This guys walks around saying your park is shit. How do you respond without drowning him?
>>683743026trap him in a dungeon with only an atm and a ride entrance. The only way to get out is to pay $99 for the maze.
put him in the vomit island
>>683743026Free transport ride with an exit to the void.
>>683743026I make the park better. It's less profitable than gaming the system, sure, but the happiness of my guests and the beauty of my park are my highest priorities.
>>683743026Were I put all the angry guests. In the 3x3 circle leading nowhere under the merry-go-round.
Someone's getting a free trip on Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.
>>683743026make a better park. simple as
Surround him with dancing pandas and TVs. If his haps aren't increased by the end of the week, he's going into the drowning pool.
>>683743026Send him onto the Jimmy Hendrix Experience (a suspended coaster with a 15 nausea rating)
>>683743559>the Jimmy Hendrix Experience>15 nausea rating
>>683743026One by one tileFour "Do Not Enter" signs surrounding it
>>683743026'zellig game when?
>>683743026I raise the cost of bathrooms by 20%.
>>683743467OUGI
>>683743026>How do you respondwell obviously i->without drowning him?hmm. give me a second.
>>683743026Free tickets to Ramp to Nowhere.
>>683743026I consult the wisdom of an autistic Dutch and banish him to an endless oblivion in one of 17 different ways
>advertising>loans>tv and entertainer spam>not getting guests by merit via earning park award bonuses>$20 umbrellas>not-free bathrooms>shuttle loop/microcoasters>ATMs>having less than 999 park rating>void exit mazesYDBTG
>>683743026"I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride."
YOU DIDN'T BEAT THE GAME
>>683743026put him on the bobsled ride of death
i pop his balloon
>>683744213>undercharging for your umbrellas
>>683743026This ticket is free, enjoy it dear customer.
>>683744025I love how the visitors on minigolf courses are just carts in the code>>683744113he based
>>683743026To THE PIT he goes
>>683743026Rename him to hungy
>>683743026I pick up him up, drop him and another guy on an isolated island, first one to starve loses the colosseum battle and is thrown into the lava lake surrounded by skeletons.
>>683749694Lava isn't drowning, to be clear. It is burning.
>>683743474>>683745134the fun never ends
>>683745436>he basedanyone who folds to the trans rights shit isn't based.
>>683750039what are you talking about?
