What went so horrendously wrong?
gamers rose up
get woke usually means get rich, just not when you're a delusional indie studio selling a mediocre game for $40
Imagine having less players than this games multiplayer
>>686378829the word indie kinda loses it's meaning when you're literally funded by the government, doesn't it?
didn't do anthro characters like goodbye volcano high
>>686378829How is Final Fantasy XVI woke? Didn't they got upset by not having enough diversity when got released?
>>686378685can we stop pretending we care about this game enough to warrant these questions let alone these threads?
>>686379047Dave the Diver has entered the chat.
>>686379047disingenuous description that implies the government specifically paid to make this game, when in reality the government gives out loans to indie studios that apply for it in order to create jobs, this started happening since covid
>>686379125what if I told you that person is not arguing in good faith
>>686378685They keep making these retarded games and then charging near AAA prices so people don't even play them to mock them.
sweet baby inc detected
>>686379125>>686379206
>>686379282unfortunately, some people gravitate to making finkcore slop without canadian interference
>>686379327Does this counteract the game not having niggers in it?
>>686379125I'm pretty sure the one you are answering to is a troll.But yeah, FFXVI is far from woke.
>>686379464Yes
>>686378829You lost the culture war.
gamers are bigots and need to learn some fucking respect. the woke games will continue until morale improves
>>686379579What if i'm gay but also hate niggers?
>>686379638Remember when the world was sane and normal and AAA games were considered failures if they didn't sell millions?
>>686378685Overton window being pulled back.
>>686379805you're just an average 4chan user
>>686379161no, its funni
>>686379190>loansyou have to pay loans back. this is a donation.
>>686378685>Norwegians make game about how gay, brown and stupid-sounding American Zoomers are>American Zoomers get mad about the accurate depiction
>>686378685lol eat shit woke niggers. i hope the faggot ass devs kill themselves or end up broke sucking rotten dick in alleys for drugs.
>>686379161I get what you mean, /v/ rarely if ever has a unanimous decision on anything so ragebaiting for this is honestly just pointless because we all know it fucking sucks, everyone outside of /v/ knows it too.
>>686378685Gee I don't know
>>686379805Hi Barry
Where can I pirate this shitheap? I want to stream it for my buddies so we can laugh at it.
Isnt it just some random indie gameMost of them dont do well
>>686380373Is this fucking real?
What did they mean by this?
>>686380623woah maybe i was wrong about this game.....
>>686380612Very
>>686380604>r*ddit spacing coomer makes a cope post/v/, /v/ never changes
>>686378685never heard of it but the art and name alone sounds like shit
>>686378829This is like the "my great grandfather who fought in WW2 is ANTIFA!" if video game political misappropriation.
>>686380835I've been "reddit" spacing here since Lelouch shot Euphie and nobody gave a shit until you reddit zoomers came with the actual tourists and start calling everything redditNeck yourself
It has some great tuneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSeq-QPMVmw
>>686381016lol mad
>>686378685As far as government funded video games go, it's no Americas Army. (which was a very underrated shooter IMO)
>>686381083Struck a nerve I see, zoomer
>>686378829>elden ring>woke
>>686380623w-where did you get the beta from anon?
>>686378685People didn't want to listen to someone screaming WE R T DUSTBURN! on a speak n' spell. They preferred>黄风'å², 八百里,曾是关外富饶地
>>686381491Based headless monk enjoyer
>>686381491fuck you headless monk
>>686379805Jesus will forgive you if you repent and avoid homosexual acts.
>>686378685Cringe game, saw a clip on youtube and its an actual woketard game, this is one of those game that actually push an agenda.
>>686381595>>686381615The duality of men
>>686378685>make games to pander to trannies, leftists, and other freaks of that nature>none of them buy the gameWhy do other companies keep changing shit to pander to these people when they don't buy/play games or support any of this shit?I keep getting told it's only about money and nothing else but this shit seems to be causing them to lose tons of money.
>>686378829>hogworts legacy - wokeUhh waht?
>>686381869Half of the population is conservative and many companies go out of their way to alienate them to the point conservatives are starting boycotts everywhere.
>>686381869the investment groups pushing these policies have a LOT of money to loseeven when anons go on about the news about them losing billions, they have even more than that
>>686382024>Game with trannies and niggers in 1800s england is not wokethe honeymoon phase is over, you can stop pretending now
>>686382140Sorry but making JK Rowling richer is based not woke.
>>686378829theres a big difference between having your entire game be woke or just having one random gay character that has 5 minutes of screen time total to shut up twitter trannies
>>686380373I love how the clean and calm whites are conversing politely with respectful body language while sober jumpy, twitchy hobo shaneequa with an attitude problem decides to yell at them because she's incapable of responding on a human level.
>>686381869It's not about the money
>>686380373this game wouldve made a ton of money if they marketed it as a satire
>>686381869tax write offs
>>686378685>What went so horrendously wrong?It started when someone said "Hey what if we made a game about" and then everything from the rest of that sentence onwards was a tumbling pile of shit.
I want to fuck Zoe Castillo, April Ryan, Enu and Benrime.
>>686378685CHUDS BTFO CHUDS BTFO CHUDS BTFO CHUDS BTFO CHUDS BTFO CHUDS BTFO
>>686382304Just watched some footage of the game, and I 100% side with the cops.
>>686380078I assumed vitiligo but her hands say earth elemental
>>686378685Honestly looks like an indie game.
>>686383117kek
You really have to appreciate that anon keeps spamming that chart image but he fails to realize that those aren't victories for "Woke" virus. Having DEI elements in a video game doesn't instantly make it woke, those DEI elements are simply there because they were enforced by Publishers or Investment Firm policies. Call of Duty is still the most toxic, people yelling nigger and faggot, straight man game on the planet, it doesn't matter how many characters you add that are le strong females. The reason why people shit on Dustborn is because it is without a doubt Kike, Blackrock, cultural engineering slop propaganda, it has the tumblr art, the annoying anti capitalist millennial plot, all the stereotypical diversity checklist characters and white man bad.This is how you know leftwing culture warriors are getting desperate though, they're trying to hijack and ride on the success of huge IPs
>>686380373with sound this is even funnier
It just doesn't appeal to me so I didn't buy it.Why progressives aren't buying it is the question they should be asking though
>>686383251so you're saying large IPs went woke and didn't go broke?
