Now: Re-runsNext: Soul of the SamuraiLater: ViewfinderStream 1: https://twitch.tv/esamarathon Stream 2: Live in three, two, o-ACKSchedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedulePrevious: >>683746809
>>683766979>page 9>doesn't even use the transparent versionattention whore baker
>>683766979>WARNING: THIS GAME CONTAINS FLASHING LIGHTSWARNING: THIS GAME CONTAINS FLASHING LIGHTS>WARNING: THIS GAME CONTAINS FLASHING LIGHTSWARNING: THIS GAME CONTAINS FLASHING LIGHTS>WARNING: THIS GAME CONTAINS FLASHING LIGHTSWARNING: THIS GAME CONTAINS FLASHING LIGHTS
>>683767049How is this 2huu? That game is about flying and shooting or some shit
>>683767135It uses Touhou locations/characters/etc in a lazy bid to garner attention for a game that would otherwise go completely unnoticed because it's shit. That's literally ALL Touhou fangames for you in a nutshell.
>>683766637They've never been consistent, they've just been even less so the past year or two.
live runs soonyou are staying up for them right
>>683767135Sounds like some toe hoe gobbledygook.
>>683767234>soonyou mean an hour
>>683767309you say that like an hour is a long time
>>683767234Yeah, at the very least I want to watch TinyTim's run since his morning runs of retro stuff are usually pretty great.
>>683767375Most of the zoomers here still think 1 hour feels like an eternity.
i can't remember her name, but is that one cunt who constantly tries to insert herself everywhere still on staff?i remember disliking a large portion of the FFIX run because she wouldn't shut up for a good few hours
>>683767463what the fuck is y'all boomers problem with the younger generation? i swear to god you bring us up to bitch about whenever you can. things change every generation get fuckin used to it.
>>683767593Ladeur or Ladaur or something (not Lovare) and as far as I could tell she's been gone for a while now.and yeah, that was when that fat fuck Froob sent her to keep Metako under control, on a stream 2 run on his fucking birthday.
>>683767831well thats good news, guess she took the hintthe donation reader for this run reminded me of her
That Naro run was an S from me. I didn't get to see it live tho
>>683767096Just for you anon.
>>683767831This chonkster? https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1540306272
>>683768040keklove it
>>683768040Need more standing Plum doodles to fill out the crowd with.
>>683768180>CIA staged his own death so he could travel around the world on vacationBravo Nolan
>>683768080Yep blue hair, tried to insert herself into everything, made $20% seem like her thing when they took it and shoved it on stream 1 but priced up.As an aside, this is pretty interesting to scroll through who was still there over the last few years, till they removed the page from the site. Even gives a guess of who the security dude was who quit out of annoyance.https://web.archive.org/web/20230727171309/https://esamarathon.com/team/
>>683768040>The race log I just filed with the Outrun Association lists me, Plum, Garfield Plum, and the passenger girlfriend. But only one of you racers!
Have you played turbo outrun reimagined?https://sk1ds.itch.io/outrun-clone
>>683768446I haven't, I played the Cannonball engine Outrun though.
>>683767234Nah i need to be awake in 10 hours.
>>683768180kek
>>683768138If the colorfag is around, maybe he can post the transparent version of this.
Kill.
I'm gonna fart in this thread LOL
>>683767513why's crash 2 so relatively low? run seemed fine to me
I put on the ESA restream because I missed most of the day. Is this fucking Hotline Miami 2 runner eating food and smacking his fucking lips into the mic during the run? Fuck this. F-run, even if it doesn't count.
>>683768138There are a lot of slots available if anons are bored and want to add to the crowd. There are also some "animated" crowd members that the game stretches up and down to simulate waving.
bros...
>>683769123There's been so much of that this ESA, especially people stuffing their faces with ice cream during runs.I could have sworn they told you to not do that years back when I was on my friend's couch.
>>683769838it's fridayalso you don't exist
>>683769838Jokes on you, you purple harlot, it's Friday morning.
>>683769123>Hotline Miami player>addicted to consuming sugary slopAny theories, detective?
>>683769994Ahem. Morning, by definition, is when the sun rises. It is currently night.
I don't wanna go to work and miss out on the last day
>>683770101>he doesn't know
>>683770090The sun came up 91 minutes ago, and regardless, morning starts at midnight and ends at noon.
I got me a crowd of Plums to make later.
>>683770101Just watched the VOD of his descent into despair. Pure kino.
