Behold, a queen of /v/
>>688119823
>>688120143All hail Vegeta prince of nothing.
>Already forgottenIt's over....
Raymoo
amazing girl
Would she support Pinochet?
>>688119823CAPOTALISM, HO
>>688120695Here!
>>688120292then let us remind them again.Then inevitably reinstall to try and unlock all the dungeons/characters again then get annoyed that the store debt mechanic ends far too early, or escalates infinitely meaning you can only play unfun tryhard strats to keep it going
Still a better E8 than this wimp.
>>688122505>Then inevitably reinstall to try and unlock all the dungeons/characters again then get annoyed that the store debt mechanic ends far too early, or escalates infinitely meaning you can only play unfun tryhard strats to keep it goingOr I can not be autistic and just enjoy the relaxed pace of the game after I beat the campaign and do the dungeons then
>>688119823Who do we fear possibly winning this year?
>>688119823Recette will always be my one true Queen. Yayifications upon her name, all debts shall be forgiven, all adventurers shall have all the grass they can eat, her reign shall last a thousand years or your money back guaranteed.
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>>688119823god she's so fucking cute
>>688123482KILL THIS MAN
>>688123572This literal who? i only know him from PlayStation allstars
>>688123572Oh, did he become king last year or something? Well done, Clarke. Goodbye Clarke.
>>688123707Ehrm, his name is Dave Space, show some respect
>>688123748>Oh, did he become king last year or something?keknever ever
>>688123587And her game is good dumb fun.
>>688123804Dave Space is a shit name. Calypso protocol is way better as a name
>>688123748>Oh, did he become king last year or something?Why do you got to rub it in his face. He's still traumatized by engineer gaming
I'm sure battler will win this year
>>688119823every time I see this game I can't help but think of Carpe Fulgur so monumentally fucking up trying to translate Trails in the Sky SC that one limp wristed somethingawful goon who was their main trannylator almost killed himself over not being able to format an excel document correctlylolthat's what you get for trusting a goon to do anything complicated or difficultwhich is also why lowtax shot himself in the face when he wouldn't be able to subsist on his pills and wine fund from troons reporting each other over misgendering their hamsters
>>688119823>>688121137She looks like her cunny is still intact.
>>688119823Draws no dimes.
>>688124445Fuck off to /co/, tranny
>>688124445...in opposite world.
FUCK RECETTE TOTAL UNDERDOG DEATH
>>688119823who?
>/a/ tried to do queen of /a/>fails miserablyfunniest shit i've seen this week
>>688123748He had a good run last year but Kiryu gatekept him from Elite 8 by four votes.
>>688123748He won the slandering Kiryu contest
>>688124618It was some newfag retard host. Had it been run competently it probably could've passed.
>>688124341Damn anon, that was brutal even for you.
post your king/queen of this year
>>688124427Hooligans can't steal her cuteness
>>688124739Rance and Bazz
>>688124739Roland the Niggerbuffed
Reshitter an item slop tale sucks.
yeah with a girl like that, I'm just going to go buy some milk
>>688124986>>688124518>>688124553niggersneed
>>688124892>92 KWABAROOO
>>688122484ZUN's art has actually improved a lot over the years.
>>688119823Jack Garland is a better king than Grimm
>>688123478Someone boring and associated with NTR, like Zelda or Toadstool
Recette is mogged so hard by every other queen it's not even funny.
>2 months till queen of /v/ startsshould I start campooning right now bros?
Are there any Recettear clones?The game is 15 year old, surely there should be dozens of games copying its formula.
>>688125327She's the only good one
>>688125256>shit is better than poop
>>688119823She cute
>>688124739I still believe
>>688125336Get out of here.
>>688123083>enjoy the relaxed pace of the game after I beat the campaign and do the dungeons thenthis
For me, it's light and plain
>>688125365why is he looking at me like I killed his family
>>688125695He's coming for Recette.
>>688125370There's Touhou Mystia's Izakaya which is about running a ramen shop.
