>literal humiliation ritualhttps://files.catbox.moe/ivszot.mp4Jesus, this makes Andromeda look like a masterpiece of subtlety.
>>693292628Bro this costume design fucks me up, is there even a term to encapsulate this onions way of designing characters?
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You know you fucked up when even SkillUp dunks on you
>>693292628What am I supposed to be mad at?
>>693292628>https://files.catbox.moe/ivszot.mp4You need to drop and give me 20 barves for making me watch this.
>>693293686punished for misgendering
>>693293686Nothing, r/gamingcirclejerk user. We’re mocking this slop, which will be another flop for the pile in a couple days.
>>693292628I am definitely not the target audience for this game. I will not buy this. Thank you.
She's going to play DA4, witness this and wonder why the fuck Westerners are so pathetically weird, it's so shameful.
>>693293586Soi Fantasy
>>693293686Nothing. Secure your CE right away.
>>693293912Their going for that Concord audience:
>>693293686Puahahahahahahahh
>>693293686You losing the culture war.
>>693293686Chuds losing their minds over LGBT people existing. Ignore this BS.
>>693292628>this is what trannies actually believe
>>693293686Cis heteros being mad the video games aren't made from them anymore.
>>693294102is the war in the room with us right now, anon?
>>693294183Enjoy the game, homo bro. But I personally will be passing on this.
>>693294196No, it's doing podcasts.
>>693294104“Losing their minds” trannylates to “not purchasing this slop and laughing at its failure”, for those wondering.
>>693294104LGBT people are walking inconsistencies with the ego, entitlement and privilege to think they can whimsically define anything as the want with the spite to then punish people for not playing alongevery LGBT person is evilyou can only engage in LGBT ideology if you evil
>>693292628no really who writes this shit have they been locked up in a windowless room and only have online access for the past 20 years?
>>693294307Yeeeeah nah you're losing your minds lol
>>693294183Just the flops.
>so what kind of look do we want for our hispanic style character?>uhhhhh I dunno, make her look like a samba dancer but also give her a corsair hat or something, I dunnoHow is this not racist?
>>693294405>Yeeeeah nah you're not purchasing this slop and laughing at its failure lolCorrect.
The only humiliation ritual I see is you vpoltards getting mad over this crap selling.>Verification not required.
>>693294403Xhe has also never done a good push-up.
>>693294442Image needs updating
>>693294341LGBT people are leading much more fulfilling lives than 4chan incels lmao
>>693294540I often get mad when woke slop fails horribly like it has been all year. Please keep doing it to truly show me.
>>693294575I already forgot this existed.
>>693294442It's a shame asscreed delayed until next year.
>>693294575dear lord how brain dead are game companies now to look at this and think it'll sell
>>693294592If you need to compare yourself to imagined 4chan incels to make yourself feel better, you’re not doing so hot.
>>693294592>LGBT people are leading much more fulfilling lives than 4chan incels lmao>will literally suicide if they go a single day without being showered in validationdoesn't seems to be all that fulfilling to me
>>693293942I don't know man. Even found something positive to say about Sera and Octavia.
Grummz
>>693292628Everyone is so obnoxiously quirky that it feels like a parody
>>693294719they don't need to sell anymoreit's all meta-capitalism now: BlackRock and States, they can do as they incestuously please since they own trillions and credit.
>>693294592you kill yourselves and each-other way more than anyone
>>693292628Why are their heads so fucking big?
Troonies trooning out hard in Failguard threads because they know how shit it is and how tired the population is of their unrestrained mental illnesses LOL
>>693295181KEK!!!
>>693292628This game won't flop though. Definitely selling a couple million copies. While it won't be a BG3 success, the people who got into fantasy rpgs from BG3 will get Veilguard.
>>693294775>>693294987LGBT is not just T, LGB are doing just fine and many of them are famous artists or musicians, e.g. Freddy Mercury or Tchaikovsky
>>693295003They wanted to make Destiny feel seen.
>>693292628imaging having to tiptoe over eggshells all the time because your "friend" have mommy issues and use muh pronouns as a coping mechanism instead of fucking talking about it, no wonder these people are terminally online, nobody wants to do anything with them in the real world because they are fucking exhausting
>>693295239>the people who got into fantasy rpgs from BG3 will get VeilguardSo BioWare will kill the WRPG genre again?
>>693295248>died of AIDs>died of cholera
>>693292628The voice acting is dreadful.
>>693295248as> each-otherI meant the L but I guess >>693295368 is right, it's also the G
>>693294575>we want to make a game with a minority female lead>should we make her hot?>nah, let’s make her as bland as possibleI’ll never understand them. Attractive characters could literally solve race relations.
>>693295367Actually BG3 will kill the WRPG genre, because every studio will learn the wrong lessons from it, as usual. They will copy the dating sim part and think they can half ass the gameplay portion, thus create slop that will inevitably fail. Thus BG3 will be more responsible for reviving and killing the genre more than Veilguard ever will.
>>693292628we exist, deal with ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRXc_-c_9Xc
>>693295803Ok, I’ll deal with it by not buying your game and watching it flop with the others.
>>693295803https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxLAxhhZwGo&t=173s
>>693295803You exist in the same way drug dealers do or the way anyone engaging in willfully-chosen degenerate behaviors do. We will stop you soon enough and restore society.
THEY STILL HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DO FACIAL ANIMATION AND SYNC THE MOUTHS HOLY FUCK
>>693296136>>693296350>>693296383stay in your room chuds, there's people actually making something of their lives
>>693293586Shrek
>>693292628is that water? what the fuck is up with the Skyrim tier graphics
>>693292628The tranny power fantasy is to see popular peoplesubmit prostate themselves in front of the troon in public
>>693292628Everything about this game is 100% embarrassing.It's like that episode in Saint Seiya, with Virgo, except one of the worlds he sends people to is tumblr fanfiction materialized.
>>693293586>>693293950Fantasoi
>>693296641Yeah, making slop for nobody but the investors. What a wonderful existence.
that arm.. and why does everything look like a set piece? nothing looks like it blends together at all. it's all so uncanny
>>693293950It's not that at all.
>>693292628>"some people mess up and make it [the apology] all dramatic, they make it about them">did a dramatic as fuck push-up apology ritual that caught everybodys attention in the room and proceeds to explain how much better she specifically is at apologizing than most people are
>>693294592They're killing themselves en masse because once you've cut your dick off for a fetish what else are you going to do?
>>693297123I would genuinely feel so embarrassed if someone started doing pushups in an attempt to apologize.
The asian elf might be the ugliest character in video game history
>>693292628ME2 was pretty good. Good balance between story line and character chatter/mingle which was required to up the stakes for the suicide mission. But some off topic dialogs in ME2 already felt way out of place. Clips I see from this game are ridiculous, it's like some sitcom at this point, fan service slice of life, friend simulator where you hand out with your digital friends. I guess Citadel DLC is to blame for all this gat shit
>>693292628this... this isn't a gamethis is a preachy conversation one of the """writers""" had on twitter after sipping the gender identity politics for at least half a year
>>693292628Does anything happen in this game but elementary grade level dialogue about trannys? Fucking lmao
>>693293686>tfw I didnt get it eitherI know im supposed to be mad at something but I could not for the love of god figure out what was going on with awful writing
>>693292628>https://files.catbox.moe/ivszot.mp4This game is the fantasy version of Saints Row reboot. Whats the fantasy version of 'Student Debt'?I swear every game with Leftist writing comes off like a bad Sitcom full of gay peopleFuck it's weird
>>693297567The writing in the game is extremely childish. Everyone must be happy and friendly and encouraging to one-another. Fighting within the party is forbidden.
that's all well and good, but can you fuck the tranny in their bussy? are there sex scenes at all?
Is reality even real anymore?
