Is there any chance this game kills off Bioware?
Whomst even plays this trash?
>>693332771>porn game engine pfp
>>693332771https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzHTbQcAxMI>I....I could kiss you right now.>I'm going to kiss you right now.This is written by people that have never kissed someone before.
>>693333333Fuck you
>>693332771Knew what?
About as cringe as Geralt's awkward dork interactions with his romance options.
>>693332771Still buying it bigots.
How does this affect you personally?
>>693332771What was the context of this shot? I don't get it. What does the person know, and who is this person?
If (insert previous game here) didn't do it what makes you think this game will kill them off?
>>693335769Dorf's probably a biological man or something
>>693336237Retard
>>693332771lets be real, this is not a man.
>>693337042Yes, you are.
>>693337802Looks like a more manly than the long haired pretty boy in the warhammer 40 cringe.
>>693332771No, there's still the new Mass Effect coming, they'll be kept around for that if nothing else, but if that fails, then Bioware is getting canned.
>>693335701This but unironically.
>>693332771Nah, there's still enough good will that it won't outright flop. Unless they course correct, the next game probably tanks then though
I'm going to see what actual player reviews say, rather than entertain the delusion some youtuber an authority on good games.
This won't kill Bioware. There are enough people, who despite being skeptical, will buy the game just to finish what Trespasser started. And then there's the actual retarded woke fans who are somewhat plentiful despite you not running into them in 4chan. And then there's the retarded woke BG3 fans who will also take a gander at the game. There are enough demographics to sell to that the game won't be a completely catastrophy.This is not like a Dustborn, Saints Row, Redfall, Suicide Squad or a Concord situation.
>>693338217Then it is over for WRPGs if this sells.
>>693338217>actual retarded woke fans who are somewhat plentifulIf this were true, Concord would have sold better
>>693338301The only objectively bad thing shown about the game is the over designed UI and effect indicators.
>>693338217>Trespasserfrom what's been said, the game ignores it entirely. solas is like 5% of the game
>>693338354and the writing
>>693333340What the fuck is this disney bullshit
>>693332771>DeiguardHow young are you people who think Bioware needs DEI incentives to be gung ho about this shit? They pioneered it before ESG was even a twinkle in ol' Larry's eye.
>>693338336I didn't even know concord existed until the steam charts threads on /v/ laughing at it. Dragon age and bioware are established names with established fandrones.
>>6933383902minutes of a 60 hour campaign
>>693338474All of the dialogue we have seen is awful
>>693333340that amount of cringe could kill a man
>>693338336Concord was a new game. Dragon Age has fostered a fanbase that is generally left-leaning because of their inclusion of same sex romances. A lot of the fanbase is also women, almost half if I'm not mistaken.>>693338369That doesn't really matter. People are still curious.
>>693338528Subjective
>>693338217So it's more years of trash incoming. They need to take a hit of a few billion to burn that ESG cash.
>>693332771one can only hope, is dearly love them going under for their garbage, particularly ruining mass effect and dragon age
>>693338552No
>>693332771bioware is an undead zombie at this point, already died long ago
>>693338547I'm just saying that including that demographic in your lineup is foolish because we know they don't buy games for a fact at this point.
>>693338528No more cringe than every time I had to listen to meme reeves’ character in cyberpunk
>>693332771there's a non-zero chance, they might actually get fucked over by the Monster Hunter beta test
>>693338552No more cringe than liar of the shadow broker any time there’s banter between Shepard or liara No more cringe then mass effect 3ms entire citadel dlc
>>693332771I want to sell this a billion copies, people playing this shit will have a much more desasterous effect than it simply failing. And if anthem couldn't kill bioware, this game won't since it at least seems to function.
>>693337898Yes, you areCan you seriously not wrap your brain around "eventually these repeated failures are bound to add up" ?
>>693338354and the animationsand the map designand the voice actingand what examples of the writing we've seenand the combataaaaaaaaaaand the artstyle
>>693332771Bioware is just a name, it already died half a dozen times. I really doubt there's anyone involved in this game that worked on Origins.
>>693332771>I need to farm rage engagement. Please get mad.Fuck off back to twitter hoe.
>>693338789the lead writer has been with Bioware since Mass Effect 1, I dunno if he worked on Origins specifically though
>>693336237It has been a decade since they last released a game that didn't flop. I really doubt their finances will allow another one.
>>693333340Why does rook here sound so fruity?
>>693338779>artyleAnything that’s not photorealism supersedes said photorealism in my book. The latter is just bottom of the barrel generic and lazy garbage
It should be interesting to see how the score is going to drop in the next couple of weeks. Skillup's video seems to be the most popular review and all he did was pretty much let the game speak for itself while giving his opinion.It's hilarious that EA was cautious about who they gave a review code to and they could still only get a 82.
>>693332771everything around this game is reminding me of starfieldit'll probably sell well at release then quickly drop off of a cliff afterwards
>>693338913Stylization doesn't automatically make it good. It looks like a cheap knockoff of a Pixar movie which doesn't fit Dragon Age at all.
>>693335747It gives me something to personally point and laugh at.
>>693332771I really, really hope so
>>693338840You mean the literal pronoun freak that wrote some side books then this disgrace we are witnessing?
>>693339042It just makes it better than photorealism. That's the end of it.
>>693339175he was the lead writer on Jaws of Hakkon and Trespasser, at least
>>693339291ok, it still looks like shit
>>693339398Nah, not really
>>693339417Yes, really. Not only does a cartoony artstyle not work for Dragon Age, the stiff, robotic animations make it look even more unnatural.
