WHO DA FUCK IS DIS N-
>>683813819mystery ni
>>683813819that's zanzibart, you fucking lorelet.
>>683813819Americans really do go to Europe, see old buildings and immediately think of video games
>>683814041At least we have air conditioning.
>>683814041I come from europe, clicked OP thumbnail and immediately expected a Balder knight.
>>683813879fuck off, namefag.
>>683814041In a cultureless shithole like the US, history and culture feels like fantasy. It is so rare in their everyday life to experience anything that isn't modern that they immediately believe it to be straight out of a fairy tale or some modern work of fantasy fiction.
>>683814175I KNEW IT
Why are some of them black and some of them white?
>>683814335Obsessed
>>683813819
>>683814041>Country doesn't have [thing]>People who grow up in it see [thing] only in media>When visiting a place that has that [thing], they think of the said mediaUnfathomable tragedy.
>>683814397They were all originally white, but some got blacked.
>>683814397you can't just ask knights of gwyn why they're black???
>>683814397black knights got charred in the kilnsilver stayed at home and are thus still clean and unburned
>>683815648>see grasslands in Mario>go outside for the first time>grass everywhereDo you think whoever built the outdoors was thinking of Mario when he added all the grass?
>>683816137If you are trying to present that argument with any degree of seriousness, then you are retarded.
>holding off against random skeletons in the catacombs>random black knight joins the gank out of nowhereTF IS HE DOING DOWN HERE ANYWAYS
>>683816479>see the most blatant obvious funpost and assume it might even possibly be at all seriousAnd then one day for no reason at all, any lazy obvious bait post made within the first 10 posts in any given /v/ thread had 20+ replies with most responders taking the comment at face value.
>>683814041Europeans really do go on the internet, see old posts and immediately think of Americans
>>683814335Our culture is taking what we like from your countries and making it better.
>>683814642he's not wrong tho. the US largely doesn't have much going on. a lot of it was bulldozed for new roads and highways. you have to trudge to a big city or historical site to see anything cool. especially in the midwestwe have a fuck ton of nature, tho. i don't think enough people go enjoy it>>683813819god damn getting ganked by baldur knights on the first time playing was rough
>>683814335>>683817976Why does a country need culture beyond basic amenities and making sure people don't act out too violently at one another?
>>683817640if only somebody would take their comprehensive rail system and make it better. after video games i always thought trains and public transit would be a bigger part of life but it's not.fucking sucks around here m8.
>>683813819>>683813879>n-Don't say the word and he won't kill you. It's as simple as that.
>>683818225Because that's how you get America.
>>683818225to be a nice place to live. to build a sense of community. to inspire others to greatness.but honestly man, having easy basic amenities and making sure people aren't too violent would be a fucking achievement in this country.
>>683814335Dude I spent 3 weeks in Europe recently, there was some nice sites to see but the amount of crumbling infrastructure and half finished buildings was crazy, granted this was southern Europe but still. In most areas here everything is very well maintained or just outright new.
>Oh fuck its the BLACK KN##HT
>>683814335Honestly yeah The closest thing we have here are churches from the late 18th/early 19th century. We have some older archaeological stuff too though; native burial grounds and settlements and stuff.
>>683813819Imagine a Pokemon Go like Souls game
OH SHI-
>>683822091awh, the smiling good doggo is coming up for some pettings :)
>>683821291>go to park>see a bunch of people rolling with their phones out in the grass