>>683770520meds
>>683770594>check textures folder>it's all purple
>>683770520There's mine!!!
>>683770520
>went for the first days of the event without any ads>went the whole duration of the Aussie event without getting any ads>suddenly getting 2 fucking minutes worth of ads multiple times each hourfucking kill me, why the fuck are adblockers so goddamn schizo?
>>683770774I don't know what it is about my Firefox setup, but I have literally never seen a single Twitch ad in at least 5 years. No stream pausing or loss of quality either.
>>683770819quiet
Oh this was called Ronin Blade in the PAL region It sucks ass
>>683770819> No stream pausing or loss of quality either.I'm using FF and have that issue. What exact setup are you using? are you using alt twitch viewer?
>>683770774It's not the adblockers, Twitch serves (or don't serve) ads on a region by region basis and they're very aggressively fighting adblockers.Shit's done in a way to cause confusion about what does and doesn't work, and some stuff like TTV LOL PRO isn't a total solution, it's just trying it's best to get on somewhere with no ads.
>>683770972Let's see if I can recall everything.>hosts file adblock, but this is usually adware shit>alternate twitch player>ublock>purple ad blockerIt just werks in Florida.
>>683770819nta but which adblocker are you using? I thought all conventional adblockers started failing to block ads on twitch a while ago. I want to say maybe half a year ago? it's been months for sure but maybe a lot longer than I remember. I use ublock origin in firefox and it is blocking some of the ads but not all of them, I think. I tried weird workarounds so at this point I'm not even sure if I have the "stock" ublock experience or if "stock" would mean more ads on twitch.how are you getting none?
What if Plum was an evil medieval Japan merchant/daimyo that you had to defeat
>>683771040are you saying three different adblockers active at once?
>>683770972Firefox consumes so much memory for me, way more than Chrome
>>683771040ty, will try
Guy Fierri looking motherfucker.
>>683771113Well, only Purple is specifically for Twitch. Maybe alternate has adblock built in?
>>683771040Oh and canvas fingerprint blocker, but Firefox also has that by default now so I don't think it's that.
How has the event been? I used to take time off to watch it but in the last year my confidence in this event continuing and improving are gone. I will watch tomorrow and that's about it.
>>683771332First few days have been eh, it's finally picked up from the NES block onward.
>>683771248>only Purple is specifically for TwitchSo you have uBlock disabled on Twitch or what?
who /munch/?salmon rice bowl / /bok choy, broccoli, fried chili crisp
>>683771332It's been mid to ok overall, last day's been moderately better but still nowhere near how good it'd been at previous years.Overall I've had way more fun watching this year's Dogwater Runs.
Sekiro demake lookin ass
>>683771428Seems like it's not even on, yeah, but maybe because the URL has changed to Alt Twitch's scheme so it doesn't recognize it as a URL to block ads on? But maybe it's still blocking in the background. Purple was updated 4 days ago so it's likely that.
>>683771501could use some SAUCE
>>683770520that's me plum
>>683771501I just had a bowl of oatmeal.
>>683771567It might be seeing it as a local page and excepting it, it tends to do that.
holyZASED
>>683771629I need more!
>>683771673The successor...
>>683771332Yesterday was solid. NES Block gave us a chain of short, well-practised runs (and even the fuck-ups were entertaining), then there was a goofy Mario fangame with tons of movement tech, and the final run was an extremely hype CTR Any% with a great time.
>>683771673It feels like it's been a while, right? When was this last at an event?
>>683770520I like how this plum thingis slowly becoming a collector affair
>>683771780Dora vs giant enemy crab?
>>683771780kani vs cunny...
>>683771768It even managed to eclipse that yesterday also had the worst run of the event so far.
>>683768040>>683768180This is so stupid. I love it.
HUH
>shadman
>>683771567How is Purple even working if you have the Alternate Player active?
Lol they did the thing! So wacky!
The best sword in the game is unlocked based on how long you are in this part.
speedruning
>>683771952I dunno, maybe it's not even working after all. All I know is that's what I have installed and I'm not getting any ads.>>683771964That's some strategy guide bullshit right there.
Wait... Just got here... Whats going on?
>>683772029same idk but im dancing to the techno
>>683772075They dont make em like this no more
>>683772029see >>683771964 they've gone to breakfast while they left it idle to run up the time.
why aren't they attacking
>>683771979Yeah I don't get it either but it's like... a nice hangout thread.
>>683772075RIP "techno"
>>683772146Krtek Fumo speedrunning.
