ITT: Retarded Minigames
>a mario party 3 game without daisy or waluigiEAT SHIT anon who always complains about exactly this
your retarded lol
why is he frozen in there
Awful Tower, because it isn't awful enough
>>687471570
>>687472135How was Peach able to write the letter if she's still on the shitter?
>>687471570For me, it's MP4's shitty crane game.
peach riggery inbound
Starman?
DINO
>>687472685mhm
I hope that one anon who draws Tanooki Peach/Kitsune Daisy does something cute with Pauline once Jamboree comes out. What animal would she even be, though? The only design I can imagine working for her would be an ostrich like Phoebe or Gladys.
>>687471570What's the appeal of watching low level AI play each other in a game of mario party.
>>687472685Waiting in the sky?
>>687473005Cry harder, autismo.
>>687471703oops sorry time to complain about something else>>687473005
>>687472940simple: it's funny watching the lobotomites go
>>687473005>>687473117>one minute apart you're so lame
Boo anon, we have kidnapped your wife, release at least 15 boo pictures to pay the ransom
>>687473117Fuck you
I went to a con this weekend, and the funniest/worst cosplay of all was one that was basically Rosalina if she were a prostituteIt was a lot like this pic, but with more light blue than orange on her clothes (and of course, not showing her vagina on full display which I've censored here). If not for the silver crown and hair covering the right eye, I would have never guessed she was trying to be Rosalina.
>>687473215That's not me, I don't mind starman I'm just sick of MP3. That's all.
>>687473836>you're sadder than TeachIs that you 910? Are you STILL seething about Teach for no reason?
>>687473836Redpill me on retardy drama as someone who hasn't watched any in years
>dk the past 4 turns
>>687474124Outside of 910 there is no drama.People think it's "drama" because I posted that I find it boring that MP3 is played all the time and is using this to try and stir up shitposting in the thread.It's probably 910 himself doing it.
>>687472826Don't try to force it, just let it happen naturally if it does at all.
>>687474124Faggots spew bullshit to receive (You)s from other faggots dumb enough to reply.Let's find out if you're a dumb faggot.
>>687474124there is none, it's just one person screeching. usual /v/ thread derailer attitude.that's it lol
>>687474186>Dk the entire game
dk this whole game
>>687474124schizo madlad paid for bots in 910's streams
>>687474707what did chained kong do?
>>687474707what were his crimes?
>>687472826I’m glad you like my oc but I agree with >>687474251 still can’t really think of what to do with rosalina and while I think redd daisy is cute, I would prefer to do something relating with an actual meme or joke tied to her, only reason I did tanooki peach is because renting is kind of taxes which makes peach like tom nook
>>687474628God, I miss the blue cube Thwomps. The normal design's good and all, but I love the simplicity of the SM64 one.Playable Thwomp mod when?
>>687474839
>>687474906Can you do a Birdo? For laughs haha
>>687475139Doing what, does birdo even have any jokes?
MP3 has such boring maps
>>687475015>watch my cousin play this when I visited last thanksgiving>he genuinely cracked up when he got that psychopath/mind peek thoughtIt was nice to see since he found out that his girlfriend of 3 years was cheating on him and he was in a horrible mental spot at the time.>>687474906That's fair, I definitely see the value in not forcing a meme. This site in general has suffered hard because of it.>>687474745And to think he'd end up becoming the anti-Bowser during the Gamecube/Wii era.
>>687475239Make her covered and dripping with ink after bloop inked herThey're bound to appear in MP8 together
>>687475559based wholesome
>>687475328>shitty action times >almost all ? spaces are related to action time which means they take a zillion years>shitty board gimmicks>on top of boards that are just shit (cavern)>minigames are either sovlful kino or legitimately godawful>almost everything is flat and 2D in service of the toybox aesthetic which is hit or miss >spaces are all on generic white bland pathways which MP4 always gets shit for but never MP3 for some reason>forced waluigi and daisy whenever MP3 retardy is played (YMMV)>music just isnt up to par with MP2's
Why is the discord is trying to push the MP3=bad meme?
>>687475850because you touch yourself at night.
