This is how i feel about modern games
>>683761270everyone thought this premise was retarded not just boomers
>>683761367also superman would easily clear batman instantly and without effort. i dont care about capeshit though and i didnt watch the movie
>>683761434You said the exact dumb bullshit capeshits love bullshitting about you dumb asshole.
dobson hasn't made any comics in years i'm not even relevant any morejust let him be forgotten
this is how i feel about modern gaymes
IMAGINE
>>683761498all i know about superman is that hes an all powerful alien jesus with laser eyes, batman is some guy in a wing suit. its no contest.
Whatever happened to dobson? Did he grow a brain and quit the internet?
>>683761597You are doing this on purpose. You're secretly a batfag aren't you?
>>683761607his brother lost a chance at a government position because of him
>>683761652lmao no, i literally do not give a single fuck about DC or capeshit. its just that they penetrate pop culture enough for me to know the basics. "kryptonite" is literally a noun because of how ubiquitous it is.
>>683761597Yeah, this is a subtle attempt at reverse psychology.
>>683761821go eat a salad capeshitfag
>>683761528Haha oh man, that straw man sure is silly
>>683761270I can't believe that Dobson was so embarrassing that his family essentially had to stage an intervention to get him off the internet.
>>683761367the only people who thought the premise were stupid were people that didn't read Dark Knight Returns and sometimes I have to scream it at people that it's CLEARLY what the original concept was based on in every sense. the entire last fight with the Batarmor is basically stolenthe adaptation and execution of it is poor. the idea itself is not - *real* Batman vs Supes fights where he pulls out every fucking toy are PEAK and the DKR one where it's just to keep fucking with him and distracting him to give Ollie the shot is the absolute best
>>683761367The cartoons did it first and people liked it then.The failure of that movie comes from Zack Snyder trying to outdo Christopher Nolan and failing miserably.
>>683761367real comic fans knew it was just adapting the same fight from The Dark Knight Returns from 30 years prior but with less setup
>>683762127i cant believe he stayed off, they never do.
>>683762127>>683762369see >>683761669his antics started negatively affecting his family in the real world
>>683762678Oh no, you may think that, but over on /g/ recently a new comic of his was posted. And it's fucking pathetic
>>683762127Let him go.At least he left.
>>683762829post it
>>683761528>running defense for worst Fantastic Four movie (and that's saying something)>blatantly misrepresenting that the argument was about how Sue and Johnny Storm have always been blood siblings and changing that just so that Johnny can be black is typical lazy, performative Hollywood diversity
>>683761270This is how i felt when they made Link's hair blonde
>>683761669QRD?
>>683764216basically they rejected him because he was a security risk because of his crazy brother (dobson) or something. i dont remember the details.
>>683761607Nobody knows. Anyone giving you a concrete answer is lying.
ALL OF THE DAY BRO
>>683761270I like how lots of Dobson's comics revolve around him being an extreme secondary only familiar with the most surface main stream versions of things and then getting upset that the actual primary source isn't that at all.
While we're talking webcomic lolcows, I just found out Bald from Penny Arcade has written a novel about two little boys falling in love.I wasn't prepared for how abruptly he was gonna go full nonce even though I suspected it
>>683761597A big trope of cape shit is showing how normal people with normal modern tech and weaponry are equal to or stronger than gods.
>>683764487sounds like bullshit desu. My uncle had very high security clearance and his brother was a 3 time felon who had multiple police chases,
>>683765718yeah but dobson is the type to go "MY BROTHER WORKS IN THE GOVERNMENT AND THIS IS WHAT HE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!" cuz hes a fucking fat autistcaptcha: ASPYY
>>683761270I've gotten so much joy out of laughing at Dobson, over the years. When I look back, it's pretty much been my favorite part of /v/.
>>683762127It do be like that.
>>683761434Superman has a fucking seizure of you throw a rock near him, Batman would destroy him.
