ITT: Retarded Mario Party Minigames
Summer is almost over brosAre you happy or sad
>>687370009I recently figured out these threads are a secret threads for some gay twitch stream, now THAT'S retarded
Oh yeah, Mario time.
I'm just posting this post here because I'm going to quote it when Starman is streaming tomorrow and he's doing a Mario Party 3 game with Daisy or/and Waluigi.Yes I will always complain about MP3 because doing it every stream is boring
>>687370490where?
>>687370923 thelordofawesome
>the stream started with zion bitching>it's been downhill ever since
>>687370497Do not be so hard on yourself Anon.
>>687371886Don't even start.
>>687372451OK i won't sorry
>>687371072THIS NIGGA EATING BEANS!
How are we feeling now that Pauline is on Mario Party?
>>687372809Excited, that and the fact that hexes seem to be coming back makes me even more excited
>>687372809Four player party of females? Sign me up!No, Birdo doesn't count. Fuck off.
>>687372809don't really have a strong opinion on her but i don't mind, hexes also coming back is a big plus but the ally system could break the game entirely, i don't know why ndcube wants to cram their parties with gimmicks but i hope it isn't too bad even with the double items/stars you get
>>687372809I like it since I like her and she's one of the original 3, so the fact that she wasn't used much was crazy to me.
>>687370920>trying to start drama about other literally who people in completely unrelated threadswrestling chads own you now
>>687373282Do you even know what drama is?
>>687372809>another woman in mario partyfuck her
>>687372809She will be my second choice after Daisy
>>687373383
>tloa streamthanks but i'll wait for the real retardy
Where is he?
>>687373383sexually?
>>687370087Happy. I fucking hate summer.
>>687370087Winter is better
>>687374056what's your favorite season?
Uh Oh
>>687370087Sad because I wasted it. happy because the good seasons are upon us.
>>687372809>no Blooper>no Pom Pom>no Dry Bones>no Kamek>no Hammer BroPauline and Ninji are good additions, but I wouldn't say I want either of them over my dead bros. Also>that one autistic guy in chat whose only personality trait is crying about Yoshi
>>687370087this summer was too hot and humid, glad fall is coming
>>687374236Fall
>>687372809I sure hope she starts scatting in the game!
>>687374425Zion? You must be new here.
>>687370009Sumo of Doomo, because it feels like its controls were designed with octopi in mind instead of human beings.>>687370920How does someone as inoffensive as Starman attract obsessive spergs like this anon? 9_10 I can understand, but not him.
>>687372809mario's gfpeachbutt need not apply
>>687374890stop
its starting.
>>687375032GODLIKE
>>687372809Hopefully she can actually have a meme like peach and her taxations, neither daisy or rosalina have any good ones for retardy
>>687375085That's part of why I'm willing to shitpost and root for Peach but not the other two, they're just kinda boring beyond "I'm cooming"
>>687375085but the real question is, what animal is her animal crossing version going to be
>>687374425i don't mind losing pom pom but i'm gonna miss dry bones and hammer bro even if ninji is a fun addition. also not sure why kamek's not playable, yeah he was the bowser space in super but bowser spaces are also back and judging from the bowser board, bowser can just make a massive clone of himself, you don't need both bowser and bad luck spaces especially when the latter was already a diet bowser space. should've seen when toadette won yesterday, what a hoot that was
>>687375085daisy literally used to be hi im winning and lavos from chrono trigger but it was forgotten in time thanks to 910 and the simp meme peach and doctor dick almost used to be forgotten too
>>687375085I guess there could be a meme about her being a government official?
Thanks for the star Mario
now who's hahaing
>>687375583Glowie Pauline, i like that
>>687375489but toadette was lavos
It is no longer Mario's party
>>687375085women in retardy are just not very funnythe discrepancy in images posted for the plumbers/dk/minions and the women tells the story well enough.
>>687376149idk i thought peach n daisy were funny as fuck when GPM and desco and mariobrothers gave retardy a whirl
Recently played Mario Party DS for the first time after watching a few Retardies and the Runaway Guys LP and for some reason, I found it boring to watch aside from moments where ProtonJon got assraped by the RNG yet fun to play. The minigames are really good, and while I hate the boards themselves (aside from Bowser's Pinball Machine), the items make for some seriously chaotic fun. I just wish the roster wasn't just 3's sans DK and we at least had Boo and Bobbeh in the mix. Also, the music kinda sucks, which is sad to say since I like the Party series' soundtrack overall.
