You like playing roguelikes, don't you anon?
>>683663867>roguelikesI dont even know what that is.
Slay the spire and noita were fun until you beat them a few times I guess
>>683663867No, I play rogueLITES.
>>683663867yes I've ascended with every class in nethack, how could you tell?
You’re a fat ugly guy in his 30s sitting behind a computer screen and posting drawings of children to elicit attention from anonymous users on the internet because it’s the only social interaction you can handle
>>683664113okay? your post wont make your father come back, or unrape your mother
>>683664113Holy shit you didn't have to obliterate him like that
>>683663867mot really
>>683664113trvth NVKE
Progression systems are gay.
>>683664061>Slay the spireNot a roguelike.>noitaNot a roguelike.
>>683663867I have more hours on TOME now than I do dota. Its over for me. I like wazhack but winning strategies in that seem ghey. I could never get into nethack though and DCSS/caves of qud/ADOM werr being run by retards so rip.
>>683664113sometimes I just pretend i made the post and read the replies as if they were for me
>>683664113Anon please.....
>>683663867bouncing between binding of isaac and dungeons of dredmor right now in facthow could you tell
>>683664113you do the same but with with frogs, subhuman
>>683667329Not an argument
>>683663867No, I have a fucking backlog to play through.
>>683664113There's nothing wrong with being 30+ years old.
>>683668390>backlog
>>683663867Yeah I do especially co-op ones, any recommendations?
>>683663867Got dead god on tboi, mainly because I liked the Zelda dungeon exploration mixed with the Smash tv combat, haven't played any other game with Roguelike elements
>>683666386Thank god roguelikes don't have them then
>>683668916TomeNET
>>683663867I only play open world roguelikes such as CDDA and Elona.
>>683669804>DDAcringe
>>683669462More aimed toward faggots who like roguelites thoughbeitever, but even devs call their own games the wrong one regardless. Noita as example.
>>683668269Yeah it very much is, you fat stinker.
>>683669981>he prefers baby nightslol, lmao even
>>683663867Roguelikes bore me the fuck out. I hate having no sense of clear direction.
>>683664113Correct.
>>683663867I actually like roguelites, but please don't tell 4chan, formally known as 4channel, about this. Once they hear about my love for progression systems I will get bullied. And if I get bullied, I WILL cry.
>>683670117You just gotta go down nigger.What's so hard about that?
>>683668714>bro lmao imagine actually playing gamesYeah.
>>683663867>smug anime girl, probably from some dogshit ntr mangaopinion discarded
>>683671139What fucking opinion
>>683664113yes and also I have AGP
>>683671278any and all
>frogshitter
>>683663867sauce brotherplease don't be seinen
>>683663867Not really, I think roguelikes are low effort garbage these days
>>683664113right in the kisser
>>683664113frogGOD dishing out the TRVKES
>>683664204he isn't black tard
>>683664113basado
>>683663867No. I see "rouge-" and I will not even try the game.
>>683663867They're the second worse genre. Saying that is slander.
>>683664113SHUT UPSO WHAT??? are you fucking going to take that away too you fucking faggot let me have this
>>683663867>rogueLIKESHell no, I only play dogshit roguelites actually. You were pretty close, though.
>>683663867I think mortal sin was fun
I don't get how "roguelike" got the name.Like yes, I get it, from the game Rogue... but isn't this style of game just Arcade?Metal Slug is sort of "roguelike" too in that sense: you go to the arcade, put the coin in, play until you get hit three times, then game over.Maybe it's because I was poor but if I wanted to play the arcade machines I'd always have to go back and play from the beginning each time, because I couldn't afford more than 1 or 2 continues.
>reinstall FTL>decide I'm gonna get the crystal cruiser finally>remember how dogshit the rock cruiser is>feel intense anguishgem from one of my runs
Yeah I like POWDER and Stonesoup, so what?
>>683664113goddamn absolutely fucking wrecked OP holy shit
>>683675584>Metal Slug is sort of "roguelike" too in that sense: you go to the arcade, put the coin in, play until you get hit three times, then game over.Permadeath doesn't make a roguelike, retard.
