Bayonetta.
BAYONETTAS ASS
if that happened to me, i would be glad
shes not tall at all secondary.
>>693920235This but with a young boy on the playground
>>693920235>office lady, hag, leopard print underwear, tall, thickid coom my pants right then and there ugh....
Why do porn addicts and secondaries always think she is tall?
>>693920803That man is like 8'2
>>693920839that man is like 6'2
>>693920887that man is like 4'2
>>693920964the manlet always gets the girl in the end
>>693920803Because it’s a more sensible thing to think than the truth (that her head is the size of a regulation baseball)
>>693920235
>>693921080she's so cool
>>693921080>the cute stuffed animal twirl dance after thisshe personality mogs her bayo 2 and 3 selves hard. its a shame they toned her down so much in the sequels.
she's not so fleshy and wide in game.she's a weird stick, a hairy broom of a woman.
>>693921080SO LONG GAY BOWSER
Rocket launcher tonfas… What a fun video game
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>>693920235Really?
>>693920235why does she have a man-jaw?
I like LOOOOOOOOONG girls and I can't lie
>>693922456This
>>693920529what does this even mean? that you weren't there for the original release?
>>693920235Her face looks weird.
I needs meself a tall girl
That's what happens when you lose.
>>693923276yeah, secondary is sort of a buzzword/not buzzword for people who started with sequels and therefore have a different point of view than people who have been there from the start. Secondaries tend to have awful taste and opinions regardless of the series because they have nostalgic feelings towards the game they started with which in modern times is usually a bastardized soulless version of what the series used to be. For example, bayonetta 2 is the worst game in the series by a mile but the troon worshipper audience started with it so they worship that game as if it were the best. smash tertiaries are probably the biggest reason people think bayonetta is tall though.
>>693920516same man
>>693923434desu i think it's just women that don't want her to be 9 feet tall
>>693923434>smash tertiariesi bet its only because of that one artist that draws tall bayonetta all the time.
>>693920529>secondaryTake your zoomer Black Tongue speech back to Tiktok, nigger
>>693923914>mad secondary insecure that he started with a sequel
>>693921080>Shooting a guy in the penis (the symbol of patriarchy)Woke shit
>>693920235Don't suppose you got an artist name pal?
>>693924076>ooga booga bix nood frfr ongWhat?
>>693924254>newfag hears word he doesn't understand>"the niggers must be responsible for this"lurk more.
Reminder that Luka won
>>693920803>why is someone 11 heads tall and slender viewed as tall?is what I wrote before I stopped and actually measured her proportions and she's actually 12~ heads tallshe's a fucking lanklet and disproportionately long, you fucking retard
>>693920235BAYOISNOTAGIANT
>>693920803They just don't play games, simple as.
>>693924375Damn it.. I love tall women
>>693924375Yeah but people who actually played the game have seen multiple scenes of her standing next to Luka so there is no reason for confusion unless you are retarded enough to think that Luka is 10 feet tall.
>>693920235>>693920516I'm so starved for female attention that when my aunt visited a few days ago she sat on my lap and hugged and kissed me I got a boner.
>>693924375this. she looks like a worlds tallest woman that then got limb lengthening several times. 8 feet is an underestimate
>>693924375>Noooo how dare a fictional character have unrealistic proportions!!!!!!!Cope & seethe
>>693924510I know she's not tall, but her design defies actual centuries of art theory, anatomy, and design language by not actually being as tall as she looks, so people who don't see how tall she is compared to people around her will assume she is tall enough to justify being 1.5x proportionally taller than a normal human being
Gentlemen... I love leggy.
Jupiter and Mars!
>>693924510People who played the game have also seen multiple scenes of her standing next to Enzo, an adult man with children, and she absolutely dwarfs him.
>>693924343>lurk moreIronic, coming from an election tourist zoomer. I cachinnate
>>693924752Yes, and these people are secondaries, and therefore subhuman as we have established.
>>693924860>Buzzwords when he can't justify being a newfag secondaryIt's over
>>693924835>Being 6'1Thank god
>>6939243752 of those heads are heelsnot to mention your head height is like 10% hair in that picture.no one cares for your dishonestly.
>>693924835>tfw 5'5>barely at her waistlineugh.....
>>693924835
>>693924515she knows
>>693925181Trust me, I know she does.
>>693920235what would happen if she farted?