>>693294104You should ignore it, instead of writing entire scenes about fucking pronouns in a FUCKING FANTASY GAME YOU FREAKGET A FUCKING LIFE YOU GAY OBSESSED WEIRDO
>>693297123it's 100% the kind of shit you'd see some fat bitch hork about on tumblr or twitter"oh, allies are just such self-centering fragile pissbabies. they'll do something problematic and make it aaaaall about how apologetic they are and how hard they're trying, caring little for the repercussions and the feelings of the peoplx they've hurt in the process"
>>693293686>>693297630>fellow gamers.. I know I’m supposed to be heckin mad and toxic like we incel chuds always are but I just can’t figure out what I’m supposed to be absolutely fuming over!!
>>693292628This pisses me off so much. Not because it's so fucking gay and lame but because the game gives you no option to push back on it at all. Call BG3 woke, but at least you can actually roleplay and disagree or tell your companions off when they're being retarded faggots. Even get several chances to murder many of them if you don't like them enough with full cutscenes of the deed. Can also just kill them anytime naturally though gameplay and the game goes on. Meanwhile Dragon Age your only roleplay option is to nod respectfully at these shitty obnoxious characters.
>>693294183They're made for no one that's the problem, they're made solely so the devs can pat each other on the back as the Studio goes underOh well, happy to at least know everyone associated with this game will be losing their job
>>693298149nigger I think the game sucks too. my point was that the troon shit is bad, but the writing is so much worse that I couldn't even decipher the troon shit on first glance.
>>693292628haha phew i sure am glad we embraced diversity so we could be exposed to all these enriching and unprecedented experiences and viewpoints that a team of heteronormative cis white male chuds could never even consider
>>693294575People were too hard on this game, it's probably really mediocre, but it looks good in comparison to THEY/THEM-AGE
>>693297123>>693298141Everything about sjw is being performative as possible, thst's like the entire ideology if you can even call it one.
dragqueen age
>>693292628Isabela is still extremely hot. She's going to be the Leliana of this game -- an old character who mogs the entire cast. How can people even say that they don't make these new characters ugly intentionally when they keep old characters hot? Just imagine how much fap material we'd have if BioWare stuck with their DA2 sensibilities and didn't go woke.
>>693295003This is a Psy-op to distract from the fact that Leftists can't write and need to GTFO of the industry
>"Hey Vergil, your portal opening days are over. Give me the Yamato.">"So...">Gets up from chair>"... I'm non-binary."
>>693292628Can you imagine what kind of mentally ill psychopath wrote and approved this?Holy shit
>>693294183Oh I have plenty of shit to play from this year. This game wont be one of them.
>>693295239>the people who got into fantasy rpgs from BG3 will get Veilguard.I thought BG3 was successful because it was good? Anyone who became a fan of good RPGs wouldn't touch this game
>>693294719The suits have zero connection to their customers and actually believe the diversity consultants and liberal market analysts.
>>693293686Normal human beings do not talk like this.
>>693297567Shitty repetitive combat and dialogue that would make even MCU fans shake their head.
>>693295289Then she goes on about how people who 'say sorry' are just making it about themselves after she went on a 5 minute display of doing pushups and shitHow can these people have zero self-awareness? It's astonishing, and I have autism and am socially awkward but these people would have me come off like James Dean
>>693293686nothing retard, you're supposed to point and laugh
Why is the audio syncing so fucking atrocious? Every clip I've seen looks like it's a dub because they don't match at all.
>>693297694everything written by lgbt people feels like it was written with the gay asshole from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3h6es6zh1c
>>693298471if she's not wearing a sexy outfit in the boxart I'm not giving it a chance
>>693292628why is the MC covered in blood, does he not take a bath ever
>>693295803They can exist without us needing to acknowledge they exist every two fucking secondsI exist, but am lucky to get a 'happy birthday' on my birthday, but you don't see me constantly crying about it
>>693296641Jesus that headline lmao.> the game might sell because the paid journalist are saying niceness.
>>693294786"She has a half orc boyfriend" Was that suppose to be positive?
>>693296581Reported to HR
>>693294575Square Enix really is so cooked a little bit of ESG jew money and they tank their whole corp
>>693294719>think it'll sellThey had a whole extended universe going too. It's completely insane
>>693294575She looks like she's about to shovel horse shit in a barn somewhere not save the world gee I wonder why no one bought it
>>693299106>writers write with their own experiences as a basis>these people's whole lives revolve around their gender>thus this is all they can write about
>>693297101Damn, Majima looks like THAT
>>693296641Holy fuck that headline is pure distilled cope this is gonna be great
>>693299301Anon that was Scamco
>>693294575reminder that we're just getting started. The last games showcase event was like 80-90% screaming brown women at the screen. So there's a lot more of this to come.
>>693297302If Taash was real it be this moment they come to their senses on how much a faggot they've been, then find a new group of friends who aren't a bunch of spineless cowards and will hold her to a certain standardIts why the character doesn't say anything and just looks down
>>693297101i've seen better rigging from elder scrolls mods.
>>693297747But what if one of them had a Chud belief? Then they'd be dehumanized and spat on
>>693297123uh, can you stop analyzing this sensationalist piece of propaganda? thanks
>>693292628Like even if you are liberal and misgender somebody you just say sorry and move on I dont get it
>>693299759Yikes, oof, well that escalated. Like, can you not?
I would've assumed everyone learned their lesson after the second game and dropped this shit like a bad habit, but I guess not.
>>693299838It's about trying to groom kids into treating trannies like gods so they can molest them in the future.
>>693299209happy birthday in advance>>693299263Reminds me of the ceo quote from Ubisoft, where he talks about having really good reviews that signal the game will do well, but get poor sales, kek. Completely detached from reality.
Taash:>"My mom is mad because I act more like a boy."Back in my day we called that being a tomboy and chicks retained their feminine traits
>>693292628THAT ANIMATION MOUTH DOES NOT CORRELATE WITH THE VOICE, WHY THE FUCK ARE SO FUCKING LAZY THESE FAGGOTS DEVS HOLY SHIT
PLEASE FORGIVE ME XIR FOR I HAVE SINNED AGAINST THE GREATER GOOD I WILLBE A GOOD GOY AND NEVER MISGENDER XER AGAIN
>>693300038It’s such a weird worldview they have. Like they hate traditional gender roles but as soon as a kid has interests that tend to belong to the opposite sex, it must be that they’re “really a boy” or “really a girl”. Feminine boys and masculine girls have always existed. Saying there are two sexes/genders isn’t saying that there’s only two kinds of people. People have literally confused their personality and temperament with the immutable characteristic of their gender.
Why is the elf Asian?
>>693300995I dunno but if she were hot I wouldn’t care.
>>693292628I hope this picks up and people start exercising in front of these freaks while sarcastically shouting about how sorry they are.
Literally an attention whore.
>>693292628This shit turns Pillars of Eternity games into masterpieces.
>>693298983There are no humans in that video, or on the dev team for that matter
>>693292628I think it's funny also the barv bitch is hot
>>693293950Fantasectomy.
So lefties are okay with self-flagellation?over pronouns?
How's your contribution to the cause going, nazibros?
>>693302154liberals*
>>693292628If you had shown me this 10 years ago, I would've sworn that it's a parody or something. Leftoids are absolutely insane.
>>693294442I stopped watching Doctor Who after Capaldi. I don't believe it could get any worse after the female Doctor. How bad is it flopping now?
>>693298635>Isabela is still extremely hot. She's going to be the Leliana of this game -- an old character who mogs the entire cast. How can people even say that they don't make these new characters ugly intentionally when they keep old characters hot?are you actually blind or only pretending? did you see what they did to her tits?
>>693302309i'm ready to do nothing.
>>693292628what does a scene like this is supposed to convey? is it meant to be funny, satire, societal commentary or what? I really don't get it surely isn't entertaining
>>693293686Nothing. You can tell the incels on this board have never had a conversation with a real person. It's completely normal for people to have consideration for the identity of their companions.
>>693303101Bait used to be believable.
>>693293686That you should go back to r/imafuckingfaggotpleasefuckmyface
>>693303084It's supposed to show you that if you don't agree with trannies, apologies are not enough. Yo need to humiliate yourself or youre a bigot.That's why every self-insert mental illness exists. They need to feel power and get validated automatically.