>>693335769Dorf currently has Rogue-itis and if touched has raw magic start negatively impacting the other character. The character knew this would happen and kissed the dorf anyway
>>693339335Feels like he took all his non binary issues out and dumped them on Taash
>>693338889it's going to flop b/c there is simply no fucking way they are making their money back on this 10 year shitshow investment. I think it matters more about how close they can get to breaking even. 3 million copies would probably be the safe bet. There is a ton of cope going around. All the anti-woke fags are shidding themselves to get their hands on it, not just to crap on it, but because they seem to be legitimately excited to play it. So much cognitive dissonance. We're going to see negative reviews with 100 hours left and right.
>>693339457Nah, dragon age is the series of nugs and quirky banter with occasional set dressing. Just finished my dwarf noble runin origins. I’ll never understand the childlike mentality that something needs to have blood and gore and oiss and shit everywhere to qualify it as mature. That’s literally never been the case in any media
>>693339586At this post I have to wonder what would kill Bioware, EA has gutted studios for less
This game looks really, really bad but I kind of want to flirt with the redhead dwarf because Ali Hillis is a nice hag
Its over
>>693339586EA can definitely absorb it. Mainly they would want to make a good impression that they could leverage in the future. But Bioware trannies fucked that up.
>>693335802gods, not god
>>693332771I just want the dwarf model to get ripped because we need more shortstack fucking.
she ugly cute
>>693339786it looks like EA has been using Bioware as a training ground for interns and entry level devs. EA did dump a shit ton of studios, but maybe they've had the foresight to realize they need to keep, what is largely considered to be, one of the best western RPG studios in history. They haven't had that distinction for 25 years, but still. I think if it sells under 1 million copies, people are getting fired. Idk if they'll ever shutter Bioware at this point. Even if this flops, this isn't their biggest IP. That has to go to Mass Effect. They probably consider this a dry run for how to manipulate the media and the masses. After they deconstruct every ME character and death threats are thrown around, then maybe they'll call it quits. I don't think we'll see anything definitive until after the new ME drops.
Did BioWare ever make good games or were they just kings of console slop?Honestly think if their whole library and games that took inspiration from them could just completely vanished, gaming as a whole would be the same.
>>693339957her big head makes her a child you pedo
KEK Grumzzcord is having a melty. cry more faggot
>>693338126>Unless they course correctUnless they fire just about everyone that's not happening. It's an impossibility.
>>693335747It made me trans. I'm now none buynary.
>>693338217Nah, dude. We have the receipts. It's massively flopping in preorders. If you think this piece of shit is somehow going to start selling better AFTER it comes out and is exposed and mocked for all its cringe even more than it is right now, I've got a bridge to sell you. I sincerely doubt this will even sell 2 million in the first month. Maybe it does one million, maybe 1.5m tops, but that's not even remotely close to what it needs to sell to be profitable. Based on the numbers we're seeing I don't think it will ever be profitable. This is going to be Bioware's biggest flop. Even worse than Anthem.
>>693340097>Grumzzcordnigbel website troon
>>693338217>trespasserwhat, that jurassic park game?
>>693340302Isn't it doing reasonably well on Steam topsellers?I usually hate numberfaggotry, the only cases where I can remotely tolerate it is to laugh at western AAA garbage
>>693340097Why are so many troons obsessed with this guy? Like they seem to bring him up constantly out of nowhere.
>>693340357Just when I thought I was free from you faggots spamming this fucker you swapped to a new twitter shitter to spam.
>>693335747How does someone complaining about this affect (You) personally?
>>693340620cause this guy is the leader of the anti-woke brigade. He doesn't even do his research and just sprouts out shit into the void to get clicks.
>>693332771We'll see when the sales numbers come up
>>693338064Resetera along with that rope of yours is the other way, dumb faggot.
>>693339926>Game has to do well for cute dwarf sexo>Culture war bullshit will mean no competent coomers will touch this game with a 10 foot pollIt hurts.
>>693340824This isn't concord dipshit. Bioware has been a pillar of the gaming industry for years.
>>693340741and thats finehe can take the heat while those of us doing the actual work get to continue ad infinitum
>>69334087620 years ago, maybetheyre old news, and EA are the epitome of soulless corporate overlordsEA will do what is in it's nature
>>693340741>sprouts out shit into the void to get clicksSo every twitter poster ever
>>693332771Oh god this is giving second hand embarrassment
>>693339417yes really. the qunari designs in particular. awful, awful, awful
>>693335747It makes me laugh a lot.How does it affect you?
Even Andromeda and Anthem didn't kill them.
>>693332771Bioware, more like Buy o'ne'er
>>693340598it's high on the top sellers, but RDR was outselling it today except for the last few hours now and that only had ~7k people
>>693340876Mass Effect 3 was 12 years ago. Nothing noteworthy from them since. Get out of your basement retard.
>>693337968it looks hardly like a person and what character are you even talking about?
>>693339417You are fucking high
>>693340620they just want someone to blame and mock
>>693341295Nah, I’m not a trashy person.
https://streamable.com/fn6ssoit's kino, jerry
>>693340741so he's just like them
>>693341402>EA copyright striking any Taash clipsMakes me laugh
>>693339957
Listening to swan lake watching this game flop in real time
>>693340741>cause this guy is the leader of the anti-woke brigadeNo he’s not, this guy gained notoriety earlier this year and people have been against woke shit for a lot longer
>>693341621>literally no energy at all behind any of those strikesJesus christ they really put the absolute bare minimum into every facet of the game, didn't they?
