Why is he so small?
Because he's supposed to get bred by gerudo futa cock.
>>683675648Because the rest of his size went to his dick
standing carpet munching height
>>683675648my friends have started trying to look taller whenever we're out and its starting to irritate me, I'm still taller, their head reaches my shoulders, but whenever we're out and even when we're just chilling indoors, all the short ones have a straight posture and raised chest, they think they're making a differenceI could see a change in their attitudes too, more louder and casual whenever we're at bars etcthe normalisation of shorter heights has been in the back of my mind lately, I'm not a fan of it, the same friends that were chill and fun seem annoying now, they seem super confident around me as well even though I'm literally seeing a head above their own, sometimes shaming isn't a bad thing
Japs make all their characters tiny. It's fucking annoying.
>>683675648gerudos are big girls, for you
>>683675648you don't understand, EVERYONE is small compared to Gerudo women
>>683675648that is a child
>>683675648Now show him next to a normal Hylian instead of a race of semi-giantesses.
>>683679658u should give them head pats to show dominance when they are puffing their chests next to u anon
>>683679787Perfect height difference for standing tummy kisses
>>683680464based
>>683675648
>>683679787Their daughter
>>683679658why do you care?If they are trying (and failing from the sounds of it) to appear taller but are still shorter than you, then why do you give a shit at all?> they seem super confident around me as well even though I'm literally seeing a head above their ownso you wanted them to feel insecure around you so that you could feel superior? you sound like a shitty friend
>>683681158its just too stark of a change and im not a fan, theyre too comfortable just staring at me now, never breaking eye contact or anything
>>683675648>>683679787>>683680846I love big women
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>>683681053i stopped playing totk before i got to tarrey towni thought gerodu women traditionally raise their kids in gerudo town after getting knocked up outside?
Because Link is Peter Pan>>683679658>all the short ones have a straight posture and raised chestHow monstrous
>>683681317>I hate that my friends are confidant around me and are making eye contact with me moreDo you happen to be a gorilla?
>>683681317Maybe it’s because they’re just comfortable around you now? They see you as a friend so they probably feel that they don’t need to be so awkward. If they’re not actively trying to put you down or insult you then I don’t see why them being confident should be an issue, should short people just be reclusive socially retarded shut ins?
>>683679658>having friendsNGMI
>>683681514go play the game, she travels to gerudo city
>>683682026>should short people just be reclusive socially retarded shut ins?no, they just shouldn't be so extreme, loud, I can't word it right, they're short, should act like it
>>683681514>>683682268
>>683681053How much time passed between the games then? Some changes make it feel like it's been weeks, but then you see this kid so it must have actually been years.
>>683682534
I wish I were Link's height so that almost every girl would tower over me
>>683675716fpwp
>>683679658>the normalisation of shorter heights has been in the back of my mind latelyBut what you're describing is the opposite, anon. You're talking about a situation where short height is called out, hence why they feel the need to be seen as taller and louder. It is precisely because you don't accept them as short that they have to do this.
>>683683521I always accepted them, then suddenly they start acting weird, that's all I'm saying
>>683679658I had a short friend way back in college, guy got really boisterous one day, almost asshole levelSo I talked one of our female friends into messing with him for a laugh, I didn't really tell her what to do she decided it all on her own. She told him one of her friends has a thing for him, he buys it. He approaches this friend of hers (who is like 6'1) and the chick apparently tells him she thought he was taller, and he fucking exploded, just got teary eyed and ran off.Felt like shit but after a couple weeks he chilled out, never fucking told him I started it but we did have to cut connects with that female friend.
>>683679658They want to gangbang you
>>683684186Sure, but sociaty does not. They aren't acting taller for you, they're doing it for other people. It might be annoying but you won't fuck them nor intimate with them.Talk with them about that but they aren't acting like that because they like you more or less, but because they wanna date people.
>>683685805fuck off
>>683685487kill yourself if true
>>683679787Yeah, but Link is shorter than most Hylian women. He's even shorter than Zelda herself. You can see it during the intro when they're underground
>>683681053I like how she inherited his fucking hair. its so cute.
>>683682274You should like the most insecure faggot on the planet
>>683691108That's probably just a gameplay reason, if you see the cutscene of botw dlc while taking the photo with the champions Link is taller than Zelda
>>6836825744/5 years probably
>>683681514>I stopped playing game, but I have very specific and relevant information that will prompt discussion about game.hmmmmm
>>683675648Never got over how these games have blatant misandry and everybody is ok with it.Swap the genders and nintendo hq would literally be burned down by foids and cucks
how does the gerudo tribe survive? do they all have super long lifespans? how else would they continue on without at a male for so long? and when the male appears do they all just get bred by him non stop until he dies? much to think about. also OOT ganondorf is the hottest one.
>>683675716Vomit
>>683685487>being tall but this insecure to do your friend like thatplease die
>>683697184yeah maybe I should
>>683687789Admit it anon. You want their cocks.
