Reminder that the ability to pet le dogs in games is a sign of bad game design and prioritization of pointless crap over actual gameplayCan you name a single good game where you can pet le dogs?
>>683673351Petting dogs is pointless and owning a real dog, I don’t need to pet fictional creatures
botw is exclusively prioritization of pointless crap over actual gameplay so I file that statement under cope.
really bad example to make your point because botw and totk are stinking pieces of shit
>>683673351you can pet dogs and/or cats in Twilight Princess, Lies of P and Haunting Ground. All decent or even great games
>>683673560spbp
>>683673351BUT REDDIT SAID YOU NEED TO LET ME PET THE HECKIN' PUPPERINO!
>>683673560tpbp
>>683673605Midna giving you a handjob doesn't counts
>Reminder that the ability to pet le dogs in games is a sign of bad game design and prioritization of pointless crap over actual gameplay>Can you name a single good game where you can pet le dogs?
>>683673560tendie status: smashed
>>683673841ypu can pet dogs and cats as human link
>>683673351Breath of the Wild is full of bad game design though.>>683673560SPBP
>>683673351How do you get that far in development without a basic animation trigger system?
>>683674283They do. Fujibayashi is just a faggot liar, and didn't want to say "we didn't add it because it's not important"
>>683673351I like the idea behind this and I commend them for somewhat committing and not letting you pet the dog in TotK, but they still violated their own philosophy by tying the sage abilities to the context-sensitive A button which ruins the flow of a lot of the gameplay. So they might as well added the ability to pet the dog with an A press anyway because it would have been the same uninspired shit as the way you trigger the sage abilities.
>>683673351Dragon Quest Builders 2
>>683673351>>pointless crap over actual gameplay“Ya ha ha!” X 1000
>>683673351Kunitsu-Gami.You can pet everything.
>>683673351Nintendo is soulless as hell now and sells purely off brand. Women and normalfags ruin everything.
>>683673560spbpBotw is The Legend of Pointless Shit Wasting Your Time: The Game
>>683673560cope
>>683673351You can give them food though and they'll be happy. They probably didn't want to do extra work for petting animations and are trying to frame that into a grand design philosophy.
>>683673351>outright admitting to the design of the game being about copy pasted filler content recycled as much as possible over anything uniqueI mean at least he's honest, I guess.
>>683673351op has no sovl
>>683673351oh yea bro lets just leave out the main mechanic! We're really prioritizing here! Fucking idiot op
>>683673351They're right, you're just too stupid to understand the point he's making
>>683678654We all know the point>we make basic bitch slosh for lowest common denominator
>>683676230Yes anon because that fits into "smaller number of actions and using them in as many ways as possible" That is not a context sensitive thing where you 'Press A to feed dog'No the process is the interaction where you select an item in your inventory and drop it, which obviously could apply to any number of contexts
>>683678937That would be the shitty movie games where player agency is basically removed because every single thing you do is context sensitive. Think QTEs where your character is jumping around and doing all of this crazy shit, vs actually doing all of that yourself through the mechanics in the game
remember that only muttniggers like mohammed and his followers have problems with dogs
>>683678654>the point they're making>>683676373
>>683673351good morning saar
>>683673560Based. Tendies btfo
Imagine writing a whole article to cover up the fact that Nintendo is fucking lazy.Imagine if they made an article titled "Explains why Super Mario Party only has four boards"How about fuck you and your laziness you slant-eye scumbag.
>>683673351You can pet the chocobo chicks in FF Rebirth and that game is good.
>>683673351>Can you name a single good game where you can pet le dogs?i know it's bait, but stardew valley
>>683673439Post a pic
Most pointless features or minigames in big games are projects they give to interns or new hires, so it's not really inefficient at all.
as always crackers are angry they can't do sexual things with dogs
>UGH modern games are so soulless, everything is so streamlined and the devs don't even have attention to detail anymore>NOOO NOT LIKE THIS THATS A WASTE OF DEV TIME BECAUSE DOGS ARE REDDIT CODED SO IM NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE THEM
>>683683604SAAR
>old games: can pet dogs>good>new games: can pet cats>badI don't remember the last time I could pet a dog in a new game. I could be wrong but I've noticed that there is a more cat-centric view in games. Stray being a big example. I also noticed that hogshit shitacy has only petable cats and no dogs.if you want to go a step further I'd say that women are catlovers and men are doglovers, which is also a reason gaming sucks>inb4 buzzword response
>>683684924they want the european audience
>>683684924ngmi fr fr
>>683673351>Can you name a single good game where you can pet le dogs?Dark Souls
>>683673351lol I remember making this thread like a month agogood to see someone liked it enough to repost it
>>683673351>>683688793samefag
>>683673351stardew
>>683673351the twitter dog petting shit is all about worthless people trying to exert power over someone else's work and is just as cringe as every other form of social media terrorism
>>683673351I don’t hate dogs but most dog owners are completely insufferable faggots
>>683683367Not him but this is my dog, we got him a sweater last christmas and it lasted 5 minutes before it was clear he couldnt move in it.
>>683690916This