>>693302485and that's the point of it allyou don't think it's a parody nowthe frog is being boiled
>>693303185>Be considerate of your friends>>DURRRR THATZ BAIT HAHAHAA I HAVE NO FRIENDS KEKEKEKEK
>>693294104Concord lost
>>693303185there are a few dedicated spammers here who think they will change people's minds by being their obnoxious selves, probably because it works on the children they groo- i mean pinkpill
>>693303805Being considerate would mean not entertaining their mental illness.
>>693292628why is it so bad I'm literally a tranny and this is fucking terrible. There's other lines where they talk about "non-binary people" and it sounds like a fucking HR meeting. Couldn't even put a fantasy spin on it>inb4 ywibbie fwiippie
>>693292628by her logic, she also gave a half assed apology because she didn't do 10 push-ups.The fuck did I just watch? Animations are awful.
>>693303101They look like people to you?
>10 pushups>You sweat a littleDo trannies really think 10 pushups is more meaningful/harder than sincerely apologizing? Lmao
>>693294719gamers have been asking for a poc female mc for years
>>693303805Bait used to be believable.
>>693303894>>693303820Being trans isn't a mental illness. It's existed in human society for thousands of years. Being a sociopath who doesn't care about their friends is a mental illness.
>>693303805To be fair I doubt I would have friends either if I had a meltdown every time someone didn't call me "they".
>>693303887To be honest I knew it was over the moment journoscum started referring to the game as Mass Effect 5 and not 4
>>693304235Bait used to be believable.
>>693292628>https://files.catbox.moe/ivszot.mp4wtf this shit should be spread around on every normie forum lmao
>>693292628i keep seeing clips of this freak, but dont bioware games allow you to choose your companions? why are people willingly choosing the tranny as a companion? are companions forced into your team in this game or something?
>>693303894Nonono. If i tell you I feel like a woman who likes women but I want you to call me by a word that doesn't exist becuase that's my pronoun you HAVE TO DO IT or youre a bigot. It's not mental illness it's simple biology, everyone knows the 48 genres discovered in the human genome already.
>>693294786>sera>her clothes are cutethat's just the japanese woman's way to say she's ugly
>>693303084It's social commentary from the part of a trans HR professional to xir soft in the head liberal allies who are mentally children. Xey call it "being a good person". It involves validating the identity of people, meaning what they identify as rather than what they are, with special treatment like they're little children because these strong brave tough wonderful people might become mentally ill and crumble to pieces if oppressed by calling them something so terrible as... other pronouns.It's not just a social nicety and being kind to someone, go the extra mile, and make it xe law!
>>693304337No, this is not one of those. You are stuck with the same party all game, you have 2 chapters to decide if they die or not but you HAVE to do this questhttps://www.powerpyx.com/dragon-age-the-veilguard-all-quests/
>>693304235>Being trans isn't a mental illnessYes it most certainly is. Literal slaves and people waiting to die in concentration camps killed themselves less often than trannies.
>>693292628This is so fucking embarrassing.
>>693304235You need help.
>tendies brigading against yet another game because its not being ported to their leapfrog tabletGetting tired of this rerun.
>>693304337>he expected roleplaying in a roleplaying game in 2024Kek freaking W m8
>>693304235>Being trans isn't a mental illness.>cuts his dick
>>693304140I mean have you seen them?
>>693304394>become mentally illlol what? You are describing a mental illness.
>>693302860No one is watching it. Literally no one.
>>693304314why is everyone so fucking ugly
>>693304635Uh-uh working means he's not dilating. Careful bro, that wound will close if you don't put some plastic shaft in it.
>>693292628Someone made a video of all the Cringe interactions with the "Trash" character, but EA took it down by Copyright strike: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYzTNy1y7KUDefinitely don't look at or share any of these ahead of their Big Game Launch tomorrow, EA wouldn't want that."Nobody likes being a woman" (Ultra Cringe): https://streamable.com/amyr4e"I can't even be a woman right" Parts 1-3: https://streamable.com/gx8dqk https://streamable.com/t9bnv7 https://streamable.com/25xxxz"Kay Bye" Parts 1-2: https://streamable.com/851l5g https://streamable.com/0bxhw8"Ready to talk to my mother about who I really am" Parts 1-2: https://streamable.com/baey9r https://streamable.com/and3nd"So I'm non-binary" (Top Cringe) Parts 1-2: https://streamable.com/3vux4h https://streamable.com/7xzuvf"The Dragon King" Parts 1-2: https://streamable.com/3s2wso https://streamable.com/4enth1"Pulling a Bharv" (Giga Cringe) Parts 1-3: https://streamable.com/m3b7rv https://streamable.com/4elqwu https://streamable.com/osj0aw"You Smell Good": https://streamable.com/jf8cs5
>chuds owned>Kamala vote mailed >neo-vagina lubricated >weekend freed there's nothing you can do to stop me from enjoying fighting fantasy Trump
>>693292628having to interact with people like this must be so exhausting holy fuck
>/v/ will unironically buy this because they loved the first gameI know you retards can't stick to your principle
the only thing this game will show to normies is that trannies are mentally retarded. why do they always end up owning themselves.
>>693294442Are we talking billions in losses already thanks to lgbt horseshit? Must be close to a billion in losses in that picture alone thanks to that or lgbt devs being incompetent.This is a genuine question, im seriously curious how much this shit is costing the industry before the bigwigs realize that the consumers dont want it
>>693304793Because beautiful characters are unrealistic. Everyone (in our very very small world of mentally ill and people completely unaware of their own disgusting presence) knows that unrealistic depictions of beauty make mentally ill and deranged people suffer because it's unrealistic.
>>693292628You can't even mock this shit, it's too cringe to mock.>use the right pronouns by mistake>apologize by doing 10 pushups while telling a shitty story using modern zoomer lingo about pulling a "Barv">proceed to use the wrong pronouns but claim they're correct because mental illnessThis is what happens when your writers haven't read any real books. BG3 writing is Shakespeare by comparison.
>>693304894Also, don't share the whole 30 minutes of "non-binary" pandering cutscenes.https://files.catbox.moe/3im089.mp4
Remember, the troons are out in full defense mode because of the $10m study that proved puberty blockers cause irreparable harm with no benefits, a huge blow to their propaganda. No more "trusting the science", chuds.
>>693305028Last Dragon Age I played was 2 and it was so shit I stopped playing Bioware games altogether
>>693293686>Contrarian tranny at it again
>>693305217Yeah I’m sure that study wasn’t biased or disingenuous at all
>>693304793game director is tranny so characters can't be pretty
>>6933051794chan rants justifying porn of underage anime girls are Shakespeare by comparison. There's absolutely not a single redeemable quality to the writing.
>>693304894>that first clipWhat the fuck.
>>693292628>https://files.catbox.moe/ivszot.mp4jesus christ I puked a little in mouth.
>>693305334Your side tried to block it from ever coming to light, LMAO.
>>693292628Chuds complaining about an optional companion quest. Hilarious.
>>693296641hahahah, literally giving it away. that's why you're seeing inflated steam key redeems but miserable console sales.https://thatparkplace.com/as-mounting-evidence-points-to-poor-sales-bioware-partners-with-nvidia-to-give-dragon-age-the-veilguard-away-for-free/
>>693304337Being a tranny is not a choice CHUD
>>693292628i want to fuck the brown one
>>693292628>"misgenders" someone>makes the apology everything about herself pottery
>>693304894Yeah, this should be everywhere, especially that part that teaches the kids how to tell their parents they are trans persons. Parents would love to buy their children this game.
>>693304140Apologizing is the hardest thing for a narcissistic mentally ill faggot.
>>693305394Every time I read about this game I feel like I'm being forced to watch some Disney kids show kind of shit
>>693292628This quote is directly from the IGN 9/10 review, by the way>And while we've been asked by the devs not to spoil specifically who I'm talking about here, as a non-binary person myself, Veilguard includes some of the most authentic representation of coming to terms with gender stuff – and having to navigate your family's reaction to it – I've seen yet in a game. It doesn't feel like an after school special or like I'm being pandered to. It's quite well-handled, and finding out that the writer for this character is non-binary themselves did not surprise me at all.
