your five turns are up
>>692548797What? Where did h
>>692548770But there hasn't been 5 posts yet
>roars in your general direction
>>692548770imagine needing more than 2 turns to ko this faggot. a single lucario grants this guy the nonexistence he wants so bad
There's no reason skill swap shouldn't remove the nerf of slow start. Pokemon just hates him for no reason.
>>692549491God herself hates him with very good reason (he is a fiesty fellow with angry fists)
>>692549491>no reasonThere's literally lore that all but states he has it straight up because he tried to kill pokegod and got cursed for failing at it.
>begins to exist>immediately turns violent and tries to kill God
>>692551268regifags will cry about the demiurge's curse all day, but they won't spare a thought for reginigas just waking up and immediately deciding to be a chimping ape like that would solve anything>>692548770YOU DESERVE SLOW START
>>692548770KILL THE DEMIURGEDESTROY HIS IMPERFECT CREATION
>>692550667>failed>triedThat's a lot of past tense there when Arceus is the one that tapped out and Regi is still mad. God's life ends 30 eons from now.
I'M HERE TO KILL ARCEUS
>>692548770Stop crush gripping and have sex already. Stop being so angry.
>>692548770*sends in red card toxapex*Psshhht nothing personnel... kid.
>>692548817
>>692548770Regigas>Regicide>Gigas>Giant that kills the ruler of the universeIt wasn't even subtle. It was never subtle.
>>692548770>mfw the biggest winner of the leaks is the one who always loses
>>692548770Regibump
>>692548770i wish some anon would make a meme with one default arceus and multiple type of arceus in the background saying "she looks like she fuck human men" and "arcgreed"
GO, MY SWIGGY ZIGGY. DESTROY MY ENEMIES.
You Regilost.
>>692549343>negative priority movesasuga /v/captcha:0RGGY
>>692552602>regieleki not going faster
OMP OMP FUCK THE DEMIURGE OMP OMP OMP
>>692558258based
Why would the pokeurge do such a thing?Create suffering just because?
>>692562149Her first experience existing was getting ganked by 20 random giantsShe might be a bit twisted due to that
>'gigas will never get a buff where he still has Slow Start but instead it's straight stat stage drops for SPD/ATK (which then get increased by +2 every subsequent turn)
>>692562149without suffering, there is no incentive to grow and change
>>692562149Because you literally can't have light without darknessHow do you know something's cool if you haven't seen how shit everything else is
>20 years ago: Wow that's the Pokémon God? It looks stupid and ugly.>Now: I want to fuck that thing.Why must it always end up this way?
>>692562317That sounds like the start of a self-justifying loop of abuse?
>>692551268It's only natural to hate the demiurge and its awful creation.
>>692562371Through dick, unity.
>>692550667Leaks aren't lore, even if they should be.
>>692562446The leaks are lore because they show the internal workings of the game's design. Lore is not skin-deep. Everything contradictory afterwards are retcons.
so what's the point of regigigas again? He lost his brothers because he was afraid of existence, but later on he enjoyed it anyway, probably because of human, just like arceus.
>>692558258>regieleki not dancing faster
Why do humans even need pokemon if they can apparently beat the shit out of them with such ease?
>>692562371>Now
>"Don't worry Arceus my queen! We'll stop Hi-AAAACK!"
>>692562760Sex.Unironically.Arceus wants more love.
>>692562726
>>692562865my HERO
>>692562760It's not a matter of need, human and pokemon cooperation simply makes everyone happy :)
>>692562719>"I... Love... You">*GRUNT*>"I love-">*GRUNT*>"Love you-">*GRUNT*
ÜN ÜN ÜN KILL THE DEMIURGE ÜN ÜN ÜN
>>692562865>"That hole can't widen anymore!">Regigias: "Oh I beg to differ!" *Pulls cock out.*
>>692562865ACK
>>692562371I can't take Arceus seriously now that I know it became a woman and got fucked hard
>>692563916>Create the most pleasurable experience in existience>Deny it to herself because...?Arceus is a proper deity, not a chud God.
>>692564014>>the pleasure of being cummed inside
I haven't seen /v/ Regipost this much since the new ones were announced in Gen 8
>>692564109The pokemon mates to make kidsthe human mates to have funthis was clearly all Arceus's plan to have a human creampie her 24/7
>Oh damn, Regigigas is undoing reality and killing all the pokeymans again.>Somebody should do something about that.>>>Haven't had human cock in a while.
>>692552602Regigigbazz
>>692551467>reginiggas
>>692558258UN UN UN UN
>>692551268well it is a jayarrpeg
>>692564872>Level 1: Kill God>Level 99: Job to belly drum Furret
>>692548770FIVE TURNSI DON'T KNOW WHY
>>692548770>*Close Combat's u*
>>692564137The combination of Regiposting and gnostic memes is a potent mix.
IS THAT A BEAUTIFUL FOREST AND SUNLIGHTIS THAT A HAPPY MIXED-RACE COUPLEHELP ME GIRATINA I'M GOING INSANESINNOH HAS FALLEN BILLIONS MUST ÜN
>>692564353Why is she like this?
>>692565246Based and vanillapilled
as someone who only likes 1st Gen, any of the new games allows me to beat it with just 1st gen mons?
>>692566265>new gamesthey're all shit. play romhacks instead
>>692566265Catch a Mankey and watch the magic happen.
>>692566265Almost all the new games pander to Gen 1 fags, especially XY on 3DS and Sword/Shield on Switch.Also there's literally a gen 1 remake that's a weird hybrid of Gameboy style and Pokémon Go style. It's not for everyone but I do like it. Gen 1 only
>>692566661Didn't say the name, the hybrid is called Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee. You start with either Pikachu or Eevee
>>692562543
very good sir
>>692567242
>>692567683Dude
>>692568024SNEED
