What's the IRL equivalent of losing 1 HP?
Looking at a woman.
>>694171116Getting bitten by an ant.
hangnail
when you hit your knee/elbow into something and it makes a loud noise but doesn't hurt you
>>694171116peeling back a hangnail
>>694171116I think you post it.Just a minor scratch or a small cut.
>>694171116when you sneeze so hard your chest hurts for a little bit
>>694171116Probably about the force of a cat play-biting
After 30, each day you wake up you lose 1 max hp
>>694171116When you buy a bigger dildo and it tears your anus a bit the first time you use it
>>694171116getting stabbed with a knife
>>694171116
>>694171580A knife is more of a 1-90dmg weapon
>>694171116shitting out a huge log
Better question is what is the equivalent of losing the last HP
>>694171116remembering that time a girl was completely into you and you fucked it up
pulling a nose hair
>>694171436anon you should probably go see a cardiologist about that
Depends on what our HP scale is. If I lose 1 HP and my max is 10? A laceration that requires stitches. If I lose 1 HP and my max is 100? A stubbed toe.
>>694171806A terminal illness is basically a DoT.
>>694171957>Stub toe 100 times>Die
>>694171957People who work out and get huge have more blood, so logically they'd have more HP because it'd take them longer to bleed out.
>>694171116getting a haircut from an idiot>>694171806those old people who die from a heart attack after slipping in a puddle.
>>694172028are you saying fat people are more vampire-resistant
>>694172007I dare you to try it and beg for death at the 10th toe
>>694171436>>694171943What about when you sneeze while sitting at an odd angle and it compresses your spine a little so your whole body fuckin hurts?
>>694172028Just put an extra bullet in them
>>694172007People can and do die from stubbed toes.
physical trauma that leaves a welt. HP has a threshold of how much damage you can actually take until it goes past a certain tier. Funky Town is 1HP territory
>>694172101Vampires avoid speedruners because of too much trans-fats
>>694171436are you okay?
>>694171436When you sneeze too soft and you get a boner.
>>694171436It's my back that hurts when I sneeze.
>>694172152I have to sneeze on my back while I'm in bed because if I'm one my side, by entire back explodes and I can't move for 10 minutes
what is the most powerful irl status effect?
>>694171806i once saw a kid jump off a chair and fucking die. So probably that
>MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
>>694172364Getting stung by a gympie-gympie
>>694172364A gypsy breathes on you.
>>694172364
>>694172364sunburn? smokers cough? cold sore?
>>694172535And you all made fun of me for being scared of sna*ls.
>>694171943isn't that normal as you get older?
>>694172364When you bust a nut and fall asleep right after.
>>694172743No
getting stabbed in the assa bit of blood, but surprising little pain. No scar either.
>>694172535Just shove weird foreign objects up your ass, do not eat them it's not safe
>>694171436shoulders for me
>>694172903New semen retention meta?
>>694171116cancer
>>694172535>eat unknown item>permanent debuffwooooooow how was I supposed to know
>>694172007>he only has 100hp
>>694171116Anyone here ever have a muscle spasm. It feels like your stabbed by a scorching hot knife in your back and you can't even sit down. They got away after a day or so but they come out of no where. I was on the computer first time i had one and in bed the second time. Haven't had one in 6 years.
>>694172903
>>694171207>>694171228hangnailmind
>>694171116finger nail tears weird and goes too far into the pink and your finger feels fucking gay for the rest of the day
>>694171116It's probably something that starts a birth. A deformity. Something you inherently won't be able to do. I'll say if you were molested as a kid to any extent you can consider that a quarter health lost. Then it would be behaviors you pick up in early childhood. So if you stayed inside instead of going out to play with other kids you probably lost half your health right then and there. I'm a Christian but i think if you didn't believe in SOME higher power you probably lost a quarter health. If you never studied or practised a trade to get into the job market you've lost a third health. If you hit your thirties without ever being in a relationship you've lost another third health. past this point you may as well be a enemy type. If you literally don't do shit and leech off your parents/government, have no skills to fend for yourself, and cause fear in the common passerby you are beyond death.
When an eyelash gets into your eye and you live alone :(
I cut the last phalange of my right-hand middle finger with glass 2 weeks ago and lots & lots of blood came out. I went to the hospital and the young female doctor told me it was just a little cut and didn't reach the muscle, so I should just be careful to keep the cut uninfected the doctor was the younger sister of a girl that studied with me for most of my childhood, it was such an humiliation ritual. But now the cut is mostly healed and I can't feel the right half of the tip of my finger (it's numb), probably the nerve was severed and I'm not sure it will ever heal.
>>694172903doc you gotta help me out my kidneys are all gummed up with cum
>try to read quest journal>it has special attack that hits for -20HP
someone post moodeng biting pic
>>694172364Bone spursCluster HeadachesTesticular Torsion
cooming
>>694171436>when you sneeze really hard and have a burning feeling in your nose for a few seconds
>>694172903>cor blimey me back is hurt somethin awful>not a problem laddie. Just keep off it for a few days you'll be in tip top shape in a jig>oh aye. I just hope me back doesn't interfer with me semen injections mate>....you wot?
>>694173948la petite mort
>>694173661This stupid shit made me laugh
baby teeth falling out
>>694172367That's more like losing your entire HP bar because your enemy rolled a super rare crit hit
>>694172007You forgot the health regen.
>>694171436>when you sneeze and your tongue absorbs the vibrationsFeels horrible.