>>693305749>as a non-binary person myselfit's like he want his review to be trashed by other people
>>693293942>She has a half orc boyfriendDoes this nigger even play the games he claims to love.
>>693305028It's free
>>693292628What happened to her Isabela's tits? She used to be stacked
>>693304894>https://streamable.com/amyr4ehow is this real
>>693304260Andromeda was a sequel to 3 though
>>693305582>THEY'RE GIVING THE GAME AWAY FOR FREE!GIVING IT AWAY!THEY CANNOT SELL TRANNYGUARD!SO THEY'RE BUNDLING IT WITH GEFORCE NOW!HOLY FUCKING KEK!THEY LITERALLY HAVE TO GIVE IT AWAY!ANOTHER TROONDOGGLE!ANOTHER TRANSTASTROPHE!ANOTHER HE-SHE-OAH!
FUUUCK THE DREAMS OF BIG MEAN QUNARI WOMEN ARE FUCKING OVERNOW EVERYONE IN DRAGONAGE IS NON BINARY AND FAGS FUCCCKKK
>>693305394>you're hecking valid!>you're hecking valid!>you're hecking valid!>we're both hecking valid!Why did they try and sell this game as an RPG?
Can I buy a game on steam, not download it, give it a negative review and then refund back to my credit card?
>>693304894jesus fucking christ
>>693305661While saying the pushups are not about being selfish lmao
>>693304894Why do they keep DMCAing it? Shouldn't showcasing content like that help sell the game if that's actually what the wider audience wants?
>>693304894Holy fuck the voice acting is the worst shit I have ever heard. Low quality and Soulless.
>>693306104You sure can
>>693293686Looks like we will have r/gamingcirclejerk raiding /v/ for at least the entire next week, maybe less, because they'll be on /pol/ working overtime due to the election next week.
>>693304894what the fuck was that sound in the "you smell good" part
>>693293686>What am I supposed to be mad at?
>>693293942Reminder that Halfies and Races don't even exist in DND anymore.
>>693306350Don't be too hard on them, they'e had a rough year and it's about to get a whole lot worse
>>693304894I've read smut with less awkward dialogue than this shit. The emotionless voice acting doesn't help
>>693305748HEYHAVE YOU SEEN THE PERFECTLY VALID AND DEFINITELY NOT A BEARDED MAN WITH PINK HAIR >WOMAN (SHE/HER)?THERE SHE IS DIEGOOO
>>693306598There's at least 2 characters in those that MUST be AI. There's no way a person who's ever read dialog out loud can "act" like that
>>693305394Where is my CE option?- Sure you are, bro. I'll just take your organs for the ritual.
>>693305973In a world of insane sorcery and magick this was needed you chud. Bigots baka
>>693304894Holy shit she is going to MOUNT HARDING THE DWARF!!!
>>693294786Octavia is really nice. Easily the kindest and most feminine female companion in Kingmaker. The whole open relationship and being a town bike thing is repulsive, but otherwise I enjoyed her company.
The funniest thing is that troons think this dialogue is actually insightful and touching.
>>693293586Sims 4
Imagine PAYING to get lectured on progressive political shit
>>693307320Like by going to college?
I can't believe this is actually in the game. It wasn't even voice acting anymore either at some point, just a conversation between leftists.
>>693292628I don't get it.Yes, the game looks bad, and yet its whole fucking thing is on par with BG3, and people liked BG3 for some goddamn reason. Even HERE you can find BG3 fans aggravated at the game's defense.So why do people hate DAV again? And why do so many people not actually hate BG3?I just can't fucking understand it, it's kind of fucked up! It's literally fucking gaslighting lmao. It's literally two identical games in terms of content and soi woke content, but for some reason ONLY DAV gets roasted.Fuck, even one of the main developers of Bg3 praised DAV calling it a masterpiece on the level of a TV series with 9 seasons from Netflix (whatever that means).Why so?
Why does she look like Todd Flanders?
So how much does this shit heap have to sell to break even after a 10 year dev cycle?
>>693307320They unironically think that sounds swell.
>>693305939It's a woman.
>>693304894>why is that ogre tranny character with the horns so mean to her mom? do the writers thing she is in the right here?
>>693307479this is kinda bad bait so i'll only give you a pity you
>>693292628>PS3 graphics in (((CURRENT YEAR)))There is absolutely no fucking excuse for this shit. It looks like they spent all their time on gay crap instead of a polished good game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQMcNpMww_I
>>693307479Stop noticing.
>>693292628WHATTHEFUCK
>>693305354Yep. Completely sane.
>>693303084It is a parody of itself
>>693307320People aren't. That's why game sales are in the toilet and the whole idnustry is hurting.
>>693307680Both are shit games
>>693307680Yeah, that... That checks out.
>>693305920>leana hafer>voice in the review sounds like a dude
https://streamable.com/fn6ssoDeserves a watch
>>693307215People like being validated.It reminds me of the meme where all men have two real desires. One side is riding towards the gates of hell wearing full armor with their bros and fighting to the death, and the second desire is just being held by another human and being told that they're all right and perfect the way they are.Remember: emotional validation is woke. Hate yourself and everyone around you, because you're imprefect and not worthy of love or acceptance. It's the jews fault you can't love yourself.
>>693307680ew
>>693305939Japs don't have this weird polycule shit westerners have, and it's a woman
>>693307874Troons are not worthy of love or acceptance. Well, 41% of them are.
>>693307874>People like being validated.Only ME ME ME I NEED EVERYHING ABOUT ME SO I FEEL REPRESENTED selfish people do. Normal people don't give a fuck, and just want a good game with no bullshit.
>>693307874Mentally ill asylum applicants need not be validated encouraged or even talked about you faggot nigger lover.
>>693305749>most authentic representation>having to navigate your family's reaction to itGod, I feel sorry for his family in that case. No wonder why the scene is atrocious though, considering it's basically their own version of catharsis and wish fulfillment.
>>693307874well, you sure tried
>>693308024>>693307979>>693307968
>>693297335Intentionally as it was designed by a white women (man) they always go out of their way to make Asians look hideous
>>693294104LGBT people exist like vegan cats exist.
>>693307479>And why do so many people not actually hate BG3?>I just can't fucking understand itWhy don't you actually play BG3 and find out, instead of crying about it like a bitch.
>>693305749>and finding out that the writer for this character is non-binary themselvesso it's a self-insertion
>>693307680This is bait as usual too, as it's the marketing producer and not any real dev.
>>693293942We let our Meshi Mommy down Western bros...
>>693304235it literally is.
>>693298881They should sue them all
>>693304235you think mental illnesses didn't exist before 2020 or what
>>693304235You will never be a woman.
>>693307680>adam isn't his first name>he's not an actual dev he's a publishing directorLarian's publishing director, Michael Douse
>>693306350>>693306572
>>693292628Why's his arm covered in red kool-aid?
Makes me wonder what the original story & characters were like. Nevermind it having been a live service game.
>>693298471It's on the border of bad and mediocre. The combat and AI are pure dogshit and the game is exceedingly short despite that. It's about 15 hours long with no replayability. I've had matches of Civilization VI that have lasted longer than the entirety of Unknown 9 Awakening.
>>693304235You know what has also existed in human society for thousands of years and even longer?Murder, rape, subjugation, torture, slavery, imperialism.
>>693297335No, that award belongs to Sera from Inquisition.
>>693308180> Why don't you actually play BG3 and find outI've played it. It was a solid 7\10 during the first act, bearable 5\10 during the second act, but at THIS moment the game took a nosedive to a fucking 0\10 with so much cringe pre minute of gameplay that it was fucking unbearable.Fucking buch lesbian killing the based dad that only wanted to protect his daughter was only the beginning of the shisthow in act3
>>693298471>People were too hard on this gameWhat game?
>>693292628Inquisition was a downright right wing game compared to this, at least in it you could be a chud and ask the tranny why is she pretending to be a man whereas here you won't even get that.