>>687475778>>687475328>people complain that other Mario Party games take a long time>MP3 takes forever with all the awful action times, item spaces and gambling every other turn
>>687475559>That’s fair, I definitely see the value in not forcing a meme. This site in general has suffered hard because of it.I was actually worried I was drawing too much of her, so I stopped for a while and now I try to draw more characters in addition to her.>And to think he'd end up becoming the anti-Bowser during the Gamecube/Wii era.They should’ve replaced his role with funky kong whenever dk became playable again.
>>687475987or cranky being nice just to spite bowser for no reason
>>687475328>>687475778>>687475980So this is what happens when you remove the IP counter...
>>687476197whole ass site got shittier when hiroshimoot did that
>>687476197Fight me on MP4 getting shit for ugly pathways but MP3 never getting shit for its paths, you can't.
>>687471703whenever me and my friend play we always liked picking donkey kong on easy and luigi on hard.
>>687476151>funky kong acting as anti-bowser>rarely that can go against you with cranky replacing him and dicking you over just because he thinks it's funny>>687476315>IP count gets deleted>the fucking board nukes last weekas if it couldn't be any more obvious they don't care about this site
>>687476197The correct move would have been to put post IDs on more boards.However, IDs would mean less shitposting. Less shitposting means less site engagement. Less site engagement means less advertisers, which means less money for Hiro.Removing the IP count means more shitposting. Get it?
>>687476471Mario Party 3 goes for a toybox aesthetic with the main gameplay taking place on a literal gameboard. 4 has no such excuse.Nigger.
>>687476909>it's SUPPOSE to look badlmao
>>687476909Devil's advocate 4 takes place in a giant cube that isn't based in reality.
>>687476957But enough about 4...
>lawlshi
>>687477165The only one ruining these threads are you seething and complaining like a bitch, 910.
>peach is gonna win
>>687476471i'm not the biggest fan either but they at least aren't floating above the board unlike 4, i feel like if they were baked into the board and all the turns weren't 90 degree angles they'd probably be better since i like the concepts like seaside soiree and greedy gala.>>687477165you could say that about nearly every type of thread, just gave the shitposters an even easier excuse to spew everywhere. i mean yesterday had a completely random zelink bot enter for no reason
i don't get mad about or anything but i think it's legitimately strange how certain characters like peach and donkey kong (or toad in games he's in) seem to win way more often than others, even though it should theoretically be completely random
>>687477634Realistically, what are the chances streamers have undetectable game genie codes to rig the results seamlessly on stream?
>>687477834he knows too muchshut it down!
IIIIIIIIIIIIIII WANT TO BE NEENJAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WANT TO BE NEENJAI WANT TO CHOP, CHOP, CHOP CHOW DOWNTAKE CHOW DOWN TO CHINA TOWNSeriously though, can't wait to play as Ninji in Jamboree. Here's hoping he gets a good showing once retardies for that game become a thing.
>>687477834probably zeroespecially because some of the viewers have such autistic knowledge of mario party that if one of the AIs was secretly set to normal/hard or something one of them would have noticed by nowit is legitimately just luck being weird
>>687478050Does anyone remember how long it took until Superstars got retardy mods?
isn't lom still banned off twitch for gay sex?whats the stream?
Y0/0shi bros...
>>687478261less than a week
>>687478261iirc someone posted a picture of it either the day or a day after it released, though i don't think it was streamed until at least a couple weeks later. if this runs off the same engine it shouldn't take too long.
>>687478361im sorry to say he retired
>>687478361lurk more
>0/0
>>687477634Mario Party CPUs have different AI to some degree. For one they target different items (like Luigi always wanting worthless fucking keys)
>>687471570literally the best one in that game.
>>687478361there was a gay sex stream and i missed it?
>>687478531>implying id mention lom if i haven't been here for a significant amount of timelink it or don't faggot
>>687478671It's a Mario party stream, use your fucking brain dipshit
>>687478748you could of at least said mario party 3 you pretentious douchebag
>>687478361see>>687473117
>>687478748>>687478884It's a mongolian basket weaving stream, so many liars around here
>>687478361 superstarman25
luv daisy'ate peachsimple as
MP3 is soooo slow bros
>>687479171backwards
Where did it all go wrong, Luigibros?