>>694172903What kind of fucking twist is that?
>>694172364Getting nut shot.
>>694173872Something similar happened to me at work. Months ago i lacerated my left palm. It would not stop bleeding. I was sent to urgent care but they told me it wasn't deep enough to even need stitches it would heal on its own. To this day it still throbs with pain and that part is yellow and tender.
>>694171207>>694171228god i fucking hate that shit so fucking muchi get those and ingrown nails all the fucking time
>fully stocked medicine cabinet>get a cut? don't use a bandaid>headache? don't pop an advil>stuffy nose? don't use nasal sprayat least my refusal to use consumables IRL is out of laziness rather than thinking I may need it later
>>694172535It\s weird how the human body can withstand crazy shit like surviving a fall from an aeroplane but also frail enough for stuff like this
>>694172364fire
>>694174530>surviving a fall from an aeroplaneIs that possible?
>>694172007In a row? You probably would go into shock.
>>694171228this is more like DoT
>>694174562yes. with a parachute
>>694171772>billions of years>never patch the inconsistent damage calccan't believe people are still subbed to this piece of shit
It would depend on your max HP? In baldurs gate 1 you can have like 4hp at level 1 IIRC. Taking 1 damage would be pretty brutal.
>>694174562Definitely luck based, there's no special technique to it you can learn.
>>694171806you'll know the bar hits 0 when they stop moving
>>694174562https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesna_Vulovi%C4%87
>>694171174That's sanity points, not hit points
>>694174562Yes. If you jump at the last second.
>>694174084isn't that literally the second phase life bar?
>>694174562Just fire your shotgun straight down right before impact
In DnD you can have like 100hp(probably way more). If a peasant stabs you with a dagger he does 1d4 damage. He would have to stab you 50 times to kill you, that's pretty crazy.
>>694171116HP is usually a general abstraction for stamina as much as it is for physical energy, so losing 1 HP would be avoiding an attack but being slightly more tired afterwards.
What's the IRL equivalent of overheal?
>>694171116DiarrheaStubbing your toePukingWhat's the irl equivalent of pic related?
>>694171174>-5 to PSI damage>+15 to morale
>>694171116any hour you spend listening to women talkany minute spent falling for jewish trickeryany time you hear "iris" "wonderwall" or Nickelback. Any way. Here's wonderwall. https://youtu.be/FVdjZYfDuLE?si=fzHVaFUGF6WRag3H
>>694175026saying the N word
>>694175026probably eating week old chicken?
>>694175026>What's the irl equivalent of pic related?nutted but she's still sucking
>>694175023For me? Sleeping 8h after sleeping 4h all week long due to my job.
>>694175050>browsing /s/God I love women so much it's unreal>women twitter posts threadGod I hate women so much it's unreal
>>694175026>/v/ listening to someone talking about videogames
>>6941750238 hours of restful, uninterrupted sleep.
>>694175023Getting a few hours of lucid dreaming on your second try.
>>694175023Getting paid. Getting laid. Spending time with friends.
>>694171116losing 1 HP can still knock you out if you've been weakened enough, so probably something like a headache
What's the irl equivalent of damage distribution?
>>694175471redpilling a teenage boy so he never has a chance at life
>>694174709>survive fall>get paralyzed, but make an almost complete recovery>suffer from survivor guilt>get divorced>deliberately refuse any therapy>turn to religion instead>isolate self inside small apartment because jesus will surely heal her>die alone in quietwhat a cunt
>>694171116Getting a popcorn stuck in my teeth
>>694171116Depends on the system. A cat in older D&D could kill a level 1 Wizard or NPC.
>>694171116stubbing your toe
>>694175471Rolling down a hill covered in gorse.
>group project>everyone do their part>one of the retard plagiarized a 1 paragraph.>JUST ONE>insta fail
>yfw you lose 99HP
>>694175023Will power.You will live longer if your will is iron compared to someone who gives up the moment it hurts too much
>>694175816Looks like a critical hit to me
>>694175821no more hugs, will
>>694175816I don't think anyone deserves this, actually horror.
>>694171116eating something too cold or too hot and feeling the insides of your teeth screamor a cat playfully scratches or bites you>>694175023amphetamines >>694175026Antipsychotics
>>694175816reminder that this was unironically the result of not being forklift certified.
>>694171174Are incels the biggest fucking faggots on Earth?
>>694175975>incelsA woman posted this.
>>694175023probably steroids
>>694172338same, I blame my neet lifestyle for not exercising and stretching those muscles.
>>694175965Klaus does it againHe's a menace!
>>694175023That time I slept for 17 hours
>>694175023meth
>>694174562I think if there's enough soft snow you can survive
>>694175816>tis but a scratch
>>694171116reading and replying to this thread
What's their irl counterpart?
>>694173764dude, buy a mirror.
>>694172834Anal membranes are worse lol, it's why severe alcoholics shoving booze up their asses get wasted faster or outright die.
>>694173470Fuck me dead it's like malfoy read the post and is so intrigued he's going off to try it himself. Cacking.
>>694176353>buttchuggers are realLole
>>694175816Is his gf still with him
>>694176302Experimental peptides and amphetamines.
>>694172903>This patient’s back pain improved over the course of his inpatient stay and he opted to discharge himself without availing of an incision and drainage of the local collection.>guy just fucking leaves without getting the semen out of his arm
>>694176384>brb injecting cum
>>694172364Getting a twisted pair
>>694172258>72% chance to die after feeding
>>694174562Yes that's why you have to shoot them before throwing them out
>>694172152you have scoliosis or kyphosis
>>694176686
>>694176425shes with parts of him.
