Day 1 of Final Run is done, and in that amount of time we’ve collected 850,000,000+ golden eggs!But the salmonids haven’t let up just yet, and neither should you! If you want a Grand Festival, keep fighting and collecting those eggs!
>20 million eggs in like half an hourholy poopsock
Ooooh, first paycut of the shift
woomy
>>688129198
>>688129198how do I get 150+?
>kill triumvirate>36 bronze scales
>>688129881play the game
>>688129881Lure to the basket.>BUT THERE'S CANNO--Lure to the basket.only exceptions is for stingers and flyfish and big shots. Then get back to the basket and lure to the basket. And stop dying.
>149DONT DO THIS TO ME YOU FUCKS AAAAAAA
>>688130090>And stop dying.
You should unironically kill yourself is 150+ is hard for you. Even garbage tier timmies manage to hit it often
>>688130254
>900 million in a little over 24 hoursdead game though
>>688130502Deader than Concord frfr
>>688129881reach EVP 500 and play well if youre that bad at srthere are enough eggs to get 50 per round easily
>>688130090>And stop dying
>Big Shot walks right past red cannon to use his ownWhat's his problem with the red cannon?
>>688130571
>>688130642they are civilised and know they are not allowed to use these
>>688130642He doesn't like the fireworks
>>688130642It’s not his cannon, he wants to use his own
>134Its all so tiresome, fuck this grind mode
GG's crew going to take a small break
>>688130743Its always best to play the first night of BR. You can get easy gold.
>>688130743Fresh!
GG HLM teamHigh Tide Triumv is a pain.
Is it worth gitting gud at salmon? I hover around low EVP back and forth and I feel like I could get better but also can't tell if randos are holding me back more than I realize
>>688131130It's worth it bare minimum to get checkpoints (so hitting at least 400 EVP for each individual level). That way you start off at 200 EVP and always restart at your checkpoint even if you derank.
>>688129801>>688130879And everyone was doubting salmon run players.
>>688130725The Salmonid Guide actually says they create fireworks they shoot out of their cannons on Salmonid holidays.
Did Mr. Grizz forget to give my teammates an ink tank? If you’re not killing bosses and you’re not killing lessers and you’re not reclaiming all the turf we lost, and you’re DEFINITELY not using ink to throw eggs since you’re camping the cannons, then WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR INK GOING AND HOW ARE YOU GETTING CORNERED AND DYING???
>>688131291>ERRR ACKSHUALLY THE SALMON GUIDE SAYS...
>>688131325>Clearing my capsules>Miss the good room by 2 secondsPAIN
>>688131390Make a (bad) room
>>688130502I do wonder how soon we're going to get Splat4 on Switch 2. They must know this series is immensely popular.
>>688131390many such cases
Quick cannon guide from the previous thread:The trick to getting good scores is using the cannons, and more specifically knowing WHAT cannons to use at each wave.Depending on the water level, each cannon can be perfectly accurate or just send the eggs near the basket, like a normal Big Shot cannon.In regular tide, the cannons surrounded by blue are accurate, the others aren't.In low tide, the cannon in yellow is the only accurate one.In high tide, the cannon in red is the only accurate one.To maximize your score potential, you want to kill as many bosses as possible either next to the basket, or next to the accurate cannon(s) that works for that wave.
>>688131539It's been rumored to already be in development.They know this series is the main thing pushing online subscriptions. Splatoon 3 likely started development immediately after New Horizons, only a 2-3 year development window at best. I'd say 2026 is not out of the question for the next one, maybe even late 2025 but that might not be enough time. Some codenames were already leaked that suggested a new Splatoon is already in full development. They didn't wait long after Wii U's life came to an end to release Splat 2 near launch window. It's either they're going to rush out a new Splatoon, or they are going to rush out a new Animal Crossing and then rush out a new Splatoon.
>>688131539I imagine within two years of the console launch. They've got to justify NSO relatively early in its life.
>>688131491No one joins my room, for we are bad.
>>688132101You vill join my room
FOR FUCKS SAKES KILL THE FISH STICKS YOU RETARDS
>>688131776So, no matter what, Splatoon 4 is gonna be rushed and half-baked
>>688132403>Expecting a grizz charger do that.I'll paint the stick for you, get climbing.
>>688132552bro just snipe each fish
>>688132403Calm down g!!!
