>one shot the host againreminder to level up your vigor so invading doesn't feel like beating up a baby
>>683735232Why not grow a pair and do pvp against people ready for a fight instead of invading underleveled people struggling with the game faggot.
>*disconnects*oops
>level up strength>kill enemies a little faster>level up vigor>still die in one hitno thanks
>>683735398>underleveledanon... being level 130 minimum isn't being underleveled, now go level your vigor
>>683735410>no covenant awards in ERLiterally not my problem anymore, do enjoy your softban though.
>>683735410This just means you'll be invaded again right away instead of getting 20 minute invasion protection
>>683735232bump
>>683735398>the average /v/ post is now indistinguishable from the average lefty-twitter postkek
at 30vig my only issue so far was getting 1 shotted by malenia's grab but it's easy to dodge once you know it
Are red women still crying about anons making fun of them?
>>683739885shhhh, the evil red man isn't here anon, you can relax
>>683740040Did she go change her tampon? Where did she go?
>/v/ is supposed to be the rough and tough bad boy club but the second they get invaded they start sobbing like womennever understood this
>>683739885This is the type of rent free seething that makes being a bad red man worthwhile.
>>683740563We're just making fun of the red women no need to get your panties is a bunch.>>683740632Why cry like a woman over it?
>>683740563Reddit hates the red man, and this place has long since been irreparably infested by their ilk. Just enjoy the salt.
>>683740563/v/ is filled with autistic retards who take how well they do in a video game super seriously, especially in the "lmao git gud xd" series.so when some random invader kills them in it, especially in a game where all the odds are stacked against the invader, they just fucking seethe about it taking it as a personal insult they got completely out skilled.
>red women coping like /v/ is an AA meetingLOL
>>683741425You'd think they'd just do this on this discord.
>>683741264>who take how well they do in a video game super seriously, especially in the "lmao git gud xd" seriesThis. But when you ask them about any sort of fighting game, suddenly they get reeeeeal quiet.
>>683741630If they stayed on their discord we couldn't humiliation ritual them.
>>683741425>>683741630>>683741783>Replying to yourselfBuck broken
>>683735398Why not grow a pair and quit whining like a woman that your game about killing shit gave you an unexpected extra combat encounter
>>683739885>>683740723>>683741425>>683741630>>683741713>>683741783:)
>>6837418194chan isn't 1 person retard. Why are invaders always paranoid schizophrenics?
>NOOOOOO STOP INVADING ME THIS GAME IS MY SAFE SPACE, WHERE IS THE REPORT BUTTON
>>683741978Why the fuck did you link my post, retard. I'm part of the invadergang. Stupid bitch.
>>683742062Lack of socialization makes them that way, they have 0 friends irl and are estranged from their family because they trooned out.
>>6837420624chan isn't one person, but these pathetic spergouts with the same canned replies in every single Elden Ring thread 18 hours a day sure are>>683742220
InvasionFodder, please learn to make use of object permanence.
>>683742292>4chan isn't one personWe know.
>>683742414>outskilled
>>683735398FPBP/thread
>>683742292It's probably anons picking up on what upsets (you) and using those phrases because they've shown to be effective already.Its memetic bud
>>683742116Removing indictments was so sad though
>>683742414What was the deal here? Did the host and his top have a brain fart or what?
>>683742414this is what invaders brag about beating
>>683742414Highest IQ reddit invasion complainer
>>683742841and this is what anti-invaderfags play like lmao.
>>683735410LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PUSSY LMFAOOOO
>>683742939those use seamless coop. youre fighting genuine npc's
>>683743007>the disconnect midway through the falllmao
>>683742414>these are the fags on /v/ that scream "red man bad!"Grim.
>>683743007Love this shit, seeing the host fail is a far greater reward than 1000 runes or whatever bullshit consumable I never use.
Man you guys are bitches
>>683735232>HeadcanonHeheh, I'll invade these scrubs and mop the floor with my meta spam build or my quirk combo of niche annoying shit>realityAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE, you can't summon 3 gjosts to rape me intantly!!!! You also can't abuse meta spam (like me) or hide in a corner and wait me out, or disconnect, or enter the boss fog!!!!! You HAVE to fight me on MY terms and let me kill you so I can make videos of me being the epic evil redman!!!!
>>683743795Elden Ring catering to normalfags ruined the community
>>683744654This, you had the usual ">you have been inva-" posts, but most of those posts were just bait/jokes, nowdays posters are actually butthurt about being invaded and you can literally see the seethe if you post a webm of an invasion in some ER thread, but then again it could just be nu-/v/ being nu-/v/. We'll never know honestly
