Why can't we romance goblins?
>>693343501Because the rapture already happened and we're living in hell on earth
>>693343501Larian was afraid people would think them as children.But apparently fucking animals is morally okay in their book
Because I already romanced all of them.
Because Goblins are disgusting.
>>693343501cause men are hotter
>>693343693This. Imagine the smell.
>>693343501You can't have sex with any short characters because it would look too much like fucking children and Larian doesn't want pedo stigma. That is literally the only reason.
>>693343501I'm fairly certain they're viciously evil, don't view non-goblins as anything but people to rob or mock, and it's extremely difficult to justify a goblin party member because they're not a player race and every goblin you meet is a slave to the Absolute even though nearly none of them have the brain worms.
>>693343634#firstworldproblems
>>693343767I played a gnome but never romance Minthara, do they just cut to black because she sucks you off and rides you from what I saw.
>>693343923players can have sex as shorties.
game where you date a feral goblin girl and turn her from feral into a civilized wife when?
>>693343501Miscegenation is ignominious.
>>693343501I feel slightly bad saying this since I haven't played the game but the setting and characters from what I've seen of BG3 look to be even worse Fantasy than Warcraft is. Nothing about it interests me at all, it all just seems like the Fantasy RPG equivalent of a renfaire.
>>693344145There's a skyrim mod that let's you do that
>>693343501Unlike dwarves, who are just short adults, goblins are legitimately mentally retarded
Mental illness and brain damage cause one to find objectively ugly things attractive. There is no other explanation for why you cumbrains jerk it to goblins.
>>693343501crazy how hot they made the goblinas in bg3
>>693343501They didn't even give us a short stack companion.Probably terrified of being called pedos. Sex with animals is okay though.
>not even any 3D or blender porn
>>693343634Okay... now why did they create multiple battles specifically against goblin children?
Remember to do your required reading.https://www.amazon.com/Backyard-Goblins-Virgil-Knightley-ebook/dp/B0CDFC7KL4
>>693343861Sounds like the perfect excuse for no consequence rape.Honestly they're practically begging for it.
>>693343767Okay, then just make goblin romances exclusive to gnomes and halflings then, because playing as one and romancing a human isn't romantic, it's hilarious when they have to kneel down to you in cutscenes.
>>693343501Cannot fuck goblins and dragons in a d&d setting as a bard male, man fuck this game.
>>693343501It would be the end of human civilization Unless gobbos give birth to human sons
>>693343501races I want to fuck but are denied by vidya developers:>goblins>gnomes>halflings>dwarves>dragons
>>693344321Link me.Please.
>>693344498violence is okay , sex is big no no
>>693343767you can have sex as a gnome
>>693344637Great. Now my Amazon searches are gonna be filled with low effort smut recs
>>693345086>DragonsFire Emblem, but sadly human form so it does not count.
>>693343762wrong
>>693345187classic jap cowardice
>>693345191Don't (you) bait
>>693345086There's all but two of those in a WEG I like.>>693345187>>693345284Sadly no studio is brave enough.
>>693345187yea that bullshit is the worst>here's the sexy non-human female you can romance>you will only interact with her in her human form tho tee hee
>>693345339>in a WEG I likewhich one?hopefully not rpg maker slop
>>693345429I've got bad news for you, brother.Game is Peasant's Quest if you still wanna try. Has the most gobbo content out of any weg I've seen.
>>693343861>>693343501>>693345086>>693344701Nothing mods cannot fix
>>693345323you mean dont fall for (You) bait, right.
>>693345464looks genuinely awfullhave some standards anon
>>693345638I wasn't a fan of the 3D at first but it grew on me. Besides, if you love bush and impreg it's the most finished game on the market.
>>693343501Why would you? Goblins are mean spirited, vicious little shits who have no concept of romance, kindness, or compassion. If you tried they would just insult you and try to kill you or play with your emotions to humiliate you THEN try to kill you. Just take them if you want to get your rocks off.
>>693345086literally dragon commander
>>693343501Because they are constantly horny and will shirk you away from your duties and will pocket anything they fancy at the moment getting you into trouble.
>>693345086>........ fairies.
>>693345941yeah those too
>>693344360if nobody fucked objectively ugly things, you would have never been conceived
Western devs are averse to allowing you to romance anyone or anything that has straight forward wants and needs because, if they do, you instantly realize how obtuse and unreasonable romance with real women is today. The idea of a guy not having intentionally ambiguous standards constantly held over his head is offensive to the roasty and to the simp.
>>693343767These same people support MAP
>>693345941extraordinarily based
>>693343501just play world of warcraft dummy
>>693343501Better question, why can't we genocide goblins?
