Would you?
>>685302189That's a man
pervert
I would absolutely not, in any circumstances, the very incarnation of fungal rot. You cannot even begin to contemplate the sheer mind-obliterating stank coming off that rotussy.
>>685302189I never found her attractive
>>685302659Souls players are incels and will fuck literally anything, even if it kills them slowly and painfully.
>>685302189Abso-fucking-lutely
>malenia's crusted over rotting scabs oozing pus
>>685302189https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2xNLxtZR850&pp
>>685302189Not with that body type A body type. I would rather fuck Shrek Aloy from Horizon than that thing.
IF I ATE THAT, WOULD I DIE?
>>685302659Me neither. It looks like a man both body and face.
throat cancer
>>685302189People will tell you "yes" or "WOULD" but placed in that situation most of them will just curl up and cry at the opportunity way before they considered how disgusting it would be.
>>685302189I love Russy. Wouldn't even care if the spaceAIDS killed me
>>685302189You ever open a vacuum sealed piece of steak, been immediately hit with the smell of rotting meat, and had the head chef say "It's fine, it's just the cryo-vac smell, just run it under a tap"That's basically how I feel about anyone telling me they'd fuck Malenia. "She's fine, that's just the cryo-vag smell. Just run her under some crimson flasks."
>>685302189she's a big guy
>>685303241it would be extremely painful
>>685302189[SCARLET ROT]
>>685302189I don't fuck men.
>>685303928SHE'S A BIG GIRL
>>685302189Only Milicent
>>685302189LITERALLY?
>>685304007Men don't have hips like those
>>6853040294U
I don't think scarlet rot works the way people say as far as vagina smell goes. That said, she definitely has rotted limbs at least.
There are no cute girls in any souls game.
>>685304007>>685303237>>685302245Imagine looking at a naked woman and telling yourself "UM THAT LOOKS LIKE A MAN. 2/10 WOULD NOT BANG"
>>685304571>priscilla doesn't exist>fair lady doesn't exist>st trina doesn't existfuck you anon
>>685302189she's a fujo, the girl is the wrong gender and too old for malenia.
>>685302659All of from's characters have retardedly weird anatomy; I can't decide if it's on purpose, or its the incompetence of the many companies they outsource the 3D assets from
>>685304056unironically even
>>685304007men literally do not have hip bones shaped like that, it's physically impossible.
>>685304615He means the Twitter user
>>685304719From makes all the assets themselves.
>>685304007>>685302245She have vaginaSo yes, female
>>685304136Women don't have shoulders and back as wide as a linebacker nor 0 tits.
>>685302704You mean especially if
>>685302189SoTE kind of ruined Malenia and Miquella for me, especially the former
>>685306523Why?
>>685302189Her lips are way higher off screen.
>>685302546As someone who has only smelled very, very stinky pussy before, I concur.
>>685304007She's literally got the lady pouch for bearing children.
i like her
>>685302189"She" is built like a fridge
>>685302546Wait a second I JUST got the pun in shadow of the erdtree, she's littererly a rotten woman, as in a fujoshi
>>685304954Retarded mongoloid, Passion Republic does a bunch of their assets, among other studios https://www.passionrepublic.com/portfolio/elden-ring/
Malenia has a massive butt though
>>685306659if you only smelled very stinky pussy than you can't assume the average pussy smells better.
>>685309087all pussies stink and I'm tired of being told otherwise
>>685302189>LITERAL crotch rotWithout that yeah, but nah
FromSoft cannot make sexy womenthey all have male bodies
>>685304007she's rocking the rennala bodytype
>Would you?No, I would never cheat on my wife
>>685304615She’s not real and also she is very ugly
yes
>>685304719It's obviously intentional because it makes the demigods look less like humans and more like they are somewhat mutant-like compared to humans.
>>685309087Been with half a dozen girls and not a single one had a stinky pussy. I can't imagine what that would even smell like.