>>694171806lets see. >Be Jesus>literally Christ>have to carry a heavy 400 lb block of wood nearly 4 miles >its cool you majored in Carpentry>its the sins of humanity that's the heaviest>getting trash and rocks thrown at your face >whipped to hell and back>get feet nailed together. >that one foot nailed to another one >also get hands nailed palms outward>thorns placed on top of your head because they thought it would funny>raised up and forced to stay up there for hours>still alive lol>outlived the guy they hung upside down>finally one of the soldiers takes the final bit of HP by stabbing you in the heart>tfw they know not what the do>tfw they don't know you're the son of God>second health bar fills>got em.
>>694171116reading the daily jew shenanigan
>Enemy casts a permanent curse effect on you
>>694171436>when you sneeze hard enough to briefly shit yourself
>>694177062Get saved, /v/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWitytwFoWs
>>694172781I miss this, it's like being cleansed of all negative status effects and full hp the next day
>>694171116Ghouls n' Ghosts rules
>>694171436One time I sneezed so hard I pulled a muscle in my upper back
>>694177276Is it? I always thought it was associated with low stamina. You should be able to cum thrice before your thirties without getting tired
>>694171116Eating something that's too hot
>>694171697>-1 HP>+50 Morale
>>694177521>when your tongue and the roof of your mouth feel kinda numb and spongy for the rest of the day
>>694177163amen brother man.
>>694171116papercut
Why is our HP regen so fucking slow?
>>694172903>Working as an anaesthetic technician>responsible for tracking patient fluid balance, sometimes have to follow up on the ward>End of the day I head down to the ward to check on a dude from the morning, make sure his catheter is draining sufficiently.>The bag is almost empty, no record of it being drained with several litres of fluid given>patient is silent but stops me as im calling for a bladder scanner and investigation, he looks me in the eyes and says 'It's all good man, I drank it'>Wat>'It's good for your gut health man I recycle my urine, please though I prefer to be discrete you know?'>Mfw have to alert his nurse and record piss expelled and then piss consumed onto the medical chart but otherwise agree.>People obviously find out, patient makes a complaint, my boss thinks I recorded piss consumed as a joke and it becomes a big issue. Eventually comes a fight about confidentiality and my right to disclose medical information to other staff. I win but it takes hiring a lawyer and weeks of corpo bullshit. Metal illness is a disease but more so for the people who are socially expected to endlessly tolerate it.
Is it common to have calf cramps randomly? When on bed I can spot it's about to happen but can't stop it from happening and the pain sucks ass.
>>694177701>ourlollmaot. have dermatitis
>>694171806Bleeding to death.Not waking up from a coma.Anything that initiates the death rattle.
>>694177771No, it's not common. For me, I get charlie horses when I 1) eat too much sweetsand 2) don't drink enough water after eating sweetsAlso potassium (bananas) helps prevent it
>>694177771After walking or jogging for a long time I wake up and stretch my leg. I immediently get a cramp and have to wither massage it or walk it off. I hate it and donmt know why it happens
>>694177101>Enemy casts a permanent curse effect on you
>>694177953For some reason this reminds me of that guy with permanent hiccups.
>>694171806Expending the last remaining fat reserves of your body as when that happens you just drop dead
>>694177753Consider that it was not the piss drinker who caused your problems, but rather society's reaction to the piss drinker. If your boss had simply accepted that the man drank his own piss there would have been no issues.
>>694177771this happens to me when it gets cold
>>694172007There was a roman philosopher who killed himself because he stubbed his toe.
>>694177771Unironically eat more bananas.
>>694177151>tfw women unironically sneeze so hard they cum a little
>>694173372I was doing my dishes about 3 years ago and my back said 'get on the floor idiot'. I stayed there for 2 days and the most the doctor would do is offer me a lidocaine patch.
>>694177771>When on bed I can spot it's about to happen but can't stop it from happening and the pain sucks ass.Maybe if you weren't sucking down piles of fucking cheetos you wouldn't be in this position. Start eating more fruit you nigger.
>>694178075maybe he should'nt have gone to a hospital to drink piss. I can think of one place where he should have avoided if he wanted to drink piss with descretion and its the hospital.
>>694176425I'd say 50/50
>>694174198>landing flatfooted after a 2 foot drop and the shock goes up your legs and stops at your ballsack
>anytime you sit with bad posture
>>694176302
>>694174391See a foot doctor. I kept getting ingrown toenails on my left foot. After the doctor clipped the nail out. He injected some poison on the toe to stop the nail from growing on the side. Haven't had an ingrown toe nail since.
>>694171174>Fails a straight check
>>694178143Bananas don't have that much potassium idiot
>>694175816First reaction is that he at least has one hand. Then the realization that he has no penis or ass. How the fuck do you even live?!?
Make character, looks at quirks>Jaw locks randomly when I open my mouth to eat or yawn>Random calf cramps>Random part of the body starts pulsating>Random stinging pain in the coxis(?) area, near the anus, sometimes it feels like this weird bag that is going to burst weird as fuck>Scheuermann disease>Can't run for too long because my entire chest is fucked>Random lung stinging painI could go on and on, it's just fucking sucks, and already had surgery 10 years ago.>>694178307I don't eat junk food.