>>683675980According to quite a few people it does, actually.
>>683663867Stop fucking looking at me like that
>>683676025Permadeath is only one of the qualities of a roguelike, retard.
>>683676025Oh well in that case baldur's gate 3 honor mode is my favorite roguelike.
>>683663867I quite like Ziggurat, which is an FPS-roguelite. Does that count?
>>683676137I couldnt get into it. Just felt so lazy and slapped together
>>683676108I'm not saying it isn't retarded.>>683676115The definition of roguelike is so nebulous that I've actually seen people say this unironically.
>>683675790>rock cruiser>dogshitWhat?
>>683663867>A roguelike thread that hasn't derailed into likes and lites fags, fighting like rabid animals>a fucking fr*g nigger, comes crawling out of his hovel, and starts samefagging to do an "ebin derail"Shit sucks
>>683663867Kaede!
>>683663867only one i've been playing is realm
>>683675584>I don't get how "roguelike" got the name.By being similar to a game by the name of "Rogue".>turn-based gameplay where everything moves only when you do>top-down>played on a grid-based map>heavy use of procedural generation>rpg elements like stats, items, etcYes, permadeath isn't listed there because it doesn't matter. E.g. ToME4 and CoQ feature game modes without it, and they don't magically transform into another genre because of that.
>>683663867loli or mid 30s girl failure midget?
>>683675584You're forgetting those games are procedurally generated so there's no level design or sense of balance and how far you get is way more dependant on RNG than people want to admit.
>>683676263>run out of missles instantly>fucking die if you can't find a replacement weaponI've reliably cleared the game with every other ship
>>683663867source? or is this just ai slop?
>>683676767You should remain quiet f you don't know what you're talking about.
>>683675947Wrecked how? Are you retarded?
>>683677005Reverse image searches just reveal that she seems to be an oc some dude uses for his music thumbnails, so just AI shit.
>>683677679>>683677005>they don't know
>>683677794you better not be shitting, drop some numbers right now
>>683663867"You like playing roguelikes, don't you anon?"
Unless it's a roguelike that allows and encourages you to make wildly different builds each time my enjoyment depends solely depends on how much stat progression I get through replaying the game over and over again >But the real progression is you getting better at the gameDon't care, at all. I'm not doing 30-60 minute runs for 1-2 skill points that give me +0.1% stat increase.
>>683668916I am really curious to check out some coop roguelikes actually, which ones have you enjoyed?
>>683680253You should play rogue.
>>683669804This garbage ruined /rlg/ for me. I like Elona but fuck your shitty zombie game
>>683670162Is yakuza worth playing? Considering playing 0
mecha SRPG RougeLITE Mainframe Defenders is currently 86% off
Last one I played was Chrono Ark, pretty good.
I really like the roguelites where you can get absolutely busted on a run, like Risk of Rain 2, Synthetik or Isaac. Having the rare runs whete everything syncs and makes you an unstoppable machine of death is a good feeling. Any recs for something similar?
>>683680683Noita.
>>683663867>roguelikesI am playing getsufumaden right now and the actual gameplay is good but the real issue is that it is a roguelike and all I can think of while playing it is how amazing it would have been if it was like a classic stage based platformer. It's such a shame. rogulikes, roguelites, metroidvanias, deck builders, and all other zoomer genres are a curse on gaming.
>>683675891>POWDERMy nigga
>>683663867Who is this semen demon
>>683680724i've tried but i fucking suck at it. i can't seem to achieve any considerable progressim gonna keep trying though because i didn't know it was the type of game where broken builds where possible
>>683680253Same, I'm not an autismo speed tranny who wants to play the exact same thing 1000 times over. rouges are nothing without diversity.
>>683681073>i didn't know it was the type of game where broken builds where possibleHow?? That's like what the game is specifically known for.
>>683681226i like to play games without reading much about them. i just saw magic and roguelike elements and tried it out
>>683663867She looks like she's about to serve me a divorce notice
>>683681472Fair enough.