>>686381248How's that type b character you made?
>>686378829My brother in Christ, they released 49 Call of Duty games without a singular gay character in them, then someone snuck in on the 50th game a unanimated VO line by a character the player doesn't even see deliver the line about a unnamed wife of a side character whose entire characterization is that one line. That's not "Going woke, and getting rich."As for Hogwarts Legacy, it's a similar situation, though this is only the Fourteenth Harry Potter game for a major movie, and novel franchise including again, a token character who only exists to deliver a singular line that says "I am diverse" in a missable side chat and this is the complete extent of their characterization. Hogwarts legacy does give their token tranny character a generic speaking animation however where they wave their arms, so they have the most points on the list so far! Spider man 2, is actually the 48th Spider man game. from a cursory examination, and it does seem to feature major gay, and black characters, so I'll give it to you that the game is woke just to be charitable, but we'll stop here because I'm getting bored. Note that the defining feature of all of these games that "Went woke and got rich" as you put it, is the fact that they a dozen games into a major franchise, and were already pulling major sales. You can release a cheap sequel as a cash grab with woke stuff, and (Probably) not go bankrupt, because a bunch of people somewhat reasonably go "Ah yes, I liked the first 49 Call of Duties, I will surely like the 50th. If you're releasing a new IP, people are going to look up stuff about your game before buying, and go "Wow this stuff looks like woke trash." and never buy it.
>>686378829What's woke about ff16?
>>686383478So you're saying that you need an existing massive IP that's too big to fail for your politically empty activism to not fail?
Surely Dustborn will make them turn a profit in 2024
>>6863822835 minutes of screen time is a major overestimation. The norm is one unanimated ~6 second VO line that the majority of players don't ever hear.
>>686383251>the existence of strong women is actually not woke>the existence of niggers>the existence of gays is not woke>the existence of trannies is not woke*You're here*>censorship is not woke>the 30 minutes unskippable LGBTQ+ lecture is not woke>the 12 hours long trans dance therapy session before the game starts is not woke
>>686383841so they didn't go broke, got it
>>686383976Trying to call any of the 50 Call of Duty games woke is silly billy shit, 6 seconds of gay pandering makes the entire franchise, don't get me wrong, that's bad, they should not do that, but to say that call of duties financial success is based on 6 seconds of missable dialog in the 50th game is insane.
>>686383117ran outta cocoa butter lotion
>>686383839I think Bahamut is gay? I dont know about anyone else
>>686383976I can tell I really triggered you with that one. Now you're just making stuff up.All you did was prove /v/pol's long lasting argument right.If you need to piggy back on established IPs to make woke work, it doesn't really work because it doesn't actually contribute anything to the product other than potentially setting it up for failure.
>>686383117New smug reaction pic
This is like if they asked 4chan to make a game that parodies millennial writing and left wing culture.
>>686385062BANG BANG BANG
>>686385062THE TIME HAS COME AND SO I HAVE I
>>686378685It's fucking gay as fuck
>>686378685the game was made specifically for those 75 people, and they got their funding from investors/government
>>686384205Yes, obviously the more money you have, the and the less woke stuff you do, the harder it is to go broke. 6 second unanimated throw away line of a character whose only characterization is the one line they deliver about being diverse that most players don't even see during a normal playthrough? Very small financial burden. Lesbian disabled black ugly protagonist? Major financial burden. You typically have to have some cash cows, like a mobile game that you leave the woke stuff out of to support your woke game, or re-release a older game you bought the IP to to offset the financial costs. The millions of dollars a company like Bethesda has on hand, an in it's IP takes a few bad releases to lose.
Researchers lied, investors cried
>>686379161Why? Shitting on hilariously bad products is fun
Isn't it hilarious how woke lefty retards are going through the same copium that die hard right wing retards went through when they were falling out of public favor in the late 2000s?
Is this game the new YEEK?
>>686386841No, it's not bad enough to deserve remembrance.
>>686386841I'M DUSTBORNING OUT!!
>>686383117Thats not how vitiligo works at all, and if have vitiligo and your hands looked like that, you wouldn't even able to move them, that condition really fucks up your body, its not just your skin looking like that.
>>686379805I mean if you browse /lgbt/ you'll see that most trannies are literal nazis.
>>686381248>Most important characters in the entire universe is a literal yass slay god-empress woman and a gay twink>All the men are either failures that get used as tools for others like Rykard and Mohg or dumb oga boga grugs like Godfrey and Radahn who's only good for being dumb muscle, even Radagon is essentially just a mindless tool.>Most skilled warrior in the setting is the OP female twink protector>Like half of every legendary warriors and knights are women>Most competent rulers were matriarchal star wizards that were fine until a man got involved and ruined itDespite this the game is great.Just goes to prove that the woke signifiers are not the problem, just bad writing.
Did the devs think self-insert is meant to be taken literally?I'm actually curious how stupid these people are.
>>686378829>hogwart sold off HP's name>COD sold off brand's name>Spiderman sold off brand's name>Diablo sold off brand's name>COD sold off brand's name>MK sold off brand's name>Star wars sold off brand's name>EA sports sold off brand's name>Starfield sold off dev's name and still failed>RE4 sold off brand's name>Dead island sold off brand's name>FF sold off brand's name>SF6 sold off brand's name>ER "woke" lol>bought off a rightwinger after it already sold billionsLmao.
>>686378685>Snarl and growl and snap your teeth at literally every character living in the country YOU are a visitor to.>Act like mopey pricks when said people actually have something to say back.Who is this game for?