>>694171116paper cuthangnail stubbing you toehitting your knee or funny bone on something
>>694178075>>694178309His formal complaint about confidentiality breech to a group of people external to the site is what did it. The complaint went to HQ in another fucking state and was vague enough that I was immediately suspended pending a two month investigation. It was a basic conflict of duty of care and confidentiality, but considering I cant ignore zero fucking fluid output without calling a medical emergency Im not sure what anyone expected. Having to explain that and their own code of practice with lawyers to a bunch of 50 year old women with absolutely zero medical training or experience was an experience, especially regarding a man drinking his own piss.
>when you eat too many sour candies and now your tongue hurts
>>694171116bumping your knee or hitting your head
>>694172367I feel like you're going to have to explain what happened. He slipped and hit his head? Did his knees explode like Kyle in the episode of South Park where he gets the surgery to be black? Was it a freak accident or did he foolishly jump on to an - I don't know - slippery floor?
>>694178525I have a pilonidal cyst in my lower back, basically at the top of my ass line, for around 2 years now, it gets worse with time, gonna get a surgery this upcoming January.started hard dieting 2 weeks ago and lost 6kg, from 115 to 109, aiming to shave off 20kg, wish me luck bros
>>694177151>briefly>the poop comes out then slides back in
>>694171116>What's the IRL equivalent of losing 1 HP?a trump vote
>>694178696he would get disabilty payments.no one has any expectations of him anymore and he can just chill out watching tv or playing games with a disability controller or something.he probably gets lots of fanmail too telling him how brave he is or something.
>>694177442>exposed buying knockoff shitchink'd
>>694178880i had that surgery. its very simple and your ass hurts for a week.
>>694177442>dasabiLol doesn't she know she's wearing her shirt backwards? It should say adidas
>>694178186Disgusting
when you hit the cervix
>>694179020my brother also had it, they cut out part of your skin right? and you wait till it heals up againI wish it was only one week, my brother had to lay down and was unable to sit for 3 weeks, I'll probably need to take a month off from work which sucks a lot
>>694176302Pedialite and V8, respectively
>>694176302pepsi and coke
>>694179164depends on the location. mine didnt really hurt much unless i touched it. but it was still very annoying cause it abscessed and bled through my pants all the time.
when you're cleaning your ass with a shower head and you hit your prostate
>>694175383how did you do it bro
>>694177442WhyWereTheyRecording
>>694179302I see, my bellybutton also started producing mucus and a little bit of blood 2 months ago, I didn't get it checked out but I can visibly see a small pimple far inside.I'm too scared to get it checked out cause I don't fucking know how you'd get skin removed from inside your bellybutton, sounds scary as fuck
>instantly stretch extremely hard when waking up>feels like you just ripped all of your muscles apart
>>694178606ID on that watch?
>>694178880I'll do you one better. Philimodial cysts suck but i'm one of the few men that was born with Hidradrentis Suppurativa. Its like the philomidial cyst. Except its found mostly under the armpits, on the chest, and between the thighs. I've had this shit since I was 10 and never considered surgery until it got so bad that I nearly fainted. If I don't get this crud removed my future will consist of bigger and bigger bumps. It's the most unlucky roll i couldve been born with
>>694179386it's china they record literally everything
>>694172903His own?
>>694179386It's a surveillance camera and the video you see was someone filming the monitor playing the footage with his phone. He's zooming in on the girl on the monitor, it's not the original camera zooming in
>>694179386To laugh at the antics of their people for the good of the state.
>>694178781don't worry bud the other guy is just being an ass, you did nothing wrong.
>>694179430dont worry about it, they put you under for it. for you itll be 2 seconds going into the operating room and coming back out. i actually didnt realize they even did that until i was in the bed already..
>>694174562Terminal velocity is technically not enough to kill you, if you are extremely lucky and relaxed.>>694174697being soft instead of all stressed out will help a lot, but yeah, it's mostly luck.
>>694171116In GURPS, 1 HP is an attack that draws blood. If it doesn't draw blood, it's not quantifiable damage, though drawing blood in this sense could be internal bleeding.
I've seen a lot of people say sobbing your toe is the equivalent to losing 1hp, but that shit hurts so fucking bad it sends me into a blind animal rage. IDK why my feet are so sensitive.
>>694179457That's pretty sad my dude, hope you can get 5e surgery someday.
>>694175023taking a really good large shit that just empties your guts and just requires 1 wipe
>>694175023waking up with the perfect amount of sleep
>>694179457>armpits, on the chest, and between the thighsthat sounds fucking rough, I don't know what your situation is but you should get it removed if you can, I didn't want to do the surgery on mine cause it's expensive but my doctor said it will get much worse with time so I saved up for the surgery>>694179675I'm a bit worried not because I'm scared of the operation, but because pilonidal cysts can be very close to your spine/bones, and also because my doctor said there's always a 30% chance of it coming back in the future
>>694171116hitting your pinky toe
in summers as a kid i could sneeze and get a blood nose
>>694178860He was severly deformed. we all called him "the monkey kid" when we saw him. I'm sure he was nice but we were kids you know? Mean for means sake. One day he climbed up on top of the lunch table and... I'm genuinely not sure what happened but he got this far away look in his eyes and stared at a wall and then he slid down the table. Everyone was made to leave by the teacher and I heard an ambulance was called. There was an assembly and the next school year a plaque was made for him. I'm not proud of that story because I treated him so poorly.
