>singlehandedly ruined the impact and legacy of the entire gamewho was in the wrong here?
I don't get it
>>683704583>singlehandedly saved the impact and legacy of the entire gameFixed
I used to to get on the dragons but didn't find much use outside of that.
>>683704651it was supposed to be Nintendo's Minecraft, and infinite playground for inspiring engineers but everyone just made le perpetual meme bike instead and calls the game a dull and drab cashgrab that people waited 7 years for
>"make your own fun">build the most minimal and efficient build possible to skip as much of the unfun building system as possible to focus on the actually fun parts of the game>"NO NO NO NOT LIKE THAT"
>>683704816sounds more like you're just fucking dumb
>>683704816Constructs were never a big focus of the game. It's just a cute bonus feature for ultrahand. They're too much of a resource drain to use constantly.
>>683704816I only discovered the magic bike very late into the game, and it turned this shit fest into a bearable game until the end
>>683704583You decided to play like everyone else, and you blame the game for that?
>>683704583I didn't make it a single time and had a shitton of fun>>683705212imaginationlet zoomer
>>683704583From the pic I thought it was a totk battle bots thing
>>683704856yeah, the core of the problem was how incredibly unfun and ass building shit is.
>>683704583Literally nobody but retards played the game like this.The game was such a broken unplayable mess on PC emulators, and PC troons were desperate to finish the game, that they resorted to looking up speedrunning hacks like this.No normal person played like this.
>>683704583I've said this a hundred times already. But it's been a while, so I'll say it again: The hover bike is only a problem, because the game offers little to no resistance to the player. There are no aerial enemies to knock the player off his flying devices. You should be innundated by keese, and the aerocuda. Bokoblins should have anti aerial catapults. They should make flying difficult for you, so you have to actually build something sophisticated to deal with them.This is not limited to flying, but every other aspect of the game. Every challenge the game gives the player is as shallow as a puddle. They never ramp up the complexity of the challenges, so the player is never incentivized to get inventive with their builds. it's actually embarrassing how the Yiga have all these defensive and offensive builds lying around their camps, but there's no incentive to use any of them. They'll have a a vehicle with spiked armor plating on the side. Presumably to provide protection from attacks. But then there's never a reason for link to drive around with protection on his vehicle. You never have to deal with enemies trying to knock you off. You never have to drive through flames. There's never anything dangerous or daring to build for.THAT'S the problem.
>>683704583The bike improved the game bigly.TOTK as a whole is only redeemed by this fucking magnanimous fight with a supreme soundtrack:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFB8UOt01Io
Its a pretty bad oversight, cause it was clear with the wing durability that they were never interested in giving you perpetual flight with perfect controls
>I have no self control and can't stop myself from cheesing the entire game with the most boring and efficient strategies>why is this game so boring now?Bokoblins = youRape machine = life
>>683705971the battery is usually the limiting factor, no? the hoverbike is just very efficient so you can virtually fly forever
>>683704583I loved BotW but hated Tears. Didn't like building, didn't like the fusion mechanic. That just doesn't leave anything left but a worse BotW (all of the fun high level weapons have been replaced with fusion crap) with a map that has been cluttered with garbage.
Nobody will remember the game having this system
>>683705971What a retarded post.1) a hoverbike is fucking useless early game because you don't have battery to make any kind of distance 2) you would need to look up a guide to understand that you can farm zonite in the depths to grow your battery3) you would need to look up a guide to know the exact orientation of the pieces making up the hoverbike, it's a little off kilter, and you would spend hours fucking around before you ever discovered this by accident.4) Nintendo completely allows the player to "cheat". It's part of the design. If you play like a retard you'll have a retarded experience. We can conclude that you would have to play the game like an autistic speed running faggot.
>Japan salsa thread up>Schizos immediately start seething about TotKFuckung clockwork lmao
>>683706369More like nobody will remember the gameWhat the hell happened? It's like it got memoryholed for some reason
>>683706661>argumentum ad populumFucking clockwork lmao
>>683706406>the hover bike isn't the main problem>"let me tell you why you're retarded for thinking the hover bike is a problem"
So, how come we get shitting and seething with the games that are universally acclaimed and sold gorillion dollars? Do the contarians feel smart or something?
>>683706705keep saying it over and over and it might become true
>>683706930it's about ethics in game journalism
>>683706930dude where's the upvote button on this website haha????