>>688132450bingo
>>688132552EVEN WITH THE PILLAR INKED YOU RETARDS STILL WON'T GO UP THERE AND KILL THOSE LITTLE FAGGOTS!
>>688132714>Bro just make yourself a sitting duck
>>688132714I've done thisyou gotta do what you gotta do
>>688132803I didn't pay $60 to swim up sticks
>>688132403>>688132803Fresh!
>>688132803only weapon that needt to go up the pillar to kill stick is dualiesothers either kill it from ground or should not fucking touch it at all
Let's get that one billion so I can stop fishing in this game and go fishing somewhere else.
>>688133113The splatana and roller can also kill them up top>others either kill it from ground or should not fucking touch it at alldumbass
Well, I peaked with that performance.
>>688132803how good is camping a tower for vantage at high levels practically? Is it good for going up and down if not full on camping?
>>688132403I love fighting fishsticks with blasters, taking out 3 at a time
>>688133834BULLSHIT I NEVER SEE YOU RETARDS WITH THE BLASTER AND BRELLA KILL THEM YOU ALWAYS IGNAORE THEM
>>688133731not worth staying up there unless it's totally swamped
So who one the tourney?
I just realized the Big Run posters were updated to feature the full triumvirate instead of just choho
>>688134296>wonI'm going to bed.
>>688134391ooo hope those show up in the shop in splat4
>>688130084Heh, nothing personnel kid
>>688134721B-bakana...
Anyone at 999 down for a few suicides? Not going all the way, just cashing in some of that EVP score, just a few hundred or so. Work back up to 999 during the remaining time then suicide before Big Run’s end
>>688135427yeah, I'm down after I get this next king
>longer lived, smarter, rarer salmonids>stays out of normal battle- previously only found under cover of fog, when flushed out of hiding in a gusher, or when joining glowfly rushes>now taking to the frontlines for the seventh and last assault
Why did the salmonids pick an empty venue to invade
>>688136294It's in the Crater.
So the counter does go beyond 1,000,000,000
>>688136294They want to crash Grand Fest with no survivors.
>>688136480Oh wow
>>688136294They just wanna watch the show, you guys are just racist against salmonids
>>688136546Just don’t go if the salmons win doesn’t seem too hard
>>688136294They aim to break our spirits first
>>688129198>you guys got 900k eggs>now get more for more scales>its unreasonable, but you fuckers are unreasonable cunts.>I believe in youAws. Our Boss trusts us and knows us so well. Cute.>Remember the 700k eggs>you'll regret the 900k grand egg theft>never forget the 2million salomcost
>>688130642It's NOT his cannon. It was NOT made for him.Simple as.
>>688136480I told you it would.
>Someone thinks you're Un-Fresh!
>>688131291Yes anon.ON HOLIDAYS!They are on the shift putting in serious hard work. Big Shots are a highly profreshional and dedicated peoples.They would NEVER disgrace the dignity of a canon to goof off or make use of fire works while on the job.You dishonor them with such statements. Apologize.
>Day two>The kiddies and Tummies flood SR>Constant fails from Part a timer to EVP>Keep bouncing between Profreshssional+3 and evp>Also keep getting that shitty Slosher I'm never gonna get 150
A billion eggs ladsreally puts into perspective the scale of the Salmonid problem when we've fucked them up this severely and they just keep coming like nothing has happened
>>688137613Oh true that makes sense, my mistake.
>>688137715why were you on part-timer?
>>688137764It does also make there whole glorification in dying deliciously thing make more sense. If they didn't do this there'd be a population bottleneck.
>>688137927Was watching my friend play while my Switch charged. It's bad
>>688137715>ever demoting from EVP in the first placeThe fault lies within.
>>688137715>The kiddies and Tummies flood SRthat would include you as well
GG salmon crew
>>688132714yes nigger. do it. you got six shots for 8 fish. kill em.
>>688138129GGs
>>688138084But hard not demoting when I'm getting stuck with brainlets that for some ungodly reason, AREN'T PUTTING THE EGGS IN THE FUCKING BASKET
>>688136480Can we do it? Can we hit *THAT* number?
>>688137715>calling grizzco slosher bad(You) are the timmy
>>688136480>already past double the original quotaHoly carp.
