>>690807293
>WHAT WERE THEY THINN-KINNG????
I don't know who that is, but I thought the same thing when I discovered that the events of Joker weren't real (Arthur was just in an insane asylum) and the real Joker turns up and kills him for being a wannabe.

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>>690807293
>author proceeds to make a VN that's all about god mindbreaking a guy into not wanting to reincarnate as a woman after dying of covid by forcing him to watch his female friends betray and violently murder each other over and over in a looping death game that occurs in limbo
>game literally ends off on a spiel detailing that men and women are completely different and men are superior by merit of being more straightforward
07 sure is a weird one sometimes

>>690807659
It was a simpler time

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>>690807293
my dick

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please qrd me i must know more and im never reading this

>>690808445
Tiny food bombs.

>The main villain in Nukitashi 2 is Akino Mizuhiki. Akino is, explicitly, transgender - physically male but identifies as female. Akino went to the nukitashi island because she thought it would be a place where people would finally accept her for who she was, but then found out that they're even more discriminatory against people with non-standard sexual orientations than everywhere else in Japan. Skipping over a bunch of tragic backstory and plot to the end of the game, Akino went insane and evil and built an iron man duck suit and has an evil plan that essentially amounts to blowing a bunch of shit up on the island and MC builds a spider-man webshooter/3d manuever gear powered by his ejaculations to stop her. Akino rees a bunch about how upset she is nobody accepts her as a woman and how if nobody accepts her they should all suffer, and MC says I'll accept you as a woman, and Akino goes "OK prove it" and MC whips off his pants and reveals his rock-hard cock and says "If I didn't think you were a woman I wouldn't be this hard' and then fucks Akino in the ass (this also teleports him to a different dimension for reasons I don't have time to go into). The game ends with them changing the laws of the island so that people are allowed to wear whatever uniforms, and in your student ID card instead of the gender being filled in for you you're allowed to write in whatever you want. MC tracks down Akino and asks if she's happy and she says yes (scene makes a point of repeatedly referring to Akino with female pronouns) In the after story, MC and Akino fuck a bunch, and in the other routes Akino sticks around as a comic relief side character who rees every time that MC picks a girl because they happened to be born with a disgusting vagina.

>>690808602
I think I'm gonna drop Umineko for whatever the fuck this shit is.

>>690808521
how big is beatos penus though

>>690808602
cute

>>690807293
he wasn't thinking much at all once his brother died
real shame because 1-4 are very good

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>>690807293
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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umineko helped me transition, and now i'm a witch.

>Slow damage, Sadistic blood, Nukitashi
Yup, its pride month time *fapfapfapfap*

>>690807293
i know imagine beato having a deep gruff voice now thanks op

>>690807293
sayo was born with a vagina, why else would all the servants be worried kinzo is going to rape her

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>>690808445
The central character of Umineko is a schizophrenic transsexual who blew up an island because the guy whose PoV you read most of the story through forgot to write to xir when they were ten.

>>690808602
>a spider-man webshooter/3d manuever gear powered by his ejaculations
n-nani

>>690807293
>Doesn't even explain how the murders happen
>When forced to explain how the murders happened, it was literally the same trick each time Like half of the characters are in cahoots with the murderer.

Incredible.

>>690807293
Did she have a pp?

>>690809367
ywnbaw (the last letter stands for witch)

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>>690807293
i wish i never read this vn.

>>690810995
Why?

>>690811328
i disagree with Ryukishi07 messaging with the magic ending and chapter 8.

>>690811685
magic is real thougheverbeit

>>690809725
Picked the fuck up that sounds kino

>>690812126
/qa/ refugee

>>690812358
nah im a tranny i use their terms to make them mad because they're often children

>>690807293
when does this happen

>>690812606
Episode 9.

>>690811685
Magic is only real if you believe.
But really, most of 07 works are open interpretations, that is why people find it fun to come up with outlandish theories that might just work.

Beato isn't a tranny tho

>>690808602
are you the main schizo who makes up ridiculous summations of videogames that sound almost real? or is that another guy

>>690812421
Based? Yeah fuck it, your one of good ones. Shit on those soiteens

>>690809367
ywnbaw (the last letter stands for woman)

>>690812421
you too

>>690810224
>she
no_.

