Play her game.
Thanks for the informative, high value post
I will wait for anons to tell me if it's worth it or not
Come on man
>>693127348It's been surprisingly fun even though I'm a retard who can't into strategizingIt's free so I'd say just try it out, you can beat the tutorial in like 20 minutes
>>693126034New sex just dropped
>>693127437>tutorial for a card game is 20 minuteseither shit game design (assuming the player has an IQ of a rock) or it's way too convoluted, which is it?
>>693128067I think I just have shit perception of time if I'm honest, in any case it's just 5 levels to teach each of the game's mechanics, and then you have some optional extra training
>>693128351alright I'll give it a tryif I don't like it I'm coming for you!
>>693127368Nvm you can buy her with monkey money too, all is well and good
>200mb first updatehmmm>use email, google play or a linking code to login>pick google play>>>>google play has an error, try again latersorry lads, not this time
>>693128801Are you playing on your phone anon?
>>693126034I am playing it, it's some rancid dogshit if I've ever seen any.
>>693128917yesI don't care enough about dumb card games to get them on steam/my pcI only got that league of legends card game on my pc because of my retarded friends and only played it twice
The only good thing I got to say about the game is that the art for the MOAB classes looks cool.
>>693128958You wanna take this to the co-op room bro?
>>693129457If you wanna get son'd.
>>693129597PLPUXDWhy I oughtta!
>>693128798obyn looks fucking retarded in this
Enjoy your 200 damage turn 1
>>693129954Suffering builds character
>top decking super monkeyYou got your ass saved.
You feelin' that double BFB man??
>>693130434I'll eat those for breakfast soon enough...
>>693126034monkey clussy
TRIPLE BFB COMING IN HOT
>>693130959Call that double bfb now
W-what happens if we run out of cards?
>>693131148Straight to the druid room
Aw shit I think it's over
SAY GOODBYE, THE SUPER MONKEY CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW
I might have spoken too soon...
>>693131360Storm of arrows, please save me storm of arrows, storm of arrows save me... save me storm of arrows...
Aghhhhhh, so unluckyGg
LET'S GOOOOOOOO
>>693131657gg, tell me when you want a rematch 'cause that shit was fun
Did you guys see BTD5 got a new map? Pretty cool, except the map is kinda lame
>>693131740Alright let's goPLRSOE
Send another golden bloon, I fucking dare you
>>693132207Kek. Btw tack shooters attack on their own if they still got attacks left and it hits harder than using it yourself
You better hope you got a pink bloon or super monkey coming to save you
RNG GODSLET ME WIN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
FUCK, gg
DIEEEEEE
>Quincy unironically says "take the L" when you lose
>>693133358>unc can't handle the ohio rizz
>>693133405Are you the gyatt rizzler because you're from ohio? Or are you from ohio because you're the gyat rizzler?PLYDOU
Man the way you craft cards is confusing as hell.Whatever.
>>693133557> codeI'm the guy that can't play because google play is fucked have fun though
>>693133710>no PCSad.
>>693126034I can't get it, so sad
>>693133760I couldbut I don't care enough for card gamesI know for a fact I'm having more fun here shitposting than I would ever have playing it
>super monkey topdeck againMANI literally had you>>693134031It's not that great anyway, true. Fun to have duels though.
Rip, guess I didn't stand a chance with that hand of yours.GG
Insane deck I got, holy shit. gg
>>693133564Qrd?
>>693134087>It's not that great anyway, true. Fun to have duels though.I'll try to get it when I can and see how it plays and maybe beat some anon butt
>>693134323Seems like you get tokens when you win games (not against players or not in private games at least), tokens can be>bloon>advanced bloon>large bloon>basic power >advanced power>exotic power>primary tower>military tower>magic tower>support towerAnd every one is a different currency you get somehow, when you want to craft a card, you gotta use that token currency to craft it specifically.Oh and there's "universal tokens" you can use to fill in gaps when you lack tokens to create a card, I think you get these only from quests and $$$.
Alright, I'm tired so no more rounds for me, I'll have to think about whether I keep the game or uninstall it when I wake up tomorrow, it was fun to do private matches though.
>>693134623Cheers, thanks for playing. If you ever wanna do some matches again just post a code and I'll be there
I have a SAMSUNG J7 and I want to get BCS, when will they be compatible
Thoughts on the game's artstyle?
>>693135069It looks so damn ugly it's crazy.The monkeys just look so lifeless. The bloons look alright though.