>>693346805For the same reason the game acts like you're the bad guy for killing the "refugees" from literal hell, it's written by faggot leftoids.
someone post her ass cheeks, I know the goblin women are FULLY MODELED cause sometimes when they die their butts clip through their loin cloth
>>693345836Ophelia best
>>693346890i hate refugoids and leftards but i also want a goblin wifewhat the fuck does that make me
>>693347112Based
>>693343501because they look like slugs
a kind goblin fella offers you a harpy familiar in these trying times. do you accept? which would you take?
>>693344345they're just scousers
>>693343501>side with goblins>loose Halsin and Karlach>gain only Mintharathey should add Sazza as a companionher and Minthara getting ass mad at each other would be funny, as would siding with one and dominating the other.
>>693343501cock/pussy too small. No real way to have reproductive sex. It'd be like fucking an animal and they already had enough zoophilia.
>>693343501because they're ugly
>>693347214what are the harpies good for?beside the obviousI choose the dark-haired one with the cool disposition
>>693347214bird claws are seriously sharp
>>693347214i take the gobbro and all harpies so we go on comfy adventures together
>>693346805>Poison goblins>Lure goblins towards the stage with a bard then fireball them>Push goblin off bridge>Feed goblins to spiders>Force goblin to enter the shadow lands and get devoured by shadows>Force goblin to smear warg shit on his face>Watch goblin eat a crossbow bolt at point-blank through the bars of a cage>Feed goblin children to a bearI don't know anon, seems to me there's plenty of options available if that's what you want.
>>693347418It's not about killing a bunch of goblins. I want every last one of them dead and gone permanently.
>>693343501To this day
Goblins are the size of a child. The have you fuck an animal in the game, something that resembles a kid is where the mentally ill devs drew the line.
>>693347530>Can't fuck goblins, they're short like kids>Can play as a gnome and take bear cock in your ass, thoughInterdasting.
>>693347530Love that the new books say being gobbos and hobgobs and bugbears doesn't mean you're evil anymore.It's gayer, that's for sure, but now I can have DAT REACH and not be openly killed.
>>693343501normies aren't ready for the power of gobsex
>>693343501It was really disappointing because despite all the Goblins in the game being bit characters and minor NPCs, most of their interactions were really memorable.
>>693345836>elf wife is just a corruption route where she ends up being a meat eater and becomes more pragmatic>still loves you i thought it would be boring but it's still pretty cute
>>693345102this
>>693344426It's not fairno one will ever make a standalone module of BG3 where you go make a goblin harem
>>693347668Nobody with a set of testicles cares what Paizo say about PF lore.
>>693347668Nearly two decades ago baldur's gate understood how to have the best of both world. Take for example dark elves they were naturally evil, but they were able to acknowledge them as intelligent beings with free will and all that with Drizzt who was good.
>>693348020BG3 is shit anyway, make a standalone game
>>693347503>banning me is not an argument!
>>693348192Dies anyone really think banning somebody for an argument nobody can logically counter without going into "I dislike it more" is anything more than a concession?
>>693347668>>693348097>Can now play an eternally pregnant foul-wombed cleric of Lamashtu shitting out hordes of horrendous misshapen creatures>Say it's all for the greater good >Paladin has to just watch it happen because he can't Detect Evil on me anymoreConflict is dead in modern writing.
>>693343693>Because Goblins are disgusting.
>>693343501
>>693348380at least give her a cute facelooks like she was stung by a thousand bees
>>693348380Looks like Shrek with tits.
>>693343501below the height of consent
>>693348547Manlet bros......
I want to fuck a goblin so bad. I have already reset the role with this IA 4 times
>>693348380posting ai slop does not help your point, posting ai slop NEVER helps your point
>>693348459>>693348508>>693348691i drew it
>>693348628>your goblin office manager
>>693348380>black woman>>693348741>jew woman>>693348839>jew womanGobbos are to escape cancerous women, not embrace them.
>>693348020>no one will ever make a standalone module of BG3ftfy
>>693347494Nah they are cowards and hide in caves to breed more. You would need to go for entire world to kill this roaches and spend years
>>693348628is this free?
>>693348904Oh rother, I cannot resist anymore
>>693349120Yep, this is the source https://chub.ai/characters/ReduxStreet/ivy-7daf2183!
>>693346805>why can't we genocide goblinsBut you can? They even allow you to kill all the goblin children in the camp.
the BG3 goblins are perfect. they are just the right amount of ugly and sexy. It's very disappointing that you can't fuck them.
need gobmaidwife
>>693348904>goblins should be boring anime girls
>>693343501Because game developers don't want to animate you romancing and kissing a midget of any colour. It's why Dwarf females also typically get skipped out on romance options in RPGs
>>693348459>Cute faceGoblintards do not even want to fuck real ones.
Would fuck every gobbo in this thread but>>693348380>>693348741>>693348839This is coming from someone who likes MONSTER monster girls, those AI sloplins are fuckawful
>>693349331anon your goblin.. she uh... why is she the wrong color
>>693343501I'm not kidding. I'm 100% serious when I say that Goblin Sazza OWES me sex and that I'm going to engage her in a violent ten hour pelvis-breaking, baby-making mating press until she's nothing but a quivering human cock-shaped hole.
