Brazilbros, how expansive do you think the ps5 pro is going to be?
>expansiveAnão...
>>6884014061 million de pesos
well the first one was quite large for a console so maybe about 1/5 the size of a standard 1,80m table?
A few days of my salary
>>688401406about three fiddy
>>688401454Phoneposting. >>688401562Rich.
>>688401406Official release price was 4500 reais, and scalpers were flipping them for 6000 to 7000 reais. The official release price tag for the PS5 Pro will easily be over 6000 reais.
>>68840140610k lol
>>688401406could be higher then 4k brl considering the base price, i will wait 10 years to play astro bot its ok
>>688401406>expansiveit will expand past the earth's curvature
>>688401406Monta um PC na Black Friday e é isso.
>>6884014068k at minimum. Probably closer to 10k.If you're retarded enough to buy this, you deserve to go bankrupt.
Couldn't care less. Already buyoughted my 4070 from our boludos (Paraguayan) friends.
why would i possibly give a fuck? i have my 750 ti an infinite supply of emulators and indie games. consoles died for me as soon as they became anything other than "put the disc in and play". let the gringos freak out about their bullshit prices
>>688401406Can I buy a Brazilian mail order bride with a ps5 pro?
>>6884014067k
>>688401406Caro
>US$699>R$3,952.60>30% taxes 1185>R$200 shipping>salesman profit 10~20%>around R$6500-7500
>>688401406Vendi meu FAT que comprei no lançamento por 2.8k e comprei um PC gamer com 7800x3d + 4070 ti super e não me arrependo nem um pouco. Meu ps5 tava coletando poeira a meses.
>>688401406Does anyone remember the Olha o Johnny PS4 song ? The sucker deleted everything, we could use AI update it to the PS5Já repeti demaisTô até sendo chatoMas não vou ter grana para o Play 5
>>688403080Make the L.
TAX ME HADDAD! TAX ME HADDAD! I LOVE PAYING TAXES! I LOVE PAYING TAXES ON MY VIDEO GAMES! I WANNA PAY TAXES LIKE IN A FIRST WORLD COUNTRY!
>>688403132>tfw opted for a 6700 XT instead of a 4070Ti for my upgrade>shit blackscreens on my pc no matter what i try, works on other PCsI'm never falling for the radeon meme again tomar no cú essa porra
>>688403634>I've been taxed by 5000 horses>I've been taxed by 5000 horses>I've been taxed by 5000 horses>I've been taxed by 5000 horses>I've been taxed by 5000 horses>I've been taxed by 5000 horses>I've been taxed by 5000 horses>I've been taxed by 5000 horses>I've been taxed by 5000 horses>I've been taxed by 5000 horses>I've been taxed by 5000 horses
>>688403316
>>688403659Imagine falling for the AMD GPU meme in 2024.
>>688402557do u play 2hu???
>>6884014067k reais 1237 usd
>>688402557I still don't understand /v/. All they do is moan and complain about how [recent videogame] sucks and is expensive, but they don't even bother checking out the older stuff through emulation. The only console that i tried and couldn't get the emu to work was the OG xbox one.
>>688404289no but i listen to scarlet police and maria stole the precious thing daily
>>688403659>Works on other pcs>Works on my machineSucks to be you.
Give me your lewdest BR Miku for nothing in return!
>>688401406sinceramente, não duvido nada de chegar aqui batendo 10 milzãoa sony ainda fabrica consoles aqui no br?
>>688401406R$6.307 but the Government of Love will probably make sure this is over 10K
>>688405325Não, Sony parou com suas fábricas em território brasileiro em 2017, viabilizando os consoles como de fabricação para toda a América do Sul, não mais especificamente no Brasil.Porém, desde em então a Sony faz parceiros no Brasil para pelo menos fábricar jogos em mídia física no Brasil para manter um preço mais "acessível".
>>688405546desu the iphone 16 pro is U$1000 in the US and ~15k reais(~U$3000) in here>>688405769lolvai ser mais de 10k então
>>688405769E lançam ditas mídica física com um papel reciclado horrívelImagine essa capa ocupada pra caralho com qualidade de papel lascado
>>688405546>adding 60% taxI'm not Brazilian, what the fuck is going on with that?
>>688406078socialism"we have to protect our industry!!!!!!!!"
Will Xandão ban 4chan too?
>>688406078It is the power of the Nine Fingers
>Brazil>buying consolesEven if you can afford the ridiculous price you also need to pay gorillions for the games (then again you don't really need to worry much about that for the PS5 I guess) and online services, and like 99.9% of the population here can't even dream of having that much money. Why the fuck not buy a cheap (enough) PC and pirate everything at low graphics and 720p until a big Steam sale drops and you can buy something instead.And no, I don't think the president being different would have changed anything. The last time someone different was there the gaming prices didn't change at fucking all.
>>688405313
>>688401406> RTX 3070ti comprado no Paraguai ano passado> Switch desbloqueado sei lá desde quando Imagina comprar um videogame de no mínimo 7 mil reais pagando 400 reais por jogo. Sonysta brasileiro tem mais é que se fuder.
>>688406024>desu the iphone 16 pro is U$1000 in the US and ~15k reais(~U$3000) in hereBrazilian hue hue applefags would pay 20k on an iphone even if it came covered in shit, apple drones aren't a good parameter.
>>688406489Anon please this is not even lewd
>>688406489sexo
as a turkbro I think it'll be like 1150 EUR for us, tax included of course
>>688405043That one works, just poorly. JSRF is about the only game that's actually perfectly emulated despite what the compatibility lists say
>>688401406I don't give a fuckthis shithole is horrible with techGonna skip the PS5 pro just like I skipped the PS5 and keep on playing on my PC (that I had to sell a kidney to afford)
>>688403080>just 30%Try 120%
>>688401406le brown miku country
>>688406685https://files.catbox.moe/uwfg7g.jpg
>>688407989fukkin saved
>>688406078ahahahaahahahahahaha
>>688407989That's not bad I guess
>>688407503>JSRF is about the only game that's actually perfectly emulated despite what the compatibility lists saywhat? it doesn'ton xemu at leastthe sound is fucked up
5 million real cruzeiros
>>688406078To protect our national game console industry, of course.
>>688408726any plans to export those secret huestations?
>>688406283Hiro isn't calling Xandão on his face like Musk did, so not likely.
>>688408840No, you'll never get to experience our rich history of recycling Mega Drives
>>688403659Tu formatou o PC se tu fez um upgrade?tem que formatar sempre que tu faz upgrade.
>>688406078Imagine this, a country tring to protec it's internal market, so it put high tarifs on everything that gets in to encourages people to buy from the local industry.But the local industry doesn't exist, so the goverment creates a huge tax haven place so that companies will install huge factories there, the only caveat, it is in the middle of the fucking Amazon jungle. This is so the region can become developed fast. This will be the law for 30 years, and then the companies are on their ownGuess what happened 30 years later? every single company only "works" because the government payouts, and as soon as the government starts taxing, every single company said they would pull out of this place and install a company elsewhere. So the government keeps the payouts to protect the jobs of the people there. So because of about 800 factory workers being underpaid and all the factory owners pocketing all the tax cuts and gibs, we all have to suffer huge ass import taxesOh yeah, they did all this to force the region to develop right? nothing got developed, the amazon is a shit place to put a huge factory in it and the only way you can get shit out of there is through the Amazon river, that becomes way too low to shit tings through for 6 months every year anyway, so the factories just do not produce shit for 6 months and then rush shit on the next 6 months.And the business center of the country is in SP/Rio, so shit has to get out of the center of the jungle in the north all the way to the south to be sold, that on it's own already sounds stupid as fuck right? it gets worse, The factories only ASSEMBLE, the parts are made in the south of the country, so shit gets shipped from the south, to the north and then back to the south so be sold
>>688409089Yep eu comprei um SSD junto com a placa e fiz uma instalação nova neleJa tentei usar programa de remover os drivers da placa antiga, mudei o tipo da CMOS, tirei a pilha, fiz tanta merda que nem lembro mais o que fiz a unica coisa que não deu pra tentar é instalar os drivers com a placa conectada pois não tenho video onboard, então a unica coisa que falta é que seja problema de hardware, tem altas quedas de luz por aqui então não duvido que minha fonte esteja comprometida
>>688406662Apple fags here who can afford that phone aren't buying shit locallythey all take trips to miami, buy the phone there and then enjoy the rest of their "vacation" with their new phone before coming back
>>688409261Holy based retardation.Can't wait to have to move here due to family.Can I throw a PS5 or PC in my carry-on luggage and get it through without an issue?