>>693340741>t.
>>693335701nobody stopped you from chopping off your dick/tirsnobody gonna stop you from buying a gameor maybe you're one of those sandnigger shills they hire in india to keep posting retarded things kys eitherway
>>693341402kek
bioware are the "patient zero" of the dei-infested gaming industryeverything wrong with today's industry was done by them firstfor patient zero to finally succumb is both inevitable and cathartic, it needs to happen, and it will happen, everyone should look forward to the disease-carrier dying
>>693341878Kamala2024.jpg
Dragoncock cage
>>693341621THATJUSTHAPPENED
>>693341402Comedy gold.
>>693341878I'm gonna believe in my mind that he's just visiting his parents on his 35th birthday and not living there.
I'm already seeing the cope on social media, people aren't going to actually defend the writing, just pretend it doesn't exist as usual.>every game has quirky awkward lines>people focus too much on it>its only a tiny fraction of the writingDid having no standards come first, or did the team sports mentality to always defend "their side" lower them first? Honestly curious.
>>693337968redditor
>>693341698he took off harder than most of them, at least that stay in the vidya sphere
>>693342345Not really, no one but trannies and wokefags care about his shit. It seems the only time he is brought up is to say that anyone that calls out woke shit is just parroting him.
>>693338064cringe and wrong, stop projecting and go back or even better just rope yourself already
>>693342283The only warhammer game worth playing is rogue trader due to being a crpg. I don’t care about generic muscle dudes in a giant wave based tps.
>>693338064You're that same faggot who keeps spamming these delusion, just kys
>>693341402
>>693338064>picThis is how slop eaters like you look and behave
>>693338217>will buy the game just to finish what Trespasser started.nobody actually cares about these gay characters. bioware is still coasting off their old name.
>>693341402This might be more embarrassing than dustborn.
>>693341281Sanguinius or Fulgrim would be my first guess.
>>693342941No I was referring the loser who got demoted when Titus game back to the homo circle jerk squad.
Five million people fell for Anthem despite all the warning signs.I want to hope the masses have wised up, but customers are fickle and forgettable creaturs.
>>693338546>that amount of cringe could kill a manhttps://fextralife.com/forums/t74294/why-do-a-lot-of-girls-play-dragon-age
>>693342724You’re the same anon who thinks the entire site is shitting on the game. It’s really just a vocal minority of about 12 newfag tourists shitposting.
This AI video has better enemy design than the game's entire cast.
>>693340741>this guy is the leader of the anti-woke brigade.According to?
>>693339852how can i do it
>>693341402Based mother
>>693343186according to the woke brigade
>>693343183That’s looks fucking retarded
>>693343019Gadriel, the Asian fella? The one without long hair? The one who looks like a normal dude with metal bolts in his head? lmao
>>693343183Good morning sir.
>>693343281Yeah but at least it's not as bland as Veil
>>693343183 I’m not going to entertain your AI skills delusions, you bottom of the barrel trash. Not even for the sake of shitposting in a shitpost thread
>>693343336Yeah, no it looks dumb as dunb and goofy can be.
Dragon Age: Failhard.
>>693343085>/v/ shitting on a new game? litetally never happened before
>>693338217>This is not like a Dustborn, Saints Row, Redfall, Suicide Squad or a Concord situation.yeah it's fucking worse. the only thing this game has is its title, and even then people know the dragon age franchise fucking sucks
>>693340097rent free
>>693343336>AI slop
it looks like it's got a lot of pre-orders on steam unless i'm naive and steam conflates this shit if they get paid enoughit's frankly embarrassing to have LGBTQ as the first tag. it really is the only thing they care about, the game itself is an afterthought to the pandering
>>693343661People still waste money for half price cyber cringe and call of duty? I can forgive the latter, since for some people that’s the one annual release they even consider buying and playing
>>693332771>Mass Effect 3 is a blunder>People keep making jokes how EA will kill them off like how they killed off other studios for one failture>Still makes SW:TOR>Still makes Ass Effect Andromeda>Still makes Dragon Age Inquisition>Fucking AnthemI've never seen a studio before getting away with so many lukewarm received games and still not be killed off by a publisher notorious for putting any developer on the chopping block for not delivering "perfection" in their eyes. EA will still keep them around and Bioware will keep making more mediocre slop for years to come.
>>693343661Naw it’s a lot don’t listen to these chuds probably 1 million sales
>>693332771Genuinely extremely high likelihood lol.
>>693343661Preorders compared to what? It’s just the most preordered game at the time. What else is coming out? The fact that BO6 is still above it despite already being out means this isn’t the own you retards think it is.
>>693332771I feel like the game will sell just about enough for EA to keep them around for ME4, after that, they'll probably get yeeted and deleted. Dragon Age has too much brand power to go the Concord route unfortunately.
>>693343786All those games turned a profit retard even anthem broke even eventually
>>693343661Why aren't you using global top sellers?
>>693332771honestly the writing isn't really breaking any new ground being this shit. It's almost nostalgic, this kind of writing is literally what defined tumblr at it's peak. You young people are getting a taste of what these insufferable faggots thought good writing was 12 years ago. This is 100% par for Dr Who and Sherlock fans.
>>693335701your parents will put your real name on the tombstone
>>693343979It’s on par with what 99% of origins is as well
>>693333291>zoomer acronymIt's called an avatar.>>693338894Writing and casting done by women. It's the sort of thing you'd hear in a soap opera, the way they'd have the male actor speak.
