Are you ready to contest some territory?
>>689244310I want to contest some monkussy
We’re so back
>try to make thread>please wait 5 minutes arbitrarilygood I checked before sending, I almost end up making it
>>689244513>Verification not required.Feels good, game still going?
post maps you have literally never played on>chutes>castle revenge>glacial trail
>>689244612idk a shitton of community maps out there>>689244602I left before 150 so I don't know
Pretty crazy huhHow about we start by kicking pink out of our base? We can push upwards later
>>689244739 Also can someone fund the event relics?
>>689244819 The daily one too man
>>689244612I play pretty much only Easy maps and Extreme maps.I still haven't played a lot of Advanced and Intermediate ones like Shat's Pond.
>>689244952I forgot the daily lol let me open the game again
>bomby is the one who attempts to create infighting when we’re doing co-opKill yourself I have you figured out
>>689245351BE QUICK
>>689244310Generals belong on /vg/
>>689245597already buyghteded it
>>689245615you belong on /vg/
>>689246297I wouldn't wish that to my worst enemy.
>>689244739We need all hands on board here, no slacking.
JUST
>>689247631>farm raceIN THE END
You guys got any ideas...?
>>689247991Yesterday I did it with 104 ninja + 203 super until magic immunity then 205 sniper afterwards.
>>689247991Edef and assassin or sticky bomb
>>689248049>missed capture score by 0:03 seconds>Have to retry from round 1Thanks for the strat though
Is there a way to survive R46 with just an 030 dart? I'm trying to get these fucks out of our base and can't get this tile
>>689248560fuck no, unless you have a SMS or something
>>689248560If I had to guess they used a 030 dartling.Should be simple if you can tank the early leads.
>>689248646Well there's no way we can get them out of here right now then, unless some other wizard has tech to do this.
>>689248745030 dart monkey cannot be your best option, if you meant 030 dartling, then maybe it could work
>>689248821I did mean dartling, yeah.Maybe I could do it if I used box of chocolates to just tank more of the wave but I really don't feel like doing the whole run again.
CAMO TRAP IS OURSFUCK GREEN
>>689248910>>689249001Well shit maybe an 030 wizard could handle it now with camo trap?
Did anyone do tile BAG yesterday? I need a strat AND someone else to take tile BAF
>>689249134I'm on BDC trying to see if I can beat it with just Ezili + 502 boomerang.
y'know, A-team, i've been noticing pink (the dojo) is setting a lot of pretty shit scores, even on the banner tiles.like, these have been very easy to beat and i don't think we should feel like "uh a dojo i'm not playing" cause they aren't really very good so far
>>689249271>"uh a dojo i'm not playing"I don't want to believe there are people that buck broken in our team
>>689249164Had to buy Ezili's level 8 for round 40, but if it works I think it's pretty good. I don't know if it will beat though.
>>689249670is that a degraded tile or something? 114 tiers?
>>689249768Think so. It has the +1 damage to moabs relic though so we want it asap.
>>689249103 (me)Yep wizard clears fine, thanks for capping that camo trap other anon.
>>689249809Fuck, that would've been massive here
>>689250186still going, lost a lot of lives in the 40s because I had to leak a whole fortified ceramic and then a mostly full fortified ceramicwill write the strat when it's done if it works
>>689250272>will write the strat when it's done if it worksBased, thank you for your service
why are clothed monkeys with naked feet so hot
>>689250439just like human womenit's the feet (the sex organ)
am i wrong or is this useless
>>689250335I think it works but requires actually microing Ezili, I'm dying to 82, 87 and 88 so far and every attempt I need to start over from 80.
>>689251128RIP, if we had alch touch you could go 520 boomerang and win with the superior DPS
Should i prioritize the two greens inside our base or taking more banners/relics? alch's touch is in reach but there's 3 others fighting for it
>>689251315he who controls alch touch controls the ct, my friend
i like when the subs all have intel and do their little dances flipping back and forth in sync
>>689251315Get those two greens first imo, I'll get the least tiers and you can focus on the race
>>689251403>>689251315You know what, nevermind, get alch touch and I'll get the greens and pinks around our base
>>689252041What tile is alch touch so I can go for it for team C when I get back home?
Fuck this tile>TileBDC>Score10 tiers>RelicsCamo Trap, Durable Shots, Royal Treatment, Bigger Bloon SabotageThrive from dailyOf these, Camo Trap is required for sure. Durable Shots I'm not sure it might have been actually required late game. And I think Thrive is actually required I don't know if you can afford the boomerang before round 50 otherwise.>StratSee pic for positions, although the boomerang might have been better on one of the trees I don't know.Buy Ezili's level 8 start of round 40.Use totem to not leak in the 40s, single ceramics are deadly before 502 boomerang. In my run I had to leak a whole f ceram on 46 and most of the insides of another ceramic on 48.Use Thrive start of 47 and start of 49.Use totem round 49 to not die to the ceramic rush.Buy 502 boomerang mid round 49In general be careful with fortified MOABs past round 80.Use MOAB Hex on 82, the point is to not let cerams from the side of the boomerang leak from his side because Ezili can't deal with them.Use MOAB Hex on 85. Ezili on last, target the one on the boomer's side.Use MOAB Hex on 87. Also totem.Use MOAB Hex on 88. Ezili on last, target the ZOMG on the side of the boomer.I used a totem on 89 and at the end of the round I panicked and used hex again, I don't know if it was needed. Thankfully I didn't need that hex for 90.
>>689252568Every time this map shows on CT it's ALWAYS dogshit cancer that I skip.
>>689252308ECE
>>689252568Good fucking work man, thank you for your service
>>689252724Thank you :)
Not going to try since someone else is there, what's the strat for Alch Touch?Looking at the towers I'd go 300 ace + 402 boomerang but not sure if there's something better.
