I’m sexually attracted to Video Game controllers.
>>683797612Xbox = BBWGC= teenPS2 = asianDC = milf, mature
>>683797612this is from the cover of a book by Steven L Kent. Did you read it? Ultimate History of Video Games Volume 2?>>683797720nahhhhh!Xbox = Tara ReidGC = lolis PS2 = Pamela AndersonDC = Malaysian Ladyboys
>>683797720i love big women so much. so much. so much!
>>683797612xbox always had the best controller
>>683799076>the girl you've always known as the fat girl that you ran into again and she ended up losing a ton of weight
PSP = hebe PSV = loli
>>683799076For me it was the next one down.
>>683799076>>683799941Why did they get rid of the black and white buttons? I'd completely forgotten they even existed
>>683798746lol
>>683798746lmao tranny controller
>>683800042Replaced with bumpers.
>>683799076Exactly the same controller as the Dreamcast (made by the same guy, even), but has a 2nd analog stick.Its even got the same 2 memory card slots in the back of the controller.
Review of all my controllers:a) Hori Switch Pro ControllerIt's okay to use on the docked Switch, super cheap for not having any functions (battery, motion sensors, etc.) and works more or less well in most cases. The dpad is removable and the feel of it is terrible, but oddly enough, it's accurate. In fact, playing Tetris 99 I realized that this terrible dpad is probably the most precise I've ever used. The analog sticks are the weak point, they're imprecise and not drift-proof.
>>683800983Note: I forgot, but the (a) doesn't have analog triggers so it's pretty much restricted to modern games like racing games. It's more for use on the Switch.b) Hori Pokkén Pro PadThe controller I use when I need a dpad that works properly. Good and cheap. Some people complain about the feel of the dpad, saying it's "mushy" or whatever, but for me it's perfect. It's a perfect controller for retro games. The downside is that the grip isn't very comfortable and you can feel the problem in long sections. It can only be connected via USB.
>>683800983c) Logitech F310This controller is unfortunately bad at practically everything. The dpad wobbles all over the place, the analog triggers are too hard, the grip is terrible because it's too convex at the back, the face buttons are too small, the analog stick has a huge dead zone, the analog stick doesn't reach 100% at some points (for example, in Dragon's Dogma the character can't move at maximum speed diagonally up+right, so I need to adjust the external dead zone, which is only possible on Steam as far as I know), etc. I don't recommend it, but I keep it as a backup.d) DualsenseI think it's a good controller. The only problem I have with it is that the rubber on the analog sticks is a bit "sticky" in certain conditions, and the triggers with those tactile things feel like they're literally broken in many games, especially if you're not playing on PS5. After playing 80 hours of Astlibra on it, the X button started to show some wear and tear, which I didn't expect from such an expensive controller.Bonus:e) 8Bitdo Sn30Pro: the controller isn't in the photo because I threw it in the garbage can where it deserves to go
If I could have spicy hot sensual sex with a controller, it would be the grey saturn one
>>683799941The 360 controller was too much of a forced meme in 7th gen. Pretending that you could play shooters and RPGs with it killed shooters and RPGs, and insisting on using it as the base of all multiplats just ruined those as well.
>>683802040The goat