>>694179743I imagine it'd be quite an endeavor to stay relaxed during freefall out of a crashing plane, maybe if youre blackout drunk or already ascended to a higher plane and understands that your mortal shell doesn't mean much.
>>694179335>get abruptly woken up>go back to sleep >remember that I'm still asleep and continue to use reminders. Another method is to track time going in and running guestamations from that pointYou can set an alarm to wake yourself around 2 - 4 hours in. The worst part I've found is when you do it in rapid succession causing a spooky freefall from dropping though the multiple layers.
>>694175023
>>694171116When you take a sip of cherry coke and puff out your lips with pressure
>>694179930Sounds like an aneurysm if he didn't fall down and sever his spine by hitting his back on a sharp edge
>>694180072>there are people who argue against this and continue to feel depressed and unmotivated
>>694180072The romance one is a gamble and can completely negate all the other ones.
>>694174759>forget to acquire double jump perk>die
>>694171436You meant pimple, right? right????
>>694180072I do 5 out of 7 of these
>>694171436>when you sneeze and fart while pissing and your dick hole hurts for a bit
>>694179868What really sucked is growing up during puberty. Before we knew what I had. All the sweat gets trapped in the glands and it becomes impossible to go without smelling like shit. I genuinely got depression from it. I blame all my problems on it but have to work around it because the surgery is so batshit expensive. >>694179807Yeah. Or maybe I'll just kill myself. Still haven't decided
>>694178075there is nothing either good or bad, but drinking makes it so
The easiest IRL equivalent to quantified health points is blood loss. Losing 2000ml kills you. So losing 20ml is 1% of that. That's about 0.7oz, or rather, about half of a shot glass.
>>694180072fixed
>>694180369underrated
>>694180072I feel fucking great when I eat unhealthy shit. I'd say I go to the gym only to be able to swallow more shit food without worrying about it. If one day I feel like going to McDo and stuffing myself with 3 burgers then I do it, and will take a nap just after.
>>694180465He just posted it
>>694171116Cutting yourself shaving
>>694180157Yeah. Either that or a seizure. I hate to describe it but he genuinely looked like a chimpanzee. That was his deformity. He was a midget from the legs and torso but his arms and head were normal. So when he walked he had the gait of an ape. After he died so many kids would go on to say how cool he was but my friends and I always just made fun of him
>>694178086Oh yeah? Who?
>>694180603>anon went to school with the missing link>bullies him into suicideWew lad
>>694172487Underrated post
>>694180627Cicetoe
>>694180369crummy
>>694173872Something similar to me as well about three years ago. Cut myself with a knife at the first joint from the base of the pinky finger. Was very deep, bled like a mother fucker, I could see the little white tendons. My pinky was numb for like a year. The feeling is back now but there is a slight difference in pain tolerance between the two fingers. I get a jarring sensation when metal rubs against the pinky that was injured.
>>694180603Even as children, bullying the actual grotesque retards who needed to be put down out of pity was subhuman behavior.
>>694171436>cough just a little too hard>entire torso aches really bad for like 15 seconds
>>694180891Might be a hernia.
>>694179743>120mphI don’t know about that anon. Not unless the impact is spread out, like branches or snow
>brush teeth>body feels like its on pins and needles
>>694177163i am, i am free of jewish trickery, ive already renounced jesus christ
>>694180663Apparently you can make tea of the leaves or something. It's edible. As long as, you know, remove the murder pain hair.How and why someone once told himself it would be a good idea to eat the leaves of the murder tree is beyond me, but then people do all kind of crazy stuff.
>>694172535Man Bear Grylls can fuck off I would have never done that, all that shit is scripted
>>694180310I've had that one
How many HP do I lose if i have sleep paralysis?
How much HP do I lose if I don't sleep for 3 days straight
a first degree burn
>>694181086>Status effect: Paranoia
>>694181086You gotta spec into breathing techniques, hard counters this debuff.
I can't believe the Cockroach is the only creature on earth that hasn't evolved in 40 billion years and is predicted to last for another hundred million without change. Meanwhile humans can't evolve to defeat the common cold
>>694181135that's a status effect, not hp loss.
>>694172364shooty bum pain
>>694181226I just sleep in the nude and dare the demons to attack me while I have my boner out
You guys ever piss and your urethra stings like a bitch for a minute or so? It happens rarely and definitely isn’t an std. I think there’s a correlation with cumming
>>694181404>>694181404Plz respond
>>694171174Nah, I actually kind of like that. Sometimes when I'm on the street I try to make eye contact with women and gently smile at them.It's so exciting when our eyes meet then she looks away in a panic.I love scaring women.
>>694181404>Wake up in the middle of the night for a piss>Go to toilet to piss half asleep >Hear piss hitting toilet water but also hitting something else>Look down>Split stream, half of the piss is going on the floorWhy
>>694181404>jerk off >spend the rest of the day feeling like I want to take a piss badly
>>694181261because the common cold is evolving against us at the same time.Besides, we've done shit too, our y chromosome is written in palindrome and can repair itself alone because of that, which is why out of its few remaining genes, it hasn't lost another one from the original 1000 or so in billions of years
>>694181261Your fucking immune system is a masterpiece of evolution. You would be dead if not for your immune system 24/7 doing the job of absolutely killing everything that don't belong. In fact the "normal" is yourself being attacked by literally billions of germs every single fucking second, and your immune system fending them off.You are literally having a war in your body right now, a war you're winning. Because of your fucking monstrous immune system.Then some invaders are better than others. The common cold is really good. Ebola is better. Ebola is real good.