I've marked the rate decayed banners near our base, if one of you guys could go take 'em that'd be wonderful
>>689253158402 boomerang seems expensive but i don't know if my strat will work i'm trying 302 spike + maybe 320 boomer
Things are looking good bros fuck these bitches up
>>689253423I'll try 300 ace + 302 boomer and see.
>>689253493I'm genuinely having fun here, the wonders of having an active team
>>689253158im not sure it's necessary to go 402 over 400, it most helps for races to do the full crosspath
>>689253881You need something for the leads though.Still it died to 38 because cerams.Maybe this works?
I think we should just wipe the floor with pink. The only way to possibly get first place is to just blast them for the entire event. It might lead to us not securing first, but if we can shove them down the score list, its probably the best.Personally, I just want to see every Dojo eat shit for being Dojofags.
>>689254040I've got a bone to pick with green, personally.
>>689253983Nope doesn't work at all ceramics are too much.I'll go 402 boomerang and if anyone has a better score I'll wait on the last round assuming this works.
Also make sure to clean pink out of the middle so they have to spent a lot more to get back to the banners.
a-team, i just got SMS if it helps for any tiles you're doing
>>689254596It actually helps for Alch touch, thanks
i have 8k or so for alch touch, didn't use sms, is that good or is your score better? tell me if i pull the trigger here
>>689254742With SMS I believe it's possible just with a 402 boomerang.I was using the ace solely for the round 40 moab
>>689254808really? how are you handling camos? camo trap?
>>689254808camos are a problem especially round 48. almost died even with 302 spike
>>689254869Camo Trap, SMS, the one relic that gives a free tower and can't remember the other one but it was useful too.>>689254915The problem with round 48 is the ceramics. I'll see if I can get there, sorry to make you wait. I had to start over like 3 times lol
i just noticed every team except red has cake baker on their island, even the ones with basically nothing. he is too fucking powerful
If you have something better I'll let you have it but this is really good already, only 402 boomer.
>>689255380yeah go for it, i didn't have sms so my score is worse
>>689255380as long as your camo trap holds for the 30 camo purples
>>689244612I haven't played on castle revenge till like 3 days ago, trying to get all the easy medalsglacial trail would be fun if the freezing mechanic wasn't so random
>>689255686>wasn't so randomit's not random, for any tower you put down it freezes in ten round intervals from the round you put it down on
>>689255686Using spoilers in case you don't want help.It is not random, you can control when it happens.The ice block with the 10 on it is a hint.It freezes the tower you place for 2 rounds 10? rounds after you place it. Can't remember if it actually was 9 or 10 haven't played it in a while.
dipshit pink will get one of our decayed banners, we should get it back asap and the tile next to it to throw them out of here
>TileFCE>Score9,715>RelicsMOAB Clash, Royal Treatment, Durable Shots, Camo Trap>Strat204 tack + 420 Tack>ImprovementsCut out the crosspaths maybeThis strat takes a lifetime...
>>689255885Capture the rest of our decayed banners while you're at it
>>689255492A camo trap placed on round 1 holds out until round 70, leaking like 9 camo whites.
>>689256223no WAY, really?! no fucking way
>>689256276If you want it to last until 90 you need to can place it mid 47, but to make sure place it start of 48.
>>689255792>>689255874Oh shit! I might play it more often now, thank you
Pink status?Green status?
Break the dojofags morale over our knee
>>689257849i think we killed em, i guess we hit em too hard i didn't know you could kill a guy with a punchi think they're amateurs borrowing the dojo name and had to suffer our full wrath for their temerity
Bros... The rate decayed banners.........
Oh yeah, make sure to write down the strat you used whenever you beat a banner or important relic, there's already a bunch of templates ITT
I wanted to focus the dojofags but red had thrive and we need that for the moab relic. Might as well keep them out.
>>689258970Hey, at least you're not wasting tickets on neutral regular tiles
>>689259085i am PROTECTING our rate decayed banners, thank you
>>689259135You can help protect them better by writing your strat down for the future generation
I think we should keep a stash of team tickets on hand to immediately retake whatever banner we might lose to the other teams
>>689259693I disagree desu, maybe one of us keeping them is fine, but ideally we'd be spending all of our tickets almost immediatly to deal a devastating attack to the other teams and leave them with no room for recovery.
>>689259874I don't think we can wipe them out completely, and right now they have almost no banners and relics so they'll go for whatever we currently hold that's decaying or weak
Took a look at the dojo's team and even if they're not good all of them are active
>>689260654experience kind of comes in here, if they're all amateurs they cant contest our superior banner scoresi mean brother this looks pretty good
>>689260654And where did that bring them? That's right, to their knees
>>689260919>contribute or out>has 6 tilesso is the entire team gonna be purged
now that a-team has used our tickets and settled down, how is c-team doing? you little guys can talk now without us drowning you out
>>689260919It's insane the difference two extra players make, I didn't know our B-bros had it in them
>>689260919Can we even lose at this point?
>>689261758uh, yeah, yeah we can, please don't stop playing. i have seen larger falls from grace
>>689261823Oh don't worry, I meant that if we kept today's performance for the rest of the event. We have a complete monopoly over the relics and banners
>>689261250it's slightly more awkward cause only 4 people on their team have done anything so far
>>689261758Just wait to see tomorrow morning when the map is fully pink
>>689261997truth be told that's what i expected to see when tickets refreshed, if this really is a dojo team it's not a very skilled or coordinated one. that, and we are on the ATTACK today
>>689261997You know what? That's exactly what I want to see, it's not fun if they don't at least try to fight back.
>>689262142I hope they are genuine dojo team, it's funny as fuck to imagine them crying about us to their other teams on discord.
no really what is c-team up to? heard you guys only had a few players on? not even going to ask about b-team, 2 dojos lmao
Come on team C don't be shy now
I'm going to black border glacial trail to celebrate our team performing well
Have we decided a personality for him yet?
