What is your reasoning for hating Mario Anon?
>>683803145He's Italian
>>683803219He's not Italian if he's anonymous.
I love Mario though.
>>683803145Platformers are boring
>>683803145its for kids
>>683803145He's essentially the Ronal McDonald of the Japanese game industry. Behind the smiling mustachioed face is a cold blooded and ruthless businessman who probably has deep connections in organized crime, disorganized labor, and state clients.
LOL
Cuz I ain't him
I don't hate Mario or Nintendo. I hate the fanbase.
Not white
>>683804379So you hate a boogeyman
>>683803145He puts Luigi in his shadowAnd no one disrespects my boy like that
>>683803145I don't hate Mario at all.I hate Luigi.
>>683803145he murders defenseless goombas.
>>683803145He's from Brooklyn. They're the worst type of New Yorkers.
>>683803145BECAUSE WARIO IS SUPERIOR
>>683803145i dont hate him. I just don't have a reason to like him. He just is there being a Mario, doing them Mario things. He has nothing for me, and i have nothing for him.
Whatever do you mean? Mario is just the thing you play as, like Pacman or Sonic. Completely intechangeable.
>>683803145how do you know Mario's last name is Anon?
>>683803145I look forward to playing as marios large family in the next game.
>>683809452They really should make a game about the uncles/cousins or whatever they are.
>>683804379Really?