>>687479351it could always be worse
>>687479656MAMA MIA LOOK AT ALL THOSE PEACHES
>>687479656ANON I CAN SEE THEIR PEACHESHOW DO WE EXPLAIN THIS TO THE ADVERTISERS
>>687478884>>>/wsr/fuck off
>>687479351>>687479487Doesn’t luigi have coin and minigame on lock? Seems like he’d bound to win over peach
Yeah, science!
From /smbg/, I thought Mario retardy was weekly, didn't you guys have a thread yesterday?
>>687480189*weekendly
WhyWhy is it Starman in specific who attracts thread-spamming schizosWhat's there to obsessively hate about him
>>687480189yeah it's just both saturday/sunday just ignore the porn spammer
>>687480340only one who doesn't take part in the autistic tloa/910 rivalry so both sides are available to shitpost about it
>>687480340Hey anon maybe if you post about more it'll stop haha you should talk about more and more never stop talking about it that's how you get others to move on from topics lmao by never shutting up you stupid nigger>inb4 b-but this is my only post about i-Haha but keep going though haha it's only a little gas on the fire what's the harm lol
>>687480340>chat points this out>starman immediately goes "ALRIGHT THATS IT NO MORE OF THIS" and threatens to ban They're protecting each other.
what the fuck is this threadis this some kinda stealth generalwhat the fuck is it even about
>>687480159lel
>>687480340910 schizo can't hate him in his threads because he doesn't get attention so has to use these threads as scapegoats, and he's doing a really bad job if he already said both sides >>687479928>>687480216
>>687480574see >>687479128 >>687473117just a stealth bump thread to advertise games of mario party featuring all computer controlled characters, anons act retarded in the chat and have fun and the thread is just schizoposting with memes the streamer puts on the stream to keep it alive
EZ
>porn posts stay up>post calling out the mods coincidentally gets deletedhang yourself janny and congrats peach
>6Damn.
>>687480465>no dickFucking fags.
910 hater here. No I'm not the one spamming porn or shitting up the thread.
>>687480613Welcome to the modern day internet. Nothing is safe anymore. We let the trannies invade it and now they took over.
HammerCHAD solos, put him in pussy so he can win again
>vagina-haver wins mario partyREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>not one single solitary soul asks for turdo>puts xem in anyway
>8 Retardy>Hammer Bro isn't in itSome day I'll get to dump my Hammer Bro folder that is 90% autistic edits made by this one dude on Deviantart.Some day.
>>687481468you missed hammer bro on friday
Ah, another riveting round of PLEASE JUST DON'T GET 4TH PLEASE
>>687481392i like birdo
>>687481491>the stuff I like only happens on days where I don't watch retardySounds about right.
reminder that wario has gotten more bitches than most /v/ users will get in their lifetime
this time for sure...
>>687481392I askedI care
>>687481392i did because it's funny to make fun of him
DeliciousFinally some good fucking food
>>687481532I want him to win again, but that one stream a few weeks back felt like a once-in-a-lifetime sort of deal. Honestly, it makes me wish he sat this one out though that's admittedly me feeling bitter that he missed out on a new Mario Party game again and remains trapped in NPC hell for a few more years.
>>687481532It's already over.
>>687481621I want to plap Birdo's fat pink asscheeks and I don't care who knows it.
>>687481974That's a man of taste
>"You're lousy, Ballyhoo."
>>687482471>filenameI remember thinking Birdo's voice in Super Mario Advance was hot when I was a kid. It still is.
why is he so shiny
>>687483427he oils himself every day
>wario and waluigi invested all their coins and got literally all their coins stolen on the same turn one after the other what fucking rotten luck
>>687476580>the fucking board nukes last weekElaborate please I missed all that
>>687484208mods accidentally deleted like 10-12 boards or some shitsome threads lasting like 5 years and counting got nuked because of this
>>687484378"accidentally"
>>687484208a crapton of boards like /diy/, /a/, /3/ and a few others got completely wiped with them even having to post "haha whoops we're sorry". some even having threads that were almost or around a decade old.as far as i know nobody knows what the fuck happened but i'm willing to think some janny had a massive mental breakdown and tried purging everything. of course /v/ wasn't affected
>>687484378>some threads lasting like 5 years and countingWhat did they wipe? /po/?