>>683772220dance damn you
>>683771997Alt Player blocks ads without the need for extra add-ons, but it does that by temporarily replacing the stream with a low-quality version. The only mysteries here area) how you aren't getting quality drops during ads, andb) how you've lived this long without poisoning yourself by mixing five different toilet cleaners togetherI swear, anon, if it turns out you've had Amazon Prime for years and just forgotten about it...
>>683772308I have never bought Amazon Prime before. Also, I'm pretty sure even Prime members get ads now because Twitch is bleeding. The toilet cleaner comment was rude, anon, don't get tilted just because I'm not getting ads.
(~^_^)><(^_^~)
>>683772115
what's the best sword and sandal game in recent years?
>>683768394little bit of a fun fact about Ladaurshe was usually the last donation reader of the marathon. then in one of the events, Tali got gifted that spot and did such a better job of it that she locked herself in her room and was not seen until the next day. she also was extremely jealous of me even though I had no clue about it until I was told by someone else
>>683772587Sekiro
>>683772708No one hates women like other women.
>>683772626She is so hot
>90's game>random out of place acid and dnb soundtrack
>>683772626Suddenly I'm enjoying this run a lot more.
>>683772587Samurai Maiden obviously
>>683771780Sick nasty
>bigjon's run was removed:(
>>683772968>Action game where girls make out to do specialsOh my
>>683773089Imma about to fap to a ps1 game bros
>>683773065did that dude's bell palsey clear up?
>>683773126it did for a while then it came back recently
How are you supposed to know who's who?
>>683773065I've literally never seen him at these events because the only ones I've managed to catch he cancels.
>>683773189It's your fault for not donating the 2k to his gofundme. He was DEFINITELY making it this year if the money came through.
what the fuck is this he's just standing in a corner this fucking sucks and this music is ass
>>683773276They explained it the first time they did it, it's for the final boss or some shit.
>>683773065Every year he submits to ESA and every year he has a new excuse for why he couldn't make it. I'd be more surprised at him actually showing up then him cancelling for the umpteenth time.
>>683773276This is fucking peak and this music is fire.
>>683773353you are actually braindead if you like this. he isn't even fucking playing the game
>>683773327his dad is on his death bed
>>683773421tuck that little nigga into bed and get on the plane cya in a week pops, if not ilu
>>683773421Okay? How does that invalidate anything I said?
Omg you can see up her skirt
>>683773405Someone post the 15-hour Twilight Princess run webm for this guy.
RATE (Stream 1)
>>683773638C
>>683773405>he isn't even fucking playing the gameI can relate to that. He's watching the game just like I am watching this run, it feels like our souls have connected on a deeper, more meaningful level.
>>683773638B
>>683773556it's a good excuse not to play video games
Tekken 3 ain't got shit on that.
>>683773605
>>683773638A
>>683773638A. I liked it, they knew what they were doing and it's neat seeing game I've never heard of.
>>683773638A WR HYOP
>>683773638Sbecause world record
>>683773718That still doesn't invalidate anything I said. Good excuse or bad excuse, it's another year he's submitted and another cancellation. I will reiterate, I will be more surprised if he actually shows up, then to hear he's cancelled.
>>683772708That's both hilarious and very sad, she's got that vibe of desperately wanting to be the centre of attention despite not really having anything going for her, so she just pushes herself into stuff.Also fucking hell, it's like some of these people never leave school with that shit.
>>683773638B for Bhythm
>>683773638Z for standing in a fucking corner with awful music.
>>683773725There it is. Also, I forgot I actually already had the webm. Thank you, though.Love the anon that made that, too. Perfectly sped up and slowed back down in a nice 40-second video.
>>683773638S because WR
pathetic marathon desu, gdq would have raised something like this in 3 seconds.
>>683773725THAT'S NOT A SPEEDRUN
>>683773848it's just bad luck I guess
>>683773638S for WR
I think I just swallows an ant
Is this the most technically impressive game ever?
>>683774265RIP, Anon, I'll never forget you.
>DID YOU JUST...
>>683774340Nah, that 4D golf game is more impressive really.
>>683773975>implying I watch this shit because I want to see people crowdfund moneyStop coping GDQ shill. No one cares. You forgot the point of the event. To have a bunch of bros together to hang out and have fun and raise some cash on the side while having a good time. The metric of success isn't based on how much money you yell at twitch chat to donate, but how fuck an event is.Something you fags forgot about ages ago.