>>683664113Not like this....
>>683670341>yeah bro i have the list of unplayed video games>bbbbbut i play video games thoughlmao
>>683681759>yeah bro who the fuck has unplayed video games, I just play 100 games at onceDeranged.
>>683681542>dead eyes, barely managed smileIf she was divorcing you anon she'd be actually happy.
>>683664113NOOOOOOO FUCK YOU
>>683677794Hey man I'm begging you to prove me wrong, it seems to just be some dumb ai made anime girl (I bet even this one is just edited AI) mascot names Gwen for a niche musician. I wouldn't be surprised if he ripped her from some doujin though.
>>683683507disappointing, anybody got any romance manga / anime recommendations about a depressed middle aged girl failure to fill this void?
>>683676520Why do you do this to yourself?t. 2000 hours in realm over a decade, quit 2 years ago
>>683676520I haven't played RotMG since near when it came out, how the fuck is it still going
>"roguelite"
>>683664113And you're different how?
>>683663867I never got this styling and I've seen it before, how are you supposed to interpret the large lines under her eyes. Is it just a weird way to draw blush, or is it like eye bags?
>>683684580>weird way to draw blush, or is it like eye bags?I think it's both, it's like a horny and tired look.
>thread ruined by a PepefagKill all frogposters.
>>683684580Netoraregao
Steam deck has been great for this. I do like the genre and I find myself buying a ton of them on sale but never get around to playing them and now I can just play a run or two while I'm in bed. Turn based ones are peak comfy it's just a shame tons of games have issues with text scaling being way too small on the deck
>>683684861>sees anime girl >immediately assumes cuckshitWhy are you people like this?
>>683663867It's not necessarily the roguelikes itself. I like fusion and crafting autism, unfortunately I don't like game play itself. Homestuck has damaged me physically Beyond repair.
>>683685064It's not my fault she's looks like she just got done fucking other men
>>683664113So to Americans anyone who isn't visible to be 50 years old is a child? So to Americans anyone who's over 30 is fat and ugly? Makes you think.
>>683664113Literally me except I just spent two hours edging to an rpg maker porn game I got from an extremely niche fetish site that probably only 20 people total played.
>>683685740Name?
>>683664113How do you respond to this without sounding mad?
>thread derailedwhy are there so many NTRfags in every thread now, is this the new zoomer mental illness?
>>683664113So?
>>683685889>yeah...
>>683685895have you seen the absolute state of the world at large?
>>683685947How about without sounding sad?
>>683685968I'm sorry that the economy turned you into a cuck zoomie, I hope you get well soon
>>683685995>YEAH!
>>683686195It won'tI won'tWho even gives a fuck anymore anyway
>>683685895Properly done NTR is anti-escapism. It's the law of the world.
>>683680525Yes.0, 7 and 8 are the only good ones.
>>683686195>I bet he's thinking about other vocaloids
>>683684580it's just blushI really like it when it's drawn like that
>>683664113Wow... He's literally me....
Roguelikes?
>>683678690I think you're supposed to meme arrow that anon
>>683684189honestly guys, I'll take anything
>>683687765>I'm going to die before anime women become realI pray that all generations that come after me suffer in a way that I cannot fathom, just as they will be unable to fathom the way I suffer
>>683688191Anon, middle aged women don't find love.
>>683688191Anon... she looks like a teen not a hag, and they only make romance anime about highschool girls, give up. it's too late.
>>683688231Anon you can find women almost who look like that, they just have to be asian, young, have the correct face shape, have expensive facial and eye surgery, massive amounts of make up at all times. So basically it's hopeless.
>>683664113Yeah... But at least I'm not RUDE!
>>683689201tiny too, what makes the large eye surgery really work is that they already had little midget bodies and heads
>>683664113yes, and?
>>683664113So? Can you offer any solution to this situation?
>>683663867Every now and then, sure.
>>683664113I might be ugly guy in his 30s, but at least I'm not FAT!