>>687484378>accidentallySomeone 100% posted legit video footage of aliens, and the jannies were given the order to shut it all down.
The koopas keep making goomba noises.
>>687484378>even the /an/ platypus thread got nuked
>>687484805not as weird as realizing captain goomba on goomba's booty boardwalk makes bob-omb noises
kuyashi...
>6 coin battleyou can't help but laugh at how stupid 8 is
Fuck starman
>>687485378I love that gif
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT BLOOPER
>>687485637That's not Mima, get the FUCK out
>>687485637SILENCE GLOWIE!
>>687474124one guy doesn't get >(You)s in the 910 threads anymorethen he moved on to tloathen he moved back to 910now he's on starman
>>687485785Define "blogging"
>shit up thread>get banned>reset IP>go back to the same shit>>687485825have a mima on me
>alright time to tab back and check how blooper is doi-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>687485785If you know so much about his blogging then you'd know he said he got a job locked down recently
>blooper hit 0/0come the FUCK on
>>687485980based
>>687475580You get your wish, anon
>>687486438What happened here
>>687486474Bloop inked her like >>687475580 wanted
>>687486438i shouldn't be feeling the things im feeling
>>687478829hawt
>>687486438based why did i get even slightly aroused, i'm not even into animals
>>687486438thanks
>>687486438But where is the bulge?
is retardy healing yet?
I am very late once again.
what is bloop planning?
>>687487334You're not possessing the stream again fucker
I NEVER WANT TO SEE BLOOPER IN ANOTHER GAME OF 8 EVER AGAIN, ITS CLEAR WHY HE WAS ONLY IN ONE GAME BECAUSE HE FUCKING SUCKS, THE ONLY THING BLOOPER IS GOOD FOR IS EATING SO THATS WHY I'M VORING THAT BITCH RIGHT NOW CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP GULP BBBBBBUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPP THIS WORTHLESS WASTE OF SPACE IS TAKING UP A SLOT OF SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY WIN A RETARDY, LIKE PROSHI, I NEVER WANT TO SEE BLOOPER ENTER A PARTY EVER AGAIN WHAT A GOD DAMN LOSER.
>>687487334here comes the Schizo's natural predator: the Horny Boo Enthusiast
>>687487334i love you so much
Yep, I'm feelin it.Waluigi has this on the bag
god damn it bloop
>ate a candy to move a few more spaces
>>687487274yeah. The new main 2 are fun to watch
god he picked all the best mmx songs
>toad in ds always wins>blooper always losesAre there any known facts like this in retardy
>>687487640this but UNIRONICALLY
>last place
best princess won
>>687486438The only good thing Bloop did in this game
I'm counting the boos in the background of Wah's dancing gif.>>687487413It's not my fault the streamer brought us through that ghost house! And then posted every boo I posted in the thread.>>687487628Love you too, bb.
>>687487418as far as i'm concerned, the day this pasta was made cemented bloop's status as retardy's biggest jobber
>>687487640THIS IS ALL thanks to you
>1
lil late edit
Since Yosh is here I guess I'll post my lizard in her costume.I just put her to bed so please wish her nice dreams.
>>687488702goodnight lizard
you think you can just go this long without seeing him?it's time to show who this party belongs to.
All my FUARKING HEROS are here
*SIIIIIIIIIIIP* Yep, I'm feelin it.Luigi has this one in the bag.
Read the box
>>687488869
>>687471570Wrong. That's a good one.
>>687488420You can thank me for that lmao.
>Spooky ghost appears on the sidebarOh no.
Imagine thinking Mario could be beaten by his horsey.
It stopped being funny yesterday, sidewaysclown.
>>687489397The joke is I jerk off to circles do you get it yet
it's still funny
>>687489552I've been looking for this YTP for years and I can't find it again
>>687489596https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl6IYFXiV50
>>687489745>this caused him to have a mental breakdown over a fucking mistake
>>687489397I don't think you've looked at it hard enough. Look, it's right there, I'm pointing at it. Look at it.