>>688137715
>>688138480That's not the actual score, just some hacker thing. We're approaching 1 billion now. By the end of it we could be near 2B
>>688136848>>688138301we've already passed the millions numberlet
>>688138407It is dogshit
>>688138651(You) are dogshit
>>688137715>keep getting that shitty SlosherYou deserve your rank
Gonna make suicide room at rotation for those interested.
>>688138987May be down to suicide a little. Not gonna go down to 0
>>688137715I got 151 yesterday but it was with a room in the pool though. I am probably the timmiest in the pool The highest I got outside the pool has been 113I guess it depends on the hazard level, the upper limit of eggs you can make maybe? I'm not sure. Outside the pool I get put to ~100% but with the room in the pool we were at ~200%
ggs HLM gang
ggs salmonbetween big run and the tourney i've played for like 10 hours todayneed a bit of a rest
>>688139212GG
>>688138987I'll join>>688139092>Not gonna go down to 0same
>>688138903As much as I hate the grizz slosh it's really good this big run
>>688138407>>688138903The real funny part about him bashing the slosher is that this map is the best it’s ever been. You have a clear shot at every possible threat from all sides, no flyfish is out of reach, and it’s possible to escape from a crowd or bosses into anywhere else. And it basically destroys everything in high tide.o
>>688139147Knowing who you are.Because I carried your arse to that 151.113 is pretty respectable.Just keep trying lad, you can do it. If you feel you are getting stuck/hard locked somehow ask, we'll give advice.
going to make a one king room at rotation
>>688139212>>688139235ggs nice triumvirate kills
>>688140029>pov
>>688134721I kneel
>>688140029you got fucking jumped lmao
suicide up5555
I love this pic so muchBut my autism compels me to actually dissect it fully.Marina would be so uber ungodly busted in Sequin land. As tentacles could whip and smck like Shantae'sd hair but the actual mass and density making them far more deadly, plus ability to better restrain or pin enemies, or be tools of movement. Then her tech could replicate Shantae's spells equally or better. Along with out preform the worst weapon created by Risky Boots or Ammo Baron giving her complete military mightover the land. She'd also win over Octo Baron by sympathizing with a guy who had to do unlawful/evil things to protect his family/kids. And earn the zombies kingdom/Rotty Tops+Brothers as allies by giving them her severed tentacles.She would be quite unstoppable in that universe, it's crazy.
suicide needs just 1. be quick.
>>688140434This reads like an autist with a hyperspecific fetish
>>688140587on /v/?perish the thought
>>688140434pic would be 100% better if she was pooping
>>688128762>Me but the past 2 days has been nothing but the new Blink tracksI like bp too, but I'm listening to nj rn while playing
>>688140587I have several hyper specific fetishes. Just none related to that.I just think its neat to game theory how well one character would do in place of another.I mean Hell a perfectly viable Splatoon spin off could be Marina crafting a going into games machine for Pearl to better enjoy her vidya. But marina obviously tests it on herself first. Shit goes wrong, shes locked in the digi verse againGive the player 6-8 games to beat to get freeShoretae (Shantae)The Legend of ShelldaKraken Venture (Dragon Quest)Code Name F.O.A.M. (CN STEAM)Super Marie SistersZapFish (Metroid)EZ PZ.Also still needing 1 on suicides.
>>688140762you '''people'''' aint right.
>>688140587
>>688141075Alright. I'll bite.Why is the mothership just sitting there?
>Play wired 99% of the time>My wifi is good, it'll be fine if I play a bit while cooking>Insta disconnect after wave starts, 10 minute banAnd this is why I play online games docked
>>688141264That's just where it idles before it goes to the basket
>>688140434That’s some advanced autism. I just want to fuck Marina in those genie pants while she has a huge ponytail.
>>688141290The switch wifi is not good
>>688141075that's really goodshame i haven't gotten a single HT mothership all BR
>>688141395It's normally fine but I think it just had one moment where the switch maybe tried to switch back to wired mode and the wifi cut out. Once it "knows" it's on wifi it's alright but I generally always just use a wired connection, don't trust the wifi half the time.
>>688140925>I just think its neat to game theory how well one character would do in place of anotherPost-hoc rationalization doesn’t make it any less cringe>”No, I just find these things about it to be super interesting to think about and cool and so hot too holy shit”
>>688141324Very strange choice on Nintendo's part.>>688141326It is advanced autism, but I like both series.Both also very much agreed.
