Stellar Blade still getting free outfits added. Photo Mode coming next month.
>sony movie gameD:>coomer movie game:D
>>683640474the fact they game didn't ship with photo mode is ludicrous
>>683640567You have no idea what a "movie game" is.
Cool.Where's the PC version?
What's the other?
Censored garbage
This makes the penis the big penis
>>683640869DOESN'T LOOK VERY CENSORED ANON
>>683640474What's stopping Sony from releasing an Eve-themed onahole accessory and updating the game with a sex minigame? At this point just go full coom.
>>683640474>Photo Mode coming next month.Finally
>>683640474nice
girl fetishists are weird and fairly douchey
>>683640981Good attention to detail.
>>683640474Alright but I'm gonna need more Lily outfits.
>>683640474Hyperintelligence Eve, wife of Maciej Nowicki
>>683641239dumb twitteroid bait
>>683640474How much you want to bet this outfit gets censored just like the outfits from the last update?
>>683641384this is where you peak in life
>>683641465Why are you such a dishonest faggot?
>>683640474>>683640981>>683641039
pc version when
>>683641703>>6836407852025
>>683640474>Game catering to assfetish which is the part of the woman americans find the most attractiveFinally their playerbase(represented in red) will take the best photos of her ass since that is the entire reason to play this gameJust your friendly reminder that this game flopped in japan really really hard because they have an unique culture where they don't worship black culture, unlike americans of course where this game actually got rated as the best console game of all time since it caters exactly to their tastes
>>683641703April 2025 at the earliest. I'm guessing October 2025.
>>683640474pitta
>Sublime Blade
stellar blade eve maciej nowicki
>Censored Blade
>>683641951you're trying way too hard now
>>683641951>>683641849>>683641384kill yourself
>Succulent Blade
>>683640474Cool, when is the steam version coming out, because I'm not buying a snoy pisstation 5 for ONE GAME.
>>683641976
>sold 1 million in 24 hours>sold 48k on launch in Japan over 3 days>16k per day>currently at 111k in japan>6.9 million global estimate, lowering it to "at least 5 million" to be in the safe sideNot even close to a flop, will likely hit bare minimum 10 million by the end of the year, especially with how strong of a holiday ps5 is expected to have, literally no competition at all
>Spectacular Blade
>>683642681we did it sonybros
>>683641979Good character model
>>683642772Tendies in absolute shambles
>>683640567movie game doesnt mean "game i dont like"
>>683642772It's sonysistas you chud.
>>683641862>>683641732I can hold my semen until then
>tranny porn addict thread #34268234
>>683642681you forgot>Trump won
>>683643515Final model is the best.
EVE 06 Will Never Be Forgotten
>>683643747
Steve Carson approved.
This is most likely not the final design. You'll get a toned down version when it drops.>>683643196go back /pol/tard
>>683644048Dilate trannoid subhuman freak
>>683643549False. Trump has never and will never win an election.
>Episode Tachy>Episode Adam>Episode Raven>Episode EVE>Episode Lily
>>683640474>>683642512Why is she flaunting her armpits?
>>683644163go back /pol/tard
>>683644163Trump won in 2016, won in 2020, and will win in 2024. Sony is going bankrupt. And you will sneethe and dilate, Eric.
>>683640778>>683643150cool gameplay vidsOH WAIT
>>683641520How can anyone find that emotionless stare attractive?
>>683644682False, false, and falseHe stole the election with Putin's help in 2016, and lost fair and square in 2020, and will lose even more humiliatingly in 2024. Trump and Nintendo both lost. Sony won. Progress won. Religious barbarism lost.
>>683643169
>>683644048>This is most likely not the final design. You'll get a toned down version when it drops.Why are you still on about this horseshit?
>>683645365
>>683644675Freckles!
>>683644048it's literally from Stellar Blade's own twitter
Why is she praising the sun?
So uhhhhhhhhhHow's the gameplay?
>>683641703wait all of that drama... WAS OVER A CONSOLE EXCLUSIVEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>683646587Excellent.
>>683646587>>683646451
>>683646587Better than anything on shitch, that's for sure
>>683646539why not?
>>683640474i don't like her british accent
>>683646532custom posing for photo mode? nice
>>683646816I don't like you
Has anyone here actually nutted to Eve?
>>683644048Where is this "toning down" you seem certain of?