>>683704583it's always>the bike is too OP!and never>the world feels like shit to get around without a bikeif you make a world of square holes people will find the best square peg
>>683704816>very limited materials, can't reuse them, expire quickly, no creative modeNintendo is so fucking stupid sometimes
>>683706307I'm not even sure what you're asking exactly.>>683706406>a hoverbike is fucking useless early game because you don't have battery to make any kind of distance False, you haven't played the game.>you would need to look up a guide to understand that you can farm zonite in the depths to grow your batteryFalse, you haven't played the game.>you would need to look up a guide to know the exact orientation of the pieces making up the hoverbikeThis varies from player to player. But a lot of people think to make *some* kind of hover device eventually. They might not get the exact angle at first. But even a jaunty hover build is more efficient than most methods of travel. You would know this if you played the game.Personally, I learned about the hover bike just scrolling through tiktok. Social media spoiled it for me. I wasn't looking for TOTK videos. They just pop up on my feed. And because they're trying to get engagement on tiktok, they quickly shout what the video is about right away. So within seconds, I know what the hoverbike is against my will.You would know about these avenues of information if you weren't an autistic who shuts himself away from social platforms.After I was spoiled about the hoverbike, I refrained from using it for a long time. Practically 3/4ths of my playthrough. That is, until I learned that building interesting devices is useless. The game gives you a wing flier autobuild. And that's actually enough to cheese most of the depths and other pars of the game. Once you find the device that provides rocket parts, you will always have a method of taking flight by attaching a rocket to your winged autobuild. It's effectively just as useful as the hoverbike, except more expensive on the battery. But because there are no enemies or obstacles to deal with in flight, it doesn't matter if you lose battery. Just wait a few seconds for your battery to recharge, autobuild a new flier, and continue on.
>totk fanboys begin eating each other lol
>>683706891He's a retard who thinks that if it weren't for the hoverbike, the individual player's experience would be 10x better.
>>683707528>sometimesall the times. Just like how in Hollywood, animated kid movies do insanely well but no one wants to make them, Nintendo only gets by on the fact that they make all-ages games and no other big-name company makes ones that aren't complete shovelware slop.
>>683705971This is really a good take.My problem with the game is that there aren't enough limits enforced on the player. The few they do enforce, like weapons breaking and the limit on how many weapons you can carry aren't fun or interesting. Especially when you can (and really have to) make use of all the items in the game. The items effects are cool, but having everything available all the time just becomes overwhelming.Honestly the game would have been better if you had to switch between load outs, or choose subsets of items you can use. Dare I say it, if the heroes in the game had been playable instead of ghost companions that can all be there at the same time.Sure you can turn them off and make specific build load outs for Link and choose not to use a bunch of things, but the fact your cool ninja build can have all their swords break, means you ultimately wind up playing the game the same way.
>>683704816>everyone just made le perpetual meme bikegolly it's almost like the other simple solutions to flight were fucking neutered because "muh sequence breaking"
>>683707994they really should have just given up and patched the wings and hot air balloon to have the same lifespanthey try so hard to discourage building by making it so ephemeral
>>683707593>False, you haven't played the gameNo that guy's correct. You need a ton of battery capacity for the hover bike to break the game and that requires quite a bit of farming>flier autobuildSucks because it's hard to control precisely, the flier despawns after a minute, and how do you have enough zonaite to autobuild if you're skipping every fight in the game?
>>683708176Building was always intended to be limited by decay and resource pools. The hoverbike was an oversight that was never supposed to be a part of the gameplay experience. They could fix it overnight by increasing decay speed on the fan but then everyone would whine that their overpowered meme bike wasn't overpowered anymore.
>>683705971Sadly that's the point. TLOZ is a game for children. When I was a child, I had a hard time getting into the shadow temple. I didn't have any other games to play, so I just fucked around until I figured it out.Children today hit a wall and just bail to go play Roblox or Fortnite. There's no reason to power through a challenge for that sweet delayed gratification when you could just go do something else.
