This game is either way too easy or actually fucking impossible no in between. At least the monkeys are hotAny tips on getting benjamin to work?
>place ben>profit
fat monkey tats
bump for more monkeys
not often you see zero nothing going onis the boss event really in two days? why even have the update ready if you aren't going to have the boss event be immediate?
>>691368970Says right there boss rush is in a couple hours
>>691369259we both know that's going to be lych, bloonarius and dreadbloon AGAIN, it's like a slap in the face when you just release a new boss
So why is mobileshit allowed to have a perpetual general on /v/ again?
>>691369451*phayze, bloonarius and dreadbloon, excuse me>>691369502more pc than your favorite games, learn your genre history
shoutouts to the monkey military industrial complex
he's dead... we lost...
any spaces open on any of the active teams?
brickell is /fit/!she loves giving me bicepjobs!
>>691372784i think sauda is the fit one, brickell is a chubby naval officer
>>691369451They said they planned on having the new boss already ready for Boss Rush v44's patch notes, if we're lucky, they'll extend that to Vortex and Lych
>>691374161I think they also mentioned in the patch preview, but not surewe'll see in an hour
>>691374161if he's in boss rush that would be sick, and yeah phayze and lych too. i would actually participate in boss rush again
>>691351479Wanna try it now or should we wait for Boss Rush first?
>>691374786Would rather wait
>>691374161i'll be honest, i'm a little excited for a new boss here
you *have* black bordered the new map already, havent you anon?
>>691377212alright we get it you've got a fat cock
>>691377212I beat ABR and then I got too bored to do anything else, regular gameplay feels a little lame after doing co-op and CT for so long.
Still playing this thing? You guys need to let Bloons go, man (literally)
>>691377476I wanna buy balloons and let them go but it won't come out
>>691377476everytime i think i'm done with bloons, i see the dart monke and realize i can never let him go
jungle's bounty bros... why did they do itit wasn't even that good of a tower
>>691377212I stopped caring about black borders a while ago cause I only have shit maps left
>>691377730It was kind of overpowered but it still hurts
>>691377730The vines are affected by attack speed now so they want you to give him a poplust armyBut who would do that?
>>691377878I guess it also makes you want to consider bottom path more? I don't think I've ever made a 041 druid save for one time where I placed him for the sole purpose of farming.
>>691377878i mean it's a fun strat but i don't want to do it every time I wanna use middle path druidgrim and sad days
>>691378006Spirit of the Forest remains untouched, not all is bad
>>691377476Bloons's gameplay is genuinely really fun and the events and updates keep it fresh, and on-top of that you also got the cute monkey mascots. Bloons is a lot like pokemon if you think about it, I'm sure the franchise is here to stay for a long time.
Man, Half-Cash STILL makes me really want to kill myself
Spirit of the Forest is still my wife
We're so back
>>691379069yo, no way
>>691379069This fucker is getting on my nerves already
>>691379069>48I hope you had a bad run and not that it is this hard, I'm scared now.
holy shit fuck this boss what are you even supposed to do against it in rush, his lava pools make your tower worthless and you can't even sell them so your money is just stuck sitting there doing nothing
>>691379882It is that hard
I heard there was a new game coming that isn't tower defense Do we have a release date in that? I fucking hate tower defense but I love these monkeys.
>>691380271Bloons Card Storm, no release date afaik. Hope you like deckbuilders instead
>>691372187Post your friend code and I can invite you to team c if you want
>>691380348>Hope you like deckbuildersI like em a helluva lot more than tower defense.
>>691380048What the hell is this bossI bet it's because we don't understand it well and it should be possible to reach much higher scores, at least I'm glad it's the first one so it doesn't have too much hp.
>>691380348from the patch notes>With the Bloons Card Storm release coming next week,it's out very very soon
I hate this asshole so much I can't even recreate the "best" score I got consistently
>>691381614I still don't understand how the ability cancelling works, I bought a 042 boomerang and while the boss was in range I was never able to use the ability. Only after it got away that I saw it light up.