>>687489745>West_ShitWario is a East Coast nigga
>>687489912It was actually the resulting influx of annoying twitter 'people' that made him snap.
>>687490191getting swarmed by little kids screaming "SHIT BONE? EPIC XD" would give anyone a brain aneurysm
>>687489596was beat to the punch so have another old ytp for luigi being in the game>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZXkZv1z5-U
I'm feeling it may be a surge-type of night, lads.
>>687490882bros..
>>687490882Oh Neptune...
DOUBLE boo post.
>stopped spinning for 1 frameyour loss
>>687491004Putting that in my folder.
>>687491313voiced by Tabitha St. Germain
just for you Bownon
HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
>>687492236nta but extremely based
>>687492236giwtwm
>>687472826I dont know what's happening in this thread, what happened, what's the context of this or the meme, but I heard Tanooki Peach and Kitsune Daisy and my brain autopiloted.Cute Peachy, anon, I like her. Greetings from /smbg/
WELCOME TO WARIO'S BATTLE CANYON, LOSERS! MY BOARD HAS SO MANY SIGHTS TO SEE COMPARED TO ALL THOSE CHUMPS! WE GOT>Chance Time!>Cannons (fit right for a human body! don't worry they won't hurt a bit!)Chance Time!A historical reenactment of an old Bob-omb war! All the actors are real and get paid! (money might not be actually real)>Chance time!SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, COME ON DOWN TO WARIO'S BATTLE CANYON OR HAVE A ROTTEN DAY! OR HAVE ONE ANYWAY, I DON'T CARE! WAHAHAHA!
>>687492505holy fuckin' JESUS
>>687492505extremely based
>>687492236Damn that's hot, thanks.
where's the stream
>>687473608Hot
>>687492505actually incredible
>>687492505Buh, ased.
>>687492505Behold, the most based man in this threadThank you for your awesome pic
>>687492630see >>687479128
and just like that, it was gone.
>>687492974
>>687489397t. hates anything remotely funI'm sorry you didn't get yet another boring game of 6
>>687493050>person who made this animation is a jap girl obsessed with wario and fartsdamn why does wario always get chicks on his dick
>>687492505We're watching mario retardy, come join us>>687492241
>>687492974the mario kneels to the jew
ARE YOU READY FOR A MIRACLE?
>>687489397i think it should have stopped once starman actually went and streamed the Lady Bow mod for Super Mario Party after he promised like 2 months ago but bowanon is harmless, and his lizard is cute
>jewish tricks left and rightWario clearly powered up for this
>>687493648
>0/0jesus christ
>mari0/0ver
>>687493737it-it's okay, he's not dead, he didn't crap his pants yet!
This stream has convinced me that Israel is a legitimate state.>>687493516Yes... Harmless...
>wario has FIVE stars now
>>687493830god i wish that was me
EV'RYDAY I'M SHUFFIN'
Guess who's back
TOTAL LUIGI VICTORY
Ok, I was making this shit when wario was winning and now luigi is
yeah bitch
THE BIG FUCKING SURGE
basically yoshi during most of this game while everyone else has fun only 50 hours in paint
THE SURGE WAS REAL THE WHOLE TIME AND I NEVER DOUBTED IT!Good game, lads.
Brother...you did good...
No, retardy is not healing
Mama mia...
>>687493869ah fuck, he's dead
there has been a sign of luigis in your vicinity>>687494336 i hate being a slow drawer because of that, mario party goes so fast that by the time i'm done it'd probably swung back the other way if the game isn't over by that point, at least drawing is fun whenever i get in the mood
>>687495293Now here is the updated version with the stream
>>687488869aged...poorly...
>>687495653based
>dokapon is over>just as we knew the heroes, they're already gonedamn.
>>687496926dokapon fucking sucks
>>687496926next time they should probably put the cpu on easy or normal, i forget what it was usually on. i was really starting to like those misfits. probably not for another year or so like usual, it's a perfect way for dokapon to be spaced out
