I got unremovable ransomware from the soviets. There was a literal FBI investigation and out of court settlement with comcast. And because I'm on neetbux, I can't afford a computer and a console's really tough to save up for.What games other than Final Fantasy and Chess can I get for my phone that aren't complete garbage and won't cost me with $999999999 dollars in microtransactions? MTGA is good, but I already tried it, and it's off the table, you just grind cards way too slowly
How much did they ask for?
hey petya...
>>686441247Three fiddy
>>686441120>unremovableFormat the hard drive retard
>>686441120Get a job instead of playing games
How'd you get it. Ran some unknown exe?
>>686441443but that would remove all the data on it...
bro got petya in 2024 LOLwhat kind of illegal porn were you downloading?
nice one piratekeks
>>686441474The data is already lost
>>686441120what did you download
>>686441120>We locked your computer>Go to this website to unlock itHow am I gonna do that when the computer is locked, jackass?
>>686441474You will never get your data back. Just format, reinstall and think about backup next time.
>>686441474>implying that you get any of it back if you get a console or a new computerFormat the hard drive you dishonest retard
>>686441474its gone, buddy lolpetya isnt a jokeunless you actually pay to get it back you arent getting anything back
>>686441443>>686441646>hard drivewhat if he's on a solid state drive?
>>686441763it would be extremely painful
>>686441465he opened that donut pic
>>686441120was the underground porno worth it anon
I'd be pretty bummed if I lost my data to one of these but I'd format the drives immediately, no point sitting there hoping it gets better on its own. Guess this is a good reminder to update my backup hard drive.
>>686441120What OS were you using? It doesn't matter the lesson is backups are not optional, you have to back up everything mission critical. Buy an external hard drive. a 4TB drive is $94 on amazon. mega .nz offers 20GB for free. My advice is disconnect the computer from the network so nothing else gets infected. And you don't need a new computer you need to format your hard drive and reinstall the operating system. Download bitdefender the free version is fine.
>>686441889I opened the donut pic years ago too and nothing happened to m-
>>686441120downroad emulastir and plsay the game you want to plat on the emulator all good and no it maybe not
>>686441474there's a small chance the master key gets released get a new hard drive, 240gb ssd is 15 bucks
>>686441885You're a gay guy.
>>686442158>adding a hyphenyou're doing it wrong, just like all those candlejack ni
when do i need to replace my backup drive? what if both my drives die at the same time??
in 2 weeks quantum computers will crack it, just hold on.
>>686442331https://www.seagate.com/blog/what-is-a-3-2-1-backup-strategy/
>>686442278oh no, the niggers got him
>>686442331Crystaldiskinfo to check your drive health
>>686442764I've had 95%+ health discs randomly stop working so this predicts nothing.
>>686442331RAID + remote copy.Check in every two months.
They need to start giving death penalty for hacking like this. Personally I think them should execute them live on tv to discourage others from doing it.
In my 20 years of living and pirating, this is the first time Ive seen a case of ransomware.What kind of dolphin porn did you download OP?
The answers to all your questions is I downloaded absolutely fucking nothing. It was a zero day attack on my router, then once they realized my computer was so old it only had TPM 1.0, they could do whatever they fuck they wanted with it. The malware was directly in the motherboard. I tried to clear CMOS, but all that happened was I had a blackscreen forever.All the FBI was able to figure out how I got hacked, not who hacked me. That's the NSA's job. And the death screen was in complete russian, so I couldn't fucking read it at all. This was like 2 years ago at this point, so I can't find the death screen I got on Google Image Search.
>>686443297>average windows 7 in 2024 user
>>686443297>The malware was directly in the motherboardgeez, there's no way to reinstall the bios stuff from a usb drive at this point is there?
>>686441625> He buys a new hard drive and backs up his old hard drive to it> Petya is still there
>>686443297What router?
>>686442027>neet>having anything important on his driveslmao he is just being lazy not wanting to redownload shit
>>686441247Doesn't matter, they wont decrypt his HDD even if he pays.
>>686443371>zero day>Windows 7 for sures
>>686443551>once they realized my computer was so old it only had TPM 1.0Did you miss that part bud?
>>686443371>he has Windows 7 on his router
>Sha256 encryption is le impssibleHow dumb are you ? You could decrypt it in 2 seconds
>>686442983RAID is not a backup solution. What are you trying to achieve?
>>686443607>TPM>on his router>matters, because otherwise hackerino'd!!!It seems you are talking out of your ass.