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>>690812906
It's real though.

>>690812972
"you were necessarily born a woman"

>>690813319
attempt whatever wordplay you wish, it will not change reality

>>690807432
No, the events are real, but when Arthur discards his Joker identity the "real" joker kills him

>>690813319
these loveless people aren't worth replying to anon, they're too stupid to come up with anything other than parroting the opinions of grifters. They're also often really stupid, which is why they're easily baited. Umineko is quite literally wasted on them

>>690809725
He did write. His jealous cousin ate the letters.

>>690807432
I think it was just gay and retarded when they tried to imply in anyway that the loser in the end was supposed to be Ledger’s Joker

>>690813545
>grifters
Holy mother of reddit gold

>>690813124
Youre supposed to leave his taint uncensored!
How am I gonna get my goon in?

>>690807293
What is this screenshot from

>>690807659
what

>>690807293
I still don't know if you guys are shitposting about the tranny shit or not

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>>690809367
no you're not digibro, now quit rapping and get back in the anime content mines

>>690813748
>endymion TV, Eric July, Heelvsbabyface, Rev says desu
Yea buddy, making 3 videos a day on WOKE slop sure isnt grifting. Dont forget the merch!!

>>690813881
It's an edit born from a /vg/ flamewar that's leaked here over the past years.

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>>690813881
umineko edit of >>690808602
and no, it's not a shitpost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTgsuu86QdM

>>690809897
I mean that much was glaringly obvious since chapter 2 when Beatrice basically said Bro sorry the family is shit, but yes someone is always willing to betray the rest for money

>>690814010
you're right, i'm not digibro, it's fascinating how you lot will just assume that everyone who disagrees with you must be the same person

>>690813976
Ultimately it's unclear. It's never spelled out which sex Yasu was at birth, it's left vague. It's kind of like magic, believe what you want to believe. Ultimately subjectivity is the king of Umineko.

It still sucks, though.

>>690813976
It's a shitpost and basically non-existent as a theory outside of America.

>>690812798
Except Higurashi, kinda. I guess there's a lot of speculation around who Nomura works for

Thank god you chidcels haven't found out about A profile yet

>>690814026
kek what an absolute shithole
>>>/vg/497081993
Are they still fighting proxy wars here?

>>690814090
he's clearly joking
very obvious you have autism

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>>690814026
It's a funny edit, since yasu (beatrice ) is a troon

Sayo is biologically female: https://files.catbox.moe/fs67gr.pdf

>>690814371
You really didn't read the VN.

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Ryukishi will never ever ever ever learn how to draw a hand.

>>690814371
Not by choice. She didn't choose to have her genitalia removed.

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>>690814415
>just trust my dolphin porn bro
kek
>meanwhile the manga by r07 himself

>>690814415
Good analysis, but tranny shitposters will never read something longer than a 4chan shitpost.

it's kinda funny how anti-intellectual this sad vocal minority is, and how even on here mods put things in place to dissuade them from posting

>>690814415
TLDR?

>>690809897
>Doesn't even explain how the murders happen
Why did you need an explanation? The answers are right in front of your face.
>wah wah I didn't like the answer
Neither did Battler and Ange. Deal with it.

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>>690814024
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about

>>690814514
why are you taking this to mean she's a troon? it could very easily be about a flat girl with period issues

>>690812906
It's some tranny making shit up. You should read umineko before any actual spoilers show up.

Beatrice is a woman, and the golden witch.
It doesn't matter what anyone here says, nothing will change that fact. It doesn't matter what she was born as, without love, it cannot be seen.

>>690809367
>not green
Ok, not every witch is green
>doesn't rhyme
That's not a technical requirement...
>no hat
Ok, that's definitely not a witch. The hat is mandatory

>>690814514
Post the panel of Genji talking about Sayo's injury

>>690812906
Ignore the Tumblr/X troons, Beatrice is trans but his penis got chopped off when he fell off a cliff.

