I REALLY like Shantae.
Can she even gran wishes? What a useless genie.
is arabic food goodi don't think i've ever had it>>683732114just wish for paizuri
>>683732180it's probably alright, there's a lebanese bakery near me and whenever i walk past it, it does smell good
>>683731996She needs a crossover game with Nintendo, just like Crypt of the Necrodancer did with Cadence of Hyrule.
shantae is one of the few women that doesnt strike me as a massive shotacon.
>>683732396>fewNigga that's a majority of women. Not alot of people are pedophiles.
>>683732601Wrong.
Ok Shantae, I wish for a turkey sandwich … on rye bread … with lettuce and mustard. And … and! I don’t want any zombie turkey, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?
I think you guys already saw this cominghttps://files.catbox.moe/dm4v8g.png
>>683732692No right.
>>683732806I wish that Shantae would force me to spitshine her sweaty balls!https://files.catbox.moe/ijalzt.jpeg
Okay but what if you WERE Shantae?
>>683732985Hello anon how are you
>>683732985>phone in handFucking hate that shit
rottytops breast expansion
>>683733083Horny for Shantae dick, I guess.
Post someone who isn't Shantae for once.
>>683732985Shantae wouldn't need to wash her ballsack if I were her boyfriend
>>683733703Or her shaft... or her ass and taint... or under her foreskin...
>>683733703>>683734397Why not?
>>683734596Because I'd clean it with my tounge, silly!
pedophile
>>683734870I'll eat your ass anon
>>683731996I REALLY like OFF-MODEL FANART.
>>683735504thats gay
>>683735618Of course, on-model fanart is shit tier.
>>683735618Ok
>>683733579She doesn't have much good art
>>683731996You don't like Shantae. You like the idea of Shantae.
>>683736189Ok.
Shantae is forced as fuck
If I earnestly wish for her to be my wife for life, would she grant my wish?
https://files.catbox.moe/ufn4co.jpeg
>>683733579buttfuck
>>683737085Fucking kill yourself, get resurrected, then kill yourself again. Choke on a big black dick while you're at it.
>>683737085Hot.
>>683732985>>683733703>>683734397https://files.catbox.moe/qboniy.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/kcgu8m.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/bhrata.pngI've never played a single shantae game
>>683740213for once, aisloppa wasn't badcould you proompt more in the first style?
>>683740795It's not mine, 2 of them are from the DALLE threads on this board, and the other is from another.
>>683740897someone managed to get those from DALLE? that's a shocker
>>683740213too bad I'm not into hyper
>>683741013Not exactly. After a while the threads pretty much were an "anything goes" AI general with SD, suno, Novel AI etc. Some hours of the day you'd see NSFW inside and even outside of catbox links a while back. You'd see everything from loli to furry in there, but now the jannies seem to actually pay attention to the threads so most of the posters splintered off into different AI generals in other boards.
>>683740213Moar.
>>683741426i see, this is a long shot bur do you have an archive link for the threads you got them from if possible? something like b4k
>>683740213>Still can't figure out handsThis will never not be funny.
>>683741716>>683741608You're better off just searching the words "futa" or "cock" in the archive or something. It was an on and off occurrence that stopped months ago
Including her feet!
>>683733074i can think of two big reasons why that'd be fun
>>683741991>All litterboxit's over
>>683742435I remember a good chunk of them were either catbox or straight up posted in the threads because jannies didn't do their job for about 4 months. I used to lurk those threads for free content all the time
>>683731996
>>683742435why the fuck would they use litterbox? now my day is ruined
>>683743150Autism, like all things here
>>683733074I would do inappropriate things with Rottytops.
>>683742435Welp, if that anon sees this post you best repost those gens in non-perishable links, or else you're a faget.
>>683731996Do you like her enough to play her games?
futa shantae pumping liters of cum in riskys booty
>>683745282futa shantae addicted to masturbation pumping several dozen condoms full
>Shantae thread with hardly any Shantae postingYou faggots can't even do the one thing this thread is about right.
>>683745709
>>683745912
>>683746073
>>683746215
>>683746291
>>683746446
>>683732180it's sicktry some place in dearborn if you're ever in the region
>>683732776>The turkey is a little dry...
>>683746524
>>683732346that's a fat pussy
>>683731996I want a Fighter Z crossover
>>683746743
>>683732806I want to rub cocks with her
>>683732114I wish to be smothered by that soft tummy She can grant that wish easily = best genie!
>>683747117>eldritch horror right hand
>>683747176>leftare you sure you aren't the AI?