Why the FUCK is an EU govt funding this american slop?
>>686388103You need to take a break from the internet
>>686389068Technically he's not wrong... Its just that the game was good enough not to care about any of that, plus it was not preachy about it.
>>686389068Don't worry none of that bothers me about the game, just funny with anons claiming any strong female character or narrative based around women or gays is woke but then ignore stuff like ER when it technically fills all the checkmarks.
>>686384917>Elden Ring has 6 times the players right now than Forspoken ever had.
>>686386450yea but some modicrum of conservative is eternal progressivism is gay french commie philosopher goobledegook make up post WW2.all of progressivism can be traced back to Michele Foucault and his ilk, and he was a literal commie kid fucker.
Grifter thread
>>686378685It genuinely looked like a parody of an overly online Western indie dev
>>686378829>>>686378829woke but NOT LE NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOfuck off retard
Exclusively Catering a video game to the liberal left and when the liberal journalist themselves says your game is a piece of shit then you have a big problem.
>>686378685A close friend of mine has it wishlisted... How fucked am I?
>>686390803when we are loaded into the camp when we are all in our 60's, the person ordering it, and the person nudging you with the barrel of a rifle, will look like this, once their globalist leaders flood your country with them and 'wokeify" the immigrants.
>>686390803Truly the character audiences were waiting for, a fat bull dike with vitiligo.
>>686378685This is one of the most evil games I've ever played. Haha it's awful. Id like to see a shrink analyze this shit. It's over the top.
>>686383117I like how the only depictions of vitiligo in video games is the most extreme all over body cow look, despite that being a minority of people with vitiligo, who are themselves a minority of people in the overall populace. Usually it's in an isolated area, like a patch or two on your arm or your neck or leg. But of course, that's no good because it's not instantly noticeable at all times, so your vitiligo is utterly worthless to these devs and you might as well not exist, the important thing is to be SEEN including people with vitiligo, not to simply include people who have it.
It's indistinguishable from a spoof or satire of this kind of ultra politically minded shallow culture game.
>>686380373>Europoors think this is what America is like
>>686391024this is but a peek into the progressive zeitgeist.what's missing is their true malice and violent ideals.
It really comes off like it was made by some people who have never been to America in their life, and all they know of it was sourced from twitter posts.
>>686391380I am just guessing but this is made by people from San Fran or Portland, which.. in upper crust parts of those two cities, this is exactly how things are, except all the men are trying to date rape the women while talking this progressive.
>>686391214are they wrong tho?
>>686391613>Red Thread Games is a Norwegian video game developer based in Oslo
>>686391703For southern california all its missing is the junkies
>>686391912same shit, just add more white people and Somalians.
>>686392143>trust me I've read a LOT of 4chan posts
>>686380373Why can't we just get an actual good satire of America?
>>686378685It's a Ragnar Torquist game.
up nearly 500% on Twitch. not the same as sales numbers but still a useful data point.
>>686378829None of those are woke schizo.
Feels five years out of date.
>>686392435dustborn sisters, we won
>>686392435>BBC News
>>686385062Is this a parody? It's definitely written like one. Never mind that doesn't really matter, I don't want to see these sort of people even as jokes. They deserve to not exist anymore.
there's no way to track sales numbers on consoles, right? Can't imagine its much better thoughever
>>686385062>let's trigger ourselves did the devs not realize what the concept of "triggered" even meant?
>>686390884Probably the same way I felt when one of my friend close friends bought FlipWitch - Forbidden Sex Hex
>>686378912>mentioning Battlefield 2 6th gen console versionmy brother
>>686379805Hello gaycist.
>>686381248radahn got turned into a faggot during pride month
>>686378829meds. now.
>>686389715This also applies to Bloodborne
>>686378829Hogwarts can't be woke because the sauce material is linked to JK who refuses any tranny bullshit in anything related to Harry potter.
>>686395651So "woke" now only refers to transgender people specifically, got it.
>>686382252Honestly speaking the game added the equivalent of like 10 cents to her net worth. She's a best selling children's author who has one of the most iconic franchises out there with an entire theme park section in universal.
>>686395651JK is still a leftist outside of tranny shit
>>686395651>Game features trannies in it>Game implies that black people are more naturally skilled at magic and can cast without wands It's time to stop pretending it wasn't as woke as everything else. The majority of the money went to the studio and publisher
>>686395651>hogwarts can't be wokeYes anon, a game where 19 century hogwarts is full of niggers, shitskins and faggots and a bartender is a full on tranny that also well known and respected by everybody certainly isn't woke.Also, have fun with that fictional image of feminist leftist bitch JK Rowling in your head.
Get woke, go broke.Except for>God of War>Horizon: Forbidden West>Spider-Man>Spider-Man Miles Morales>Red Dead Redemption 2>Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla>Undertale>Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous>Pathfinder Kingmaker>Fortnite>The Last of Us Part 2>Battlefield V>Celeste>Psychonauts 2>Apex Legends>Disco Elysium>Outer Worlds>Hades>Slime Rancher>Detroit Become Human>Night in the Woods.
>>686378829>Diablo IV>6th placeI want to know how much they actually sold, I refuse to believe after everything went down there were still retards who bought a blizzard game
>>686395756>transgender people Trannies* or pedophiles*
>>686396349>I refuse to believe after everything went down there were still retards who bought a blizzard gameYou underestimate blizzdrones.
>>686396393woosh
>>686378685um I think you're just bigoted or something idk
>>686395651>hate trannies>love brown people and feminism>"Waow! So based and trad!"
>>686378685What is this game that I've never even heard of before
>>686396565Twitter User Simulator
>>686378829You have a very loose interpretation of what people considered woke.