>>693343887there's a sale on cyberpunk and DA4 is absolutely killing it. I'm excited for the next Mass Effect game. You love to see it.
>>693343336>>693343183Fuck off back to your janny-protected general. Nobody's interested in aislop.
>>693343183GOOD MORNING SAAR
>>693343661>steam salesEA projected Anthem to have at least 6m in sales. Even though Anthem broke even, EA considered it a financial disappointment. Bioware was gutted not long after. They need a homerun here or they're next in line for picrel
>>693333340You're really hitting the nail on the head.It feels like it was written by people who are just bad at flirting. Now I'm not Don Juan or anything but I can get some attention if I try hard enough and Lady Luck is on my side. If anybody ever tried to flirt with me like Bioware characters flirt I'd go home and take a scalding hot shower. I'd honestly take it as a hint someone wasn't interested and wanted to cringe me out.
>>693344272>>693344284Why does /v/ hate AI so much? Did I miss something?
>>693343979Tumblr was just some place in internet, not a high-budget AAA game. So it's still extraordinary.
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>>693344369what kind of ass backwards fucking logic is this? where do you think all those AAA staffers were spending their free time?
>>693344365Because it looks like cheap bottom of the barrel shit. Try to keep up
>>693335701>>693338064Go for it sisters! Don't just stop at on copy. Buy multiple and gift them to strangers! Shit, take out a loan if necessary. Owning chuds uber alles.
Chudbros. What would you prefer, Trump winning or Modern Age flopping and killing Bioware?
Didn't care for Inquisition, don't care for this one;But there's literally nothing cringey or "Woke" or "Bad" about the clips posted in this thread at allYou fucking faggots cry and whine more than the people you're bitching about>Generic fantasy game has fantasy tropes with romance optionsLike, I know you fags don't even play games, but seriously, doesn't it get fucking tiring just because contrarian faggot fucks all day long?
>>693344365CIA astroturfing to make people hostile to AI as a way to generate manufactured consent to whatever the CIA decides is "responsible" use of AI.When they're done with it you will be able to use AI as your fun little consumer toy, but it will be castrated into only being able to generate government approved messages. They'll have assess to the unfiltered versions. Eventually every online thought in the Zeitgeist will just be ChatGPT arguing with itself to further polarise the English speaking world.Every online debate is astroturfing. What, you think the resurgence of continental European philosophies like Nazism and Communism in the past 10 years is something that happened organically? No, that's a psyop from your friends at Elgin Air Force Base. It's just now they're more efficient at it because they got the unfiltered ChatGPT.
>>693333291i'm pretty sure he's the creator of a porn game
>>693344761Good morning sir.
>>693344761Fuck off skullface, I'm not listening to someone who jobs to fake snake
I don’t know what’s worse, dragon age veilgurd or the fact that the most recent cod, which hard appeals to hag fags, is on track to bring the most successful cod yet. 3 middle aged women as main characters, and one of the guys canonically having mommy issues and loving one of them.
>ea made pic related>ea made bf 2042>da deiguard is coming>"do you guys think the game will be good?"
Thse reviews are bought
I think you guys are being too harsh on AI. I mean, shit, it might have made The Veilguard a better game if they used ChatGPT during production.
>>693332771Is this some shit that'll talk about how sexual assault bad lecture? >>693333340Nah, now watching it, it's kinda cute.
>>693332771Imagine a world where a tyrant masquerading as an absolute benevolence eradicates all tits and butt from the world.I WOULD FUCKING JOIN THE VEIL ASSAULT FORCE AND SLAY THESE WANNABE GODS
>>693344816Good morning to you too, Mr. Glowie.For legal reasons, I am not suicidal and I will bake some cookies and leave them on my windowsil to cool at aproximwntly 3:15 PM. Please ensure they're delivered to any investigator assigned to me and let them know I hope they have a wonderful day. I would also appreciate if any of them have a request for a specific type of baked good if you'd drop it on a postcard for me. I'm excited to try new recipes. I also want it noted that I have not said anything that violates any kind of secret. All my statements are public knowledge until such a date as the record is changed. I also have not seen or witnessed any government agents involved in any crime. Matter of fact I'm blind in my left eye and 40% blind in my right so I don't see much of anything that would make me a viable witness against the government in any investigation.Big ups, Mr. CIA. Please leave me alone.
>>693344951>70did the check bounce?
>>693332771Bioware writing is Sharp as a Tack
>>693344841You're a fool if you don't realise that nothing you see happens organically.
>>693333712>You smell wonderful at this funeral.>not absolute kinoYou're a fucking homo retard imbecile.
>>693343969
>>693344761>What, you think the resurgence of continental European philosophies like Nazism and Communism in the past 10 years is something that happened organically? Nazism is resurgent because it is obviously correct.
bros...
>>693345219You’re butt blasted because I mocked the middling polish plumber game. My sides
>>693345313Fucking pajeet. Why is EVERY FUCKING WOMAN in western games a FUCKING PAJEET?
>>693345291It's resurgent because the glowies allowed its resurgence. It's like how they fool you into think you have freedoms but they hold a social contract over your head that you never agreed to and aren't allowed to reject.
>>693345363show me a pajeeta who looks like that
>>693332771What the actual fuck is up with this Disney/Kids cartoon tier writing? Why are so many shitty writers obsessed with it?