>>683748042Its on *my* right
what would (You) do if she was real but also brapped on you
>>683749071Shantae would NOT brap, she's too perfect for that.
Was Seven Sirens good?
The sexist part of her design is being able to see her legs through the transparent pants and like 90% of horny fanartists don't even bother to depict that
>>683749071>what would (You) do if she was realWish for a higher IQ, more will power, and better eyesight. Or save the last Wish to keep her trapped since jinn are cruel fuckers.
>>683747117Shantae's iconic three-thumbed hand
>>683741998BasedArabian girls can have very pretty feet
>>683747028Don't we all?
>>683745912why is she making that face and gesture...
>>683731996I love my wife Shantae
When is Risky's Revolution coming out?
>>683750930>Or save the last Wish to keep her trapped since jinn are cruel fuckers.Have you played any of Shantae's games?
>>683755660Yes but I'm not that stupid. Of course a magical creature would advertise themselves as a hero. It's called the long con.
Do you guys ever have weird dreams?
>>683736351>wish for her to be my wife for lifeThis. I wouldn't hesitate for a moment
>>683757276I wanna pound her prostate
Why is she so popular with futa artists?
>this is Shantae, and I'll see YOU in Smash Brothers
>>683757976fuck it im bored, give me a futa shantae related idea to doodle
>thread full of faggotry>with a girl(female) as hot as shantaeThere ought to be a law.
vera's fucking dead
>>683758386I'd rather see FOOTA shantae
>>683740213>Ai slop
>>683732114I wish for a new 3d Shantae game thats truly open world which she can explore turning giant or shrinking along with her other powersalso have high quality models
>>683755096It was supposed to ship in October but someone realized that staggering the release of the cartridge on the console ports would be a stupid idea, so it got pushed back to probably January.
>>683759746>console portsIs it not going to just run on an emulator like gbc shantae?
>>683759916"Port" in the sense you can play it on modern consoles. It's still running on Carbon Engine, obviously.
>>683759746Risky sexoWere they not cowards and gave Bolo a pinup?
>>683759746is rotty holding a camera?
>>683760581Apparently not. He's in the comic at least.
>>683731996What about her pubes?
>>683761237Wait, is out!?
>>683731996>be me>find Redmoa Shantae futa porn>coom>look up game>some pixelshit platformer for GBA
Shantae grant me my wishI want to be an all powerful genie!
>>683762043Yes/no. You can buy a copy early if you're at Comic-con but otherwise you have to wait till September.
>>683762319What are the chances of someone scanning it.
>>683762418Comiccon version probably won't since it's a unique cover variant, but otherwise picutres of most of the issue are on leddit.
This game is really coolhttps://files.catbox.moe/ziuxl2.png
>>683740213Kill all futa fags
>>683763454Shantae no that's how you get a UTI!!!
>>683744329So cute.
>>683762105what the hell did you expect
>>683764947I was thinking the visuals would be a similar style. I didn't know it was a GBA series when I found the porn. I tune out of the portable market.
>>683762953rottytopless
>>683763742Go back to /aco/ faggot>>683765073there's like 5 different games
How many of you have actually played this serieshttps://files.catbox.moe/w499b8.jpg
It makes me really happy that we have a TRIGGER Shantae
>>683765408I've played every one except Watch Quest, but goes without saying.
>>683765408go back to posting shantae with a cock
>>683740213>AI slop and tranny shit Ick
>>683765408the first one and Pirate's curse
>>683765580https://files.catbox.moe/inepie.pngVideogames
>>683765408GBC, RR, Pirate's Curse, and HGH (before DLCs).
>>683732806>tfw you will never join Rotty and Shantae for a hot wet 3-way frot session
>>683736047then everyone should make more
An awesome game but I don't know why I keep seeing her dick
>>683765408Risky's Revenge is my personal favorite.
>>683768451must be one of her popular transformation powers
>>683768451Gotta drive home the fact that she has a cute dick. I've been convinced of this ever since I played that Creambee Shantae flash animation.
>>683768451There's only a handful of male characters and none of which really get any real screentime so artists and/or clout chasers don't realize they exist. Thus, Shantae dongus.Hell, Barracuda Joe is the only character Shantae has ever kissed/"kissed" and was also engaged to Sky for 5 minutes, and even he gets zilch in artwork.
