Did gaming change your life?
>>683745107I still remember when google play had funny shovelware unity 3.5 games, I miss that...
>>683745107I yell +10 ERECTION whenever I see a girl of questionable age
>smoke a fag>+10 mana
>>683745107yes...
>how do you do fellow gamersWhat year is it
Sometimes I think gaming ruined my life but then I realize I would have been a loser no matter what I decided to do.
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>>683745804Death makes me unhappy either way, so might as well enjoy what I can now.
>>683745107>get into a car crash>blurt out -90 health... before i pass out
>>683745107>>683745687https://youtu.be/Wn7dY8hxP2U
>>683745107fake tweet, no one can possibly be this cringe
>>683746052https://x.com/GooglePlay/status/1768056952607633574?lang=en
>>683745804Yeah, that about sums it up.
>>683745507>smoke a fag>go to jaili'm tired of california
>>683746052This isn't even close to their most unhinged >>683745976They consistently got Sonic wrong and got community noted in each time
>>683745804Yeah that's pretty much it except for hoping for a magic intervention by someone or something (that doesn't happen) and pulling the trigger (don't want my death to be used as a statistic by grabbers).
>>683746052It's some diversity hire HR bitch asking "how do you do fellow gamers"
>>683746265>>683745976>>683745107Companies really need to stop putting attention-starved zoomer retards in charge of their social media handles.
Yeah, if gaming wasn't around I'd probably be in the military or working in the mines.
>>683745932>"Out of the frying pan" achievement get!>*passes away*
>food gives you hpor>food gives you buffs Which do you prefer
>>683745107microsoft store is cute
>>683747005>Food gives you HP>Can only be used outside of combat>Is a pain in the ass to make>Can just buy potions, which are way better, and CAN be used in combat>You can also just restore health outside of combat by restingFood should be exclusively used for buffs.
>>683747305idk dude, kind of psychopathic
>>683747305Companies will never come across as "cute" or "friendly" to me, especially not fucking Microsoft
>>683745107
>>683747695When I think of Microsoft, Monsanto is not far behind, then I remember Bayer, and then World War 2... and then ... well, I don't think I want to keep thinking about how deep that rabbit hole goes.
>>683745107Who the fuck is making these posts with that account?
>>683745107I say this and look like this
>>683745107I be yelling +10 HEALTH when I redeem your gift card beautiful benchode bob lasagna babe
>>683745107reminder that women get paid 6 figures to post junk like this at companies these days
>>683750221and only your jaded incel ass gets upset about it
>>683745107Yes, gaming probably ruined it but oh well.
>>683750461Why hello there Google Play Store PR woman? You should be busy making more braindead tweets.
>>683750461newfag nigger lol
>>683745507>smoke weed>max mana increases
>go to local low level bar dungeon>buff with alcohol before fight>+3 STR>+5 WILL>-5 INT
>>683745107MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME TRYING HARD TO BEAT THE STAGE
>>683745507more like +10 cha, -1 hp.
>>683745107Not for the better.
>run over pedestrians>loudly exclaim (+245) 64158/96278156 XP! because only the child died
>>683745507Doesn't he hit the cigarette after the car flips? No idea why someone would cut that out.
>>683754720lmao
>>683754589kek
>>683745804Dawg it don’t gotta be this way
>>683745804not reading all that, fuck off.
>>683745107I do this lol
>>683747572The cooking system in Tales of Vesperia might be one of the worst game systems ever made.
>>683745107>see a black person>+10 RACISM
>>683745107>make an intentionally incorrect or stupid post>a billion retards take it at face value>gain interactions with your brandi hate that anyone thinks the Google Play tweet writer doesn't know what he's doing
>>683745976>Silence Brand
>>683745107Why are companies so fucking cringe? Don't they have any jaded faggots working there that can tell them not to post something so god damn stupid?
>>683762019>thinking the retard tis that intellegent or thinks that deeplylmaolul.
Gaming teached me alot about jews!
>>683764360>teachedbrown saar go away.
>>683745107Has
>>683764417Mr white man gamer srry for dis... me troon out for you as a srry pls forgive me!
>>683764829He?
>>683754589>not +200 credits. >Bonus for artistic impression!