Hahaha, it's funny everytime :DDDD
i just shifted reality with my freaking mind
ow my brain
Gonna submit my TOWNSCAPER speedrun
Don't misgender that cat.
>>683774429I'm sorry, anon, I thought in the beginning of the event one of the organizers said plain and simple that the purpose of the event was for the charity? Because if they can't raise a decent amount of money (and they are not), then they ultimately failed that purpose.
>inb4 Malenia
So what's the story behind this game?
>>683772747It's not universally all women but the do go for that shit will fester that shit indefinitely, while dudes eventually decide it's not worth it and stop thinking about somebody they're pissed at.One chick I went to school with has hated me for at least the past twenty years, and it was for a petty bullshit reason to begin with.
>>683774265fucking whore
>>683774654How can cameras be real if our eyes aren't real?
>>683774654Global warming
>>683774265is this a throat for ants
>>683774597>too autistic to understand lip serviceThey are coming off the heels of substantial drama. Of course they are going to say the primary focus is the charity event.Dramafags would feast if they just said straight up "The cause isn't the end all reason we are here, it's cool we do it, but we are here to celebrate the speed running community and hang out with friends and do a little good". I'm sorry anon... you're not gonna make it.
>>683774265Suck it more.
>>683774654It's a bootleg of that Portal 3 concept with the camera
Kinda haphazard with the copypasting, some of the Plums got hidden in the back too. I spy with my little eye, Mr. CIA.
>>683772708>she also was extremely jealous of meWho are you then?
>>683774834That entire opening thing was very off with that shit, the "tricky few months", the "but now we're totally going to listen to feedback" despite all evidence to the contrary and the entire hater speech.Also Edenal is still kicking around, he's just laying low off camera since he got the majority of the blame even though it should have been equal with planks (and probably Ida too really).
>>683774265Ants are pretty durable, think about the amount of time the ant has to bite your insides before finally dying.
>>683775037We know he is. He never said he was stepping down. He just said he would if enough people bitched at him to after ESA summer.He shut down the discord so people can't talk as vocally about edenal, and wanting him to fuck off, and he's trying really hard to hide so he won't have to follow through on his half hearted promise.But regardless. It's all cringe bullshit.
>>683775015 Zack Fair, obviously
>>683767513Remind how map works?Like a heat map of the watchers during a run?
>>683775275Each dot is a single vote
>>683775275Anon you're overthinking it. Every dot is a vote after the run, that's it. Then their color is based on the mean for that run
>>683774959
>>683774429>>683774834"Something you fags forgot about ages ago." I thought moneyfagging was plainly bants/trolling, I certainly wouldn't have taken anon's one-sentence post seriouslyBut it is a watermark of how popular and sustainable an event is
>>683775423kek
>>683775423Bro, it's 2 AM, you can't make me laugh this hard.
>>683775423The true ending.
This game is whack.
>>683770520 lel
migged from bed and game looks interesting for casual run
You guys enjoying doingthelaundyinstead%?
>>683775978i've been watching
>>683775491>But it is a watermark of how popular and sustainable an event isSustainability is really the key thing, I think a lot of these big events are going to fade out just from the simple shit of they're too expensive to run for less and less returns in money and metrics.Smaller stuff is probably going to end up being more resilient, I think Dogwater made a little over $2000 but it didn't have the batshit overhead or a need to be bringing in tens of thousands of people a day.
>>683775978I low%'d tidying my desk, it was more entertaining than this.
It's rewind time
>>683776129Yaaaaaah!
Rate whatever the shit that just was?
>>683776129OPPA REWIND STYLE!
RATE THE RUN
>>683776203>>683776213C it was okay, cool game, neat tricks.
>>683776213>>683776203D
>>683776203A
>>683776203>>683776213B, wasn’t that bad. Actually kind of want to try this game now.
>>683776213CI couldn't really tell if any of the photo placements were precise until they started fucking them up
Mutebros, it's our time
>>683776291I'm literally shaking
>>683776213Z, shit run.
I'm watching the Chip n Dale run now and will be commenting as I watch.
Should I play the NES version of SMB3 or the All Stars version?
cucked by the bee
How do we get them to ditch the goosebert shit forever? It's the epitome of forced meme.
>>683770520>platinum plumnever seen that one
>ehhh....
The people in this ad they keep showing seem like they don't care all that much desu
>she had to fill in because CIA is enjoying his race >>683775423
>>683776524>adtake your meds
>>683775423Dr. Pavel, I'm GT
PLUUUUUUUM!!!