>>689263905depends on the teama team is plucky and determined form our losses and willpowerb team is bratty and lazy from their easy winsc team is?
>>689264001Shy maybe? They don't have a lot of history so we gotta look at why their team was made
>>689264312yeah that's why i'm waiting to see their conduct in their first real ct to decide how to draw them next
>>689261310>>689262765>
>>689264475 You're not the only one, I'll tell you that much In any case, if I had to judge from a screenshot they posted last thread it looks like they won't escape from the cheerleader ryona defeat tradition
>>689265012Post a screenshot of your map man, we must know
>Team C not posting map after all that trash talk before CT
>>689266438little paper tigers...
>>689265741even if we are to lose, i will do everything in my power to avenge the dishonor placed on us by the chinese menace.
>>689266527oh myyyhow many members are active?
TOTAL BLOON DEATH
>>6892666387/9
>>689266527Woah, you guys are doing way better than I thought.Keep going, you can do it!
>>689266779a lot more than i thought you had, c-team is new players mostly, right? then you aren't doing too bad. attack those banners!
>>689250961This can be really useful in races that put a limit on some useful towers>>689265016Already doing better than B team's last few attempts. Do they even have a full roster yet?
>>6892669259 people but I only recognize 2 of them, I hope the rest are not tourists
>>689267558they could be, wouldn't be surprisedill be honest with you, isn't it more likely for them to not be as much of deranged bloon maniacs as a team? a team is made of lunatics who have been here for yearsif c team team is mostly new people, which i think is likely since we've had a lot of new players in the thread, they just might not be playing as much as we are
I want a druid paragon so bad brosWhat if he lays electric vines across the entire track that entangle anything below a bad and has massive hurricanes every few attacks or seconds however the top path works, and buffs magic towers
>>689268057Release an elemental hero with him too who just throws hammers and elements at bloons like a wow melee shaman
>>689268236i want shaolin monk monkey, either hero or towerand yes i am aware of the shaolin monke from mondo, i want that
>>689267841Maybe... Remember the influx of new users that B-team had a few months back? They were more active than we were for a little while, but look at how that turned out.It's kinda of a weird thing to wish on someone, but I hope more people develop bloons brainrot to the degree we have
>>689268332Hand to hand combat or bo staff?
>>689268391well if they get exposed to enough in jokes and porn here, they surely will be...
>>689268473bo staff, definitely
I FUCKING HATE CHINABILLIONS MUST POP
>>689268826and how many have you popped today...?
Tomorrow, i will black border high finance.
>>689261310>>689262765>>689263201>>689265012I’ve been out for a while sorry I’ll update you all when I get back
>>689267558I’d like to think most are lurkers but I’ve played co-op with a few
>>689270376Really? I've played co-op with just about every single person in these threads and I only recognize the leader and one of the assistant mayors, and also the former B-team guy
>>689270542Yeah like I said I’ve played co-op with a FEW lmao
Astro Bot (2024)
>there are snoys among us
honestly glacial trail is one of the easiest expert maps
>who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the DEAD?living dead monke
monko
>>689274082No cool skins, stupid shit only.
>>689277554sorry all the cool skins went to sauda, simply no room for anyone else
>>689278964>cyber Quincy>mad scientist Gwen>sentai Churchill>sushi Ben>Voidora
>>689279404i do not get the love for science gwen, i think it's a pretty lame skin overallnow harlegwen, on the other hand...
fuck half cash
>>689280246I forgot about harlegwen>>689282754I agree
>>689280246Honestly pretty mid design. The legs in particular are terrible.
>>689283795Dis shit be mid frfr
pink is being annoying right now i'm keeping an eye on them
monkies
I forgot to post this before but when we were playing co-op on Cargo medium standard you do realize when you used those moab presses that 024 is better than 204 in ALL circumstances presently? Idk if you’re still up or if you’ll see this when you are but I just wanted to say that because I forgot to say it
Ohaio, A-Team
Holy shit you guys put some work in CT.Good job, lads. I'm honestly impressed.
>>689290124>more kylies>kylies that pierce more moabs and pushback harderare you sure it's in ALL circumstances?
>>689290863I’m 100% sure because the top crosspath got cracked HARD recently and I haven’t seen anyone using 204 over 024 since
>>689291284>got cracked HARDlike it got nerfed or all the theorycrafters produced maths saying it's objectively shit or what?
>>689291871Got nerfed
Best rounds for Thrive?
>>689293576I'm not 100% sure but I will say 35,36, 48, 49, 79 have a shit ton of money. So If you use thrive on 35 or 48, you have two big money rounds lined up.
>>689263905Boywife's bulge.
>>689293576If I can afford to do so I use it on 47-50, I think those 4 rounds give the most money early onBut depends on the specific case, 38-39 are good too.Look up how much money each round gives and use it on the ones with the most cash payouts
>>689294137Thanks, that's helpful
what if monkey was bighttps://x.com/DwightEOfficial/status/1836178498307674599
slepy thred
>>689296054It would be serviceable as a POV picture
>>689290124It was better in that situation because all the MOABs were coming together out of the same exit
>Tile CEAWhat's the trick here?Which tower melts the boss in under 2 minutes?
>>689298931glad you asked, i did that one203 super and embrittlement will melt it in that time easily
>>689293576>Before round 40Use it on 36 and 38>Before round 60Use it on 47 and 49
>>689299014Thanks my lad
>>689299057make sure to have on the +1 to moab relic
>>689298931BBS is useless against bosses, use MOAB Clash instead.Also if we had Camo Flogged that would help a lot against Phayze too, but no idea where it is.SMS is great too.With the relics we have I'd use Clash, Thrive, SMS and Box of Monkey for that tile myself.
>>689299205>>689299278Missed it by 10 seconds
>>689275297Is Corvus undead? Does that mean he's stinky?
