You're five minutes into the learning the Nocturne of Shadow sheik gives you this look. What do you do?
>>683745248masked blowjob
>>683745248unzip her penis
>>683745248have her choke me to death with her legs
>>683745350which mask are you wearing?
>>683745248
>>683745248>thx bro
bouncing fish on my dick
>>683746205
Every time I see Sheik do acrobatics, I get a stiffy
>>683748037nintendo made sheik too cute
>>683748037
How did Zelda grow a penis?
>>683745248Hopefully I get raped by her (female)
>>683748947why would she grow a penis
>>683748979Headcanon.
>>683748947>no, you see zelda used magic to turn her xx to xy because, uhhh.....
>>683745248Non canon
>>683745248Shouldn't she just have Zelda's face?
>>683750748eyes are different colors, but I think they're the same shape. Zelda wears lipstick, but the shape of the lips is pretty similar. eyebrows are different. angle of the chin looks similar, but it may be different.
sheik sexo
>>683751334Bed breaking.
>f*m*l* sheikDisgusting
>>683745248Always thought he was rather fruity cause of his eyelashes.
>>683748947mfw I remember the endless amounts of debates on old 2000s Nintendo forums about whether or not Zelda grows a penis when she becomes Shiek
>>683745248Get a fat nut busted on my eyes
>>683754073See where I come from.
>>683747370she grindin on that shit like PYOOooOOOOOOOOO WOOooooWOOooooWOOooo wooooooooo eeewoooooo
>>683745248don't look at me like that...
>>683745248fuck him right in his pussy
>>683745248>It's immediately after you save Lake Hylia and Zora Domain. Sheik gives you this look.What do?
what if sheik meet young link?
>>683755203>>683754073
>>683745248>*unzips dick*>it’s less than an inch long>*she’s laughing at (You)*>*the cock explodes in size after suffering the humilation ritual*>*she knocks you over on your back about ready to sit on it*
>>683757470cute
>Melee highlights the contours of her soles, toes, and heelsI didn't have internet before 2009, so I fapped like crazy to this game
>>683750703https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Z2LLUWVIjeI?t=37
If the shiek/zelda twist was revealed today, /v/ would complain about it being woke trannyshit DEI nintendtroon slop. especially if it was the manga version where impa uses a spell to turn zelda into a guy, literally
>>683745248I remove my glasses and cut her into 17 pieces instantly
>>683758156
>>683755745what happens next?
>>683745248Do a 360 and teleport away
Sheik +10
>>683745248Wait...Sheik is Zelda?
>>683760198nah they're just close friends
>>683758828this is the lowest form of conversation
>>683759726>sheik: *unzips dick*
>>683759726>*she proceeds to insert it and ride it*>*she begins moaning uncontrollably*>(You) tell her that you can’t hold it any longer and prematurely bust inside of her with the force of a thousand ganons>*she pulls your humiliating cock out of her pussy and steps on it with her high heels full force*
sheik is cute
>>683745248I blame sheik for my reverse trap fetish, not that I'm complaining.>>683745350fippy bippy
>>683750748She does in the remake but the original reuses the old model where Sheik was an entirely different character
>>683745248A blessed thread
>>683755203Just say something you autistic bitch
>>683762345I like how big oot link's nose is
>>683761070>high heelshuh?
Sheik the alias is male. Yes, that's Zelda but she used magic to disguise herself as a sheikah male. If >>683751296 was reskinned with >>683758828, you may have an argument about Sheik being female but as it stands, the silhouettes/builds are radically different.Also, if you fapped to Sheik in Melee, you are gay. That is a man's body.>But the trophy description says -Gay.>But Bill "Shithead Trinen" said -Gay, also wasn't involved in the development of the game.>But Hyrule WarriorsSpin-off, non-canon to the series, and still gay.>But SmashDifferent character altogether because Sakurai couldn't be bothered to get rid of Sheik because he's a lazy ass and made an R63 version of the character with visible breasts.