>>693925045>2 of those heads are heelsif she was in flats she would lose 1 head's worth of height.it's already concerning that her head is the same height as her heels. it would be even worse if her head was half that.>not to mention your head height is like 10% hair in that picture.no it isn't. you're blind. he cropped the beehive out
>>693924248Yes. The artist is @saigalisk.
>>693924248I'm not your pal, buddy.
>>693924375The only retard here is you. If you actually played the game you would know she is literally only taller than Enzo, Vigridian woman, and Cereza. Everyone elae is taller than her. Also she isn't proportionally bigger than everday objects. She is smaller than door frames, phone booths aren't abnormally small, car are appropriate size compared to her, etc..You would have to not play the game and get the answer from some bro science faggot to come to the conclusion that she is tall.
>>693924835ay caramba
Bayonetta, but cute.
>>693925783Oh shit I'm sorry
>>693925851cheshire also cute
>>693923434>>693924076you guys are retarded, secondary is NOT about sequelsit's about people whose only exposure to a series is through SECONDARY material (hence the name you dumbass) such as anime adaptations, spinoffs, cameo appearances, online memes or popular culture, and the likean example would be those "huge earthbound fan excited to play it for first time" guys
>>693923669What's the original image?
>>693924752>her design defies actual centuries of art theory, anatomy, and design languageNo it doesn't. The Bayonetta games' art style is based on french fashion illustrations, where the body and limbs are disproportionately long to show off the clothing designs more easily.
Didn't bother getting bayonetta, but how fucking tall ARE luca and enzo supposed to be anyways?
>>693925903not how it's used at all sorry, you can't put a hard and fast definition of a 4chan buzzword when most people use it in a way you aren't describing
>>693925975I've literally only seen it used as defined by that guy though
>>693925960Luka is 6'2, Enzo is almost midget tier.
>>693925894No worries, friend.
>>693924839Enzo is a manlet. Guy is like 5'4" tops.
>>693926019And I've only seen it used to describe fans who started late and thing the new game defines what the series was originally about. Seems like buzzwords can be used multiple ways.
>>693924835She is..... she is.....
>>693924835AHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>693924835Name?
>>693920235>>693924375>>693924835Where there is a will there is a way.
>>693926491carl
>>693924375>>693920803Well, secondaries who know her from smash can see she's taller than Cloud and the Fire emblem dudes. and that's counting cloud's hair as well.
>>693924835>tfw literally at the exact right height to bury my face in her busom standing
>>693920803That is a 6'8" man and a 6'2" woman. Both are tall.
>>693924510Is Luka not 10 feet tall? He’s a fucking giant just like her.
>>693925684holy sauce?
>>693920235>No futaWhat a waste...
>>693920482I WOULDN'T MIND TASTING IT mmmhmm mhpmhmm
>>6939243752 of those heads are shoes
>>693926830>>693926841No. He isn't 6'8. He is confirmed 6'2 in Bayo 3's bio section. Keep in mind that bayo is wearing heels and has tall hair. Look at where her actual head top out at compared to him, then remove a few more inches to account for heels. She's like 5'7.
>>693926956https://e-hentai.org/lofi/g/1312434/de5a3d496a/
>>693924515I'm so starved for female attention that when i read your post a few seconds ago i got a boner.
It's because of the artstyle. When you realize that everybody in her universe is built like pic, she's only of above average height.
>>693926617>smash>accurate heightsAh, yes, the game that has Olimar, the guy who is smaller than a battery, as big as Kirby is totally a valid way to see how tall a character is. Like how Ness, a teenager, is 3 feet tall teenager just like they are in real life.
>>693927224thanks
>>693924835STANDING DINNER
>>693927320Hey, it's why some of the secondaries think that way.
>>693927514I know. I'm just wondering how the hell anyone would think that smash is an accurate representation of height especially after Ridley got in.
>>693924835She’s 6’2”She likes to role play being taller>>693924621This one is actually that height
Why do you guys always have to make everything about some weirdo fetish, I don't like Bayonetta BECAUSE she is tall, I like Bayonetta and her height adds to her appeal, that doesn't mean I automatically like all tall women or want to be dommed or height mogged or whatever. Let characters have their unique appeals.
>>693926107To be fair that's essentially the same definition. Starting with a non primary source such as the game as opposed to the book isn't dissimilar from starting from the second or spinoff game.The problem arises on /v/ being /v/ meaning a vast majority will be secondaries that only interacts with, say, the game version of a thing.
>>693925684>she's even taller in the sequel
>>693925783Well im not your buddy, guy.
