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Is there any chance this game kills off Bioware?
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Whomst even plays this trash?
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>>693332771
>porn game engine pfp
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>>693332771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzHTbQcAxMI
>I....I could kiss you right now.
>I'm going to kiss you right now.
This is written by people that have never kissed someone before.
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>>693333333
Fuck you
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>>693332771
Knew what?
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About as cringe as Geralt's awkward dork interactions with his romance options.
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>>693332771
Still buying it bigots.
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How does this affect you personally?
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>>693332771
What was the context of this shot? I don't get it. What does the person know, and who is this person?
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If (insert previous game here) didn't do it what makes you think this game will kill them off?
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>>693335769
Dorf's probably a biological man or something
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>>693336237
Retard
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>>693332771
lets be real, this is not a man.
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>>693337042
Yes, you are.
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>>693337802
Looks like a more manly than the long haired pretty boy in the warhammer 40 cringe.
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>>693332771
No, there's still the new Mass Effect coming, they'll be kept around for that if nothing else, but if that fails, then Bioware is getting canned.
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>>693335701
This but unironically.
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>>693332771
Nah, there's still enough good will that it won't outright flop. Unless they course correct, the next game probably tanks then though
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I'm going to see what actual player reviews say, rather than entertain the delusion some youtuber an authority on good games.
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This won't kill Bioware. There are enough people, who despite being skeptical, will buy the game just to finish what Trespasser started. And then there's the actual retarded woke fans who are somewhat plentiful despite you not running into them in 4chan. And then there's the retarded woke BG3 fans who will also take a gander at the game. There are enough demographics to sell to that the game won't be a completely catastrophy.

This is not like a Dustborn, Saints Row, Redfall, Suicide Squad or a Concord situation.
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>>693338217
Then it is over for WRPGs if this sells.
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>>693338217
>actual retarded woke fans who are somewhat plentiful
If this were true, Concord would have sold better
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>>693338301
The only objectively bad thing shown about the game is the over designed UI and effect indicators.
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>>693338217
>Trespasser
from what's been said, the game ignores it entirely. solas is like 5% of the game
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>>693338354
and the writing
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>>693333340
What the fuck is this disney bullshit
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>>693332771
>Deiguard
How young are you people who think Bioware needs DEI incentives to be gung ho about this shit? They pioneered it before ESG was even a twinkle in ol' Larry's eye.
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>>693338336
I didn't even know concord existed until the steam charts threads on /v/ laughing at it. Dragon age and bioware are established names with established fandrones.
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>>693338390
2minutes of a 60 hour campaign
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>>693338474
All of the dialogue we have seen is awful
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>>693333340
that amount of cringe could kill a man
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>>693338336
Concord was a new game. Dragon Age has fostered a fanbase that is generally left-leaning because of their inclusion of same sex romances. A lot of the fanbase is also women, almost half if I'm not mistaken.
>>693338369
That doesn't really matter. People are still curious.
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>>693338528
Subjective
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>>693338217
So it's more years of trash incoming. They need to take a hit of a few billion to burn that ESG cash.
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>>693332771
one can only hope, is dearly love them going under for their garbage, particularly ruining mass effect and dragon age
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>>693338552
No
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>>693332771
bioware is an undead zombie at this point, already died long ago
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>>693338547
I'm just saying that including that demographic in your lineup is foolish because we know they don't buy games for a fact at this point.
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>>693338528
No more cringe than every time I had to listen to meme reeves’ character in cyberpunk
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>>693332771
there's a non-zero chance, they might actually get fucked over by the Monster Hunter beta test
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>>693338552
No more cringe than liar of the shadow broker any time there’s banter between Shepard or liara
No more cringe then mass effect 3ms entire citadel dlc
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>>693332771
I want to sell this a billion copies, people playing this shit will have a much more desasterous effect than it simply failing. And if anthem couldn't kill bioware, this game won't since it at least seems to function.
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>>693337898
Yes, you are
Can you seriously not wrap your brain around "eventually these repeated failures are bound to add up" ?
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>>693338354
and the animations
and the map design
and the voice acting
and what examples of the writing we've seen
and the combat
aaaaaaaaaaand the artstyle
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>>693332771
Bioware is just a name, it already died half a dozen times. I really doubt there's anyone involved in this game that worked on Origins.
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>>693332771
>I need to farm rage engagement. Please get mad.
Fuck off back to twitter hoe.
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>>693338789
the lead writer has been with Bioware since Mass Effect 1, I dunno if he worked on Origins specifically though
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>>693336237
It has been a decade since they last released a game that didn't flop. I really doubt their finances will allow another one.
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>>693333340
Why does rook here sound so fruity?
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>>693338779
>artyle
Anything that’s not photorealism supersedes said photorealism in my book. The latter is just bottom of the barrel generic and lazy garbage
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It should be interesting to see how the score is going to drop in the next couple of weeks. Skillup's video seems to be the most popular review and all he did was pretty much let the game speak for itself while giving his opinion.
It's hilarious that EA was cautious about who they gave a review code to and they could still only get a 82.
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>>693332771
everything around this game is reminding me of starfield

