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ooh la la what a pretty lady!!
I see Absol, I clickz.
>>691632819Absol is super weak to fighting and bug moves
>>691632819That's an Absol.
>>691632819*kiss*
>Every time Absol appears before people, it is followed by a disaster such as an earthquake or a tidal wave.
>>691633525Why didn't any Absol go and warn the Floridians?
>>691633298if absol was real i would be kissing them all day. i want a fairy-type absol in the next region
>>691632819Absneed
>>691633525>disaster such as an earthquake or a tidal wave.disaster in my pants, yes
>>691633637They aren't native to the region.
>>691633126His defense stat is pitiful so he's weak to everything.ag80k
>>691634680his? they can be either gender anon
>>691633836>>691634320>>691634737kill yourself
>>691633525a tidal way of cum for me lol
>>691632819Stay on >>>/v/
>>691635927what's absol listening to?
>>691632819I had an absol with Super Luck in White 2 and I equipped it with a razor claw. Pretty fragile but it was always really funny to see it land three crits in a row and sweep the enemy team.
>>691632819It's too late, Absol. This board is already a disaster.
>>691636075sounds we recorded last night
>>>/vp/
>>691633074>>691633836>>691634320>>691634737>>691635262>>691635506>>691636002>>691636435>>691636953
>>691636341what instrument does absol play? i bet it plays the theramin by using its horn
>>691637318A picture is worth a thousand words.
>>691632819Quality thread
>>691637318It's video game related so it is already better than the endless flood of porn threads.
Z for Zoroark
>>691637318>OP couldn't even be bothered to write anythingneither could I
>>691632819Absol is so cute but I hate that he's sexualized by everyone.
>>691637686Nice thighs and butt
>>691637447this reminds me of a tumblr artist that would draw the cutest fuckable absol. tingtong something or other, really liked osomatsu
>>691633298God I love absol
I've gotten banned for threads like this why the double standard ban this faggot op
>>691638114The furfag tranny janny must be on shift.
>>691632819Loved this nigga but even as a kid I was sad his best move was spamming slash
>Be furry>Order Amazon crate of purewhip>Starve self of braincellsThe life of someone that has things put together.
>Play Explorers of Sky>Need a 4th buddy to just fill the squad>Catch Absol because he looked somewhat nice>Fall in love with him trough the journey.
>>691638114Absol is cooler than whatever faggy thing you posted
>>691638315You could do that to yourself today and I would not give a single fuck.
>>691638470>him
>>691638482absols are a dying breed and my penis will save them
>>691638559I am not a zoophile like you.Absol is a bro, not a chunk of fuckmeat.
Absol is such a great monster design. Evoking both canine and feline features but not fully committing to either with the sphinx-esque face, the striking colours that mark it as unnatural, and, well, monstrous in the usual lush green tall grass it tends to be found in, the asymmetry making you wonder about its habits and powers, the sharp edges that instantly tell you it's deadly and dangerous.Furfags need not apply.
>>691638530You have enough of a fuck to express your emotional instabilities to some complete random stranger, crying ass bitch nigga.I'll attend your next counseling session, we can figure this out together and make you better.
>>691638736all of that and yet its the cutest, cuddliest pokemon. just look at that face, look at >>691635927, it even uses the model found in-game
>>691638895Keep replying, desperate nigger.You're a hilarious little retard.Next generation of dysfunctionals coming into the scene. Keep feeding me, I'm hungry lil nigga.
>>691638956
>>691639000I wish we could be friends IRL :3c
>thread about absols (cute) turns into shitflinging
>>691639131Stay on your containment board retard >>>/vp/
>>691639191no people must keep posting cute monsalso kys
>>691639221You can talk about sex with pokemon on >>>/vp/
For me it’s the fox
>>691639191so which of the anons are you? >>691639000 or >>691638956? or are you the same person replying to yourself? it's hard to tell with /v/ these days>>691639298for me its cinderace. i named my male cinderace liber, you know, like liberace. im saying i branded my cinderace as a faggot.
He is so based.https://www.youtube.com/@AbsolBlogsPokemon/videos
>>691638712nta but you said you fell in love with him, that sounds pretty gay. I could understand it if you said you fell in love with his abilities, but your current statement makes you seem hypocritical.