>>688140162B-but that's a boy?
>shore warriors with four canons on the mapHOW
>>688141524>Noooo you can't have le fun that's a heckin cringe bruh!Niggers like you should be rounded up, dragged through the streets, shot in your knees and elbows. whipped raw, then shot again for good measure.You miserable worthless joyless twat.
>>688142154>twat.wtf you're british?
damn fangfox, calm down
>999,771,293
>>688142515
WE HIT 999,999,999! I REPEAT, WE HIT 999,999,999!
>>688142949FRESH
>No billionRip off!
I guess the devs wanted the final egg count to be a surprise cause why design the board to cap at 999m otherwise
>1 BILLION EGGSTOTAL. SALMONID. DEATH!!
>>688143094>>688142949Holy shit we saved Splatoon 3! We're gonna get third kits and continued support now!
>>688142685I'm glad we are in the tender caring embrace of such a kind, honest, and generous employer like Mr. Grizz who'd never dare to cheat on his corporate. Nor has been replaced by an egomanic furball.Truly we are blessed in these trying economic times.>>688142268I might be.Gonna cry? Shit yourself?>>688142515>We're doin it Swimmit
bad triumvate weapons, nothin we could do. :|
>>688143197>Gonna cry? Shit yourself?no, I just find it mildly amusing
GGs crew I'll be back next rotation
>>688143075
>3 rollersbummerggs
>>688143197>>I'm glad we are in the tender caring embrace of such a kind, honest, and generous employer like Mr. Grizz>He doesn’t know
The odds are high we're only a few months away from seeing Splatoon 4 for the first time
>>688129198ONE BILLION GOLD EGGS
>>688143454
>>688143404Hell they might drop a trailer at the Game Awards
>>688143536
I hope we find out the real numberalso this reminds of all the way back at splatoon 1's launch where they'd release ranked once a certain amount of players (maybe it was 5000?) hit level 5 or 10 and it was broken much faster than they expected lol
Well I guess that means my work here is done, see you guys next week
>>688143213>>688143278>>688143353GGs. That was my first Triumverate and I was shitting myself the entire time, no clue what boss I should have focused on first
>>688143621They absolutely did not expect Splatoon to be half as successful as it was. They extended support for Splatoon 1 like twice past the original plan.
>>688143714When in doubt, always lure the maws to the hororboro's bubble. It can be a bit hard to keep track of in the madness but you should always focus on killing its bubble first. If you have a long range weapon focus on that. Then after you kill the draggon, lure the maws to the fat one and unload into both
>>688143714you have to make joe bite fug and fatty they take a lot of damage from it
>>688143714general plan is to lure joe so he pops up into fug's mouth, so he explodes the bomb and deals huge damage to all of themthen you focus your eggs into joe since he has the most hp by farin a good run, you shouldn't even need to attack fug at all directly
>>688143354I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SLANDER OF MY DEARLY BELOVED BOSS!DELETE THIS NOWWWWW!
>>688143850>t.
>98 eggs in one roundHoly crackers
>>688143354>could've used the rabbits from the beta as new enemies>nope, fuzzy octolingsThis will never not bother me.
>>688144030Rabbitlings will be playable in Splatoon FOUR!
High tide sucks for kings, but we got GOLD
>>688144071>Splatoon FOURalso known as splatoon for wii u and 3ds
>>688143621>I hope we find out the real number>Final Run ends>Board is ?????????????????>2hrs later>congratz on the work work my happy li'l workers did>board resets to 0>you need to wait 10minutes as it ticks back up at lightspeedalso>splat1>yuh no ranked at launch we want everyone to learn together so play nice>2 days later>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK>fine HERE TAKE IT>least they won't hi...>5 days later>HOW ARE YOU ALL LEVEL 30???!!Was a good time
>>688144261Spl4toon
>at 410plenty to go. pile on the deaths.>>688144246did we? yay us
How good does one need to be to participate in the pool? I can sort of manage evp 200. Sort of.
Why is the Grizzco Slosher so fucking garbage?Am I missing something?
>>688144779no
>225Nice, new high score.