>>693135069similar baby models to Bloons Pop
>>693135069In-game model looks nowhere near as cute at her artwork. Why is she making that face with her tongue? She doesn't do that in the artwork.
Just lost my first online matchHow do I recover?
Only if she looks like this
>>693136686Just wait 'till you hear her voice
>>693137016Crack
So is this the general purpose bloon thread or am I gonna have to make one before CT
>>693140773Sure, if this one survives until CT start then there's no reason not to use it
Man, I can already predict this is gonna end up like Battles 2 because of the unlock costs
>>693141804NK has been especially jewy with unlocks for a while in an attempt to force players to buy mtx, even in btd6
>>693126034I didn't really like how Bloons Tower Defense 4 added in-game purchases so I only play btd1 through 3
Co-op anyone? I can host
>>693144890I can do 1 (one) if it's btd6
>>693147127Another brick ImpoppablePOVWKC
>>693139407NK voice acting strikes again
gg
>>693148983GG, you going to bed?
>>693149076Yes, kinda late but didn't want to leave you hanging there
>>693149118Thank you lolHave a good sleep
monke
>>693150550Hmmmmm
This game looks really boring.
>>693154732cards games are boring in generalback to btd6
>>693154862Only card game I liked was pokeymans
>>693126034Would
>>693154558How is ISAB's video shilling?
>>693158607You forgot we’re on /v/>Posting video of game I don’t like?Shilling.
>>693158607Even if it isn't, it still has the same boring title style to play the algorithm. A shame ISAB does that shit, his videos are the best Bloons content by a lot.Hope he never does a face reveal so he doesn't begin putting his gaping mouth in every thumbnail...
>>693160635I think he has more dignity than that
>>693126034>HerInto the trash it goes.>>693127210
Did we end up beating island 5 on team A? I didn't really do much this boss rush.
>play card storm>it's shit>get back to farming candiesit's over
>>693164971If you log in it should say how far you got
>>693167535Oh I know, I just couldn't log in right now so that's why I asked.We probably didn't finish island 4.
>>693160635I cannot stand his faggot voice
>>693168389This but all the heroes voice actors and the scottish guy working at NK.
Hold up... is the content for Card Storm really just a 20 minute tutorial, 4 fights against Gwen and then a story locked behind the new hero?That's it?
>>693169993There's the online mode and duels against other anons
>>693170135Is it any good?
>>693170415Online mode, idk, it depends.But I was having a blast playing duels with other anon yesterday
>play online>get obyn player>they just stall like a faggot and get shields every turn and spam moab classes as i get bled to death by the map dealing damage every turn>every time i almost kill them they pull a shield spell that gives them +100 shieldvery fun
>>693170571Having a WHAT
Bloons FLOP Storm
Bloons PLAP Storm
>>693173714>>693175091Teehee
>thought you could play the new hero story if you just got the new hero but apparently you need to pay 8€ to play her adventurelmao, the grind is already atrocious to get cards and they're already paywalling shit even though there's 30 minutes of adventure mode content at best
>just bought every single halloween limited thingWhat now?
>>693176323What do you mean? Now we can finally play the game
>>693176492Oh yeah true... time to go grind maps... and maybe do the boss on ranked as well.
>>693126034
Take care of the bloom thread while I’m gone… I’ll see you all for CT later
>>693178290I'll think about it.Might just let it die.
>>693178290It will live.
>>693167590I killed island 4, then tried 5, the boss somehow started on the exit and went backwards towards the start (the bloons themselves spawned normally) and then I didn't even bother.
>release F2P card game>it has worse F2P progression speed than literally any other TCG client on the marketUnless you REALLY like monkey porn this is suicide for the game.
>still shitty towers on rotationZZZI got 3 T5's waiting in my unopened chests right now.
>>693178768ripbosses always start from the right side on that map for some reason and go left through the portal
Pat fusty looks so fucking retarded when he levels up, just keep the big nekkid monke ffs>>693179221Wait 2 hours
>>693179949Agreed, looks ugly as hell.
>>693179195It's probably going to End of Service in a year, two at most.
>>693183187I dunno, Battles 2 is still stumbling along
Not saying right now, but are we doing the boss?
>>693178290bump from page ten for (you)
>>693184663I don't mind doing it right now if you're down
>>693184663I dunno, haven't felt like doing bosses for a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1frUKDo_rkso what do we think of her
>>693187596Cutest monkey in the whole franchise
>>693187596She's kinda meh, but that's because the meta is still centered around quickly taking the opponent down, when more people get more expensive and rarer cards, she's probably going to be the best hero, but right now I think it's either Obyn or Gwen.Obyn takes the edge though, but Gwen might take the medal if they add more cards that inflict burn or work with burn.
