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I run around the field, bumping into monsters until they die.
I run freely on castle walls while a metal band follows me closely.
>>693341558I guess I fuck aliens
I last played Doki Doki Literature Club. W-What's gonna happen to me??
I fuck Jill and rule over Rosaria with our 24 children
Hello youtube!
>Romance of the Three Kingdoms 8 RemakeI'm going to kill Cao Cao.
>>693341558>RunescapeI guess I retire to Catherby, probably the safest place where nothing bad happens in any quest and probably the furthest point from any appreciably powerful monsters..
the time has come and so have i
>>693341558>smt nocturne.I die I guess.
X gives it to me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJcp0dkF86I
>>693341897Funny, I had the same answer.
>VulcanusShit
>>693341558>Evil WithinGuess I'm dying of boredom.
>>693341558>Ruina Fairy tale of the Forgotten Ruins Well, i'm royally screwed. Maybe i can convince Fran to have sex with me if i pay her enough or something. But i'm probably getting killed by a nightseed or something.
>>693341558>Mario PartyThis will NOT be a good time.>>693341897cuteslutty but cute.
>>693341558>Tower of TrampleWell, I guess some busty milf martial artist will be making me her petI hope I at least get to the second floor, the girl there is hot
>planet zooComfy
>>693341558>Dying light 2I'll just die I guess
>Minecraft RLCraftgoodbye bros... it's been a good one...
>>693344375>Killed by a rampaging elephant
>>693341558>inside a dungeon in WizardryI fucking die like a bitch, what were you expecting?
>>693341558I should be fine. And all those boobie women drawn by the french.... imagine.
>>693341558>enlisted but the zombie eventas long as it's contained to germany then I don't care, I'll be happy living as a nobody in the 1940s
>shadow generationsI'LL OVERCOME EVERY OBSTACLE WITH THIS POWER
>>693341558>Cairo, Halo 2I get killed by a Jackal sniper.
>noitaCan't wait to die while being set on fire while vomiting and getting my skin melted by toxic sludge
>>693341558Full Fathom demo, wouldn't be terribly fun
>>693341558>Space Marine 2FUCK
>>693341558>GhostWire: TokyoEither I land in the mist section and go POOOF immediately or I land in cleansed section and hide from the youkai till MC kills the big bad.
>>693341558>Noita new game+My chances are about as good as >>693345304
>Prey (2017)Well, fuck. Hope I TP to wherever Alex's alien bro clone creation hideout is instead of Typhon-infested Earth.
>>693346762Did you see the cool pumpkins in the right side of the surface?
>>693341558>Alan Wake 2I'm absolutely fucked.
depends on if I can savescum or not
>>693341558>Sonic Maniathe fuck am I supposed to do? Look at birds n' shit, just wait around until Sonic saves the day? It's not even modern sonic, so there's no hot chicks.
>ZZZIM GOING TO SEX A BANGBOO BEFORR A HOLLOW GETS ME WISH ME LUCK LADS
>>693346497You'll get to watch Shadow do his thing while you stand around in an endless white space with the other Sonic friends.
>>693341558Atelier Releriana. Don't mind if i do.
>terrariai would die very quickly.
>>693341558>Curse of the Moon 2Well it'd be an interesting journey, but practicing self control with Dominique around would be a daunting task assuming I don't die in a pit in the first 10 seconds
>>693346854I did now. Nice to see that takes effect without having to start a new run.
>>693346931>hot chickshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=preD9hzDXyY
>>693341558The mummy demastered? If some random red shirt can do it maybe I can
>>693341558jet force gemini, i can just chill in zones where theres no walking blue ants. make soup with the koalas.
>>693341558>Resident Evil Code: VeronicaProbably get killed by a zombie within 5 minutes.
>>693341558Final Fight. I'm not much of a fighter, but if I can keep throwing out jabs to stunlocking people, I think I can make it.
>>693341558>digimon surviveI die I guess
>>693341558>Among UsI hope the fish on Fungle is edible.
>>693341558>webfishing
Dota 2I probably instantly die to some bullshit aoe effect. Or get turned into a creep. Even if I make it out the whole world sucks to live in and is almost exclusively filled with nasty death monsters.
>>693341558>LoGH mod for SinsExcuse me while I die painfully
>>693341558>UminekoGrab a knife from the kitchen and behead Rosa, then rape her corpse. Hide her body somewhere in the basement, solve the riddle and gain witch powers.