PLUM PLUM PLUM
kek again
I just plum'd on my cat
>>683776213>>683776203I'm doin' him a C
>mfw Plum's song comes on
AAAAAAAAAAAA PLUM
CUM IN PLUM
>>683776671didn't you just heard that she can buy alcohol
>>683776671>he thinks I leave my house>he thinks I touch or interact with anyone if I had to leave my house
>he died!Plum how could she...
>>683776735No!
idk if i've just been really unlucky but every time i tune in, they're in-between games
>>683776671das rite
Imagine being the PR rep who had to sit there with Edenal while he did this shit with his arm up the arse of a stuffed goose.
>hirexen has tech issues for like 30 seconds>Endy waits 5 seconds, "I think that's enough waiting">proceeds to jump down a pit
Goosebert raped Plum in the summer of 92
I do not care for Plum, she insists upon herself.
>>683776839>immediately dies againThis Pole can't catch a break.
Why did ESA base their entire identity around this retarded goose
goosebert is such an annoying piece of shit mascot
>>683776873You're so prejudiced.
Oh hell yeah, another clean up around the house run
>>683776914>>683776920It feels like sour grapes against Plum's popularity
>>683776914They got REALLY assblasted that their de-facto mascot was one they didn't have the rights to.
>>683776914Edenal thought it was hilarious.
>>683776961OMG HI PLUM
>>683776896oh my god
>>683776965He also thought his 'Meatballls" skit was hilarious
>>683776989It just keeps happening.
>>683777000Oh fuck I forgot about that, that shit was dismal.
>>683776965>>683777000its the "le randomz" reddit humor, for some reason a lot of normies cry laughing at that shit
>>683776896>>683776989>>683777040Watching Hirexen just completely self-destruct was really a highlight of the day. Every time you thought he was recovering, he managed to find another way to fuckup. And you can see his soul slowly leaving his body every time it happened. Pure SSS trainwreck kino
>Bug game>Using bug languageNice
>>683777075I tried watching the Karnov run but couldn't make it past 10 minutes because I felt so bad for him.
cute bee
>>683766979Swastika, lol
IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES
>>683777187Based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao
is this dude gonna rope himself
>>683777132Yeah it was bad. But I do feel it's required viewing for the saga, because it sets the tone for his following run. That Karnov run messed up his mindset so much.
>>683777269
>>683776671Nah, Plum is too plump for that.
>>683777336>only 1 minute in. Kek the real suffering hasn't even started yet
>>683777069It was ok as a dumb thing at ESA Legends, people were just messing about with it for the most part and having a laugh, taking it out of that just made it weird.It'd be like if they kept on spamming the soundboard line that I think Das did during FFIX without any context to it at all.
>Everything's good, because we're playing Karnov
>>683777408they did put it back up in Winter for the FF IX boss run, i haven't heard it this event yet thank God
>golden man powerstancing out of nowhere kills himkek
>Ohhh shit
>>683777269his one side glance at the camera killed me
>>683776203>>683776213A
THIS is the game /v/ was shilling to me?
>>683777729Dude, don't knock it until you have to knock TWO ice blocks.
*poses on you*
>>683777729Paper Mario sisters...
Why is bee hot?
>>683777850
>>683777729Bug fetishists are insecure so they pretend their games are just super hecking good dude.
>>683777873KEK, does the entire discourse around this game revolve around this bee being hot?
>>683777485Fuck, I think I'd mentally blocked out the soundboard shit by halfway through Winter since it was already getting obnoxious.
>It's the bullets
This is boring, bring out the king already.
>>683777921>Stage 4>2.5 min from estimateKek I remember when this happened. We knew he had a rough time, but this was the moment where everyone realized just how much he fucked up
>>683777729Hey, Bug Fables is great.The only problem I have with it after I saw someone point it out online is that only one of the trio really gets a "build" with the badges, while the other two don't really get much of anything. Besides that, though, the combat is fantastic and challenging, the music is great, and the quests actually feel meaningful.
>>683777979My body is ready some Spectrum-alike vidya.
Do not fug the bug
RATE THE BEE PUSSY GAME
>>683778127V the B
>>683778127C
>>683778127B
>>683778127Z, that was boring
>>683778127B for bee
>>683778127bee
>>683778127D for dull
>>683778127A for Arthropod.
>>683778127I'm doin' him a B
Please get Tali off the screen I was eating
tinytim next, neat
>From this point it'll be perfect
>>683778127B - wasn't bad, neither good.