it'll probably sell well at release then quickly drop off of a cliff afterwards
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>>693338913
Stylization doesn't automatically make it good. It looks like a cheap knockoff of a Pixar movie which doesn't fit Dragon Age at all.
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>>693335747
It gives me something to personally point and laugh at.
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>>693332771
I really, really hope so
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>>693338840
You mean the literal pronoun freak that wrote some side books then this disgrace we are witnessing?
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>>693339042
It just makes it better than photorealism. That's the end of it.
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>>693339175
he was the lead writer on Jaws of Hakkon and Trespasser, at least
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>>693339291
ok, it still looks like shit
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>>693339398
Nah, not really
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>>693339417
Yes, really. Not only does a cartoony artstyle not work for Dragon Age, the stiff, robotic animations make it look even more unnatural.
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>>693335769
Dorf currently has Rogue-itis and if touched has raw magic start negatively impacting the other character. The character knew this would happen and kissed the dorf anyway
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>>693339335
Feels like he took all his non binary issues out and dumped them on Taash
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>>693338889
it's going to flop b/c there is simply no fucking way they are making their money back on this 10 year shitshow investment. I think it matters more about how close they can get to breaking even. 3 million copies would probably be the safe bet. There is a ton of cope going around. All the anti-woke fags are shidding themselves to get their hands on it, not just to crap on it, but because they seem to be legitimately excited to play it. So much cognitive dissonance. We're going to see negative reviews with 100 hours left and right.
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>>693339457
Nah, dragon age is the series of nugs and quirky banter with occasional set dressing. Just finished my dwarf noble runin origins. I’ll never understand the childlike mentality that something needs to have blood and gore and oiss and shit everywhere to qualify it as mature. That’s literally never been the case in any media
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>>693339586
At this post I have to wonder what would kill Bioware, EA has gutted studios for less
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This game looks really, really bad but I kind of want to flirt with the redhead dwarf because Ali Hillis is a nice hag
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Its over
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>>693339586
EA can definitely absorb it. Mainly they would want to make a good impression that they could leverage in the future. But Bioware trannies fucked that up.
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>>693335802
gods, not god
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>>693332771
I just want the dwarf model to get ripped because we need more shortstack fucking.
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she ugly cute
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>>693339786
it looks like EA has been using Bioware as a training ground for interns and entry level devs. EA did dump a shit ton of studios, but maybe they've had the foresight to realize they need to keep, what is largely considered to be, one of the best western RPG studios in history. They haven't had that distinction for 25 years, but still. I think if it sells under 1 million copies, people are getting fired. Idk if they'll ever shutter Bioware at this point. Even if this flops, this isn't their biggest IP. That has to go to Mass Effect. They probably consider this a dry run for how to manipulate the media and the masses. After they deconstruct every ME character and death threats are thrown around, then maybe they'll call it quits. I don't think we'll see anything definitive until after the new ME drops.
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Did BioWare ever make good games or were they just kings of console slop?
Honestly think if their whole library and games that took inspiration from them could just completely vanished, gaming as a whole would be the same.
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>>693339957
her big head makes her a child you pedo
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KEK Grumzzcord is having a melty.
cry more faggot
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>>693338126
>Unless they course correct

Unless they fire just about everyone that's not happening. It's an impossibility.
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>>693335747
It made me trans. I'm now none buynary.
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>>693338217
Nah, dude. We have the receipts. It's massively flopping in preorders. If you think this piece of shit is somehow going to start selling better AFTER it comes out and is exposed and mocked for all its cringe even more than it is right now, I've got a bridge to sell you. I sincerely doubt this will even sell 2 million in the first month. Maybe it does one million, maybe 1.5m tops, but that's not even remotely close to what it needs to sell to be profitable. Based on the numbers we're seeing I don't think it will ever be profitable. This is going to be Bioware's biggest flop. Even worse than Anthem.
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>>693340097
>Grumzzcord
nigbel website troon
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>>693338217
>trespasser
what, that jurassic park game?
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>>693340302
Isn't it doing reasonably well on Steam topsellers?
I usually hate numberfaggotry, the only cases where I can remotely tolerate it is to laugh at western AAA garbage
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>>693340097
Why are so many troons obsessed with this guy? Like they seem to bring him up constantly out of nowhere.
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>>693340357
Just when I thought I was free from you faggots spamming this fucker you swapped to a new twitter shitter to spam.
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>>693335747
How does someone complaining about this affect (You) personally?
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>>693340620
cause this guy is the leader of the anti-woke brigade. He doesn't even do his research and just sprouts out shit into the void to get clicks.
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>>693332771
We'll see when the sales numbers come up
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>>693338064
Resetera along with that rope of yours is the other way, dumb faggot.
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>>693339926
>Game has to do well for cute dwarf sexo
>Culture war bullshit will mean no competent coomers will touch this game with a 10 foot poll
It hurts.
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>>693340824
This isn't concord dipshit. Bioware has been a pillar of the gaming industry for years.
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>>693340741
and thats fine
he can take the heat while those of us doing the actual work get to continue ad infinitum
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>>693340876
20 years ago, maybe
theyre old news, and EA are the epitome of soulless corporate overlords
EA will do what is in it's nature
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>>693340741
>sprouts out shit into the void to get clicks
So every twitter poster ever
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>>693332771
Oh god this is giving second hand embarrassment
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>>693339417
yes really. the qunari designs in particular. awful, awful, awful
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>>693335747
It makes me laugh a lot.
How does it affect you?
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Even Andromeda and Anthem didn't kill them.
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>>693332771
Bioware, more like Buy o'ne'er
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>>693340598
it's high on the top sellers, but RDR was outselling it today except for the last few hours now and that only had ~7k people
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>>693340876
Mass Effect 3 was 12 years ago. Nothing noteworthy from them since. Get out of your basement retard.
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>>693337968
it looks hardly like a person and what character are you even talking about?
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>>693339417
You are fucking high
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>>693340620
they just want someone to blame and mock
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>>693341295
Nah, I’m not a trashy person.
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https://streamable.com/fn6sso