>>693921080why can't more 'cool' female characters be this instead of sad or traumatic or just quirky and ironic? literally all they have to do is just (popular male character) but a girl and they've got it bagged
>>693927108>bayo is smaller than me You’ve crushed my dreams, anon.
>>693923914This is an ancient term, zoomer.
>>693928179The proportions will still be the same.
>>693920803Long legs make her look statuesque?
>>693928136bayonetta is a japanese chuuni protagonist first and foremost and a female character second, the ones you're thinking of are all focus-tested hollywood shit trying to appeal to as broad an audience as possible. "girl in tanktop with baseball bat and loose hair" as a character archetype is shit invented by a board-room and not somebody weird who wants to share what he thinks is cool
>>693920235this would be hot if they didn't bayonetta a weird tranny face
>>693928136Because being "cool" is part of the male gaze.
>>693928027I'm not your guy, friend!
>>693928229That's how she looks faggot.
>>693920235they didn't play the games, obviously
>>693928290Bayonetta does not have a long, sharp face horse like the shitty fanart in OP which makes her look like a tranny
>>693924835tiktok has doomed the world
>>693924835Man I could suck her titties standing up. What a paradise that would be.
>>693924835This anon knows >>693927674She's developed a complex because the rest of her family are legitimately giant. She's the runt of the litter. But still identifies as taller because everyone else in the family is taller.
test
>>693920235That's just fucking terrible. Great body but hideous face.
>>693924835Bullshit>doorframes are 6'8"-6'10">ceiling is therefore about 8ft>fan handing down more than a footShe is at most 6'4".
>>693926107no you're just a secondary to using the term secondary
bayonetta is just or ridiculously characterized that i just dont find her hot at allshe should be the hottest thing ever conceptualized, but i just cannot conceptualize being attracted to her
>>693923669is that shinji
>>693924835>>693927674she's 5'11'' actually she had a different onlyfans that didn't catch on, the giantess LARP worked like crazy and she has now found her niche
>>693920235queer coded art is disgusting filth>>693928352bayonetta as she should be
>>693928418the fuck are you doing anon, this is a blue board
>>693928270don't think I'm your friend, brother
>>693920235Started this a few days ago. It's fun. I'm not very good at it though
>>693922124where's Saddam?
>>693920235Bayonetta 3 might be ass gameplay wise but at least this kino came out of it
>>693929580I want that
>>693929785in our hearts
>>693929785Jerking it to anime babes in the next cave over
>>693924835really wish she was that tall and more girls had her height and body
>>693929819nah the gameplay is good, it's just doing something different instead of trying to be bayonetta 1.5 and it works.
>>693928908I ain't ya brother, pal!
>>693920235I like this guy's art.
>>693931842im not to mad about it. it will be forever locked into the nintendo hardware ecosystem and i unironically think they made it a summoner simulator bcs of it. its understandable. but i really hope there will be a game in the future that continues what Bayonetta 1 started.
>>693920235>>693932043I really don't like his faces
>>693920235>low quality screenshot from a YouTube videoWe literally have a rule for posts like this, if only we had non troon mods that actually enforced it.
>>693920235Imagine she made you massage her feet haha
>>693920803Luka is tall as fuck, retard
>>693930894Wanna kiss, lick and massage them
>>693924835>5'11>standing titty suckingLord please
>>693929785I got you
>>693924835I'm only 5'5 haha
>>693932471He's 6'2. That's pretty average in my country. But he must be a giant in America I suppose.
>>693925498>you're blind>cropped the beehive outnigga wtf did u just say to me? you calling me blind when you can't even see that a chunk of the top of that head image is just fucking hair and there is no dome there?what is the made up bullshit you are trying to sling? you calling me blind because you are? wtf is this.I don't even need to comment on the shoes because its obviously 2 not 1, let alone with the extra hair removed it would be 2.5 but fuck we don't even need to argue about that, but ONE? what are you talking about lmao.motherfucker you BLIND.
>>693932471We've been discussing this all thread and you've been proven wrong about a hundred times, retard.
>>693921080>shooting "maneke piss" in the dickMean.
>>693932669thanks
I am more of a Ulala guy.
>>693933192>black weeb on /v/ having a nigga moment kek
>>693924835God, why couldn't I have been born shorter? Why do I have to be 6 feet tall? There are like, 3 women taller than me ever. Why even fucking live?
Sega should have made a Bayonetta Ulala spinoff crossover.