>>688144687there's a lot of ok players in the pool so don't worry, just join roomsi'd advise against joining the rooms of people at EVP 999 if you aren't used to that difficulty though
>>688144852Thanks, seems like there aren't any other higher level timmies online right now. Might go back to freelance
I’ll cut my suicides here, gg and thnx for the gold
suicides got a space.5555
>Still can get past 125And I was on track too, but on the last wave we got fucking fog and I had the fucking Slosher, and we fuking wiped. We had like 40 eggs on wave 1 and like 50 on wave 2
>>688145194hold on i'm cumming
>>688144971I'll play with ya if you want
>>688145229are you using the correct cannonslook at >>688131673
>>688145287Just joined a 160 room
>>688143404nah, the only bad grizzco weapon is the bow, but only because I hate not being able to 1 cycle Steelheads!!
>>688145378you can though
>>688145378you are dumb
Let me kill the big shot
>>688145378>can't one cycle Steelheads with the Grizz BowOh no it's retarded
>>688145378Instead of aiming at it with the center reticle, use these two to fire at the Steelhead for a guaranteed pop.
>>688145491make me
>>688145498r-really?? i shall try that
>>688145378The bow one shots literally everything.Stop using it at range numb nuts.Get in shits face and quilver dumb.do NOT ever use bombs on maws with the biw. Just max charge step back jump, unload. same for big shots and drizzlers.It does infact one shot steelheads, the angle can just be odd.
>Managed to beat the Triumvirate with a DC at the startGG HLM room
the amount of niggers with the umbrella not just holding down that button just to paint or kill trash is astoundingactually not killin trash at all still while even using the charger is like woosh waht the fuck.
Goddamn, we were doing so well
>>688145378kys
>>688145589I only mentioned 1 boss. learn to read dipshit before you talk down on someone.
i want nintendo to put the icons on if you use gyro or not
>Big Runs are a genuine threat to the City >GrizzCo doesn't give air support So what, if the Freelancers fail does the army get mobilised?
>>688144779Yeah, the enemy, repeatedly.
uhh guys we weren't meant to kill ourself that time
shake it off, suicide squad! we got this
>>688145947Grizzco is a private business, no way in hell are they letting the state take over. The less work they get, the less cash they make
>>688145613Wait, so there are faggots using it like a normal Brella? What next, Grizz Dualies not charging into groups with their dodge?
>>688146065its rough man.even the blasters dont want to kill trashi get such a huge dopamine rush clearing crowds with these weapons.
>>688145947I'm pretty sure we are the army.Plus grizz charters us a helicopter.You need more?
>>688146062>Freelancer teams fail>Salmonids breach city perimeter Grizz can suck a lemon. If that happens it's officially a state/city problem. GrizzCo can fall in line or sit down.
>>688129198The last 3 digits is just nintendo inflating their numbers
>>688146172GrizzCo is a civilian company.
we can't make him bite the bomb to save our lives
>>688146526Finding it hard to track fug and also maneuver around when fatty and joe are taking so much space
sorry for inking, force of habbit :p
>>688146560also gotta keep in mind you have to position it to where the bomb is going not where it is currently
Goldie is the weakest boss
>>688146671Based scrappers
>>688146671bro is>using bombs to kill maws while having the stringer>killing maws and goldie away from any cannon
If you have Grizzco Slosher PLEASE know you can kill fucking flyfish instantly by hitting the fish; no need to wait for the basketsCan also kill Steelheads in two shots to the body, same for Drizzler; it penetrates armorrrAim!
making big run room at rotation
>>688146671this is funny but if that goldie dropped 10 eggs im skinning you alive if your in my lobby
>tfw just got 139 eggsfuck, I was so close
>>688146797Is this not common knowledge? I actually enjoy slosher for this reason alone although stamper is slightly superior, except for flyfish
>>688146797>t.
Bloody hell, I wanted to get here way earlier for big running. And I may not even get a good opportunity for suicides before it ends, either. Least I can play a bit tonight.>>688146859Was gonna make a room, but fuck it. I'll join one instead.
I'm done with Big Run in the meantime. Got the stuff I wantSo it's time to slobber on my cute squid's armpits clean
Anyone else just not lose since this thing started?Is there a special jingle/song/tune you get if you lose a shift this time?
>>688147175I've gotten a few unlucky wipes
What's up with Goldies anyway? Sometimes they drop like 8 eggs, and other times just one.Do they have some sort of condition or thats just RNG?
