683640680Ok this one was pretty funny
uhh uhh uhhhhhhh
>>683642868Is there a good way to play Coast2Coast with a controller on PC? My attempts at emulation have been so so
>>683643859MIG>>683643859MIG>>683643859MIG>>683643859MIG
>it’s written in rustTrannies confirmed
Onto the final level.
>>683643829https://github.com/emoose/OutRun2006Tweaks/actionsController works out of the box, plug and play.
>>683644035>https://github.com/emoose/OutRun2006Tweaks/actionsArigatou Outrun Sensei