>>683778272
Is it true that Metako left because they didn't pay him enough money?
>>683778127B. It was fine.
>>683778315Probably not, sounds like that one anon's asspull, dude hasn't said anything about why he left yet.
>>683778315i thought it was the Lovare shit, her melting down over nothing
>>683778315They didn't allow him to touch women anymore.
>We got the fucking dragon
>>683778371I think he got mad they didn't take her more seriously, so he left because his lady didn't get worshipped.
the fuck is this thing?
i love tiny tim
>>683778127B, cute game
Tiny Tim is speaking. Listen, and learn.
TinyGOD
>>683778371>>683778478He actually left before the pastebin was even posted. So the timeline doesn't fully match, so it could have been something else.
>Dizzy but with robotsThis is beautiful.
>>683778478>>683778315Complete fiction, let us know when you got more creative writing in you.
>>683778567*A Tiny Tim
>>683778605ah, i didnt know that. i guess there might have been some more shit going on behind the scenes
>>683778605They knew internally about it wat before the pastebin
i want to say things about tiny tim that would get me banned holy fuck i'm raging
>>683778627Is Tiny Tim related to Tiny Tim?They look pretty similar and voice seems similar too.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2286990/Beeps_Escape/THIS IS A NEW GAMEBETRAYALLLLLL
I just realized that this might be the last time TinyTim will run at ESA. It's his last run on the schedule, and some anons said that he has health problems and this will be the last ESA he will attend.
>>683778734I was here
>>683778705Tiny Tim you got tilted?
>>683778676He'd moved to Sweden to be more involved in ESA and he seems to have gone early in the year so it's probably something significant and not the weird ass fantasy shit that anon has invented .
Tim is looking more happy lately and that's great
>>683778768delete that fucking image right now i swear to god
>>683777975Am I going to need to go back and watch Karnov or the other NES games? I don't watch these fucking charity marathons anymore especially since they don't do good speedruns anymore.
>>683778841
>>683773975
>>683778867i swear you tiny tim stans ruin this fucking board and the mods are in on it
>>683778728He said that at the start of the run.>>683778734He's at BSG next month and I think he's at UKSG in October so he seems to be doing ok.
>trans pride samuswhy
>>683778824This run gets S rating for Tim alone based tim
>trans pride SamusSo I know to skip the Super Metroid randomizer run, gotcha.
>>683778930>he's tilted by the Tiny Tim
I wish I was as happy as TinyTim
>>683778935It's the logical falling thing because once upon a time one of the Metroid writers compared Samus being part birb from their genetic fuckery to her being newhalf.It wasn't being literal but it's not stopped various ecelebs from trying to claim her for it.
Tiny Tim used to laugh more, he looks exhausted>>683778935>>683778951Kek that anon that was gloating about ESA not being like GDQ is going to feel silly now
>A very wet countryOnly because Tim lives there.
>>683778996the fact that you those images fucking prove syou belong on a fucking watch list you shouldn't be allowed near children
bluey kino todaycan't wait
>>683779029It does rain like fuck in Scotland.
>>683779046
>Xem
All smiles
and just like that, the comfy evaporated
>Dizzy's stuff just sat therekek
>Tiny Tim explaining the game to someone elsecomfy
>>683778931>so he seems to be doing ok.That is why I said just ESA. Going to UKSG or even the Netherlands is not as far as going to Sweden. We will still see him run, but he is really going to be missed at ESA if he really doesn't go to anymore.
>>683778935I guess it’s because troons generally have money (hrt and sex changes are expensive) and they’re stupid enough to send it anywhere that has anything troon related, so ESA are making a business decision hereThat being said it sucks, leave that shit in GDQ, this is the event for normal people with no cringe divisive activist shit
>>683779049Sex with Bandit while Bluey watches
This guy has a handsome voice
Fuck and eat you cunt shitpig!!!! >>683779094>>683779134
why is a 50yo guy on screen ?
>>683779238He's 180, show some fucking respect.
>>683779154I wish he'd do an entire talk on the ZX Spectrum.
is that a fucking flatcap lmao
The authority on ZXS games has given this his seal of approval, be grateful devs.
>>683779265Given his tweet about his heart problems later it's kinda rough to think back on, he was probably going through some shit.
>>683779330It takes a few liberties here and there but it's got the feeling down right.
>Argick donoCurious.
>>683779330I was thinking it looked a bit smooth for a speccy game but other than that I was fooled
I wonder how much it'll be to snipe that tranny Samus skin.