it's kino, jerry
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>>693340741
so he's just like them
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>>693341402
>EA copyright striking any Taash clips
Makes me laugh
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>>693339957
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Listening to swan lake watching this game flop in real time
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>>693340741
>cause this guy is the leader of the anti-woke brigade
No he’s not, this guy gained notoriety earlier this year and people have been against woke shit for a lot longer
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>>693341621
>literally no energy at all behind any of those strikes
Jesus christ they really put the absolute bare minimum into every facet of the game, didn't they?
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>>693340741
>t.
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>>693335701
nobody stopped you from chopping off your dick/tirs
nobody gonna stop you from buying a game

or maybe you're one of those sandnigger shills they hire in india to keep posting retarded things

kys eitherway
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>>693341402
kek
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bioware are the "patient zero" of the dei-infested gaming industry
everything wrong with today's industry was done by them first
for patient zero to finally succumb is both inevitable and cathartic, it needs to happen, and it will happen, everyone should look forward to the disease-carrier dying
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>>693341878
Kamala2024.jpg
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Dragoncock cage
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>>693341621
THAT
JUST
HAPPENED
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>>693341402
Comedy gold.
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>>693341878
I'm gonna believe in my mind that he's just visiting his parents on his 35th birthday and not living there.
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I'm already seeing the cope on social media, people aren't going to actually defend the writing, just pretend it doesn't exist as usual.

>every game has quirky awkward lines
>people focus too much on it
>its only a tiny fraction of the writing

Did having no standards come first, or did the team sports mentality to always defend "their side" lower them first? Honestly curious.
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>>693337968
redditor
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>>693341698
he took off harder than most of them, at least that stay in the vidya sphere
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>>693342345
Not really, no one but trannies and wokefags care about his shit. It seems the only time he is brought up is to say that anyone that calls out woke shit is just parroting him.
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>>693338064
cringe and wrong, stop projecting and go back or even better just rope yourself already
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>>693342283
The only warhammer game worth playing is rogue trader due to being a crpg. I don’t care about generic muscle dudes in a giant wave based tps.
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>>693338064
You're that same faggot who keeps spamming these delusion, just kys
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>>693341402
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>>693338064
>pic
This is how slop eaters like you look and behave
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>>693338217
>will buy the game just to finish what Trespasser started.
nobody actually cares about these gay characters. bioware is still coasting off their old name.
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>>693341402
This might be more embarrassing than dustborn.
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>>693341281
Sanguinius or Fulgrim would be my first guess.
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>>693342941
No I was referring the loser who got demoted when Titus game back to the homo circle jerk squad.
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Five million people fell for Anthem despite all the warning signs.

I want to hope the masses have wised up, but customers are fickle and forgettable creaturs.
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>>693338546
>that amount of cringe could kill a man
https://fextralife.com/forums/t74294/why-do-a-lot-of-girls-play-dragon-age
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>>693342724
You’re the same anon who thinks the entire site is shitting on the game. It’s really just a vocal minority of about 12 newfag tourists shitposting.
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This AI video has better enemy design than the game's entire cast.
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>>693340741
>this guy is the leader of the anti-woke brigade.
According to?
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>>693339852
how can i do it
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>>693341402
Based mother
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>>693343186
according to the woke brigade
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>>693343183
That’s looks fucking retarded
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>>693343019
Gadriel, the Asian fella? The one without long hair? The one who looks like a normal dude with metal bolts in his head? lmao
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>>693343183
Good morning sir.
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>>693343281
Yeah but at least it's not as bland as Veil
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>>693343183
I’m not going to entertain your AI skills delusions, you bottom of the barrel trash. Not even for the sake of shitposting in a shitpost thread
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>>693343336
Yeah, no it looks dumb as dunb and goofy can be.
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Dragon Age: Failhard.
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>>693343085
>/v/ shitting on a new game? litetally never happened before
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>>693338217
>This is not like a Dustborn, Saints Row, Redfall, Suicide Squad or a Concord situation.
yeah it's fucking worse. the only thing this game has is its title, and even then people know the dragon age franchise fucking sucks
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>>693340097
rent free
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>>693343336
>AI slop
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it looks like it's got a lot of pre-orders on steam unless i'm naive and steam conflates this shit if they get paid enough
it's frankly embarrassing to have LGBTQ as the first tag. it really is the only thing they care about, the game itself is an afterthought to the pandering
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>>693343661
People still waste money for half price cyber cringe and call of duty? I can forgive the latter, since for some people that’s the one annual release they even consider buying and playing
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>>693332771
>Mass Effect 3 is a blunder
>People keep making jokes how EA will kill them off like how they killed off other studios for one failture
>Still makes SW:TOR
>Still makes Ass Effect Andromeda
>Still makes Dragon Age Inquisition
>Fucking Anthem
I've never seen a studio before getting away with so many lukewarm received games and still not be killed off by a publisher notorious for putting any developer on the chopping block for not delivering "perfection" in their eyes. EA will still keep them around and Bioware will keep making more mediocre slop for years to come.
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>>693343661
Naw it’s a lot don’t listen to these chuds probably 1 million sales
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>>693332771
Genuinely extremely high likelihood lol.
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>>693343661
Preorders compared to what? It’s just the most preordered game at the time. What else is coming out? The fact that BO6 is still above it despite already being out means this isn’t the own you retards think it is.
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>>693332771
I feel like the game will sell just about enough for EA to keep them around for ME4, after that, they'll probably get yeeted and deleted. Dragon Age has too much brand power to go the Concord route unfortunately.
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>>693343786
All those games turned a profit retard even anthem broke even eventually
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>>693343661
Why aren't you using global top sellers?
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>>693332771
honestly the writing isn't really breaking any new ground being this shit. It's almost nostalgic, this kind of writing is literally what defined tumblr at it's peak. You young people are getting a taste of what these insufferable faggots thought good writing was 12 years ago. This is 100% par for Dr Who and Sherlock fans.
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>>693335701
your parents will put your real name on the tombstone
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>>693343979
It’s on par with what 99% of origins is as well
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>>693333291
>zoomer acronym
It's called an avatar.
>>693338894
Writing and casting done by women. It's the sort of thing you'd hear in a soap opera, the way they'd have the male actor speak.
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>>693343887
there's a sale on cyberpunk and DA4 is absolutely killing it. I'm excited for the next Mass Effect game. You love to see it.
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>>693343336
>>693343183
Fuck off back to your janny-protected general. Nobody's interested in aislop.
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>>693343183
GOOD MORNING SAAR
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>>693343661
>steam sales
EA projected Anthem to have at least 6m in sales. Even though Anthem broke even, EA considered it a financial disappointment. Bioware was gutted not long after. They need a homerun here or they're next in line for picrel
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>>693333340
You're really hitting the nail on the head.
It feels like it was written by people who are just bad at flirting.
Now I'm not Don Juan or anything but I can get some attention if I try hard enough and Lady Luck is on my side. If anybody ever tried to flirt with me like Bioware characters flirt I'd go home and take a scalding hot shower.
I'd honestly take it as a hint someone wasn't interested and wanted to cringe me out.
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>>693344272
>>693344284
Why does /v/ hate AI so much? Did I miss something?
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>>693343979
Tumblr was just some place in internet, not a high-budget AAA game. So it's still extraordinary.
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>>693344369
what kind of ass backwards fucking logic is this? where do you think all those AAA staffers were spending their free time?
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>>693344365
Because it looks like cheap bottom of the barrel shit. Try to keep up
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>>693335701
>>693338064
Go for it sisters! Don't just stop at on copy. Buy multiple and gift them to strangers! Shit, take out a loan if necessary. Owning chuds uber alles.
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Chudbros. What would you prefer, Trump winning or Modern Age flopping and killing Bioware?
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Didn't care for Inquisition, don't care for this one;
But there's literally nothing cringey or "Woke" or "Bad" about the clips posted in this thread at all
You fucking faggots cry and whine more than the people you're bitching about