I'm in Terraria, so I go on a warpath eliminating all the degenerate NPCs and marry the mechanic after firing a harpoon into the Goblin Tinkerer's skull. Later on I join up with the Lunatic Cultist and we summon the moongod and end the world.
>>693341558>Elona+I'm absolutely fucked.
>Degrees of Lewdity
>>693341558>Super Mario WorldI'm pretty much fucked
>PSOMy ass is staying on Pioneer 2 far far away from the space demons
>>693341558>Noita
>Silent Hill 2 (og)it's so fucking over, not even a chance to get to Maria and rape her.
>>693341558>RE Outbreak 2Well I'm fucked...
>>693341558>Romancing SaGa 2: Revenge of the SevenI'm totally fine unless Emperor-sama is incompetent. No, I'm not fighting fiends. I'm no good at real-life fighting.
>>693341558>Mario Party JamboreeI don't really know what this means for me. If I'm just a normal dude being subjected to the wacky shit Mario and his friends do in that, I'd probably just fucking die.
>>693341558I'm a seeker sorcerer Azatha, leader of the crusade, and my girlfriend is a hot succubus seeking penance and ascension.
>>693341558>FFXI chill on the beach til' Sin kills me I guess
>>693341558Welp, either Im Ultramarines or Factorio engineer. Could be worse I suppose, and maybe bit lonely in latter case.
>>693341558Guess I'm in Kyovashad. Gonna go to the Cathedral of Light and bang Prava with her Debra Wilson voice. Going to cum all over her bald black head and make her look like a melted ice cream cone.
>>693351481You can always rape Rikku, i'm sure Wakka would help since he hates the filthy sand people
I'm surrounded by fuckable children everywhere I must've gone to heaven
>>693341558>Slay the princessThat wasnt what i meant by "i want to see the giant sword of willpower route myself" but alright
>>693341558>RE4well I guess if I could find food I could keep a low profile and find a boat or something
>>693341558>logged into dont starve together to get the holiday chestwell shit
>>693341558>game I am makingLiterally God, can't get better than that. Though if I ever fall off the edge of the world I'm screwed.
>>693341558I stack some fruits then watch her paint.Could be worse I guess.
>>693341558>High on Life
>>693341558>Dungeon Crawl Stone SoupI, uh. Maybe I spawn outside the Dungeon? Lore-wise there's an entire world out there. With monstergirls. At least until some crazy adventurer retrieves the Orb and remakes the world in his image.
>Nier Replicant >be only human left now that White Chlorination Syndrome is gone>worshiped by female androids like Devola and Popola>get to chill with comfy medieval Replicants
>>693341558>Battlestar Galactica: DeadlockFuck, that's not a nice place to be, the colonies are going to get nuked soon.
Time to fuck Canary Mary because she’s probably the only one who would let me. Would titfuck Humba if given the chance.
>>693347048Nta but I’m fucking Maria while he’s distracted
>>693341558>Helldivers 2I'd probably instantly get shot by space cops for WrongThink™
>>693341558Space Marine 2FOR THE EMPEROR
>MorrowindI don't want to go. Please don't make me go to Vvardenfell.Or, if we're being honest and counting all games>Trials in Tainted SpacePic related.
>>693341558Either I grab a screwdriver and manage to sneak past everyone or I die. Most likely the latter
>>693356439also, just got crown of Luck on Plant, only missing 35 crowns now!
I guess I'm beatboxing with a group of big lipped men
>>693341558I gotta get used to the taste of mouthwash.
>>693341558Am I fucked?
>>693341558The answers to this question are always going to be either>I die.or>I don't get to do much because I'm a normal dude in a world where only superpowered freaks get to do something cool.The only exception is if you last played something like Animal Crossing or Pokemon where power levels are pretty even across the board, otherwise you're just a background NPC at best.
>>693341558Turn into a zombie and rape, I guess
>>693341558>another crabs treasureI either drown or swim to the surface
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>>693351018>at 278 days>full blown devil/harpy girl with s rank all skills except tending and lockpick>a literal semen demon flying from area to area absorbing essence and making 20k a week in the porn industry
>>693341558i go to whiterun and fill my lust meter
Is the answer to any zombie game to just get on a boat in a lake or ocean?