>>690814975
Beatrice is the man from 19 years ago, homo

>>690815093
Beatrice is the golden witch.

>thanks to people letting trannies "take over" things they enjoy it is now impossible to have a good conversation on certain things
>the solution would be to ignore the trannies and continue on, but the mind virus goes both ways
Good job faggots, you're literally doing exactly what they want, associating anything and everything with them.

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>>690815158
and i'll ask you this

Is it trannies that go into every possible thread, crying and screaming that people they don't like enjoy the same media, create media and art, and simply exist within the same hobby as them?

or is it the people who have managed to, even here, make the admins put wordfilters for saying slurs more than 3 times in a post because of how petulant and anti intellectual they are

>>690815156
Gold represents deceit (golden butterflies, golden truth (aka golden cope))

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>>690815272
Without love, it cannot be seen.

>>690815243
>and i'll ask you this
Shoot.
>Is it trannies that go into every possible thread, crying and screaming that people they don't like enjoy the same media, create media and art, and simply exist within the same hobby as them?
Yes.
>or is it the people who have managed to, even here, make the admins put wordfilters for saying slurs more than 3 times in a post because of how petulant and anti intellectual they are
No.

>>690808602
>her
>she

>>690815272
>t. goat

>>690815323
I guess you have to love trannies to see Beatrice as a woman

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>>690815351
And you would be wrong about that! Cackle cackle

>>690814897
Look up Endymion tv on youtube, hes a grifter as fuck

>>690815526
Nah, I'm right.

>>690814508
to be fair hands are really fucking hard to get right, there's a reason why all the classic cartoon characters wore gloves

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>>690808602
If its Japan, I'm alright with it.

There is still no definitive evidence that Beato is trans
All y'allsies are just freaking over head cannon

>>690809897
Except for what actually happened, which was Battler's parents being based.

>>690815671
>>690814514

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>>690815323
https://files.catbox.moe/0t5pxn.mp4

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>I CAN'T BREED
Wow, she's literally me.

Enjoy your circlejerk faggots. Thanks for ruining another /v/ staple.

>>690809367
Okay Digibro.

>>690815708
lmfao, Battler may be a breast man, but there is no way he could resist that dumptruck

>>690815549
>Look up Endymion tv on youtube, hes a grifter-
Stopped reading here, stay in reddit.

>>690815798
>noo you can't heckin criticize /our guys/!!! noo!!!
dogma is hard to let go of

>>690813124
darn it
is there a playthrough of this somewhere

>>690815708
>>690815785
That ass is fucking revolting, stop shilling your art.

>>690814665
Gender is ambiguous on purpose because it’s a murder mystery

>>690815762
Started reading the manga after seeing a few of these threads. Episode 1 was a pretty solid detective story and I didn't expected it to go full retard in Episode 2.

>>690815798
Ok dont listen, just trying to show you the obvious

>>690815881
ROFL this is just like the media literacy grifter baby yoda chungus
You sir/dame have WON the internet!

>>690815690
Shes an Insecure Flattie.Those are the HOTTEST WOMEN

>>690816225
Based trapchad

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you played me like a goddamn fiddle op. now i really want a beato like this

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>>690813970
Gensou Rougoku no Kaleidoscope.

They tried really hard to appeal to the folks who liked the crazy / breakdown moments in Higurashi and Umineko. Lot of screaming, lot of torture and just like Umineko none of it is real or even matters since it's basically a near death induced dreamworld lol

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>>690813970
>>690807659

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I guess I didn't jump to the trans angle when I read it. I can see the "Beatrice is Trans" thing but it seems just as likely that she was a woman who had her hormones fucked from having her lower extremities (ovaries) crushed and probably removed. I also didn't think a countryside Japanese doctor of that era could perform a convincing sex change in a cosmetic sense.

>>690814975
>Is
Bro Yasu died, they aren't anything anymore.

is it just one guy copypasting half the thread since I've seen the same shit all 3 times I've ever graced one of these with a look. what the fuck

>>690816403
It's not convincing, that's the point. Yasu's penis is all mangled.

>>690816024
You should really read the VN first.