>>686378685>minigame where they sing a song where the lyrics are literally about aliens and refugees replacing the native population, saying "your time is past">mc has an ability in conversations to get triggered with a button press and call npcs racistit's all so tiresome, even moderates are getting sick of this shit
>>686382471i keep thinking this the more i see it and i know it's going to happen one day eventually i just hope it's funny
>>686378829>Hogwarts Legacy>Game that literally sparked "that wizard game" outrage from the woke community>Is woke according to this anon.Poor bait
>>686396329Stardew Valley as well. SV is consistently one of the most played games on steam while featuring same-sex romance and the ability to change your gender by befriending a wizard
>>686379206Say no further. He just wants (You)'s
>>686378912I missed when Battlefield was good :(
>>686396859it's not that far off. when all the fags realized their boycott and harassing people who played the game failed, they immediately switched gears by claiming the game is now woke, and how they tricked a ton of people into hatebuying it.
>>686396329>God of WarWasn't the worst, barely tolerable. No clue how the sequel did, given it was clearly uber woke, so I didn't buy it.>Horizon: Forbidden WestDidn't that sell pretty poorly? Or am I thinking of its sequel again. Never played either.>Spider-Man>Spider-Man Miles MoralesDidn't play these, seemed pretty obvious from what little information I had.>Red Dead Redemption 2>Assassin’s Creed: ValhallaDidn't play these, but I expected they would be bad.>Undertale??? You have some random homosexuals and the yuri shit relationship. The ghost tranny things never been confirmed, and idk about Mew Mew, but that was after it was ported to consoles, not a OG release thing.>Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous>Pathfinder KingmakerI played one of these, it was fairly bad, yeah. The best character was the creepy goblin/monster lady who wanted to kill everyone.>FortniteThe game that let kids throw tomatoes at an MLK in-game movie?>The Last of Us Part 2>Battlefield VYeah these were terrible, Last of Us part 2 ended up doing worse than the original, tho.>Celestetranny shit was patched in.>Psychonauts 2There was something that really errked me, can't remember what. wasn't too woke, I think.
>>686396565Norwegian Game, funded by the Norwegian Government about American Politics taken to the extreme. Think about the most terminally online tumblr or twitter user, then make a game about their insane ramblings. Or better yet, find a random /pol/ anon, ask them to make a game about the left and ask them to exaggerate the insanity of their enemies to make it a parody of itself.The game takes place in a "dystopian" version of the United States in which only a "fascist" regime is left standing. It follows a band who are also freedom fighters. The game opens with them singing a song at a checkpoint to a guard to prove they are a band, the song is about replacing the native population of the country they're in. The guard simply reminds them that, "People here don't like politics in their entertainment". There is a button to "trigger" yourself which increases your attack power. During conversations, you can choose different conversation talking points, which usually result in some kind of extreme strawman or again, a trigger button in which case you pre-emptively end conversations and scream, "YOU'RE RACIST".The game was made by Ragnar Tørnquist, who again got funding by his government for the game. He created the game Dreamfall Chapters, which is basically just the same thing and people made fun of it 10ish years ago too.
your kiiiiiiiiind... won't.. last...WE'RE THE DUSTBORN!!! WE'RE THE NEW PORN, OUR KIND IS NEWBORN!!
>>686398502>WE'RE THE NEW PORN, OUR KIND IS NEWBORN!!They don't even care about beating the allegations at this point...
>>686378685[ ] fatigue
>>686378685Literally no person knows or talks about this game and it gets disproportionately high attention for ragebait.
>>686388103Actually the game is really mediocre but other than that you're right
>>686398201Nice synopsis, thanks Anon-kun
>>686399058I mean, it's funny. Nobody listens to Green day anymore, but they're often mocked.
>>686378829>Elden RingHuh?, retard
Just torrented it lads, time to enjoy the PEAK of modern gaming.
>>686378829Hogwarts Legacy made money because lefties complained and I do not even need to attempt to prove my point. Literally everyone it this thread already knows I am right. No one wanted Hogwarts Legacy. Why the fuck would people adopt the widespread practice of buying multiple copies "For the Harry Potter name"?They did it, specifically, because the leftists the game, ironically, it tried to cater to called it the second coming of Hitler. There was never any sort of far right or even center right backlash against Hogwarts Legacy. Normie McNormieson who just wants to fucking grill bought Hogwarts Legacy and never played it, purely because he wanted to see total journalist death, period. The NORMIES wanted to see trannies get btfo, that's it. Same reason Bud Lite introduced Busch Lite a few months after the boycott. Because even people with 0 interest in politics wanted to see wokies squirm.Everyone who reads my post agrees with me. You can either admit it or try to convince yourself that it's not true. Not me, I will never believe I am wrong on this issue because I remember hownit went down. Anyone trying to recontextualize Hogwarts Legacy as "Selling because it was woke" or worse, "selling because it was HP" is selling a retarded delusional myth that endless brands that "sell because they are ____" have been disproving for the past decade.Also, anyone who says Hogwarts Legacy sold on the HP name is a tranny and this is in fact the bigger of the tranny lies. When they say "it sold because it was woke" they know that's like blaming rampent crime or inflation on Republicans. It just can't stick because lefties spent FAR to long and far to passionately saying the opposite. They say it not to convince, but so they cam samefag with "actually it sold on the name" to create a false opposition that is weaker than the truth. The truth is Hogwarts Legacy sold BECAUSE journalists boycotted it and people really fucking hate journalists. That's it. Nothing else.
Lmao Asmongold got clipped making fun of it and it got like 400k views and NONE of that trickled down into sales?
>>686399058The only thing that gets posted a lot and will continue to get posted is the hilariously over the top fat vitiligo woman for how tryhard the design is.