>>693188352Enlighten me on the current meta anon, I wasn't there for any of the beta tester shit so I don't know anything
>>693188441Just rushing your opponent down before they get to do anything, really.Pink bloons are ridiculously OP, and when you take reinforce + other spells you can craft into account you can technically just one shot your opponent provided you have enough gold.Especially since not a lot of players use auto-defense towers, and even then they do peanut damage, you just rush with as much draw and cheap bloons as you can.Second option is playing the long game so you can spam big dick bloons and MOAB classes but that requires lots of cards you don't start with.
>>693187313SureNormal Blasta - RKESFO
>>693189774Great timing, just when I finished my cardstorm match
>>693189990Going to leave it for 5 minutes but don't really expect anyone else to joinSince the game is new I don't imagine an actual meta has developed but is the card game really aggro dominant already?
>>693169092>scottish guy working at NK.His accent is nice you’re just a burger who can’t understand him
>>693190140Ah, I'm probably the worst person to ask that 'cause I'm a complete retard and also never played a deckbuilder before, but it feels like it; The game I was talking about earlier, I beat it by constantly chipping my opponent's health down and saving up enough cards to take out his MOABs, and then when all his monkeys were reloading I overwhelmed him with stuff.Like I said, I'm not the smartest card player out there I literally forgot you had to build your own decks but I've been having fun just fucking around with no deeper thoughts or strategizing
>super monkey rotationYessiiir, time to open my chests.
Hehehhe
Is the game lagging a shitton for you too?
>>693192817Yeah, this seems to be NK shitting the bedAlso remember that no paragons, before the surprises hit in 15 rounds
>>693192890So what do you wanna try for tier 3 then? Ultraboosted supermines?
>>693193512Sounds good to meEither that, double MAD, flying fortressthere's a bunch of shit to doWe should technically make a temple too but what a pain
Ultraboosting a village only increases its range, by the way
>>693193995I am aware, but blasta reduces the range and it's 100% up on the ability now with the energizer anyways
gg frenWe're dead last again but I had fun
>>693195096I think it's bugged again and not showing everyone, odd that it cuts at 56 with only 15 minute timesWas cool, didn't think it would go down so fast with normal towers only even if it's normal
do i unlock etn or the orange jetpack bitch?
>>693195830Do you prefer baguettes or oranges?
>>693195830Etn, the jetpack hero sucks balls.
>>693191217>His accent is niceIt should be illegal to call what he was saying "English".
https://files.catbox.moe/mlf8rr.png
>7.99 euros to play the amelia adventureThese niggas thing it's Hearthstone Naxxramas.
>>693198370NICE
>>693199092At least with NAXX IS OUT you could buy it with ingame currencyMan I miss old hearthstone
>already found cheats to unlock every card, cosmetic and hero in Card StormAlright, who wants to duel me real quick?
>>693198370>milf eaterWhat did catbox mean by this?
>>693200932Milf Sauda is next after Loli Sauda
>>693198370god sauda is a fucking slut
>>693200765>Getting flagged in a game where you can only play multiplayer
>>693202947>thinking I'm doing this on my main accountLol. I'll cheat every day every night on BTD6 since the cheats are safe there, but I'll just use an alt until they got safe tables for Shart Storm.
>>693203039>Having to cheat on a kids' game
>>693203586Yes sir, that's me.
>>693187596i think she looks like she fucks human men
>>693126034>Does a magic trick>Pulls her own ass and pussy out of her hat>Mating press the hat-presented holes while she loses composure.Magic monkey...
>>693198370that's fucking me on the right
>>693187596hair reveal, sexooooooo
>>693204996Imagine being one of the dumbasses that decide to shell out 9$ to get her.They'll cash out and use her and get clapped by Quincy and Gwen players because they didn't realize that hero needs expensive and rare cards to work at all.
>>693205135Then they shell out for the expensive cards tooDevilish, NK
>>693204996Forgive me but that hair kinda makes her look like a granny kinda
>can't play adventure or online on card storm rnoh well, to td6 it is
We should stop being so negative about this gameI still think Ninja Kiwi did a fantastic job monetizing this game, and I don't agree with a lot of the negativity people are expressing about it. Above all, I wish people could be more positive about this game. It's a new venture for NK, and if we want to see more (that includes improvement), we should be supportive of it. With both community support and financial support.Thank you for a great game, Ninja Kiwi.