>>683745248Couldn't fool me with that ass, woman
>>683764371based
>>683764371Shut up retard
I wish Sheik was an independent characterI would marry Sheik in a heartbeat but I don't give a shit about Zelda so I'd force her to stay transformed for the entirety of our relationship
>>683766076t. gay boy that fapped to >>683758441
>>683745248>>683758441>>683758828Wait, why isn't the new zelda game about Zelda using her alter ego sheik and going through Hyrule fighting villains?
>>683764371>has no reason to grow penis, but disgusting weirdos have imagine she didCope, pretty much no one draws her as a male and the vast majority of people know her as female. Your headcanon only within your little discord circle. Majority rules
>>683764371>erm acktually the lore!!!doooon't care
What's Sheik's bodysuit made ofThis is important>>683758441For me, it's the calves
>>683766531>In-game text from Ruto mentions Sheik as a young man>Canon game is a headcanon according to the R63fags>>683766614t. another gay boy that fapped to Melee Sheik.
>>683766883>fapped to a girl in a skintight suitoh no! whatever shall I do! keep projecting buddy
>>683766883>Ruto doesn't know better, it's a disguise, she wasn't crotch checking sheik like Colonel Volgin.>No only does Nintendo not view her as a male but they will never acknowledge as such ever going forward.Your headcanon matters to no one
>>683767103Look at Sheik's legs and then look at Zelda's. Not the same body. You fapped to a man.>>683767137>Ruto doesn't know better, it's a disguiseYes, that's the point. It was a disguise and an alias. Sheik was male and designed to be a male. Once Zelda's dumbass revealed herself, Ganondorf captured her. It worked. This is all in-game. Note I said Melee Sheik specifically. All other renditions are R63 OC's to skirt around the fact that some young boys' first faps was a man being called a woman.
>>683767370you don't have to grow a dick for the disguise to work, she just needed to be muscular in order to perform her ninja acrobatics. The more people try to push this cope the dumber it sounds.
>N64 Ganondorf has a clear bulge through his trousers>N64 Sheik doesn't have a bulge through her tight bodysuitSimple as.
>>683767613Note that I'm not talking about Sheik's dick, which also says a lot about you bringing it up constantly. I'm talking physiques and the intent of the alias. That is a man. If not, it would have been stated that Sheik is female.
I just like Sheik a lot.
>>683767809is peter pan a female character because the role is traditionally played by female actors?
>>683767809gender is defined by genitalia, sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, but when people find out Sheik is Zelda the assumption is that Sheik was pulling a Mulan
>>683745248Why did it take you five minutes to learn the nocturne that's a 15 second scene you RETARD
>>683747370Lmao thanks anons
>>683767901Peter Pan is a character, who is intended to be male. The same applies for Sheik, a male sheikah who is played by Zelda.>>683767950Mulan didn't use magic to change into Ping.
>>683753656Zoomer detected
>>683768179Mulan didn't make a fake penis/bulge because it would be an utterly stupid thing to do
Sheik is a girl.
>>683768294Well she was busy fighting for her country, like Zelda was for Hyrule. Why are you faggots so obsessed with dicks? Sheik wasn't trying to fuck Link in the ass, he was relaying information to him.
>>683768591>why are you gays >by the way she's a man and even though 99% of the world doesn't view her that way not even officially.You're the only that thinks she has one fag everyone else thinks she has a vagina
>>683745248WowIs Zelda doing Sheikah-face?That's pretty offensive
I miss Doboshiru, guys.
>>683768901sheikah love it when hylian girls dress up as them.
>>683745248the sharingan....
>>683768925why did they nuke their accounts?
>>683768962Well the Sheikah are gone now so it falls on me to be offended on their behalf
>>683769109zelda was taught how to do sheikah-face by impa THOUGH
>>683768925Was that the name of this artist? They seemed to have deleted their stuff off the face of the earth, and I have no idea why.
>>683769170I don't think someone could get away with a similar reasoning for using black face
>>683769028Probably when he opened up for requests and got big too quick. I never paid for porn but I was just about to do it the month he vanished
>>683745248make babies without the princess
>>683769296how would zelda/sheik feel about getting Young Link killed?Imagine if she saw all of Majora's Mask unfold.
