Patch came out and a couple new classes have been introduced due to player demand, any of you plan to switch?
Why did they put "woke moralist" again at #5 and #8?
>>683836020What the fuck is holy fool
>>683836020>Holy foolDamn, some kids are based
>>68383602010. is Anonymous Troll Demon. I've been in this field for a decade or so.
>>683836020I can see some opportunities on the horizon, might respect for crisis actor.
>>683836020absolutely Weimar
>>683836020OP is a faggot That's the real image
>>683836020>Highwayman>Banditmaxxingglad to know atleast 11.9% of kids are based
>>683836020For me, it's Train Robber
>>683836020Can i be both a holy fool and a highwayman? Seems like it would make for a fun dual class.
52 years an imbecile.
>>683836670A guy who acts insane because he says God has been speaking to hum. A crazy hermit basically. This used to happen in Russia, before the communists quite a lot and Rasputin has been called a holy fool.
>>6838371349 and 10 don't sound believable, 9 especially. No fucking body is reading books in 2024 and AI is gonna murder this "profession" harder than artists.
>>683836020>#4im not giving you brats my job
>>683837346>No fucking body is reading books in 2024You are dumb. I read all the time and write as well. Not to mention being a writer doesn't mean just books
>>683837134I'm still amazed kids these days want to be Doctor/Nurses.
>>683837134>Doctur
>>683837346>No fucking body is reading books in 2024 and AI is gonna murder this "profession" harder than artists.
>>683837346What do you think you're reading right now dumbass
>>683836020>DriverLiterally me
>>683837134thats basically the same thing as OP image
>>683837346AI cant render wojak or its counterpart soijak because its the rawest human creation that was ever conceived in this world
>>683837321that’s just a prophet
>>683837134Disturbing, it looks like collapse is imminent
>>683836670Read Lord of the Mysteries.
>>683837134>That's the real imageNo shit, newfag.
>>683837645Lmaohttps://deepai.org/machine-learning-model/wojak-meme-generator
>>683837134>youtuberTik tok, woke moralist>Blogger/VloggerTik tok>Musician/Singerwojak artist>Actorwojak artist, woke moralist>Film makerwojak artist, woke moralist, Driver>Doctur/Nursewoke moralist, bureaucrat, holy fool>TV PresenterTik tok, woke moralist>Athlete/Teacherwoke moralist, holy fool, crisis actor, airbnb squatter>Writerwojak artist>Lawyerbureaucrat, Highwayman/Train robber
>>683837134Not a SINGLE USEFULL JOB, noone creates goods, ony muh:>CONSUMPTIONThat's why US will die in your lifetime.
>>683837134>teacherI work in digital forensics and my best days are when I get called upon to do cyber safety presentations in schools. Sometimes I wonder if I should have been a teacher instead, but other days I wonder if I only enjoy those days in school because they serve as a respite and if being around children every day would drive me insane. I guess I'll never know.
>>683838282In what fucking world is a doctor not a useful job?
>>683836020>bureaucrat Shitpost aside, I’m pretty sure good parents would slap that nonsense out of their lil shitter’s head right quick
>>683837524CHARGE ME, DOC
>>683837134have you heard of a joke
>>683838379in the USA where you cant afford to see one
>>683838379a world where men do not consume starches and the oil of rapeseeds, nor do they brush their teeth and their brains with the fluorides, nor do they abstain from smoking
>>683838379Doctors cause more harm than they help.
>>683838498But I can. It’s just not my problem to pay out the ass to make sure everyone else can as well. That would be selfish and immoral in their part
>>683838379When was the last time a doctor gave you useful advice, or was anything more than a scriptmonkey roadblocking you from something you already knew you needed? Pharmacists would completely invalidate doctors if they were allowed to prescribe you things themselves.
>>683837134>8 out of 10 are artistic/entertainment endeavorsIt's over
>>683836020
>>683836020Holy shit they put highwayman back in, just like in the good old daysWe are so back, where my Red Iron Gang folk at, let's go just like back in the days!
>>683838186Soitrannies are not known for their intelligence
>>683837134Why is 7 above 8, you'd think 11.9% of the youth is more than just twelve people??