>>688147357RNG. Either 1, 5, or 10 eggs
>>688147129Don't be late like always
reaaal close that time
>>688147396Oh ok thanks
i need a few suicide chads. apologies>>688147023stamper kills flyfish ez pz thoughbietevermore.
>>688147481it's almost rotation so we won't be able to get in another so imma just leaveI'll get the rest of my EVP on the final rotation
Should I do more Big RunOr fap to femboysThe hard choices.
It's been fun.. but I think I'm gonna call it here. Because I am one more loss away from having a fucking aneurysm.
>>688147593you can join my room, bro
>>688147175Haven't hit 999 yet, but I'm also on a pure 3.0 streak. Hopefully it stays that way.>>688147425How dare.
>>688147564
>>688147023Yeah but Ive been with random EVPs that I see getting overwhelmed by Steelheads because theyre waiting for the bombs with the Slosher, when they could have killed them as soon as they appeared fuckkk
>>688147593>Six consecutive lossesHow bad was your fucking team bro?
>>688146796I'm playing to win, not to overfish.
>>688147861Name?
>>688146175they did 'breach' they showed up in the middle of eeltail alley >smallfry popping up through residents' toilets>stray flyfish missiles crashing through windows and exploding>lines of evacuating cars getting flattened by a griller>stingers vaporising entire apartment floors at a time>Megalodontia taking bites out of buildingsand this would have continued unchecked if not for grizzco, the closest thing to an organized fighting force that still exists in the modern splatoon world
>made itTHANK YOU SQUID JESUS
ok cool let's see If I can beat my 256 score
>Room filled as soon as it showed upFine, didn’t wanna fish anyway
>>688147918Luminary
>>688147671>>688147801Femboys it is then.
>The counter is capped because Mr. Grizz didn't program more digitslmao.>Still gonna count past the capNeat>>688147685It's ok man, these weapons aren't common so the random player is bound to have holes in their weapon proficiency. Even at HLM i see people going for bosses with weapons they have no business going for. Stamper/Charger/Roller vs Fish Stick for example
How do anon's feel about having a greedy fatcat manipulate and motivate them through perverse, capitalist incentives to participate in what is essentially the mass genocide of an entire species?
>>688147995I feel your pain.
>>688148023The switch as a dedicated screencap button, use it.
>>688147995Fresh!
>>688148023Counterargument: SR is, and I know it may be hard for you to conceive, fun
>>688147995>>688148045Get a room you twoand maybe let me in
>>688148023What kind of fucking monkey uploads a grainy ass picture like this taken with their obamaphone?
>>688148156someone whose high score is 113 lmao
suicides back up. i got 200evp to burn off.>>688148023I feel pretty great actually.Best in years. Why?
>>688144779>Don't waste more than two shots in a single position.>Much like Bloblibber, you can gun and run.>Pierces through armor, can one-shot Flyfish with a direct and can go through Steelheads and Steel Eels.>If spaced properly, aim for a Stinger's head to one-shot it.>Two shots can take out a large line of trash>Two shots on the right side can kill Fish Sticks
>>688147959I'm pretty sure Inkadia has a standing army. The Splatlands probably don't though.
Hmm, I coulda done better there. What high scores do you guys have?
>>688148249yo fang do you have a wii u
>>688148432Got 243 this mornin’, aiming for 250
we all out of suiciders then?>>688148446yuh i do but not hooked up though. plus no idea how to install pretendo.
>>688148432256 with freelancer
>>688148537Thought about it but too tired to do anymore today
Man how the FUCK do you break 75+ eggs per wave?
>>688148020Yeah I guess. Hopefully theyll make some adjustments. I had a run where got like 2 chargers and stampers and a fuckton of fishsticks and if it werent for me painting the fishsticks quickly and another stamper immediately going up to clear it super quick, we would have been DEDAlways find those fast adapters real amazing
>>688148495What's Li'l Jlud up to?
>>688148537It's pretty easy, ordered a wii u recently and got it modded. Just need to put some files on your sd card and go to a website using the wii u browser
>>688131673>Final Wave at Left Basket >It's Glowflies >One Roller, a Blaster, a Dualies and Splatanas>Entire team rushes the middle instead of holding the choke point near the basket>They all fucking die in secondsTo all the fags who play like that, do pick related but tuck your thumb in.