>>693345420>because the glowies allowed its resurgence.No, it's because they're too inept to stop it.
>>693332771I asked the gods for only two favors this year. Trump wins and Bioware goes broke.
>>693345502Women in the writers room. This is how they talk and think. They also never, ever do a second draft.
>>693345313Can my female Rook bang this horny bislut again?
>>693332771
>>693345564If you think the glowies are inept see what happens when you witness something and don't promise to keep your mouth shut.What happens is you develop this weird cancer that grows faster than any other cancer your oncologist has ever seen and just doesn't respond to any kind of chemo.
>>693345682Oh, you have actual schizophrenia, sorry I engaged with you
>>693345502The lead writer is a 40 y/o man with blue hair and that kind of fat body where they still have really small arms and legs but a fat torso.He is also their romance specialist.A man who has never known the touch of a woman and is likely spiteful towards traditional ideals of romance because of it.
I remember all the inquisition shitposting but that game somehow ended up being biowares best selling title.
>>693338217>And then there's the retarded woke BG3 fansThis looks absolutely nothing like BG3 and the writing isn't similar at all. This is kiddy cartoon tier writing while BG3 is more like how a millennial would re-interpret fantasy tropes from DnD.BG3 is "open" to a fault where you can do shit that makes no narrative sense what so ever while this shit looks like it might be more on rails than your average ride at Disneyland.
>>693345786"Somehow" is accounting fraud.
>>693345786It’s literally underage 26-24 year old underage shitposters pretending they’re adults with higher standards. It’s hilarious
>>693335747It gives me some serious schadenfreude.
>>693345786And yet I havent see anybody brings that game up when talking about great rpg.
>>693345786Get ready for veilguard to take that spot. Normie are hungry for a new rpg
>>693345839>underage 26-24 year old?????
>>693335747How does this thread affect you personally?
>>693332771context?
>>693345890Don't (you) bait
>>693345861Normies bought BG3 because it's 5E. DA4 is not 5E and therefore even tasteless normalfags will not give a shit
>>693341402>The Qun have a name for tranny and this is super accepted and the mom doesn't care, but non-binary is a bridge-too-far never heard of conceptthis doesn't even fucking make sense in the context of our society
>>693341402This shit is so poorly paced and written that it wouldn't surprise me if the devs come out and say that most of the game is written by an AI with time and compute restraints.
>>693345890Anon you can legally be an adult, but that’s ultimately irrelevant, especially if you still come across as a dummy. I’m going to treat and interact with you like a dummy. Hell you could be 44 and I’ll treat you like a kid if it’s warranted
>>693343979Even some of the worst TV shows I've ever seen have had better dialogue than this. This is a porno tier dialogue.
>>693345947That’s literally the whole point of every post in this tongue in cheek shitpost thread.
>>693335747
>>693335747It doesn't. I will do nothing but watch and laugh from the sideline while playing actual good games instead
>>693341621Why does she look like a Vietnamese salon girl who's had way too much plastic surgery?
>>693345952Oh no no no anon that’s not why at all
>>693345313Is that Isabela? Shouldn't girl be in her mid fifties by now? She looks good for her age
>>693344951Eurogamer gave it a 5/5, perfect score. No shit. >>693344959A.I. could write infinitely better dialogue than the trash they put in Vileguard.
>>693345502Dragon Age had a huge fandom of femcels and homos on tumblr writing gay fanfiction between the various characters. They're now the ones writing the games (they also prefer Inquisition and II to Origins)
>>693346095>why does the Asian character look Asian?Did you lick the windows on the short bus?
>>693346123>eurogamers>the only reason they’d give a score like this is because they’re bought and paid for They just have lower standards, it’s in the name.
>>693346183There is no way on the planet anybody played this game and thought it was a perfect, 100/100 game.
>>693345249Bioware is so fucking back.Try to stop this chuds. You can't.
>>693343183>>693343336I know this is AIslop but it looks cool as fuck. Wish humans could catch up
>>693345890An 18 year old is always going to be a know nothing kid to a 38 year old then same way a 28 year old will be a know nothing kid to a 48 year old and on and on. That’s just how life works
>>693332771>that effeminate stumble and cringe "romantic" lineWhy?
>>693346213It’s true in the same way skill up is only bashing it because he’s throwing a tantrum over not getting a review code and figured he could get more views formatting his video the way he did. It’s a business model, I don’t hold it against him.
>>693344750Fucking tourist trying to fit in with excessive use of "faggot" fuck off back to hell shitlord
>>693346371Whatever his reason, he gave a more honest review in the process that was actually willing to critique the game for its many faults that all of the other reviewers coincidentally wanted to sweep under the rug and pretend this is some 9/10, 10/10 game.
>>693346314If you use age as an agrument then you have already lost just sayin'
>>693346462Many faults being subjective to your opinion, not indisputable fact. It’s clearly a 7.5 maybe even an 8/19 game
>>693346523Agree to disagree. But if you add in passive aggressive statements, you’ve super lost fyi
>>693346538Anon the game's writing is some of the worst I've ever seen out of any entertainment medium. Worse than shitty movies, worse than shitty shows, worse than shitty things I read online, worse than shitty games. Literally some of the worst fucking dialogue I've ever seen. The characters mouths don't even move in motion with what they're saying with some of the stiffest looking animations possible. This is supposedly a cutting edge triple A game and they can't even get the characters to move their mouths properly? This game is a fucking joke anon, drop the bullshit.