>>683663867>Why is the sky behind you pitch black? what did you do? where are we?
>>683691393Games for this feel?
>>683680570sell me this game. what's it similar to?
>>683664113Look at all those (you)s
>>683691508same, I want a mid girl to kidnap me and take me to the shadow realm
>>683691726This but unironically and she should be giant in her pocket dimension
>this whole fucking thread Why are roguelike fans like this? Can you guys just not keep your attention for more than 10 minutes.
>>683664113I like when frogposters of all people post these things
>>683692232Anon ima be real with you if the OP is a anime girl who is not Momiji and the word Roguelike is used in the OP it’s not a real thread
>>683691831how giant? >Extremely tall and sexy milfbased>Vore colossuscringe
>>683683507>rough pencil sketch of anime girls with a tired smileKINO taste>>683684189that one about a hikineet lolicon mmo addictthe mya-nee thingwelcome to the nhk, kindashe doesn't know why she livesevangeliongroundlesswotakoi, kindamother sarah?the fable, but she's basically an alcoholic hoe
>>683692496I want to be the size of an ant and get stepped on but be indestructibleSorry
>>683663867This character but male.
>>683677005So, you are asking for a source because I assume you like it. But if it's AI made, then it's "slop" and you don't like it anymore?
what are the chances that actual, biological girls browse here, make these threads because they're shut in neets/hikkis and have no other place to socialise? Percentage wise
>>683692927<0%
>>683664113thats me fr
>>683692232>why can't ADHD people playing ADHD games that last 10 minutes a session keep their attention for more than 10 minuteswhy indeed
>>683692712I like it aesthetically, but since it's AI there's no real content here, there's no creative effort or story being told. Nothing genuine to appreciate. It's just a momentary distraction, a single particle of unimportance in an universe of AI generated content. Any value it could have had is lost in a sea of meaningless oversaturation, slowly drowning into the background noise.
>>683693687cute, you have chatgpt write that?
>>683664113Still better than frogposting
>>683680525Its worthwhile just as an outrun and space harrier sim. Just go in knowing its havily frontloaded and you have about 45 minutes of cutscenes and slow walky-talky exposition dumps and tutorials before you really start the game, so just suck it up.
>>683693834You use ChatGPT to write shit posts on an anonymous anime image board?
>>683663867>>683671648>sauce brotherLooks a bit like Magia Baiser, but I guess it isn't.
>>683695165see >>683683507although I bet the model is still working off an actual character, somebody else said Kaede Takagaki and fuck it maybe it is
>>683693687It's either good or it's not. If it's made by AI or human is irrelevant. Most of what AI produces is utter shit. But then again, so is most of what humans produce. Have to take the good ones whatever the source may be.
>>683664113we need more posts like this
>>683664113I'm a fat beautiful guy and I'm not on my 30s yet
>>683691534Rogue
>>683695632>and I'm not on my 30s yetWhy????
>>683692615Thank you kind anon, I'll check these out when I get a chance.
>>683664113>>683685484i do wonder if people realize how infantilizing it is to have extended "child" to mean "anyone under 25"you're not a child anymore by the time you hit your 20s. it's over. you are an adult now. i would make the argument that you are no longer a child by the time you are 16 because by then you can get a driver's license and nobody would trust a child on the road, but we live in such a time that people just want to pretend they're an uwuu smol bean innocent boy or girl all the way until their 30s.i wonder how much of the current crusade against youthful looking characters in media is millenials trying to negotiate with their age. 'i'm only 37! i'm not old! i'm still young! which means that 19 year old girl is STILL A CHILD!'it's pathetic.
>>683695449From an purely objective stand point sure, but it's not like I want the art itself to keep, to fucking hang up in my house. It's very clearly styled like a manga panel, so what do you think I fucking want.
>>683696292It's literally just a consequence of giving women rights. Young anime boys/men never have this problem. It's expired hags coping that men like young women, and want to criminalize men being attracted to anyone younger than they are. Unfortunately many people, even young women and heterosexual men have fallen for this meme.