>>689299278I've been wondering this for a while, does BBS affect rock bloons?
>>689299014>>689299278>>689299205>>689299278Got it. Thanks, lads.Didn't know SMS worked on bosses
>>689300251And I just found Camo Flogged lol, it's on EAC
Current state
>>689300427pink successfully fuckedkeep ruining them boys
>>689300427FUCK PINK
>>689300427You guys keep fucking pinkI WILL fuck green myself
The sentries actually follow the restriction, that's a good one
>>689300427did pink stop playing after day 1 or did we just buckbreak them?
>>689300621Maybe with a different selection of relics it would have been possible to beat this with just a 400 engineer, ended up beating with a 500.EAC, Tile with Camo Flogged6 tiers, 500 engineerUse thrive on 47 and 49, get 500 engi on 50I had to use SMS twice on 49, did leak a bit on 47.
Objectively, subjectively, metaphorically, literally and metaphysically which hero is the worst?
>>689301278Pat Fusty.
>>689301278churchill
>BDC with 8 tiersCan you share how you did that?Is that just cutting the boomerang to 500? Or is it a completely different strat?With SMS and the strat I used, I could cut one of the tiers I used buying Ezili's level 8 so my 10 would be a 9 now.
>>689301486forgot pic
What does Sauda smell like?
>>689301278Churchil>highest cost>same low XP gain as Adora but no way to mitigate it>weakness to Black and Zebra, of all bloons>abilities are nothing special>large footprint>midget
>>689301441>>689301667Churchill is too cute to be the worst
>>689301637tomato
>>6893015750-2-5 Sniper with Camo Flogged instead of Trap? I dunno, I didn't do it
>>689301486Mortar micro maybe? 250 mortar is 8 tiers
>>689300856We buck broke them. Our team went HARD last night
You guys think top 25 is possible?
>>689302006Nah, we tend to get lazy if we are winning
Hero selection in case you want to theorycraft>>689301762I highly doubt a 025 sniper alone can hold against the 80s>>689301862Camo is a problem for this one even with camo trap, would probably need to be 150 + Ezili or something and I don't know if it'd work.
>>689302214X5X Mortar's ability can pop camos, don't forget.
>>689301402Umm acktually sweetie, you're just using him wrong.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4B4RrzM_HA
>>689302351I guess that's true, still would be annoying to do and not sure it can deal with the 80s. It's a good idea though. I would still make it a 150 and bring a hero like Ezili (best lategame) or Etienne (if camos really fuck you over) over just a raw 250 mortar.Hope anon can share, otherwise I'll get it with my subpar version if they steal it from us.
Fat Pusty
>>689302651Ezili is probably the way to go here. As long as camo trap lasts until round 74 you'll be golden, and I say that because I dunno if you can stall out the ability long enough in this map for it to kill all the camo fortified cerams.
>>689302950cuntboy pat fusty's fat pussy
>>689303060>cuntboyNever got the appeal of that
>>689300427How the turn tables
>>689300427I thought a bit about CT and is one of the most important things that a significant amount of players play at the same time to get a bunch of important tiles in a burst?Makes it really hard to get them back like this in comparison to one player taking each tile one by one.
>>689303669Yeah that's was I trying to say yesterday, it's the reason why having a bunch of players capping different tiles at the same time is more efficient than one player capping a bunch of tiles one at a time
>>689303901There's also nothing more crushing to enemy morale than seeing a tidal wave of tiles being taken all at once
>>689304312>There's also nothing more crushing to enemy morale than seeing a tidal wave of tiles being taken all at onceWar never changes
>>689304312Don't know about you but seeing all of us in the field fighting together gives me a warm feeling
>>689304714>all of usI think it's only 9/15 of us
>>689304878They're the ones that count, I dream of us having a 15/15 team one day
magic
>>689304938>I dream of us having a 15/15 team one dayI will do my part to make your dream come true Amon!
>>689305426No problem
>>689268826MONKEY YOU DARE?
>>689305554Yakuza X Bloons colab thread when?
>>689306216Hopefully never
>>689306240You say this every time ~~
>>689306216I honestly don't see it, plus the audiences for both games are very different.Would be a strange thing to see.
>>689306735That's every collab threadWhich is why they all suck
What's the solution?ZFKAVFR
>>689307640>ZFKAVFRI managed to reach round 100 with 520 druid and 250 spactory but died to the BADnot seeing it
>>689309130I managed to beat it just now I did the same thing as you, you gotta spam the ability on cooldown
Is there some kind of relic tier list for CT?
>>689311150https://www.reddit.com/r/btd6/comments/1f5lt3s/comprehensive_relic_ranking_v44x/https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tyHcmDuepk4iNJzsegICf8I4RFisKKvTdFu56BEhZo8/edit
What the fuck does this even mean
>>689312498Press "2" on your keyboard and find out
>>689312667Why reply if you have nothing to say?
I fell for the bloon meme and find it very boring, this is the most basic form of tower defense and I can't see why it's that popularI wish we had a dungeon defender on android still
haha Pink started grabbing REGULAR tiles from BLUE.I think they have been properly FUCKED
>>689312803Just play the game and find out for yourself anon
>>689312939Look at them go
>>689312498infrasound you doofus
>>689311452>linking to redd*tThanks mate
>>689312939I know (from plenty of experience) that this is the play a broken team makes to try and secure a lower ranking after being denied the one they wanted.
>>689313586If it was just 1 image I would have posted it, but it has one for every mode and I was too lazy to make a collage.
Glacial trail would be a beginner map without the gimmick
>>689313675Can we cuck pink out of top 3 if we try really hard?