>>693346319It's difficult to really state how fucked in the head millennials are. As a generation, they had no authentic experiences whatsoever, everything was dictated by pop culture. What you're looking at in modern media is millennials trying to create things like what they grew up with, but entirely lacking the emotional why that media was made the way it was. So it just boils down to references and mimicry with a huge helping of self referential, post-ironic "humour". There is nothing on this earth less genuine than millennials as a generation, and I would know because I am one.
>>693344750Ah yes non-binary genders, my favorite fantasy tropes
>>693346620I’m not going to drop anything. If faggots are going to cry and spam the catalog and shitpost over non issues, I’m going to join in and shitpost in the shitpost threads. Get on board or get over it.
>>693346229Even the bait in these threads is veilguard tier writing.As the white women on twitter say, "do better"
No wonder why devs cried about BG3.
>>693335701>Still buying it bigots.>>693338064>This but unironically.
>>693346749I think they were right though. There's no comparing this to BG3
>>693346749Yeah, another shitty photo realistic ugly ass and poorly written cringe game whose only redeeming quality was being turn based
>>693335747>>693335701
>>693346101Yes it is, dumbfuck. 5E is riduculously, unbelievably popular among normalfags.
>>693346538>It’s clearly a 7.5 maybe even an 8/19 gameYour typo made your post correct, but your intent was fucking stupid and wrong.
>>693346787It's poorly written when compared to excellent writing.BG3 might as well be written by 5 John Steinbecks if we're comparing it to this garbage Veilguard dialogue.
>>693347101My dwarf noble just railed Morrigan in my last origins run. Just as cringe as anything in clip. Just accept the reality it’s always been goofy substandard cringe trash. It will be easier for you champ.
>>693346586You've already lost when you pulled a Barve, bigot.
>>693343085>troon accusing normal people of being vocal minoritythe projection is getting way out of hand
>>693347257>resorting to memes lol lmao and grass
>>693346704>Non issuesIt's a video game board. If the game is shit, isn't that an issue? It's like your game's main strength is its story and role playing and characters, and if those are shit well, the game is gonna suffer for it. You wanna shitpost about it it's a free country bro! Be my guest. But let's not pretend it's just an opinion that this game is shit. It's objective fact, absolutely piece of garbage this game.
>only we get to shitpost reeeeee
>>693347257W>>693347282Barve, L
>>693339586>anti-woke fags legitimately excited to play it??
>>693347191DAO being overrated doesn't make this game not dogshit
>>693347330>This game is shit>Lol dude come on stop shitposting>No I mean it's actually straight garbage>bro come on anybody can shitpost why are you doing that>THE GAME IS TRASH>Yeah okay I can shitpost too good one bro haha
>>693347289>literally frothing over a 7.5 game because you want another iteration of concord(tortanic) to shitpost over It was old in 2011 and it’s old today. How sad
>>693347036Keep believing your retardation
>>693341402>this will help us sell games
>>693332771>>693333340I expected much worse, yes, it's very cheesy, almost unbearably so, but compared to all the Taash shit i've seen, this looks like a actually OK
>>693335747HEY LOOK AT HIM! ANON DID THE MEME!
>>693346621It's so weird because it used to be they'd try to have a "neutral" version of the scene because the protagonist can be male or female but defaulting to female mannerisms looks really bad on a male character.
>>693332771No they will blame "pirates" and "the anti-woke crowd". The investors are retarded and will believe it
>>693347404But enough about Elden ring
>>693338561She ruined the cat for me in sprint vector. Such a waste of a sex design
>>693347506You wish, troon.
>>693347492Smarter than creatives, look at cdpr and larian
>>693337802you are right its an elf
>>693338064Kill yourself faggot
hellllooooooo saaaaaars, plessee redeeem Vanguard
>>693338064He looks built for BBC
No. Just like people loved the faggy bear fuck simulator, this will sell amazing and have people claim it's GOTY and will keep Bioware afloat until their next flop.
>>693347616We already told AI anon to fuck off, you’re too late
>>693341402Kek, the absolute state of trannyfaggots
>>693347616Good morning!Kindly be talkking about the gameplay, these writing is strange but still good. I will be enjoying the vileguard very much.
>>693347438It might not be completely normalised, but long-form recordings like Critical Role and Dimension 20 with well-known voice actors, and the Vox Machina show, have certainly shined a light on DnD, specifically 5E, that wasn't there before. Previously, DnD was just a game fat nerds played (not wrong), but now people are like "wow [person] who voiced [characters i like] are doing this thing and it seems fun, I guess I'll take a look" and then two weeks later they're on a discord getting groomed asking how many d4 damage dilation does.
>>693332771Anthem already did that. BIOWARE just finishes this game and then its over.
>>693345984Well...
>>693347698No one follows western voice actors. It’s not like they have the same equivalent celebrity of a Japanese seiyuu
>>693347692>vileguard
>>693345337>contrarian child keeps digging deeper and deeperlel
>>693347757It's not at the same level for sure, but there are definitely people that are fucking fanatics for certain voice actors. I don't understand it myself, and while I can distinguish sounds from video games being repurposed in movies like a autist, I often can't tell two characters being voiced by the same person (also like an autist).
I have to admit this. I love freak shows. Just look at this absurd shit, how can you not laugh? I love making freaky nigger midget characters, and now I get a whole party of them with cringe Marvel dialogue? I get to make them trans? Are you suggesting I should skip this? It's a perfect farce with incredible tonal issues.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zY1orxW8Aw
>>693347776The entirety of the Witcher game series is the pinnacle of average. That’s always been true on /v/
>>693344761SAAAARS
>>693332771No. Next game perhaps
>>693347776>crying about contrarianism>on the large media contrarian shitpost board You really don’t belong in /v/ tourist
>>693344761is it the CIA's fault that you still shit on the street Ravjit?