>horrible, terrible, dogshit game made for an imaginary player base is flopping badlyAnd the best part? We get to laugh at concord whole heartedly VERY SOON
>>686378829The evidence I have for this to convince you is that sense of intense anger you feel when you read my post.I LAUGHED reading your post. You though? You know I am right, remember that I am right, and suffer intense anger beought on by the fact that you hate that I am right. That's why you are pissed. It is because you agree with me that you are enraged. You think you are being a morally upstanding person in denying reality and having that reality still buried in your memory hole only to be resurfaced by me fills you with impotent liberal cuck rage. It's why me, being a "shitty person" has higher rates of happiness, love, success and health with everything rigged against him while you being "enlightened" are ugly, hated, mocked (even by your friends), can't reproduce, would lose in an actual fight and are so naturally aware on a generic level of your own subhuman inferiority that you remove yourselves through suicide.Also, lol I'm not going to bother reading your reply. I hope the knowledge that I won't enrages you. I want you exposed to those feelings often enough that you develop more mental disorders than you undoubtedly already have. Ideally, you commit suicide. I am not here to have a discussion. I am here to make you hate life and yourself. Something that comes piss easy to me while you can't do the same even with governments passing laws on your behalf. I won't read your reply because you won't write it for me.You'll write it to make yourself feel better.
This game is going to end up being a cult classic
>>686401971I await the eventual clip compilation of all of the "DEI" moments of the game.
>>686400980We've reached the inevitable end point of DEI nonsense.Apathy, people can't even muster up the energy to hate this stuff anymore.
>>686396329>Except for>A bunch of shit building off previous hype, established IPs or long awaited sequelsDisingenous nigger tranny faggot.The only exceptions on your list can be counted on one hand and calling Disco woke is a MASSIVE fucking stretch.
>>686380373if this exact game with zero changes was made and published by phil fish you would all be calling it GOTY
>>686402817You said it better than I could've
>>686378829>madden is not woke>but fifa is>TOTK is not woke>but elden ring isderanged disingenous tendie
>>686378829>take long established massive franchises (fucking spiderman)>tout them as the standardalso, Minecraft? Really? Let's talk about skinsuits.
>>686378685Why the fuck are you fags so obsessed with this game? I've never even heard about it until now because of you faggots.
>>686405420It’s a concept called schadenfreude where people find enjoyment in the suffering of people deemed deserving.
>>686405807>deemed deservingwhat did they do to warrant it?
>>686406117Trying to turn videogames into propaganda, for starters.
>>686406336>Trying to turn videogames into propagandaAre you retarded? This isn't a new concept at fucking all.
>>686406117they spent 8 years of norweigan tax dollars to deliver a game thats bad in every mechanical sense, even according to the most woke shit journalist imaginable. to top it off, the game they spent all this time making is about american politics, something that they as NORWEGIANS have literally no fucking clue about.these are exactly the kind of people you should point and laugh at when you see bad things happen to them.
>>686406635Unless the devs were cunts online, were smug, and harassing people, I don't see how any of this warrants the amount of threads this game is getting.
>>686378829>insert woke shit into hyper popular franchises>YEAH IT WAS THE UGLY WOMEN, FAGS ANDS BLACKS THAT MADE IT SUCCESSFUL
>>686407058So you're the target audience for this slop, then
>>686396859In all fairness when I played it there were tons of little woke things peppered in. Lots of token minority moments that aren't genuine, but I wouldn't call it overly woke because you can be a disney level bully if you want.
>>686405420Because it's funny, you'd think people would be used to it by now but some cocksucker comes along to whine about /v/ enjoying a game flopping (triply so for gay woke shit) every single time it happens like they're shocked about it.
>>686402459you mean the whole game?
>>686378685It all started in 2007 when Steve Jobs released the first iphone to an endless sea of normies...
>>686378685Not enough budget to shill and bot, simple as.
>>686388103>uhh duhh there's like a femboy and strong womxn so it's woke!As you can see anons, this sub 20 iq nigger has never played any other souls game in his life
>>686406635I wonder how much Norwegian taxpayer money went into this? Is it enough to piss off a significant enough of normies who don't care about games but care about not wasting their tax dollars? Or are the Norwegians that cucked?
>>686397853The first horizon was overshadowed by Breath of the Wild, and then the sequel flopped because of Tears of the Kingdom
>>686407058because laughing at retards will never go out of style?
>>686378685Even if the game didn't have an ugly artstyle, would it really have done that much better in the first place? The actual game looks pretty dull. But also lets say it was a really good game, would it have done all that much better either? I can't imagine the people that actually like this style are the ones making games go mega plat
>>686378829>minecraft>wokeit blew up when it was still under Notch's hands, with most of mojangs changes being for the worst>COD>wokemilitary shooter where the US are the good guys>hogwarts>woketrannies hate JK rowling and boycott the game>elden ring>wokebait>sports games>wokei agree on this, only niggers buy those games
>>686401971The memes are gonna be great.
>>686378685>What went so horrendously wrong?
>>686378685Swert Baby Inc, retard. Same thing that always goes wrong. Wokeness and DEI trash.
>>686411624This was written by a white woman wasn't it.
>>686410368>Elden Ring woke>BaitBODY TYPE ABODY TYPE Band that's not even taking into account The whole homosexuality shit in it.
>>686396920>same-sex romance You’d never know if you didn’t try to date one of them, faggot. >change genders by speaking to the wizardOkay? I had no idea this was even a thing. The problem with calling something woke is it needs to be WOKE. Just having fags dating nowadays doesn’t make it woke, just gay. You also shouldn’t have to search for the woke shit, like the wizard/gender swap thing.
>>686412458you kill a faggot rapist in it. How can it be woke?
>>686390976Also apparently Muslim.
I just beat the game (didn't buy it) and one of the last thing that happens is a black woman kills a white kid. No joke. This game is fucking evil.
>>686412149Sweet Baby Inc isn't involved on this flop, as much as it looks like they are. The ESG checkboxes on it are checked for free you could say.
>>686381869they get paid no matter what, if the game sells or not is of no consequence to these investment groups. They have trillions to spare on pushing their bullshit everywhere, and most of it just gets written off on taxes, making governments pay for it
>>686395357Radahn was groomed by a faggot during pride month*
>>686402843Report s of the death of the author... Have been greatly exaggerated!
>>686411624Why is she racist towards robots?
>>686378685Woke mongoloids made a woke mongloid game. This isnt surprising.