You guys are gonna lose it when you realise you can just google boobs for free and spend your money on actual good shit
>>683647184False, false, and false
>>683647184>spend your moneyWhat a strange thing to insert into your post.
>>683647184
>>683647184I can google liveleak if I want gore but I prefer to murder pedestrians on GTA myself.
>>683641384>>683641951freak
>>683647184>you can just google boobs for freewtf it's real
I googled "real boobs". The first result was a plastic surgery website.
>>683641520My bad, I forgot about those. I meant the update with the asian style dresses that reduced the opacity and added more fabric.
>>683649131those were literally unfinished
>>683649131And your explanation of them literally showing this outfit on their twitter?
Photo Mode + Poses, but still not barefoot. What's even the point?They almost had my sale.
Never ask a Stellar Blade fan to post gameplay from the game.
>>683649219That's what we're calling it now?>>683649306And your explanation of them literally showing outfits in promotional videos, then those same outfits being censored in the retail release?
>>683649131>this is "censored".
>>683649505They already do unprompted >>683646451
>>683644837>>683646587>>683649505This guy thinks he's slick.
>>683641862Which skin is this?
PC when?
>>683650337
>>683640474Did they add more hairstyles yet? I stuck with the same hairstyle for all my playthroughs because so many of them look like crap with the ponytail.
>>683640981That's great
>>683650508Thanks man
>>683641052I would actually play it if it was like that
>>683649852Yes. The dress part was more narrow, and more see-through.
Enya...
>>683640474Is this outfit released already, or is it still coming out?
>>683641384ROBERT DOWNEY JR??????
>>683640869you lost
>>683653369Just teased on their twitter today, so presumably a patch for July. Photo Mode is supposed to be coming in August.
>>68365440907Thanks
>>683653639>>683653923>>683654003This art style looks familiar.
So both you and them are admitting it's just a coombait game?
>>683656612The combat cinematics are cool, music is good. I find the lack of fast travel a bit tedious at times but the game play is solid. Challenge yourself to beat a boss without getting hit
>>683656612It’s a great game. 60 hours in and I haven’t jacked off once. It’s more than just a sexy lead female: it has good gameplay and a good story and I think many people agree with me.
>>683656612>>683640567>>683644837>>683646587>>683649505>i are sublte
>>683641703Next year Q1 is my guess https://career.shiftup.co.kr/en/o/105648
>>683640567Uniconically? Yes.
>>683640567I wouldn't call Stellar Blade a movie game.
>>683659707He knows that, he's just trying to bullshit
>>683640474Those are some stellar pits
>>683646539Nigga everyone should praise the sun.
>>683656841Prudes don't get that most people don't jack off while playing games with hot girls, at least not constantly or intermittently.We just like looking at them.
>>683662813They seem to immediately think of porn, sex and masturbating the second they see even the slightest hint of sex appeal.
>>683640474Did they make it good yet?
>>683665045Yes, on release.
>>683665045We got this outfit on release day. You get this in the opening scene:
>>683642019>nowthis faggot set up a spambot for eve threads day 1
>>683665390A ritual post posted in every thread is one thing, he was just posting like five times in a row there.
>>683649131Reducing opacity would mean it was more see-through you ESL retard.
>>683665045always was
Daily reminder that "left hates sexualized female characters " is a myth created by culture war grifters. If the conservatives were in power they would ban this game.
>>683666002Horseshoe is correct. Both extremes would do that.
>>683666460
PC RELEASE OR BUST
>>683666002But we had hotter characters than eve when the conservatives were in power.
>>683666643Bust.
>>683641775I can't tell if you're mad or just horny
>>683641775>literally replies to a picture of the character with her tits on display in a swimsuit still mumbling about asses
>>683666002Ah yes, such staunch conservative entities as Frosk, Kotaku, Polygon, the neo Xbox CEO, and every modern marketing department, PR department, and community manager. "Rape culture", and "toxic masculinity" are terms stripped straight from the Bible, and well all know how much those conservatives hate the harmful stereotype of """traditionally""" feminine women!You're a lying piece of shit. Feminists hate that male sexuality exists as anything other than a validation tool for women. You belong to a hate cult.
this game isnt on pc
>>683641775Every. Single. Thread.
>>683667456
>>683666002>>683667304And this was largely destroyed by the very conservative individual known as Jim Sterling.I'm sure that you, as a blameless leftist who has no ill will towards male sexuality, will condemn Jim Sterling and the cowardice of the Japanese devs. This definitely isn't more leftist gaslighting.