>>690816368
>God can turn cats into humans but not men into women
Yasu's ultimate blackpill

>>690814514
Pretty much this entire image is designed ground up to not let you know whether Yasu is a boy or a girl. It contains zero answers, it's set up that way on purpose.

>>690816429
It's probably Digibro spamming she has admitted to posting here. Probably was also Lanced Jack back in the olden days.

>>690816650
Yasu peeing by standing up and holding her skirt up instead of aiming a penis is pretty obvious. She's a biological woman.

>>690816819
Even that image, you can't tell whether Yasu is about to pull up the skirt and pee standing up, or is bunching them up and starting to squat and pee.

you can tell they're intellectually stinted because they can't fathom the idea that more than one person could disagree with their vocal minority takes

>>690816632
Wikipedia says it's the same author and I am a strong believer in transmedia.

>>690815243
you people are the most obnoxious group around, always making everything about yourselves and drowning out other conversation. you also refuse to believe anything that goes against your hive mind's decision. contrary to what that guy in the thread is saying about grifting retards, i learned my dislike for trannies from simply being around them (in both physical and virtual spaces)

>>690812670
speed read it doesnt happen fuck you guys

>>690816934
Pretty much. Female Yasu supporters in a nutshell.

>>690816989
So Troons are the Jews of gender

>>690816989
they really do cry out as they strike you, calling you the most obnoxious group around when there are literal rules on this board made about them

>>690816565
If Yasu had a penis, no matter how mangled, she would have noticed something was off. That's what I meant, there wouldn't be any confusion as to what their biological sex would be. She was concerned that her breasts weren't growing, which means she believed she was biologically female. She wouldn't think that into her teens if she had the remains of a penis.

>>690817090
There are rules about trannies on 4chan? Since when?

I miss when umineko threads were good
yeah 15 years ago

>>690817104
Nanjo cut off the reminding mangled parts.

So, no one ever realized that Shanon and Kanon were never together at the same time?

>>690816368
what vn is this

>>690817168
Remember when female yasu "theory" was something people wouldn't even entertain? Pepperidge farm remembers.

>>690817282
Gaslighting fag.

>>690817282
shkanontrice would get you laughed out of threads back in my day

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>>690817220
>Yasu has a axe wound
What the fuck was ryukishi thinking?

>>690816936
Your loss.

>>690816368
How the fuck did he write this after writing Umineko or Ciconia

ciconia phase 2 when

>>690817374
>cloaca

the chuds will literally deny reality in order to justify their backwards worldview

>>690808602
>>690813124
She's cute, so it's okay.

>>690816368
wow dragon knight always was a tranny lover huh probably even a closeted tranny himself
fucking hell why did I waste my time with this shit
at least the music was good

>>690817327
Doesn't seem that big of a loss if the story starts doing a retarded time loop bit.

>>690817374
As soon as the 3 day special military operation in Ukraine ends

>>690817554
You're missing out on both the intended style and the soundtrack. You also get the author treating you like a retard and spelling everything out to you.

>>690817710
He does get better art though.

>>690817301
>gaslighting
Lmao
Are you the "grifter" guy? Reddit is still waiting for you, the miss you!

>>690817710
I just want to know what happens in the story.

>>690813124
Now post the iron duckman suit and cum-powered webshooters

>>690817598
>need to wait for ww3 to finish before phase 2 is out
kinda based and fitting

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>>690807293
Rape this magical tranny NOW

>shkanontrice was real lmao
>fuck you faggot without love it cannot be seen
well
ok
the music was good
I miss zts

>>690809725
>The central character of Umineko is a schizophrenic transsexual
That's only your headcanon, nothing in the story suggests Beatrice is trans. In fact, many things in the story support shes a real woman.

>>690818891
She is a real woman regardless

>>690818891
r07 should make a dedicated chapter to fucking and impregnating her to crush these rumors

Crushing bea balls!
Torturing bea balls!
Squeezing, Crushing, and tearing off bea balls!