>>683696292You jerk off to drawings of children there’s really no way to spin it where you look good
Jannies deleting sharty memes lmfao
>>683663867I like good roguelikes. If they skew too far toward bullshit or being too easy to break I get bored quickly.
>>683695448>>683683507>>683663867Could be, I'd argue the hair is too different. They're also generating in an artist's style that's very different so still unlikely.
>>683697103>jannies doing their jobs
>>683663867They are cool but I prefer roguelites
>>683664113Holy based
>>683664113>You’re a fat ugly guy in his 30s sitting behind a computer screen and posting drawings of children to elicit attention from anonymous users on the internet because it’s the only social interaction you can handle>i can handle this i can handle>this>anonymous users numbering in the millions>me numbering in the ones>eliciting>eliciting>i post children btw (its actually a fox>im losing weight this week>elicit attention from anonymous users>because its all the social interaction i (one) can handle>because i can handle >social interaction>eliciting>anonymous strangers>I>oneAI completed, thank you. Human replacement initiated.
>>683683507>mascot for a niche musicianis the music at least good?
>>683699674AI bro... you good? :(
>>683663867How do I get a gf like this...
>>683702382If any of us knew we wouldn't be here
>>683668269Yes it is.
>>683688320>>683688552Why are zoomers so desperate for older women this past year, is it just a meme trend?
>>683663867I actually hate them. I prefer deliberate design instead of "oh boy here's a bunch of wacky shit, most of which is trash!" in repeating room after repeating room.Roguelikes and roguelites are just lazy design. Change my mind.
>>683703575Unironically you’re seeing social media engineering, if men don’t accept going sexless until 28+ and then being settled for society is gonna collapse
>>683663867No, but I like playing rogueLITES
Yes
>>683702382like how?
>>683698940I'm fairly convinced it's AI
>>683703690good job you made her leave jackass
>>683704634I'm 100% sure it's AI, I just want to know if it's a random anime girl that it spat out, if he was promoting off an existing character.
>>683705105NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>683664113The more I dissect this post, the dumber it gets.Here’s your attention, I guess.>>683663867Yeh.
>>683705105>this is how it always goes
Hades is fun, but I don't like actual rougelikes.
>>683703856please explain more
>>683703856>if men don’t accept going sexless until 28+ and then being settled for society is gonna collapsehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1721921008884043.webm
>>683664113OP's hemorrhoids have ruptured all over the thread with this ass blasting
>>683703575Milfs have always been in fashion, but yes zoomers have incredibly low standards.
>>683706069>boys in high school watch high school romance anime>”I want a cute girl like that”>all the girls are lusting after the same handful of dudes, boys can’t experience puppy love>boys get depressed and see no hope for the future>boys don’t enter workforce and do slave labor necessary for society to functionYou need to convince these young boys that hags are better than the girls around them so that they’ll (falsely) believe that there’s still hope and do the wagie
>>683664113here's your (you), not because your post is clever or something but because you managed to trigger a bunch of faggots who tried to take your post in its earnest, I hate that such weak bait is enough for all these smooth brains, but nonetheless I applaud the results, bravo
>>683707002Kill yourself
>>683707002Anon it's mostly just been him replying to himself, you do realise?
>>683664113ouch
How do I beat gargoyles they're too strong>just zap them they have zero mr also they're slow just kite them with ranged weapons what are you doing?What if I they cornered me and I don't have a wand or all the wands I find have 1 charge for some reason and instantly turn to dust without zapping?
>>683663867I'm forced to endure idle life sims because every roguelike is shit for making you feel the numbers going up.
>>683664113Absolutely bvsed
>>683705105>It is what it i-
>>683676642hey anon I watched your video it was cool
>>683707864>>683705760>>683705636It's fine anons, you'll do better in your next run... you will do better right?
>>683707002It was not bait. It was a TRVTFVL depiction of 99% of anons here, including yourself.
>>683708458Magical girl roguelikes?