>>685302189i would stick my tongue so far up her rotten pussy til the battery acid burns it off
>>685309475>>685313538I wonder if her boobs are actually that small or if they rotted away. Also am I the only one who finds the idea of Miquella literally stripping himself of his flesh and body, piece by piece until he has nothing left immensely arousing?
>>685304007Her head is tiny!
>>685314375Tall vs large. For someone to look tall they should have longer limbs and a relatively "small" (normal sized on a longer body) head.
>>685302189>lips Fucking ESL troon
>>685302245you wish
>>685306729man of culture detected
>>685303237For me it's Shrek's wife Fiona.I would fuck the shit out of that ogress.
>>685302189>eating pussycongrats, you are a submissive faggot.
There was a fanfic i read where it went into a bunch of detail about the rot and disgust as a part of it. Her tongue was covered in mold and felt bitter when you kissed her, caressing her skin had your fingers sloughing off to the bone, her pussy let the rot bloom and grow across your skin as your stomach sank in from the rot eating away at you and putrefying your organs. Your dick falls off inside her and she kisses you one last time as you turned into a putrid slime. 10/10 would jack to again
I dont eat pussy because I am not a faggot
>>685304007Body of a female Olympic swimmer. Nice.
You are lonely. She will literally melt your flesh. I hate you people. So lonely, so pathetic.
>Rot's chosen vessel is literally rotting hard it rotted out Malenia's breast and shut her russy closed>Romina has a scorpion tail and centipede frontI think Romina got the better deal at end of the day.
>>685315920Anon she's got a stinger in her pussy
>>685302189Not without some unalloyed gold condoms. No pussy is worth losing your dick over.
>>685304007Meds and back to /pol/
>>685314060Same, two of them even tasted slightly sweet. Definitely had some unfresh moments but never such that I wouldn't give head.
>>685305263Sometimes they do
>>685304571>Maiden in Black>Shanalotte>Doll>Firekeeper
>>685315289Shut the hell up you homosexual. Your opinion is the gayest shit I ever did hear.
>>685302189Skin infected with scarlet rot smells like SHIT as stated by Freyja.
>>685316626That chink is on more testosterone than you buddy
>>685317203No she isn't. Purple faced ameritrannies are though. Since birth.
>>685302189Safe horny trash>WOOOW GIANT WOMAN MOMMY!!! SMELLY UNWASHED STD INFESTED VAGINA MOMMY!!!!>yeah, I am totally attracted to that woman whose entire body is covered in gross scabs and rotten flaking skinSafe horny genocide now
>>685302189>>685302546You retards are facing the wrong side.Imagine the smell of her Caelid-destroying rot braps.At every hour of the day, my tongue would be buried so deep in that butt slut that she’d start calling me “7/11”, cuz I’m now her gas station.
>>685317403>tongue would be buried so deep in that butt slut that she’d start calling me “7/11”, cuz I’m now her gas stationFucking hell LMAO
>>685316626This is also a man.
>>685317338
>>685317270Yes she is you retard. All the Chinese swimmers tested positive for testosterone and HGH
>>685317475Westranny wishes.>>685317498lol mutt copeThe entire world saw and laughed at your purple swimmer faces and your negro track runner dying from asthma. Go beg WADA not to sue USADA for letting their druggies compete and avoiding tests for others this entire year.
>>685316623>give headNeck yourself faggot
>>685317338>Safe hornyfemdom is older than you
>>685302189>Imagine the rotten vaginal discharge
i kiss rotten lips of she
>>685319816>Doesnt go all the way to looking rotten
>>685302189Man the texture of this game, high detailed armor fair but all malenia is blurry as fuck.