>>691639285I literally can'tkys-san
>fuck absol>a tsunami wipes out a large 3rd world village across the worldBravo anons
/v/ is a Digimon boardback to your containment board > /vp/
Abib, you worthless tendie, do your fucking job.
>>691639674You literally can >>>/vp/
>>691639781sounds like a win/win to me>>691639826I literally can't bring myself to do it
>>691639901Skill issue
>>691639567Sad that you can't feel love for someone unless you want to use them as a fuckmeat.
>>691639781thats why they call me the master of disaster
>>691639961more like a survival instinct
>>691639967>fuckmeat I'd treat her like a pirncess
>>691640116more like autism >>>/vp/
>>691640279
>>691640309THIS MAKES MUSTARD GASMODS DELETE THIS SHITTY THREAD NOW
>>691640465>frognigger of course
Why do women love them so much?
>>691632819Onahole built for human men
>>691633817>>691635297This
>>691639967Cool assumption.
>>691640534white women and dogs aren't meant to mix
>>691640534>ywn be an absol>ywn knot your trainer's ass after setting up camp for the night>ywn get traded around and have an endless supply of trainers to anally knot
>>691638837Well, the cuteness comes with the territory of the canine/feline features, so it hardly bears mentioning.
>>691640534Can't beat the knot
One day, the Absol will come. Some will be horny. Others will be fearful. Both will be right.
>>691633637Floridians already know they shouldn't live in that disaster stricken area, but continue to do so anyway. Why bother warning them?
>>691637686One of these days I'll get around to using one in a run.
It’s literally a dog what’s the appeal
>>691640926I'll be scaroused because I'll be afraid that Absol will kill me when it sees my boner
>>691632819
>>691641079Dogs don't give you bedroom eyes like Absol does.
>>691632819I have an Absol in Pokemon GO with the combat power 1488 so I named him Absolf Hitler
>>691641154i miss her /v/ros..
>>691632819Made to be stuffed with pokepuffs
>>691641257But do you have a shiny Albert Wesker sunglasses Absol?
>>691633637He's rocking that Karen haircut lool
Absol(forma de Karen)
>>691641610built for big manager cock
do you think absol can throw it back or do they just stand there while you go to pound town
>>691642510absol only doms
>>691642881You will not get my Discord account.
>>691642774god damn i did not want to know that i needed an absol bouncing on my cock
>>691642510she could ride you reverse cowgirl style
>>691643317Imagine face fucking her and using her horn as a handle bar
>>691642881lame
Weird seeing this many people with such good taste.
>>691644791Fuck, didn't mean to press post.Anyhow. Any h-games with pokemon that are not antrophied?
>>691643789Hot
>>691636075Break Stuff
>>691641079don't many people love dogs though? if they're boring why do so many people want them as pets?
>>691632819>there was a korean artist that was so obssessed with drawing absol that he took a body pillow of his own art with him when he had to do his service in the militaryabsolfags are fucking nuts
>>691646832I wish I was that autistically dedicated to something.
>>691646832wait, which artist? i might know of him
>>691646832Sounds based
>>691632819she has a fat, warm, plump cookie
>>691647096i'll be dunking it in MY milk
>>691632819Is it the Rescue Team games that give you a free Absol during the story? I remember using one and I was super autistic about "optional" party members compared to the ones the game gave me.Either way, he was a bro. I was also right in the mark for his design to be perfect for my tastes.
>>691646832do you not want to protect this smile?
>>691646832Absolutely based beyond belief
>>691646832
>>691647034zinfyu
>>691648882shoulda figured desu
trainers fuck their pokemon. how could you not fuck an absol
>>691632819i love absol,,,,,,,,, absol my beloved
>>691632819Female Absol are weak to the sex element.
>>691646832based
>>691633637Because that shithole is beyond saving
the same gen as gardevoir and you chose the stupid emo goat. why?
>>691650392i can hold up to six pokemon in my harem, anon. one male absol, one male and female gardevoir, still got three open slots
>>691650228it kinda looks like her tail's coming out of her butt hehe
>>691650228analingus now
>>691637930pretty fun using it in pokemon battle revolution as a late sweeper using swords' dance and sucker punch with a focus sash
>>691640534These are females.
>>691640534Why knot?
playing emerald for the first time and just caught this thing yesterdaytook like 15 super balls
>>691640926One day, the Absol will come, and so will I.