>>686381869Its propaganda, plain and simple
>>686378685If your new slop shooty game has a single word title with "fall" or "born" in it. It is complete, unequivocal, unmitigated, moldy, putrescent lizard shit
>>686379638Thinking about the combined work hours to make all of these complete pieces of shit is crazy lmfao.So many people shit into one huge toilet then their social teams blamed the buyer for not wanting shit.
>>686407058The game they made is the videogame equivalent of a Weird Al song parody. If it was marketed as satire then it would be much better received but the problem is that they're 100% serious.Just look at this shit >>686380373
>>68637882999% of those only succeeded cause they wete pre-existing IP's that people were already fans of. They succeeded in spite of the woke shit not because of it. The director of Spider-Man 2 said it best himself that fucking faggot. That they "have to inject the stuff that people don't want into things they do want so that they come to like the things that they didn't know they wanted" ANY woke game that isn't a pre-existing IP flops spectacularly every single time as proven by>>686379638Which is why they need to try and force this shit into all the stuff we love and cherish.
>>686378685It's what happens when devs try to appeal to yanks
>>686378829>get woke usually means get rich
>>686381869Finkbucksâ„¢
>>686378829schizo posthow are EA Sports, RE4, FF16 and Elden woke anyway
>>686398201Why are gen X niggas like that?
>>686378685From what I've read, your choices for the most part are pointless becausse the story will move in the same route and direction no matter what you pick.Also there is no penalty for dying in combat, you immediately respawn and continue where you left off. According to a previous thread, the developers didn't want the game to look ableist, however they went so far in that that almost nothing you do in game really matters
>>686398201anon you make it sound like the game is actually a good fun satireis it that or does it just fail miserably at being woke?
>>686418279different anon, but but no it's sadly not satire
>>686379805Buy an ad, Nick
>>686401869>picIs she French?
>>686380373>Says black kid in a normal tone>Captions: BLACK kid
>>686418620It's a french Cartoon, Miraculous Ladybug. It's...not very good, but the movie is
>>686418825Words are powerful
>>686418904Only when spoken by a strong black woman.
>>686380373What happens if you select one of the other two options? Does she still go apeshit because they didn't refer to him as some overly long PC name for black person?
>>686418904I can't wait for my sensitivity training
>>686388558Is that literally every interaction? I'd honestly want to read a detailed review by someone here, or a Youtube review that isn't some PC asskisser
>>686378685this is like if you took those cringe /pol/ itch.io games but instead had it made by neolib progressives and sold it for 30 bucks
>>686396523cunny T0T
>>686385663This is that tales from the borderlands "sequel" right? I assume it's no where NEAR as good as the first one? Any games out right now that recapture what drove people to Telltale games?
>>686418904>Against enemies... and friendsLmao, I never read something so leftie like this
How many copies? I need to know if these fucks are out of a job.
>>686380373it's like a parody of 2016 SJWs
>>686416536Because she can't use her powers to manipulate them
>>686378829Almost none of those games were profitable.Hogwarts Legacy, Madden, TotK, EA Sports, SMBW, MLB, ER, MK8, and Minecraft are the only profitable games on that list.Sales do not mean profits. Minecraft is making less money each year, and has a legacy chud foundation supporting it, explaining its success. Sports will always be huge money makers from the chuds.Hogwarts Legacy is a successful woke game by being center woke. and not trans work. It tricked the chuds into buying it.My point is that you need to appeal to chuds in order to make money in this industry. This is reality.
pass to watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZG-daQkOUc
>>686379805Am I really gay if my default is women but lust for guys that are 100% completely out of my reach?>pic related (Obviously I would top)
>>686379190>implies the government specifically paid to make this game, when in reality the government gives out loans to indie studiosThe government is defacto doing that because it forgives those loans.Let me explain just in case you are honestly not aware>blue haired feminist makes a game company llc>llc gets those loans from programs>game doesn't sell, in debt to those loans>dissolves LLC or government forgives those loans because of "unforseen hardship">blue haired feminist goes to another game company and does the same scheme over and over again
>>686390976Looks more like chemical burns, honestly
why some indie game no one bought has like 3 threads up?
>>686419501Redpill this for me. Is this guy gonna praise the hell out of the game or does he rightfully criticize it's bullshit?
>>686379805I am literally gay. As in cock guzzling gay, and I hate faggots and trannies and niggers and women. I think we can get along just fine.
>>686419709because is chudcore kino
>>686378685Isn't this a literally who game? Ironically, /v/ spamming it constantly probably helped it gain popularity, kek
>>686420063No, the sales are still the same
>>686420063I bought the game to own the chuds
>>686420063Yeah, worked so well for Morbius too whem it got re-released by Sony.
>>686387816lollmao
>government funded media no one watches interviews creator of government funded game no one playshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V28A97GcuDY
>>686420063>Ironically, /v/ spamming it constantly probably helped it gain popularity, kekthis gaslighting again, you just want people to stop talking about your failureseven assmongoloid talked about the game, yet it failed to hit 100 players and has only gone down since releasebut surely in two weeks it will be a big hit if /v/ keeps talking about it
>>686378829so woke needs an already established and successful franchise, otherwise it fails on it own
>>686382024Much like how Rowling is a hardcore leftist feminazi who is seen as a literal nazi because she doesn't see men in dresses as women the game is also pozzed to absolute shit but still seen as some alt right shit because troons are completely deranged
>>686396859>>686397843Are you literally fucking stupid? Did you not even play the game? It's woke trash.>>686400728>he's so desperate to believe his culture war controversy made a woke AAA game successful he now denies Harry Potter id one of the biggest IP ever and that normies buy shit just because they see a BIG BRANDyou are straight up mentally ill. Straight up creating an alternative reality in your head and believing its real.