>>688148595Evil things
>>688148595Same thing he's always up to, trying to take over the world
>>688148580good luring, covering cannons, and luck
>>688148595plotting murder
How the fuck does the game expect to us to win with all brellas?
>>688148580HRT, and LOTS of it
>>688148770Become flak cannon gods
>>688148432At 238
Okay, that felt better.>>688148495>>688148569Very nice, very nice. I only hit 240, want to get 250 minimum.
>>688129198got a good score already I think
Excuse my retarded question. But how do I join the pool?
>>688148432157 with a friend and freelancers>mfw my teammates simultaneously lose all their braincells on the last wave, every single time
>>688148662>>688148698>>688148738Well...that's not very polite of him. Nor considerate.He should cease that.
>>688148967It's easy
>>688148967>In the lobby menu>Join pool>poolsclosedIf someone called nonoctoro joins your game: play a round and then block via recent players in the switch friends menu
>>688149015>3 rollers and a splatana>mothership
So after spending some time at the arena, do you think it will be a good Tricolor stage?
>>688149252>Promoting blacklists go back
>>688149423It's super fucking good.I really hope it becomes a full on PvP map after Final Fest. I love it.
>>688137715SKILL ISSUE
>>688149221Thanks. I'll join when I get home
>>688149423>>688149659Do you think the idols will actually be present and dancing on stage during the fights??
>>688149761I hope
>>688149423perhapsI did think it kinda reminded me of saltspray rig
Call me an asshole, but I feel like we could be doing a lot better. I didn't feel particularly vulnerable there.
>>688149818I've been like this all night
>>688149758After you're in the pool, check the notifications tab to join open rooms. You can create a pool room by making a room "for friends", then holding Y to send an invite. Anyone from the pool will be able to join, have fun. Best time to find rooms is right after the stage change, so check notification tab and refresh with X.
>>688149519Only for nono. They are the one repeatedly saying to go to /vg/ and bringing up clique at random.They suck at the game too, massive detriment.
Grizzco gear not showing up for me in the locker. Gonna redownload to see if it fixes the problem.
>>688150040You might have to pick it up from the main lobby first, not the grizzco one
So many people do not understand the Grizzco Slosher and Splatana, and it showsToo often do I see people floundering when using these weapons in Salmon Run, and seeing how much hate they get on Twitter it does not seem to be isolated.I’m BEGGING y’all to learn these weapons, Grizzco Slosher can one shot Flyfish through their armor and easily kill other bosses while clearing lines of lessers, and the Grizzco Splatana can one shot all bosses through their armor.Of course it sucks when your team is all Sloshers or Splatanas or they just suck at clearing the way for you, but if your team is killing the lessers I am begging y’all to use these weapons to their full potential.
>>688149761Yes they do, after you cap a sprinkler. From what I saw in past threads.>This only really works now due to all teams able to attackWhat the FUCK would they have done before? When the half time winner was perma def? They'd never see their idol that way.
>>688149761I believe if you get Ultra Signal, your idols show up and perform or something to cheer you on? That or they sing for you, something like that.
>>688150040you really decided to redownload to game instead of reading the instructions or just thinking to check the lobby terminal where all items received from outside of the game are sent
>>688149848Maybe it's fatigue?
>>688150221probably
>>688150081It worked. Thanks anon!
>>688150264Enjoy your new suit bud
>>688150183It wasn't much of an issue. I have fiber. Took less than five minutes.
>>688150347>I have fiber. Took less than five minutes.jealous
>>688150040Go to the lobby terminal you fucking tard
>almost lostOkay, we really need to start using specials smarter.
damn that last wave fucked us
>3 low tidesFuck off.
>>688149818Your playing with blacklisted players.
God damn it I hate splatana, stupid piece of shit
>Your
>>688151447It really is the worst grizz weapon at HLM.
Forgive me if I'm wrong, but if I have the slosher on high tide then shouldn't we just be funneling all the bosses straight to the basket? It's literally a straight line, I could just destroy everything with zero effort.
fish sticks and steel heads should be first priority
>>688151706That's not grizz blaster
>>688151875Blaster actually has range compared to the splatana
FUCK, WE WERE SO CLOSE
hell yuh squiggers.that was pretty decent.alright i'mma be off unless some fags want a quick suicide
Oh hey, I'm one win away from 999. Hadn't even noticed.