>Generic fantasy game has fantasy tropes with romance options
Like, I know you fags don't even play games, but seriously, doesn't it get fucking tiring just because contrarian faggot fucks all day long?
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>>693344365
CIA astroturfing to make people hostile to AI as a way to generate manufactured consent to whatever the CIA decides is "responsible" use of AI.
When they're done with it you will be able to use AI as your fun little consumer toy, but it will be castrated into only being able to generate government approved messages. They'll have assess to the unfiltered versions. Eventually every online thought in the Zeitgeist will just be ChatGPT arguing with itself to further polarise the English speaking world.

Every online debate is astroturfing. What, you think the resurgence of continental European philosophies like Nazism and Communism in the past 10 years is something that happened organically? No, that's a psyop from your friends at Elgin Air Force Base. It's just now they're more efficient at it because they got the unfiltered ChatGPT.
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>>693333291
i'm pretty sure he's the creator of a porn game
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>>693344761
Good morning sir.
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>>693344761
Fuck off skullface, I'm not listening to someone who jobs to fake snake
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I don’t know what’s worse, dragon age veilgurd or the fact that the most recent cod, which hard appeals to hag fags, is on track to bring the most successful cod yet. 3 middle aged women as main characters, and one of the guys canonically having mommy issues and loving one of them.
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>ea made pic related
>ea made bf 2042
>da deiguard is coming
>"do you guys think the game will be good?"
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I think you guys are being too harsh on AI. I mean, shit, it might have made The Veilguard a better game if they used ChatGPT during production.
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>>693332771
Is this some shit that'll talk about how sexual assault bad lecture?

>>693333340
Nah, now watching it, it's kinda cute.
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>>693332771
Imagine a world where a tyrant masquerading as an absolute benevolence eradicates all tits and butt from the world.

I WOULD FUCKING JOIN THE VEIL ASSAULT FORCE AND SLAY THESE WANNABE GODS
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>>693344816
Good morning to you too, Mr. Glowie.
For legal reasons, I am not suicidal and I will bake some cookies and leave them on my windowsil to cool at aproximwntly 3:15 PM. Please ensure they're delivered to any investigator assigned to me and let them know I hope they have a wonderful day. I would also appreciate if any of them have a request for a specific type of baked good if you'd drop it on a postcard for me. I'm excited to try new recipes. I also want it noted that I have not said anything that violates any kind of secret. All my statements are public knowledge until such a date as the record is changed. I also have not seen or witnessed any government agents involved in any crime. Matter of fact I'm blind in my left eye and 40% blind in my right so I don't see much of anything that would make me a viable witness against the government in any investigation.
Big ups, Mr. CIA. Please leave me alone.
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>>693344951
>70
did the check bounce?
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>>693332771
Bioware writing is Sharp as a Tack
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>>693344841
You're a fool if you don't realise that nothing you see happens organically.
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>>693333712
>You smell wonderful at this funeral.
>not absolute kino
You're a fucking homo retard imbecile.
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>>693344761
>What, you think the resurgence of continental European philosophies like Nazism and Communism in the past 10 years is something that happened organically?
Nazism is resurgent because it is obviously correct.
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bros...
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>>693345219
You’re butt blasted because I mocked the middling polish plumber game. My sides
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>>693345313
Fucking pajeet. Why is EVERY FUCKING WOMAN in western games a FUCKING PAJEET?
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>>693345291
It's resurgent because the glowies allowed its resurgence. It's like how they fool you into think you have freedoms but they hold a social contract over your head that you never agreed to and aren't allowed to reject.
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>>693345363
show me a pajeeta who looks like that
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>>693332771
What the actual fuck is up with this Disney/Kids cartoon tier writing? Why are so many shitty writers obsessed with it?
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>>693345420
>because the glowies allowed its resurgence.
No, it's because they're too inept to stop it.
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>>693332771
I asked the gods for only two favors this year. Trump wins and Bioware goes broke.
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>>693345502
Women in the writers room. This is how they talk and think. They also never, ever do a second draft.
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>>693345313
Can my female Rook bang this horny bislut again?
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>>693345564
If you think the glowies are inept see what happens when you witness something and don't promise to keep your mouth shut.
What happens is you develop this weird cancer that grows faster than any other cancer your oncologist has ever seen and just doesn't respond to any kind of chemo.
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>>693345682
Oh, you have actual schizophrenia, sorry I engaged with you
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>>693345502
The lead writer is a 40 y/o man with blue hair and that kind of fat body where they still have really small arms and legs but a fat torso.
He is also their romance specialist.
A man who has never known the touch of a woman and is likely spiteful towards traditional ideals of romance because of it.
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I remember all the inquisition shitposting but that game somehow ended up being biowares best selling title.
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>>693338217
>And then there's the retarded woke BG3 fans
This looks absolutely nothing like BG3 and the writing isn't similar at all. This is kiddy cartoon tier writing while BG3 is more like how a millennial would re-interpret fantasy tropes from DnD.