>>691651382>that one absol blowjob drawing where the cock is pushing against her cheekdiamonds. every single time.
>>691651382Bad Absol, now that sausage piece is gonna fall onto the floor. I'm not gonna clean it up for you, it's time you started taking responsiblity like a big girl.
>>691639298That's the wrong fox though
>>691644883Monster Mind
>>691651382hot
>>691651480>EmeraldEnjoy your physical attacker with zero physical STAB.
>>691650556female gatomon is a good choice
>>691651967that's not a pokemon but if we're doing that then i will also take chillet and dazzi
>>691652056I think he meant Delcatty
>ywn be a wild absol running around fucking all the other wild pokemon in your area>ywn encounter a trainer during your fucking spree>ywn wipe out her party and cause her to black out from three to eight hours of nonstop boning while licking her face to claim her as your own
>>691652453That sounds kinda nice but I probably wouldn't know what video games are and I really like video games
>>691652550if you manage to get caught or allow yourself to be caught by a trainer after marathon fucking her you can probably just watch her game. not much to do when you are stuck knotted in her ass anyway other than struggle and cum
>>691651480Catch rates in older games are fun like that. No critical captures or any sort of buff, just its catch rate versus your ball. Did you get one with a good nature at least?>>691651932Swords Dance can make up for it a bit with physical moves at least.
>>691651619Sauce?
>Yes! Absol thread! I love Absol.>It's all just people wanting to have LE HECKIN SEXXXERINO with LE F*MOID ABSOL!!!Fuck all of this! I hate you all.
>>691653250I'm sorry anon, it's just that I think the games are lame but I love the designs.
>>691651759True. That one is indeed amazing, even beyond the coom.I used to play it during my commute to and from work.>>691651692Godly taste.
>>691653250You are just a salty woman. Get over here and suck me off to get my mind off of Absol.
>playing vidya >this happensWhat do?
>>691653250get fucked bottom
>>691644883Pocket Campfire
>>691653625Get head>>691653747Sauce
>>691653250Do you just play through the game with it or do you try to do all the post game/extra content with it?
>>691653845>SauceAnon you cannot be this retarded.
>>691653747>Pocket CampfireLooks cute. Downloading.
>>691653250Don't be like that. Discuss your favorite Absol catching techniques and what kinds of movesets you'd use for it.
>>691632819Absol thread! How did I almost miss an Absol thread on /v/!
>>691653010ricegnat
>>691653250Well, Anon? Why do you like Absol?Mega Absol looked really cool.
This will be your Absol for tonight.
absol belongs to zinfyu. he has proven to be worthy of such a title.
>>691654265deplorable
>>691653250i love talking about pokemon anon, but this is 4chan. this is not a good place to discuss pokemon in regular terms. normal people do not discuss pokemon fucking, but anonymous people will because nobody will know just how much you want feel the static shock on your tongue when you lick raikou's dick. normally i would not tell people that i want to mating press a forest full of absols and overrun the region with absol eggs
>>691654716It's okay, I still made it.
>>691653250
>>691651932>muh stabstick to new gens kiddo you can't hack it out here
should absol have beans?
>>691654535That's my favorite Absol drawing, too.
>>691655392Yes.
Who /cookie/ here?
>>691655567no. feral + human pussy for me like zinfyus art
It's been 11 years since the death of Pokemon as a franchise.
I started thinking Absol was cool when I first played Mystery DungeonI completely fell in love with her after playing the 6th gen, something about the 3D models changed my mind about a lot of pokemon
>>691655392It should be full of them.
>>691655567disgusting
>>691655505>>691655661Kissing Absol's toe beans.
how many absols is too many
>>691640926If I start creating disasters myself, will she come sooner?
>>691655567Absolutely.
>>691656101>>691656135Where can I find this low poly 'sol model?
>>691656279Your dick is a disaster.
>>691656556And I'm about to bring on the apocalypse.
>>691655567Yes
>mega evolutions add lots of cool new designs and most players like it>throw it all away for “make Pokemon really big” or “make Pokemon sparkly with a giant retarded crystal on their head” Why is GF so bad at their job?
>>691657176They seem to be under the thought the series needs a new gimmick each gen and makes pokemon around said gimmick with no thought on how they will function when said gimmick is over.
>>691656367I do not know, sorry
>>691657919Damn. I'll just make my own one to print then.