>>689313675so basically team c's fate after getting assraped by china
>>689314091BruhPost a pic of your map, it can't be THAT bad
Good morning chimpomaniacsToday, I will black border high finance, and finish my missing modes for flooded valley and infernalkeep on poppin and do NOT post suggestive pictures of adora
>>689314348
>>689314487adora and my banana are a true combo iykwim
>>689314524I don't get it
>>689314573adora likes to eat bananas and I have a banana tree in my yard
>>689314162>it can't be THAT badyea my bad, waifufags apparently woke up and also decided to brutally fuck us
I can't believe it, we are btfoing dojofags
I have three chimps medals left1-4 dark dungeons5-9 ravine0 bloody puddles
what do I cap, A-bros? make way to pink's banner at the top?
>>689312939lmao
>>689314752God damn when I logged off I was just done fucking up blue and we had taken a good chunk of pink back.They're not getting off us, we gotta get back at them tomorrow so they leave us alone.
>>689315272Yes the two top banners are probably best
>>689315581bruh
>>689315581Anon...
>>689315272If possible can you steal that relic tile from pink in the middle? Just so they can't start stealing shit from us.Looking at the tile it's not easy to see something good, probably requires 2 T5 towers.If I had to guess 150 spike factory + something else should work.
>>689315272grab the remaining relics in the middle or go fro the banners.
>>689315698>grab the remaining relics in the middlethis
>>689315667solver + harmonic?
>>68931566717 tiers is fuck huge desueti + bloon solver should go faror master bomberor carpetDDT's and super cerams are probably the biggest obstacle
>>689315667Permaspike?
>>689297081honestly want the paw model to make renders of some of the other monkeys
>>689315921in current year? nah son
>>689315667>got a 9wew lad, was it a crosspathed T5 + hero?
>tileDAF>relicsdaily: thrive, hero boostheartless, moab-clash, bbs, camo-flogged>score9 tiers>strateti + 520 solver93 was scary but perma-ucav saved my ass
>>689318436bretty good, I was testing on the challenge editor which sadly has no relics and my mind instantly went to the heartless relicthose regrows could become nasty fast with 137% regrow rategood job
>>689318590I hate 76 so much that I like to take heartless if possible
>>689320801Actually cute
>>689320801a smile worth protecting from lewd artists
>>689320801damn, this monke boy is CUTE
>>689320969that sounds like an invitation for someone to draw him with his little dick poking through his briefs
>>689321160the only thing I can realistically do is to ask those of talent to not exercise such an example.
>>689321160No way, you wouldn't do that to the innocent little monkey would you?
>>689318436Good job, babe
>>689321160please dont do this
>>689320801real shit this should replace PMFCmaybe just tech terror fan club
Can mermaids have nice fat asses?
>>689324047do mermaids/monkeys have to do anal or do they have some kind of hidden regular human pussy like you see in pornographic pictures?
unironically what is the better crosspath for the top path glue?
>>689324479520
>>689324479It dependsFor tiers 3 and 4 I prefer middle path since 1 pierce is shitFor tier 5 where it gets a lot of pierce, I personally prefer 502 for the slow but it can still get pierce capped on very dense rounds so I think it's more of a preference thing.
Help me figure out who to get next. Bought Etienne - Ben - Adora - Psi - Corvus. Love psi and corvus for global range. Trying to micro corvus on a phone sucks balls though. Haven't had much luck with Adora yet but I'm aware thats a skill issue.
>>689324047They're half fish, what ass?
>>689325603Give Sauda a try
>>689325735Wait I actually have Sauda. Got her after Etienne. I like her the LEAST out of all those I have so far.
>>689325603>must havesauda, geraldo>very nice to havebrickell, corvus, ezili, adora, ben>still nice but less sopsi>poo mcbuttetienne, rosalia>lol, lmao even, kek perhapspat, churchill
032 wizard needs more love.
>>689326001Mental midget opinion. Etienne is the best hero in the game.
>>689326198faggot
Question for multiplayer people, I'm ok at Bloons is this multiplayer group this super mega meta autism or is it that with room for shitters?
>>689326534a team is for prosc team is for shitters
>>689326661Don't be mean to our C-bros
>>689326743post your ct map right now
>>689326534We're chill here, it's fine if you don't play well.Only thing I personally want to see from coop is that there is actual cooperation going so if someone asks for cash don't ignore them. There's no problem for playing "badly".
>>689326534only meta slaves allowed
>>689326773:^)
>>689326534Team boss rush is sweaty. Team CT is giga sweaty. I'm a casual player and I think I'm going to drop from the team cause I can't keep up.Playing with bros from here in random lobbies is not sweaty but someone may call you a nigger.
>tileCDC>score4>relicsdurable shots, glue trap, moab mine>strat030 gunner
>>689327065Some of us sweat tiles but you don't have to sweat shit, just playing is enough. Don't feel bad about not being the best.
>>689327065nigger>>689327243yes you do
>>689327318You're not even in the teams nigga, shut the fuck up
10 out of 15 of us are playing, warms my heart
>>689327418seethe>>689327435we still need to kick the 5 leeches
>>6893274353 out of 11 of team "B" touched CT. We have one tile.
Why did bloons gain such notoriety? It isn't even in the top 3 tower defence games.
>>689327520Reminder that there is an attention whore tranny here and anyone trying to start shit should just be ignored
>>689327521If you are the one active B guy you might have better luck asking around to join A team at this point
>>689327636>It isn't even in the top 3 tower defence games.elaborate
>>689327663Shut the fuck up, retard.
>>689327521what role do you play? we need racers and boss killers in our guild
>>689327821I'm a racist
>>689327749You will never be a real woman.
>>689327821I'll just sit there and reap rewards from events and do the bare minimum.
>>689327709Regarding which games are better?Quite frankly the kingdom rush series is vastly superior, Sanctum 2 is much better as well and dungeon defenders nudges ahead of it
>>689328007sounds like a match for team Cpost your code I'll add you
>>689327636Tower defense is a dead genre for a reason, Bloons just does everything better.