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kamige (not uminegro) thread on /v/

>all that theorycrafting was a waste of time
Well at least it was fun
I do miss those times
There really hasn't been a game like umineko since, I even used different forums back then

tfw r07s writing has jumped the shark so hard shit like this is actually possible, without any question

>>690818891
Beatrice is a trans man born with a penis AND a real woman

>>690818891
She is not.

>>690819240
its funny how the jumping of the shark isnt magic, a bomb that can blow up an island, serial locked room murders, demons, a bloated cast, identical twins

it's trans people because that's just unacceptable to people with a loveless mind

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>>690819331
>its trans people thats just unacceptable to people with a loveless mind
I do not accept you in the name of love.

>>690819331
anon, nukes are real and yeah all that magic shit isn't real
maybe you are the real tranny

>>690819331
>how come you can accept elves, dwarves, magic, trolls, and orcs but not a BMW X3 with optional heated seating

>>690819413
>Behold, my niche anecdotal example of... A redditor! Feeling owned yet?
wow, i'm so owned

>>690819331
Every single one of those Instagram models, you can message them directly or through an agency and fly them to you to fuck. There's a whole underground business about this. You think girls just do this without anything to gain?

>>690819457
I'll wait as long for you as is needed, and Jesus will as well.

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I should really finish muv luv

>>690807293
It's great being able to live life knowing that me simply not giving a fuck about other people's identity makes retards seethe for literally the entire life.

>>690819558
thats not a real cutscene is it?

>>690819331
>bomb that can blow up an island
yes, you retard
>serial locked room murders
are real but they are pure agatha christie fanfiction in this novel
>demons
magic
>bloated cast
human cast remains consistent but yeah the magic bloat was annoying
>identical twins
dragon knight is a faggot even if this was obvious from the start, yeah he's a hack

you are still a colossal faggot and I don't know what your point was

>>690819251
>>690819316
The only "convincing" argument I see is that it's due to the accident she had as a baby, which was when she supposedly transitioned.
However, this alone cant prove she was born a man, and none of the theories at the time of the game's release even suggested she transitioned.
This is all a headcanon /v/ came up with due to extreme obsession with trannies.

>>690819847
he*
he*
he*
he*

why is it always the /vn/ crossposters that make these threads?

>>690819952
>/vn/ crossposters make these threads
It's all one guy who never posts on there. I'm sure of it.

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she's just trolling again

>>690819847
4chan has correctly deducted Beatrice is trans in 2010 and acknowledged it along with the rest of the Japanese and English-speaking internet ever since.
Your obsession about your /v/ boogeymen and their supposed hate of trannies is cute though.

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trannies really are witches because you treat them like a boogeyman and never represent them accurately

>>690819847
Is this true? What the hell is the real evidence of Beatrice being trans, then?

>>690819331
The trans shit was always there.

Why is it so fucking gay in here? Newfag doesn't literally mean some underground gay community shit.

>>690811328
>tfw you fell in love with a troon

>>690820180
>why is a umineko thread gay
no idea

>>690820108
He fell off of a cliff as a baby and got his penis mangled, which a physician cut off completely and raised him as a girl. When he grew up he found out the truth that he is a pathetic penisless man and killed his family.

>>690820180
without love it cannot be seen

>>690819558
SOVL

>>690820105
Nice choker Sayo, but we all know you are hiding your Adam's apple.

>>690820336
>penis mangled
Proof?
>physician cut off completely
Proof?
>he found out the truth that he is a pathetic penisless man
Proof?

Seems much more vague than that based off of >>690814514

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>Wake up
>Not a tranny
>Do not ever feel the crippling need to sperg out in online forums due to being mentally ill and insecure

Trannies will never know this feeling.

no wonder so many musical artists dropped off after they found out r07 was a tranny faggot shame I miss their music

>>690819558
epic
badaaassss

>>690820427
That's the story of the game, I can take a screenshot of the entire script if you wish me to.

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I like VNs

>>690820462
Yasu...

>>690820523
Take a screenshot of the specific moment where it is directly stated that Beatrice had a penis.

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>legion of retards accepting theories and dumb infographs thinking beatrice is a man
read the vn

>>690820606
>open the catbox
Loveless.