>>688408840Wait for blyatstation hue, the next gen console jointly developed by brazil and russia;
>>688409261Eu sabia que essa palhaçada da zona franca era ruim, mas não sabia que era tão ruim.Bostil é intankavel
>>688409261>it is in the middle of the fucking Amazon jungle. This is so the region can become developed fast.Why did they want to develop the fucking Amazon jungle when they had pretty much the entirety of the continent to choose from?
>>688409407Deve ser a fonte mesmo tive o mesmo problema com umas fontes mais fracas, independente da placa. o pc desliga mesmo.
>>688409575yeah, although you get taxed in everything that gets shipped INTO the country, no matter how expensive it is (in around 120% btw), if you are bringing stuff in your luggage, you are allowed to bring a total of 10000 BRL in goods or cash and simply do not pay any taxes on themFun isn't it? it is almost if it was by design to fuck with the poor
>>688406078Ait is actually almost 100% tax, including shippingThis is to protect our own in house consoles like the zeebo
>>688409905Tipo o negócio escroto é que o PC nem desliga, ele liga e funciona só que sem imagem nenhuma, se eu ativar o som de startup do windows ou ficar apertando merda no teclado pra fazer barulho da pra ouvir de boa, ja botei pra abrir programa e da pra ouvir o barulho pedindo permissão de administrador e tudo o mais, enquanto isso minha 1660 Ti continua funcionando de boa aqui mas vai saber
>>688409991Good to know, thanks bro
larguei console na geração passada. maioria dos jogos lançam fodidos, má performance, microtransação querendo cobrar até por pentelho de personagem com preço exorbitante. montei PC e to feliz. AAA é jogo pra quem nem de jogo gosta, logo compensa jogar só 5% dos AAA igual essas merdas de filmes de boneco.costumava ser um corno de jogo de luta mas as DLC, passes e afins são mais filhos da puta que jogo da LUG nos anos 2000.e como até Europa, EUA, Japão e Canada tão rasgando o cu de ódio com o aumento do preço das coisas quero que MS, Sony e Nintendo vão pra casa do krlmontem PC com processador parrudo e bastante RAM que até com placa de video mediana vc não terá problemas pra jogar nada que realmente valha a pena, seja emulador, jogo velho, jogo AAA novo que vc tem interesse, e indies
>>688409840because they need to have a claim in amazon. The fucked up part is that amazon have oil deposits under it and they don't exploit for energy. >>688410163Caralho é foda, tive o problema reverso indo de uma gtx980 pra rx570. To tendo uns fantasmas indo de um r7 2700x pra o 3700x e de volta pro 2700x tenho que formatar mas ta foda to pensado em pegar um 5600x
>>688408726>>688408840SOONhttps://zeenix.gg/please disregard the fact that it's an off-brand deck we're trying ok brazil superpower by 2030
>>688409767IT GETS WORSEalmost all the parts we use to make shit in the ZFM are imported, because we simply do not have the industries to make themSo let's take the PS4 for example, we do not produce boards or chips, or even the shells, but because of high import taxes, sony had to open a factory here to produce the consolesThey had to ship components from the US and Japan to here, but the only port near the ZFM (Porto de Belem) simply does not have the size to take every single shipment from overseas, so a lot, and I do mean A LOT gets sent firs to Porto de Santos, near SPFrom there, it goes to a facility sony has that assembles most of the PS4 in SP, then the almost assembled PS4s get shipped by truck to Porto de Santos, then by boat to Porto de Belem, and then by boat again to Manaus, where they just assemble the final product (think putting the board into the shells and packaging the thing, the assembling plant sony had for PS4s didn't even had 600 employees, including the shipping people that work on ports that are not emplyed directly by sony)Then out of manaus to porto de belem, and then down to porto de santos and finally by truck to SP to be shipped to the rest of the country by roadThis is way cheaper for sony than just shipping a boxed PS4 into the country, or having their SP facility to make the whole thing by itself
>>688401406Can you find me a hot brazilian gf if i promise you a free ps5pro?
>>688410163It's the PSU. Had the same issue at least twice.
>>688409575>Can't wait to have to move here due to family.don't do it bro
>>688410756Been a hot minute since i bought a power supply, which one should i get nowdays?
brasilbros, recommend me an upgrade for a 1050 Ti.I'm a poorfag so my budget is limited to 2000 squids.
>>688409840there's also a bunch of settlements there in the middle of nowhere because the region used to be big on latex extraction
Graças a Deus que eu costumo não dar a minima pra jogo AAA.
>>688411118RX 6600 :)
>>688409840Territory claimsThe Amazon (state) has most of the amazon jungle in the brazilian territory, but it is a fucking jungle, you cannot really patrol it or keep the border securedThe idea was that if the main producing hub of the country was installed there, then the areas around it would develop to consume the productsWith more cities there, we could better use the huge ass territory we have that we simply cannot use due to the fucking huge forestit did not happen at all, nothing got developed, the river is the only viable way of shipping things because there are trains that connect the area and the only road is shit, half of it is still a dirt road that becomes worse than a SnowRunner level during the rainy season
>>688411118For 2k you can get a 4060
>>688411118RX 7600
>>688411118cheap 3060 12gb from facebook marketplace
>>688401406>dev makes shitty parody game of brazilian politics>court demands sony ban the game and dox the devs so they can be thrown in an amazonian gulag>shuts off psn and orders polis to confiscate playstations
>>688410628>Steam refuses to sell the deck here>Someone with a skin of questionable whiteness decides to "Take advantage" of itI don't know if get mad or happy that there will be an official "deck" now.
>>688411118Word on the street is that Nvidia is not worth it unless you're going straight for a 4070 which is past your budgetI got my 6700 XT for that price
>>688410930sincerely? go on youtube and see the tests. There is an MSI 650w bronze ps on sale on kabum rn.>>688411118 either a 3060 or a 4060 they are under 1800 thiefs on kabum rn. prioritize the amout of ram, the 6600xt is also an good option.
Reminder that merdestino não é gente.
>>688411601wait i just realized, tectoy is involved what the fuck lmao
>>6884111184060 is the best you can get. If you want cheaper, 7600. 6600/XT is shit
I already have a ~15k masterrace PC, I'm not bothering with console slop
>>688401406brazilbro here, stop being a retard and build a pc gaming machine
Pic
>>688410628That's just an Ayn Loki Zero white label.
>>688411118Wait for the Blck Friday and get a RX6750 or a 4060 Ti
>>688411894>brazilian tech company selling a white label device with they logo etched on itNo way, noooo, seriouslly? no. that just cannot beAnyway, have I ever told you how much I hate HAEEETE multilaser?
>>688412138yeah, it's shit tooonly poorfags buy these meme brands
eu estou aprendendo portugues, brasileiros falam muito rapido pra mi
>>688412257never go to portugal
>>688412138they didn't even bother making the logo look cool.
>>688412257Hola, onions Sora
>>688401406I predict something around 7.5k dilmas at first, then when Sony inevitably drops the price, it will sit around 6/6.5k. When the PS6 starts to get traction for release it will drop to 4/5k, something around the price gringos will pay at release date.
>>688412257Stop wasting your time and go learn an useful language.Even Spanish is better than Portuguese.
>>688412138I had a Multilaser mouse I used on my lappy. It died. A mouse died. I never heard of a mouse outright dying before.I have a Intellimouse from 1999/2000 and it still works.
>>688412257Portuguese is ugly as fuck, but they are quite the racists so there's that if you like
>>688401406que se foda. eu ainda tô no ps3 desbloqueado kkkk
>>688412445Mine is pure dust by now.
>>688412445Meu PS3 queimou a placa de rede/bluetooth. O conserto é preço de um usado. Acabou-se.só jogava no RPCS3 mesmo kkkk
>>688412257quiero tu culo
When will Astro Bot come to steam with localized price?
>>688412257We don't speak fast, we just don't say what we write"Olá, boa tarde. Como vai você?" Is what we should say, but we actually say "Ou, b'atarde. comuse ta?"
>>688412578I wouldn't know. If I did, I wouldn't be on 4chan of all places.
>>688412445>my ps3 HDMI is brokeni have some games there i need to finish
>>688412624tarde = tarji
>>688412578The overwhelming majority are whores. Ugly brown whores. Yeah, even the evangelical ones.There's a small fraction of white catholic middle class, however.
>>688412404I already speak spanish and english, which are the only two languages I'll ever "need".I like brazilian culture so im learning portuguese, portuguese speakers have an easier time understanding spanish than vice versa, so im struggling a bit when watching brazilian youtubers and movies, I can only understand perfectly when using subtitlesthough at the same time im from Chile so I don't really have a place to say brazilians speak fast
>>688412578I only dated a fujoshi landwhale so i dunnoMy brother brought home quite the hotties though
>>688412816I can't understand chilean spanishwhy are you guys like this
>>688412578In small towns at the church you can find some trad cuties, if I wasn't a loser and I could stand the church life I would get one.