>>683707153>if you make a world of square holes people will find the best square pegTotK's gameplay be like: https://files.catbox.moe/38yeuj.mp4>>683707869Yup. The goron sitting on the front of your vehicle constantly only emphasizes how there's nothing to shoot. Save for a few unique scenarios.>>683708265No you don't. with low battery, you can ascend most cliffs that Link's stamina can't handle unaided by potion. If you're smart, you just hove up to the next even ledge, stop and wait for your battery to recover, and then hover up to the next ledge. Most flight routes have breaks in them. There's rarely a situation where you need to fly extra far.>and how do you have enough zonaite to autobuild if you're skipping every fight in the game?I'm not. I'm zipping to the light seeds to tun on the lights. While I'm in the sky, I'm scoping out the area for abandoned mines, and bokoblin mining activities. With the lights on, I can bee line it directly to them, without the hassle of wondering around the dark. Or, sometimes, I just fly directly into the mining areas. I don't need to use a lot of zonite for autobuild, because I make sure to stock up on parts. So it cost next to nothing to rebuild the flier when I'm done gathering zonite from the mining spots.
>>683704816Because the hoverbike just fucking works. More interesting and practical than making a penis monster just to shit on bokoblins.
>>683708919Love that girl, hope she got more work
The main issue is that there's jackshit to fly to. That sky so fucking empty it's an insult that you start the game in a huge island and all of a sudden you're back on the surface and when you go back in the sky, you see the other islands are either empty landmasses, glorified minigames or a small platform with one chest containing a weapon you can't carry. And while I'm at it, speaking of useless areas, pic related pissed me off recently. Nothing here, not even a korok seed, just an empty plateau. Next game needs a much smaller map akin to every game prior to Skyward Sword. There's too much empty space.
>>683709842based
>>683709842What does you coming to 4chan after 2016 have to do with video games?
>>683709842this
>>683709842DARREN GODS, WE WON!
>>683709842Eric got mogged bigly....
>>683709624The depths is pretty clearly playing with the 'dark world' concept from LttP, and the sky seems like it is supposed to be a mirror of that concept.They just didn't implement it well because both areas just feel dead. The ground level is more interesting, but even it is not dynamic enough of a change.The caves often work well, but there isn't enough reason to look for them.>Next game needs a much smaller mapSeriously, or if not a smaller map, a map that has more dense clusters to visit with dynamic content and things to do, and more interesting content when travelling between them.
>>683709842OH NONONONONO.DELETE THIS
>>683710262Nobody cares, tranny the Eric.>>683709842based
>>683709842kekeroni
>>683709842Darren can'gt be stopped.......
>>683709842lmaooooooooo
>>683709842Darren can't be beaten!
>>683709842AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE MY ARGUMENT IS TRANNYCEDING ON ITS OWN
>>683709842oooooof
>>683709842lel
>>683709842his hairline is trannyceeding!
>>683709842keksky
>>683710262Even the Dark World had a town and NPC's. Same with Lorule. The Depths has what, some zonai constructs and Yiga? They even reused almost all the bosses and enemies from the overworld. There are only two unique enemies native to the depths, and none for the sky.They didn't even bother to add more big boss variants. What, the Battle Talus? That's it? You don't even get two or four-headed gleeoks, now that would have been a nice way to ease you into the stronger Gleeok fights.
>>683709842lmao.d8ya
>>683709842What a CHAD>>683711417You got raped.
>>683709842keeek
>>683709842WOOOW
>>683704816Minecraft? The game where there is 0 reason to to leverage the near limitless building mechanics beyond building a 1 story box? Guess Nintendo nailed it.
>>683709842based>>683711746raped
>>683706305>bokoblins/v/>machinetwitter threads
>>683709842ths guy won.
>>683709842Durian
>>683704816>Makes obtaining parts boring>Makes vehicles despawn because the Switch is a potato>People decide to make an efficient machine that uses as few parts as possible
>>683709842leeel>>683712179You got raped.
>>683705167So what’s the draw that BotW didn’t have?The Depths? Absolute shit.The Sky? Best of it is the tutorial.The Dungeons? A small step above BotW, but still leagues below stuff like Stone Tower Temple or Snowpeak Ruins.The best thing TotK has is that if you like geeky, scientist girls Purah and Mineru are extremely nice for your dick.
>>683712248No, BOTW/TOTK Link got raped, many times.
>>683709842Darren ALWAYS wins!
>>683712327tranny post, ew>>683709842Chad post, wow.
>>683709842basedbasedbased
>>683709842this kills Eric.
>>683709842based desu
>>683709842Is this..... based?
>TotK is so incredibly shit that even it's defenders don't have anything good to say about it>all they can do is schizo post about trannies and rapeGood to see that /v/ is as classy as ever.
>>683709842this can't be beaten
>>683712248the fact that you have to do this is tacit admission that both you and your game lost, forever, in all possible ways. There's nothing you can do to change this and you will go to sleep every night seething about it for the rest of your life.