>>686421997are you really going to ignore that all the biggest leftist safe spaces absolute blacklisted and reviled any discussion about the game?
according to leftypol, any game that is successful is somehow woke while any game that flops cannot be woke, even though it's filled with niggers and tranniesso this way they win every timeat least in their minds
>>686422331Do you really think I care about your obsession with culture war bullshit, tranny?There are three facts:1. The game is woke. And anyone who actually played it will tell you so, besides mentally ill thirdies in severe denial.2. Harry Potter is a fucking MASSIVE franchise and thie game would succeed no matter what based on IP power alone.3. JK Rowling is not some "based tradpilled conservative" but a crusty feminist lefy-wing bitch. And no, your "controversy" did not make her rich because she's always been a gigs billionare from the massive success of pretty much the biggest children's book and movie series of all time.
>>686420063$10M to make and you can buy physical copies. It's a AA game
>>686423487you should just say yes next time.
>>686378829MAN YOU GUYS ARE WILD. First there was a boycott against Hogwarts legacy because of JK Transphobia. Now it is Woke and you're claiming it as a victory. Wild stuff
>>686424560>Now it is WokeIt always was. Unless you're going to tell me 19th century hogwarts full of fags and niggers is "based and tradpilled".
>>686379125
>>686417645>300mso, like 3 games?
>>686423487>your "controversy" did not make her richok troon, nobody of us has ever said thatwe sai that YOUR "controversy" did nothing.hang yourself
>>686422331Hogwarts Legacy would be considered a woke game if leftists didn't hate J.K. Rowling for reasons unrelated to the game. There's a trans student at Hogwarts in the 1800s. The African magical school is better than Hogwarts yet there's still a bunch of transfer students attending Hogwarts despite it being an inferior school. It's only considered a non-woke game due to contrarianism.
>>686424725to be woke it needs to actualy please the woke crowd, wich it certainly didn't.you only pretend to be pleased about it in an atempt to own the chuds
>>686405420My only point of interest is in how it inadvertently comes off like a satire of this sort of "extremely online bubble with no direct experience of the depicted country" developed media. If I was making a parody of a twitter brained person with a million made up orientation flags in their bio, it probably would wind up looking like this game.
>>686425143>>686425253And yet again I hope this board had IP counters and country flags. You thirdies would never get over it.
>>686422331Why do think that's relevant? Infighting is one of the hallmarks of those retards.
>>686419396>I can't mentally influence you with my superpowers so I hate you and your kind????????????
>>686378685Is this a Dustborn-like or Dustborn-lite?
>>686378685Mmmm another black girl game, surely it'll work this time, right guys?
>>686426006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EqCh6gUup8The song is actually catchy
>2044>"Dustborn was a misunderstood cult classic"
>>686382690>76You know the drill faggots it’s time ALMOST HEAVEN
>>686380373Wow, this is so brave i'm crying, thank you for saying what needed to be said!
This game feels like it was developed entirely by white people
>>686380078>>686380373>In every conversation your character has an irrational thought shoot through their head when listening to people talk, and if you press the corresponding button your character suddenly shouts their way into the conversation unprompted>>686385062>When fighting an enemy that isn't a person, your character will literally make themselves mad at nothing by thinking about something>>686411624>>686419396>The main character is biased toward robots, and blames other things like her childhood and her past beliefs for her bigotry toward a specific race rather than owning up to her own morale shortcomings>The robots even have a term for people who are bigotted toward them in this world, and the main character still hates robots>She even gets mad at them SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE SHE MANIPULATE THEM WITH HER WORDS>>686418904>The main character can infuse her own words with magic abilities, and instead of just using them to defeat her enemies, she near-immediately decides to also use them to LITERALLY MANIPULATE her friends>>686426006>Game also opens with a song that basically is actively threatening people who aren't the same race/part of the same group as them>>686383117>Obligatory "Every friend in the group is a different race and/or has someone with an Acceptable DisabilityTM" mentionLiterally how is this game real and not a satire
>>686426578Yeah. About that.
>>686418904So when they yell RACIST they are using their Super on you
>>686392435>black dude with shartmonger hair>tranny>tranny>tranny>suka blyat>spic>only person ppossibly hate playing idk>trannywew
>>686388103Anon you play as a naked barbarian with a 14 meter long dicksword and turn all of these diverse characters into xp points as you go on to fuck either the single most aryan woman to ever live or a magical loli
>>686426605She *CAN'T manipulate themagh fuck
>>686397853>Undertalehttps://x.com/dailytobytrivia/status/1664281899357941760Tranny. Game.
>>686383117
>>686426612Yes?
>>686425218>The African magical school is better than HogwartsOnly because they cut the heads off of chickens and perform Oooga booga voodoo
>>686418904
>>686419270someone linked me this the when I asked the same thing. as bad as you think it could possibly be, its worse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uByUCXJ9Aj4
>>686379805you're me
>>686379805
>>686425218Game wasn't even that good to begin with anyway. The Mobile game/VN and the Chinese made game with RTS card gameplay are better
>>686426006>Evil white boss in backroundWhen your mere existence makes lesser people seethe you love to see it>Those QUIRKY instrumentsYu(I)k!
>>686421628Progressive ideology today is far right ideology 10 years from now. That's just how it is
>>686383117>>686380373>>686380078>>686385062/v/ros, the fuck? You guys said that it's wokeshit. But these are actually fucking funny
>>686378912The music of that game is pure kino.It is almost as good as Mechwarrior.
>>686426252>Rhyming PORN with NEWBORNWhen you forget to dial back the LEFTISM
>>686425218Even in the books it is somewhat heavily implied that british magical culture is ass-backwards due to their isolationist practices (from other magical communities) and obsession with bloodline purity. They basically decided to teach all of the wizards how to be completely unthreatening, on purpose, in order to reduce the chances of producing a second grindelwald. And then they produced a second grindelwald but as a bonus no one knew how to fight him. Also the fact that hogwarts havent been able to keep a defense against the dark arts (retarded on its face because the class is actually jinxes and hexes and curses AND the countermagic to all of the above, as opposed to the other 2 of the 5 schools of magic having entire dedicated classes charms being just charms and transfiguration being just transfiguration) teacher for longer than a single term for the past 30 years is a real humdinger of a problem. During the founders era was one thing but modern hogwarts is basically retard school for people who want to learn magic wrong.