>>690820669
I am full of love. "Catbox"? What?

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How come posting the stupid nukitashi/umineko bait pic is the only way to start VN threads? I've been trying (and failing) to get one going for days.
Are you niggers really going to make me shitpost about redman and yuzusoft?

>tran*y cant grow breasts
>tran*y hates mirrors
>tran*y cant get periods
>tran*y is insane and has multiple personalty disorder
>tran*y killed everyone because their childhood crush didn't love them back with a fucking nuke
>tran*ies still love umineko
?????

lmao 4chud filters

>>690820743
VNs shouldn't be posted on /v/ anyway. They should be regulated to either /co/ or /a/ due to them explicitly not being vidya games.

>>690820636
Silly isn't it? Ryuu constantly tells us to never stop thinking and not accept loveless theories (ie. shkannontrice confirming beatrice is a man), and yet people still take everything at face value instead of considering proper solutions like Rosatrice and Erikantrice.

>>690820787
actually /jp/, /a/ and /co/ suffer enough
shame /jp/ is full of insanity don't even look at the 07th thread

>>690820764
Now I wish Kinzo had a literal nuke. I wouldn't put it past him.

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>>690820743
I tried posting picrel a dozen times, only worked once. This has, consistently, though, so expect it to continue.
t. OP

>>690820720
Is that a serious question? Did you even read Umineko?

>>690820997
No, I don't read tranny VNs, only REAL kino like fs/n and c;hn.

>>690820942
Well that bomb killed everyone in the main mansion, I know the gold room and the other 'mansion' were safe I think. If he had a real nuke we would have no story.

>>690820743
fgo ruined fate forever
maybe go to beasts lair if it still exists

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Why do people choose to read shitty VNs instead of just reading a properly written book?

>>690820985
>turkeyhanlde in 1440p
*I just threw up in my mouth even though it was so erotic felt like a warm mollusk pressing against my thorax*

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>>690821203
VNs are a pathway to stories some would consider to be unnatural

>>690820787
They explicitly are vidya games. This was stated years ago.

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>>690821289
Unnaturally bad.

>>690821203
BOOBIES

>>690820636
>reads the VN
>in the VN beatrice is a man

>>690821352
Kino...

>>690821203
Why not both? Umineko got me to expand my detective fiction knowledge. Before that I was just an Agatha Christie and Conan Doyle fag. Had no idea what Knox or Van Dine were about.

>>690821501
Facetiousness aside, I can definitely see a point to some well written VNs, a comic book but on a video player so that images aren't always static but the vast majority of them can easily be placed into the "Author's barely disguised and shittily written fetish." or legitimately predatory shit like dating sims that exclusively live off of lonely losers.

Blazblue for instance, actually had enough of a game to justify itself as a VN tho even it's story is pretty shit after Continuum Shift.

>>690821848
What the fuck are you talking about man?

>>690821910
Do you lack basic reading comprehension or something?

>>690821984
You want a 40 hour visual novel with terrible anime fighting game mechanics? I dunno what the fuck you want.

>>690822027
No, not really. I was using Blazblue as an example of a VN that actually bothered to justify itself being a VN. Most VNs don't even bother with that and are literally just glorified Artist CGs and Doujins.

>>690822179
blazblue is pure dogshit so yeah I don't know what you want maybe check out /vg/ or some shit

>>690822241
Okay so you do lack basic reading comprehension. Gotchu.

>>690822303
Yeah nobody here cares about your shitty fighting game story better luck on another board, fucktard.

>>690822376
What the fuck are you talking about man?

>>690822436
The VN you brought up, blazblue? Are you retarded?

>>690822376
I thought it was decent enough. Why is it making you so angry?

>>690822474
Who the fuck is talking about Blazblue?

>>690819558
Inferno cop moment

>>690822517
Oh now you're just pretending to be retarded for attention, goodnight.

>>690822554
What the fuck are you talking about man?

>>690821203
Theyre better than books, I speak from experience
Not that you read anything, faglord

>who was talking about blazblue
>>690822179
>>690822179
>>690822179

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>>690822669
What the fuck are you talking about man?