>>693307874You should validate my feelings by creating good games with good gameplay.Faggot.
>>693297101Dogshit loops on them elbows. No inset to prevent collapsing. Much like this game's marketing.
>>693308632Most games are simply unfinishable dog shit now. Completion rate is at all-time lows. Most people who do manage to buy this crap won't finish it.
>>693292628>maker's panties>prostrating oneself for using the "wrong" pronouns >scene plays out like it's Elmo teaching a child a lessonPlease just make it stop. Please. I hope this game fails, because if it doesn't, it will send (((them))) a horrible message. Why does something like this take up such a large portion of the game?
>>693292628I guess this game's pronouns are was/were, then?
>Meanwhile, this is what the other side comes up with.
>>693308758based
>>693308632Oh, it's dragonirian. https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/ILXz_PXD6scm7gy9-D8LyA/
>>693308952More like rope/chair
>>693308945Yeah, I was honestly wondering if they really fucked up on the elbow mesh in such an amateurish way.
>>693293806I mean she chose to do the push ups, nobody asked her to do it
>>693294403This was written by mentally ill, terminally online Twitter addicts.
>>693304894This is the most lifeless shit ever
I will not buy western games and I'm seeing a ton of pozzed shit in Japanese media now. I'm tolerant but pushing this 24/7 is shit.
What the fuck are these proportions hahahhahahahahahahah
>>693294104Considering how all your studios are burning to the ground it seems like you're the one ignoring that when they make videogames for you, you're supposed to buy them.
>>693309268lord farquad looking mofo hahaha
>>693294279galighting doesn't work anymore, tranny
>>693304894I'm playing wotr with wokeless mod and niggers/trannies that were replaced with white and straight options, and re-voiced by AI sound more human that this.
>>693307961What polycule nonsense? She's a rape victim and her coping cuck of a """boyfriend""" pretends they're in an open relationship so he doesn't feel quite as bad for the fact that she isn't interested in him and he's probably seen her get raped and prostituted countless times in her life.
>>693309268Trannies don’t know what a real person is supposed to look like
>>693309268lmao
>>693308632You can kill her or you can help an evil mage enslave her again in act 3.
>>693305394>you can be evil! But not even the evilest person would misgender someone, chud!!!this is actually super fucking gay in every sense of the word
>>693304894Unironically sounds like it was all voiced by AI. You can almost hear the little distortions in their lines when they speak. It's very weird.
>>693308145pic related is accurate to the actor thoughever, just without makeup on.
>>693292628you gotta be fucking kidding me
>>693292628Are we at>it's happening, but it's not a big dealor >it's happening, and it's a good thing???
>>693307479>UHMM BG3 WAS JUST AS WOKE, CHUDNice history revisionism, tranny.
>>693292628WHO THE FUCK USES TERM "NON BINARY" IN FUCKING FANTASY GAMES, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dragon age: Veilguard us a return to form for bioware
>>693309268It's the nu-Bioware style.
>>693306101You will play the role we tell you to play, chud. Stand against the wall and address Traash as "they", right now. Good. Now do a barf on the floor to apologize for even thinking about misgendering.
>>693309692twitterites who use the game to broadcast the epic arguments they had on twitter
>>693301631Stabbit would clear Gunny.
>>693309692literal NPCs coded in binary
>>693304235you're right that it's not mental illness it's literally a normal-psychologied person being caught up in a fad movement. it's like people joining a cult and killing themselves. they aren't actually crazy, their brain isn't broken they are just absorbed into a very goofy culture
>>693304235> Forcing other people to entertain their thoughts about cutting their own genitals off> Implying HRT and Estrogen were around in the middle agesYou can do whatever you want. I really don't care. But pretending it's not a mental illness is fucking retarded.
>>693292628I'm getting a fucking aneurysm listening to this dialogue. My face is tried.
>>693304894>"She says I act more like a man."more like a child
>>693305682its impossible for real narcissists, they will always coach any apology with deflection.don't mistake them with sociopaths, who don't feel the need to apologize because they don't recognize anyone else as actually being human/real.
>>693308145That's how Asians look friend
>>693304235>Being trans isn't a mental illness. It's existed in human society for thousands of years.Being trans is a mental illness. Mental illnesses existed in human society for thousands of years.
>>693308145That's just how most asians look. The more attractive ones are mostly plastic.
(Growls)
>>693307215Troons only exists to consume virtue signaling and propaganda, and then shit it out at other likeminded people, endlessly, an Ouroboros.they don't care about video games.
>>693292628mfw watching this video
Bioware has returned to form with this game
>>693304894> https://streamable.com/3s2wsolooney tunes style drop cage operated by a lever over 50meters away with hidden underground gears (the same lever also pulls it back up)good thing the bigoted mother FINALLY accepts her daughter and apologizes by dying
>>693292628Bioware pulled a Bharv
>>693310572A barf?
I think this game is a return to form for bioware
>>693307497probably around 6 million copies, maybe a bit more but around there.
>>693304235It'll always be unnatural, and defiance of reality. And people will always reject having it imposed on them. And for Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, and everyone else that's NOT white and Christian, you'll respect that. There's only one race you want to socially brainwash into a perfect holocaust where you can claim it genocided itself.
>>693304894>"You Smell Good"
>>693292628Dude I thought it ended at the pushups, but then it just keeps going and going and going
>>693293686I think a black character is dressed up as a fruitcake and is forced to do push-ups?I really don't get it.
>>693304894>"The Dragon King" Parts 1-2: https://streamable.com/3s2wso https://streamable.com/4enth1LMAO HIS PROPORTIONS ARE SO FUNNY LOOK AT THOSE GOOFY HANDS
>>693309561> You can kill herOnly if you have shart in your group or play as shart. And shart is fucking unbearable tsundere shit> her or you can help an evil mage enslave her again in act 3.First of all, it's still a long way off, which means you have to face the humiliating death of Ketheric Thorm.Secondly, that evil magician is no better and just as much of an asshole. The whole game is a choice between an asshole and a worse asshole. It's a disgusting narrative device.
>>693310325It used to be called "gender identity disorder" and rightfully recognized as a form of mental illness up until (((THEY))) can use it as a genocide weapon that detroys the birthrates of the people they hate.
>>693307479Remember to dilate, sister. You need to dilate 3 times a day and clean the wound after every pee (even the unintentional ones) or it'll get infected.We girls have to stick together there's a reason why 41% decide to leave, and it's a damn good reason
>>693304235Didn't know they had HRT and surgery thousands of years ago. If nature intended you to be able to change your gender, it would've made it possible, like it's possible for some fish to do.Anything else and you're just a freak, a biological fuck up, an unwanted mutation.
>>693309268all the bodies have to be pretty close because of the trans shit.so men have to be 5'2 looking with giant heads and tiny shoulders.
>>693310770>I did a checking misgender so I must publicly do penanceYou're being dense on purpose
>>693303805I have friends that are not basing their entire being around what they have between their legs. Hard to believe, trannoid, but true.
>>693308975This is what the other side came up with, tranny. D&D, which is the progenitor of RPGs, too was created by a right-wing christian man. All that troons and leftists can do is subvert and defile works by greater (right-wing) men.
>>693310809>It used to be called "gender identity disorder" by whom? A very hebrew doctor? A very hebrew scientific magazine? A very hebrew university publication? It was a faggot mental illness cured with a belt and ostracism
>>693310314yea off the fucking village Han chinese straight up gook looking motherfuckers sure.and that's all you ever get in games in the west, no Japanese, nothing, just racist caricature chinese mainlanders.
>>693309690But it fucking was
>>693292628>characters talking more about trooncore shit instead of fantasy related thingsDid they forget they were supposed to make a fantasy game?
>>693292628Is it like Baldurs Gate where you can just shit on people or even flat out kill them if you don't like them? Or does it not let you roleplay?
>>693309087She said she was supposed to do 10 but only did 5. It's an insult, really.
>>693307680>Adam Dousesince when marketing people are developers?
>>693300995>elf AsianBecause white culture and history is open for looting by everyone else.
>>693311007He's literally saying it's a mental illness, retard.