>>688412760>Yeah, even the evangelical onesEspecially those. As expected from pr*testants.
>>688412445Pobre nojento. É por pessoas como você que o pais é esse lixo.Deveriamos mandar todo pobre e marrom pra camera de gás para purificar essa merda de pais.
>>688412578you want trad? don't go to the coast or SP, or RIoif a girl mentions they like funk/funque, they are not tradTrad girls here are church girls or ex church girls who have granny hobbies, that all said, they are all commie minded and leftistI know for a fact this because my gf is like that
>>688402665You get a choco loli for 1000 USD
>>688412816Which movies you watch? I always find myself coming back to picrel
>>688412968>camera de gásLearn to spell before proposing policies.
>>688412760>crente "women"why are they so fucking ugly, holy shit
>>688413121Achamos o marronzinho cor de bosta. Você deve morar em algum favelão por ai.É triste ser BRANCO em um pais cheio de cor de bosta.
Argentinabros... how's it looking for us? Is that 100% tax on everything vidya still a thing?
>>688412816>I like brazilian culture so im learning portugueseI've never thought I would hear that in my entire lifeI'm genuinely interested in what culture you like
>>688412578>>688413000>brother begins dating a petite girl>she's trad af>cooks a mean lasagne>she wants to marry and have kids>brother breaks up with herI think he's actually gay.
>>688413176poor favelados are the only ones who fall for these pyramid scheme tier "churches"
>>688413305You are even gayer for not trying to "cuck" him after they broke up.
>>68840140670000 pesos
>>688410759I don't have much choice in the matter :DD at least it's in a relatively nice part of Rio
>>688413589>in a relatively nice part of RioKekWhere?
>>688401406Homebrew spoiled me. I can't see value on purchasing consoles at launch anymore. Having an entire library at my disposal without needing to spend 100+ bananas on a single game is just so good. It's only bad if you wanna play online games at their prime but PC's already there anyways.
>>688413252NTA but also learning Portuguese. Brazil had pretty amazing music 60 years ago. And Portuguese is a very beautiful language. Actually only Brazilians don't think Portuguese is pretty, it's just misguided viralatismo
>>688413235post hand viadinho
>>688413589>he thinks there is a "good" part of Rio de Janeirolollmao
>>688413235 Xique Xique - Bahia
>>688402557>consoles died for me as soon as they became anything other than "put the disc in and play".This form of convenience isn't brought up enough. You're essentially paying for a mini computer with limited storage that's optimized for that specific library but unable to do other tasks as effectively.
>>688413589If you're close to the beach you should be "fine". How long will you stay here, anon?>>688413723NTA, I think portuguese is pretty, too, i just don't enjoy how we employ slang and just try to abbreviate sentences without even realizing.
>>688413725
>>688413723Perhaps but I do speak Japanese fluently (it's arguably my first language) and I genuinely find it much more beautiful than Portuguese.
>>688414046>abbreviate sentences without even realizing.because words have way too many syllables hereeverything has 3 to more syllables, it is a fucking waste of time to sound it all out
>>688409767>intankavelTwitteiro de merda.
>>688413860Ipanema is perfectly good by any global standardSafe relaxed beach life. Fancy restaurants. Police on every street corner.
>>688413235AIAIAI o cara é o nazipardo racista que nem sabe falar português. Vai tirar uma foto dos caras? Ou gravar um vídeo.
>>688412929it's ok, even we sometimes struggle to understand each other>>688413072I've mostly been trying to watch american movies dubbed, I don't know much about brazilian made movies outside of cidade de deus, (which I've watched like 3 times already)rec me some brazilian kino>>688413252a big reason is the music, brazil has some incredibly unique music, milton nascimento, novos baianos, jorge ben, sergio mendes, etc.that, and it's also a tropical country, so that calls my attention as well, im from Santiago which is cold as fuck most of the year, so a place like Rio looks cool as fuck, I've been there a few times and felt like I was dying with how hot it was
>>688414278That's all sudaca languages, inferior subhuman creations
>>688414345Marronzinho FERVILHANDO pq não consegue aceitar que nasceu com a cor de pele errada.
>>688413305Get that girl for you anonSHE IS PETITE AND CAN COOK this is fucking rare nowadaysevery bitch here is a landwhale with a belly bigger than the Asylum Demon
>>688413723>Actually only Brazilians don't think Portuguese is pretty, it's just misguided viralatismoAnon you replied to here, I actually think it's an pretty language, it's very romanticFor example "saudade" which is a portuguese wordI just don't like it in music from my experienceBossa Nova was great I guess but I haven't heard much older music becuse of viralatismo, I hate this country
Brazil bros how tf do I access Twitter now?Is using Tor browser enough?
>>688414278Yeah, the difference is that a normal human being might speak normally from time to time, whereas a favela dwelling negro will employ them every single fucking time, so i just associate it with those cunts.
>>688414365do you like Raul Seixas, anon?
>>688414563>Tor browser>OH NOONONONONONNO!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>688414324yeah, totally safe, let's pretend the favela shitheads don't also go there and nick your phone and wallet when you are not lookingOh, or the fact that Rio has shit ground signaling so it is easy as fuck for a tourist or a gringo just walk/drive out of a "safe" zone and into a shithole
>>688412624>have Jap friend>write a bunch of Brazilian Portuguese slangs during a conversation>he's able to read them all perfectly by just pretending that it's romanji
how expensive is a sega saturn nowadays in brazil?
>>688412257Portuguese is a very slow paced high IQ language. Listen to spanish people speaking if you think portuguese is fast.
Brazilians should move to MexicoConsoles are cheaper here
>>688413667I thought it was the nicest part for what we could afford, and it's right on the beach. barra Already visited it and liked it for the most part. I thought it was more chill than zona sul. >>688414046Probably 4-5 years.
>>688414365Definitively watch Elite Squad, has a similar vibe to Cidade de Deus but from the point of view of the police
>>688412717Holy fuck, are you me? I just wanted to play based Tokyo Jungle irmãos.
>>688413723>Actually only Brazilians don't think Portuguese is prettyIt's on the same level as Thai and Vietnamese for me. Genuinely the ugliest European language.
>>688402665You can buy one for free lol, whores would be delighted to get the fuck out of brazil
>>688413176Crentes são pobres e favelados. São feios não porque são pobres, mas são pobres por serem pardos disgênicos. As igrejas evangélicas são só um teste de QI.
>>688402557a friend of mine upgraded his pc and i paid for some of the parts for cheap and i think this shit will last me for a long time, i can't run newer AAA games but i literally could not care>>688407989now this is really nice, saved
>>688414796>BarraJust keep your cellphone on your pocket and watch out for shirtless people and motorcycles with more than 1 person
>>688414432Have mercy on her. I'm a 30 years old virgin on 4chan.
>>688412578>Are they trad?Depends. Coastal girls? Absolutely not but you go to the more hick parts of the country you can find a strong protestant influence where the women will be more interested in sticking to one person. You can tell if they'll be cool about being housewives or not based on the amount of absent father figures in their family (mothers and aunts love to butt in). The catch is that a bunch of them look hideous.
>>688403659>AMD CPU: very goog>AMD GPU: loleat least you learned the lesson
>>688414869NTA but Actually happy someone from here played this shit. I downloaded it for RPCS3 after seeing an anon shilling it and still have not booted it up lel
>>688414769>dropping three bananas to grab twoWhat did he mean by this?
>>688414563Call big xandy.
>>688413589>relatively nice part of Riogood onethat stopped being a thing 40+ years ago
>>688401406More money than it's worth
>>688406078Products under $50 dollars had no tax and the national industry complained of "unfair competition". That made some sense because the national industry pays a lot of taxes whereas products built abroad does not. Instead of raising taxes to something reasonable like 20% to be in line with other countries, the government raised those taxes to 40% instead. Products above $50 that were previously taxed at a high 60% had their taxes increased to 100%.tldr: the government used the interest of the national industry to raise taxes beyond a reasonable amount, fucking up with all consumers
>>688414996There is still time anonwe all can make it, but you have to take the first step and DM that girl with the classic "Oi sumida"
>>688403080>30%uh oh
>>688414365Brazilian cinema peaked with Tropa de Elite. Alto da Compadecida is pretty nice too, funny as well. You'll probably have a hard time understanding what they say tho
>>688401406It's always like this in Brazil>Picks the worst case scenario for a brazilian price>Add more 1500 reais on it.There, the brazilian price since the PS3.
>>688413072This and City of God are the best Counter-Strike movies we ever got. I like to think that they take place in the same universe.
>>688415294Tropa de Elite and Cidade de Deus fucked up our national movie industry irreparably.
>>688415294>Alto da compadecidaNot even joking when i say this might be one of my favorite movies. I really like João Grilo, too, but i guess it's mostly because the fucker managed to "trick" Satan and come back to the land of the living.
