>Assassin's Creed character Arno Dorian made a surprise appearance at the 2024 Olympics in Paris carrying the torch.Ubisoft is winning
But I thought ubisoft was going bankrupt???
wait a minute, arno isn't a real person. why are they trying to rewrite history?
>>683857263was this before or after the kike satanic ritual?
Why is he working for Illuminati - Knights Templar now?
>>683857263>they had to make a whole appearance in the olympics shitty presentation to fail at save the company
>>683857332Siege is keeping the lights on
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>>683857332They are.>>683857263>Doing marketing for a ten+ year old title>Because it featured France.Unless Ubisoft is somehow last gasping a remaster that fixes the performance issues and bugs, really baffling marketing decision.
>>683857613>ubisoft symbol is literally an eye>ac series logo is freemason symbol>abstergo uses illuminati triangleDid you guys never pick on that?
>>683857786>They aretwo more weeks
>>683857786replying to a tweet is hardly "doing marketing"
>>683857786>Unless Ubisoft is somehow last gasping a remaster that fixes the performance issues and bugs, really baffling marketing decision.given their coding teams are 100% poojets it wouldn't surprise me if the performance somehow ends up being worse
>>683857980two years ago
>>683858057Vote Libertarian
>>683858057holy based. Canada needs to give more money to Ubisoft so we get more assassins creed games with Yasukes in them
oh great, shilling Minions and Assassins Creed?
>>683858608AC is a French company and a significant part of France's cultural output. It's only natural that they be given a tribute during the Paris Olympics
>>683857263best parts of the ceremony
>>683858959this is cringe.
>>683857263Isn't Unity considered one of the worst As screeds?
>>683858997your bmi is cringe
>>683857263>>683858959The game came out a decade ago, this is dangerously cringe.
>>683858959And they say America has no culture.
>>683857263>Arno Dorianwho???
>>683858959>OOGA OOGA OOGA OOGA OOGA I can hear this webm
>>683858959what the fuck was that supposed to be
>>683859167That's his crouch-sprint but they really should have had him do gymnastics or something even at the time people were posting that weird spider thing he does and saying it looked like shit
Celine dion fucking nailed it.I hate her but I have to admit she crushed it.Also slightly related. I just played odyssey on steam deck and it was really impressive. Had the settings on high and it was smooth.
>>683858959did this happen before or after the 41% supper?
>>683857650good morning saar
>ubisoft has to apologize to the japs>ass creed show up a few days later in the olympicsguess I know now why they apologized
>>683858959Even better than the drag queens.
>>683857263>ArnoIsn't he from the game that was so mediocre they had to soft reboot the series?
You just know some faggot on YouTube is going to make a “UNITY 2 CONFIRMED!?” video.
>>683857332it's Ubisoft not Ubibankrupt you tard
>>683859581>he thinks they apologizedyou unironically need media literacy
>>683859482>I hate herI've seen people hate her guts but I never got whyI couldn't find any controversy involving her
>>683859621No that’s the London one.
>>683859675I…just wanted to fit in by saying I hate her. Personally I have no problem with her.
>>683858959>french culture>it's literally just american shitlmao
>>683859740kek
>Who the fuck is that supposed to be?>"It's Assassin's Creed!">Huh? Like, from the one that came out a decade ago? That's fucking stupid.This had to have backfired horribly for them. I played the game and I wasn't able to tell it was supposed to be from Unity, the fencing mask or whatever the fuck that was didn't help.I also stopped watching halfway through because they spent like 30 minutes doing their faggy dance numbers instead of focusing on the parade. Probably should have stopped at the bisexual threesome.
>>683860113>constantly dancingTHANK YOU. I thought I was the only one.Also it was gay as fuck.
>>683859167PARKOUR
>>683860312Sounds like a south Asian food.
>>683857332They're government funded bro (couple hundred million a year), literally without it they would've went under years ago.
>>683857332Depends if Canada collapses from its Indian invasion or not soon.
>>683860420>Between 2013 and 2017, the company generated net profits of $634 million while receiving $615 million in subsidies. Without the government’s help, Ubisoft is unprofitable.Here's the article https://www.iedm.org/living-at-the-expense-of-quebec-taxpayers-the-ubisoft-recipe/
>no daft punkThey blew it.Also they put the Olympic flag on upside down in the flag ceremony.
>>683858164I do. Fuck the libs and fuck the torries
>>683860420>>683860527Late
>>683858057This actually makes me Seethe bros, these faggot would've went under years ago
>>683860527it is not profitable to make games in quebec. the only reason that it has become a hub for game development is because of these tax credits. Ubisoft would have chosen a location with lower labor costs or tax burden if they didn't get the credits. https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2022/01/04/1068916102/how-subsidies-helped-montreal-become-the-hollywood-of-video-games
>>683861062how would kikes spread their propaganda without their loyal baguette roaches?