>>694181404I had this, now my urethra is collapsing due to scar tissue from when I was born and they are going to have to cut it open and reconstruct it.
>>694180071ive never been able to maintain the lucidty for longer than what feels like a minute or so. pretty much gain lucidity during any sex dream tho; how fucking down bad i get.
>>694175975Fuck of thirdie, America rules your Brownoid ass
>>694172364oh i know this one
>>694177771>I can spot it's about to happen but can't stop it from happening and the pain sucks assThere is a way to stop cramps in certain spots of the body if you notice fast enough. Essentially the muscle can't cramp if you stretch it out before it cramps.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZIgw-HNN3H0
>>694181520>>694181537no matter how you look at it humans are getting mogged by bugs and germs. We don't stand a chance in the next hundred thousand years. That is if we don't destroy ourselves
>>694181537the cold is a way better disease than ebola because it keeps you alive long enough to spread it, whereas ebola can kill you before you spread iteveryone in the world gets colds
>battling a kidney stone for a week>think im good enough to work>while im at work, now it decides to move>i was delivering packages so i was out by myself driving>decided i could finish the rest, took like 3 more hours>then drove home in rush hour traffic >then went to the hospitalthat was the worst pain i ever felt in my life and its not close
>>694171806Sudden Infant Death Syndrome
>>694181706>>694180071NTA, but it's basically mental exercises, it's not that hard.Waking up at 3 am is a good way to start doing it, and then falling asleep while doing computation in your head and keeping lucidity isn't that hard. Ok, it's a little bit hard, but not that hard. You just need to do it consistently until you stumble into it.I unironically learned the skill to rape in my dreams the cute redhead in my class way twenty years ago.
>>694177753Wyoming surely is pigsty dumpster
>>694171228Ouch I can feel it by just looking at it
>>694177562don't forget>+1 party member
>>694172007That last 1hp is you offing yourself because you just can't stop stubbing your toe
>>694171697>+1 Nom
>>694175816What caused the torment of this young fellow?
>>694181508I heard that this is when you still have the built-up sperm, like you want to spray gallons but only piss yourself with coom.
>>694172007Actually funnily enough a person i history did died from stubbing his toe. I forgot his name but he was angry about something and kicked/stubbed his toe oit of rage. Then his toe got infected and he died about a week or a month later. He ended up writing on his deathbed something like "this is the stupidest way to die" or something.
>>694181494>WhyOne of your pubic hairs is exactly in the wrong place
>>694181878>2024 + 40,000>not trusting in the strength and certainty of steelNgmi fleshling
>>694181537reddit post, reddit spacing. go back.
>>694182234oh nohe pressed enteron the keyboardtwice
Human - Skills:>Wake up 1 minute before the alarm clock goes off>Catch people looking at you>Remember that embarrassing thing you did over 15 years ago>Wet dreams>Spot that random spider walking on the wall from the corner of your eyeJust as I wrote this I spotted a fucking cockroach from the corner of my eye
>>694181010Dude... you WOULDN'T make tea out of a murder tree? What if you could get murder tree powers from the murder tree tea?
>>694175869YOU OWE ME
>>694182105>What caused the torment of this young fellow?According to reverse Googling:The horrific accident occurred in September 2019 while Schauers was working as a laborer on a construction site during a bridge rehabilitation job.He was driving a forklift over a highway bridge outside of Wilsall when cars started illegally passing him on the one-lane structure, according to SWNS.As one car passed him, Schauers veered too close to the bridge edge and the ground crumbled beneath him. He attempted to jump from the falling forklift but his leg got trapped by the seatbelt, swinging him from the machinery as it plummeted 50 feet down a steep hill.The forklift rolled three times down the hill before it landed on top of Schauers, crushing his body.“I was conscious the whole time. My eyes were wide open and I saw the forklift come down and land on my hips and my right forearm,” he told SWNS in 2020.The article from NY Post is called "I lost half my body in a forklift accident — stop asking how I have sex"
>>694180675will not fact check i like the name i believe it
>>694181878Oh yeah, if we're getting "mogged" then how come they don't have video games and we do?Checkmate.
>>694175026drug addictions/cancer, since they scale with how much u use/get.
>>694182381ever hear of galactica? Its like that but in real life
>>694171436>sneeze super hard>get a sore throat the rest of the day
>>694181537rabbies. If ebola is good, i don't want to know what rabbies are.
>>694181878just wait for the next patch bro
>>694181537Why don't we have more "inside your body" games.Like Osmosis Jones style open-world inside your body shit?
>>694182531rabbits are herbivorous mammals with long ears and locomote by hopping
>>694182569Me on the left (I'm Brazilian).
>>694178978What are some good games you can play with only one hand?
>>694182631Vorefags ruined it
>>694182731Do cellfags fall under the vorefag umbrella?
>>694177506I fap at night so it seemed normal to me, I just can't sleep without at least one it usually is three or moreWhat I miss is instantly falling asleep after nutting or while jerking
>>694171116I depends on how high the health pool is.Late game Disgaea? Maybe imagining an unscratched itchEarly game Paper Mario? Maybe a punch in the face
>>694171116Stepping on a lego.
>>694181010>It's edible. As long as, you know, remove the murder pain hair.So kinda like stinging nettle then?
>>694182281Get out of here you... double Redditor.