>>688125370Yeah, they're games like RecettearUnfortunately a lot of them are either muh or forgettable. The only one that is kinda worth trying out it is Potionomics.Also if you're wondering wtf is all this unrelated bullshit in this thread don't bother. It's just a bunch of faggots shitting up /v/ with their reddit garbage
>>688125370there is but none have been capable of succesfully replicating its formula
>>688124739This year it is going to be loaded and ready to fire
>>688125726To give her his guild card? Or perhaps to buy a nice bow for his son?
>Dead beat dad fucks up and collects a lot of debt>Fucks off forever and get's her daughter to deal with itWow, what an asshole
>>688126597Not true, he's trying his best.
>>688125370Sadly, no, as >>688125804 said, the closest thing atm is potionomics and it still has the same issues that Recettear had, but with no dungeon exploration.Luna is pure sex of a character tho, absolute perfection of character design and her alone is a good reason enough to check the girl if you like meganekko
>>688126710eh
>>688126837>>688126710I could swear there was another character from Potionomics that /v/ liked, but I cannot for the life of me remember who.
>>688126710>>688126890You're talking about Anubia, anon.
>>688126837>>688126710If the MC isn't a loli, I genuinely don't fucking care. Any game calling itself a spiritual successor to Recettear has to have a loli protagonist or it's already failed.
>>688122484Which 2hus will qualify this year?
>>688127012Whoever was the art director was trying waaaaay to hard to be like Disney
>>688124618And now queen of /a/ will never be allowed again. It's a shame
>>688126254
>>688127310What happened?
>>688127246I've seen the concept art for some of the characters. They honestly should've went all-in on stylism rather than going for the Disney look. Reminds me of Kena and the Bridge to Terabithia or whatever the fuck it's called in how soulless it looks.
>>688122593I used to bully people like Luigi back in school.
>>688127416Wow he must really hate that camera
>>688125365>>688127416This guy has one of the lowest LOSING percentages in the history of King of /v/ btw.
>>688127420retard host shows up without warningtries to host queen /a/does everything wrong (up to and including modifying the bracket after the tournament has already gone several rounds in)mods start annihilating himhe just keeps on trying anyway with zero attempts at contact or similar
>>688127012At least they gave her exposed armpits, red hair and yellow eyes. If she was a catgirl, it would've been Bingo.
>>688127501
>>688127679I guess, but I stand firmly on this point. No lolitagonist, no buy. There are other devs that deserve your money.
>>688127665>mods start annihilating himThreads got that bad, huh? Sasuga, /a/.
>>688127813Why does the main protagonist have to be a loli?
>>688127901Because loli protagonists are the cutest and best way to enjoy a game. It's like playing with a little girl directly but no one can call the cops on you.
>>688127901Moe supremacy
>>688127846It was terrible, the retard started spamming all threads with links to his own. The brackets themselves were nonsensical, you had huge powergaps (Asuka vs some side character from the recent FOTM), titanic matchups in round one (Shinobu v Kurisu in round one? really?).So everyone went fuck this shit and fuck you and didn't vote. Maybe next year someone who lurked 5 years will do it properly.
>>688125370someone mentioned this yesterday, but there is very limited footage and it seems to be leaning more into town expansionhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1802810/also nearing its 4th (5th?) year of development I think
>>688128206>Maybe next year someone who lurked 5 years will do it properly.Aren't there /co/faggots who have their own website running and autismfagging the tourneys nowadays?
>>688126837I exaggerated a bit, but she looks a lot better in motion
>>688128206The uneven bracketing was cause he literally just structured it by order of nomination. So you ended up with a whole block of literal who's like bracket C, and elsewhere powerhouse shit like Lain, Yotsuba, and Asuka facing each other two rounds in.
>>688119823Little wife
Why do people hate recette? Also underdogs are good powerhouses are gay as fuck.
>>688127420>Person wants to host a queen of /a/ tournament>It's organized horribly>Doesn't talk to the mods about it>One of the threads eventually gets deleted by mods>Starts ban evading to make new threads>Threads continue to be made by him and swiftly deleted by the mods>He finally decides it's time to talk to the mods in the IRC chat to get approval for a queen of /a/ thread>They basically tell the ban evader to fuck off and continue deleting threads he makes>The guy schizos out and won't stop making threads>"queen of /a/" is now a shadowbanned term on /a/>The tournament is now banished to be hosted on an altchan
>>688128605Literally only newfags who weren't around for the early days of limited anime games on Steam hate her.
