https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGfmssnKf1s
neat
>>692744583Nintendo "eyes"
>>692744583Nobody liked this game, why remake it
>>692745181Desperate need for funds.
>>692744583It's actually coming to Alarmo.
>>692744583>Yooka-Rapelay
>>692745405Guh uh!
>>692745181Games that people didn't like the first time should probably be the prime candidates to be remade and improved on so they can be enjoyable.I don't really think that's happening with this game though considering it looks largely the same with the gameplay and level design.
Next system is just called "Nintendo"Genius!
>the Nintendo Eyes
why did they say Nintendo Switch?
>>692745674>Anon, stop playing your Nintendo and come downstairs! Dinner's getting cold!
>>692746368Because Switch 2 doesn't even have an official project name given to the public like NX.
>the next Nintendo console is already set up to be another port machine
>>692746368because you do a 360 then shitch your pants
>>692746446so do they know the official name then?
Is this a new game? It looks identical to the first one, isn't that the first area?
>>692746778>it's Ounce/OZFake.
Still won't be buying because of the JonTron drama
>>692746956i will, cause i like steve mayles more than i like this fat kike
>>692746956Badabing BadaboomTake this black man out of my room
>>692744583>this announcement combined with Banjo-Tooie coming to NSO tomorrowI wish this meant we might get a new Banjo game, but i doubt it
>>692745181I gotta respect that they're willing to keep trying until they get it right.
>>692746453Kek/thread
>>692744583lol this is like when sonic forces was announced for NX but this time they didn't have even a name to give/make a simple logo out of for the end of the traileralso they're already remaking yooka-laylee? why?
>>692746729It's a remaster you dum dum
>>692745181If I recall correctly, one of the main purposes of this is to switch engines and tell Unity to fuck off.
>>692746729>>692747992It's a remake in a different engine
>officially at the point of third party devs giving us more about the Switch 2 (even if just crumbs) than NintendoI find it hard to believe that the Switch was meant from the beginning to have an 8+ year primary lifespan.
>>692750825>I find it hard to believe that the Switch was meant from the beginning to have an 8+ year primary lifespan.they said early (or maybe towards the middle of the gen) that the switch's life would be longer than previous systemsit only makes sense for consoles lifespans to be longer as game development takes longer and longer
>>692751109Well, shit. If it took them 6 years to turn out basically an expansion pack for BotW, then I guess that makes sense.
>>692745181I'd argue mediocre or bad games are more deserving of remakes than games that are already good.
>>692744583I will never forget that Playtonic screwed over JonTron. I will never support their games.
>>692746459>>692746453>>692747929Eric you lost and got raped by your uncle.
>>692750825NX was revealed to be the Switch 1 week before the investors meeting.Next Tuesday(29) Nintendo will be 1 week away before the investors meeting in Nov 5
>692752159meds
>>692745181It had potential, it just didn't deliver. Could be great if the controls are good now and the level design is improved.
>>692751839basedI willl also never forget that they screwed over the Wii Ukickstarters, fuck these scam faggots
>>692751839more like Woketonic
>>692746956Look at these blacks
What has Playtonic even been doing? They made YK and then the DKC clone and have done nothing since.
>>692745405The crossover to end all crossovers
laylee looks worse somehow
>>692744583>First game we officially know is for the Switch 2 is a Yooka Laylee portNintendo's gotta drop something soon surely...
>>692744583who the FUCK funded another one?
>dareen tranny be seethin'
>>692744583How in the fuck is Playtonic not bankrupt yet?
>>692744583even the later donkey kong country clone isnt that good, its like 6/10 but soulless as well.
>>692754730Because they removed jontron
>>692744583kekfunny timing since i just finished replaying BK and tooie, and i'd still rather just replay them again than play this
>>692746956PlayTronic are racist.they banned him because he isn't white.
>>692755094>Playtonic had this to say in response: I know Jontron is [almost] white passing, but he clearly breaks our firm single drop policy
Will this lag on the Switch 2?I am counting on Nintendo to deliver in the graphics and processing department with the Switch 2.