>>687370087I'm not in school so summer means nothing to me
>>687376149Spoken like a very uncreative 4chan user
>>687376149The humor involving the women isn't in the art, it's in the genuine anger people feel when they win or even do good for a bit.
>>687376284DS i think is great fun but when played with others (somehow) there needs to be a gentleman's agreement to not use Gold Pipes.The game is really ruined by being able to buy multiple items. You even see shades of it in retardy itself. Pinball Machine could be 10 times better if at the halfway point the CPUs didnt just get loaded with triple dice and/or gold pipes. I guess it does make the zero flame feel more meaningful when it does happen but fuck that.
>Bowser appeared four times>Makes it to DK every time
>>687376806fuck DK in particular
>>687376806based boswer trying to stop the obvious kong rig
>>687376806DK has won a ton of retardies this year, he deserves to get shat on for a bit.
>>687376806his fault for wanting to get the bowser bomb every chance he gets
>>687374425>spike is still here
I'm late.
>>687370009Bumper Balls is one of the best minigames in the best game in the series. Not liking it is weird.
>>687377101Literally the only people I can imagine wanting him to come back are SMG4fags or Wii U kiddies who feel the need to defend 10 since it was the game they grew up with.
>>687377148I've missed you!!!!!!!!
AHEM
you have forgotten who this party belongs tolet me give you a reminder
HIS BONUS STARSHIS MINIGAMESHIS COINSHIS WIN
>>687377397Stayed up until 6 AM last night, sorry. Boos shall now be posted when needed.Also my lizard is here on my shoulder, please say hello. She is sad Yoshi lost.
>>687376284>ds music sucksno wayyy
whos doing retardy
>>687377148glad you're back booanon
HIS PARTY NIGGAS
>>687377606hello lizard
>>687377727see>>687371262
>>687377727mr wrassle man
>Mario Party DSstop doing this
>DS retardy with ToadYAWN
>sperg says i didnt do anything>literally will not shut up about yesterday and is trying to cause a rise
>Mario Party DSKeep doing this!
>>687378014I'm sorry. I tried
How come Nine_Ten never watches any retardy streams?
>>687378014In defense of MPDS the last game of it on Music Room was crazy and an incredibly tight race if you were watching
>Mario Part DSi am ok with this
>>687377775She fucking farted/queefed on me after you said that, so I put her back in her tank.Back to the task at hand, anyway.
>Mario Party DSi sle->it's not bowser's pinball machine for the millionth timenever mind
I don't know about retarded minigames, but DK's Stone Statue is a very retarded board. It takes so long to get through because someone, without fail, WILL land on one of the Happening Spaces that trigger the long, drown out barrel animation at least once per turn. And since people are constantly losing money to the barrels, no one can really take advantage of the Faire Square gimmick here aside from people who get really lucky with hidden coin blocks and battle minigames.
>>687378115>streamer tells him point blank to shut up>he does not time out or banthat's the only way
Link to stream?
WAHBROS ASSEMBLE
>>687378115What happened yesterday?
>>687379083brother
>>687379083WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>687379284>toadette in last the entire game with 0 stars>bonus stars>gets all three of them and wins>zion has an insane spergout about how it was cheated or whateverit's almost like he doesn't know how unfair mario party can be or any game for that matter, i can't shake the feeling that most of what he says about something is due to either popular youtuber opinion or from some wiki
HE HATES IT
>>687379820Who streamed that game?
>>687379083WE GON GET IT
How could this be happening?
>>687380470what happen
>>687379069Why no response?
>>687380236qwerety, it was yesterday and the first game so if you really want to see the vod's still up the ranking system he does is fun considering it's more an event but it's ripe for turbo autists like zion to try and reign control and say that a certain character should get a certain rank just because of arbitrary whims like if blooper wins by any amount to get S
>>687380721been posted
Boo-posting is gunna be slow as fuck on this board, it seems.