>>683761528I am so out of touch I can't even understand the strawman he's trying to tear down. Its like multiple levels of strawmen too. Im racist too and I never even heard these fucking strawmen before
>>683761434>obtain kryptonite>hold it up Super Man>laugh at him for being a faggot who's weakened by a stupid glowing stone>tell him his costume is gay and you'd have to be a fag to think wearing red panties over blue tights is cool>he acks himself in shamegg
>>683761607>government positionThat seem very unlikely.
>>683761669That sounds like an interesting story, do you have any proof for it?
>>683765792I like how this story just keeps twisting more and more until it always just ends up with "okay I made it up but he totally WOULD do this".
>>683761528 >blacks hate gated communities they're not part ofpottery. Unintentionally nailed it on the head kek
>>683761517>i'm notNice slip up, dobbyNow, please come back so we can laugh at you more
>>683762218You're an idiot.
>>683761270Naming a crossover "[x] v. [y]" even though the characters ultimately team up has been a common aesthetic choice for longer than OP's parents have been alive
People still gives a crab about capeshit?
>>683764487That was never proven
>>683775698Not only that, there was never a single shred of evidence to even hint at it being the case, people simply went "hmm, the only way for someone like him to leave the internet for good would be family intervention" and extrapolated everything else from that.
>>683761434Batman wins in the shitty movie then they become best friends cos their mothers have the same name.
>>683765549Wait what? I knew he wrote a book recently but it’s literally just underage gay romance? Then again his son became FtM so perhaps this isn’t a surprise. Wouldn’t be shocked if we find out 10 years from now that he’s abused his kids
>>683762297It's not like Nolan is a great director anyway
>>683762829post it or youre a gay faggot
>>683761528>white flight
>>683762829You can't leave us hanging and not give us a source, my guy
>>683776297>his son became FtMHow does that work
>>683761434Capeshit is retarded, so don't bother arguing about it. Invincible showed how batman attacking superman would realistically play out, he'd get fucking splattered.
>>683776784My bad, I meant MtF. Can’t keep the gender shit straight these days. It’s actually genuinely concerning though:>constant jokes about sexual inadequacy >constant “jokes” about gay fantasies>constant jokes about deviant fetishes like bestiality>abusive childhood>history of drugs/alcohol>tranny son>now a romance novel about 2 little boys, apparentlyGuy is popping some serious fucking red flags
>>683762829We need a source for this. I want to witness the patheticness in its full infamy.
>>683761434Literally banging action figures together. Superman is so powerful nothing can beat him, Batman is so smart he can beat anybody with enough prep.
Where is this new comic of his?
>>683776845Yeah, but nothing is worse than "realsitic" capeshit
>>683761270Every boomer\fan of the comics would know batman vs superman happened thousands of times. Dobson is a fucking retard.
>>683776009i feel like it's still peddled because it's funny as fuck and also is the only thing extreme enough to keep a professional lolcow off the internet so long.hell if chris chan's brother can have a normal job i doubt dobson's brother was at risk of anything
SONOFDOB
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>>683776956Probably his son becoming a tranny broke him. I can symphatize i would kill my son instead of seeing his brain rotting. Thank god i don't live in america.
If I was to draw a series of comics pretending to be dobson, do you think you retards would start sharing them believing that I was the actual dobby?
>>683786297Dobson or CattyN? Should you properly be able to emulate inflation art, i wouldn't care.
>>683772505>hold up rock>superman kills you with laser vision or frosr breath or whatever from a distance
>>683776423Shows how shit of a director Snyder is
>>683761367everyone knows this is the sort of shit comics used to pull all of the timeI remember every other month a hero turned evil or had a rivalry
>>683786563Nu-uh. If you get to a talking distance with the green glowing rock, you win. He can't use his powers if the radiation reaches him.
>>683761270Why was it "v" and not "vs" anyway?
>>683776845Thank you, Gokek.
>>683787105How do you sneak within walking distance of a guy with super hearing, x-ray view and super eyesight?
>>683761528literally me
>>683761270https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO3PmUuCT7c