>>683770026 Bolo and Mayor Scruttlebutt would like to talk to you
>>683768451I think that's natural for most games nowadayshttps://files.catbox.moe/fzd4rn.png
I played the games
>>683767607Sadly no one wants to
>>683733074>He wants to be a filthy shitskin heroBah, humbug. You have poor taste
Shantae is pretty
I want to date Shantae just so Risky tries to steal me away from her
>>683731996>September is still too far away
I love Shantae.
>hot character design >99% of fanart is complete trash
>>683775235Sauce
>>683733074question, was her boobs that big under the hoodie or did it grow?
>>683740213anon, this isnt the queen opala thread, take this to /h/
>>683733074
>>683775532you really are the dumbest motherfucker in the entire world
>>683776354That's not sauce. ESL?
I love shantae but these threads are 99.8% pure garbage.
>>683776935that's how all threads on /v/ are
>>683758386VERY late but could you do Shantae pumping a condom full with her big dick?
>>683759019>>683757976>>683741998I want to watch shantae dancing barefoot, then i want to burrow my face i to her bare soles. Then i want shantae to milk me dry with her feet.
>>683740213Vomit
Wayford has yet to surpass Pirate's curse, why they cant beat it!?
>>683775532>>683776512Artist is Cheshirrr
MORE SHANTAE DICK
>>683780676deep in riskys pirate booty
>>683750130Yeah, it was better than half genie hero.
>>683781406Hot
>>683781406No, it has to plunder MY booty
>>683731996Made for having 10 kids by mayor/bolo cock
>>683731996We all do anon, we all do
>>683740213found morehttps://files.catbox.moe/pvy6sn.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/hp6p9p.png
>>683773075i don't get the puke fetish
>>683786379more like the whole town's breeding sow
>>683789305
>>683789305based
>>683789305You got those from /trash/ right?
>>683793308yeah, on /slop/>>>/trash/67711491
>futa dominated threadbased
>>683740213She was never going to be a distance runner, but darn it, she tries!
>>683740213>looks like kelvin hiubased
>>683794865>shantae's cock bouncing and balls slapping and churning as she runs>sweat pooling in the bottom of her running shortsunf
Is Shantae a slut?
>>683795082god I want to wring it into my mouth
I'm masturbating while reading this thread
>>683796326Stop masturbating without me.
>>683796656How does jerking each other off sound
>>683796817Shit nigga now you're speaking my language.
>>683731996>Off modelNo you do not
>>683796952Would frotting be too much? my hands are tired
>>683797073It's not enough, if you ask me. I'll stroke 'em too while they kiss. but I am worried we'll get dingdonged
>>683797358I'll fondle your balls and eventually suck on em
>>683797538Unf. Guess we'll just have to 69. You won't have to use your hands for that either. Also, just for safety reasons, tag?
>>683797775That sounds nice I don't have a burner, do you? I'll add you, if not give me your regular tag
Shantae's struggles with hyperspermia...https://files.catbox.moe/ihujb1.png
>>683797972check filename
>>683798132hot
>>683798193sent
I was expecting this thread to devolve into blobposting since shantae threads tend to do that from my experience, and it didn't help this thread started on a thursday.
>>683771034Tiny thing, the bubbles covering her boobs are in the design of her skull bra. Such good design and not trannies about it.
>>683795082She finishes...! But she's still a mile from the finish line. Shantae lays on her side, spurting over and over, the other runners skipping or jumping over her course hazard.
>>683798775If I were running in that race I'm unsure I'd make it past the finish line myself, I might "fall" to the hazard...
>>683761776seconding this
>>683732346Bro you can't just post shit like that on a blue boardYou didn't even spoiler it
>>683776935The gold bikini version is going to be so damn expensive ...
How the fuck is there so little porn of someone asking Shantae to have sex with them, leading to Shantae being unable to stop herself from having sex with them? It's like the most obvious porn setup ever.
I like videogames, they are fun to playhttps://files.catbox.moe/7kcxh6.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/6y0pwt.jpg
>>683798132What a horrible thing to have. Good thing her best friend Rottytops is more than willing to help.
>>683798885Just make sure Shantae is OK. You might have to carry her if she hurt her leg, Anon.
>>683799135Wishing for Shantae to have sex with you is too easy I guess? It does seem pretty obvious.
>>683799135It's a good setup for ai chatbots
>>683799516Which leg? Her third one?
>>683799560This, why waste a wish? Woo the damn girl!
>>683799667Best to check all viable legs, to make sure.
>>683759746What book is this?
Shantae is fucking 16. You "people" are goddamn pedos and need to go back to /tv/ or whatever den of iniquity you crawled out of.