>>693340876Not since the disappointment of Mass Effect 3
>>693340876Bioware has released bad game after bad game ever since they dropped DA2
>>693348051>Not a single one from OriginIt's truly the fucking Ship of Theseus
>>693344772That is even worse given that those games ARE the ugliest shit I've ever seen, even considering whatever the fuck is going on with Qunari in Veilguard
>ITS TOPPING STEAM CHARTS!!! yeah and so did Black ops 6 thats available via gamepass with claims that doing so will hurt its overall sales a lotDEIguard being in the charts is completely meaningless
>>693348220Topping the charts behind a 14 year old remaster (even being behind it)
>>693348268It’s not a remaster. Anons can’t even do due diligence correctly
>>693348268It surpassed RDR1 for now
>>693348361>anon does xHello, r/greentext!
>>693348220Topping the charts doesn't guarantee it'll break even. Do we have a figure for development cost yet?
>>693338064pronouns man is still rent free for you
>>693348603Back to your containment site
>>693335747i would like the video games that come out to not be shit
So I've never touched this series. Was the first game pretty straight DnD-inspired fantasy that just went downhill with every entry?
>>693348739pretty much
>>693348653Team size, time spent in development, average wage of game devThese three give you the estimation for part of the cost.
>>693348739It was their attempt at another dnd campaign that turned into their original up that was sold in being “mature” (soft T with a handful of borderline m rated elements) with a lot of probability with origins classes agency and choice. Overall the campaign is pretty meandering and perfectly average at best . But it was released in a drought where the genre was falling out of favor
>>693348051What the fuck did Hans Zimmer do for this game? How many people did EA have to lay off to sign his paycheck?
>>693348739Yup, it was a hyper simplified DnD style system in a Tolkien inspired gritty realist fantasy setting. So think of the setting as A Song of Ice and Fire lite but with more DnD esque use of magic and monsters.
>>693333340cringe but cuteno point complaining about this when the rest of the game is so much worse
>>693348795Can't even get an accurate number for the dev team because it had high turnover and was put on hiatus at least once
>>693338561I can't fucking read this
>>693348974AND outsourcing
Of all the studios EA refuse to kill its this shambling corpse of a Bioware
>>693341402I refuse to believe a human wrote this, a force observing us wrote this trying to blend in.
>>693348951there was nothing cute there
Probably not, it will probably crawl until the next Mass Effect game and likely be liquidated after that fails too.
>>693348739the first one was edgy baldurs gate for the console dudebro audience. they had fucking marilyn manson for the trailer, so I wouldn't call it straight DnD fantasyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PQXplXYxccthis is definitely a new low though
>>693349423I think a fair description is edgy Tolkien, because they definitely took pointers from the Lord of the Rings (movies)
>>693335747Misallocation of capital is bad for everyone
>>693341402It really does make sense when you insert the laugh track
>>693349492yeah probably, i only said baldurs gate because it's bioware
>>693349548the gameplay is very much Baldur's Gate, that's for sure
>>693349183>oof ouch touching you hurt>i am ok though>woman has a complete fucking meltdown about itLore accurate
>>693332771I LOVE MY GOOFY DWARF WIFEWHY OH WHY IS SHE ETERNALLY TRAPPED IN DRAGON AGE IP
>>693344772>>693332771he's a grifter loser that is advertising his shitty account here. grifter mo.
>>693341402What the fuck is this shit? Lol
Did a lot of people want to romance Harding in Inquisition? I remember she had a following/fanbase, and now in Veilguard you can romance her. I don't know why people are upset? They let you romance someone that you couldn't romance in Inquisition.
>>693338217>This is not like a Dustborn, Saints Row, Redfall, Suicide Squad or a Concord situationAndromeda and Anthem fit into this group and Veilguard isn't suddenly going to change that when its clearly worse than both
>>693341402>"It's very important we put a transgender scene in the game showing a character struggling to come out to their parents/parent. I think a lot of players will resonate and appreciate that as it's a common struggle." I can just see the conversation in the writer's room. $5 says half the writers were transgender and went through a similar situation with their parents.
>>693333340HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and she looks like the fat ogre chick in shrek without the green HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>693335747I loved Origins and it affects me personally because I know we will never see a game like that ever again because the fucking devs keeps givir priority to fucking ideologies instead of the fucking game, story, mechanics, writing, and everything else just to deliver a fucking piece of garbage to push their agendas not even to sell copies
>>693350145you mean origins the game that had a dude show up at your camp everytime you rested that you couldn't talk to unless you bought the dlc?
>>693350191which dlc was that one for again?
>>693349691ew
>>693339957the fact that she looks like a real life chink while she's supposed to be an elf is immersion breaking af
>>693333340They're doing the enthusiastic consent thing. You have to announce and narrate what you're going to do before you do it, otherwise you're a vile rapist.
>>693341402just looked up this corinne busche personthey hired a the sims 3 designer as game director for an rpg? what
From now on when you misgender someone you no longer get canceled or need to apologize or anything, just do push ups and you are free from criticism.
>>693350623I do 50 every day, meaning I can misgender 5 trannies daily for free. I'll check out Twitter.