>>691381698yeah i kind of couldn't tell either, i also cant tell if embrittlement works on him, he burns off dot effects but it's not dot, you also can't moab glue him either
I know it's probably not worth my time doing it but it's kinda fun crunching out above 140 on dread
>6 people working on blastapopoulos island>only 2 people doing dreadbloon now
>>691384704Boomerang paragon after 130?
>>691384861Oops meant for >>691384689
>>691366165Made to be a glussy boi
>>691384861>>691384689I wasn't checking and you guys killed blasta already? damnIs it possible to NOT sell the dartgon before buying subgon on this dread? I remember one time I tried I got very close.
>>691384861At 90 and then sell it once primary immunity comes up to try and bust through that and then rebuy at 130 with the highest degree you can
>>691385147dart is banned
>>691385147Sub is also banned
>>691385240dart and sub wow I just went inI'll see what I do
>>691367718The fker that first got HIV saw monkeys like this
>>691377212no i beat hard thoill prob do some of the rest tonight
>leaked once because I thought boomerang was 275k instead of 250kit's overSeriously though, dread is probably my favourite in this mode
>>691386263It's strange how different boss rush dreadbloon feels compared to event dreadbloon
>ask for 4x speed for years>they instead give me a skip gameplay feature to "fix" the issue>also it costs real money on a game that I've already paid forYou know what? Fuck this game, I'm dropping itHope they lock newer heroes behind paywalls too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOx1PveAe54lol
>>691387145BOSS STUCK BOSS STUCK
I don’t get it
What did Ninja Kiwi mean by this?
>>691387940
>>691377212After half cash I will. Those hero buffs from the moons are really nice, especially the first one.
C'mon bros only 71 health left, you don't even need a score
surely someone has one score slot left to finish off dread
>>691388285sure give me a moment
Dude had one of his eyes ripped out, brutal.
Look who's back
>>691389467fucking kiwiniggers
>>691389467Man I'm leaving this fucker for tomorrowAnyone wants to do actual elite blastapopoulos on co-op?
Yeah I tried him once and only got a 63.Maybe by tomorrow there will be some guides out I wanna see how the fuck you're supposed to handle this shit
>name my supermonkey vtsg omegalul>next week temple/god get buffsoh notheyre specifically trying to make fun of ME
>>691372187Post your friend code and I can invite you to a-team
>>691391293I'm not sure tsg was changed at all, i think it was only the temple that got any buffs. pretty significant buffs though, like all damage increased 2-5x on everything
>>691392137Did it? I only read the patch notes kinda fast since I was in the middle of a boss but I thought I saw they reduced pierce buffs all over the place, I need to read that again.
>>691392137Seems good for freeplay, wish they made it and the tier 5 better for bosses though
She leaked billions...
>>691392537can monkey females orgasm?
>>691392565i GUARANTEE the btd6 ones can. so can the boys too, with their prostates
>>691392479I have no idea what v1 v2 and v3 mean here
>>691392649level of sacrifices made
>>691392649I assume it refers to how strong the attack is depending on sacrifice amount, tier 3 would probably the 50k sacrifice
>>691392636fucking basedi love getting women off and giving them pleasure so much brosforeplay and fingering are literally better than fuckingtotal female monkey orgasm
>>691389467He's the boss for island 5 as well. I think this is going to be the first time my team doesn't clear the boss rush. No one has even gotten a 70 score yet on him.
>>691392927did those retards not playtest this nigga in boss rush mode
>>691392565Don't tell me you never made one orgasm, anon...
>>691393112Maybe we are the retards, it's too early to tellbut I really don't want to play if I'm going to be doing 40-50 when the fucker has 3-4k
>>691393172I kinda want the old bosses back now
>>691392927To be fair, getting at least above 50 is good enough for how fucked the rotation is on that map
Who's that jester female monkee? Haven't played for a while. Got the lewding hunger, post anything of her for references.
>>691392479>>691392525i'm using the temple in an ABR right now, at max power on primary, military, and magic it killed the r100 FBAD in like, 5 seconds and it's not even a tsg yet, seems like a good buff to him
>>691394248magician, and she's in bloons card storm. we don't really know if she's a new her for the game or whatand the white on her seems to be her actual fur and skin color
>>691394248She's from the spin-off game Bloons Card Storm, she buffs the bloons you send to attack your opponent
>beat magic, 2xhp, half cash, and ABRthats enough for tonight thats been like a full hour of bloonsfuck thats a lot
>>691394325>>691394431any chance of an adaptation for btd6?