>>687380913yes hello can i have one party with boo milk i mean boo milk i mean boo milk i mean Booboogie
>>687380913vote for 6 as final game so you can Boopost to your heart's content
>>687380881Link?
>>687381021Bookers...
>>687381250scroll up
>bees are tiny>tax queen in ds is tiny>queen bees are a thing>therefore, make tax queen look like a bee during a ds gameThat was the thought process behind this
>>687381832>glued pin for the stingerSOVL
>>687381832KINO
>>687381250idk why the clique fags are being so uppity@thelordofawesome
>>687381250He come to town!
>>687381832Cute bulge
>>687381832Who the fuck is the tax queen? That ain't no Mario character.
>>687382694peach
>>687382694
And now, a word for toad
WARIO NEEDS OUR POWER WAHBROSPOST WARIO
>>687382694It’s just peach except with the tax queen jokes taken to the next level by making her like tom nook
>>687382694Some guy's OC
ALL I WANT IS A PEPSIJUST ONE PEPSI
I only listen to vidya music
>>687375731I think the lavos bit unfortunately got mixed in with all the women
im so sorry that i cursed ds bros
Fuck it, this will be a per-emptive boo because I am bored.>>687381832IT'S HIP. Do you have an album somewhere for all your Peaches?>>687383019I am eating a garlic pizza RIGHT NOW. It's not that bad.
>>687381832I just realized I uploaded the incomplete one, sorry>>687383502Nope, sorry
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>687383009open your wallet
>People doubted DS
>everyone has 10 starsdude ds is fucking stupid
>>687383969welcome to dk's stone statue
>>687383009Welp
It's not called the MUSHROOM kingdom for nothing, bitches
>>687381832>the furry anon is the last hope for oc in retardy B A S E D
Why does toad always win ds anyways
>>687384338It has always been like that
its wariover
It is time for boo to rise up.>>687383756Who the fuck are you, mister? Stealing MY boos?!? You, sir, are an un-licensed, un-sanctioned boo-poster, and I am calling the police.
>>687384765How about this boo instead?
>>687384973
>>687384973I appreciate this man's need for fishing. A simple ghost, with simple wants and needs.
>Play MP6>It's always the bottom bin bitches and someone elseI'm tired boss
>>687384973For me? It's the yellow one.
The gamecube is a stable machine.
>>687385293mp6 without boo or bobbeh is fucking gay and niggers who cry about waluigi/birdo/bones can seethe too
>>687385671there's no way this isn't porn
>>687385731Porn? In retardy threads? Unthinkable.
The sidebars are now entirely boo, what have I done.
>haha
it's haunted
>>687386393god's work, my friend
Haunted-ass stream.
what happened
>>687386627everything
Here, have a boo Daisy so at least she has some presence on the sidebar.>>687386627I guess I'm the only one posting so "oops, all boo!".
>>687386664dont trust that crop
Also boo-ees in honor of last game's Beech.>>687386721Not a crop, actually.
>>687386627haunted stream get out now
>>687386627I got caught smoking the weed
Not relevant to the game but I imagine dk has a heart attack after nearly ever game he wins which is why he sings eddie, let me go back to my home almost every time he wins
>>687386627Yes
>So close to green robot>>687386938Very relevant, actually, due to the stream currently being haunted.
>suddenly
>>687386451>retardy creepypasta >we become the ai that the mario characters laugh at on the mushroom kingdom equivalent of 4chan and twitch
>>687386627Haha porn addiction
THAT BOY
>>687388024that isn't Boo
>Boo still dead-last even while the stream is haunted>>687388024He's pretty alright.
>>687387857This post just makes me even more confused
is tloa ok?
QUIT KNOCKING. YOU AIN'T COMING IN WITHOUT A WARRANT!
>>687388267he diedsomeone else is running the stream now and is hypnotizing people into liking boos
Posting the classic, the OG, the realest of real images.>>687388259This shall enter my folder forever. Thank you.
i stopped paying attention for an hourwhy is everyone king boo
Hey guys, how’s it going WHIRRRRRR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHArntXc3JA
I HAVE TAKEN OVER YOUR FAIR THREAD TO SAY ONE THING*AHEM*FUCK LUIGI I'M GONNA PUT HIS FAGGOT ASS IN THE PAINTING ONE OF THESE FUCKING DAYS
>>687388629Haunted stream
The gag is starting to overstay its welcome.