>>685302189I would never put my mouth anywhere near a vagina. The vagina is within an inch of the anus, which is where poop comes out of. When girls shit (in the toilet), poop particles and splashes of water rise up and reach the vagina, which is where you'd be putting your mouth at a later date. In short, I don't want to put my mouth on her vagina because I'd be tasting her poop. I don't care how "self cleaning" these parts are. There was a bad particle there at some point in time and history, and I will not interact with it in its current state because in four dimensional space time, that is essentially the same as putting your mouth directly on poop particles. Vaginas are for penis only. Nothing else.
>>685314296They are probably just supposed to be small. Miyazaki prefers slender women after all.
>>685306829She is so sexy
>>685317623WADA works for the CCP slopes
>>685320410Projection.USADA works for Israel and they get their golems hooked up on quite literally every gear under the sun. Go take your daily dosage of TEU medsies.
>>685320796Gorious swima eat bad hamburgerOh vewwy solly round eye
>>685320149>He doesn't eat ass
>>685321284Tokyo shit? They actually found that poisoned meat in a Japshit kitchen of that hotel lol. Golems blamed meat themselves more often than anybody else. And you got caught more often than Russians even. USADA excused a bitch that said she sat in dirty sheets of her father because her father uses eye drops. So those eye drops got into her vagina and therefore piss and that's how she got busted for drugs. And USADA let this retarded excuse pass. This year.It's over bro. You've faded away.
>>685320796>dyslexiahow would that make you worse at runningand of course a nigger is dyslexic, all of them are
>>685321545>Smol yellow penis
>>685302189She is literally rotting obv no i wouldn't
>>685321707He's just virtue signaling for brownie points and in an interview he was listing all his disabilities. In doing so he revealed what was already suspected. When registering they apply themselves for every mental illness known to man. So they could use Therapeutic Use Exemption (TEU) medication. For example when they apply for asthma specifically they can use salbutamol. Which improves breathing and oxygen intake in lungs - essential for swimming and running. Leaves you purple in the face since that kind of capacity isn't normal for a healthy body without asthma but hey, gets you medals at least.
>>685304571RoderikaThe painter Melena
>>685302189>it's not gonna lick itself
>>685315289Imagine being scared of pussy
>>685315507You forgot the sauce
>>685322051By the way did you take your dose of meds tonight?
>>685315531"If you wouldn't put your tongue there, don't put your penis there"You're in the closet.
>>685315289Based and TRUTH
>>685304007My goddess is sexo
>>685322690No, I'm not a asthma golem. I don't need any meds.
>>685310041Gwynevere. Dusk. Astraea. Maiden on Black. etc.
>>685315289haha ok virgin
>>685302189I doubt there's much left there seeing how scarlet rot seems to aggressively scab over soft bits
>>685322696what a retarded thing to saya dick and a mouth are completely different things for completely different purposeskys troon
>>685303337>>685304007>>685310041>>685302245>It looks like a man both body and face.The hormones in the chicken and the søy in your country must be off the charts if you and other men look like this there
>>685304007What happened to her feet?
Sex.
>>685323194
>>685307518Im retarded, explain
>>685323251
>>685302189I just beat this bitch and she's honestly way cheaper than Consort Radahn. People are memory holing how stupidly unfair Waterfowl is.Promised Consort doesn't have anything as bullshit as that.
>>685323293
>>685323345
>>685304769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBxerWx_ZXE
>>685323406
>>685323436Ask god
>>685322820>I don't need any meds.
>>685323459
>>685322820wtf am i looking at?
>>685323526Don't worry about it :^)
>>685315830>NOOO! Why won't you guys le remember the lore! Guise remember we have to always remember the lore even in low quality shit posting about a meme character's sexual attractiveness (or lack thereof)You're somehow the most pathetic person in this thread.
>>685323735Same anon, I just saw the fags arguing with the impotent chino about the Olympics for some reason. Nevermind that anon is not the most pathetic.
>>685323526A mental breakdown
>>685323526He's implying that the reason their faces look purple after they finished their lap is because they allegedly took some legal performance enhancement drug that's in a grey area. I didn't pay any attention to the games, but that's at least what I get from the couple images posted ITT. Just don't ask what it has to do with video games.
