How am I supposed to beat her?
you have to beat something else if you catch my meaning
>>683767665you never fight her
You don't fight her you fight radogan then elden beast & marika is nothing more than a crucified petrified corpse
Kill hornsent.
>>683767665Thrusting Anal
>>683767665I don't know, but I'd beat me to her.
just get in there and inhale
>porn addict thread #432689
>>683768070shalom golem!
>>683768070>tranny jannie apprentice #644,675
>>683768139>porn addict calling someone a golemironic lol
>>683768267only in the jew addled brain of a christcuck
>>683767665isn't it weirsd to get horny from something that a dude drew
>>683768339>sees women >thinks of menAnon...
>>683768339it's basically a brojob with extra steps
I fap to people
>>683767665her right foot's big toe should be on the other side
CUM STOLEN
GOD IMPREGNATED
>>683768339All woman came from a man's balls
with you’re penis
>>683767665
>lives in paradise as an immortal god>fucks it all up for everyone>dieswhat was her problem
>>683769248The model looks so ugly in motion, I don't understand why people don't just mod her dress in.
>>683767665But whole
>>683769248>Ash of War: Clam Slam
try fingersbut hole
>>683769381It looks goofy because the model is just using the player skeleton and thus player animations
>>683769248Wait! That skip actually works?
>>683767665The actual boss? I don't even remember needing a strat. The addiction? You gotta uninstall the game. You gotta accept it's not good.
>>683769248i found this area the first time by doing the same buttslam move because a friend who didn't know anything about the game that was watching me play it told me to do it as a jokeour jaws fucking dropped
If she can turn herself into a man then she also could become a futa
>>683767665All women have a weak spot in their vagina, just fuck her into submission
OK so Marika got some backstory with the DLC, but I'm still confused about who Radagon is supposed to be. Was Radagon a separate entity, or was he just male Marika from the very start?
>>683773693No one fucking knows dude. Most of the conclusions anyone can draw about the games lore is headcanon at best.
>>683773172what the fuck you can skip that cancer platforming
>>683768319>christcuckHello, troon!
Imagine her powerful farts. Delightful.
>>683775321>ar instead of ak fake tranny
>>683773693The story isn't supposed to make sense, even the people behind it have gone on record to say their story model is based on people using their own headcanons to make sense of schizo-babble. If you believe Marika was a flying spaghetti monster who traveled to the Naruto universe and did the Truffle Shuffle with Godzilla while Jesus Christ lectured them on the importance of life insurance, nobody would fault you for it. Add in reading a mushroom for "lore" and some guy with a knife in his eye saying Zanziba- sorry "Nanaya forgive me" and you have Elden Ring, or to be more blunt modern Fromsoftware writing.
>>683769334Traumatized village girl that became a god, committed genocide to the people that genocided her own then had absolutely fucked up kids. The Tarnished are lead by her grace as her clean up crew.
>>683775321lol spot the offended nigger challenge: easymode
>>683775510>>683775515both of these are correct, and ER is one of the worst in the series, other than ranni, marika's fat ass, milicent, and rot and malenia
>>683775321Even mentally ill troons know your kike book is bullshit lol
Why do people enjoy a game unironically promoting trannyshit? Not only is there literal faggotry, the whole>Duhhh, people destined to become a god have both a male and female counterpart and are neither!Literal trannyshit, hello? The second Fromsoftware gets a western writer involved, George R . R. Martin, they make aFUCKINGTRANNYGAMEStop playing and stop promoting a game that pushes/promotes transgenderism>b-but, they're people you kill!literally unironically irrelevant. The fact that its in the game at all is normalizing troons.IF YOU BUY, PLAY OR ENJOY """ELDEN RING""" AT ALL. YOU ARE SUPPORTING TRANNIES.
>>683773693They are the same body but different personalities, although it would seem Marika ultimately has control. You can literally see Radagon take over from Marika in the final boss scene, and Radagon was a hard-liner Golden Order follower which is different from Marika who is basically trying to smash it apart. It's essentially two entities sharing one body, but Marika created him as far as we know.
>>683775647Anon, maybe Hello Kitty Island Adventure is more your speed, nice, simple, and no brain power required to play
>>683767842based kill all hornsent
>>683775906I like how ER firmly estalbishes their society as being degenrate and despicable. They really are the niggers of ER society.
>>683775409>>683775526>>683775643
>>683767665Imagine the timeline where Fromsoftware gave enough of a shit to let you fight Marika or Radagon based on choices you make in the game instead of just deciding for you.
>>683776338sneed
>>683776420They reskinned 5 endings and only cared about the one where you burn down the world or side with their Shadow the Hedgehog donut steel.
>>683776787I LOVE shadow the hedgehorg
>>683771376no she has the proportions of a very flat human with implants
>>683768267KILL YOURSELF NIGGER
>>683769248BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>683767665Sexy Queen
>>683775797watched a video recently that suggested that the pair of them were blended together in a hornsent jar before Marika passed through the divine gate in Enir Elim.something to think about.