>get the flu one year>after recovering, from December to about July I had a constant, awful cough to the point I'd choke on my tongue or something when I first woke up in the morning>had to stand up and swallow repeatedly until I could breathe >just went away one day, never came backScared the shit out of me.
>>694182234holy shit.she's a big girl and can push a guy around.
>>6941711161% of your blood/flesh in a non-vital location>>694172364Paralysis
>>694183305https://voca.ro/19AkWmeKoU25
>>694182727idk.i assume he could use one of these adapters though.
>>694183305how many coins does he drop?
>>694180369>be pokefag>sees thread unrelated to pokemon>sees random image>thinks to himself "yOu kNoW wHaT woUld bE fUnniE? If pOkEmOn wAs RefFeRenCed. HuRr HuRR I'm sOo fUnNiE!">proceeds to suck his stepdad off
>>694182727FTL: Faster than lightInto the BreachCrypt of the Necrodancer
>>694175975>Are incels the biggest fucking faggots on Earth?
>>694183305>soccer players.gif
asumming you have 100 hp it would need to be something that kills you in 100 hits. So like a punch in the face. Will hurt still
>>694183634where is this guys twitter or tumblr I used to save a bunch of his shit now I don't remember what to search for to find it.
>>694172487
>>694183816these are both by the same artist btw I think I have half a comic saved in a folder I can find it in.
>>694182531There are basically three ways to get past our monstrous immune system.1. Be too fast and hope that you won't be killed by the retaliation before you can spread (cold, covid)2. Attacking the immune system specifically to spread, which is a fucking pain in the ass because the immune system is so big and complicated we're not even half of a quarter to begin fighting against that (Ebola, AIDS). Though CRISPR could change some of that.3. Lel we'll just go deeper and attack the neurons (Rabbies, Prions)Rabbies are just slightly above prions in complication. They're not a prion, they're not a misfolded protein, but yeah rabbies is a surprisingly simple virus. It just targets specifically a weak target in our evolution, aka your fucking brain.Ebola is far more impressive because it's far more complicated and fight cleverly. Rabbies just don't fight at all.
>>694183340For you
>>694183870TheWhiteBowser?
>>694183870Based Jose.
Why does it seem like humans can die from almost anything, but at the same time survive the most absurd things?
>>694172903The patient name was bejita btw
>>694184039who? I don't think that's the person
>>694184272reverse image search gives slaay queen lives. but I think the tumblr was deleted
>>694180603This will be with you a long time. There is a way to get over it but it won't be easy. You'll know it when you see it.
>>694184520searching slaay queen lives gives a bunch of thots being gay on twitter and tumblr and shit
>>694184587
>>694183552>anon sees a pokemons, and his response is to start posting gay incest pornographywhat the
>>694183838>dude wipesWhat the fuckJust buy baby wipes
>>694174530The slug had parasites and those went up his brain. Really high chance of death when that happens
>>694171174Nah, it's actually listening to a woman. Looking is fun
I'm not sure about what 1hp damage looks like but I know how to heal it.
>>694182014cute
>>694172364Autism
>>694171116Bug bites
I have metal in my leg from surgery and it hurts to walk and lie down in certain positions and all the doctors I've seen are fucking uselessI'm really tired of this shit anons
>>694185791>he trusted the quacks to put manmade artifice in his corpus forever
>>694186108my leg was literally exploded, I didn't have a choice in the matter
>>694171116sitting/laying/getting up with broken ribs
>>694185791Must be weird having to go through airport security everytime you want to travel
>>694186196it doesn't trip metal detectors, it's titanium or some shitit would be pretty cool if it didn't fucking hurt me when I moved around and if I didn't keep getting blown off by nigger doctors who won't even give me a referral to the people they're telling me to go see
>>694171228WhatYou can just cut it off
>>694171228it feels so good ripping those offit's a good kind of pain
>>694186316you are not supposed to rip them off
>>694180368just like in my chinese cartoons
>>694186403how come?
>>694171116Bashing your leg on something and you feel that intense fuziness in the affected area like your bone just evaporated, but it's just your nerves overreacting.
>>694171116It's relative to the person. Some are tougher some are more fragile. It varies person to person, but on average maybe running into a wall.
>>694182150Jack Daniels?
>>694181010>murder tree teaSounds like something a cartoon villain would drink (and offer to the hero during monologues).
you're always losing HPit only matters when you're losing more than you're regenerating.
>>694184561You can't be all cryptic and shit like this. Anon's gonna see a midget with a boner and think that it's a sign from God. Gonna think the only way to square his soul is to blow that midget. Gonna have a mouthful of retard midget cum because of you, anon.
>>694182282How brown are you? I have never in my life seen a live cockroach.
>>694187412Hey man the majority of midgets, I am willing to bet, are not retarded
>>694172364That but a British plug
This whole thread is ompletely moot considering humans coined the phrase "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger". So there is no equivalent to HP loss. We live life with one magic pixel of health points
I have an idea what ONLY 1 hp looks like...
>>694176495>he opted to discharge himself
>>694187439Not that Anon, but I'm a Burger, and my old apartment had a roach problem. It used to be the best complex in town, until they started shoving Mexicans into the place like it was a clown car. The apartment beneath me was owned by a family that owned the local Mexican restaurant. They did all of their cooking in the apartment, and might as well have had a revolving door with how often people cycled through the place. Some weeks there we upwards of 20 people living there.