>>683769420>with
>>683769221if Martin Luther King Jr personally did the blackface for Al Jolson, people would definitely be less inclined to bitch.
The less distinct they make Sheik from Zelda, the more retarded Ganondorf becomes in hindsight.
>>683758828probably cause it would bemotives exist and people notice shitdie mad about it bitch
>>683769684The entire ending cutscene of Oot has Zelda talking about just how badly she fucked up before proceeding to fuck up again. I'm honestly willing to believe Ganondorf was aware or suspicious of Sheik being Zelda and he was just biding his time.
>>683769825fogot to add>Ganondorf knowing all along works because the sheik disguise failing from the get-go is perfectly inline with just how badly OoT Zelda screws up throughout the entire game.
>>683769296>Rauru and all the others wait 7 years for Link to get big enough to wield the Master Sword properly only to discover that he is genuinely a Kokiri child
>>683770574>saria's face when
>>683755203>Goddess, I can't wait to send this idiot back in time.
>>683771419>I could kill him right now and only the sages would know
>>683766883https://zeldauniverse.net/2014/08/05/nintendo-clarifies-that-sheik-is-a-woman/#:~:text=Polygon%20decided%20to%20contact%20Nintendo,Zelda%20in%20a%20different%20outfit.%E2%80%9DWhy are homos so predatory
doesn't anyone else think it's weird how there aren't hundreds of images of sheik's uncovered face already on the internet? OoT has been completely torn apart by fans over the last 25 years and this is the first time I've ever been made aware that sheik's face is actually fully modeled and textured, even when you will absolutely never see the lower half of her face in-game.
>>683772059People didn't even bother to check to see if Iron Knuckles have a face underneath their armor until what? 6 or 7 years ago?
>>683772270I definitely remember videos of people clipping into iron knuckles back in like 07-09 on youtube.
>>683772059Most people only care about her as a smash character sadly
>>683755203SOVL
>>683771820>Bill "Shithead" Trinen>>683764371
>>683773106>Avoiding the question Why do you try and prey on people
>>683772059And when Sheik gets hurt by Bongo Bongo the sound shared with the FEMALE Gerudo plays
>>683745248Why was sheik so useless at Ganondorfs castle?
>>683773425All of sheik's voice clips are done by Jun Mizusawa like all the other female characters, like the gerudo guards as you said.People forget/ignore that. They're not even edited, it's just her making her voice sound deeper.
>>683769825Zelda has the triforce of wisdom, how could she fuck up this much?
>>683773106We've also had Miyamoto and Sakurai mention it as well. And Miyamoto's word is law when it comes to Zelda. Get the fuck over it, it's just taped down boobs and some fancy clothes/tan skin/red eyes magic.
>>683773951Because it makes for good drama and highlights the themes of growing up and loss of innocence the game has. And it retroactively is a great lead into Majora's Mask and all the themes that game deals one -- regret being a pertinent example.
>>683773106The whole point of the "male" comments is because its meant to be a mystery that she's Zelda, the same shit they did with Samus back during Metroid 1. Doesn't make her actually fucking male you brain dead retard.
>>683745248I would scratch my armpit and say "Do you know any songs that can grow back hair? What?!! I'm not bald under this hat, it's for a friend! Seriously!"
>>683773951Wisdom does not equate to intelligence. Also just because she has it doesn't mean she is actively wise, just that she's the wisest in the Kingdom, which says a lot about Hyrule as a whole. She has a ton of experiences and maturity, but she still makes mistakes and moved too fast. Part of the game is that they're growing up and still learning, but that everyone else in the Kingdom is complacent after a Civil War.
>>683774129I said 'alias' for a reason, smartass. IE it's a character that she's playing. >>683774063>MiyamotoBurden of proof is on you.>SakuraiAnd I repeat, an R63 OC does not reflect the actual canon Zelda titles.
>>683774201Nah bro, Ganondorf showed way more wisdom in his approach then she did, screwing up the same way twice. Ganons biggest problem was his ego.