BG3 is "open" to a fault where you can do shit that makes no narrative sense what so ever while this shit looks like it might be more on rails than your average ride at Disneyland.
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>>693345786
"Somehow" is accounting fraud.
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>>693345786
It’s literally underage 26-24 year old underage shitposters pretending they’re adults with higher standards. It’s hilarious
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>>693335747
It gives me some serious schadenfreude.
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>>693345786
And yet I havent see anybody brings that game up when talking about great rpg.
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>>693345786
Get ready for veilguard to take that spot. Normie are hungry for a new rpg
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>>693345839
>underage 26-24 year old
?????
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>>693335747
How does this thread affect you personally?
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>>693332771
context?
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>>693345890
Don't (you) bait
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>>693345861
Normies bought BG3 because it's 5E. DA4 is not 5E and therefore even tasteless normalfags will not give a shit
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>>693341402
>The Qun have a name for tranny and this is super accepted and the mom doesn't care, but non-binary is a bridge-too-far never heard of concept
this doesn't even fucking make sense in the context of our society
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>>693341402
This shit is so poorly paced and written that it wouldn't surprise me if the devs come out and say that most of the game is written by an AI with time and compute restraints.
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>>693345890
Anon you can legally be an adult, but that’s ultimately irrelevant, especially if you still come across as a dummy. I’m going to treat and interact with you like a dummy. Hell you could be 44 and I’ll treat you like a kid if it’s warranted
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>>693343979
Even some of the worst TV shows I've ever seen have had better dialogue than this. This is a porno tier dialogue.
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>>693345947
That’s literally the whole point of every post in this tongue in cheek shitpost thread.
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>>693335747
It doesn't. I will do nothing but watch and laugh from the sideline while playing actual good games instead
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>>693341621
Why does she look like a Vietnamese salon girl who's had way too much plastic surgery?
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>>693345952
Oh no no no anon that’s not why at all
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>>693345313
Is that Isabela? Shouldn't girl be in her mid fifties by now? She looks good for her age
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>>693344951
Eurogamer gave it a 5/5, perfect score. No shit.

>>693344959
A.I. could write infinitely better dialogue than the trash they put in Vileguard.
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>>693345502
Dragon Age had a huge fandom of femcels and homos on tumblr writing gay fanfiction between the various characters. They're now the ones writing the games (they also prefer Inquisition and II to Origins)
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>>693346095
>why does the Asian character look Asian?
Did you lick the windows on the short bus?
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>>693346123
>eurogamers
>the only reason they’d give a score like this is because they’re bought and paid for
They just have lower standards, it’s in the name.
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>>693346183
There is no way on the planet anybody played this game and thought it was a perfect, 100/100 game.
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>>693345249
Bioware is so fucking back.
Try to stop this chuds. You can't.
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>>693343183
>>693343336
I know this is AIslop but it looks cool as fuck. Wish humans could catch up
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>>693345890
An 18 year old is always going to be a know nothing kid to a 38 year old then same way a 28 year old will be a know nothing kid to a 48 year old and on and on. That’s just how life works
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>>693332771
>that effeminate stumble and cringe "romantic" line
Why?
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>>693346213
It’s true in the same way skill up is only bashing it because he’s throwing a tantrum over not getting a review code and figured he could get more views formatting his video the way he did. It’s a business model, I don’t hold it against him.
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>>693344750
Fucking tourist trying to fit in with excessive use of "faggot" fuck off back to hell shitlord
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>>693346371
Whatever his reason, he gave a more honest review in the process that was actually willing to critique the game for its many faults that all of the other reviewers coincidentally wanted to sweep under the rug and pretend this is some 9/10, 10/10 game.
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>>693346314
If you use age as an agrument then you have already lost just sayin'
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>>693346462
Many faults being subjective to your opinion, not indisputable fact. It’s clearly a 7.5 maybe even an 8/19 game
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>>693346523
Agree to disagree. But if you add in passive aggressive statements, you’ve super lost fyi
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>>693346538
Anon the game's writing is some of the worst I've ever seen out of any entertainment medium. Worse than shitty movies, worse than shitty shows, worse than shitty things I read online, worse than shitty games. Literally some of the worst fucking dialogue I've ever seen. The characters mouths don't even move in motion with what they're saying with some of the stiffest looking animations possible. This is supposedly a cutting edge triple A game and they can't even get the characters to move their mouths properly? This game is a fucking joke anon, drop the bullshit.
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>>693346319
It's difficult to really state how fucked in the head millennials are. As a generation, they had no authentic experiences whatsoever, everything was dictated by pop culture. What you're looking at in modern media is millennials trying to create things like what they grew up with, but entirely lacking the emotional why that media was made the way it was. So it just boils down to references and mimicry with a huge helping of self referential, post-ironic "humour". There is nothing on this earth less genuine than millennials as a generation, and I would know because I am one.
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>>693344750
Ah yes non-binary genders, my favorite fantasy tropes
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>>693346620
I’m not going to drop anything. If faggots are going to cry and spam the catalog and shitpost over non issues, I’m going to join in and shitpost in the shitpost threads. Get on board or get over it.
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>>693346229
Even the bait in these threads is veilguard tier writing.