>>692755420Of course it willNintendo never releases a console with good performance. They are targeting toddlers who don't care about that shit
>>692755420not to defend nintendo but YL already runs like abject shit. A game as ugly as it is has no business running worse than Monster Hunter World or Hitman
>>692755660They must make a double-digit teraflop handheld.It's a miracle that Mario Odyssey is able to run on itty bitty phone hardware.But Nintendo needs to make a system that is able to run all games, first and third party.>Goat Simulator, a less detailed game than Odyssey is running poorly on Switch.
>modern game engines
>>692756551>tick the box to autogenerate lightshafts>tick the box for bloomGUYS I MADE A FULL REMAKE!
>>692756767>Tick the box for gamer fog™>Tick the box for lens smear technology (TAA)
>>692744583>worse banjo gets a remake before the real thingAnd it's still going to suck as much as the real thing does.
>>692746417>moms were right all along
>>692756856thatl be 79.99 plus tax plus vat plus tip, guv
>>692744583I enjoyed both YL games, fight me
>>692757046you arent obligated to hate it. My 5 year old loves it, the worlds are uninspired, shitty, overly big even before expanding them, and theres no real flavor either. The aztec world and the casino world are up there with Banjos worst levels and everything else is shit.
>>692756551>add shit ton of bloom>throw textures in an upscaler>call it a dayevery time
Nintendo Piik
>>692746956>>692751839Quick rundown? I don't follow ecelebs
>>692757732Jontron for some odd reason debated destiny and stated "rich blacks commit more crime than poor whites" which is in some cases true but in some cases false to which Destiny stated "whos thats racist" meaning Destiny won, Jontron was then deemed persona non grata by everyone. He should have stated that Blacks commit more crime than whites in all economic brackets which is undeniably true(ie: poor blacks commit crime more than poor whites, rich blacks commit more crime than rich whites) but hed probably be depersoned for it anyway.Thankfully the flextape guy needed a new admonkey so Jontron came back baybeeee
>>692745181The first game was fine. Shitters just couldn't handle getting exactly what they asked for
>>692755660The Wii had more 60 fps games than PissThree.
>>692745660>Games that people didn't like the first time should probably be the prime candidates to be remade and improved on so they can be enjoyable.Great point anon, this is the ideal case study for a remake. Unfortunately, it just looks like Yooka Laylee again with bloom everywhere you look, my expectations aren't high.
>>692752395Wait, is that true?
>>692758198carnival games and imagine party babyz running at 60fps isnt the flex you think it is
>>692758081But how is this related to Yoka Laylee?
>>692758313Yes, that may or may not mean the reveal next week though
>>692758357He, being a huge banjo rareware shill, was given the role of voicing some random throwaway character with like 3-4 lines of gibberish, after the destiny debate he was replaced, which was cause for much criticism
>>692758323Super 1up Galaxy 1+2copemeanwhile the Piss3 got some shitty Prince of Persia rip off, not even running at 720p and can't hold even a stable 30 fps, despite having dog shit graphics
>>692758447I wonder what these woke companies are doing when le evil guy is actually the good guy.will they say sorry?will they patch him in?or will they just keep quiet to not hurt fee fees?
>>692745660Wrong, you have exactly 1 chance to impress me and if you fail I will never, ever, ever buy or play anything you make ever again. Failures belong in a graveyard. All other mindsets are cuckshit.
>>692758706I think we'll see it like the 'Covid immunity' pass the left kept proposing where "I know I wished you and your family starved to death for not taking the jab, but you have to consider my feelings and let bygones be bygones" Surprisingly were seeing the window shift somewhat back to normal, people dont have the time or energy to be as psychotic anymore and zoomers are bullying these weirdos into borderline submission
>>692755420Based Sega with their 30TFLOP monster system
>>692755420That's on them, not Nintendo.
>>692745181It wasn't fundamentally bad or anything, just kind of dull and unpolished. Impossible Lair was pretty good, so maybe they can actually fix it.
>>692759098Sega does what Nintendon't!
>>692759042these companies are evilthey would have also done Hilter salutes
>>692758447They also had Grant Kirkhope publically disavow the guy, you know, when Kirkhope was desperately trying to become an eceleb himself suddenly despite being in his mid 50s. God I remember that fucking awkward as hell moment in GDQ where they got him in to speak to the speedrunners as a "surprise" and it was awkward as fuck.