What a boring fucking game, no skill required.
why does the sonic brawl taunt keep playing? who's in control of that?
>>683779475and obviously USB drives didn't exist in the 80s and early 90s but otherwise it's really quite convincing.
>>683779567donation sound
>>683779531I'd say I look forward to seeing your run but if anyone else runs a Speecy game, they're getting their ass kicked in the car park
>>683779474He also donated during Tim's other run, just showing his support.>>683779567It plays for any donations over $100, they started doing it last event I believe?
>>683779567It's automated to certain donation amounts.
>>683779567>anon now hears sonic instead of coinstake your fucking medication already
>>683779478
>>683779654Easy money
>>683779618>but if anyone else runs a Speecy game, they're getting their ass kicked in the car parkRuffledBricks does run them, sometimes, when he's not doing a BigJon.
>>683779654
>>683779654I'll drop 100 on buff kirby when the time is near. other anons can take care of the rest.
>>683779654It would be so funny for some richfag to just blast it for Buff Kirby like 5min before the run lmao
>>683779654Thanks alot anonymous donator, what a fag.
>>683779713Based. If true
>>683779654Not real, they are just baiting donos.
>>683779713I’ll put some in too, later in the day
marisa is loving this run
>Treasure Island Dizzy's first screenlol
>RATE THE RUN
RATE BEEP'S ESCAPE
>>683779785>>683779839>>683779843B for Beep
>>683779839T for Tiny Tim
>>683779839>>683779843S
>>683779839>>683779843B
>>683779839>>683779843SSS I kneel
>>683779839>>683779848A
>>683779839>>683779843A
>>683779839>>683779843C-
>>683779839>>683779843S, love me some TinyTim, good run, fun game and amazing commentary as always.
>>683779893whoops, meant to reply to>>683779843
>>683778315It involves too much shit and it wasn't about money.>>683779839A - always comfy Tim runs.
>>683779713>>683779727Yeah let's all donate 1k, bet those tranners will be seething.t. Edenal
>>683779839A
>>683779843Z because i dont like tiny tim
>>683779843B(eep)
my favorite tiny tim run was the time he was couching this retard.
>Chuckie EggOh shit.
>>683780038>You are going to love him if you don't already love himAnon, the host specifically called you out. So you better give TinyTim a better rating for this run
>More TimOUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD
>>683780106agreed
>>683780106That was absolutely glorious.
>BBC MicroFuck, I forgot about dicking around with one of those at school.
>>683780038>>683780138>Reader pulls up the thread, calls gookmoot to backtrace this post and travels to anon's home to confront him
>>683780235???How can it both be big and micro?
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
>>683780245They'll just send the Glaswegian lads round to sort him out.
Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!
This is like Yoda training Luke on Dagobah.Kino
Kino sound effects.
>>683780295The British Broadcasting Company has nothing to do with your porn addiction.
the cripple is choking. pre-emptive Z rating.
You must collect ALL the eggs
>>683780381>rips a fat one as he jumps
Nerd+Himbo=KinoThis game looks like a nightmare to play
SORTED
Chokie egg...
>>683780452It is, it's deeply unforgiving, this shit isn't Mario controls.
>>683780319how did you type that with boxing gloves on
>>683780452Controls in games from that time are chaoticIf you're lucky you get shit like movement on "AZ,."
>>683767513>went to bed before kinoFUCK
Fuck me this shit is tight.
Holy fuck this game is intense.
Oh fuck lord
>>683780572The Dizzy games were an absolute bastard for having dodgy platforming and no fucking air control.
>>683780319Wait a minute...>>683780205>>683780106>he just donated to Tim and called him his heroSoul...
>>683777269They should just turn these events into wrestling and secretly write in character arcs for the runners throughout the eventUse normal runs as filler to keep it believable
Based twospaces donation
>>683780696The rolling around was also incredibly devious
>>683780205>>683780106he just donated to support his hero!
>twospaceshe's lurking
>>683780714>he just donated to Tim and called him his heroAwh that is nice.
>>683780720Well, surely an improvement over faggy activism or charity shilling.
CHOKIE EGG
Some fat fuck in a cowboy hat stealing this poor ducks eggs
Id kill for some more twospaces/tiny tim action
Dark Souls ain't got shit on this
brutal
>>683779843S
>>683780714SEEK AND DESTROY
>>683780823>>683780835Tim is really getting is eggs chucked here.
art
this guy sucks
>>683780808bro looks like he vored an egg
> Rate the GOOSE run
What's with the triangles?