>>689327663>/pol/ack challenge: Not thinking and flipping out about trannies for five minutes. Difficulty level: Impossible
>>689327663>saving screencaps of random anon's postsactual mental illness
>>689328087lol
>>689328236>Bloons just does everything better.Nah man.
>>689328087lmao
>>689328421Yeah man.
>>689328430>>689328336>Bloon faggots of blaggots can't comprehend superior TD games
>>689328586I'm sorry your favorite TD game is dead and irrelevant anon, but we really don't want to hear it about.
>>689328458I can't go to Yeah man!
>>689328586let me guess you think orcs must die is a better tower defence game too
>>689314752>The phayze tile i captured still upthanks to whoever told me to use 203 super with brittle
>>689314752you have 9 people playing, right? i'm a little surprised you're getting plapped like this, can you guys just not compete with their scores?
>>689330497I think the lack of team tickets is what's doing them in.
>>689330497It's lack of tickets and also for some reason every team going toward us and our tiles right off the bat, they literally all left purple red nad yellow alone and there were a fuckton of unclaimed tiles top for the first two days.
>>689331237>>689330867can someone explain team tickets for me again please? what do you mean "lack of tickets"?
>>689326001>>poo mcbutt>etienne,retard
>>689325881>I like her the LEAST out of all those I have so far.Thanks for letting us know that your opinion is worthless
>>689332901>can someone explain team tickets for me again please?No.Go search how it works on google.
>>689326534Fuck off, we're full
>>689332901If you have 10/15 people playing in your team then you'll have access to the unused tickets of those five, but if you have 9/11 people then you'll only get access to the unused tickets from those two
>>689333674huh, i thought you *had* to have 15 players to do competitive. i remember us specifically waiting to do so on A team
>>689326661>a team is for pros>c team is for shittersb team is non existent
>>689334083As it should be.
>>689327821>what role do you play?Tank and healer mostly
>>689334083A and B are one in the same now, united by blood
>>689328087>Quite frankly the kingdom rush series is vastly superior, Sanctum 2 is much better as well and dungeon defenders nudges ahead of itSanctum and Dungeon Defenders are pure shit bro
>>689333453My favorite heroes so far are global range. Is it really such a wild thing to say my least favorite is the shortest range hero?I didn't even say she's bad only that I didn't like her.She appears to be absolutely useless on multilane maps which are most of the maps.
>>689334308>A and B are one in the same now, united by bloodWhen I eat a candy bar, the candy bar is GONE after I finish it. I didn't fuse with the candy bar.
>>689334361How do I unsubscribe from your worthless blog?
>>689334712Imagine being so FAT you look at teams and you see food
>>689334712The candy bar fused with you, its molecules have been broken down into puzzle pieces and said puzzle pieces are integrated with you, they're a part of you.>>689325603>>689334361If you already got Corvus and Psi you're already pretty much set.Adora has huge range as well but you're gonna have to sacrifice units to make the most out of her since she levels up the slowest with Corvus and SHITchilles.You can try out Geraldo I guess, he technically has "global range" with his shop, but then again you can always try the hero tutorials before buying them.
>>689334712>food analogy
Pat Shitty costs more money than>Ezili>Quincy>Gwen>Striker Jones>Obyn>Sauda>GeraldoHow does that make you feel?
>>689335345Horny
>Steampunk ZOMG>Neon DDT>Lobster BFB>BAD ScarabName a more generic MOAB skin line-up than this.
>>689335581your lineup
>>689335345geraldo is more of a "pay now then pay later" kind of hero though, no one wants to count the full cost of putting him on the field
>>689334991I need to practice more with adora for sure. I got a false confidence with her in the early game and leak a ton in midgame before seeing what she's all about in the lategame. Only used her 3 or 4 times on the circle snow map.
>>689335581mine, i use no skins on moabs and no skins on bloons, intentionally, they are all ugly as sin>t. 670 hours
The only skin I use.
>>689335581>Name a more generic MOAB skin line-up than this.Mine.I literally only use the generic standard skins
>>689305218I want to kiss it on the forehead and give it some banana milk
>>689335791I used to be like that until I found out certain skins made seeing if a DDT has lost its camo easier than the default one.Nowadays I rock all the marine fauna skins for the moabs.
>>689305341Sexo
>>689334361It depends on the multilane map, but she does a good job of locking down a lane or 2 if placed in a spot where she has a lot of coverage. Even better if the spot covers multiple lanes. Her cheap cost also means you can usually have a top tier tower down at the start of a game.
>>689326743C talked mad shit until their first actual CT.
>>689336881well, they are just a bunch of little guys, i would say us A lads are the weird ones for our hundreds of hours and vicious ferocity when agitated
>>689336881>t. getting carried like a little bitch in his own teamWe're just warming up.
>>689337559Hell yeah, you guys fucking show 'em
>>689337559oh i should hope so, little man
holy smokes /v/ is moving quick right now
Hairy monkey pussy
>>689339775Shut up.
>>689339839Monkey wife
>>689339949I don't get the joke because I got voice lines muted.
>>689340045i still don't know what corvus or rosa sound like and i simply do not carei can guarantee they dont sound good
>>689340151He doesn't sound like a femboy :(https://youtu.be/0tliQ6Ffwkk
>>689340045Uuh, guys?
>>689339839>>689340151pee pee poo poo
>>689340151Yep, same.Only hero I vaguely remember the voice of was Cringecy.I can already guess they gave Corvus some deep voice with an echo effect or he talks slow.
>>689244612I've done every map once purely for the trophy/reward
Favorite and least favorite hero?
>>689340696CorvusPat Futsy
>>689340696no favorite, i pick the one i think will most compliment the strat/ mappat, he just sucks plain and simple and any other hero is better
>>689340696>FavoriteEitienne, has an answer by lvl 10 for basically everything but DDTs, at level 20 he can solo a lot of maps.>LeastPat Fusty. I'm sure in some wierd alternative universe he's good, but the problem is we don't live in that one.