>>693343501Goblin girls are the best when they have big tits and big guns. Flat chested goblins can fuck off.
>>693343501Mod it.
>>693343501You can just not in AAA-CK level game.
>>693343634Why are you making up controversies to be upset about?
>>693349981flat chested, thin, petite goblins are peak though
>>693343501I LIKE THEIR FEET
>>693348098>Drizzt "I'm not like the other drow" Do'urdenEpithome of cringe.>constantly goons to his cat>fucked an ilithid hive brain (gay)>constantly sobs about being a nigger>romanced a 12yo girl (the only based thing about him)
>>693346805>berkman for zoomers
>>693346805You can ...
>>693350124As opposed to what? Being mad at something without an explanation?It's not exactly baseless you know.
>>693348904>is actually a fat brown gnomeWhat a shame.
>>693343693t. a human roastie
>>693345464The homestarrunner game?
>>693345919They're carry size so I can just strap them to my waist and fix those problems.
>>693350779>As opposed to what?How about you get upset about something that's actually true instead inventing narratives in your head to get mad about.>It's not exactly baseless you knowThese are the guys who animated dwarf sex in case the pc played as one.Show me the quote from a larian dev where they said there won't be a goblin romance cause it reminds them of pedophilia.
>>693350969>How about you get upset about something that's actually true instead inventing narratives in your head to get mad about.Except there is NO evidence whatsoever you absolute husk of a person. How the hell do you exist where you go through life just taking everything at face value?You can't simply ignore something because it means you have to draw a few educated guesses.
>>693351261There's nothing fucking educated about your guesses dumbass. You are literally just making shit up you delusional retard.
>>693350154>flat chested, thin, petiteMate, you're attracted to green children, not goblins. If she doesn't have strange facial features and a mature shortstack body, she ain't a goblin.
>>693343767>gnome_PC_has_sex_with_Karlach.googlevideo
>>693348270Yes
>>693348459If a man were stung by 10 thousand bees, he would die.
>>693349331that's a kobold you faggot I'll kill you
>>693350306>693350306wtf is "gooning"?
>>693351749>OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH GWENIVAR>YOUR CAT MUSCLES ARE SO PRONOUNCED>I CAN'T STOP LOOKING WHEN YOU MOVE>OOOOHHH>THE WAY THEY SHIFT UNDER YOUR SHINING FUR>THE PRECISE CONFIDENT MOVEMENTS OF A NATURAL HUNTER>OOOOHHHH GWENVIVAR>I'm so lonly... you're my only company...>aAAHH AAHHH GWENVIVAR I'M COOMING
>>693343767but my gnome keeps taking Ds left and right and i'm shorter than gobbos
>>693351749Go on Pornhub and search for guys gooning
>>693343501You mean you didn't get the cutscene where you smash untamed goblin poontang? Sucks to be you.
>>693345148Would you have it any other way?
>>693343501I wanted to fuc Sazza but the game said no.
>>693345836>Literally just a skeleton with lipstick Yep that's the one
>>693348508I mean... https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/2417/bc4a866ede54cb48a80ea70eb2d0273f.png
>>693348741You mean "AI drew it".
>>693345339I can't decide whether I want to fuck her or get swallowed by her.
Imagine how hairy goblin pussy is. It's gonna absolutely reek of musk and nasty goblin pheromones, who would find that attractive?
>>693354625sorry chuddie, but gobs are hairless from the ears down.
>>693349256I wish I knew more about other AI chats. I just end up using spicychat.
>>693354894Fake news.
>>693354625What sane, virile male wouldn't mating press fertile, never-before-shaved gobussy?
>>693351749Leave before it's too late
>>693355002For me? It's size difference and an innate white male need to make women of lesser non-white savage races my slaves/cum dumps.
>>693355002One who has any knowledge of sexually transmitted diseases whatsoever
>>693354915its true. it's like licking a frog.
>>693351749It's zoomer slang. You can safely ignore everything someone who uses it says, they're terminally retarded.
>>693343501Are you a paedophile?
>>693355146Most STDs are specific to a host species. Also I can just Protection From Good & Evil on my hog before I balls deep her. Checkmate.
>>693355418A pedophile would want to fuck children, not diminutive adults of a given species.
>>693355418sup dr. pizza
Green skin gives me the ick. Make it red, blue, purple, gray, etc. and it's a deal.
>>693356032That's racist.
>>693343501Something something Twitter puritans something something height-of-consent. Apparently Sazza's VA would have been up for recording some romance lines, but it was not to be.
>>693343501Goblins are nice and all, but I'd rather romance a kobold
>>693357605what, find dragon-girls too intimidating? have to settle for their stunted versions?
>>693357912Dragons are fine too.God I wish they were real
