tf Takeshi gon do??
Whoa, he truly was the greatest and most realest samurai to ever truly exist, xisters!
>>683816189DAS RYTE WE BE DAMYOS AND SHIET
>>683816189White male fantasy
>>683816189This looks kino if you can't enjoy the absurdity of it then you must be a pussy>waaaah he's not realwho cares
>>683816189lol, and japs were throwing a fit about tourists in japan being "rude" lmao, they get what they deserve
>>683816189Die japanese
>>683816796>if you can't enjoy the absurdity of it then you must be a pussytrue of most things irllife is supremely absurd, so if you get mad at absurdity then you better learn to enjoy being mad
>>683816189Who's Takeshi?
>>683817156Take-a-shit in my mouth lmao
>>683817156He's the guy who would literally die if he had sex.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzPKgTuRwbs
>>683816796I accept your concession
>>683816189Here's the new racially accurate battle theme for YasukeIt's from Uganda not Mozambique, but it's way more contextually accurate than using black american hip hophttps://youtu.be/eyRDx6uLg5k?si=kuqFsD4BGVxuHB7I
>>683816953This place is just fucking twitter now holy shit
>>683816796why did you post a selfie from yourself in 2 weeks?
>>683817312The only non-/pol/ person here.
>>683816953They're saying this because they're fucking other dudes too.
>>683817429not for long when daddy trump is back in office liberal rat
>>683816189THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A HOMOGENIZED NATION.
>>683817429You missed.
>>683817540Weak japanese men can't stop the apex giganigga going on a country wide rampage
>>683817540Never forget Nanking never forget Pearl Harbor! Yasuke get them!!!
>>683817661Das rite.
>>683817540OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA YELLOW WIMMENZ AT?
>>683816189He looks like he's playing the knockout game and just looking for a target.
>>683817831Don't forget vietnam, those filthy japs had it coming
What kind of person buys ubishit in 2024
>>683816953>if it was for his bossWhat?
Do you have the webm with the nigga stomp?
>>683817983Millions of normalfags, apparently
>>683816189Damn Assassins Creed: LA looks pretty fire
>>683817661Modern ones yh actual feudal ones would fuck him up in no time
>>683817256Holy based
>>683817849>runs up to you with no weapon >stops>diesIts bamham all over
>>683817948Sheeeeeit.... DIS IS FOR THE KOREAN WAR NIGGA
>>683816189It was near the ides of march.Many a years ago in 2009A black girl and a white man teamed up to mow down many africans.2024.An asian girl and an african man team up to mow down asians endlessly.Was 2009 revenge for this?How did they time travel?How involved is umbrella in this dilemma?
>>683817443based knower
>>683816189asian humiliation ritual
>>683816953That is fucked, holy shit.
>>683817831KILL THEM YASUKE!! MAKE THOSE CHUDS OPEN THEIR COUNTRY BORDER
japs are cuckswhat else is new?
>>683816189>unrealistic games like dynasty warriors exist, no one says anything>assassin's creed game with unusual characters in japan? unacceptable!!
>>683816189You ain't kneelin for da great Yasuke why that is
>>683820818no one cares shitlib
why are other samurai letting this nigga impregnate their wifes and kill thier farmers?Japan is truly a cuck nation
>>683816189Japs are into NTR, they will be rubbing their tiny noodle to this game.
>>683817540imagine being japanese and seeing thisits like a german guy playing some WW2 game and some nigga is going around Berlin killing all thee SS boys
This AC looks oddly violent, are they trying to emulate le heckin' Kurosawa's flicks?
>>683820818What Dynasty Warriors game had a playable nigger?
>>683821552There has to be some CoD where you do exactly that.
>>683817540Shouldn't have said nigeru near a powerful Black Kang
>>683816953i fucking hate feminism brain rot so much,these cunts would've just been used as comfort women. they have no other worth than that if this is what they believe.
>>683817540>>683817849Why's this shit so gorey and brutal?I don't recall previous AC games being like this.
>>683816189I cannot fucking believe anyone at ubisoft thought this was acceptable.
Yasuke-sama...U were a real SamRay...
>>683822765*dies to sudoku*
>>683816189>"an assassin has to stay out of sight at all times">"secrecy is our strength"
>>683822478This isn't feminism you retard, Japan is an amoral void because they are essentially an atheist nation. The difference here is purely the lack of a historical Christian morality.
>>683816189Imagine watching his bbc dangling from side to side while he walks in medieval japanese streets
>>683823031Buddhism and Shintoism isn't Atheism......
>>683823031keep coping christcuck, japan is much more advanced and civilized than any christian turdie shithole
>>683821598Samurai Warriors 5 you shitskin retard
>>683816953extremely based take
>>683817578>You missed.it's an ongoing theme for them now
>>683823309Bhuddism is not really concerned with the theist concept of gods which is why it's the default religion of atheists in the west. Shinto isn't a serious religion, it's a collection of folk tales on the level of Santa clause. Japanese "morality" has a completely different origin.
>>683823384>What Dynasty Warriors game had a playable nigger?>Samurai Warriors 5!Dumbass
>>683823031When Christian Jesuits came to Japan, they began destroying cultural artefacts related to their local religions and would purchase "low quality" people from there are slaves, specifically women to use as consorts and whores. Christians came in acting like the most immoral of all animals to the point the Japanese considered them barbarians and then finally threw them all out.
>>683823363Those Christian Turdie shitholes were the blueprint for Japanese imitation and admiration untill they began to engage with mass immigration and cultural suicide. The success and power of those nations was so powerful the Koreans converted themselves.
>>683822478lmao based retard. This isn't feminism, this is a patriarchal rule that the man may cheat but the woman may not. You should be applauding this.