Too much stuff on my backlog, gonna wait for a PS5 Pro to play this and Rebirth.
>>683667909I wonder how good the Photo mode will be.
lemme draw more eve wife of Robert Downy Jr. seen here.>>683641384>>683641951how's the floor down there bitch
>>683667803Oh, and the incel insult for anyone who says anything that they don't like, especially those who don't like the ugly women in modern media.It's those damned Bible thumpers, you know. They just can't stop bringing every single topic back to sex, including insults. And attacking the concepts of masculinity and femininity.
>>683668132gateKEEPIN' bastard
>>6836426811 million in 24 hours lol
>>683668168Damn right. Gender communists who want to trample on our spaces and subjugate men to their convenience and comfort can fuck off. Every last one of them. Same with their simps.
>>683640474Another fucking outfit again ? What about a real content like an expansion or some shit ? No wonder why this slop died very quick because all they give a shit about is outfit outfit outfit. If i wanna jack off to hot chicks, i go watch porn. Holy shit, Shit Up is fucking brain dead.
>>683668438Maybe they're saving it for the PC release.
>>683668438STOP GIVING ME FREE STUFF WHILE YOU WORK ON THE LARGER UPDATES DAMMIT
>>683666643No, everyone should reap what they sow as hard as possible. I've hear years of >"PlayStation is le one and done. Sony need shooters, multiplayer, PC! PC! PC!"and I'm laughing myself to death at Concord. The monkey's paw hath given. kek
>>683667965Hopefully good enough to zoom in on Raven from odd angles without too much trickery.
>>683668438>What about a real content like an expansion or some shit ?What do you want?
>>683640474That bellybutton looks like anus
>>683668560I hope the tweets are a hint at its capabilities. Because I don't think those are poses you can achieve in-game as of now.
Day 90Stellar Blade is still censored
>>683640474The fact that they went all in anyways makes the lazily edited costumes from launch more insulting.DOA6 pulled the same shit.
All I want is the godddamn soundtrack with lyrics
>>683640474lmaoo
>>683640474>No pc>no mods>no stable fpspain
>>683669050I'm kind of curious what the korean songs are saying.
>>683669187>>no stable fpsI have never seen it drop from 60fps.
>>683669145LMAO
>>683669145>32.7M**>includes having been packaged in dozens of PS4 bundles, constantly being bundled with games that people want, and being given awayBiggest manufactured success in entertainment history. I've never met a fan IRL. Which is odd, because when a game breaks 10M, you usually can't get away from discussions about it. And I live in a deep blue area, BTW.
>>683669145i didnt know stellar blade and ff7 were bundled with every ps4 and ps5 sold
>>683669240The savior of video game only sold 1 million in 2 months and 399 fanart after 3 months lmao
>>683668640Navel pusy
>>683669228Xion's two themes have apparently been mostly transcribed and translated since they're pretty easy to hear. https://youtu.be/jjyg6JBPIqo?si=mBKB_kwq6DKbVNb1I want to know what the lyrics to Tachy's themes are.
It's all the same retard always spamming attacks at the game isn't it? The same phrases and the same pictures over and over.
>>683669379Might be a matter of intensity. Fromsoft fans have been pretty intense over the years, but you'd kind of expect that from those games. Horizon/Spiderman/nu God of War fans all seem like the very casual type. Even something like Tears of the Kingdom or Hogwarts Legacy faded away pretty quickly despite selling 20M+ units. So, it's like a weird thing where some games may sell quite a bit but the fans of said games don't exactly go around being hardcore fans of those games. Maybe. Kind of reminds me of maybe CoD, FIFA or Fortnite people. I know they're super popular, but I rarely come across discussions about it.
>>683669665I hear plenty of talk about God of War, and Spider-Man at least a little, even if it's clear it was a fairly standard experience that didn't change anyone's world. But I've never heard anything about Horizon besides "it looks nice".
>>683669625Oh, wow. This is pretty great.
Remember when grifters thought this would save gaming?
>>683669645Yes, that's been obvious for months.
>>683669145>FF7 Rebirth budget: 200+ million>Forbidden West budget: 200+ million>Spiderman 2 budget: 300+ million>Stellar Blade budget: less than 50 millionNice false equivalence, learn what ROI is.
