>Starts off with a triple windblade attack>Rolls around the boss arena and slams the ground ten times in a row before kneeling for two (2) seconds and doing it all over again>Knock him off the cliff>Phase 2 cutscene triggers>Ahhh, theest truly are Chosen. Mine apologies. I should not have held back my true power, it did thoust a disservicest… >EPIC BOMBASTIC CHORUS KICKS IN>I AM IRON GOLEM, AXE OF THE GREAT LORD GWYN. AND YOU. SHALL KNOW. THE HURRICANE!>Sprouts angel wings and flies back up>10,000 attack combo>Summons snakeman archers everywhere>Megaton nuclear wind bomb AOE attack FEEL MY WRROTH>Dies>Heheh… Lady Gwynevere, I failed thee, completely and utterly…>Foul Undead… You willst be destroyed… Caught in the clutch by almighty Ornstein… and hammered by Smough…>Drops: Remembrance of the Iron Golem: “There once was a boy who wanted to be big and strong. ‘Wait a while,’ said the wise goddess, ‘First imbibe the metals of life, and become a godling fit to guard a fortress.’ He drank deeply of the sacred iron and waited, but the rust took him, and he despaired>Use to gain 8,000 Souls”
>>683761708Elden Fags literally cannot refute this
>perhaps I wasn’t such a good boy after allMade me tear up.
>>683761708zanzibart forgive me
I remember how in ds1 they cut Quelaag and Artorias’s dialogue since it sounded awful. Maybe they could have kept doing that
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