>>683704816It was inevitable with how open-ended they made the system.
>>683713042this was the first post I have ever made.
>>683709842lmao.
>>683712923Yeah, it's the clearest admission of defeat I've ever seen.
>>683709842>>683709842based.>>683713242raped
>>683709842kekerino
>he's still replying to his post
>>683709842keek
>>683713669Terminal mental illness
>>683706305So how exactly do you bind monsters like that?
>>683709842based as fuck.
>>683709842based>>683713764raped
>>683709842based as fuck...
>>683713669He's also ban evading
>>683709842What the fuck, somebody is based?
>>683709842lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo>>683714089raped
>>683709842this guy.I like him
>>683709842r/chad
>>683709842Kekerino
>>683709842can't be beaten.
>>683709842lelo
>>683709842based and winning
>>683709842So why can't we just make this guy a mod?
>>683714089How do you get to this page again
>>683709842Why do jannies want to censor this man?>>683714920getting raped.
>>683709842I love it.
>>683709842is this guy... the legendary moot?
>>683709842this guy raped Eric.....
>>683709842nothing cann beat this GOD among men
>>683709842loli
>>683709842chicken is good too.
>>683709842this guy fucks!
>>683709842lmao
huh?
>>683709842can't see how this worked out.
>>683704583What game?
>>683716449Zelda TOTK
>>683716362>>683716449raped>>683709842kek
>>683716523raped>>683709842lmao
>>683709842this one
>>683709842this is good
>>683709842this guy fucks.
>>683709842mods couldn't stop this man
>>683709842lmaooooooooooooooooo
>>683714089Ah, proof that they actually do ban racism. I've had multiple people argue with me that the rule isn't enforced. I'm going to keep this in my back pocket for the next time that argument comes up.
>>683709842r/based
>>683707718it's just the botwsnoys against the totkchads
>>683709842kek
>>683717304nigger
>>683709842bump
>>683717612Get yo ass banned.
so the only defense totk betas have against criticism is spamming the thread to death until it archives?
>>683705932No. In fact, PC chads were having fun.
>>683709842Winner.
>>683709842kekekekekekekekeke
>>683717874I don't even know why he spams. His grievance is lost entirely beneath his senseless shouting.
>>683718308raped>>683709842based
>>683709842this was based
>>683709842best guy to have ever lived.
>>683709842God amongst men
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>>683718308He has spent the last two hours spamming the thread posting a reply every minute. We're hitting levels of mental illness that shouldn't be possible.
Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)19:42:45 No.683713042>>683713121>>683712248the fact that you have to do this is tacit admission that both you and your game lost, forever, in all possible ways. There's nothing you can do to change this and you will go to sleep every night seething about it for the rest of your life. Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)19:43:20 No.683713085>>683704816It was inevitable with how open-ended they made the system. Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)19:43:49 No.683713121>>683713042this was the first post I have ever made. Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)19:44:50 No.683713216>>683709842 (Dead)lmao. Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)19:45:11 No.683713242>>683713532>>683712923Yeah, it's the clearest admission of defeat I've ever seen. Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)19:48:53 No.683713532>>683709842 (Dead)>>683709842 (Dead)based.>>683713242raped Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)19:49:54 No.6
>>683718809About that...>>683694924
>make your thread with a retarded statement >follow up by an ill fitting meme question>152 repliesIs this the level that /v/ has stooped down to? Is this really it?
>>683704583how did this ruin the game? it literally made it so much more fun.
>>683719413the final redpill is that the anti-totk poster and the eric-obsessed guy are in the same discord, planning these threads together to unleash a barrage of digital diarrhea in order to keep this game relevant
>>683706305is it possible to do this with the boss bokoblin?
>>683719895what did she mean by this
>>683706406>a hoverbike is fucking useless early game because you don't have battery to make any kind of distanceupgrading the battery a few times can be done incredibly easily and incredibly early>you would need to look up a guide to understand that you can farm zonite in the depths to grow your batteryyou are actually brain dead, this was one of the first thing I figured out how to do when I played the game, the farm was incredibly simple and needed zero guides or outward help to figure out> you would need to look up a guide to know the exact orientation of the pieces making up the hoverbike, it's a little off kilter, and you would spend hours fucking around before you ever discovered this by accident.having things off center does not make the bike worthless, it just makes it less optimal. On day 1 basically everyone had already made the green goblin glider format of it where the fans are on the left and right, and it works just fine with zero effort, the min-max bike form that you pretend is the only viable option is only useful for covering large distances slightly faster than the alternatives, it is in no way required to have maximum accuracy. Plus you only need to be accurate once, then autobuild it for all eternity afterwards.