>>688128685bootlicker
>>688128605Cause they're meta shit tourney wins.
>>688128945Powerhouses are as well the only difference is you get shat on for not wanting them to win
>>688128605>Why do people hate recette?Unironically because of me which is weird because all I did was draw/commission a shitton of loli porn.
Best part of the whole Queen of /a/ ret/a/rd situation is that every time he fucked something up for some reason he was incredibly smug about it
I saw in a recent thread of another item shop type game that isnt out yet, I wanted to wishlist it but now I cant find it. Anyone here happen to know what the name of it was
>>688128929How? I was just giving the rundown. I personally don't think the threads should've been deleted in the first place since they were on-topic, but the OP was retarded for how he handled the situation
>>688128605Because they literally hate fun, feel like they missed out on the best years of this website, and have no souls.
When is the next tourney?
>>688130064Few months
>>688130086Thanks.
>>688129068Powerhouses are naturally powerful. That's why they're powerhouses.
>>688129141You should've did a Recette porn campaign instead of the wholesome stuff.
>>688129141Are you sure openly calling yourself a pedo and bragging about it in drawthreads isn't why people dislike you
>>688130516Is that why doomguy has been doing shit for the past few years despite being a powerhouse? Or how Eggman lost twice to indie rpgs? Hell the fact the Jetstream Sam suggestion made people worry is ridiculous alone.
>>688130720Jetsream Sam post wasn't even a suggestion, it was a IMPLICATION.
>>688130720Anon please. I'm still haven't gotten over it.
>>688119823CAPITALISM, HO!
>>688130623>You should've did a Recette porn campaignI did, lol. I promised to commission one new Recette pic for every round she won, even.>>688130657That too, but it honestly has zero bearing on Recette's campaign since most people didn't vote for her for the loli porn. At least, whenever I brought it up, no one made a huge deal about it and instead focused primarily on how cute Recette is.
>>688130720We're talking the same tournaments where Jack Frost can be a finalist entirely off of having the name "Jack", and pooping on a crayon drawing of Mario. That's quite literally all he did to make it to the finals.Expect nothing and everything.
>>688119823She's from a time when /v/ was better
>>688131013The fuck, man. I hope you aren't referencing qbuse material in your drawings
>>688130919Fucking metafagging tntards blew that total nothing joke into a serious problem. I couldn't even have fun campaigning for Wario that round because nobody cared about any drawings or memes and just wanted to metafag instead, I hate that shit
>>688131090I look up tags on Gelbooru for references.
>>688131018That's exactly my point powerhouses and underdogs don't matter
>>688129141No one gives a fuck about you. Lessen that ego.
>>688131018Jack Frost from the persona games was a fucking finalist? What type of tournament was that even about because I am wholeheartedly sure he wouldn't even be a finalists in a persona tournament.
>>688131234It's still gross, but so long as you don't glorify or promote real abuse I guess it's not as bad
>>688131331It was a time when the tournaments were ruled over by NSA. They were dark times.
>>688131331King /v/ 2022It was an absolute hellscape of a tournament, I don't think anybody but Jack Garland fans were happy about that disaster
>>688131289People gave me shit last year during Qo/v/ and Ko/v/ despite me being banned for almost the entirety of both events. I wish people would give less of a fuck about me being a perverted pedo and remembered that Recette's campaign was a group effort by a bunch of other anons besides me.
>>688131231It made that round utterly unbearable for all parties involved Geraltbro btw
Is that a comedic implication reeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! Shut it down! We're no longer allowed to enjoy campaigns
>>688131514We wouldn't care about you being a pedofaggot if you weren't constantly attentionwhoring about it and reminding us in tournament threads and drawthreadsYou're an even bigger attention hog than most tripfags, fuck off you annoying cradle robber
>>688131231Yeah, that did suck, but I'm glad Wario won. I was kind of losing it campaigning for Alex.