>>683774869Ganondorf was just following prophecy like he was supposed to. Where Zelda fucked up was trying to go around prophecy and again by trying to make things right using her powers rather than accepting the circumstances.
>>683774306The person Bill was translating for was literally Miyamoto. >>683774869The Triforce only split because Ganondorf wasn't balanced in Power, Courage, and Wisdom. Otherwise he'd have gotten all three. Link clearly had the most courage of anyone in Hyrule, and Zelda had the most wisdom. She was after all the only person to recognize even as a child that Ganondorf was clearly evil and plotting something. Also Ganondorf's entire plot wasn't very wise. He literally just waltzed into places, casted magic and did shit, and then pretended to swear fealty. King Zora was a dumbass for not getting off his fatass and recognizing something was up with Jabu Jabu, none of the Zora even bother searching for Ruto when she leaves. Darunia doesn't even bother doing anything after Dodongo's Cavern is blocked. The Deku Tree dies before the Triforce is split so his wisdom is gone, and Ganondorf just waltzed in and cursed him from the inside out. The Gerudo are not wise for following Ganondorf in the first place. And most Hylians are too consumed in their daily lives at the Market, or too busy living simple lives in Kakariko. And the guards are blind and pathetic as fuck. The King doesn't even bother checking on his Kingdom, and just blindly believes Ganondorf despite it taking him years after a Civil War to actually swear fealty. Most of Hyrule during that time period is pretty fucking dumb.
You cannot prove sheik has ears
>>683758828Those hips dont lieAlso she does the spell in melee
>>683775314And Sakurai causes Sheik a female as well.
>>683775108>The person Bill was translating for was literally Miyamoto.Proof? Don't post that 2014 quote again, nothing about Miyamoto was mentioned.
>>683764371This is absolutely ancient bait
>>683774165
>>683767898Cute Sheik, anon>>683768294No_pubes.jpg>>683770040Haha but imagine her ass, groin, and taint all hot and sweaty haha
The only time Miyamoto has ever talked about Sheik is that they originally were thoughts of making a game with her by Retro Studios or the internal team. A french interviewer asked if there would ever be a female main character like Zelda, and he brought it up about the character of Sheik. Pretty cut and dry, but you can also argue that he's referring to Sheik as a different character entirely, but there's a lot of feminine forms used during that interview and obvious clues, but also a lot of Zelda in general (whom Sheik is). Take it how you will.
>>683745248love 'eik
>>683745550>her
>>683745248pic related
>>683766491>Wait, why isn't the new zeldazelda ended in 2009
Reverse trap is one of the most based fetishes.Mmmm, Shiek checks a lot other boxes too. Just IMAGINE what she can do with her lithe, flexible body.
>sexualising ocarina of timeyou faggots never played it and it shows
>>683783353bruh
>>683783353>you should marry my daughter and work on my farm forever>you should become my husband and become a zora>gerudo girls say link is handsome>uooh you're just my typethese are but a few of many lines where the females show interest in the main character. of course impressionable youths with grow up with such thoughts
Sheikh is cool, but we got lots of fanarts already. What I need is those fake Zeldas/Yiga_(female) from TotK to ambush me. I know one jap artist is still making arts of her, but I need MORE.
>>683783964if you thought about having sex with malon or princess ruto youre a faggotyou get a pass for thinking about it with nabooru for that one line she says at the spirit templeand sexualising sheikh is the gayest thing of all
>>683767137>No only does Nintendo not viewNintendo also does not view emulation to be legal so anything they say outside the original game goes right into the trash
>>683755203>What do?Shoot an arrow at the sun so I can get the fire arrows.
>>683745248Clothed reverse trap sex
>>683784451You lost Tiktok zoomer?
>>683748947Look, buddy, the spell to transfigure your body into a males isn't custom. Yes, the clit growing into a cock and pussy and ovaries becoming balls hurts every time. It's just a part of the spell, don't like it, don't cast it.
>>683760129>that tummyWhat's Sheik +20 lookin' like?
Sheikock