3/4 up
>>688151868THIS
>>688152589yes and NEVER got to the center of the map on high tide unless you have to
Sorry, went to pee
>>688152396>right after I agreed to go another round>filled up like a minute before we endedfucking taunting me i swear
Guess no suicides then. Alright.Well this was profitable I think.>235 score>582 bronze>415 silver>118 goldFun as always you unreasonable insane cunts. Find a hobby after this.
>>688152815spot opened up
>>688153028IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>congratz on getting 1 billion eggs>keep going for MORE bonus scales>is there an upper limit? probably. let's find out togetherThe Splatlands Bowl has fallen.Six Billions Must Fry.
Thanks for the runs bros
Who's that nigga in the pool with a password locked room?
>all these rooms with evp900+>I'm only evp 30Sadness
>>688153169sorry man
>>688153340You can still join
>>688153389You just gonna let him rise up like that?
>>688153482THEY ALL KEEP SAYING RECRUITMENT IS ENDED!
>>688153512Fresh!
>>688153389>old meme new paint
Shit, something came up, I GTGGG for that one shift though
2/4 big run room
>killed fug almost instantly>still couldn't get joe in timeWhat the hell happened there? We had everything for us. Well, I gotta step out for a little bit. I'll be back after the rotation if anyone needs a room filler.
>285 eggsWHAT THE FUCK
>285
How the fuck do you use the splatana? I always feel worthless when I have it in my hands. I know you can oneshot things with it, but I never feel like I have a chance to do that against anything that's not a scrapper.
>>688154174>>688154184Now you're just cheating
>>688154291opposite of the regular.you swipe. endlessly.you do NOT need range. you create a 2m wide circle of ink under your ass per swipe. SWIPE. MOVE. SWIPE. KEEP MOVING FORWARD! You are death on legs. Two hits kill cohoks and you get those out before they can attack. 3 put down scrapper and eels. you get like 20ish swipes a tank.ONLY charge on flyfish, steelhead, big shot, drizzler.nothing should be touching your arse because if you move and swipe you can run through drizzler rain or fish stick spit without any trouble.
>>688154291>Use ledges>don't hold forwards, the dash will kill you>the hit pierces, go slap a fly fish or steelhead>carving through trash with normal taps is still important as some weapon don't have the ink or speed to
It's not letting me join any of the rooms...
Gotta pee I'll make a room at rotation
STOP DYING ON THIS EASY FUCKING MAP!!! THERE IS SO MUCH SPACE TO MOVE AND WE HAVE BROKEN-ASS GRIZZ WEAPONZ! WHY DOES IT ALWAYS COME DOWN TO ME SAVING THE DAY????
who's the wi-fi asshole
>>688154470They fill fast and the list doest live update. You can always make your own, remember to send invites.
>>688154469>>688154448Huh, this is some solid advice. Thanks fellas.
Who wants to suffer with me?
>>688154675People struggle with it and sloshing machine when they are both incredibly powerful once you know the targets
>gotten a haul of 149>twiceBros... I'm not getting 150...
>>688154551I only play on wi-fi, what's the problem?
i told you shitters still wouldn't be able to get gold lmao
>>688154931Fresh!
>>688155160The Switch is a piece of shit and cant handle 30 year old communications standards.Doesn't help that they refuse to run their own servers and instead opt for peer to peer connections.
>>688155232Not my fault I am matched with teammates who contribute sub 20 eggs each.
>>688154931You can do it. I trust in you anon.>>688154675The other guy is wrong about the dash. It's very useful to rush down drizzlers and steel heads, especially SH to force a big nuke. Just watch for eels or lids.Your slice WILL NOT go through lid barrier, but its easy to strafe about to kill a lingering cohok then step in and out to mount to kill. May need to jump to kill flyfish though pending angle and shit. Just aim at the cock pit like slosher.
Yeah this is going to be my last king I'm starting to get a headache
>>688155343i can give a shot at carrying you if you want, it's pretty late for me rn so we can try 1 or 2 games now or you can join one of my rooms tomorrow, a couple hours before BR ends or something
>>688155343Playing with randoms can be tough.
one minute break to check my settings
GG bros.
Alright, back. If anyone rooms need an extra player, I'm up for it.
3/4