Lmao I can't imagine being fat and pathetic enough to want to play tendie shit
>>683704816>calls the game a dull and drab cashgrab that people waited 7 years forleast butthurt poster on /v/ right now kek
>>683704583I love the hell out of TotK and think much of its criticism is overblown, but this is a valid critique. I seriously doubt the devs intended for the hoverbike to be a thing and I can't believe they still haven't nerfed it by just making the fans temporary like everything else. If they can patch the dupe glitch they can patch this.
LMAOProbably from the Famitsu thread.
>>683707528switch couldn't handle an actual zelda minecraft
>>683711746there is no reason to play any video game
>>683718809>>683719291>>683719413>>683722705>>683722801raped>>683709842based.
>>683709842DARREN ALWAYS WINS
>>683709842LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>683709842Darren, what a chad!
Bumping just to make the spammer mad :)
>>683709842he won>>683724343You seem upset ;)
>>683709842He won.....
>>683709842can't be beaten.>>683724343makes no sense, I thought the spammer was OP?
>>683709842he is unbeaten
>>683709842Eric has been awefull quiet since this dropped.
Bump
>>683726349>>683726957so do you two work together in shifts in these threads
>>683726957What a high quality post.Such organic discussion>>683709842based.
>>683709842He won
>>683726957>>683724343How odd, almost like literally nobody agrees with OP.>>683709842based.
>>683709842How can Eric recover?
>>683709842Based.
>>683709842this is based as fuck.
>>683709842lmao!
>>683728812You lost ;)
>>683719606>Modern tendies seethe so much at any criticism of modern Nintendo that they spam in threads to kill any discussionkek
>>683705932>ai image>pc troons
>>683704583Someone post the dick mecha killing everything on sight with its laser cum video
>>683704583The nu-Zelda team is simply not good at balancing their games.
The schizo is really showing how few jannies there are on this shithole board.
>>683731767Did you really expect there to be many in the first place with how low quality it has been for years?
>>683705932Wrong, everyone used the hoverbike because it was fast, agile, and resource efficient. We played around with the other stuff, but we always came back to the trusty old hoverbike.(or the goblin glider if you're a weirdo like me)
>>683731767Plenty of porn images and threads got deleted since these zelda threads have been up and spammed in, jannies just don't give a fuck about these threads
>>683732121I think the underlying issue is that everything you make will inevitably despawn (because otherwise the Switch would run out of memory) so you have no incentive to personalize your vehicles. Just slap the simplest cheapest thing together so you can get to where you need to go. Nintendo shot themselves in the foot.
I accept your trannycession that you lost and got raped, Cire
>he's doing this across more than three threads at onceJannies and Mods are fucking worthless
>>683709129>Hoverbike>More interesting>than making a penis monster just to shit on bokoblinsRead your own post anon. Beyond soulless.
Posting in yet another schizo thread
I can't believe Eric got so mindbroken over being further doxxed yesterday that he has resorted to spamming his own threads to death.
>>683732829>>683733018>>683733296not like they can really do anything about him anyways.
>>683733497They could rangeban his images.>>683732707Kek
The real question is why he doesn't also do this in /mhg/ as that is one of Eric's main shitposting areas besides all of /v/>>683733669>rangeban his imagesthat isn't how that works
>>683732707based>>683733758You can set it up that you automatically get range banned for posting a image or phrase.
>>683731767It's actually really funny, they're having serious, SERIOUS trust issues in the hiring process and they can't manage to make non english speakers do it for the life of them.
>>683734370raped>>683732707>>683732707kek
>>683734447Look, I was actually happy with you and laughing at the Jannies, but it seems you really are just retarded and now it's sad.
>>683705932>The game was such a broken unplayable mess on PC emulatorsLolLmao
>>683734892I accept your trannycession, *r*c
it still kills me that the person who popularized this was uncle dane the pedo main
>>683735458Eric, you lost and got raped ;)Eric, one of the Zelda seethe threads you spent 8 hours on just died ;_;>>683732707based
>>683735813based
>>683732707>>683735813kek
>>683732707kek
>>683732707lmao