>>685302189I like giant women but have zero interest in eating pussy
>>685324046Allegedly? https://www.reuters.com/article/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/asthma-very-common-among-olympic-level-swimmers-idUSKBN0MT2I5/
>>685324160Yes, because I didn't pay any attention to any of it, so I'm not going to speak of it as a certainty, ya off topic posting faggot.
>>685315289I have to eat pussy if I want to keep my gf because I cum in literally three seconds. How the fuck do people do it without going down? Do they just not care about their partner?
>>685325078>How the fuck do people do it without going down?have you tried using your fingers?
>>685325078Beat her senseless
>>685319980>Not even naked
>>685325293I use my fingers while i tongue her clit, it's what makes her cum the fastest.
>>685325078get some black dude off of craigslist, it's the american way
>>685325078You know you can come more than one time, right?
>>685325663So? I can't just sit down and rest while she's still wet as fuck, it'd be rude.
>>685325779You need to rest? I don't even lose my boner after coming and I'm 35...Get your test checked.
>>685325078There is nothing wrong with eating pussy. Everyone who says otherwise is a fucking incel. These fags have gaslighted each other than having sex is actually gay, and not having it is the epic gigachad way.Anyway, I have the opposite problem, it literally takes me ages to cum. I still eat my girl out though, because having her thighs clench around my head while she comes is an a amazing feeling
>forever incels on /v/ are larping about an actual unironic IRL sex with womenBack to discord, troonfest.
>>685302245Youre an idiot
>>685326080Yeah, I have to wait like 10 minutes for it to start coming up again. Whatever.
>>685302189I don't get it. Where would her lips be if not on her face?
>>685326451...
built like a spider monkey
>>685326448Get your test higher. Diet etc.
>>685320796Tldr:Every rich country motherfucker under the sun cheats in Olympics
>>685326448>>685326930I've done a little research on this and i don't know if its fixable. In most men the body is flooded with a certain hormone (that i can't remember the name of rn) that causes you to go soft. In some men this hormone is severely reduced so that you end up staying hard after ejaculation.I think it's a genetic lottery deal
>>685316626genetically modified chinese lab grown babies don't count
>>685325078Have your gf duck your dick and bust 15 minutes prior, then go at it again.Congrats, you now know the secret every porn actor has been using since the dawn of time.
>>685328264Yeah most>HIGH T BROfags have no idea what they're talking about
>>6853250781. I last longer than she does, in fact every girl I've been with I've been able to make get off via penetration alone for the majority of their orgasms, try having a bigger dick and not cumming in 10 seconds2. In days where it's difficult, I use a vibrator on her clit while I fuck her3. I still eat pussy occasionally because it's fun sometimes
>>685330653Read >>685326252
>>685330725>I can't get laid so that means no one cannormies have been invading your safe space ever since the day this site was created
The super aids and your dick rotting is not worth it
>>685331603>t. never heard of prep or pep
>>68530218980s manga/anime boss bias. they're huge when they're menacing but when you beat them they shrink down to normal size.
>>685331603Just eat a rot bolus fag
>>685302189Disgusting rotting skin.
>>685302659Even anatomy aside she got no womanly charm, no womanly posture, talks like a man and acts like a man.It's just not arousing. Now Millicent? AWOOOOGA.
>>685322867So the only examples you can give are from games that are almost 15 years old.When was the last time we got Gwynevere tier tits?
>>685334261Marika.
>>685334510literally all her depictions are non-canon fanartin the game she's a flat fucking stone statue
>>685317830you've never made a woman orgasm in your life
>>685334624Liar.
>>685327603USA is the biggest cheater out of all but american athletes never got prosecuted because US was world's policeman with power of infinite money.
>>685302189>femalegross
>>685325078It can give you throat cancerThat's the only problem I have with it
>>685334624>flat