>>693309268What in the EVERLIVING FUCK is this?
>>693310809>it's not an illness, it's perfectly normal to want to cut your dick off and keep a wound open artificially while saying to people that you, an obese, smelly, half-bearded man is a woman.
/our/ chudette is super mad lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQMcNpMww_I
>>693302876mods will fix that.
>>693294196Yeah it's the OP image, smoothbrain
>>693311003I just hope for all of those right wing christian game developers that lost their jobs to fat blue haired they/them to surprise us with a BANGER of a game.
>>693311095No, these are your beloved teammates. You can kill them off in the finale, maybe. But the other 50 hours of the game will be filled with fun lecturing from retarded mouthpieces.
>>693304894I wanna play as the Dragon King and forcefem these confused tomboys into accepting their role as a fellow dragonborn, as well as my cocksleeves.
>>693310805/v/ shits on many games for daring to have a background fag but will happily gulp up games with fags hitting on you or gay bear sex.Guess BG3 fucked over their "go woke go broke" narrative so they have to pretend it isnt woke.
>>693311095No
>>693311075This is troon fantasy. >they agree with everything they say>they scream at people for not reading their mind and get away with it>they can force you to reply "yes" to everything>they make you listen to the very childish reasons why somehow basic biology is invalidated by leftist gender politics invented in the past few years
>that anon who deflects all veilguard threads into BG3 hateLmao nothing is going to save this game dev
>>693294104Lgbt isnt real, you are just a bunch of losers who decide to play dress up and don your titles because it gives you special privileges.
>Releases october 31I am waiting. I am ready. Whatever happens I'll win.
>>693292628I'm even more annoyed because the pirate chick doesn't look half bad and could've been a hot character in the hands of writers who are actually humans.
wokebroke
>>693311095The basis of the game is that you assemble a team to save the world and kind of have to be friends with them
>>693298635too bad she looks like a tranny as welll
>>693311186Have you seen what man-ginas look like? Ask /pol/ to show you. it's fucked up beyond belief, and it'll never heal because the MALE body sees it as a wound that needs to be healed, and people have to dilate by zapping solution up there to keep that wound from closing. It's also a bacteria magnet that fills the room with a massive shit smell. But hey it's natural" to do that.
>>693311095You can't kill or do anything to your super friends. You can not even disagree with them unless it has no effect whatsoever.The only point in the story where you have a say in their deaths is the second to last chapter. If you didn't do their quest and put them in the wrong place, they will get killed in the final battle to absolutely no consequences.
>>693310962Thank you for explaining, anon.I glanced over the thread and thought my push-ups guess might be valid. I don't have this game but all the clown buzz around the game made me think I might be right.
>>693311046Point out a tranny companion that demands everyone to humor their mental illness in bg3.
>>693311315It's not a game. It's another social reprogramming exercise.
>>693311263> Guess BG3 fucked over their "go woke go broke" narrative so they have to pretend it isnt woke.But it is not.Here in Russia we have saying that an exception to a rule only proves the existence of the rule.BG3 was an exception and that means that the rule go woke go broke EXISTS
>>693311369The OG dragon age was like that too but there was party infighting, companions would disagree with you and could even hate you.
>>693292628Absolutely no way this is real
>>693299301Wrong game anon. That's not Forspoken.
>>693311420Yeah! that's what I was talking about. I've seen so many fucking webms about it it's not even suprsing anymore.This fucking fat dude just putting a hollow plastic dildo in his axe wound to avoid losing his ability to pee is pretty fucking natural
>>693297335Taash takes that crown easily
>>693311608Why do you go to such lengths to delude yourself? You could be a smart person instead.
>>693311527FrogLooks like a man, acts like a man, a fighter class, high strength, can't bare a child, calls her a female
>>693311608im going to need a lot of sources that these games flopped.
>>693310805>>693311046This shit is as old as modern character creators are (a decade or so). Imagine being so mind broken by bg3 you're still seething about it over a year later, in unrelated threads to boot.
>>693292628Normal RPG like Discor Elysium>you misgendered me>you have option to apologise, ignore or double down and tell them to fuck off>modern woke RPG>you only have options to be sympathethic to the misgendered nigger
>>693311608BG3 is a percentage of woke compared to this though.The most egregious woke thing in BG3 was Shadowheart's trans friend, who has like three sentences of dialogue. This game has an entire companion quest line where you help your companions come out as nonbinary to her parents, then a companion from an old game comes back and gives a "what we learned today" lesson after accidentally using the wrong pronoun.
>>693311792Wrong. Show me a character that looks like that in Neverwinter Nights or BG1/2.
>>693304894>wokies are so lost in their own reality bubble that they unironically believe any of this will be in any way relatable to the other 99% of the populationThey deserve what's coming to them
>>693311780she acts like a Tsundere bitch, anon, not a man.someone basically wrote Asuka Langely in D&D, but a little more racists.
>>693308632You're not making a good point by taking the side of the guy who tried to kill humans with a goblin army.
>>693311654Crazy isn't it.Just when you think it can't get worse, they find ways to prove you wrong.I guess EA really had to outwoke Ubishit and remind everyone why people hate them.
>>693304717This. My mom and wife no longer watch after Capaldi because the woman and how bad she and the writers fucked up everything because globalism/leftism
>>693292628>10 push ups I like how this basically reveals how horribly out of shape the devs are. They consider a mere fucking 10 push ups attonement for any fuck ups, especially in a guild that's supposed to be composed of seasoned treasure hunters who explore dangerous dungeons and hunt monsters.
>maker's pantiesI've been suspecting for a while now that they were going to retcon "reveal" that the maker is a woman, and by extension make Andraste a lesbian girlboss. This isn't confirmation since it's just a stupid line written by a retard, but I do find it suspect.
>the game forces you to recruit all companions, whereas in DAO you can immediately kill or leave behind Sten and Zevran and never have them in your party, even DAI let you tell Serah to fuck right off if you want>ME2 style suicide mission at the end with loyalty missions, but this means that nothing happens to potentially kill or lose the companions prior to that act, regardless of player agency>no matter what, you have to choose between letting Harding the dwarf scout from inquisition or Davrin the black elf warden die. They know full well that EVERYONE would have sacrificed Traash if it were presented as an option
>>693304697They don't believe themselves to be suffering from a mental illness, except when they meet any criticism at all or someone gets their pronouns wrong by accident and then they're suddenly poor vulnerable suicidal victims and they need special treatment.
>>693295508Because it goes against their entire ideology right now."Objectifying women" i.e. making an attractive fictional character is creating UNHEALTHY BEAUTY STANDARDS for young women and causing young men to have unrealistic standards! And possibly making them sexist and normalizing objectifying women!>no proof that this is actually happening>studies done showing that there's no correlation between sexy female characters and any of the above>both men AND women prefer attractive female charactersThe ugly women making these games genuinely want to reshape beauty standards and actively spite their male audience to try and teach them what the new attractive should be, which is fat, brown, and possibly a man. But hey we're diverse now and that made the game BETTER right?
>>693304235Dysphoria is literally "mental illness" but spoken in less offensive way not to mention you need psychiatrist opinion to get meds for hormone therapy. So you are wrong
>>693311319It's not about defending veilguard, he's just obsessed with bg3. This guy has been at it for four years. He will never stop.
>>693299838That would make it all about you, bigot.
>>693304894Jesus fucking christ. There has to be a list somewhere on who wrote for this game. I'd avoid them like the plague.
>>693311780>ESL schizoEvery time
>>693312192i think bg3 is garbage wokeslop too but it's not even a debate that veilguard is like 5 steps beyond that if not more
>>693292628my god, isn't this supposed to be fantasy? why not just have a spell where you transform into a woman or grow yourself a cock or two and be done with it... why do this dogshit instead?>DUDE WHATEVER YOU DO YOU'RE AT FAULT HERE!!1why are trannies like this?