>>683708458>timeloop dating sim where you just kill yourself every time you fumble to resetprobably already exists
>>683703856>>683706771this shit is just the tip of the iceberg, anon. the collapse is coming and that's only one of many reasons why. it's already too late to fix male sexlessness. the women you're proposing settle for average men absolutely will not settle for them, anyway.
>>683663867Nope Havent found a decent one in yearsIts all way undercooked or a vampire survivors clone
>>683664113
>>683703575i've always assumed it's just discord trannies astroturfing against lolicons
>>683664113>all this seethewell played
>>683703132I've been married and never stopped browsing this site
>>683663867The only true roguelike I loved is Brogue.For its authentic style, for smart item-environment interactions and how every other playthrough ends up in some epic combination of coincidences that makes everything around boom in a beautiful domino sequence.Other than that I'm a big fan of 3d roguelites. Necropolis, Ziggurat, Immortal Redneck, stuff like that.
>>683663867Star of Providence (Formerly Monolith) is fucking great if you enjoy bullet hells
>>683664113I'm a gaunt guy in his late 30's slowly dying from an auto-immune disorder, I don't even care anymore, I'm just passing time
>>683664113this is us
Bump
>>683664113He's just like me.>>683663867Wanna be friends?
>>683697102anime is the root of all evil
>>683714792this is literally the same as that meme with the bitch that has like five STDs a black kid nad trying to settle now.
>>683663867Of course not, I have a father and he enlightened me on actual arcade games.
>>683714583hows your bucket list looking?
>>683682118maybe impulse buy less slop at once
>>683663867No. Rogueshit is boring and ruins every games.
>>683663867Reddit post.>>683664113Based.
>>683664113kek
>>683688191it's literally just a younger takagaki kaede with a smug face
>>683664113You really think being a grown man posting baby talk shit like 'frens' and frogs is any better?
>>683719520>thats-the-joke.webpwow, anon, good job
>>683664113>frognigger in charge of not being retarded
>>683663867No. There's nothing I hate more than wasting time, and repeating progress I already made is a waste of time. I'm not enjoying myself doing the same thing over and over again. The days of arcades are long gone, we can save progress now.
>>683721346Oh, you're one of those retards who thinks a backlog is anything you happen to own on Steam. Just kill yourself, my man.
>>683727410Kindly enlighten me what "backlog" really means.
>>683664113Im not fat. Quite the contrary
>>683726359I don't mind playing games like Contra 4 where you have to restart when you get a game over, but roguelikes ruin the primary joy of arcade games which is slowly learning them. Instead most often they become like a slot machine where you wait for "the good item" to show up so you can win.Even randomizers are more fun than roguelikes.
>>683727742Shit you want to play at some point, you dumbass. Not so hard to understand.
>>683728054How is that different from "anything you happen to own on Steam"? Why would I buy something I'm not interested in playing at some point?
>>683728372Just because you have a long list of games you want to play doesn't mean you bought them or that they're even on Steam. Most of my backlog is games that came out over 20 years ago and can't be bought anywhere.
>>683728636Ugh, semantics. You bore me.
>>683698940I like her boots. She should put them on.
>>683729243Just admit you were wrong for once, pussy. Impulse buying or even Steam in general have nothing to do with it.
>>683714583Which auto-immune disorder?Have you tried kicking your immune system's ass by drinking beer?
>>683664113In my 30s I'm looking like I'm 20 but feeling like I'm in my 60s.
>>683664113Trannies on suicide watch
>>683664113and what about you Mr frog poster?
>>683664113Unfathomable based.
>>683714792What's the female equivalent of this
>>683664113the post that destroyed tranime fags
>>683663867yes i do, you whore
>>683663867maybe
>>683731505i FUCKING LOVE this whore so much you wouldn't believe.
>>683664113the post that proved that frogposters are troons
>>683664113>tfw 36>tfw lifting and getting strong as fuckfeels good
>>683667329>>683668269>>683670046Frogniggers and Tranimeniggers are two sides of the same coin.