>>683780823It's a little known fact that Nemesis out of RE3 was inspired by this vengeful bastard of a duck.
I wonder if tim remembers that hour of montenegran tard wrangling.
>>683780913It's corn, it slows down the timer.
>>683780913Never mind, they stop the timer.
>>683780901S- Tim the goat
>>683780901S
>>683780901a
>>683780901S that was genuinely impressive, this game is an utter bastard.
>>683780901SSS it was like a movie
>>683780901A
>>683780901SThat was intense as fuck
>>683780901Z i hate tiny tim
>>683780901A this game is fucking intense
>>683780901SThe pleasure is OURS, Tim.
>>683780901C
nyoo I don't want 20 minutes of talking heads
>>683780901A, dont mess with gooses
>>683780106Ahh, that was a wholesome run.
So tiny they couldn't get him in focus.
>>683781125Hobbits are naturally stealthy, cameras can't register them properly.
>>683780901B
Half-Life bhop kino imminent.
>>683780901S :)
Wait a minute, he's in a HLDM map
oh shita speedrun
GORDON
DUDE
How is this a speedrun, this is how you play HL1 casually.
Scriptless?
>>683781326It's better to load in from a map than it is to start from the menu.
MY ASS IS HEAVY
God DAMN it Gordon you sonnuvabitch!
>>683781415fps toogle dousnt count :^)
>>683781415It means no scripts
Man I really hate the use of quick saves in runs, I'm not saying they shouldn't be used in a marathon setting but the constant stuttering ruins the pace of the run
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHgreetingsHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>DuckrollWhat year is it
>>683781415Not using something to automate shit, so no perfect bunnyhop key or anything.Basically no in-engine macros.
Fun fact, the change level trigger must exist in every stage, both for going forward and going back, which I think is largely a holdover from the fact it's a modified quake engine. This means you can actually traverse the entire game backwards. A lot of them (like in in zen) are so far out of bounds or behind other geometry to make it nearly impossible to do so without noclip however.
>>683781517
RIP anons who get sick watching FPS games
>>683781476It's not a quicksave, it's fps manipulation. He said that he intentionlly lowers fps occasionally so doors open faster etc.
>>683781638That fucking cat
>>683780901If I rate lower than S, the duck will chase me in my nightmaresCaptcha: ra0p
Half Life runs are always fun.
I like to think that this is just how Gordon is canonically.
>>683781702boomer games are automatic Z
source runs are always ass they just quicksave/quickload on every part were something can be missed so there's no punishment whatsoever for failing outside losing half a second on the timer
>>683781728Just another day at the office
>>683781680I don't remember GoldSrc really having significant quicksave/load stuff, that's more of a Source thing.
>>683781735weak bait
>>683781753>half-life 1 is running on source engine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuhOfzUCL7A
>>683781767>game made in 1998 isn't boomer games
Oh thaht's gey
>>683781773There's a halfarsed version that does and it's shit, but the WON version they're running is the pre-Steam retail version of HL1, it sure as fuck isn't running on the source engine.
>>683781815BLOODY BRILLIANT
Why would a scientist working at a research facility have meds on hand?
>>683781612That is a fun fact.
My head starts to instinctively swivel watching these runsOh god help I'm getting nauseous
1 HP and a dream
>>683781873You've got to find some way to make the day pass you by when you work underground, playing god with teleporter shit and building weapons.
>all these sections at 1hpholy fuck
why the hell is ESA so dead? How does GDSQ get so many more viewers? You can even actually use the chat.
>>683781935Where is the nauseous warning? People could get SICK watching this!
Did he just tank a hit with 1 HP?
Sick run so far, fascinating to watch
>>683781968>Wanna get high and invent a microwave gun?Black Mesa is a trip.
>>683781989It's 4:40 in the morning here in the US
>>683781998right?
>>683781773it does
This commentator is on fire this run
I'm awake, no coffee and no plum to cum in
>>683782012ok so? it didn't have many viewers during the day either, and it's nighttime viewership is nothing in comparison as well
>>683782043>no coffeepoor thing
>>683782010Government spending at its finest
bhopkino will never not be fun to watch
BODY? WHAT BODY
>>683782043she's more cum than plum
Miggy at your own pace>>683782116>>683782116>>683782116
>It's about to go Sprintical!Real subtle product placement
>>683779839>>683779843D for dull, I had to tap out
>>683781873For top-ups.