>>683824253promiscuity is disgusting both ways
>>683822578Demoralization
>>683824010Yes, and the Japanese chopped of people's arms and sewed them on backwards, I know which is close to true evil and which is monkey brained morons unable to control themselves. The British as a Christian nation eventually abolished slavery.
How is it that crowds and NPC behaviour have not improved whatsoever in the past 20 years?
>>683824589Graphics fags.
>>683824589too heavy on the CPU to do anything more complex
>>683816189Goddamb, I can't wait to bully a bunch of small ass Asian people on their stupid home island.Ubi has no idea how badly they fucked up on this one.
>>683816953BasedWish prostitutes were legal here
>>683816953Prostitution is deeply ingrained in Japanese culture and has been for centuries.
>>683816189ENTER
>>683822578> Why's this shit so gorey and brutal?Goldberg brought Asian Hate back on the menu nigga
Didn't /v/ claim not to give a shit about AC before all of this? Now you're bitching and moaning about muh pwoor POCs.
>>683816189tf Takeshi gon do??Import HIM for another buck breaking
>>683825856Please learn, how to greentext before making le ebin posts about how you're going to hypothecally own da black man, for being mean to your chinese boyfriend.
I'm glad ass creed is going to be kino again
>>683824589It often rapes CPUs when they try to innovate thatThey had to make the fucking town NPCs borderline invisible to curb that problem and it still doesn't do much
>>683817849I really hope we get to see an aztec assassin, even if it's a DLC
Fuck yous guys I’m gonna play it and enjoy it for what it is.
>>683826767Based scatbro
>>683816189Game looks awesome. Personally I don’t care about “historical accuracy” which Ubisoft and assassins creed wasn’t about. It’s a VIDEO GAME. They can make whatever they want and if it’s good I’ll play it.
Apparently I'm the only person who is curious about the "present day" gameplay in this one. Since odyssey, they introduced so much and emphasized more on the "nephelim" characters who are basically God's living as men
>>683827070Yasuke drama aside, I can't believe anyone still buys Ubislop. You just have shit taste in general.
>>683818015Japanese salarymen are slaves to their bosses. They're forced to drink until they pass out and can be subjected to humiliation rituals
>>683822578because ghost of tsushima was gorey and brutal.
>>683826767Just know that I look down on slop eaters like youSame attitude as the people who preordered Starfield played it for 200 hrs and then declared it to be a dogshit game.I'm tired of niggers getting all the lime light. There are *other* minorities they can spotlight from time to timeBut that doesnt get whities BBC fetish going, and Ive come to accept that.
>>683827170Ubisoft has made good games. You’re in denial if you say otherwise. You’re just caught up on the recency hate train bias.
>>683827070The storyline in watch dogs 2 was dogshit but the gameplay was fun. I did have to limit myself like how I did with mgs5 and it became a nigga doing cyber bne's and calling the cops on gay people
>>683827316Ubisoft hasn't made a decent game in well over a decade, retard.
>>683826767Same here. All these seethe threads have rekindled my interest in the AC universe.
>>683827485Watch dogs 2 is more of an actual video game than anything you have probably “played” in years.
Looking forward to the day 1 seethe when people swap him out for my boy Nobunaga.
>>683825852tf you on? In this house we stan for Black on Asian violence.
>>683827626hmm curious
>>683828389It is though. The story and characters are garbage but the actual gameplay shits on 99% of open world games. It’s an open world deus ex.
>>683827626>GTA clone with MUH HACKING>better than any of the open-world games I've played that were released in the 8 years since>Prey, Outer Wilds, Breath of the Wild, Cruelty Squad, Rain World, Nu-Hitman trilogy, Noita
>>683816189I love this quote, because the retarded nigger who originally wrote it died to timmy lmao
>>683829097Just admit you never played it. It’s fine bro.
>>683831465lmao I want to see her reaction to an influx of pajeets now
>>683816630Yasuke was a Muslim, this has absolutely nothing to do with white people.
>>683817849goddamn this looks so fucking terrible, ubishit could a learn a lot by stealing from capcom
>>683816953>its fine if he can use it to get further in his job or hes lonelywhat the fuck your his wife why arent you fixing his loneliness?????
>>683816953>people dont realize the jap women tolerate prostituion because they put out once every 5 years
>Black man in Japan>Has KanaboWill always be funny to me
>>683831969no one is ready for the arrival of INDIAN GODS
It is genuinely astounding they did this and didn't think hey maybe this is incredibly fucking stupid
>>683831850A whitoid literally wrote fantasy novels about him and passed it off as history.Yasuke was literally a white man's fantasy kek
>>683816953I honestly sometimes wonder how much life would be between the sexes if we just returned to having brothels and prostitution again, especially with safe sex measures. I feel like everybody would be so much happier.
>>683831465>Retarded and act against their own best interests Why are women like this?
>>683832647>WhiteWasn't he Jewish?
>>683832647>whitoidArigato?
>>683832735He's both
>>683831969what the fuck
>>683816189I hope I am not the only one appreciating how surreal this is.
Come on. Someone put some rap music in there to maximise the comedic value. I would do it but I don't know shit about rap music.
>>683825990Your stocks are down, ubisoft, you have better things to worry about than that post.
>>683832906No such thing, one drop rule.
>>683833108>He doesn't knowAnon I...
The BNWO Movement is taking over Japan. Soon the entire world will be beneath the foot of the Black Man. It's only right for white and Asian bois to worship the Apex Predators that are Black Men
>>683832667easily influenced plus hypergamic by default. you either marry them young to someone giving you a dowry or it's over
>>683816189>DIE SLANT EYED MANWhat the hell Ubi?
Ever notice how jannies pay special attention to these obvious shill thread? Really makes you think.