>>686443297>he malware was directly in the motherboard.sheesh, that's brutal. But if it happened two years ago, why are you even making this threadAnd why are you the artist, sculptor and modeler for Godzilla>>686443609>he doesn't shitpost straight from his router for maximum speed shitposting
>>686443297lol this is 100% made up by someone who doesn’t know how computers work
>>686443609and I wasn't even running Windows 7, I was running Windows 10, and I only figured in retrospect, but one of my very good e-friends right before the ransomware incident was actually an NSA agent. they all do the same thing, they call "information system analystsshortly before they hardlocked me, my computer was acting up like crazy, so he ran a zillion windows commands to diagnose the problem, that dumped a log so big that we actually had exchanged our personal gmails in order to send itHe first told me just run the windows repair tool, and when I told him it didn't work, he's like what the fuck, what do you mean it didn't work? then when he looked at the massive log that windows dumped, he said jesus christ, windows actually is so smart that it's realizing it's executing the instructions out of order, and his finally i have no idea whether or not there's something wrong with your board or if you have stealth malwaredid this thread just automatically get taken by the soviet botnet?i actually have the screenshot i took for him on my google drive. here's the screenshot
how the fuck does someone even get hit by ransomware anywayliterally never happened to me in my life, and I've been pirating shit for a while
>>686443886Cope more. It's going to be funny seeing more WTF I GOT LE HACKED?!? posts in the future from people who are still running windows 7 or xp.
>>686444310nice personal blog you dumb schizo faggot, genuinely no one cares.
>2011+13>running your PC from the admin account>downloading questionable shit and running .exes that come with itdeserved. and I know almost for a fact you will make the same mistakes again
>>686441465pirating bbc cuck porn
>>686444384you guys are so fucking distracted by how I opened this that you missed the whole fucking question I asked, I'm looking for a decent fucking game I can play on my phone that's not chess or final fantasy
>>686443946that's not who I am. I'm this guy. you need to thoroughly familiar with the lore of [s4s] to understand this though
I have nothing on my computer that I really care about so I'd just format it if I got hacked.
>>686443946this youtube video might help you get up to speed, thoughhttps://youtu.be/xUAliZXmcjo?si=FSEGJORjvk1RHZ1f
>>686444480>don't use a trip>make an OP post with a much more interesting picture than topic don't worry I'll help you out>>>/vmg/
>>686444480If you have an android phone download some emulators and roms. Playing with touchpad isn't best experience but turn based games like advance wars and pokemon won't be to much of a hassle. Emulators for snes, nes, gb/gba will run flawlessly even on cheapest garbage phones.
>>686444480We didn't need context for that.Almost anything free is worthless to play but there are a few actual free gems out there.Most things 5 to 15 dollars are gonna be full games with no bs. A bunch of indie games get ported to android these days.Also your problem is nonexistant, if you weren't a bum you'd just buy a new rig and move on. How about you work at mcdonalds for a month, bam there's your console.
>>686444634for of all, you actually need to use linux to properly format a drive, it's called zeroing the drive, where they give two passes, with a full throttle random strings of 1 and 0, then a second pass of all 0, all windows does is just be whatever and clear the master index and the data's still there, so really intelligently designed malware will still work
>>686444901i actually do have a trip, i just never use it, and because the whole of point of being Yuji Sakai is anyone is can impersonate him, I'll just tell what it is right now, it's LOLE
>>686445028never heard of you don't give a shit and you sound like you don't even know what trips are for
>>686444908not really. i'm a full throttle autistic with serious physical issues and also have a severe sleep disorder that's often comorbid with autism, called circadian rhythm disorder, freerunning type. so i can't work kind of conventional job at all, and the SSI rules are just so fucked up there's no way to get out of the system until they actually pass some laws to fix it
>>686444903there actually is a way to hook a ps5 controller up on bluetooth, but i'm the problem i'm having is that I recently had to warranty my phone, and my new phone refuses to connect to my backup at all, which had every single NES and SNES rom on it ever. the other problem is, I have no idea where the fuck to go to get roms now, because Nintendo has straight up been at war with all the rom sites lately
>>686445112that's the even funnier thing. the real problem is that you don't understand how [s4s] works, and that's my homeboard. anyone can be Yuji Sakai, whenever the fuck they want
>>686444373brahahaHe's a Windows 10 loser, and so are you.
>>686445705>click on /s4s/>top 30 threads have under 10 postsmaybe 4chan has too many boardswhy was /z/ deleted when this exists
>>686443510it's a fucking pain in the ass that took me like 3 full days once
>>686441120what did you download?
>>686441120What kind of suspicious shit were you downloading to end up in this situation??
>>686442879It's better than nothing, I got a yellow warning before it was too late and was able to save the data before losing all those tbs of dolphin porn
>>686446587>>686446551imagine reading a thread past the OP before replying. fucking idiots
>>686443297>then once they realized my computer was so old it only had TPM 1.0fuck off I'm not enabling TPM nigger
>>686441120at least my physical games cant get ransomware lol
>>686442258For your butthole.