>>691394697i dunno, ask nk
>>691394697Probably not, there's already been a few spin-off exclusive heroes
>>691394325>>691394431holy monkee sexo. Any solo requests with her? Will probably just doodle her in a bikini, unless there's more creative requests.
Have a new Amelia
>>691394953she really is an ally to bloons, this little monke devil, actual traitor
>>691394953And also have this messed up looking druid
>>691395053of course druid is a healslut
>>691394953With monkeys like that I understand why some would defect to the bloons...
>>691394953we will all be maining her, right?just like every good video game, the based niggas just waifu main
>>691395098I couldn't care less about card storm honestly, I just wanna fuck Amelia
>>691395098well that depends on if sauda is in the game, i could never betray my wife
>>691395169i respect it
>>691394780I feel like making COBRA a hero would make it easy to balance for the regular game
>>691395098>is balanced around the most boring, degenerate playstyle and is completely useless on some maps
>>691395467doooon't care, still maining
>>691394909How elaborate of a request are you willing to take? Anyway, would love to see her in the bikini, make sure to give her a nice ass
>>691394909Make her pull out anal beads from her hat and it's affecting her butt
>>691366165holy built for BWC!
>>691394909"wanna see me make a bloon disappear?">deepthroats itmake sure the bloon balloon-animal-cock has balls
>>691394909Draw her fucking herself with a MOAB-shaped dildo
>>691395816Based
>>691394953wait hold the fuck on she has her hat ON in this picture as well
>>691396935lmao2hat
>>691396935what, are you poor and irish?
>Sub Paragon unsubmerged form is overperforming
>>691372187You can join B team if you want.
>>691395609Licking a bloondo seems like the deal.You guys want a booty view or a front view instead?
>>691397768Say what you want but it was definitely one of the better picks for vortex especially and it was no slouch when it came to other bosses
>>691397953Booty view
>>691398023I think I only really considered it on vortex and phayze because of its global range.And on vortex the ability might as well be useless.The pierce on its main attack is laughably low, I don't know if it's 1 or 2 but it shouldn't get cockblocked by moabs.
bo skeleton rp
>>691372187>yo new guy! join my gang or else!>you would be wise to join my gang
>>691397895too soon...
>>691372187I think Team A has a spot or two open.
>>691345481A while ago,https://files.catbox.moe/xb9j4t.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/7ogvjk.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/r6i3t2.png
>>691403446cute mermaid and patch...now i want mermaid patch.
>>691395806https://files.catbox.moe/hh2ml6.jpgNot the original drawfag.Here have a quick sketch before I go slepping.I really liked the idea, may finish it tomorrow.
and miscellaneous* faggotry para un sintaxis mas vergudo
>>691404471good stuff drawanonur effort is not lost
>>691404578>>691404853shut up pablo
>>691394909Magic trick that goes wrong which shrinks her bikini into functionally a micro bikini
>>691395806yeah that's a good ass requesthttps://files.catbox.moe/pr3zj2.png>>691404471oh dude fuck yeah
>>691406363jesus christ goatboy does it again
Blastopolosous is a dumb name and probably Greek
>>691409182>probably GreekI think it was named after some villain from Tintin or something.I think he was called Rastapopoulos.
>>691409182Georgios Blastapopagonus
Elite Blastapopoulos sucks massive balls, jeez.
>>691412424You have to earn that 1% badge
>>691404471>>691406363It is nearing midnight, and yet you post thisHow could youMy poor son, I must beat you once more..............
>>691406363Oh yeah thats the stuff
bump
>fanart>it's another furry coomer artam i the only one who actually wants to see cool or cute monke art?
>>691416131there's a lot of that on reddit, feel free to leave
>>691416131Nah.I get the same issue when I look for art of the boss bloons or MOABs though, half of the results are furaffinity inflation.
>>691416131Sex with Churchill.