>>688414687>>688414465>>688414365My fucking niggas. >>688414950I learned the rules my first time there. Doesn't help that I look like the most stereotypical gringo. >>688415131I would like to take some trips to the south and see Floripa, and ilha de Santa Catarina. If I could make enough money I would move there one day
>>688415294*Auto
>americans throwing a bitchfit over pale skinned brazilian miku, not realizing she was tanned to begin withGave me a laugh.
>>688414408Tu acha que eu tenho problema em ser preto? tu acha que o Brasil é só as favelas do Hell de janeiro? triste historia pros brancos pro nazi aqui. Fan de perdedor é foda.
>>688415294>Alto da CompadecidaI have a soft spot for the TV series myself for having the episode of the cat that shits money
>>688412816>spoilerThanks for making 31 Minutos, Chilebros.
>>688415608>FanO pretinho adora corrigir ortográfia mas escreve fã errado.
>produces bossa nova>abandon it in favor of sertanejo, funk and gospelI'm glad this country is burning right now.
>>688415245>the national industry complained *Havan
>actually nice, comfy BR thread>anons still want to shit it upcan't we just get along
>>688412257Unless you plan to going here to escape WW3, why would you want to learn portugues, only us and like haiti speak this garbage
>>688401406100 caralhões.
>>688415430Yeah, by absolutely mogging everything else. They could never recover.Our movies nowadays are basically a bunch of Globo trash, some are terribly unfunny woke "humor" and others are political dramas.
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4vlAsnvinA
>>688415803Kicking him out was a mistake.
>>688401406How many macacoins i need to save to pay for super duper pro sony plai estation?
>>688415793Lol, cala a boca dog, kek q cara doente.
>>688415803Dom Pedro come back i miss u
>>688415294>>688415464I saw a random review of a british guy who hated the movie because the humor was nonsensical and unfunny.Basically the movie, which is objectively of a high standard, is only enjoyable with a high degree of portuguese knowledge and possibly brazilian culture.Same way with the subs/translation of cidade de deus not being up to par with the original dialogue
>>688415880>dogpreto
>>688413252My brother in Christ, Brazilian culture is incredible. Where else will you read about magical cavemen who fist fight cryptids and populate the world by banging a harem of monster girls?
>>688414693>>688415109Pls answerI wanna coom
>>688415793Am I a joke to you? inb4 yes
>>688415910KKKK, o cara age q nem um preto vira lata q se odeia e me chama de um.
>>688415764Havan and a few others like Magazine Luiza, it's usually a few big companies with lots of money that lobbies for that kind of stuff
>>688415943if you want to coom, there's better alternatives. like kemono su.
>>688415943https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/free-vpn-for-chrome-vpn-p/majdfhpaihoncoakbjgbdhglocklcgno
>/bra/ no /v/nice>>688414563usa vpn burroninguem ta levando multa por essa porra não
>>688414071t. João Hayato da Silva
>>688415710eita fã em inglês se escreve assim mas câmara e câmera são dois objetos ou ate comodo/instalação nesse caso com finalidade diferentes. Tu que quer da uma de superior mas fica com uma luta racial no Brasil defendendo um exercito que transportava armas e mantimentos em mulas e perdeu até pros mesmos pretos que tu zoa. Você acha que o problema do Brasil é os pretos e não os caras que fodem os colonos ate os dias atuais.
>>688416081The exact names differs but the structure is almost correct.
>>688415898>british>talking about humorBut yeah, you'll miss 90% of the jokes if you don't speak Portuguese close to a native level. Even native speakers sometimes miss a lot of jokes because many of them require a certain degree of knowledge about Northeast culture.
>>688415880>dog>half english half BR100% favelado, 50/50 carvão.
>>688414687I've never heard of him, I'll check him out>>688414807alright, im not doing anything so I'll go and watch it right now, sadly the torrent I downloaded didn't come with portuguese subtitles so im searching for some online>>688415294>Alto da Compadecida>Matheus Nachtergaeledamn... now im interested, I'll watch it later even if I can't understand half of what is being said
>>688416032Não sou o OP, só constatando sua negritude. Só periférico fala "dog".
Incrível, nem na internet macacos conseguem se comportar. Honestamente, não culpo ninguém que queira que o Brasil seja expulso da internet.
>>688414769I don't remember going there...
>>688416268Enjoy
I HATE BRAZILIANSGET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNETLEAVE ME ALONE
>>688415735Bossa Nova was state-sponsored, created by well educated high-status intellectuals, and was designed to create a unified culture and promote the country internationally.You'd need another dictatoship or at least another Kubitschek to see something like that again.
>>688415958Sorry cacetinho bro, we stole the language, it's ours now
>>688416385This poster is a self-hating brazilian by the way.
>>688416268>Matheus Nachtergaelewait, where do you know him from?Also, i hope the thread is still here if you're really watching it now. I always enjoy seeing foreign people talking about Tropa de elite. The sequel is better, though.
>>688416159>tenta pagar de pasquale no 4chin>comete erros básicos de português em seguida>é pego no pulo >WHATABOUTISMKEK, pretinhos são engraçados, pena que não posso mais comprar uns para serem pets.
>>688416032>vira latapreto e esquerdinha viado
/vint/ revealed that 90% of brazilians plays Ace Combat
>>688416385não
>>688415958>gets a continent-worth of gold>still ends up poorhow did they do it?
>>688415294Don't forget Tainá series, the movies about a bare chested, indgenous little girl
>used 4chan for all my life, don't even use /int/ or /bant/ so I'm completely disconnected from brazilian internet>finally start BR imageboards last year, 1500 is fucking shit but it's a great and novel change of pace>drop that place like a rock when mods blatantly protected raiding discord niggers in a Big Brother Brasil thread>mfw I'm really here forever
>>688416494>The sequel is better, though.I disagree. The director tried to course-correct the first movie because everyone liked Capitão Nascimento (you are supposed to hate him lmao) and turned the movie into a political meme while also taking sides, instead of just being about general corruption.
>>688412257The harder the process, the better you will get it.
>>688416328Você nunca vai ser europeu.
>>688416695Stop bro, these will get our gringo friends arrested.
>>6884166961500 is just dead
>>688401406just do the math like you were going to import a new one, anão.700 x 5,70 = X X x 60% = Y Y + X = ZZ x 17% = L Z + L = TOTAL HUE DEATH! literally R$7500 without counting shipping or some other shit that may be included to the final price, like the R$15 or so coxinha tax that the Correios take with every import.
>>688412404>Even Spanish is better than Portuguese.Wrong, Pablo.
>>688416407That and bringing back horse racing to mainstream interest, go full European-wannabe like back in the day.
Wasn't the PS3 extremely expensive on release too?
>>688415793Brazilian literature, music and folklore are all worth checking out. There are a bunch of resources that never get translated to English so knowing Portuguese is pretty useful. Plus, you sorta of learn Spanish at the same time since the two languages are similar.
>>688416839Yeah, that's fair. I really enjoyed it as an actual movie. Seeing Nascimento's desire to let the corrupt parties eat each other backfire on his face was fucking amazing. I also still remember Mathias death. I could see it coming, but having it just happen with no fanfare really caught me off guard.
>>688416494I know him from Cidade de Deus, he was my favorite character.I finally found some portuguese subtitles in some random website, if the thread is still alive in over 3 hours from now I'll tell you my thoughts, it's a pretty long movie.thread almost hit bump limit already... oh well
>>688417079As a gringo learning Portuguese I have to admit that outside of literature and music there are very few Portuguese resources worth reading. It doesn't help that Brazil doesn't really have an internet, everything is on whatsapp
>>688417079Eh, fair enough
>>688416887Não ser europeu não é uma desculpa pra agir como crioulo solto da senzala. Não tem um arrastão pra fazer aí não, João?
>>688411691None of you monkeys are people
>>688416520Eu cometi e admiti meu erro mas tu que é o supersoldado ariano aqui, que nem consegue admitir erros e as proporções dos erros. Mas o maior erro foi meu de brigar com um biruta nazista na internet.
>>688412257HUE portuguese is hard because we have too many slangs but you can do it and when you do, you'll see that it's the perfect language to express yourself. there's nothing better than to say "VAI TOMAR NO TEU CU, FILHO DA PUTA!!" to some faggot like >>688412404
>>688414871It always sounded like broken, drunk Spanish to me. I don't know why I keep remembering those lines in Portuguese from MW2>Eu estou recargaando!>Ou coubertura!
>>688401406Eu só jogo gachas e leio visual novels não dou a mínima para o preço do ps5
>>688417630>recaargaandoOh, my. Actual portuguese lmao
>>688417657BASEADO!