>>689340696Favourite easily EziliLeast I don't know, probably pat but honestly I don't really have an opinion on the matter.
>>689340971Etienne*
>>689340696Adora or Geraldo, I always try to pick Churchill when I know I can get away with it thoughLeast favorite is Pat fusteinberg
How long until they announce the next update?
>>6893415382 more weeks
>>689263905Built for instant loss 2koma>First panel is him trying to be assertive, bratty, and smug>Second panel is him covering his face with his hands, embarrassed while being plowed in the missionary positionBonus panel is him lying on your chest after sex saying "I love you"Bonus bonus panel is him in wedding lingerie with (you) pov putting a wedding ring on his "hand" (monkey foot)
kissing dart monkey boys
>>689342208Unbelievably based.
>>689342208Don't we already have a smug little brat?
>>689342601do we anymore? b team is dead
>>689342601Look son, this isn't easy for me to say but... sometimes good people go to heaven.
>>689342696>>689342729I thought A team had inherited herIt's up to their former leader to decide I guess
>>689342601She lost her job, she's working as a wagie now.
>>689342601Yes, which is why he isn't actually a bratHe tries to be all smug and prickly, but in reality he's just a lovey dovey shy little monkey who talks too big sometimes
>>689343070Fuck, I need him now.
I still dont know why they decided on tack shooter for the next paragon. I wanted Ice Monkey
what the fuck are we gonna do team care we just gonna do a suicide run against the chink menace or what
>>689344252>Map wide damage amp and slowing of all bloons, can freeze BADs
>>689327001you wanna know the worst part for pink? we're not even gonna stop, we are going to grind their faces into the dirt for the entire fucking event. it's like pounding on someone's face from a mounted position except they're already unconscious and there's no referee. do not fuck with a-team unless you are bringing your best
>>689345042>spoilerWhich lately used to happen a lot.I'm enjoying all this boasting after we lost for so long.
>>689345346ah, we have like a ~60% win rate, it's not as bad as you might rememberthe times we did lose the other teams were pretty scary honestlyi would say we're like a high B/low A tier team if i had to rank us really
>>689344252We needed more map lag, the ace monkey spam isn't enough.>>689344748I'm all for attacking every tile those chinks have, so they stop fucking with us.
>>689345346I think we're at the point we can hold our own against real teams.Let's be real, this dojo is filled with a buncha unprepared rookies, at least we get the privilege of stretching them out ourselves
>>689345536I still get flashbacks sometimes...
>>689340696sodacorvus
>>689345789i still remember one of the dojos we faced, every single tile they had was like>4 tiers>$2200>sub 1 minute races/bossesfucking ridiculous
>>689345952Hate those faggots so much. From what I've heard, all the dojofags + a few other big name teams share the same discord for strats, so you're not really going against one team, you're planning against a dozen
I wish we had a dojo cheerleader design we could root against and bully when we win.
>>689346335it's not like they aren't good though, if a tile strat is "do perfect ace micro for 40 rounds" then a shitter cant pull that off even if they knew how to do it
>>689346674I hate those, I know it's possible to beat easy maps up to like round 39 or even the 40s with just a single 000 ace and good relics but it's so hard.
>>689346653but they're SCUMBAGS why do they get a cute girl
>>689346832So we can mindbreak her and make them watch
>>689346889>dojo>mindbreakSo a taimanin monke
>>689346889it's generally us getting midnbrokenthis is the literal first time we have beaten any team with a dojo name, and they're rookies
>>689346986I could see this being the first of many if we keep this performance going, there's still people left to recruit on B-team
bro
>>689342840>I thought A team had inherited herNo. B team is dead
>>689345789Was this while I was on vacation?
>>689346816>I hate those, I know it's possible to beat easy maps up to like round 39 or even the 40s with just a single 000 ace and good relics but it's so hard.What the hell.I want to see one of those
>>689350616 This was 4 months ago, same week Rosalia got announced
>>689350815Weird, I can't remember this at all
>>689350873i mean maybe because the whole team gave up with 1 and a half days in and we literally did not mention it over the rosalia posting
I dislike these metaslave minigames
>>689344748I would gladly do that but they minmaxed every important tile
>>689351181Nobody in this thread metaslaves CT, retard
>>689336881People were looking to join a team, you told them to fuck off and make one and then A team didn't have enough players for the next CT and B team fell completely apart. You even were crapping on them for winning their first CT. I don't play CT, so you can't argue I'm some C team fag.
>>689351181wdym, like the game as a whole? there's no meta to speak of, you can win just fine wait basically whatever
>>689351340Meds now
>>689351340What even is the point you are arguing?
>>689351472we did keep saying a team was full, but that's because it was and we liked all our players. b team was struggling to get anyone to even play ct, let alone boss rush
>>689351293I was not refering to CT, projection-kun. I have never played CT, because it does not interest me, so I don't have much of an opinion on it.I was mostly refering to bosses, as these last few bosses have revealed to me just how shallow the whole concept really is.
>>689351247it can't end like this... not in front of the schizo....
>>689351472>>689351510A and B team had problems with afk players for the longest time, players who actually wanted to play were told to fuck off. That's how C team came to be, I think it's hilarious we're pretending not.
>>689351340You are NOT entitled to a spot in the team. Fuck off.
>>689351650what, the "get a powerful paragon/vtsg for elite"? yeah that's just how it goes though, it's not "meta" it's just using the boss-killing tower on the boss. you *can* beat it without any paragons it's just not easy at all
>>689351740I don't care about joining a half dead team my man
>>689351676Take your schizo meltdown somewhere else, faggot
>>689351810These last few bosses have relied heavily on spike storm spam
>>689351650Then just don't do boss events? We literally only have a few people in this thread doing them
>>689351895oh wait you mean boss rush? blame that on NK, they're the ones who keep not disabling it for any of the islands.