>>688131541I gave up campaigning and just shitposted with the Sam joke as much as I could, both so people would stop taking it seriously and I could meme with total impunity
>>688131836Dude just how much campaigning did you do for Alex, I don't think I could have done that much even totally no-lifing it
>>688127665>>688128685sounds based, fuck /a/
>>688131712All I do is share my art in the drawfag thread.It's one post and then I talk about art afterwards. I barely even had an opportunity to campaign last year too. I likely won't this year too.
>>688131992If I'm honest, I did at most 80%. I also mostly did it to see if I could actually generate hype for a character. I do enjoy YIIK, but that's more from a game dev and artist perspective. I'm mostly planning on working on my video editing and making my art better.
>>688130720>Eggman lost twice to indie rpgsYou make being the only character to make finals twice sound like it's not a powerhouse thing.
>>688131013I mean during the tourney. Could've made it a total cute and funny victory.
>>688132662>I mean during the tourney.It was during the tourney. Think only the first couple of rounds' art managed to get done before the end of the tournament. The last ones featuring Mado were finished afterwards.
>>688130720What kind of weird examples are this? Doomguy gets spited as a silentfag. Eggman made finals twice. Yes they're still powerhouses and they lose the way they do arguably cause of meta combating natural performance.
/v/ is a cunnychad board
Mado should've won.
>>688132393Interesting.I gotta ask though: Why YIIK? There's lots of experimental and weird games like Killer7, Katamari Damacy, that have frankly, much better gameplay
battler
>>688119823>The queen of /v/ is a jewish little girl
>>688125103>ruins your streak
"Meta" this and thatAny of you ever Meta woman?
>>688133135I enjoy those games as well but I thought it'd be more challenging to use a universally hated game than an enjoyed one
>>688133272Your wife meta bull with a larger cock than yours.
>>688133327>but I thought it'd be more challenging to use a universally hated game than an enjoyed oneAlright, that's pretty based
>>688133272>>688133557oh fugg he got you
>>688133703
>>688133272he fucking got me
>>688130720How could Doomguy end up winning?>one of THE classic /v/ characters>the only thing you can really do to pin /v/ against him is "nudoom" but there's plenty of old Doom content to rely on>has a ton of campaign potential, including modding Doom to put his round enemies into it>isn't even that hard to draw so anybody could just throw up a piece of OC of him in MS paint>was already a finalist and generally fares well against "heavy hitters" or eventual winners like Garland
>>688122593>>688133272I'm sorry, who's this faggot again?
>>688133692Besides, the point of these tournaments is to have fun even if you campaign for a hated character. I'm personally planning on campaigning for more characters next year, but I hope to take inspiration from Roland Anon and Raidenposter since I enjoyed their campaigns quite a lot.
>>688134042I adore the DOOM games. But how do you campaign for him? He has no personality or character to speak of, he's a stoic face in the bottom of the screen that looks at things and sometimes smiles or shouts. You have to pretty much just make up stuff for him.
>>688134361You're not thinking outside the box enough. You don't have to roleplay anything to campaign something.Wanna campaign doomguy? Just have him go "UNF" and shoot the fucking matched up character. Shoot it until it dies. Worst case, pull from the old ass comic that became a meme.
>>688134361Do what I did. Base his personality on the Doom Comic.
>>688134291I usually just stick to one character at a time, and if they lose move on to whoever else I like a lot. Running myself thin isn't fun, I just want to pretty much goof around during the /co/ tournaments and queen, maybe cheerlead a little bit for characters I like and save the energy for king. I'm getting sortof tired of these as much fun as they are, but I can feel I've got one more really big run in me.
>>688134516Hehe, if he goes up against AM Doomguy can just keep humping him until he finds a secret entrance, since AM's just a big wall/pillar
>>688134749Treating AM like the Icon of Sin and finding his secret Harlan Ellison head would be kino
>>688133272oh fuck you Luigi
>>688134629Well I hope your last big run is amazing anon.
>>688134749>>688134801I biggest worry is that he's doomed, heh, to be a jobber to meme picks. But I have hope he can finally break that curse and show everyone he's still the same powerhouse he was back in 2019.