>>688417630No shit, Spanish also sounds like broken Portuguese if you are more familiar with Portuguese. That's just how similar languages work.
https://youtu.be/eKPVsncF1_s
>>688417301>tfw Mathias was supposed to be the main character but the narration was so good they made it about Nascimento
>>688414057Pardo e gordo
>>688417630These dubs sound like shit even to us. No one talks like this. It sounds robotic and scripted as fuck.
>gf exclusively listens to funk and American pop>tells me to "turn this old shit off" when I put on bossa nova, or anything made before 2000
>>688414878Is there a website for this? Asking for a friend
>>688417381It depends on what you're looking for. If you wanna learn about indigenous stuff you need to know portuguese because a lot of it is never translated. I was sharing some stories with a foreign friend of mine and he was having a good time learning about the magical sea rapist aliens, the incestuous space snake, the dead child eye fruits, the Satan drunken brawl, etc.
>>688417424Nah, trola você é mais divertido LOL.
>>688417528Eu admito o erro da minha raça superior ter permitido pessoas como você ganharem status de seres humanos.
>>688418238I hope she's a cute teen pardinha with a fat bunda at least.
>>688418238Tells a lot about her personality. Your gf is a worthless whore.
>>688418196Sim, e eu sinto muito por favelados como você que não conseguem sequer obter o minimo para alimentar o verme que vocês possuem no estomago.
>>688418271>the Satan drunken brawlPera, quê?>>688418437Eita porra, KKK.
>>688418238I hope the pussy is good, because the brain is clearly mushy
>>688417657Por favor, pare de jogar gacha anão
>>688418238what a man will tolerate for some pussy...
>>688418575>Pera, quê?Long story short, the first human beings were two bros who went to war against Jurupari (god of evil) and his army. One beat him by wielding a demonic paddle but not before killing the Mapinguari with his bare hands, later dedicating his life to growing the clan by fucking monster girls. His brother was a smart guy who recovered the night sky. One time he got super drunk, left during a thunderstorm and began to insult the shit out of Jurupari until he was summoned, them proceeded to have a drunken fist fight with him and surviving. Keep in mind that Tupã explicitly said that one of the rules of nature was that they shouldn't go against Jurupari's will.
>>688401406Brazil bros, If given the choice between two beverages, which do you pick? Water, or an ice cold Coca-Cola?
>>688419735I haven't had coca-cola for half a decade i think. It's one of those things you can just stop consuming, then after a while, realize you don't really need it.
>>688419735My entire family are slaves to the Coca-Cola company. We spend a fucking fortune on Coca every month. Send help.
R$4000,00 because, as always, I’ll make a trip to the US for a few days, cuck some whiteys out of their GFs with my superior Brazilian sexy genes and buy a PS5 Pro + iPhone 16 Pro Max without paying a single tax
>>688419735I'd rather some good ol' Guaraná Antarctica, but i accept the coca
>>688419735For me?Grapete
IDK Brazil, but in Argentina it will cost between US$3,000 and US$5,500...
>>688419735I don't drink soda of any kind, it's bad for you.
>>688420523Kek viva la liberdad carajo
>>688419735The goat
>>688401406They don't fucking care. They still have their Saturns and Dreamcasts.
the brazilian dictatorship government commissioned a bunch of horse porn during the 80's
>>688418268>>>/soc/
>>688421135they were funded by the cia
>>688419735Depends, does the coca come from a glass, metal or plastic container?This is crucial to the answer
>>688418268Yeah, just go to any of the BR chans.Use a VPN tho.
>>688421283To oppose Soviet funded commie terrorists.
>>688421495so? both kike shit
>>688421294It comes in a plastic bottle. And you can't transfer it to a glass container. Choose.
>https://youtu.be/d_uIe7S0T4k?si=u-1aW1PA8XKvDUdT>E pudesse eu pagar de outra formaaa
Não compro mais consoles desde o 4. Não planejo mais voltar a comprar nem jogar, só venho aqui pra merdapostar e ver algum retrogame decente pra jogar. Tipo AvP2.Jogo moderno é cheio de viadagem, pretos e gente feia. Já não basta ver essas desgraças na porra da estação da sé caralho.Vtnc essa porra, a vocês e a mim também.
I really love to know that /v/ is filled with Brazilians like me, i can't wait to start working on my video game project so i can share with all of you kind Anões.
>>688421757FURRO SEXOSEXOSEXOSEXO
>>688418371Yea she is lol
>>688421757I just larp as a Brazilian, It's fun.
>>688401406shouldn't you be worried about affording food and, I don't know, not getting stabbed on your way from your favela to whatever tourist trap you go to steal and rape?
>>688421651Water, 100 times of 100.
>>68840140655,000 bananas
>>688421135This is not as obscure as you think it is. Now stop playing Limbus and at least try to finish lobcorp.
>>688421959Lower you tone when talking to me. I am Little Joe, i rule this crackden.
>>688421901That's cultural appropriation.
https://youtu.be/4nQtMlraWm4?si=PE16bJwf_io3BnNFhttps://youtu.be/XXObNdt1wmk?si=U9EuyoWCBc5if8XEhttps://youtu.be/FhcOt0QRQHw?si=XPlCmGU2Vxb8hHduhttps://youtu.be/N7EOuCcVmwo?si=X9WR0GM9v8ZdjTKvhttps://youtu.be/FvlA8QtHu8M?si=uy6wxI6B5Po56xQShttps://youtu.be/C2dbCiH3nrc?si=ceg95UJDnv9op3zQhttps://youtu.be/asdn7f065FU?si=dT4yzMtZnEnODwKNBrazilian music
I met a brazlian girl on a dating app and ending up visiting her family in brazil after we knew each other for some time. the thing that surprised me was that even though her father was filthy rich (dollar millionaire kinda guy, has 5 apartments and 3 houses and one beach house) they still use an electric shower in their house. pretty sick, actually ended up marrying her and having a kid, she lives here in scandinavia with me now, she's very religious so i can feel all my european friends being jealous as we are now in their 30's and they are all competing against single moms or rancid whores while i have a fat ass latina who makes me lunch for work every day and clean the house. just take the brazilpill bros
>>688422819>brazilian women>not dei infested whores
>>688422819>as we are now in their 30's
>>688422729Sim
>>688422819Contrary to popular internet memes, electric showers are perfectly safe, as long as it's properly grounded.
>>688422819Eletric showerheads are so safe that even if you fuck up the entire installation down to bottom the worst you get is the resistance snappingIt gives for some cool webm's to scare the gringos tho, it's unfortunate that they don't work on places that are too cold.
país de bosta vai tomar no cu
Brazilian leftists are worse than American leftists. Here in Brazil a celebrity who lost their baby, defended a person which the leftists hated, so they mocked their dead baby and got thousands of likes for it.This kind of stuff is why i'm glad Twitter is gone, even though it scares me that a judge could simply wipe out an entire website from our country.
>>688401406Macaco bro forget about it. We are not ricos. It's really not worth it.
>>688406078brazilians basically live, work and reproduce to give money to whoever is in charge so that they don't have to work a day
>>688401406Do you guys even have a stable power grid to play these things?I thought the entirety of Brazil was either rainforest or one giant favela with like 40000 people per block all tying into one utility pole
>>688422891Nah, religion still goes strong down here. Hell, many women don't even attend college.
>>688423643Amazon rainforest is only the north region anon. Brazil is fucking big. We have all the jrpgs climates.
>>688424208>Brazil has deserts and snow regions
>>688401406Macaco maldito, se mata vagabundoMacacada de merda, odeio o brasil mesmo sendo brasileiroFaz o L
>>688423643>>688424208Biomes of Brazil
>>688424328Don't they?
https://youtu.be/uvEVcQM5prs?si=9HLOfbF4norCMtWX
>>688411118i bought a 4060 this month for R$2.200
>>688401697Stop. You're not fluent enough on this language to be posting here, you're embarrassing yourself.
I miss this guy so much. He was the only one who stood up for us gamers.
>>688423629you know, you really didn't need to post that
>>688424365NopeThere's some drylands but it isn't really desert
>>688424438LVLA version when?
>>688424328Yes.
>>688424686the truth must be spoken. Maybe someday things will change
>>688424712Close enough. We don't need fucking sand everywhere.
>>688424862i already know the truth anon, i just come here to forget it.
>>688401406>>688401697>buying consoles in brazil>posting on 4chons on the phoneGod, you need to be euthanized, you are beyond retarded even for monkey standards.
CRASHETA BANDICÚhttps://youtu.be/JHlKthkReu0
>>688423643Falseflag post by a brazilian pretending to be a retarded foreigner.
>>688424685he was kinda based tbqh>lady you are so ugly I wouldnt even rape you
I don't think I could handle living in Brazil, every girl flaunting their tits and ass and feet
>>688424438
>>688418268Tinder, retard.You could also browse instagram, I guess.