>>689351676>he got filtered>now he's madkekSo you're telling us we did everything right?
>>689352018Pretending you didn't lose the CT when C team was created is funny anon. You didn't even have 4 players for it.
>>689351879>I don't careThat's not the impression I get when reading your seething posts
Stop replying to the schizo attention whore
>>689351909I generally don't, it's rather played out at this point. When they drop the new boss I'll probably play it.>>689352013Yes, I very much blame NK. It would be silly to blame anyone else.
>>689352097>we HAVE to play every single event>or random Anon gets seriously madokay?
>>689352314Its your team members, not random anons.
>>689352595The guy literally said he doesn't play CT retard
T minus 30 minutes until dojofags get fucked
>>689352763we might want another thread for this
I'm so glad we literally FILTERED this seething turd out of the team
>>689352747I'm the one who said that you hairy knuckle smooth brain. Why would I get mad at something I witnessed when it occurred?
>bit too much fingernail>finger bleeding>bandaind on fingertip>cant feel my mouse very well>unironically hard to play bloons because i cant feel my mousego onw ithout me brosmonkey pussy wasnt meant for me
>>689353374Push through the pain bro
What's our plan once tickets refresh?
>>689354221Fuck pink but also green trying to dig into our house
>>689351181>>689351650The only one I really got a bone to pick with is ranked race.
>>689354850It's been months since I played a race outside of CT, they're just not fun at all
>>689354221>What's our planDepends on how many Anons will be playing at reset
>>689354221I can tell you mine, fuck pink but if anyone tries to get one of our relics I'll take itt back
>>689354221>What's our planFuck pink and see what happens.
>>689355952
kill this thread so we have a fresh one for ticket refresh?
>>689354118Fuck Pink
>>689244310>Are you ready to contest some territory?I'm read
coop?
Pink just capped a banner tile mere seconds before I capped it with a better score anyways.They just can't catch a break
>>689357964Thanks frenThis is a timed event right?
------------------THREAD OVER
>>689358024I think it shouldUsually if it doesn't say anything there it means timed but lately it didn't say at first and then it got updated to mention least tiers or some shit.But I think it goes timed -> least tiers -> least cash -> timed usually
Will this beat?
>>689358271If you time the abilities right, maybe.Upgrading the boomer to 510 or 520 should improve your odds
>>689358295i am not a homosex so left but im not going to lie to you anon these pics arent doing a lot for me
>>689358624You're missing out bro
>>689358690im sure there are some lovely bottoms out there but i want a family anon, i wanna be hank hill
I sure wish upgrades in this game actually told you what they diddoes quincy's "shoots 2 arrows at a time" increase his pierce, damage, or both?
>>689358861He shoots 2 arrows bro
>>689358918>quincy shoots 2 loadslucky druid monkeys....
>>689358861He goes from shooting one arrow per shot to two arrows per shot. The pierce of each individual arrow stays the same, but effectively you get more pierce.Same for damage.
>>689358861sometimes they're quite specificsometimes they aren't
Up to how many rounds can Bloon Solver solo?
>>689359156kinda depends on the map, if he can get big moabs twice he can handle like up to 90, but if he can only glue bfbs and zomgs once maybe up to somewhere between 70 and 80
>>689359265do not lewd adora...
>>689359371isn't she like the most lewded monkey overall?
>>689359447thats illegal!!!
>>689359447Brickell is the most lewded hero iirc, and druid is the most lewded monkey overall
>>689359583>druid is the most lewded monkey overallok, well does it really count if 90% of all druid art comes from one artist?
>>689358458Thought I could beat but no, it cannot deal with DDTsI need to use a power for 90 and a power for 93 so I'm left with a single power for 95 which isn't enough. Maybe if I used the camo trap in a better spot that wasn't wasted it would have been good. I'll just make it a 520 fuck it, I'm sure it's possible.
>>689359759this is only cause the thread is dying soon, isn't it? bet you don't have the balls to take a vacation when there's only like 40 posts in the thread
>>689359667Yes!If we go by that logic Corvus has like three images total, Goatboy carries the Corvussy scene
i mean, i'll try to jerk off to the monkeys after this thread dies, but man the art just isnt hitting it
>>689357964>Paragons back on menuThank fucking god, I never want to do Vengeful Sun God and tower FPS death spam ever again.
>>689359951think it's like 6 images iirc
>>689360071That's how we had to do every boss before they introduced paragonsAnd in one of them they even banned the super
>>689360071man, are we so far past the days of vtsg even mattering anymore...?
I just now learned you can put monkeys in the bottom part of the haunted house map, the area with the pumkins is placeable land. I made that level SO much harder on myself than it needed to be, lmao
>>689360085There's only 3 non-Goatboy drawings of him on R34 and only one in e6, and it's not even porn.
>>689360275no i mean goat has done like 6 or 7 images with him
>>689360182yeah vtsg is kind of a meme for how expensive it is vs how much weaker it is than the weakest paragon
New thread, yes or no?
>>689360540yeah go on, i want to see how ct is panning out
>>689360271how many monkeys do you need to put there anon? you have crazy amount of room for that map as-isit's good for farms though
>>689360182Ultraboosted VTSG is still the best tower for freeplayAtleast I think it is, kinda embarassing how much this God has fallen
>>689360540odds yesevens no
Cbros, let's go fuck up the chinese.
>>689360567>jpeg>Huge red borderBruh
>>689360727it's the thing anons do when evading porn filters on the catalog, but i don't think it's needed since the filters go by image and none of these are spammed or anything
>>689360570It's a great tower but I think the boat paragon and the ninja paragon scale better into freeplay.
>play apopalypse on a moderately challenging map>having actual troubleoh noi am a shitter
I'll make the new thread, I'll wait like 5 mins after this dies just to be safe
>>689361247>just to be safebe safe