>>683857263How many people were raped so far?
>>683857786>Doing marketing for a ten+ year old title>Because it featured France.They saw Mario at the Tokyo Olympics and thought it was a marketing stunt rather than Japan showing off one of its top exports.
>>683858057>the Quebec governmentLmao they really are pathetic aren’t they, they’re Canadians
>>683861062they probably wouldn't have. Montreal has a higher cost of living and higher wages than most American cities. if there were no tax credits, it's likely that Ubisoft would have opened up a studio in a cheaper location. they were also being offered tax subsidies by other companies but wanted to go to Montreal because they are French
>>683861557other locations* not companies
>>683858959This is so fucking cringe lmfao
>we missed out on having someone cosplaying Yasuke walk with the flame at the Jap Olympics while a bunch of japs dressed up as farmers and peasants bow and kneel to him
>>683857332Paying for retarded shit like this is why they're racking up debt.
>>683859749Considering the French were heavily involved in American Independence it shouldn't be a surprise to anyone but the most redneck of Americans.
>>683857786>Unless Ubisoft is somehow last gasping a remaster that fixes the performance issues and bugs, really baffling marketing decision.Ubisoft previously downplayed Unity and thought it was basically a black stain on their company but after Odyssey making people look back on the older games fondly and the fans constantly praising Unity and asking for the newer AC games to be more like Unity they've had a sort of "Come to Jesus" moment with the game.
>>683862273I did really like the co op stuff. Even though I suck at stealth. Would love a modern ass creed with co op.
>>683857385during.
>>683861146>>683861557I don't see how being in Montreal with tax credits means anything. Moving elsewhere will mean being able to lower salaries and pay less for the building real estate, yes, but they'll lose out on whatever tax credits they would've gotten from Montreal, so they'll just end up in the same financial spot. The key part of that article is that without being paid with taxpayer money, Ubisoft as a whole would be 500 billion in debt. Ubisoft only has ~4,000 employees in Montreal out of 20k. So they'll still need to pay those 16k other employees. Despite everything, Ubisoft just doesn't generate enough capital to pay for everything. Pic related shows how bad it is. I'm not even sure if they're even making profit after accounting for inflation, and this is all presumably with tax credits + stealing taxpayer money from like 4 different countries.
>>683857613He caused the fire of Notre Dame from manipulating a dangerous relic the assassins told him to recover, never again he said, now he works with the order of Malta to prevent the artifacts from falling in the wrong hands.
>>683857332It's a govt asset, as long the govt pumps it, it aint go anywhere
>>683857991Under what office are the CMs working?
>>683862523>-494Holy fuck
>>683857263OMG CORPORASHUNS ARE TALKING TO EACH OTHER LIKE REGULAR DUDESTHEY ARE JUST LIKE US NORMAL PEOPLE
>>683860527Well it's a little disingenuous to say this because they're related to payroll taxes which really shouldn't exist in the first place because they're slapped on any business with enough salaries. It's simply always been an unfair tax. Ubisoft paid 274m euros in payroll tax in 2024 but received a 179m euro credit.
>>683862523honestly it's kind of impressive kikebisoft managed to be the only entertainment company that didn't see growth during the jewvid pandemic
>>683862793It'll probably get worse. They amortize (transfer from the balance sheet to the profit and loss statement) their projects completed account over about 5 years. It currently has a 2 billion euro balance so on average that's a 400 million dollar expense that they have to record every year
>>683863051they had a pretty significant sales jump in 2021 from 1.594b euros in 2020 to 2.223b euros but they're just spending too much fucking money
>>683863553Maybe they would waste less money if their offices weren't literal manchildren daycare buildings full with slides and toys.
>>683863618they seriously have slides in their offices?
>>683863654>>683863618And all I want from my job is some fucking air condition. And these fuckers get paid more than me.
>>683857786Go donate your tendies to Grummz bro
>>683859167I'm guessing some kind of capoeira? That initial spider thing he did looked really weird and then he did these 1 handed back handsprings
Isn't this the same as Japan slapping Mario and Pokemon on all their public events? Ubisoft games are basically France's only globally relevant cultural export at this point, it makes sense that they'd include them in their Olympic ceremonies.
>>683858959ANOTHER TEN REDDIT GOLD FOR THIS! INCREDIBLE!
>>683864585I would've liked Wakfu/Dofus to have a character or mascot like a Tofu be there instead but Ankama drops the ball constantly. I think that series is way more French than AssCreed.
