The fact that they would never make this makes me irrationally angry
>>683734661erm it's too problematic for women who we need to treat like children?!
imagine caring this much about mass produced plastic with a logo slapped on itwhat's stopping you from paying some chink to make it for you? oh yeah you dont want it, you just want to be a bitch
>>683734748At this rate, I'm gonna see children as women!
You're the reason this Will never be made retard, the patriarchy made it so male nudity is funny while female nudity is sexual, you live in the world you support
>>683734661I would be mad if tgey tried to pass off that latex body suit as belonging to cortana. Cortana's butt should be naked with body paint, probably depicted in glass. The weird material butt could be a female SPARTAN's
>>683734661then make it yourself instead of crying
>>683734784>imagine caring this much about mass produced plastic with a logoThat's obviously not the issue here you absolute mongoloid. As if I'd ever buy such these hunks of millennial goyslop.The issue is that the microsoft and the industry would go absolutely berserk just from the idea of this existing. Just like how Blizzard censored a completely normal swimsuit because its too sexualizing or whatever fucking reason they had. I'm tired of all of this hyper puritanical sterile corporatized media
>>683735563stop playing bad games made by rainbow flags, maybe
Never is a long time, bud.Who knows what they will be willing to make in 10 years.
>>683735563>male butts = funny>female butts = lewdThat's how it's been for ages and it was like that before you were born you prepubescent faggot. They don't make a Cortona butt controller because there's not much of a market for weirdos like you who are so fucking obsessed with cooming you even need to fuck your Xbox controller. The Deadpool controller because normalfags find the idea of a controller modeled after Deadpool's ass funny.
>>683736353>male butts = funnyhave you ever had a relationship in your entire life?
Just imagine if this was a Cortana or Black Widow controller
>>683736637it works for deadpool because he makes lots of butt jokes duh
>>683734661There should be paddles underneath the butt
>>683736637>hold hugh jackmans butt in your handsyeah totally nothing wrong with that. thank you, freaks at IGN.
>>683736637any appeal for men is problematic, sweaty
>>683734836except female are attracted to male butts, so that's pure hypocrisy. And feminists are supposed to fight against the patriarchy, why are they not complaining about this patriarcal double standard then? Oh, that's right, because they benefit from it.
>>683734661Would probably have sold decently back in the day.
>>683736837So make a female Black Cat / Widowmaker MCU slop hero that flaunts her fat ass and slaps it on camera while running gags. Oh wait
>>683735007Kat's and FemNoble Six's dumb truck asses...
>>683736521Yes. That doesn't change the fact that most people associate male butts with comedy.
>>683737167>females are attracted to buttsare those females in the room with us right now
>>683737130The Deadpool controller does not have sex appeal you retarded faggot.
>>683735563>corporatized mediatheres your problem
>>683738097why not? dont fags like man ass? from the perspective of these companies' philosophy they shouldn't "objectify" men because other men find them attractive and they're teaching fags to treat men like sex objects.
>>683737886no because you will never be one