>>683799135Wishing to have sex with Shantae would be kind of a waste, even in the context of sex with Shantae. You could wish for her to be your unquestioning sex slave or loyal ever-loving wife, and you go with the option that's almost guaranteed to result in sex just once? Step it up!That being said there's almost no porn of those scenarios either.
>>683799926Why are you lying, just to farm (you)s? Here have one and im sorry your parents don't love you.
>>683799987She'd snap her fingers and begin her lurid dance. Enjoy herself, between her cute moans she calls you an idiot because she would have had sex with you if you just asked. She milks you dry and you pass out, you never see her again.
>>683800759Yeah that's why you'd have to wish for her to be like, an unquestioning servant or your wife or something. Wishing just for sex gives her an out even if she couldn't stop herself in the moment.
>>683799987>>683800964"Shantae, I wish you had sex with me, but it was so good you literally got addicted to having sex with me and no other sex would compare" would work pretty well for a more fun setup. She might try to get away but always end up succumbing to her desires in the end.
playing Shantae games just reminds me of the truth that women only care about looks and having sex with chad until they hit the wall and find the first beta provider that will support them and marry.
>>683801707How the fuck do get that message out of the games?
>>683801906Seek help or NGMI
>>683801707I am constantly reminded of the shota in one of the Shantae games that tells you their mom dressed up as "the pirate lady" for their dad, so i don't really get you
>>683802503That's in the first game, it was 2002 and one of the final probably 5 GB games released officially. Of course you can get away with it.Also, post more fat Shantdongers, anon.
>>683763742based
>>683802661https://files.catbox.moe/pvy6sn.png
>>683802661>5 GB gamesWhat did he mean by this?
What's the best Shantae game
>>683803987All of them.
>>683803150>patiently waiting, Shantae's drooling spunk noodle continues it's daily marathon
>>683803150Wow, Shantae's hanging out free protein shakes! How kind of her!
>>683805542>mfw i drink some
>>683799135It's all in the writing these days more than drawings, strangely enough.
>>683805542>>683806618
Ok but in all seriousness. If Shantae was real and desired carnal relations with you, BUT she had a penis like the pics posted in the thread, what would you actually do? No "i le wish the benis away" copouts.
>>683768451Because futa spammers are mentally ill and want to force their shit fetish on every one else. Last time I bothered visiting /aco/ there was no less than TWENTY(20) fucking stealth futa threads, all maintained by one deranged schizo and all with vague/ambigous wording in the OP to dodge the most common filter tags. None of them had any discussion whatsoever, it was just pic dumps that kept getting page10 bumped. If you actually pointed this out in one of the threads, the next page10 bump would be replaced with 5 one-word replies to random posts.
>>683808421I didn't click on any of the catbox's get rekt faggot.
>>683758735the triforce of F-faggots always doing their best to ruin shantae>footfags>futafags>fatfags
>>683808680don't forget feces fags
>>683807968I'd take the copout approach or turn her down. I'm not into benises.
same
>>683807968Her cuteness outweighs (heh) her massive cock. Though it'd be a nightmare to deal with those loads daily. She'd easily qualify for disability.
>>683809574Would getting sex toys to cope with one's sperm production count as a valid use of disability money?
>>683807968With a cock that big, the only solution is penetrating her urethra with my dick.
>>683809930>>683810401ah, the schizos have arrived
when people complain about futa and lump it in with other supposedly thread-ruining fetishes they always conveniently seem to forget mentioning NTR/BBC cuckoldry
>>683809732I'd say yes? They'd probably have to because of her unique case and her need to output large amounts.>yes, I do need that size and shape. yes, and that material, it helps with the sensation and in turn, output. No...no I can't use something that small, it'd take forever to cum. What? A bathtub? No no, a trough would be useful though.
>>683807968Kill myself
>>683732346This picture makes me yearn so much for that which is not real.I hope Shantae GBA is fun.
>>683813063A whole new field of smart material science will be developed to design condoms for her strong enough to contain her gargantuan babymaking loads whilst thin and tight enough to really excite her.
>>683731996Thoughts on Pirate's Curse vs Gameboy Color Shantae?
>>683807147Most based thread on /v/ rn
>>683799630I knew there was a reason i still come to this place
>>683814039Shantae has a cum journal, noting her overnight nut parade.>another ho hum evening turn day, cumpacity is about half what it can handle which is good. These burnished brown baby factories are usually so jolly, making my life as a dancer hell. But, patrons enjoy it, so I'll need it incorporated all of me into my next dance. I'll show them an elephant's trunk...without the elephant!
>>683817506There needs to be more of this in art and especially animations