>>688401406I hate it here in Germany but at least I'm not a hue
>>688425242>germanywhat the fuck do you hate about your country? I understand nowhere is perfect but Germans seem to be fine.
>>688425429Only Germans would understand the sheer amount of German cuck mentality permeating life here and lowering its quality
>>688415079PS2 is better than PS3
>>688418268fatalmodel.comIgnore the name, they just wanted something edgy like "suicide girls", it's a non EFL thing
>>688406078Import taxes, though that's not the full story. 60% refers specifically to import taxes to individual consumers who buy something from abroad, and there's also another tribute called ICMS to consider, so in total it would be around 92% tax on top of the price+shipping (yes, shipping is taxed too).Business actually pay a lot less, but then still charge more in the final price to keep up their profit margins.
>>688425242Good, we already have enough of you blockheads here, we may send some of your cousins back to the fatherland in the near future.
>>688425757I don't get this, what is "digital content from illegal sources" supposed to be? Piracy? Porn?
>>688426105>tfw friend has germanic heritage and flies off to EuropeLucky bastard. I can only hope someday i'll be able to traffic myself somewhere nice.
>>688426132Piracy, they actively pursue legal action in Germany. Thankfully I don't live there but I remember hearing about people being fined thousands of euros for torrenting shit like movies
>>688419735As an one time offer, Coca-Cola.For daily drinking, water.>>688420052off brand guarana > antarcticamore carbonation = better
EU QUERO LAMBER A BUCETINHA DA MIKU E SENTIR OS PELOS RECEM CORTADOS RASPANDO NA MINHA LINGUA
>>688426426This, mas com essa Miku aqui.
>>688426426get in line, buddy. You're like, 15 years late.
>>688426486what have they done to miku..
>>688425429woman-only parking spacescultural taboo on pissing while standingpeople don't shower every day "to save water"germany is possibly the most cucked country in the world
Learning a lot about Brazil today, cool. So, how do you get rid of trash in your home? Is your neighborhood fairly clean? Do you have a waste disposal center nearby or do you put it on trains and stuff?
>>688426995They aren't cucked, they are just fucking weird. I challenge you. Find a german man who doesn't recycle.
>>688426486Mikoninha...
>>688411552>used graphic cardNo, thank you
>>688427098uhh yes to all of those
>>688403659Install Gentoo.
>>688427098You just put the trash outside and the garbage truck takes it away, that's not rocket science you know.
>>688424712The caatinga is just fancy desert, no real snow biomes tho
>>688427283Recycling is cucked. Just like not showering to save water. It's the same basic mindset of inconveniencing yourself to minimize your impact on the world. As if you exist not to do but only to watch. Like a cuckold.
>>688424328>desertNortheast>snowSouth
>>688427540i thought the whole country had garbage retrieval until i had to answer forms for an exam and then it asked me if i had "accessible waste disposal" or somesuch.
>>688427664>>688427283I don't see what's wrong with not showering. I take a shower like only twice a week nowadays because I can't be assed to do it more often. Not the same principle but the ends justify the means
COME TO BRAZILhttps://youtu.be/LQlZHMlZIdE
>>688427098We aren't india anon, we have garbage trucks here.
>>688427791Would you look at that, a smash player.
>>6884014063,965.08 Brazilian Real
>>688427791Right, so you don't shower because you are a disgusting slob. Germans don't shower because they are poor and cucked. It's different.
>>688403659oh, I know, you absolutely feel for the chink x99 xeon meme motherboard!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>688428143I know, I said it was not the same principle but the same end result; anyway you don't need to shower everyday
>>688426995>>688427283Germany is a nation of anal retentive autists, in the past they focused on war, now they direct that towards other shit, but their nature hasn't changed.
>>688426995>woman-only parking spacesWHAT?!? Please tell me you are trolling...
>>688428357I just think of Germany as the autism country. Apparently they like to engineer shit.
For the retards that fell in love with Brazil somehow because of muh Bossa Nova, you should check out Touhou ShibayanRecords bossa nova, it's from japanese that are braboos just like you 1 or 2 guys on this thread.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqOWnSOA6Vohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dylYKle6-0
>>688427720yeah some places in here are a literal shithole. Hopefully not many people get to witness it
>>688416407Why does the poor feel entertained by funk? There are better genres aimed to the poor like hip hop and rap.
>>688428584yeah no shit, Brazil is continental sized you dingus, of course some places are going to suck ass.Same shit goes for any country of the same size, you don't think the US and China and Russia have also godawful places too?
>>688428567>braboosthis is the first time i've ever heard that lmao. Does this have any ties to "Cafe de touhou"?
>>688428792no
>>688428894how the fuck will >>688428792recover?
>>688428883>Does this have any ties to "Cafe de touhou"?Not at all. Shibayan does have some other genres, though.
>tfw 30 years old virgin brazillian
>>688417657A cabeça desse faz até eco
>>688416675The British took it all.
>>688429335i wouldn't hold you in contempt for that, i will hate you for saving /vt/shit on your computer, though.
>>688429335you don't know how lucky you are...t. 34yo who's life got pretty much ruined by pussy.
>>688429335Just in time to reap the EU qt refugees once the bombs drop.
>>688416696I wish there was a Brazilian chan solely so I could get an non-mainstream source of news. I don't even watch TV anymore so I didn't even know about the Twitter ban until i found a thread here about it.
>>6884293352d is better anyway
>>688429593That's cope
>>688419735Guaraná
>>688424862Anon, the only way this country gets saved is if Pedro II rises from his grave.
>>688429969He is tired. And wants to rest.
>>688429779Not really, when Brazil got independent, you know who we paid? The fucking British. Because the Portuguese were knee-deep in debt to them.
>>688419735>only degenerate unhealthy fucks replying to this postI've forsaken added sugar food and any beverage that isn't water years ago. Sleeping 5 to 6 hours and waking up full of energy. Main source of carbs are sweet potato and bananas.
Lula vai ganhar de novo em 2026 kkkk
>>688430038Anyone would get tired after a lifetime of dealing with this country. We've had like three non-garbage rulers in history, and two of them were monarchs.
>>688430340foda-se fale sobre video games retardado
Why do some gringos still manage to mistake Portuguese for Spanish or think that Brazilians speak Spanish.
>>688430310We are all happy for you anon, but /fit/ is two blocks down, this is a Tang board.
>>688430636Some people just lump us together, since we're surrounded by spanish speaking countries. You need to understand that the average US citizen don't really care about other nations very much.
>>688430843doesn't*fuck me, i need to sleep.
>>688401406>BrazilRaw conversion: 3x a monthly minimum wageExpectation: 5x to 7x a monthly minimum wage>USA for comparison1/2 of a monthly minimum wage (is that right burger bros?)
>>688419735Waterfuck cokeMy gf is fucking addicted to coke, over the course of 4 years dating her I got her consumption down to once a month, but holy fuck it was hardshe came from a poor family and they chug that shit down like if it was vital for their survival
>>688430843When you're busy hating the guys in other parts of your country, and by that I mean hating California, it's hard to spare the energy on other countries.
>>688419735there is only one right answer.
>>688431006Wait... isn't that the trap that is on that pic with the muscle head, the one where they are on a bike in some favela
>>688431236Indeed it is. Sayuri something is his persona name.
>>688430636Do you know everything about other countries? Did you know there are dialects inside France and Germany that are very different from the national language? Do you know what they speak in Aland? What about all the tiny asian countries, do you know what they speak in Laos?
>>688429779>>688430206It is a bit more complex than thatbut yeah, Portugal was knee deep in debt with the UK, when brazil said that it wanted to be free, portugal told them to pay X amount of money, the very same ammount of money portugal needed to pay the britsand since we didn't have that money we went to war against portuga- of course we borrowed money from the brits to pay portugal, we were always too chicken shit to wage war against portugaltl;dr We borrowed money from UK to pay portugal so portugal could use that money to pay UK, makes sense right?
>>688431236yup
>>688421294Enlightened anon. Very few possess this knowledge.
Why didn't brazillians buy Concord? Isn't it pretty much made for them?
>>688431751Sayuri needs to know how to clean up the shitpipe better
>>688431816
>>688421135Explica melhor isso aí
>>688431816>buylmaoooo.But seriously, all this time, I haven't see even a shred of marketing for this shit, it feels almost like a prank or something.
>>688432013
>>688431006Man, nothing kills my boner faster than tattoos.
>>688402379You're welcome BRo. Is it still so expensive in your local store that you can do a trip to CDE, buy shit and then go back even with the Receita on your ass?
>>688431006>>688431410>>688431751>>688431236Why did she undergo breast implant bros?
funny and a little sad how this thread is so much better than most of the threads on our own national image board
>>688421651even if you transfer it, it already has the contaminated plastic taste. Glass ftw, always.