As the white women on twitter say, "do better"
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No wonder why devs cried about BG3.
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>>693335701
>Still buying it bigots.
>>693338064
>This but unironically.
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>>693346749
I think they were right though. There's no comparing this to BG3
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>>693346749
Yeah, another shitty photo realistic ugly ass and poorly written cringe game whose only redeeming quality was being turn based
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>>693335701
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>>693346101
Yes it is, dumbfuck. 5E is riduculously, unbelievably popular among normalfags.
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>>693346538
>It’s clearly a 7.5 maybe even an 8/19 game
Your typo made your post correct, but your intent was fucking stupid and wrong.
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>>693346787
It's poorly written when compared to excellent writing.
BG3 might as well be written by 5 John Steinbecks if we're comparing it to this garbage Veilguard dialogue.
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>>693347101
My dwarf noble just railed Morrigan in my last origins run. Just as cringe as anything in clip. Just accept the reality it’s always been goofy substandard cringe trash. It will be easier for you champ.
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>>693346586
You've already lost when you pulled a Barve, bigot.
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>>693343085
>troon accusing normal people of being vocal minority
the projection is getting way out of hand
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>>693347257
>resorting to memes
lol lmao and grass
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>>693346704
>Non issues
It's a video game board. If the game is shit, isn't that an issue? It's like your game's main strength is its story and role playing and characters, and if those are shit well, the game is gonna suffer for it. You wanna shitpost about it it's a free country bro! Be my guest. But let's not pretend it's just an opinion that this game is shit. It's objective fact, absolutely piece of garbage this game.
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>only we get to shitpost reeeeee
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>>693347257
W
>>693347282
Barve, L
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>>693339586
>anti-woke fags legitimately excited to play it
??
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>>693347191
DAO being overrated doesn't make this game not dogshit
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>>693347330
>This game is shit
>Lol dude come on stop shitposting
>No I mean it's actually straight garbage
>bro come on anybody can shitpost why are you doing that
>THE GAME IS TRASH
>Yeah okay I can shitpost too good one bro haha
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>>693347289
>literally frothing over a 7.5 game because you want another iteration of concord(tortanic) to shitpost over
It was old in 2011 and it’s old today. How sad
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>>693347036
Keep believing your retardation
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>>693341402
>this will help us sell games
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>>693332771
>>693333340
I expected much worse, yes, it's very cheesy, almost unbearably so, but compared to all the Taash shit i've seen, this looks like a actually OK
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>>693335747
HEY LOOK AT HIM! ANON DID THE MEME!
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>>693346621
It's so weird because it used to be they'd try to have a "neutral" version of the scene because the protagonist can be male or female but defaulting to female mannerisms looks really bad on a male character.
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>>693332771
No they will blame "pirates" and "the anti-woke crowd". The investors are retarded and will believe it
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>>693347404
But enough about Elden ring
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>>693338561
She ruined the cat for me in sprint vector. Such a waste of a sex design
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>>693347506
You wish, troon.
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>>693347492
Smarter than creatives, look at cdpr and larian
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>>693337802
you are right its an elf
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>>693338064
Kill yourself faggot
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hellllooooooo saaaaaars, plessee redeeem Vanguard
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>>693338064
He looks built for BBC
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No. Just like people loved the faggy bear fuck simulator, this will sell amazing and have people claim it's GOTY and will keep Bioware afloat until their next flop.
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>>693347616
We already told AI anon to fuck off, you’re too late
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>>693341402
Kek, the absolute state of trannyfaggots
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>>693347616
Good morning!
Kindly be talkking about the gameplay, these writing is strange but still good. I will be enjoying the vileguard very much.
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>>693347438
It might not be completely normalised, but long-form recordings like Critical Role and Dimension 20 with well-known voice actors, and the Vox Machina show, have certainly shined a light on DnD, specifically 5E, that wasn't there before. Previously, DnD was just a game fat nerds played (not wrong), but now people are like "wow [person] who voiced [characters i like] are doing this thing and it seems fun, I guess I'll take a look" and then two weeks later they're on a discord getting groomed asking how many d4 damage dilation does.
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>>693332771
Anthem already did that. BIOWARE just finishes this game and then its over.
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>>693345984
Well...
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>>693347698
No one follows western voice actors. It’s not like they have the same equivalent celebrity of a Japanese seiyuu
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>>693347692
>vileguard
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>>693345337
>contrarian child keeps digging deeper and deeper
lel
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>>693347757
It's not at the same level for sure, but there are definitely people that are fucking fanatics for certain voice actors. I don't understand it myself, and while I can distinguish sounds from video games being repurposed in movies like a autist, I often can't tell two characters being voiced by the same person (also like an autist).
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I have to admit this. I love freak shows. Just look at this absurd shit, how can you not laugh? I love making freaky nigger midget characters, and now I get a whole party of them with cringe Marvel dialogue? I get to make them trans? Are you suggesting I should skip this? It's a perfect farce with incredible tonal issues.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zY1orxW8Aw
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>>693347776
The entirety of the Witcher game series is the pinnacle of average. That’s always been true on /v/
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>>693344761
SAAAARS
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>>693332771
No. Next game perhaps
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>>693347776
>crying about contrarianism
>on the large media contrarian shitpost board
You really don’t belong in /v/ tourist
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>>693344761
is it the CIA's fault that you still shit on the street Ravjit?
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>>693340876
Not since the disappointment of Mass Effect 3
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>>693340876
Bioware has released bad game after bad game ever since they dropped DA2
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>>693348051
>Not a single one from Origin
It's truly the fucking Ship of Theseus
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>>693344772
That is even worse given that those games ARE the ugliest shit I've ever seen, even considering whatever the fuck is going on with Qunari in Veilguard
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>ITS TOPPING STEAM CHARTS!!!
yeah and so did Black ops 6 thats available via gamepass with claims that doing so will hurt its overall sales a lot