>>687388725It’s time to go back in YOUR painting, old man >>687388721
IT'S ALL BOOBS
>>687388721OH NO!
>>687388889is it finally time for the people of /v/ to get a cute ghost gf? probably not considering boo's performance
Hey check this shit out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai8zpdrziF0
I am running out of SFW boos...
It feels like it’s already halloween and I like it
>>687370087
Bobbeh giving the goon squad a lesson
Final three images here...
>>687389345[You're Beautiful]
>>687387560I'm gonna just looooop around the item shop for lamps
>>687389756And use them?
Second to last...
Hey guys what's happening in the Retardy str-
he's going to be right
And the final. That's it, all the boos are posted. Good day, sirs. Now Bobbeh can win in peace.
>>687389487I wish the /v/orld boos had more fanart.
at least all the sidebar shit makes this dogshit game interesting to watch
It feels like boo is using too much of his powers to take over the stream instead of just winning the game
>>687390337you were watching the game?
>last 5 turns event>roll the absurdly rare bowser revolution >lose 66 coinsthis isn't real no fucking way boo is getting shat on this hard
Is there one more? Just got home
>>687390859no
>>687390859does wrestling count
>>687390743>>687391079Why are you posting ZeLink?
i do not like women
GOD DAMN IT
>>687391108At least he isn't Bobbeh
>>687391235You like DICKS in inside your butt
>>687389845What? no of course not
>>687391324
We need a remake of this.
>wayward zelda bot lands in completely unrelated thread
>>687391394
I think there's a broken spam bot in here who got lost on his way to a Zelda thread, fucked up.>>687391473Yeah this guy gets it.
>fuck off faggot
uhhh boo?
>>Fuck off faggotNo one even said that lmao holy shit this thing is actually broken.
The best part about winning a Partyis knowing that poorfags don’t get to.And it’s important to beat them in Mario Partyso that you can remind poorfagsthat they aren't allowed to win anything in life.They’re allowed to...lose every single bonus star.and give me 3 stars in a single turn.And get stomped on by royalty.And that's... you know, pretty much itHey, that's a pretty nice Super Star!Not that a poorfag would ever know.HAHAHAHAHAHAHI I'M DAISY
>>687391473>as daisy is murdering everyone at duelingextreme chuckling to be had
>all this ghost slut spam just for Boo to get 3rdYou ever wonder how Boo died? Well, don't think too hard about it, because the obvious answer is that he is a SHITTER! A FUCKING PLEB! A GOD DAMN FRAUD! AND SUICIDE WAS THE ONLY SOLUTION TO THE DISEASE THAT WAS BOO'S FORMER LIFE!
>>687391892At least people switched to boo/ghost daisy near the end
Thank god that's over.
boobros...what went wrong?
>>687392030I ran out of boos right as there was a second chance time, thus boo was not selected to get all of the stars.
>worst characters won tonightmodern retardy in a nutshell yupdogshit stream
>>687392030it could be worsewe could be koopa kid
Daisy was the true boo all along
Great times
EZ
>>687392030everyone paid attention to the sidebar and not the game
guess we just leave the thread to the zelda bot now unless someone talks about wrestling or something the jannies sure are earning their pay after nuking a shitton of boards last week
that was the most fun i've had with retardy in a while. T
>>687370087sad. summer is one of the few bright and shiny moments in my country where its at its most beautiful and lush and just standing in the sun makes me happy.t. scandinavian
Who is Sid?
I want to watch this but I Never seen any mario party
>>687370087happy, it's too fucking hot outside. Half-naked zoomlettes are always appreciated but half of them are obese.
>>687388721Do the ghosts get vores by Luigi in this case
>>687394329Tune in tomorrow, it's just a bunch CPU being retarded
getting this thread to 300
>>687370009
One day until 9/2
>>687395380ok
>>687395528KWAB
Man, this was a weird stream.https://e621.net/posts/3641164?q=boo_%28mario%29+dry_bones+animated
we did it reddit
>>687392001>Daisy will never fart on you
>>687386786Source? Also post more high quality coronation day fanart
