Who will you date?
>>683725221>No white manIts like they HATE how popular Astarion and shane (stardew) options are lmao
devs put romances into games because they know the people that buy their products will never feel the warmth of a vagina.
putting faces on the warframes is fucking gay and cringe
>>683725221Nobody because it would feel like I am a NTR bastard.
>>683725221NyxI'll be cheating on her with Mag
>>683725510Technically those people aren't warframes, they are humans that were given the powers of a warframe while keeping their humanity (for now).
>>683725221I'll take Sean Young from Blade Runner thank you.
>>683725510If it makes you feel any better, they're not actually warframes. They're warframe analogues in an alternate reality past. The real issue is that they're also gonna be skins you can put on your actual warframe.
member when it was about fucking up grineer space submarines
>>683725365Bro the main character is a white dude
>>683725697isn't this the origin of the warframes? I clearly see mag and volt there
>>683725826>alternate reality pastno sir I don't like it
>>683725221I've never been happier that I dropped this game in 2017.
>>683726025Unfortunately, in Steves unending desire to trend chase, we've already gone full Marvel. This shit's been off the rails for a while, but at least the theming isn't awful this time.
>>683726225I thought slutzilla was in charge now
>>683726272Yes, but only just. Steve brought us to this point.
>>683725221One of the far right looks like my dream babe
Isn't warframe a noface robot ninja with guns game?
>>683725510I don't think so. Pretty cool actually.
>>683726518nah
>>683726567I don't think anyone cares what you say, brown boy.
Inaros better look like the Mummy from the Mummy
>>683726686projecting a little much there juan
>>683725395>the people that buy their products will never feel the warmth of a vagina.you rang?
>>683725912No. These are from another timeline/ time traveling shit because the giga jew entrati fucked up again and decided to give random humans the infested strain that makes warframes to unfuck shit up somehow but he knows very well that warframes in the orokin empire eventually turned feral and he's 100% expecting those infected human warframes (proto warframes) turn feral any moment.
>[how you should feel] actual topicIs this ripped straight from Reddit or some similar cesspool?
>>683726904>proto warframesSo origin then
>>683726516If you see closely these proto frames have infested tissue creeping on their faces. They will 100% be faceless.
>>683725221cant use your operator to date so I'll boycott it
>>683726904What the fuck is warframe even about anymore? I stopped playing a little after it was revealed that the Lotus was a sentient the whole time. My understanding is>Orokin are big empire>They make sentients to expand empire to other solar systems>Sentient rebel>Warframes made to fight sentients>Warframes win, then also rebel>In the chaos the Gineer and Corpus gained power, infested showed up later from somewhere>Sentients turned out to have survived as well>There's an Orokin that was a bad guy but then helped us?
>>683726904They're literally proto warframes like hayden tenno was. What are you talking about?
>>683727192a ton of shit happened after that, I recently caught up on the story after a 3 year break and it was just bonkersbasically all the stuff that was always teased as a long background story? yeah that shit is actually part of the story now, where you go back to the ship with all the other kids and shit even shit
>>683725221Picrel almost tempted me to come back. I'm glad I didn't bite the bait.
>>683727029No you twat, already mentioned this is some (((entrati))) time bullshit. The original warframes are the prime warframes made by ballas. These are basically stickers put into random people from another dimension/time. They are called proto warframes because they are not warframes but something close that could become an actual warframe once the infested tissue completely covers them and turns them faceless. Pseudo warframes could have been a word used to describe them
>>683727192Basically after the sentient plotline it's just been a bunch of minor shit until the Entrati stuff, but it hasn't actually gone anywhere substantial yet.
>>683727202Yea they are trying to tie somehow their previous game or at least taking inspiration from it.
>>683727192Infested are an invention of the orokin. Some people were deliberately infested to transform them into Warframes, driving them mad until someone figured out that the tenno kids are able to calm them down
>>683725221i thought they were all aliens, what's with the humans? dropped
>>683725221is that a jeetframe?jesus christ
>>683727659There are no aliens in Warframe.
>>683727192It's about space jews fucking shit up and the last few important story updates have been about a particular orokin jew fucking shit up and a man literally in the walls messing shit up also.
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>>683727754Closest thing to ayylmao are the sentient that are literally from another system but were originally made in the origin system. They can reproduce in tau but not if they travel back to sol.
>>683725365Excalibur, the one you play as, is a White man
>>683727532Oh shit that's quite the twist, any word on the Orokin, are they all really dead or did they come back in some way?
>>683727869Yea it's some bullshit. All time traveling stories are bullshit
>>683727946The only real foreign entities in Warframe are void beings like wall man.
>>683725221>Arthur is Excal>Trinity>Volt>Mag>NyxWho's the Vulcan Raven looking motherfucker? A new frame? Vauban? I cant recognize his armor.
>>683728026No orokin but the infested entrati family, ballas we killed during the new war, only Albrecht entrati with his faggot twink are left but albrecht is in another time/dimension and the faggot twink is a faggot twink in charge of taking care of some talking animals.There are no other orokin left that i remember of. I think there was another orokin from the nightwave thing but we literally glassed him.
>>683725221Lemme guess>Very limited selection>Going to be geared towards "Reddit wholesome chungus" kind of "romance">the "romance" will actually just be multiple quest vendors with a retarded amount of grind and CYOA dialogue choices on every quest completion>it will then be abandoned and never used again after this update
>>683728114Only real, yes. The sentient are just foreign in the sense the ones we see were born in another system but are still known in the system and originally are from the system.They are the most ayylmao in their looks beside the void entities, which doesn't look very ayylmao because they take the shapes of known things as how the man in the wall takes the form of albrecht and the kid.
>>683728561Content Island Steve is gone so maybe not. Railjack is being made a bit more relevant again so who knows what's gonna happen.
>>683728026The orokin empire is dead and not coming back. There are a few individual stragglers like Ballas and the Entratis
>>683728364new frame released with the update: Cyte-09
>>683728376>I think there was another orokin from the nightwave thing but we literally glassed him.Oh yeah, I forgot we put an Orokin in the jar.
WE COME ALIVEMOVING UNDER THE NEON GLOW
>>683728762I'm not wholly convinced that content islands were just a Steve thing, since Reb is doing this for the exact same reasons he had.It was in a game she played
>>683728376>There are no other orokin left that i remember of.Bro....
>>683728561It's very specifically designed for this update, so unless they go back to the 90's again then it's probably stuck there
>>683729312>Lyrics perfectly balanced between normal cheesy boyband shit and ominous infested entendresHow is songwriting the one thing DE is consistently great at
ugly old hags