>>693338354Stfu tranny
>>693350623very progressive now that I can earn my T-word pass
>>693349795grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter
>>693343661you live in a communist shithole?
>>693343336>>693343183it's freaky because it's ai, otherwise it would just be laughable puppet CGI shit
>>693344761central india agency?
ITT:
>>693341402this game just screams of leftist brainrot. like the females who get brainwashed in psychology school and then prepare in their head daily to try to come out as lesbianoids or vegans to their parents
>>693332771Someone made a video of all the Cringe interactions with the "Trash" character, but EA took it down via Copyright strike: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYzTNy1y7KUDefinitely don't look at or share any of these ahead of their Big Game Launch tomorrow, EA wouldn't want that.Full 30 minutes (low-res): https://files.catbox.moe/3im089.mp4"Nobody likes being a woman" (Ultra Cringe): https://streamable.com/amyr4e"I can't even be a woman right" Parts 1-3: https://streamable.com/gx8dqk https://streamable.com/t9bnv7 https://streamable.com/25xxxz"Kay Bye" Parts 1-2: https://streamable.com/851l5g https://streamable.com/0bxhw8"Ready to talk to my mother about who I really am" Parts 1-2: https://streamable.com/baey9r https://streamable.com/and3nd"So I'm non-binary" (Top Cringe) Parts 1-2: https://streamable.com/3vux4h https://streamable.com/7xzuvf"The Dragon King" Parts 1-2: https://streamable.com/3s2wso https://streamable.com/4enth1"Pulling a Bharv" (Giga Cringe) Parts 1-3: https://streamable.com/m3b7rv https://streamable.com/4elqwu https://streamable.com/osj0aw"You Smell Good": https://streamable.com/jf8cs5
>>693332771what were the costs to make this? 150-250M?how do investors look at this case, did they expect easy returns from an established brand?it started in 2015, so that's almost 9 years, so that's a long time waiting for money, you could have invested somewhere else and doubled, tripled itso my guess is that if it doesn't pay off 200%+ they won't get money as easily next roundcould be the end of Dragon Agehow many sales do they need for 300-500M?>Dragon Age: Inquisition sold over 12 million copies. Its success surprised even the publisher, EA.
>>693350671How can anyone look at this and think "yeah this is acceptable"? This weird realistic-but-not face is so fucking disgusting
>>693338217This anon might sadly be right. It won't be a huge success but there is enough Dragon Age wine aunts and retards who buy games for the studio name, not people, who will be fooled by the perspective of playing the NEW DRAGON AGE.
>>693340097God i hate this nigger so fucking much. He does more damage than good. Cannot put any effort into actual research.
>>693345363Because Pajeets are the most plentiful race on the planet and they flood first world countries like US and Canada so they get pandered to.
does this shit have denuvo? the hilarity surrounding it may make it worth a pirate honestly
>>693333340if its one thing, romancing Harding so she doesnt get with Trash is peak
>>693352889no, they didnt bother with anti piracy
>>693352910nice
>>693333340ok but why is the voice acting so shit
>>693332771FUCK OFF TWITTER SCREENCAP
>>693339957just wish her tits weren't hanging below her navel
>>693338217>>693338464>>693338547What are you just assuming that the fans of a dark fantasy franchise are going to buy an MCU style entry? Nobody expected Metroid fans to buy Metroid Prime Blast Ball>inb4 spin-offs don't count Then the Saints Row reboot
>>693345313This is pretty hot but no one comments about her dressing like this where all the other females are fully clothed?
>>693350494I hate how this shit has crept even into porn games.
>>693339957She lookos a lot like Karen Fukuhara but with a much bigger nose.
>>693341402This is some Tommy Wiseau level writing."Well, I got the results of the test back - I definitely have breast cancer."
>>693345249So it's getting beaten by yet another CoD game, but it's managing to outperform a game that's not coming out for another 4 months. That's not an amazing showing.
if you see the same reply getting tons of yous it's a samefag.i know you zoomers are actually fucking retarded and probably can't tell the difference, so think about it as public service for you troglodytes? Aight? pz
>>693347736Well...
>>693350056>half the writers were transgenderWrong, 3 of 3 writers are trannies, lol
>>693344140You mean a game that’s been out for three years? Why the fuck would anyone have that preordered?
>>693345363Because Pajeeta is your next president and it's part of election campaign
>>693338336not comparable, bioware still has a fanbase that will continue to eat their slop and those same people were apologists for Andromeda, Anthem, and DA:I
>>693354809Refer to >>693338636
>>693354848True but there is still a bunch of women and fags who are huge bioware "fans" (they only played inquisition) who will be buying this is it enough to sell well? who the fuck knowsI hope it flops but I'm not getting my hopes up
>>693355249It's going to be a flop, even if it sells 'well', we don't have the development cost yet, but given how many years it's been under development for, it's probable they won't break even
>>693335701Bait, but I love the idea that there are people out there throwing their hard-earned money at shitty games they won't play to own the chuds.
concord xisters are we ok? just wanted to make sure we're ok and ready for today
>will it flopyes>will it lose moneyno, "investors" will cover it
>>693355464>that shitty cosplaylmao
>>693348051Well you don't want David Gaider in your new DA game neither. Dark times indeed
>>693356182why whatever do you mean?
>>693335701No you're not.
All I care about in this god forsaken franchise is my wife Morrigan and my son Kieran. Do they make an appearance in this game? What happened to the OG Warden?
>>6933327711° game in Steam seller list. We are fucked...