>>693292628>>693312042Fucking kek thisThey literally talk about how "10 push ups to get sweaty" like BRO
>>693293586It's classic (90s) fantasy fashion which is mostly just real medieval clothing except even the peasants and warriors are wearing fine noble clothes, it's great and Baldurs Gate 3 did it as well but I sure as hell didn't see people complaining about it back then and they shouldn't because it's really about fucking time western fantasy recovers from what Blizzard did to it with WoW's dogshit art and fashion.This game has plenty of things to shit on, the clothing/armor design isn't one of them.
>>693308145gook cope
>>693297123>it's not about me>it's about mekek
>>693311315The game director is a tranny and the lead writer is "non-binary", with a lot of other devs on the team being trannies and alphabet people. It's pure self-insert, self-indulgent wank.
>>693311608I don't sed Witcher 3, Elden Ring, The Last of Us, etc. in the woke games don't make me tap the Google Drive.
>>693311993Man a few years ago this would have been a shitty mod made for the lulz, I still can't believe this is reality now
>>693302876>>693311415She doesn't look bad. You've just been convinced by papshots that make it look worse in motion than it actually is. I'd 100% agree the rest of the cast is fuck ugly but Isabela looks how she should, like a sexy brown MILF. She looks older than she did in DA2 obviously due to the time gap, but remember that this is how she looked in Origins, so this is actually her 2nd best design.
>>693311978> to kill humansThievlings. Not humans, anon.> You're not making a good point by taking the side of the guyI'm taking a side of dad which made EVERYTHING to save his daughter from the grasp of the death when all the gods turn away from her.Modern woke culture has cultivated a hatred of fathers.I'm reminded of that r***it story where the white girl was telling how her father was being bullied by a big black man and she got all wet because of it.This is exactly the kind of future the developers of BG3 want for you guys
>>693311780She lays eggs of course she can't get pregnant she poops them out
>>693308945That screen is entirely a problem with rigging, nudev. You don't even see her elbow there. It's the fat over her brachioradialis which has been weighted like a pile of shit.
>>693312558> She
>>693311912Learn to read, ESL hindu raperat.
>>693293686You? Nothing. You are being mocked.
>>693312287This would be already on the nose and annoying in Cyberpunk dystopian universe, but Bioware doesn't even pretend in trying to immerse in fantasy. They just turned everything into modern California. EA have no choice but to buy reviews and shield with progressive messaging. Our only weapon is to not buy the game
>>693312823its more Portland than Cali, but yea.they only exist in themselves, nothing else.
>>693312667Do your push-ups
>>693302860this >>693304717but the anon forgot to say that the nigger Doctor's actor told people that didn't like it to just not watch the show, then complained about people not watching the show.
>>693292628It's dumb but the most annoying thing about this to me is that its a fuckung fake character that they still could make do proper push ups. Is this because of mocap?
>>693307169There's also the fact that all her talk about sleeping around, at least in the romance path, is just a massive, unhealthy shit test, and you're absolutely expected to call her out on it. She's just cripplingly afraid of fully trusting someone, hiding it under the guise of "being controlled."
>>693305576>optional>he doesn't know
>>693296937that's oddly specific....
>>693292628>forget to pack some shit in the Lords of Fortune>That'll be 10 push ups boy what a harsh punishment>take 1 second to make your rack in basic training>YOU MELINGERING LOLLYGAGGING FUCK STAIN DROP AND BEAT YOUR FACE AND DON'T STOP UNTIL I FUCKING TELL YOU TO
>>693294104"Non-binary" is not L, G, B, or T, retard.
>>693307680The first game that knows what it wants to be, and it wants to be shit. Sad.
>>693294442Wilds might need added to that list if the bugs keep up
I love Dragon Age for some reason and I intend to play the game. I expect a lot of stuff like this from it, and while I am certainly slightly bothered and amused by it, I personally don't see it as an impassable problem, though a problem it certainly is.I dislike trannies, homosexuals(faggots), and other mentally ill people and playing this game will most certainly make hate them even more, which is fine by me. Homosexuals and trannies often wonder why people seem to dislike them and it's because of stuff and games like this. If you're still wondering who molded me into the person I currently am, look no further. It's you.
>>693312510is reddit where you get your white male cuck fantasies or something
>>69331313510 proper push ups is way too hard for a simple apology
>>693294575
>>693292628would, desu
>>693292628Remember the time she tried to kill Hawke because a demon offered her a boat? I wonder how many push ups that was worth. Oh wait, she just said sorry.
>>693313320There's also the fact that people who never played the game seem to think that romancing her and Regongar at the same time, and ending up in a polycule, is the "default" romance path, whilst it's exactly the opposite - it's almost impossible to pull off without a walkthrough on your lap AND roleplaying as a complete schizo who's a kind-hearted cherub one minute, and a cruel monster the next. They almost never have the same triggers for influence points.
>>693294183I'll be sure to point and laugh when it bombs financially.
>>693292628Jesus tap dancing fucking H Christ
>>693313785It's part of Q.
>>693304235No, it is when most of the transpeople are just retards that got tricked into a sex cult and don't actually suffer from gender dysphoria.
watch them blame piracy because they didn't put any drm into the game. Instead of this blackrock sponsored slop writing.
>>693313907I don't see Barbie there, the most woke movie ever.
>>693308406they've got to grasp straws, it's like when a game sells poorly you'd use to see headlines like "X sold out! *in the uk*
>>693307874Emotional validation is gained from loved ones in private, not demanded from strangers on the internet. It's normal to want it but to be a fucking gross freak trying to get it from people who don't know or care about you is weird as hell, and the people who give it are probably some kind of emotionally manipulative sickos or groomers.
>>693314059The post he replied to did not mention Q or any of the other 30 letters after it.
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>>693312667PUSH UPS! NOW!
>>693312250Larry Fink will ensure they get all get jobs somewhere else in the industry even if this game happens to flop and the studio is closed
>>693293791This is not real come on.
>>693314226The price of quality is eternal vigilance.
>>693314194That's not how you do pushpups knees shouldnt be bent. Jesus christ thay don't know even the basics.
>>693292628Isabela is better than this. Fuck you. Fuck everything.
>>693314194THAT IS NOT A PUSH UPALL THE WAY DOWN START OVER
>>693313907Joker 2 is not woke, it's just a bad movie
>>693308604Nah the asian elf is uglier. Sera has some white girl trailer trash energy, the asian elf is just dumpy and gross.
Why does it increasingly feel like NA devs can't write a setting that doesn't feel like some contemporary NA city?
>>693294403Trans people write this shit
>>693314379>Joker 2 is not wokelmao
>>693314194ZEROZERO
WE'RE ALL PULLING A BARVE RIGHT NOW.>>693314194Not like this though
>>693307479BG3 took the audience that was thirsting for a new fucking Dragon Age, simple as. Turns out entrusting this IP to a fucking tranny and revamping everything in the middle of production from Dreadwolf to Veilguard was a terrible fucking idea. Who could've thought?
>>693307874>Remember: emotional validation is woke.Said absolutely no one ever.>Hate yourself and everyone around you, because you're imprefect and not worthy of love or acceptance.You should love yourself regardless of what other people think of you. If you need other people to tell you to feel good about yourself in order to feel good about yourself then you are a retard who failed at life.>It's the jews fault you can't love yourself.Hey you said it, no one else.
>>693314435It's even less woke than the first one desu
>>693293686In the ancient past of... like 2014, having horribly unsubtle and preachy political propaganda in a supposedly normal entertainment product was considered a bad thing. Some nazi chuds still have that outdated and chudly opinion
Gamergate was right.
>>693314194>>693292628They didn't think her doing pushups in that outfit was a little bit strange?Also wouldn't isabela be more prone to doing something sexual as a apology?
>>693305749>as a non-binary person myself,Opinion immediately discarded.
It's all so cynical, performative, and masturbatory.
>>693314343Yes but shes a body type 2.
>>693295508You should see her alternative costumes.. Shaven side haircut and crap, could be a dude as wellhttps://youtu.be/2G-Au3mIlmI?si=3omnf4WfK98w2HTw
>>693309596Glad it isn't just me hearing it. Sounds like a bad BG3 audio mod sometimes.