DEIguard being in the charts is completely meaningless
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>>693348220
Topping the charts behind a 14 year old remaster (even being behind it)
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>>693348268
It’s not a remaster. Anons can’t even do due diligence correctly
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>>693348268
It surpassed RDR1 for now
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>>693348361
>anon does x

Hello, r/greentext!
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>>693348220
Topping the charts doesn't guarantee it'll break even. Do we have a figure for development cost yet?
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>>693338064
pronouns man is still rent free for you
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>>693348603
Back to your containment site
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>>693335747
i would like the video games that come out to not be shit
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So I've never touched this series. Was the first game pretty straight DnD-inspired fantasy that just went downhill with every entry?
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>>693348739
pretty much
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>>693348653
Team size, time spent in development, average wage of game dev
These three give you the estimation for part of the cost.
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>>693348739
It was their attempt at another dnd campaign that turned into their original up that was sold in being “mature” (soft T with a handful of borderline m rated elements) with a lot of probability with origins classes agency and choice. Overall the campaign is pretty meandering and perfectly average at best . But it was released in a drought where the genre was falling out of favor
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>>693348051
What the fuck did Hans Zimmer do for this game? How many people did EA have to lay off to sign his paycheck?
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>>693348739
Yup, it was a hyper simplified DnD style system in a Tolkien inspired gritty realist fantasy setting. So think of the setting as A Song of Ice and Fire lite but with more DnD esque use of magic and monsters.
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>>693333340
cringe but cute
no point complaining about this when the rest of the game is so much worse
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>>693348795
Can't even get an accurate number for the dev team because it had high turnover and was put on hiatus at least once
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>>693338561
I can't fucking read this
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>>693348974
AND outsourcing
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Of all the studios EA refuse to kill its this shambling corpse of a Bioware
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>>693341402
I refuse to believe a human wrote this, a force observing us wrote this trying to blend in.
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>>693348951
there was nothing cute there
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Probably not, it will probably crawl until the next Mass Effect game and likely be liquidated after that fails too.
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>>693348739
the first one was edgy baldurs gate for the console dudebro audience. they had fucking marilyn manson for the trailer, so I wouldn't call it straight DnD fantasy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PQXplXYxcc
this is definitely a new low though
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>>693349423
I think a fair description is edgy Tolkien, because they definitely took pointers from the Lord of the Rings (movies)
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>>693335747

Misallocation of capital is bad for everyone
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>>693341402
It really does make sense when you insert the laugh track
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>>693349492
yeah probably, i only said baldurs gate because it's bioware
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>>693349548
the gameplay is very much Baldur's Gate, that's for sure
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>>693349183
>oof ouch touching you hurt
>i am ok though
>woman has a complete fucking meltdown about it
Lore accurate
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>>693332771
I LOVE MY GOOFY DWARF WIFE
WHY OH WHY IS SHE ETERNALLY TRAPPED IN DRAGON AGE IP
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>>693344772
>>693332771
he's a grifter loser that is advertising his shitty account here. grifter mo.
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>>693341402
What the fuck is this shit? Lol
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Did a lot of people want to romance Harding in Inquisition? I remember she had a following/fanbase, and now in Veilguard you can romance her. I don't know why people are upset? They let you romance someone that you couldn't romance in Inquisition.
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>>693338217
>This is not like a Dustborn, Saints Row, Redfall, Suicide Squad or a Concord situation
Andromeda and Anthem fit into this group and Veilguard isn't suddenly going to change that when its clearly worse than both
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>>693341402
>"It's very important we put a transgender scene in the game showing a character struggling to come out to their parents/parent. I think a lot of players will resonate and appreciate that as it's a common struggle."

I can just see the conversation in the writer's room. $5 says half the writers were transgender and went through a similar situation with their parents.
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>>693333340
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and she looks like the fat ogre chick in shrek without the green HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>693335747
I loved Origins and it affects me personally because I know we will never see a game like that ever again because the fucking devs keeps givir priority to fucking ideologies instead of the fucking game, story, mechanics, writing, and everything else just to deliver a fucking piece of garbage to push their agendas not even to sell copies
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>>693350145
you mean origins the game that had a dude show up at your camp everytime you rested that you couldn't talk to unless you bought the dlc?
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>>693350191
which dlc was that one for again?
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>>693349691
ew
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>>693339957
the fact that she looks like a real life chink while she's supposed to be an elf is immersion breaking af
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>>693333340
They're doing the enthusiastic consent thing. You have to announce and narrate what you're going to do before you do it, otherwise you're a vile rapist.
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>>693341402
just looked up this corinne busche person
they hired a the sims 3 designer as game director for an rpg? what
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From now on when you misgender someone you no longer get canceled or need to apologize or anything, just do push ups and you are free from criticism.
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>>693350623
I do 50 every day, meaning I can misgender 5 trannies daily for free. I'll check out Twitter.
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>>693338354
Stfu tranny
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>>693350623
very progressive now that I can earn my T-word pass
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>>693349795
grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter grifter
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>>693343661
you live in a communist shithole?
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>>693343183
it's freaky because it's ai, otherwise it would just be laughable puppet CGI shit
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>>693344761
central india agency?
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>>693341402
this game just screams of leftist brainrot. like the females who get brainwashed in psychology school and then prepare in their head daily to try to come out as lesbianoids or vegans to their parents
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>>693332771
Someone made a video of all the Cringe interactions with the "Trash" character, but EA took it down via Copyright strike: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYzTNy1y7KU

Definitely don't look at or share any of these ahead of their Big Game Launch tomorrow, EA wouldn't want that.