>>688134801Oopsies, sorry Mr computer that was a rocket launcher to your brain
>>688135127Thank you Alexbro. I've got kino cookin.
I thought about Recettear at work today and, lo and behold, a thread has appeared. I would like you all to know that I am solely responsible for this thread springing into being, and I accept your gratitude.
>>688135523This is a /v/ tourney thread actually. Sorry. anon.
>>688135593Yeah, I posted that when I saw the OP before I actually read the thread. Very disappointing, like when I see Battler in the 'log and assume it's an Umineko thread when it's actually a TFR thread.
You guys really think Daisy would go for some pencilneck geek like Luigi? She's honestly better off as a lesbian.
>>688135801Hopefully you can get your Recette thread after this one is over. Though there's probably a few people here could talk about it with you anyway.
>>688122593>>688134267>
>>688135805Look, I know you guys get a kick out of calling Luigi a "cuck" and a "loser" but at the end of the day Luigi's Mansion on the Gamecube is the tightest shit. I don't want to hear NOTHING against my man who can deliver such a kino game.
>thread gets linked to /tnt/>immediately the cuckposting parasite with no life outside doing this starts spergingEvery single time.
>>688125103The other fairy also does that>>688127702Go Kratos go, keep killing the pantheons of the white people
>>688135196I don't think he's doomed as long as you're willing to use what makes him an appealing protagonist to /v/ to campaign him. I already have a few I want to campaign, but if they falter early on I'll immediately switch to Doomguy.Maybe I'll load up a few WADs ahead of time so I can record dumb gameplay for rounds, but we'll see, I'm rusty in my WAD handling.
>>688128498Jesus, what a colossal retard
Reminder these are your crossover champions. Who will be your teams for next year?
>>688136732Why did Geralt need a powerhouse to carry him?
>>688136732Sonic and Bugs Bunny
Should i play chantelise first then reccitier or skip the first one?
My ELITE hero
>>688136732>/cov/That stunk and was only good for the Maogana art
>mogs the past few King tourneys
>>688136560I don't believe this either, it's just something I've notice since every person he's lost to is a meme in some wayBut I do believe he has a better chance this year. There's a new doom game coming out next year and doom 1 and 2 got remastered this year. So he might get a slight boost in the pollsAlso>High noon driftersBased
>>688136948>Just shortly before Mac and Doc won, there was someone making fanart of Mac and Roxanne Wolf, the previous Co-op champion, together>He now made pornhttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=roxanne_wolf_%28fnaf%29+little_mac+
>>688137014>High noon driftersIt's a great WAD innit?But I'll give Doomguy much more of my support this year, I just hope not too many of my favorites enter the bracket cause of that.
>>688136948I wouldn't say "mogged" but it was definitely better than 2022, 2021 and 2023 were insanely over-the-top and I really don't know how it can be surpassed.By 2024.
>>688137071They had everything going for them, it was Punch-Out's 40th by the time they won.
WHERE THE HELL IS TERRITOIRE YOU EGS SHITHEADS.IT’S BEEN 14 YEARS
>>688137091Always happy to have fellow doombros around these parts.
>>688137071
>>688137071Who's making them, anyway?I wonder if it's the Roxanne guy that makes the elite 9 images. Now THAT would be funny
>>688137091baroness of hell sex
Breaking News: due to being the shittiest Elite 8 Rayman is rightfully being tortured by the based Mr Dark press K for KWAB
>>688136938If you mean the poorly drawn gay furry spam no, it wasn't.
>>688137296So if Grimm is permenantly retired, Rance is relegated to KWAB status, and there's no more NSA to bully, are we finally safe from the horrible curse of rape? Is it over?
>>688137462Well then /cov/ wasn't good for anything, then
>>688137357>>688137071It wasn't me. Especially when the guy had a full deviantart page at display of this ship
>>688136732>never got that Silver x Erika porn
>>688137574I figured, but it is a REALLY funny coincedence
>>688137465hardly, it has only just begun
>>688137585>drew gold bikini art of Darlene>never got the tribute