>>683669906I believe it was only shitposting, this game did not deserve to become ragebait material.
>>683669645Why does every "big" game have a dedicated shitposter now?
>>683670492In this case it's a weirdo who hates Korea or something, and hates that this game ended up well liked.
>>683669906They thought right.
tachy....
>>683670534>modelled cameltoeGod I love this game
>>683670414>Stellar Blade budget: less than 50 millionSource?
>>683670534How do you even get this screenshot? How would you get her to look down?
>>683640474>stellar gook lost to a DLCBros...
>>683670782Stellar Gook was more fun.
>>683670807How so?
Why don't you have sex with real women instead of beating your dick to cartoon women?
>>683670835Shadow of the Erdtree feels like a bunch of cut content stitched together, and outside of a few boss fights none of it is as fun as the main game. Doesn't help that the main game is already too long with any sense of progression being over by the end, so they threw in the awful Skibid Fragment system to create a fake sense of progression.
>>683670745If you idle for a little while, EVE turns her head to stare at the camera.
>>683670903It's not worth the effort. I am ugly but I wouldn't fuck anyone below a 9/10.
>>683670782Elden Ring sold 25 million copies, it's one of the biggest releases of the last several years.
>>683670782They're gonna celebrate 5mil tarnished, but they're not gonna tell you what percentage of them stopped before Messmer, or genuinely just didn't like it.Same story as always, though.
>>683670928You don't even need skibid fragment to clear the dlc though, maybe you just got some skill issue lol
>>683670928>it's not fun cause i couldn't QTE parry everything
>>683669145>lmaooo
>>683670970>EVE turns her head to stare at the camera.Oh, that's right. I never thought to try and see if she would do that when climbing.
>>683670903I hate myself and any woman who doesn't hate me I also hate so they disgust me. The book-length suicide letter Two Arms And A Head describes it pretty well.
>>683671470My wife
>>683640474Chuds won
>>683640474>still no PC release What's taking it so long?
>>683672030Playstation contract, post-launch content development, PC optimization and enhancements.
>>683641703I've heard never.
>>683672030These things, they take time.
>>683671102I watched a friend fight the final boss and all he did was parry him because it would interrupt his retard-strength combos, seems to me like you can literally QTE Parry bosses to death
>>683672827>I watched
>>683673029YeahI beat the base game, looked at the DLC and decided I'm not gonna waste my time and money on it. Problem?
>>683671102why do you just throw out random terms in your posts?
>>683640567Yes
>>683672030Just wait two more weeks!
>>683673349What's she saying?
>>683673768My trigger finger wise but my nine dumb, middle finger blind so it's fuck A-N-Y-one
>>683673768Robutts
>>683640474We continue to win day in and out
>>683665389>nipples outlined>lips accentuated by suitI'd play with the skin suit if it wasn't hard mode
>AYO EVE
>>683675028Crime R
this game looks good and my Penis likes it.
>>683675028I think there was a black guy NPC as well. Everyone else was an asian NPC.
>>683674634>>683675028Difference between actual character and random NPC models is always at least one console generation.
>>683675485>I think there was a black guy NPC as well.Why? I have an idea why but I want to ask anyway.
>>683675965Because they're populating a town and make a bunch of models that walk around. The bias is toward making Asian looking characters even though Xion doesn't seem to be in Asia, not east Asia anyway. Only a couple look like anything else.
>>683667803>Jim Sterlingso glad this fucker died lmao
>>683667803Qrd?
>>683640474Now if it'd only add some playability.
>>683675965your idea would be correct. it's SHITny's black quota. Like I don't fucking understand the obsession with including blacks into every thing, why aren't Arabs / Hispanic ppl (and whoever else) included also, if it's for "Diversity"?
>>683675028Wtf woke
>>683676158>this fucker diedActually died, or because he became a tranny?
>>683640474GOD I CAN'T WAIT FOR HER TO GET BLACKED ON PCEVE X BBC GANGBANGED BY BIG THUG NIGGER COCKS
>>683669145>give game away for free with bundles >it sold 30 million copiesRemember how Palworld outsold all this woke garbage and had 2 mil online players at any moment
>>683675028>>683677036umm stellarbros...?? was our based chud game woke all along?
>>683676641>>683665045samefag
>>683640567how the fuck is SB a "moviegame"?
Nobody posts the gameplay
>>683679718>>683649873>>683649505
Stellar sisters....its over