>>692760683It was funny seeing the public realize that kirkhope was mostly responsible for all the xylophone seizure tracks whole David Wise did most of the actually great tracks>>692760374of course they would, they have a completely fluid moral compass, they simply believe what a bunch of retards with no moral foundation believe.
>>692744583never gonna give these fags a dime after they removed Jontron's cameo in the first game
>>692753967Publishing completed indie games and skimming off the top.
>>692761184I may be wrong but I think this business is running on fumes, seeing as adult swim games had runaway successes and they shuttered, and now playtonic is pretty desperately pimping a barely touched remake, Id say games publishing is in the shitter. BigMode is also in trouble now that Animal Well wasnt a huge success and they dont have much else in the pipe>but they bought monolith/star of providencea game everyone already bought
>>692760683Trans rights!,OKAY
>>692744583say hello to the new nintendo console logo
>>692762516>2 eyesSwIItch bros, we won.
>>692762608>tfw your swiitch keeps giving you the "Fuck me" eyesbros....
>>692744583>re-release the same exact game 5 years later with a few lines of shader code tweaks>double the price>pull the first release from all stores so nobody can buy it anymore>advertise it as a "remaster"This kind of scam should be illegal.
>>692762730>"remaster" 2 year old game because muh PS4>downgraded in every single way>delist original
WHERE IS THE SWITCH 2 ANNOUNCEMENT
>>692762889I was in those Sleeping Dogs threads while retards assured me the definitive edition was "so much better" That first mission is so kino with the heavy rain and wind effects, completely blown out and uggified for the definitive edition
>>692757732Massive tone deaf racist
>>6927629392(-1) more weeks
>>692744583The amount of people itt right now who haven't played or seen footage of the original game recently is staggering.I can see about a dozen level and mechanic changes in that trailer from the original game that you blind motherfuckers refuse to see.>puzzle changes>platform movement and interaction changes>move changes>new collectiblesI was a backer of the original game and disappointed by the okay nature of it, I played it through again last year for the first time in 4 years so I can tell you it's still mediocre, but this looks like genuine improvement and I look forward to seeing the rest of the changes not in the trailer.
>>692764270tatotata taaaaa malalalagala tata daaaasubtitles: $0.05 in Yooka coins were just deposited in your account
>>692762889I've seen retards claim the DE is "better in every way"
>>692758909There's a entire new generation of gamers since it came out, anon. Stop thinking only about yourself, that's autistic behavior.
>>692764270nobody can tell the difference because the game is so forgettable
>>692762889Square Enix was in a real "fuck up all our game a couple years after release" mood back then. Ruined the look of all their games and then some.
>>692744583>Replaces the Banjo speech bubble with a white text box>No talking animation on the text boxSOULLESS
>>692764270>I'm gonna let myself get suckered twicethat's nice buddy
Didn't like the original, but Impossible Lair was a good time.
>>692746956It's not a remake until his voice is back in the game
>>692745259>Desperate need for funds.>gimp a hundred great games for switch because any updates are le bad>MORE CHILDREN SLOP OR NINTENDO DIES!!
>>692765263The first game was fine, cost sunk fallacy need not apply.It had some fun puzzles and interesting mechanics but was just kinda wonky overall.Most have always deemed it a 6-7/10, which is basically 'mediocre/okay'Unlike most of the bitter retards on this board, I don't get salty when a game doesn't meet my expectations.
>>692746956HE HATES THE BLACKSHE HATES THE JEWSTH-TH-TH-THIS GUY HAS SOME FUNNY VIEWSHE'S A YOUTUBER WITH A TALKING BIRDAND HIS STANCE ON RACE IS JUST ABSURDIF YOU LIKE HIM, YOU'RE RACIST TOOWITH A SPIC AND A WOG, HE'S OUTTA THIS TUNE!J.T.!JON TRON!J.T.!JONTRON HATES NIGGERS!
>>692751839E celebs aren't your friends.
>>692765773fair enough, I've had mediocre/okay games I've enjoyed myself
>>692744583>>692762516I prefer codenameshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5DQIp8sutA
>>692756551
>>692762516>Nintendo CappyBold name
>>692765820https://m.soundcloud.com/buurazu/the-yooka-laylee-rap-uncut
>>692767176lmao
>>692753218The gameboard tier was robbed.