>>690807432
I liked when the Joker™ was raped by black men and he cummed

>>690822703
I will fuck your mother bloody bastard bitch

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>>690819146
Why didn't Battler just kick Bea in the nuts to defeat him?

>i want vn but with gameplay wahhh wahhhhhh
there are quite a few actually, consider expanding your horizon

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Anyway goodnight faggots even the blazblue faggot
I will still fuck you mother and your uncle
And never forget r07 is hack fraud faggot and ciconia never ever

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>>690822725
>no period
I win.

>>690808602
Qruppo made some pretty good wacky stuff now that I look back on it. I think Hentai Prison had the better balance between story and humor though.

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>>690822860
>no period
Just like Bea!

>>690823026
kek

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>>690823026
she is pregnant with battler's first son yes

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>>690819413
holy shit, he did it
desu, i don't hate trannies. i do wish they could figure it out and get the good end like this guy.

come home, tranny man. you don't have to keep obsessing over how you look or if people think you're a woman or not. it can just be you and bros like old times again

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>>690819413
Every time I see that heckin' epic detransition screenshot it seems to fly over the poster's head that it's a guy who put a wig on and then took it off. Also actually bother looking through his post history, it's just a troll who gives up quickly.

>>690820764
>this drawing has some similarities to me, therefore it must be literally me!
narcissist tr**n logic desu (desu)

>>690808602
>and MC builds a spider-man webshooter/3d manuever gear powered by his ejaculations to stop her.
This aint fucking real.
I refuse to believe this.

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Discuss Umineko Gold

Is his name really Battler?

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What a wonderful thread <3

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I read the whole vn and have no clue who the culprit is, i have no idea where all this trans stuff even comes from, should i read the manga for a better explanation?

>>690814415
>nobody could seriously believe for a second that a “body capable of love” is just a euphemism for sex, given how love is such a central element to the work. I interpret this as a “body capable of bearing love”, this is, carrying a child in her own body
Honestly a “body capable of bearing love” feels like more of a stretch than having lost the external male genitalia and not being able to penetrate. This works well as a counterpoint to the biologically woman theory since the ovarian damage that can supposedly explain >>690814514 would then need a full genital removal, to account for Yasu not being able to have conventional hetero sex. Of course, this does open up the issue of anal intercourse, which is something Yasu should be capable of regardless of the cat box status of their genitalia.

>Finally, even in the remote case Sayo was a biological man, it would still not make him transgender. If that was the case, Sayo is not mentally destroyed because he wants to be something other than what he was born as. He is destroyed because due to an accident he cannot be what he really was born as.
The male persona is always the discarded one, as it is mentioned earlier in the text how it is Shannon who defeats Kanon in the duel. This argument makes me uncomfortable however, because I fear the motivation behind the zealous arguments for Sayo being a woman are the same motivations that drive ftms to be recognized as women socially. That is, by arguing that Sayo is indeed a woman, an ftm individual gets validation, if ultimately fictional, that indeed a character formerly seen as male can be corrected to be seen as a woman.

Nevertheless, I think you've made some solid points overall, and I'll admit that the arguments based on Japanese are particularly painful for us EOPs.

Lion is a dude

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>Ruins his only good VN with a shitty anime only sequel made to appease Uminekofags
What was he thinking?

What does Umineko mean or translate to?

R07 is a shit writer. Higurashi is his only good work and even it is flawed.

>>690824769
>umi
Sea
>neko
Cat
>Umineko
seacat = seagull

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Wait, what was the meaning behind purple truths again?

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Was it peak /v/?

>>690821203
I'm a weeb manchild. I like pretty pictures and cool sounds.

>>690824783
TRVTHNVKE

>>690824103
Not much to discuss.
They had a plan - which got put on hold. Shortly after R07 revealed that they are working on a Switch Definitive Edition version exclusively for Japan.

Clearly R07 didn't want Umineko Gold to happen while they were promoting this new Switch release.
And after that the thing just kinda died. Everyone had already moved on.

>>690821501
Which Knox are you talking about?