>>693314582You're pulling a barve.
>>693314194Part of me wants to see the animators try to do sit ups just to see how badly they'd fuck up.
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>>693294575she's cute, I think I'll play her game
>>693292628These devs don't do push-ups
>>693314661I'm pretty sure anybody can do at least ONE proper pushup. It literally is part of your body mechanics to be able to do it.
>>693292628This neuroticism simulator is so realistic!
>>693314379>>693314495I miss /jrg/
Oh yeah chuddy? You play games where there's a good and wise king? Or an evil and greedy corporation? And you STILL have a problem with this webm? Sounds like HYPOCRISY.
>>693314632Man whats is going on with shitty games and STEALTH ?Also this game seems to be the classic west trope of make a dude but call it a woman
>>693294592not when they catch aids lol
>>693314435Gay prison rape is based and trad because it's a Russian thing.
AHHH /V/ YOU MISGENDERED MY PRONOUNS!!!
>>693294592I'd rather live my boring life without my anus fulfilled, thanks fag
>>693292628they can't even do lip sync right kek. Where the fuck did bioware get these clowns
>>693292628I'm trying to think of another video game that was THIS blatant and unabashed with its ideological horseshit. They aren't even trying to dress it up within the lore or be allegorical with it. It's literally moral lecture to the player.
>>693314818Based
>>693313907Life is Strange isn’t flopping
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>>693292628Their whole world is "he/she/they/xhe/whatever"... it's so fucking pointless.
>>693315121Disco Elysium is worse than this.
>>693298471Fuck off, the writing is ass too, just another girlboss character. Nothing likeable about her at allhttps://youtu.be/qtinLXJr2aM?si=Tiu876yMmyE4rp4V
>>693312510Did you even play the game? The tieflings were refugees staying at a human druid sanctuary. The bad guys wanted to genocide everyone, including (You), not just the tieflings. You're a cuck.
>>693314632That's a sexy side shave though (too bad the game still fucking sucks)
>>693292628>say sorry>You didn't mean it, fuck you>say sorry and mean it>You're making this all about you, fuck youI wish this game would flop harder than Concord
>>693315165I know nothing about that game other than that it was made by literal communists, and I'm fine knowing nothing more than that about it.
>>693315165It is retarded leftoid propaganda, not even close to anything like this.Find a single instance where there's a humiliation ritual for a faggot. Post it now.
>>693315185You can find a note in moonrise towers that Ketheric wanted druids to finish their ritual because shadow druids were sent by him.
>>693311095No you will be le heckin wholesomerino to your non binary party member and tell them how valid they are.
>>693315165>>693315314Disco Elysium actively makes fun of communists, though
>>693314632I'd shit on the same street as her if you know what i mean.
hear me roar!weeeeee
>>693315230Yep. No matter how hard this game flops, it didn't flop hard enough for my liking.
>>693304235>implying modern-style transgenderism has been more widely documented throughout history than mental illnesses
>>693304894>I'm a Dragonslayer!I thought dragons were end boss tier threats ?
>>693309596the lip syncing being pretty off isnt helping
>>693315230It's literally the answer to the question "What if a bunch of terminally online alphabet people directed a video game?"
>>693315405What does that have to do with anything? Show me any scene of goblins faking kills and sparing people because they were ackshually secretly waiting for the druids to finish their ritual. They tried to kill (You), you kill them back, justice is served unless you're a cuck.
Dragon Age is just never gonna come back as dark fantasy.
>>693304235But according to you, it can't be a mental illness if it existed for thousands of years. You think not caring is new?
>>693315573How about the industry let chuds direct video games for a couple of years and see what people like.
>>693304235I've never in my entire life irl had anyone ask me my pronouns or heard someone else ask someone theirs.
>>693315609It died with origins. Now it's a parody of itself and normal people will remember this game just like concord. Faggotry for faggotry's sake
>>693307479>yet its whole fucking thing is on par with BG3Lmao no. Part of what made BG3 so great is just how much freedom it gives you. Case in point, during the fight with the intellect devourers I was flanked on both sides by two of them. What did I do? I picked one up and slam dunked that fucker on the other killing them both. During the side quest where you've got to save the kid from the harpies, the kid was getting real close to the harpy and there was no way I'd get to it in time for an attack. What did I do? I took my helmet off and chucked it at the harpy, interrupting its song and dealing a decent bit of damage. While fighting the gobbos in the goblin camp I had Karlach go berserk (I had changed her class to berserker) pick a goblin up, and throw her in the spider pit. The goblin survived the fall but then spiders started crawling out and finished her off. It's basically the closest you'll get to a true p&p game in vidya as far as the amount of freedom it gives you. It helps that a lot of quests are fairly open ended and there's a considerable amount of freedom in where you want to go.Meanwhile as some of the non shill reviewers have pointed out, the combat in Veilguard is pretty barebones and kind of a slog and the level design is extremely dull and basic outside of their art direction.
>>693315370>Find a single instance where there's a humiliation ritual for a faggot.Playing the game is a humiliation ritual.
>>693315609This is our game now, chud.
>>693304894>nobody likes being a womanthey've become so progressive that they've looped back around to being misogynistic.
>>693315165Disco Elysium doesn't pretend to be a mainstream game, it's blatantly communist.
>>693315609If you didn't see this coming with the fall of Bioware (shortly after ME2, and even showing some grim signs during) I don't know what to tell you.
>>693305334the person who ran the study wanted to prevent the paper from being released so that it can't be used against troons, so there was the complete opposite bias to what you think when the study was conducted and it still had a result that was bad for troons
>>693315836It was marketed here pretty heavily as "no no it's political but it makes fun of EVERYONE", which is mainstream. It's only when you play it that you realise that's just another commie lie.
>>693315694yeah 2 pissed me off so fucking much for being so awful I've never played a Bioware game since
I hope you guys picked trans to get more dialog options!
>>693298219We all know why they don't give the option. Because everyone who isn't brainrotted with troonshine would pick it.
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>>693305749>It doesn't feel like an after school special or like I'm being pandered toBut it feels exactly like that. How oblivious are these retards
>>693292628>doing 10 push ups makes you sweat a littlePussy.
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>>693315230it's Sarah Boone tier dialog
>>693315694>>693315746>>693315901I thought Dreadwolf was touted as a return to form?
>>693298339This guy gets it
>>693316281Someone needs to take their meds.
>>693304235Only because the WHO said so doesn't mean it's true, they all are in on normalizing mental illness. Even if this is bait, tell us about one historical person that was trans and not just in your head canon
>>693315976>you didn't maximize the possible dialogue optionsYou didn't beat the game.
>>693312009Why are you married to your mom?
>>693292628I kind of wish this high school assembly LGBT awareness skit ended with them all turning to the camera and delivering the moral directly to the player. At least then it'd have a punchline. All the manhours put into this attention-seeking Sesame Street shit. Sorry, they/themhours.
>>693315901I wholeheartedly believe ME2 was weakest of the trilogy. Yeah, it gave us Tali romance, probably the best cast in the series, but fuck, I hate that clunky cover shooter gameplay with bullet sponges. At least ME3 was better game, if the story was retarded from Rannoch onwards.
>>693315549Not just end boss, dragons are literally world ending and it's why the fucking series is called DRAGON AGE because the first game literally revolves around you joining an order that dedicates itself to stopping dragons from ending the fucking world whenever they appear because the dragons are actual ancient gods responsible for creating and killing worlds and the dragon is so fucking big and bad you have to groom someone into a spicy human sacrifice just to have a chance of killing it
>>693315230>I wish this game would flop harder than ConcordUnfortunately it won't due to brand recognition.Even though the mental illness and poor quality on display is extreme, it was nowhere near as bad in the past games. Most people who buy things never look into them. It will get at least 2 million sales. These "people" won't even bother refunding when they realize it's trash.
>>693317081The cover shooting was still an improvement in some ways from the clunky gunplay in 1. It's more arcadey, for better and worse. But the storytelling was already starting to show its cracks.
>>693305749>coming to terms with gender stufIs realizing you can't change your gender