Lula and Haddad are saving Brazil.trust the plan
>>688432449our imageboards have always been shit, anon
>>688422819Everyone uses electric showers, there's cheap ones and expensive ones. It doesn't make sense for us to have a central heating system in a tropical country.>but gasMore expensive than electricity and dangerous. Our energy is pretty cheap since like most of our energy comes from hydropower.
parappa or Lemmy?
>>688431816I don't know about my other fellow macacos but I hate trannies and I don't care about hero shooters.
>>688432665wait I've used gas all my life. I suppose it's dangerous if there's a leak
>>688432665>Our energy is pretty cheapLOL>Most come from hydroDOUBLE LOLyou really never paid a power bill or searched where your power really comes fromMost of Hue's power comes from thermoeletric plants burning sugarcane/alcohol only places NEAR big damns have hydropower feeding their nearby grid
>>688432527It was over when he (((died)))
>>688432038Emoções sexuais de um cavalo>>688432725Lemmy.
>>688432665>EveryoneEu uso gás, it's not dangerous if you are not a retard, same thing with electricity.
>>688432890https://jornal.usp.br/radio-usp/hidreletricas-sao-responsaveis-por-mais-de-60-da-geracao-de-energia-eletrica-brasileira/Cala a boca, porra. Tão reativando as termoeletricas por causa das secas agora.
>>688426486baseado
>>688432897It was over when picrel diedIsn't funny how the most accurate kike caricature of a man was the only guy in 50 years to care about this country
>>688432725Nenhum. Pra mim é o baseado Homem Guitarola.
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo%C3%A7%C3%B5es_Sexuais_de_um_Jegue>brazilian wikipedia pages
>>688433193Anon, they fucking HIDE our thermoeletrics, the one near me, a town over is not even on google maps, you can only find it if you follow the power grid's high voltage linesYou can't even get close to the plant, there are armed guards on them and I have never seen that thing shut down ever (it's kinda close to a state park near me so whenever I go hiking I see the plant nearby the trail)
>>688433461source: 4chan
>>688421901I'm brazilian and larp as an european, cool to imagine everything averages in the end.
>>688432431Fembrained, women are obsessed with big boobs for some fucking reason. I know a lot a girls who have absolutely perfectly sized and shaped booba but still want to augment them.She was a impatient retard, could've just waited and see the results of what she is doing right now (got purposely fat, then did a liposculpture, injected the fat into her ass, and now is working out), her breasts might've naturally grown considerably. Of course you gonna have small tits if you stay a stick for years
>>688433461give me the address so i can look it up, then. It's "near" you so it won't be your exact location anyways.
>>688432626
>>688433618stop falling for retarded baiteven if its real he's probably from a shithole of a shithole.
>>688433618nice try
>>688433413Quem escreveu essa merda tava com um sorriso de orelha a orelha.
>>688433618It's near Parque Carlos Botelho, that is the state park where the plant is
>>688433413>Emoções Sexuais de um Jegue é um filme brasileiro de sexo explícito realizado na Boca do Lixo de São Paulo em 1986 e dirigido por Sady Baby e Renalto Alves.>O presidiário portador do vírus HIV Gavião foge da cadeia e descobre que sua mulher está grávida de outro homem. Para a surpresa de Gavião, o amante de sua esposa é seu próprio pai, o Velho Paçoca. Em nome da honra, o detento planeja vingar-se do pai, não hesitando em trucidar quem cruzar seu caminho.>Gavião teve que ter relações com 100 garotas de programa, para que podesse encontrar o Velho Paçoca. Transmitindo assim, o vírus HIV para toda a cidade. A população foi sendo dizimada pouco a pouco, enquanto Gavião procurava o Velho Paçoca. Durante a perseguição, a Esposa de Gavião abriu as pernas para um lixeiro, que depois chamou sua turma e fizeram um cinco contra um em cima da esposa do Gavião. Seu marido, cruzou todos os obstáculos trucidando a todos até encontrar gavião, quando em fim o matou, enfiando o picolé na sua boca.>Quando Gavião voltou para casa, encontrou 5 lixeiros pulando em cima da sua esposa, então o quarto se tornou um banho de sangue. uh bros what the fuck. Looks soulful.
>>688433731>They never found the guy who stole the BLove them, pls no raid
>>688432890Are you retarded bro
>>688430438Lula vai ganhar de novo em 2026 kkkk
>>688433709Was i talking to you nigger? No, then shut your whore mouth.>>688433781Eh, idk what i expected, it's not like i can confirm with streetview anyways so i'll just keep it in mind and believe it when i see it.
>>688432890this motherfucker was sucking his classmate's cocks during Geography class, which makes him a double niggerfaggot.
eu vou fazer 27 anos e nunca arrumei uma namoradinha. Será que é porque eu tenho 1,60?
>>688433832Caralho, eu nunca tinha percebido, puta merda.
>>688432856>>688433184I mean, if shit fucks up, it's way more dangerous. It's everything blowing up vs a molten shower head, which will probably not happen anyway since the breaker will trip.
>>688433990Tenho 1,49 e peso 120kgs. Acabou-se.
Where I can find cool brazilian dudes like most poster itt? Everywhere I go it's most low IQ macacos, makes me depressed even.>>688433990>>68843407932 anos, 178cm aqui e também não :(
>>688434135you can find me at my house
Quando a Cavala Harris ganhar, vou ter que aturar o Jornal Nacional chupando o grelo dela.
>>688433461schizophrenia
>>688434174Nobody is going to your house dude. You're gonna be alone forever.
>>688434135most posterS*, I swear I'm not illiterate>>688434174can I come over? :3
>>688433607>for some fucking reasonbecause their tits are like our cocks, except they're in everyone's face and its always a visible sign of femininity. They also think guys are way more obsessed with them than they are (i like titties, but they're also just titties and stopped being some mind blowing experience after I got to honk on a few as a teenager). I mean ask literally any guy "would you want a bigger dick?" and pretty much everyone is going to say yes except the one guy who's got a horse cock to big for most women that he has problems getting up. I mean I've got a decent above average cock, but I wouldn't say no to an extra inch.
>>688434135Eu geralmente encontro pessoas legais no MSN ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
>>688433461>You can't even get close to the plant, there are armed guards on themthat's literally all power plants, retardbro
>>688433990deixa de ser retardado, mulher no bostil é só pra lascar tua vida.Vai num puteiro e aluga uma piranha pra ficar umas horas de conchinha se tu quer tanto uma namorada.
>>688433912You used to be able to see the pylons on the satelite view, but they seem to have removed themI guess you can street view the main road it is on till you find a pylon and try to follow the powerlines back to the source
>>688432912Mas a pagina da wiki não deixa explicito que é zoo. É zoo mesmo?
>/int/ thread with filthy thirdies stayed up the whole timeYou niggers don’t deserve vidyaFuck jannies and nuke Brazil
>>688434521>and nuke Brazilplease do, what are you waiting for?
>>688434135Communities for games for boomers.
>>688433832What's the B
>>688433290>he died before the internet could redeem him thanks to it shattering narrative monopoly RIP sweet prince
>>688434271Maybe, do you have a sister you can bring along?
>>688433990Do Brazilian women even have a problem with height? In my experience they seem to care a lot more about weight, and even them only if the guy is actually obese. Not saying it's easy but especially compared to what I see on the internet of foreign women it just seems like Brazilian women aren't all that demanding, I've lost count of how many times I've seen the ugliest mfers get with the cutest girls. I'm 1,87 still wish I was taller though
>>688433990Tenho um amigo de 1,50 e poucos e ele conseguiumas ele é meio hippie palestrinha e só anda com aquelas peludas esquisitinhas
>>688434680If I did I wouldn't be a virgin
>>688430636Many words are quite similar between the two languages, sometimes they're just spelled differently. By speaking a bit slower than usual and paying a bit of extra attention, Spanish speakers and Portuguese speakers can communicate with ease.Pronunciation is another thing entirely, but gringos just hear everything that's not English as "mexican".
>>688434504https://desciclopedia.org/wiki/Experi%C3%AAncias_Sexuais_de_um_CavaloNão cheguei a ver o filme, admito, mas essa página menciona que sim, tem uma cena disso. Se você quiser ter certeza, só vendo por si mesmo.
>>688434135I find most of them here.back like 10 years ago we had bunch of anons who played L4D2 and Dota2 all the time, it was very fun, I still have them in my steam friends but I don't play anything they play anymore.I guess I could put my steam here for you guys to add, it's up to you.
>>688432725parappa.
>>688434079caralho, tu é um daqueles tanques de guerra com down?
>>688434604Sources say it was the work of the infamous thief known as quatro chan.