Full 30 minutes (low-res): https://files.catbox.moe/3im089.mp4

"Nobody likes being a woman" (Ultra Cringe): https://streamable.com/amyr4e
"I can't even be a woman right" Parts 1-3: https://streamable.com/gx8dqk https://streamable.com/t9bnv7 https://streamable.com/25xxxz
"Kay Bye" Parts 1-2: https://streamable.com/851l5g https://streamable.com/0bxhw8
"Ready to talk to my mother about who I really am" Parts 1-2: https://streamable.com/baey9r https://streamable.com/and3nd
"So I'm non-binary" (Top Cringe) Parts 1-2: https://streamable.com/3vux4h https://streamable.com/7xzuvf
"The Dragon King" Parts 1-2: https://streamable.com/3s2wso https://streamable.com/4enth1
"Pulling a Bharv" (Giga Cringe) Parts 1-3: https://streamable.com/m3b7rv https://streamable.com/4elqwu https://streamable.com/osj0aw
"You Smell Good": https://streamable.com/jf8cs5
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>>693332771
what were the costs to make this? 150-250M?
how do investors look at this case, did they expect easy returns from an established brand?
it started in 2015, so that's almost 9 years, so that's a long time waiting for money, you could have invested somewhere else and doubled, tripled it
so my guess is that if it doesn't pay off 200%+ they won't get money as easily next round
could be the end of Dragon Age
how many sales do they need for 300-500M?
>Dragon Age: Inquisition sold over 12 million copies. Its success surprised even the publisher, EA.
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>>693350671
How can anyone look at this and think "yeah this is acceptable"? This weird realistic-but-not face is so fucking disgusting
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>>693338217
This anon might sadly be right. It won't be a huge success but there is enough Dragon Age wine aunts and retards who buy games for the studio name, not people, who will be fooled by the perspective of playing the NEW DRAGON AGE.
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>>693340097
God i hate this nigger so fucking much. He does more damage than good. Cannot put any effort into actual research.
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>>693345363
Because Pajeets are the most plentiful race on the planet and they flood first world countries like US and Canada so they get pandered to.
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does this shit have denuvo? the hilarity surrounding it may make it worth a pirate honestly
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>>693333340
if its one thing, romancing Harding so she doesnt get with Trash is peak
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>>693352889
no, they didnt bother with anti piracy
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>>693352910
nice
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>>693333340
ok but why is the voice acting so shit
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>>693332771
FUCK OFF TWITTER SCREENCAP
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>>693339957
just wish her tits weren't hanging below her navel
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>>693338217
>>693338464
>>693338547
What are you just assuming that the fans of a dark fantasy franchise are going to buy an MCU style entry? Nobody expected Metroid fans to buy Metroid Prime Blast Ball
>inb4 spin-offs don't count
Then the Saints Row reboot
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>>693345313
This is pretty hot but no one comments about her dressing like this where all the other females are fully clothed?
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>>693350494
I hate how this shit has crept even into porn games.
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>>693339957
She lookos a lot like Karen Fukuhara but with a much bigger nose.
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>>693341402
This is some Tommy Wiseau level writing.

"Well, I got the results of the test back - I definitely have breast cancer."
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>>693345249
So it's getting beaten by yet another CoD game, but it's managing to outperform a game that's not coming out for another 4 months. That's not an amazing showing.
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if you see the same reply getting tons of yous it's a samefag.

i know you zoomers are actually fucking retarded and probably can't tell the difference, so think about it as public service for you troglodytes? Aight? pz
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>>693347736
Well...
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>>693350056
>half the writers were transgender
Wrong, 3 of 3 writers are trannies, lol
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>>693344140
You mean a game that’s been out for three years? Why the fuck would anyone have that preordered?
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>>693345363
Because Pajeeta is your next president and it's part of election campaign
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>>693338336
not comparable, bioware still has a fanbase that will continue to eat their slop and those same people were apologists for Andromeda, Anthem, and DA:I
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>>693354809
Refer to >>693338636
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>>693354848
True but there is still a bunch of women and fags who are huge bioware "fans" (they only played inquisition) who will be buying this
is it enough to sell well? who the fuck knows
I hope it flops but I'm not getting my hopes up
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>>693355249
It's going to be a flop, even if it sells 'well', we don't have the development cost yet, but given how many years it's been under development for, it's probable they won't break even
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>>693335701
Bait, but I love the idea that there are people out there throwing their hard-earned money at shitty games they won't play to own the chuds.
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concord xisters are we ok?
just wanted to make sure we're ok and ready for today
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>will it flop
yes
>will it lose money
no, "investors" will cover it
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>>693355464
>that shitty cosplay
lmao
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>>693348051
Well you don't want David Gaider in your new DA game neither. Dark times indeed
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>>693356182
why whatever do you mean?
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>>693335701
No you're not.
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All I care about in this god forsaken franchise is my wife Morrigan and my son Kieran. Do they make an appearance in this game? What happened to the OG Warden?
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>>693332771
1° game in Steam seller list.
We are fucked...



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