>ABSol>can't learn bulk up>abSOL>can't learn solar beamexplain this poketards
made for buttsex
>>691658343>can't learn bulk upIt prefers to be lean>can't learn solar beamIt doesn't like the move.
>>691658540>Would you?
I REQUIRE DEEP HUFFS OF ABSOL'S CHEST FLUFFIMMEDIATELY
burger
someone post Zinfyu's absol body pillow from when he went to do military service. >>691658835WOULD I
>>691659023WOULD YOU?
>>691659023Zinfyu is a hero to all Absolfags.
>>691659520I just wish he'd quit drawing the ovary-powered electronics...
cool soft creature>>691655567yes
go back to your containment board animal fuckers.
>>691659638He did though. That was a one time series, which I heard was a commission.
>>691659734This is the containment board tho
>>691659520Wait, it's this asshole.Sucks that he wasn't shot in war.
>>691659879I doubt he ever saw combat. What did he do to you, anon?
>>691660089>I doubt he ever saw combat.Makes sense. Sending this asshat as a soldier is basically just a waste of a set of soldiers equipment.But I still think they could have used his ass as a suicide bomber.
>>691655567me. i wish someone was editing all of zinfyus art to give her a cookie.
>>691632819>one of the "winners" from the physical special split>gets the best priority attack in the game (Sucker Punch)>is still shit
>>691660246Please point to part on this Absol where Zinfyu touched you.
>>691659879>>691660246>shot in the warall worst korea citizens have to do compulsory military service for 18-21 months. at most, younger non-military career draftees like him would just be order to stand guard at the DMZ and try to stare intimidatingly at the best korea soldiers
>>691659734What if non-animal?
>>691660886eww
>>691660886Holy downgrade batman!
>>691660728Get outta here Kimmy, this is an Absol thread.
>>691660886Disgusting. Absol should always be on-model with a cookie
>>691659023 >>691659520 >YWN be anywhere near this level of basedI'll use the escape rope then I run out of cope before this year ends hopefully…
>>691633637Florida Man Quick Ball'd every Absol in the state.
>>691660915>>691660936>>691661001How about we dial back?
>>691659263
>>691661059No cute three clawed paw, no cute horn, can't grow wings and become regal as fuck.Downgrade.Still, would pet.Looks like a good boy.
>>691661059he cute
>>691661059cute cloud
>>691661059I would never fuck a filthy commoner like that.
>>691660960no keep going, I need more absol images before I die of ass cancer next year
>>691661001This isn't a dog you fucktard
>>691655567Reporting in>>691659734Kys faggot. We won.>>691661524What?
too many dogfuckers here. maybe humans were the real disaster all along...
>>691662385Don’t act like you wouldn’t
>>691661737>"noo you retard, it's clearly a sphinx since there is no snout!"
>>691635927this is /v/ though retard
>>691661737Clearly. Everybody knows that's an Absol and not a dog. That ain't stoppin' it from having that sweet cookie.
>Sucker punches youWtf is Absol's problem?
>>691663184Absol is upset she doesn't have a fist to punch you with. inb4 ふいうち
>>691661737ThisSame with EeveeStop calling them dogs
Absols are not fucking dogs. They wouldn't have a cookie.
>>691663376They are very similar to dogs
>>691663376I think Eeveelutions look great with cookies.
>>691662454i wouldn't though?
>>691660886then it's not absol
>>691663818Well when you’re that old you can’t get it up anymore
>>691632819I always said he has the Legendary look despite not being one
>>691664037>heAnd if Absol was a legendary, it wouldn't be as popular since you might not come across her. In Gen3, she is direct in your way while you head east.
>>691664221She only had a 8% encounter rate and there's only one unavoidable patch of grass on route 120, so you still had a pretty good chance at missing her.
>>691653997I got it thanks I nutted hard in my onahole
What would sex with absol be like
>>691665468Disastrous!
>>691665468you get struck by lightning right before you climax
>>691663376They're designed to be ambiguous.
>>691665468Like a venus real soft onahole, I busted in one to porn of her earlier
>>691665468a pain in the ass
>>691653250You could just start a thread about anons' favourite Pokemon if you wanted. Those *usually* aren't totally overrun by furries.
>>691632819as a kid i thought this design was really cool. i still think it is
>>691668791That Xatu looks badass
