Mr. Anon, it says here you don't use push-to-talk. It also says you have the washing machine running, a soap opera on tv in the background, and your parents fighting in the other room on your open mic.Care to explain?
>*COUGHS DIRECTLY INTO MIC*"fuck man">controller clacking sfx"fuuuck man bullshit">*COUGHS AGAIN*"shiiit bitch"
>>683674636>Care to explain?Being Indian is punishment enough, don't have to shame me for everything.
>>683674636I actually don't have any of those things, I just play audio of them to make it seem like a have a life
>mate's gf is lasering her leg hair in the background>beep>beep>beep>beeeeeeeeeepMAKE IT STOP
>>683676193are u aroused at the prospect of her shaving or what?
>>683674636>*has you on speakers and open mic, causing distortion*ppssh-SHSHHHHSHH nothing personnel
>>683674636Mind.. shit... m->BBBZZZZZZZZZZZMind your own...>Sensitivity of the mic is configured like shit-siness you...>COUGH-ASSIVE ENORMOUS F...>...>...>...>...-AGGOT
>>683676353I like video games just like the next bloke but the constant beeping sure gets annoying fast.
>brb toilet>leaves mic on>long pause>distant flushing noise>okay guys I'm back>did you wash your hands>of course
Do you niggers not have some sort of noise cancelling mic or some shit?I can literally scream at the top of my lungs and it won't piss anyone off because it's not detecting a voice.Bet you think the beeping coming from your smoke detector is a normal function too.
>>683678315>Do you niggers not have some sort of noise cancelling mic or some shit?>he doesn't know
>never use discord>mute everyone in-game
>>683678362Doesn't know what?
>>683674636That's impossible! I had a walmart box fan set on high blowing into the mic you couldn't hear anything else. You pricks are setting me up
*bong noises*psshhhhheeew, what bro hahaha
>loud fan noise>window open>can hear traffic from outsideWhy does everyone mute me? I don't understand.
>Make push to talk needed or you can't talk on the server>Someone joins>Starts seething because they are being inconvenienced Every time.
>>683680221Why not hold down the key indefinitely?
>>683680370Anon they can't even be bothered to push the button for a few seconds when they are talking. You expect them to hold it for an extender period of time? Also most open mic fags are controller plebs.
>>683680486I have it mapped to capslock, which means it stays on all the time. Deal with it, faggot.
>>683681643I've used every VOIP client there has been in the last 20 years. I can't tell if you are making a stupid joke or seriously think that works. Also you would just get banned anyways if you leave your mic open like a faggot.
>>683680370shit keyboards and ghosting, but also>Why not hold down the key indefinitely?try it. Try to hold down a key with one of your fingers for an hour
>>683681697>seriously think that works1. Map CAPSLOCK to F13 in Windows registry.2. Map F13 to PTT and press once.3. ??????4. PROFIT
>>683681812>Try to hold down a key with one of your fingers for an hourAnon...
>>683682052>needing to mod your keyboard to talk to people onlinehellish
>>683682127Who said anything about talking?
>>683681923God you're retarded. Enjoy your last (you).
>>683682571I have it set up in Steam just as such. You WILL hear my keyboard typing noise and you WILL like it.
>on skype group call>Go take shower >loudly sing that army paratrooper joke song while washing>Get back on skype>"Nice singing anon"