>>686447015then you're just gonna get a remote code exploit automatically, and at minimum, you're gonna have stealth malware, it really is that simple. you are very clearly some sort of russian disinformation agent
>>686443514They absolutely will
>>686447047>he doesn't know
>>686441120How do you even get this shit?
>>686446990YWNBAW
>>686441120Daily reminder that this can happen if you install pre-2017 fitgirl repacks
>>686444346It mostly happens to either fantasists like OP, or specifically targeted individuals who are either stupid and/or rich or in the "know".
>>686447268you will never be able to read
>>686443297Why were you targeted specifically? You must have pissed off a very l33t d00d or a powerful group of people directly for that to happen
>>686441120>pirating is a victimless crim- -ACK -ACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKK
>>686441120don't care still voting Trump
>>686443297>the l33t soviet hackers targeted my router!you're a jobless NEET nobodys fucking zero day attacking you.
>>686444480K then, tou can play riven, world of goo, or download a ds emulator to play yugioh nightmare troubadour
>>686444912mate youre fucking retarded.
>>686441474wasn't petya a wiper? your shit is already lost
>>686441120>You became victim of theIESLB
what kind of larp is this?
>>686447995The only way I could see it happening is if he pissed off some /pol/ glowfaggot/agent and they bricked his PC out of spite.
>>686441530>>686441564>>686443269>>686447223A trustworthy Nigerian prince told me to download a file so I could inherit his wealth
disregard my post i suck cocks
Whats the point of targeting pirates with viruses when they are likely poor people who cant afford to pay a ransom? God, hackers are so dumb I wish they would all kill themselves.
>>686448784Enjoying your free game, pirateanon? Heh heh heh...
>>686441120give me the link, I will pay for it you stupid faggot
>>686448784of course a modern /v/ zoom zoom can't grasp the concept of doing things for fun or just because he can
>>686441120Stop downloading CP and files in Russian/Chinese before testing them.
>>686449157but they are asking for money so clearly they didnt do it just for fun
>>686449305>he should have made an entirely different virus specifically for the purpose of being fair to people with low income
>>686446015Beecock wasn't ad friendly.
>>686447185I don't use microslop's OS and aside from video game executables from steam and my linux ISO I build most things I use from source
>>686449373No. I'm saying mostly poor people pirate so whats even the point of using ransomware on someone who cant pay it?
This is supposed to be video games? Why the fuck are you retards entertaining a tripfag?What the fuck is up with zoomers these days?
>>686449853who?
>>686449619OP is larping, he's even saying the FBI "made an investigation". as if the FBI has even a minute to spare to investigate a random NEET's computer virus
>>686450734I didn't realize that OP was live action roleplaying with his D&D buddies
>>686441120that's why you run shady shit in a VM
one day I ran a pirate copy of photoshop or something and the command prompt appeared for a split second and my computer started making loud noises like it was working really hard so I immediately hit the power buttonthinking I had a virus I decided I should save my most important files and booted into a linux usb drive, the windows filesystem was perfectly intact so I transferred all my files over to my usb drivethen I rebooted my computer to see what would happenit turned out to be ransomware and my computer got encrypted, but unlike OP all I had to do was wipe the hard drive and reinstall.
>>686444129It is 100% possible to install malware on the motherboard ROM and has happened before.How do you think motherboard firmware updates work?
>>686449517you'd figure linux would be my thing but i never around to trying it until i was forced to use iti had a burnt cd of something called partedmagic, and this asshole is charging for linux now, so i tried to contact him and ask him if he could mail him a check and then mail me a burned cd of it and he wasn't fucking responding, and then i read in the media several weeks later on bleepingcomputer the whole fucking email system is under cyberattack, so that's why he didn't get it
>>686441474oh no! you might lose all the porn!
>>686443297>erm the virus just appeared out of thin airbad larp
>>686451330Do you know how long it takes to redownload all of that porn? Some of it might be difficult/impossible to find again if enough time has passed.
>>686441120>an military gradeOh shit, it's the real deal
>>686451486I think OP pissed off a /pol/ glowfaggot and he went rogue which is why the FBI wanted to look into it assuming this isn't just one gigantic shitpost >>686443297
>>686441983>Indonesia gov got ransomware>tfw too dumb to know how computer works>hackers release the decryption key anywayez
>>686447648forgot to mention I'm trans by the way
>>686441474And this is why the OS and important data should be kept on sepperate discs.