>>686426006Does she have an artificial limb?its like when you're a kid and you just mix everything into your mac and cheesewhy not give her that disease where her eyes are different colors? has a game had a character with *autistic little hand flutters* yet?
>>686380373I like the comic book art direction. That is all.
I have no idea why /v/ is so obsessed with this turd
>>686427738modern /v/ is full of zoomers, brownies, and turd worlders
>>686427650On this note, harry graduates from hogwarts knowing exactly 0 hexes and one singular jinx, which he was taught extracurricularly by a pureblood family during a summer homestay.
>>686427650Yeah but since its because Rowling is a self-hating white we can just discount it
>>686383117fucking kek, banger
>>686427703Was just looking at how FAT those broads legs are and noticed she has that skin disease, they went down the checklist! kek
>>686427738>>686427770Because we enjoy trashing shit games and seeing how far leftie delusion can go. Enjoying your first day?
>>686427703>eyes are different colors?I don't understand what you meanlike two different shades of brown?
>>686428090>filling the catalog with constant low effort twitter/reddit threads is actually heckin oldf*g behavior, frickin newf*gsI bet you don't even remember when posting links was a bannable offense for advertising.
>>686427738This has been answered over and over.>ctrl+f "parody" 6 results>ctrl+f "satire" 8 resultsIt's the fact that the game is so over the top and tryhard. and so obviously developed in an online bubble with no direct experience that it is indistinguishable from a satire of "leftie" games.
>>686379805Then you're in the right place!
>>686390803>fat>ugly>septum piercing>vaguely brown>wacky dyed hair>quirky mismatched clothing>extreme vitiligogenuinely like a parody someone on /v/ would say as a joke
>>686378685those games are either undertale (1% chance) or absolutely dead on arrival (99% chance) no inbetween
>>686399963it is listed on anti woke sites as woke due to its pronouns and gay characters (the divine specifically not caring for gender)
>>686421149most games fail if they are not an established franchise, very few exceptions
>>686379638It's funny knowing that Monke outsold all of those combined.
>>686383117So is the guy on the back right only there because he's gay or some other kind of "minority"?
>>686425253It literally has a tranny character
>>686428943Fucking balatro probably outsold all of them combined.
>>686378829>exec sees this>"welp, I'm sold. time to make all my games lame and gay!"
>>686381869>none of them buy the gameAll of them did. That's why it's making the numbers it does. :^)
>>686429310pretty sure a lot of them were paid to play the game, anon
>>686419709/pol/ thread
>>686422498according to pol, any game that flops is somehow wokewhile any game that succeeds cannot be woke, regardless if it's filled with niggers or tranniesso this way you win every timeat least in your minds
>>686417557This is so fucking ridiculous. These games are neither woke nor anti woke.If it was to be criticized for being anything, it wouldn't be it being woke or anti woke. But potentially it leaning into nationalistic propaganda. But even that's a stretch. And it has nothing to do with wokeness.Why is the world so fucking retarded now? Not saying the world has never not been stupid, but it has gotten exponentially worse. People are just looking for shit to be angry at, and when you can't find anything you create it yourselves. So that you have something to be angry at.
>>686415702>they get paid no matter whatcan you really say that in cases where the company or studio gets shut down though?
>>686429558>inverse what he said>makes no sense but posts it anyway because he's an upset ESLstruck a nerve?
>>686391225Oh no that's in there. It starts with them robbing people, killing off some cops and unrelated people. Then they enter another country, sing a song about ethnically replacing the people in there and go on about porn and newborns.
>>686391380>>686391613>>686391912It's made by a guy who was educated in Oxford and went to university in New York.
>>686378829What was woke about spiderman 2? The two fags who liked each other?
>>686378685Astroturfed by game journo faggots, nobody wants to play this garbage
>>686378912You are saying that battlefield 2 was bad?
>>686379805So the average Republican?
Nobody wants to play as characters like thisYou built your entire game around a few weirdos who don't even buy games
>>686419396Somehow this is still too suddle for chuds
>>686378829So what that means is that if the wokies subvert established and beloved franchise, game will sell because franchise is a known name. But when the wokies will try and create something new it will crash and burn and will be left in the dust.
>>686430779They will multiple. You see 83 now but next year it will be 6,889 then followed by 47,296,921. You will see.
>>686431263more like 4.7296,921
>>686378685people addicted to their fake funded echo chambers decided to make games.images of this game are vomit inducing.
>>686429909Battlefield 2 on consoles is completely different to Battlefield 2 on PC and is forgotten compared to it's PC brethren.
>>686429501You tell them SISTER, activate your VOICE and TRIGGER yourself to VICTORY!
>two wokebroke games in one week getting completely fucking mogged by some chink monkey with a stick lovin every laugh
>>686380373>TriggerSo they admit blacks randomly get impulses to do chaos?
>>686378912Holy based, loved shooting chinamen
>>686427738>I have no idea why people laugh at clowns
Trying a little hard isn't it?
>>686378829>posts infiltrated franchisesFunny enough none of those games did better than their og versions. >hogwardsThe game that makes trannies seethe.>elden ringI doubt its woke brigaded. Putting a single obsecure gay in it doesnt suddenly turn the whole game woke.
>>68637868583 all-time peak. That's what catering to people that live of welfare and have little to none disposable income will get you.
>>686384938>DUDE WEED LMAO
>>686392435People tuning in for a train wreck they don't have to pay for is not a "useful data point".
>>686419396This captures lefties so well.They see the working class and niggers as subhuman and subservient to them, which is why they get so fucking angry when they aren't voting for democrats.
>>686378912Loved this gameHotswap was a kino mechanic and the campaign from both sides is kino