>>688434521wut?What the fuck did we do? This thread was better than 95% of your average /v/ thread.
i fucking hate brazilian miku so much. i've been listening to vocaloid since i was 12 years old, i care more about miku than my own family, and seeing her getting the bowsette treatment and turned into a disposable FOTM coomer characters fills me with pure rage. (not to mention the design is literally just a gyaru miku but with shitty come to brazil memes all over it). not only that but i have to sit through her being associated with my shitty country by gringos who think BR women are all fun and big butts, as if 90% of women in this hellhole aren't shrieking hamplanets. she doesn't deserve this, she's far more important than any coomshit character like the resident evil vampire bitch. it's like watching some fucked up dog breed hobble around while everyone talks about how cute it is. vai pro inferno
>>688434135college, enginnering/math courses
>>688434785Thanks for the offer, but I was more or less talking about irl friends, my internet friendships tend to not last long unfortunately, maybe I'm the problem.
>>688433882I just want squidman and pocketman to retire and let someone else be the president.
>>688434727pra relacionamento elas ligam pra grana e estato social, se for pra casual então altura é SUPER importante.Pelo menos aqui no RJ é assim, não sei como é nos outros estados
>>688434878Sério isso? kek
>>688434916Based elitist waifuchad.
>>688434916eu quero comer o cu da miku lol
>>688434916C'mon, man, let the kids have their fun.
>>688434916You're just a contrarian who is conditioned like a dog into hating whatever is popular and revered by the masses. The more porn of big bunda gyaru Miku there is the happier I am.
>>688434521we have always been on /v/, just cope
>>688434916Miku é só um desenho. Calma.
>>688434664Born too soon to get access to meme magic, poor guy got propaganda'd so hard.
>>688434995>aqui no RJFica de olho nesse teu cu. Eu tô chegando.
>>688435149out of 10
>>688434975You can't really force a friendship to happen like this. LIke oh I'm gonna meet anon on that bar that day and we'll be friends. That's kinda impossible.Anyway I already have to interact with people all day so I don't wanna meet anyone on the off hours
>>688434521Only if you nuke Canada first.
>>688434727Nah, generally they just want a man that is taller than them. But it doesn't mean anyone will take a 1,50 midget.
>>688434995>>688435190chancontro no barra shopping when?
>bump limitLewd the BR Miku
>>688434727It's only a problem if you're an actual manlet (i.e. shorter than 170-175cm, depending on the region).
>>688434778>desciclopédiacome on
>>688435287porra, postem loli miku que nem essa aqui >>688426486 ou pelo menos me digam aonde achar
Macacos, why aren't you posting like this on /int/? The Brazilian thread there is just schizos and pedophiles
>>688434916boiola
>>688435283Eu sinceramente nunca encontraria um de vocês fora desse site. Desculpa, mas eu sempre ficaria com a imagem de "eu conheci esse cara pelo forúm cheio de filho da puta". Só funciona quando eu descubro isso depois de te conhecer por outros métodos. Jogaria uma ou duas campanhas de left 4 dead, though.
Now that the thread is going fubar i blame all of you hue's for me not playing vidya today.I hope all of you eat BEANS.
>>688435479Me parece sensato e correto
>>688435283nuncase mata
>>688435340i'm sorry.>>688435483Well, did you have a good time? I hope so.
>>688435479Baseado and responsavelpilula.
>>688435479>>688435535Perderam a oportunidade quintessencial de serem assaltados, your loss.
>>688435405>why aren't you posting like this on /int/?>The Brazilian thread there is just schizos and pedophilesYou just answered your own question.
>>688434289I suppose, but it's so invasive, recovery must be hell, might feel weird, often do look weird and you have to replace it after some time, for me the worse thing are the scars.Imagine cutting your dick in half to put some rubber extension in it, might as well jelq
>>688435483I haven't played a single video game in 2 months now. Este país de merda está me sugando as energias.
>>688435405Off topic threads on /v/ makes my dick hard for some reason.
>>688435713não deixe os bastardos te moerem, força.
>>688435405No idea, I'm a macaco that hate other macacos. Miku's power I guess.
>>688434975nah man, things are just getting worse, I used to have a lot of friends, nowadays I can barely hold to my childhood ones, everyone is just so busy because of how the economy and life is.The fucking jews are turning us all into individualists...>>688435283só se eu fosse baitola (infelizmente não sou).
>>688435405If i wanted to get the schizos and pedos i would just go to the BR chan.ABIN could get their entire pedo arrests quota for the year in a week in there.
>>688435405Because brazilians who post on /int/ are just 55chan refugees. Literally incel favelados, think of a /r9k/ wide website, but everyone was brown and poor, that was 55chan.The last time you could have a decent discussion about/with brazilians on /int/ was when our general was called /luso/ instead of /bra/ (a ton of refugees came when their website died and renamed our general out of spite to kick portubros)
>elona>cdda>unreal worldlet me guess, you need more?
>>688435668carioca médio
>>688434727what?? No way, I see lots of fat bastards with girlfriends
>>688435846really? it's called bra now? bananal really is a fucking cancer
>>688435713Skill issueBut honestly, it's fucked man, the only games i'm interested are deep into EA with no timeframe to release and slower updates than the DNIT.
>>688435668I live in rural area and I personally know a friend who got robbed by a thief on horseback like it's fucking RDR2 or something.What about you? Just favelados on stolen motorcycles?
>>688435909estou esperando metal slug tactics, a porra do fim do ano não chega nunca.
>>688436012C'mon, anon, try emulating something. You could spend a really good amount of time just checking out the n64 catalogue.
Anon tibia play group when
>>688435930o rio é lindo
>>688435283didn't the favela kids used to do those random "rolés" in the shopping centers some years ago? My god just burn this country
>>688435997yeah, has been since that cancerous shithole diedjust pay it a visit, it's literally a bunch of brown schizos who chat as if they were on twitter/facebook
Ratatan coop session when
>>688436117I can only replay the PS1 catalogue for so long.
>>688436094I never got robbed, but I do admit it's just pure luck and the fact that I'm a neet and rarely leave my room.
>>688436167The arrastão scare panic just died out one day, funkeiros probably all died i guess.
>>688436167Yeah, I remember "orkontros" from orkut. But I believe some brazilian chans also did "chancontros"
>>688436194Then go play the ps2 catalogue.
>>688436204Based. Crime is basically non-existent in my neighborhood, I've legitimately never heard of anything in 25 years here.
>>688436136...se você for cegoFui em Copacabana há uns 5 anos, puta lugar merda cheio de preto feio. Sem contar que se você andar 1km pra dentro da cidade já parece que está em um favelão.
>>688436304cringe
>>688436304>orkutFilho da puta, não precisava me lembrar. CARALHO QUE TRISTEZA.>>688436342Sarcasmo, Anônimo, sarcasmo.
>>688435987I saw this fugly fat bastard with the hottest chick ever, dude was bald too, and they weren't even that old. Either he was her supplier or I need to get a job, probably both.
>>688436314You know what, i'll go play the fixed version of FFT
fiquei de final de calculo 2acabou
Just out of curiosity, my brazilian kin, what do you use to play vidya? I mostly play on my nintendo switch but it feels like I'm a minority here.
eu gosto das peituda
>>688436429Yeah! I hope you enjoy it, you beautiful son of a bitch!
>>688436489>drop out of UFRJ because LoL and SkyrimGet on my level.
>>688436547PC
>>688436547pc only™
>>688436547jogo muito no meu play 4 e nos otruos consoles destravados que tenho. jogava no pc mas o meu esta muit velho enão tanka muita coisa hoje em dia
>>688436598>dropped out for ASSFAGGOTS and a single player game
>Actually have fellow RJ university drop outs on this very threadWhat the actual fuck.
>>688436686Yeah. Stay in school, kids.
>>688436547A PC that i upgrade every 7 years or so.
>>688436547Eu também tenho um switch, mas também tenho um PS4 e um PC meia boca
Good thread, godspeed fellas.
>>688436547PChad desde 92, Ainda tenho o MSX2 do meu pai guardado.>>688436781BASED.
>>688436703It gets worse.>study hard for a very well paying civil servant exam>actually does very well, 98/100>COVID strikes and the exam is basically forgotten
GOZANDO NA BUCETINHA DA MIKUUUUUUUUHHHHHHJHHH
>>688436547>switch>bostilEspero que seja ao menos desbloqueado. Um PC mais barato que o Switch já consegue emular ele em 4K.PC btw
Sexo.
>>688436703larguei de CompSci na UERJ em 2011 quando a dilma fudeu tudo com aquelas greves.Meu pai abandonou o mestrado dele na mesma época, esse país é muito fdp.
>>688437015After i've dropped out i still have to pass on another exam. I'm going to try ENEM again, but i've yet to study, since i'm a chronical fuck-up. I wish you good luck on your ventures bro.