>>693198370UUOOOH!!
anyone here miss Striker Jones
>>693206639Not really.
GOD QUINCY'S VOICE BECAME SHIT
>start entering random words on coupon codes in card storm>Code Gift not Found on repeat>write spooky>CodeErrorAppHmm?
>>693206432You don't need to sign your posts at the end, we're supposed to be anonymous here.
>>693207442Ninja Kiwi could never, if they sent one of their social media wranglers here their brains would instantly melt
>>693204106i think you might be right
>hero skins have their owns tats trackedWhat the fuck
>>693204996quick, some drawfag needs to fix her hair
>>693208234well yeah i track how many times i cum on each of sauda, jiangshi sauda, and viking sauda's big fat tats
>>693204996Oh no no, look at the top of his head
we got any codes to redeem for free shit in card game or what
>>693208501Try code "SEXO" for the hidden Amelia cutscene
>>693208501Only guys that played in the beta access, they get Necromancer, ZOMG and some other shit.
>>693187330Haven’t wanted to do bosses since that fucking no paragon elite phayze on in the loop
ux for the game is a bit shit innit, its really awkward to grasp whats going on at first
Anyone else can't play Card Storm right now or just me?They're only letting me do some of the tutorial stages and that's it.
Is Admiral Brickell in this game? This is important.
>>693210264NoAmelia sounds just like her though
>>693210264Nope
>>693208282Bad monkey, no more hair for you.
>>693212939fuck, that got me
>>693212939it'll grow back Ame, i'll punish the bullies for you don't you worry
>>693212939>she unlocked CALVO What's her powerlevel?
>>693212939That expression of pain genuinely makes me feel bad for her, how could you, you monster
>>693212939...wait a minute, that's not a headTHAT'S A BLOON
None of you are playing Card Storm...
Anyone up for a cardstorm duel?
>>693216463I’d like to but I can’t play any game mode since 1-2 hours ago, always get stuck on the loading before being sent against a player.>>693216452Lol
>>693216638Weird, I started an online match just now and it's working for me. Hope it works out for you
>>693216452>>693216463Now kiss you two
>>693198370good job!I also doodled loli sauda recently https://files.catbox.moe/7c67xe.pngthere needs to be more
>>693217651Nice
Anyone have the ct relic map yet?
>>693219436Was out almost a week ago
>>693219726I fucking hate dataminers so much bros
>>693217651based as fuck. nice
>>693219776I wouldn't even call these dataminers, the data is publicly released by NK themselves.I feel you though
is that box of monkey or marching boots right in front of yellow?
>>693220518Box of Monkey
>>693220518Box of monkey has 1 monkey with a +1 on itMarching boots has 2 monkeys
>you don't get exp if the opponent surrendersBehead whoever the retard was that did the a-okay on this shit.
damn yellow gets some nice relics right in front of them, then.red gets absolutely fucked hope we don't get that
>>693221117I'd rather be red than pink or green to be fairRed is still very close to yellow so you can still grab those relatively fast
>>693221394not only is red lacking close relics but there's also fuck all for banner tiles nearby so you can't even grab those on the way to the relics for early point gain
Damn it, we're green
>Flanked by two AFKsGood stuff. But don't get cocky because Red and Yellow are still a thing.
>>693223857Not just two AFK, the shells of two global leaderboard teams
C-boys, how fucked are you?
>>693224270We got purple.
>send a ticket to NK>reply 'nvmd I fixed it'>the guy replies 20 min later ""no problem :)"Kek, they're giant dorks. I like it.
who finna tryna play card storm
>>693225103no one its already dead
>>693225103RMEDAE
>>693225187Bro, your contested territory?
When is the new Boombot game?
>>693225248erm i dont play CT.....im not on any of the teams..............
>>693225103Sorry contested territory takes priority over this crap.
Carpet of Spikes or Master Bomber for Phayze?
BROS...... HE BOUGHT
>>693226368Oh no no
>>693226368It's possible he's been playing all day and got enough MM to unlock her
CT?
>>693226647What about it?
>>693226680Current state?
>>693226614Ehh, highly doubt it unless he somehow got all these achievements like "win 100 games, get level 20 with this hero" by turbo neeting and never bought anything else.