>>683839380It really is baffling, since that job is to be a literal mouthpiece. If you were attention starved at least the YTber thing would let you (sometimes) say what you think, but TV presenter has none of that
>>68384017299% of TV presenters and zoomers follow the same narrative nowadays so it works out
>>683838186>https://deepai.org/machine-learning-model/wojak-meme-generator
>>683838186YawnWake me up when this AI can render thing like picrel
>>683837134The only real jobs in this list are doctor, nurse, teacher and lawyer. Boomers are unironically right when they say that young people are lazy faggots.
>>683837134>Athlete/TeacherWhat the fuck did he mean by this?
>>683837134Why the fuck would anyone want to be a lawyer? They're all alcoholic cokeheads for a reason.
>>683838379I cannot remember the last time I went to a doctor and they didn't just input what I said in some software
>>683837134What's funny is the only 3 jobs on there that in actual demand are really dipping in pay relative to how much it costs to get. Teachers, Doctors, and Lawyers whom do not come from the 'good schools' have to take on way more learning than other degree/certificate jobs that offer a similar pay level. Most people will not be brain surgeons or star lawyers.
>>683840497I've managed to jailbreak it
>>683837498I read and write as well but novels are so dead it's not even funny. Like half of all fucking sales are just Stephen King. I sincerely doubt any zoomer is reading books or aspiring to write them, it simply isn't a lucrative profession.
>>683841506School teachers are hilariously underpaid. Even college professors aren't exactly wealthy people.
>>683841798>>683840497A good meme out of this model has finally been generated, pack it up because it's over
>>683837134>Athlete/TeacherWhy combine these?
>>683838682They started doing that In Canada and more patients are getting misdiagnosed and killed now
>>683841005A gym teacher, duh.
>>683837501its the go to "this makes a lot of money" job that most ppl think of
>>683843953>more patients are getting misdiagnosed and killed nowMaybe that's a good idea then
Highwayman sounds coolHow do I join a gang?
>>683843069Because teachers are nerds and cringe. Being a gym teacher is great because all the kids think you're smart, fit and got drip.
>>683838379A doctor only works if there is sickness and injury. Why would you want people to be sick an injured? Why do you want to support an evil profession that thrives off the suffering of your fellow human?
>>683836020Crisis actor could be unironically kino.One minute you're smiling and laughing with everyone with bloody makeup all over your face, then you hear Action and you're now crying over the "terrorist bomb" that just killed your son. Bet the glownigger paycheck is generous too
>>683840497i actually laughedi'm surprised it knew what i was talking about
>>683842285This. My college's engineering professors were paid on average 60-65k. The other ones were paid 45-50k
>>683841396let's see your software stitch you up after a nasty cut or running a cather down your urethra because your enlarged incel virgin prostate choked your peehole nigger
>>683837034I don't believe you, you must be trolling
>>683837134People are gonna>its so overat this pic but please don't try and tell me that kids in the previous generation were pining at the oppurtunity to be a wageslave over something like a football player or a rock star
>>683837321One of the few objectively good things commies had ever done was getting rid of these retards.
>>683848168a GP wouldn't do that thoughbeit. they'd just refer to a urological surgeon.
>>683837134i dont think i ever thought about wanting to be any of these, granted the first two werent really a thing until i was a teen
>>683836020OP wants me to think this isnt based
>>683851793Nah, honestly didn't really want to do much with the image itself, but the "real life vidya" part, which sometimes has some real fun threads on /v/. That didn't really go as planned, got more derailed by the actual list posted (and doctor discussion?) but it is what it is
>>683836020The Chad AirBNB Squatter
>>683852096>That number twoMy god is this new generation ruined, why do so many kids want to be ridden by fat italian men and do weird eggplay?
>>683838379Last time I saw a doctor was to get a colonoscopy, and while I was in recovery a couple of qt 3.14 Asian med students doing on-site learning came up and interviewed me about my asshole for 10 minutes.I still have bowel problems.
>>683836020>airbnb squatterRedpill me, that sounds funny.
>>683847654>“It’s not infected, it’s just spicy”
>>683836020dystopianpilled
>>683837134>Athlete/Teacher??????????what the fuck kind of combination is that?
>>683836020nah, i'm sticking with my NEET build until the devs fix the NEETbux glitch.
>>683836020kids grow up playing skyrim, then all of a sudden about 12% of them want to be the guy saying NEVER SHOULDA COME HERE smdhI blame Todd