>>692759360I need some Sonic accessories to go with my Sonic motherboard.Thinking action figures (it's in a case with a wraparound glass panel so you can see inside it from both the front and side).
>>692764270>Go into editor>move some barrels around one afternoon>BROS ITS TOTALLY WORTH 100 DOLLARS! THEY CHANGED SO MUCH!!!! THEY MODIFIED THE RATE YOU BURN SPECIAL METER FROM .2 TO .1 ITS SAVED!!!!
>>692767176does anyone have the one where the JT is voicing the paggie keeps on saying racist stuff and characters keep getting confused
>>692753967they confirmed Kazooie is always pregnant
>>692769143
>>692765489snoygger, this is a Playtonic game, not Nintendo
>>692746417MOMBROS WE ARE VINDICATED
>>692758157that's the problem, anonit was just "fine"after tons of media hype about how it was going to be THE NEXT BANJO KAZOOIE SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR MADE BY ORIGINAL RAREWARE DEVS the final game was just....."fine".
>>692746956I still think it's hilarious that there was so much fucking drama over this, when Jon's only involvement in the game was "voicing" a single character in one level in the entire game, and it was only unintelligible grunts and yells and you couldn't even tell it was him unless you listened really closely or checked the credits
>>692770237its less than fine, cereal mascot slop from the snes era had more soul. As it stands YookaLaylee looks like some Jeet made a killing selling Offbrand Banjo Kazooie models on the Unity store. Yooka and Laylee for example fucking suck on design alone
>>692768573>100 DollarsSource right fucking now
>>692746956/v/ whines about e-celeb threads but worships this fat faggot that doesn't even play video games or make videos about them
>>692745181I liked itIt was literally Banjo Threeie
>>692744583it's funny to think that they are going through something similar to the original gameyooka laylee was going to be on wii u after reaching its kickstarter goal, but because of the hardware they had to wait for its successor.the same thing is happening now with this remastered gamealso, since that day it's been almost 10 years....
>>692744583It's gonna piss me off when a game I loved, suddenly gets a bunch of threads and youtube videos about "HOW IT'S GOOD NOW" I literally liked it how it was, FUCK YOU.
>>692771114>less worlds than Tooie>less bosses than Tooie>less multiplayer content than Tooie>less unique characters than either Banjo game>worlds emptier than DK64 and Tooie combined>needed routine patches to put in basic "QoL" shit Kazooie had at fucking launchNo it wasn't, stop parroting this shit.
>>692771236>I literally liked it how it wasnigger the fucking game didn't even have pause music day 1 and the camera was worse than n64 games
>>692771236The games still not that good. I played it recently.
>>692756551>rays through a canopy lighting>the entire area is open with literally no large trees on the outer rim
>>692771526he says while defending a mediocre kids game
692771526oh, should've known you were shitposting when you said it was a game you loved
>>692748039>>692748234And what engine are they using now?
>>692756551Man that looks shit.
>>692746956correct, censor niggers don't deserve your money. simple as
>>692771509>driving>see sunshafts through dark clouds>aww inspiring pictureesque beauty>playing game>sunshafts in an open field, no clouds in the sky, and lensflare for some reason, looks cheap and retarded
>>692748234>>692771682It's still unity. They confirmed it on their YouTube page.
Word of the street is that Nintendo will reveal the new console on the 30th
>>692775472word on the street*
>>692744583I'll buy it if JonTron is in it.
>>692762516Hello new nintendo console logo
>>692775472>>692775526source
>>692773048Lol okay then. Unity is fine, dont think switching to unreal would help them. Godot would be a straight downgrade too. Game’s problems are about game design, stage and level design namely. The engine wasnt the problem
>>692744583>It's a remakelol and lmao
>>692775472Word on the street has been coping about an imminent reveal for months. If it doesnt happen October, chances are it doesnt happen until next year. Nintendo are probably scared to release a new console right now when the Yen is down, video game sales are slumping and people’s wallets are tight due to inflation.
>>692744583This just means that they're pledging to port it to the next system. I seriously doubt that they have a dev kit at this point.
>>692744583nintendo
>>692745660Seems like they removed the meter for the roll attack, which is a massive improvement already.