Current state
>>693226802It's hasn't even been an hour manAnyway, if someone could start moving into that cluster of relics and banners near the center of the map that'd be wonderful
I wish there was a community like this for social deduction games. just a bunch of circlejerkers praising each others's loads and having funI love push the button but don't have anybody to play it with
>>693227513Blue and Pink won't be playing, they don't have any members. Yellow is only 11/15.Our opponents this CT will be Purple and Red.
>>693227632Yellow has some really good medals though, keep an eye on them
>>693227632kinda nice that the afk teams are right on our flank for once so we should have some breathing room at the start before niggas start chasing us down to try and gangbang
>>693227632Holy shit the dream is real.Top 25 possible?
>>693217651https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8B_a0ZHNj8
>>693227810whenever I walk into a room this starts playing
>>693227513This is Alch Touch if I'm not completely stupid.GET IT
>>693228239Graphic design is my passion
>>693228354Thanks :3
TACK SHOOTER MONKEY IS REAL
>>693228443Deepest lore
>>693227804>Top 25 possible?We are currently #8.WE ARE ON TRACK LADS
>I mark to grab alche touch>dude goes for the tile underneathI mean... alright I guess.
>>693229034fuck you
These tiles are pretty nasty. Its like they're set up to be as unfun and hard as possible.
>>693227513>cheesingthealgorithm aren’t they the faggots who are top 3 every other week? I think you might be fucked A
>>693230247They have Global Rank 1 medals.But I think we don't have to worry this time ;)
>>693230247Would be funny if they just dedicated the entire CT to just fucking them over.
he's so cute......
>>693231159This card's straight up ass.
What's our hero skins loadout looking like bros
>>693232410Standard skins only.I'm not a faggot, thanks.
>>693232410I only really use the standard skins.
>>693232757How do you stand base etienne>>693232410Also C-Team where should I use my last ticket, it's my first CT
>>693232976Grab a relic, any of them.
>Opponent replaces his super monkey with a dart monkeyDude I love this game
>>693233517>Dude I love this gamewhy
Welp.I'm off to bed, time to see if the thread survives the night or if it's gonna die in about 30 to 40 replies.Surely a decent surprise update for Shart Storm tomorrow.
>>693235398Stop calling it that, that's nasty
>Literally going around the good relicsIs yellow just fucking stupid?
>>693237092I've stared at this for a couple minutes trying to think of any possible reason to do this and can't come up with anything outside of it maybe being too hard a map for the person who was capturing?like a dickass tower lineup with a bad map or something
Fucking daylight savings, CT started an hour earlier than I thought
>>693237550hop in man, we are going to the top 25
>>693237092That's art
>>693237769Was going to take relics but if the board is like this I guess I'll take the 3 banners I can
only took me 3 hours of playing carb storm to start figuring out how the game works on a more than mechanical level and implementing strategyfun game
>>693237906Do it man. I have a good feeling
>>693237092yeah but like... relics/banners need you to go above round 60
>>693128798I'll never understand the BTD approach of "MTX are there, but genuinely fucking useless"Aren't most of the cosmetics in BTD6 a trophy shop thing?
>>693239639I don't understand what you're actually trying to talk about.
>>693239639They're not that jewish, which is pretty nice in the year of our lord MMXXV
>>693230247They are inactive, it’s the remnant of the team they used last ct, this ct they move to another team to face n00bs
>>693240909How's the weather in the future, mister Titor?>>693241369I am shaking in my boots
>>693241493Careful or that guys gonna solo the map:^)
>>693241617The Randy's retirement team is the same btw
i refuse to give a shit in any CT until we get a better name, team c.
>>693241995Any suggestions?
>>693242352no.
>>693243373Great
>>693242352apestein's island
SAS5 better be good.
>>693245089They made 4 of those? I only know about SAS Zombie Assault TD
>>693243847seconding>>693242352 make it so
>>693247620I’m not making the team a fucking Epstein reference unless you get Ghislaine Maxwell to titfuck me
>>693250263too bad it wins by defaultthe other alternative is making team d causae i need a fuckn king with some hair not some naked pink hooman
I feel so undignified now
pop bloonswhy?funy
>>693251040I changed it what do you thinkHow long until I get banned
Current state for C-Team?You guys were so cocky last time
>>693254306i liked third division chan more :(>>693254907we're off to a pretty good start
>>693160635>it still has the same boring title style to play the algorithm.I mean, he used her actual title for the video. I don't know what else you'd want him to use.
>>693256786I also like 3rd div.