>>686443652>Failure proofing your storage is not a storage solution
>>686452220we can tell, no need to explain
>EternalBlue was stolen and leaked by a group called The Shadow Brokers a month prior to the attack.>EternalBlue was developed in secret by NSAyou literally can't make this up
>>686441120>he doesn't backup on a regular basisback up atleast once a monthonly download torrents from trusted sourcesalso don't download weird shit, get an anti-virus with randomware protection, it'll block encryption activities oh yeah and stop watching porn you faggot tahts why you got this
>>686452601The only Eternal Blue I care about is Lunar
>>686441763I accidentally formatted a solid state drive using a hard drive formatter and it made so much mustard gas and broke the drive.
>>686443297Nigga shut the fuck up you’re a random ass neet no one is gonna want to chance the risks with a zero day attack on some nobody with nothing important.
>>686441120>he became victim of the BLYAT RANSOMWAREStalkerbros...I don't feel so good
LmaoAn actual schizo thread
>>686445028Shin Megami Tensei Dx2. It's a gacha but it's a fully fledged dungeon crawler too
>>686447185My PC is so old that it doesn't even have TPM and I still haven't gotten RCE malware, what gives?
>>686453007Maybe he had really good porn
>>686453432Yes, piratebro. There is not way based fitgirl or any of the other people in the scene would ever release zero day malware. It's a load of bupkis
>>686444480Well why didn't you say so, in that case Request threads go to /r/ you stupid namefag
>>686441120get NAS, get cheap hard drives for different things (1TB for music, 1TB for movies, etc). store these drives in a nice airtight bin underneath your bed. label them so you know what's what. have lots and lots of stuff and an empty harddrive on your computer. :)
>>686454629Tell me why should i buy that when at that price i can buy like 10 1tb external drives for example.
>>686441120This would be easily bypassable if windows 10 and 11 weren't dog shit. Enjoy getting fucked pckek
>>686442278>candlejackIt’s pronounced niggerjak and he WAIT WHY IS MY TV FLOATING IN THE A
>>686454836eh it's just for ease of use, you're supposed to be able to switch drives rather easily, they slot in and out, so you could have a bunch of drives stashed away and only take them out when you want to access them. of course, you could also just build another PC that would be dedicated to media storage for around the same price, and you can set up a media server.many different solutions to OP's problem is what I'm saying.
go to /g/, faggot
>>686441120Let me guess, you got caught after someone on *popular platform* promised to pay you 10 dollars for trying their new game.
>>686441120>Soviet Union stopped existing before the height of the Internet thanks to the US proxy wars and election rigging against Russia> actually got caught in a western glowie honeypot using a proxy that is pretending to be from Russia
>>686441120>I can't afford a computer and a console's really tough to save up for.Nigger just buy a new HDD and pirate Windows. It'll cost you like $40-120 bucks depending on size.
>>686441120Absolute fucking moron just restore one of your backups lmao
>>686446396You're a neet, it's not like you dont have 3 or more days to lose again
>>686441120nice, pull the HDD and put in a new one.
>>686441120I feel for you OPI remember when my laptop got Wanna cry I had went to sleep with my laptop on and woke in the middle of the night ajd there it was.I thought I was dreaming and was trying to safe the data by booting from Linux and getting data that way but it was too late. 10 years of data gone.Death to every Russian and the person I got it from and fuck McAfee, btw.
>>686456767>pirate windowsnot even that . buying a shitty license is 1-2€ nowdays
>>686441120purchase the key. pretend it's DLC for your favorite game! Windows!
>>686441120why not just..format the hd
>>686449920I filter out all anonymous posts. Except this one I am currently replying to
>>686443297>No guys, you see. I had TPM 1.0 motherboard chip. So you see, it is a GOOD thing that the NSA and other fucking shits want TPM 2.0, so they can lock you out of your computer for wrong thinks>Upgrade now to Windows 11
>>686450734I don't think you know I am. I'm an Elder God of the Internet. I'm fundamentally a Quaker, where I finally had unrestricted internet access in 1996 and while I didn't get Quake on launch, I got in pretty quickly. Then I ran a website, where at its absolute peak in 2003, was getting 300k unique ips a day, which was audience of a small television show within its own era, and I was making money off the google ad banners doing it. I didn't make enough to be set for life, but I did make enough money that I could whatever the hell I wanted when I went back to college.>>686459258seeing as you mentioned McAffee at all, i got this to sayhttps://youtu.be/yIaNZXgDtRU?si=wYWREbpm1027By-Olove him or hate him, you gotta admit this is a classic meme
>>686462286>I'm an Elder God of the InternetNo nigga you're a fucking NEET
>>686463625that's the whole reason I'm a NEET. because my website got the point where I had people stalking me and I was fucking fangirls, I have PTSD
>>686463853You are Not the real Yuji Sakai.
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