>>690824694
I wanna fuck Lambdatoko's butt

>>690824694
The Umineko appease/multiverse thing already started with Ciconia. And that was 2 years before Gou.
There is a reason why people expected him to connect the two series right when the anime started.

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>>690824868
>go to vndb to check
>see pic
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

>>690808602
She is cute and fictional, so she gets a pass, not gonna touch her dick though

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How did R07 write this kino (pic related) and then shit the bed so bad with Umineko, its messages and the general writing?

>>690825193
A weirdly fun card game

>>690825195
>not wanting to jerk her off while telling her she will never be a real woman
NGMI

>>690825040
Dunno why I'm still awake but the only knox there is more than one?

>>690825347
Yes, just name the person you're talking about, there's several writers with the Knox last name

>>690825389
ronald knox
the one that wrote books
I dunno about your schizo shit

>>690824694
The only good thing to come out of that dumpster fire was all the Keisato fanart

>>690825214
>harsh shadeing on everything but the face
i know its r07 but damn thats fucking eye cancer

>>690825487
I didn't say he could draw, just that he could write (for once)

>this summer...
>everyone's favorite detective...
>is coming to the big screen
>cuts to Krauss voiced by William Defoe: What a bummer!
>Trashman starts playing A-WELL, A BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD
>Battler wakes up giddy for the morning as his family is murdered in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear it, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read the Golden witch epitaph, remember to take up George, who's alarm is the local radio
>"in other news, what appeared to be a family conf-"
>Battler, voiced by Chris Pratt "ZEN ZEN DAME DA...It's me! Your Cousin, Battler! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!"
>George, voiced by Michel Cera, "just go on without me, man"
>Battler: "but together we are the Ushiromiya family! Without you, I'm just... Regular ol' Battler.."
>two cousins will have to find Kinzo
>Battler "what?! Grandpa is missing?"
>George "really?"
>and maybe will solve the epitaph
>Battler "and beatrice took him?”
>George "wow REALLY?"
>but first they have to find themselves
>battler: "I know what girls like!"
>*presents a pony to Beatrice* "a pony?"
>Beatrice kicks him in the balls
>"AAAAA My small bombs!”
>who might need to be saved from Beatrice
>beatrice, voiced by who do you fucking think, it's Kristen Schaal "I keep inviting you to go Solve mysteries, to Tea parties, to Halloween parties, and even to my GOLDEN LAND AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!”
>this summer is going to be
>montage of slap stick
>kanon twerking
>Jessica "aaawkward"
>this summer is going to be...
>montage that's pretty much the inevitable golden land dance party ending
>natsuhi doing a head spin
>"LIIIIIIIIT"
>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "Dame Da" in the movie
>Battler: DAME DA
>George: DAME DA
>Krauss: DAME DA
>Dlanor: Dame da desu
>Umineko: When They Cry

>>690825442
Like I just told you there's several writers with the last name Knox, how is it schizo shit? One google search will prove how stupid you are, bye retard

>>690825634
I don't care about fan fiction retards no matter the year

>>690825634
>he's in a umineko thread and didn't know he was talking about ronald knox and not some literal who nobody taking his name
yeah you're the retard

>>690825591
KINO

>>690825591
Fucking cringe.

>>690807293
>The Evil Witch is a tranny
what did they mean by this?

>>690807293
stunning and brave

>>690820336
You do know that "genitail" is used for both cock and pussy right?

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>>690819030
>nothing in the story suggests Beatrice is
Nothing except for the accident in which his dick and balls were crushed and had to be extirpated, and the fact that after that he dressed like a woman for the rest of his life, that is.

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>>690820636
>read the vn
(You) first, Retard.

>>690826861
Show one (1) proof that Beatrice had a penis.

>>690825214
Reaper of the 13th step was the only good story

>>690827056
I liked the bullying story as well, but reaper of the 13th step is definitely the best one and one of the best things R07 wrote.

I've got a brilliant idea sisters! Let's insist that something those chuds at /v/ enjoy is actually trans!

>>690827182
>trannyneko
>enjoy
Kys.

>>690827230
I see you're catching on already sister!