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>>683683639Sup?
>>683683679Hello Traveller!WUB WUB WUB WUB
>>683683731Pop goes the bandit!
>>683683639We wuz borderz n shit
>>683683790>Ooo, I wonder what this does.
>>683683953POOP TRAIN!
>>683683953jesus fucking christ why is every actor massively overage or simply not fit for the role ? This has to be the worst casting i have seen for any film. Period.
>>683684006Hey, sugar
>>683684015Don't talk bad about the mommy lee curtis
>>683684170she is supposed to be an inexperienced researcher thrown at the gates of hell, that's what made her interesting, not some fucking grandma
Why is he black Woke garbage
>>683684262>inexperienced researcherTannis was a genius, just socially retarded.
>>683684314as if inexperienced in the field, retard. Young, smart, and just fucking clueless about what she was headed to
>>683683639>>683683731BASED>>683683679>>683683790Unbased.Man, they almost got it right.
>>683684314and she's a hecking siren, chud! women rule, deal with it!
>Everyone's favorite character>isn't in the movieinstant flop
>>683684501No but seriously, why tf isn't Handsome Jack the villain in this movie. They're taking story beats and locations from the first game? Really? Knoxx is the villain?
>>683684501>lust provoking image
>>683685092no, that would be this
/v/troons will still watch it
>>683685119>torgue sighthomo
>caring bordelands after the first gamelollmao
>>683685213oh i'll probably see it, no doubt
I'm extremely confused by what the fuck they are doing. Was it THAT hard to just adapt the BL1 plot? Did they have to shove every character in?
>>683685119for me, it's double penetrating unkempt Harold
>>683685351Why do the BL1 plot at all when BL2 is more interesting and has >>683684594 as the most memorable character in the series
>>683684594>Knoxx is the villain?who?
>>683685213>Watching movies in theaters>Watching poorly adapted videogame moviesNope (x3)
Why does God not smite all these clowns?
>>683683679Why is she a hag.
>>683684594because its borderlands 1, retard? the crimson lance is the villain
>>683685872why is krieg there if it's 1?
>>683685708God is dead and we have killed Him.
>>683684501hot take: ava is a good characterI like ava a lot
>>683686702based. I'm glad when someone's blatant self insert character comes into the story and starts insulting established characters and getting unearned praise from everyone.
>>683686838>FIGURE IT OUT LILITHis my favorite line in the game. told that bitch lilith
what is it about ava that makes people suddenly care about borderlands writing?
>>683686938>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE FIREHAWKChills. That codename Lilith used once to hide from Hyperion becoming her entire identity was epic! And thanks to her Ava is the most powerful character in the Borderlands universe!
>>683686942she's to young for the core audience which is 40+
>>683683639Borderlands never felt popular enough for a movie. Also I feel like most people like it despite its story not because of it.
>>683684594Probably saving it because some exec thinks there's potential for a Borderlands movie franchise, just think of all the merch!
>>683687075Last I checked one of the top Steam reviews for BL3 was a step by step guide on how to remove all the voice files from the game.
>>683684594I would not be physically able to watch a movie for 2 hours with him constantly talking and making 2010 millennial jokes.
>>683687075whats the big deal about a movie?
>>683683639I'm still gonna watch it for the lulzI can only hope it'll be bad quality movie
>>683687226Oh I might have to check that out then. BL3 has a rather unique issue where you can't skip any dialogue and have to wait for like 5 minutes at a time whenever you turn in a mission. Awful design. I played with the voices off and I would just have to wait it out and go get a drink or something.
>>683687226kek
>>683687291Well I guess there isn't anymore. Used to be that a game had to be super popular to get a film adaptation.
>>683684170She's a satanist by the way.
>>683683639I get JB as ClapTrap, but Hart as Roland?Who was the retard that thought that was a good idea?At least get the tall buff nigger not the short funny one.
>>683687453i liked rampage more than the sonic and mario movies.
>>683687629And that's a bad thing?
>>683683679That's a man.
>>683687629that just means she receives AND gives rimjobs
>>683683639>Roland is a big, strong, stoic type>cast midget clown Hart to play himwhy? It's not like there was a lack of zany characters
>>683687856your gay
>>683687629>>683688078Are we talking about Curtis or Tannis?
TPS is underrated and resulted in best pairing
>>683687629Good. Hail Satan.
>>683684170she was "mommy" 20 years agonow she's fossilized
>>683690663/v/ is a hag worship board chud
>>683690760I think it's disrespectful to call women hags
>>683684170I'm actually ok with an older Tannis, I think Curtis can pull off her character. Kate as Lilith though...
>>683684061People will shit on this, but this is 100% correct casting for Moxxi. She is supposed to be a caked up grandma trying to hide her age. She is just "in demand" on Pandora because everyone else is a raving lunatic.
>>683691412In the first game Scooter makes repeated references to his moms busted up girly parts. But it wasn't until 2 that she was written to be scooters mom so idk
>>683684298>why is black guy blackCuz his momma black.
>>683687629it's crazy how much christians seethe about what other people doyou're already going to heaven for eternity, why do you care what other people do with their mortal lives if they are gonna go to hell anyway?
judging by this thread, hype for this movie is off the charts!