>>692761373>BigMode is also in trouble now that Animal Well wasnt a huge success and they dont have much else in the pipeam I in bizarro /v/ what the fuck are you on about
>>692771290>Yooka Laylee has less content than a n64 gameBanjo fans dodged a bullet.
>>692752159Who is Eric
Nintendo about to get their asses sued
>altered level design>better controls>a map>collectibles are placed in sensible locations to lead you around the map instead of being hidden like easter eggsare we back?
>>692776228no, it's a remaster
SWITCH 2 BABYYY
>>692778448>400k sales is a runaway hitStreets of rogue estimates a million sales with considerably less marketing and noone calls that a big hit
Wasn't there also footage of a Switch 2 game leaked recently?Anyone care to explain?
>>692746956That was fucking years ago how can you hold a grudge for this long?
>>692782367whar?
>>692746956>>692747581
>>692758081I thought he was racist about hispanics?
>>692755420Sega is releasing a new console?
>>692782460The Holocaust was 80 years ago...Jews still salty about that
>>692783837Announcement in 2025 or 2026"Nintendo will be stomped""Sega will curbstomp everyone"
>>692744583Wait, this is a remake of the first game? not a cleverly named sequel like Banjo Tooie was?
>>692744583It has that weird realistic lighting and textures with cartoony characters. I don't like it.
>>692758909*changes my name and releases more tempting-looking slop*nothing personal kiddo
>>692744583This looks like shit. I remember the original also looking like shit. Where's the difference?
>>692765773No it was not. It was a 0/10 and I say that without a hint of irony. The first world is unbelievably poorly design. Stop projecting your shit eating onto everyone else cuck
>>692765773>The first game was fine, cost sunk fallacy need not apply.I got a free humble key from a friend and I felt ripped off. It was pure garbo.
How big is the discount?
>>692758081He said more than that. Something about wanting to keep the country white. Funny enough, he himself isn't really white and his family migrated to the U.S.
>>692789115And Hitler wasn't German, Blond and 6 foot tall. Funny how that works.
>>692758081Destiny already got his karma when he dragged Jontron under the mud. He's cucked and divorced with regular meltdown spergs on Twitter. Even The Daily Wire laughs at him now.
>>692789635it was pretty nuts watching him get mollywhopped by Owen Shroyer of all people
>>692786617>nobody cares about the Switch 2delusional, take your fucking meds
>>692756551Gotta love how it's not even a 1:1 comparison, they literally zoomed in on the second screenshot. But that only made the ugly textures more noticeable.
>>692755420jesus christ whoever made that graph is a fucking idiot
>>692759251>Impossible Lair was pretty goodCame here to say this. Was free on Epic iirc don't know if it still is.
looks like shit
>>692744583HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS IT'S REAL
>>692778814Everyone who says mean (i.e. critical) things about Nintendo. As it so happens, apparently I am Eric too. Nice to meet you, anon.
Jontron needs to come back from the safe shillvoid and make a video dumping on these losers wtf are you doing re releasing this shitty game make a new game I would have bought a new game from this team if they showed they weren't so lazy and retarded
>>692778825...why?
>>692744583>replayleeOh jeez that's sad.>>692745181Banjo Kazooey has been a hot topic lately so they're desperate to try to earn some rent-money.
>>692745660>the first timeIt was a sequel to a series of games that were extremely popular, made by industry veterans.It wasn't a first time game at all.It was just a failure. It should be left alone.
THE WAGIESIN CAGIESWHO'LL SET THEM FREE
>>692744583Oh boy now I can play Flatipal Cashino in HD
>>692752159Uh-oh! Arthur meltie!
>>692744583>a portfitting
>>692803594still more games than pshart5
>>692744583those fire particle textures look really fucking bad
>>692803701Okay? Console players are retards
fucking grim if this is a launch title on your console
>>692758909So are you going to off yourself after one failure
>h-h-h-haha just kidding I'm totally not a snoy! all consoles are le bad!
>>692782460Simple. They asked him to Voice in their game in the first place.and then they removed him acting like what he said was wrong."Hey I don't want the same fucking Muslims my parents fled from coming to America and running trucks over children"It carried even more weight at the time after a slew terror attacks and disgusting behaviour by migrants.I agree with that 100% so if they're saying they don't want to associate with that view, then they don't deserve my "tainted" money.
>>692782460We hold long grudges lefty.