>>694172903i wonder if you can do this but not in your bloodstream. Like replacing blood with perserved packages of blood. But could you recycle cum by putting it back in the testes?
>>694187439In warmer states like florida you can spot them literally just walking down the sidewalk, can't believe we can't make these cocksuckers go extinct
>>694187658Well just remember. Where you see one roach there are thousands more. I remember being a kid and it was cicada season. One night the whole family was in the living room watching TV. Suddenly we hear this banging on the door. Like someone was slowly rapping their knuckle on it. My dad got up and asked who is it. No answer. But it was still very clearly banging. So. he opened the door and this huge ass beetle just lazizly flew in. I mean it was the size of a walnut. Everyone freaked out and we had to hit it with a book three times to kill it.
>>694181771America is ruled by israel
>>694180369Ante up
>>694185183is that fucking 20 bigmacs? thats like fucking 12000 calories waht athe fuck
>>694188247
>>694171228>>694171207why do we even have nails we're not clawing people with them like a cat they're so fucking shit
>>694172364being vaxxed
>>694172364The itis. Why don't vidya characters ever get sleepy after eating too much?
>>694171436It's when you get a fat sneeze that fucks off at the last second.
>>694187954There's already a way for it but money will be lost because of it so it's never gonna happen
>>694188519Nails are useful man. You try opening a ringpull can lid without nails.
>>694171871that shit is at least -5hp
>>694172364covid jk that shit ain’t real
>>694177771You can kind of mitigate it if you stand up fully before it locks in.
>Sneeze>Balls / taint hurtsIt's random ad
>>694181086ZeroAlso easily avoided by upping your breathing skill
>>694171116Getting flicked in the arm.It wouldn't do shit the first time, but if you got flicked 10k times in a row in rapid succession, it'd probably break the skin and start seriously damaging the muscle at some point.
>>694181086You ever wonder how the fact that like 99% of paranormal, demonic and supernatural phenomena in history has just been people unknowingly experiencing sleep paralysis.
>>694173342Roguelike mechanics
>>694171116That little piece of skin that peels off the side of your nails, you pull it off and it comes out in a line that leaves the skin mildy raw and sensitive for abit
>>694182234always wanted to know the backstory of this
>>694173342Suspicious stew
>>694177442This is some ecchi moment right here
>>694175023Speed
>>694176302We're on some shitty poorly-implemented hardcore mode that makes instant-regenerators not work, so you're stuck upping your stats with meth, taking the cooler kind of painkillers for temporary wound points and debuff prevention, and masturbating three times a day to avoid ligma damage.
>>694176302Energy drinks are mana potions
>>694177062>>its cool you majored in Carpentry
>>694181010Someone tried to poison someone with the murder tree tea and failed
>>694177062[USER WAS PERMABANNED AND SENT TO /H/EAVEN FOR THIS POST]
>>694172535Life is simply unfair, don't you think?
>>694180072You can do all of these and still feel like shit.Eating well and taking care of your body absolutely works, but some diseases literally don't give a shit.You can lead the healthiest life and then still randomly get cancer and die.
>>694184668What happened next?
>>694172903clean it up doc
>>694189132That's... how you're supposed to do it.
>>694183305>+5 hp>+1 morale
>>694189681Your attacker would also probably get 5HP of damage from fatigue and strain. That's a lot of flicks.
>>694171436sneezing hurts my arms
>>694171174He said losing, not healing
>>694175816He is half the man he used to be>>694177771Its common if you sit your ass all day. Stretching your leg during the time of cramp usually alleviates the problem instantly.
>>694171116Can't believe mods let this shit slide.
>>694175975your body, my choice. forever.
>>694173342could be worse. there's a tick out there that if it bites you, you get a permanent debuff where red meat (beef, pork, etc) causes an extreme allergic reactionhappened to my mother when she went on a hike and now i'm deathly terrified of the forest
>reach 30>back pain starts literally overnightIt's over.
>>694180868>bullies are subhuman! >yeah let's kill that fucking freak :Duh
>>694171116Having your nail bend backward but not break off
>>694188519they significantly increase dexterity
>>694171174
>>694171436When you're taking a shit and you sneeze hard at the moment you're forcing your anal muscles and your asshole prolapses
>Have had crippling pain for like a decade>Finally went to the doctor>They want me to take a "nerve conduction study">Apparently it is excruciating, absolutely hell on earth with almost no equal as they shock and drive needles into all your nerves, slowly, over the course of hours, while you're fully awakeI'm so fucking scared but if there's even a chance they can fix me I gotta try
>>694195238>reach 35>certain sleeping positions will make you wake up in agony>it's a dice roll which positions will hurt that nightIt's over.
>>694175026Writing a wall of text and saying nothing.
>allergic to mosquito bites since I was born>Even clinically documented on my card>20 or so years later the bites no longer cause an allergic reaction What's the explanation for this? It just randomly happened
>>694184010Rabies sometimes takes years to show symptoms and become contagious, right? That has to be the tradeoff to being so simple.
>>694178525I've had one of these. Took me like half a year to fully recover from the surgery to get that removed. Put in some quality gaming time but it wasnt exactly comfortable.
>>694171436a-anon? that's not normal
>>694188365>>694185183She takes one bite and then the video cuts The few shots that actually show her chewing and swallowing have her puke it up afterThese videos are ridiculously fake
I just came back from a funeral reception. My cousin who was just 29 years old woke up a week or two ago not unable to feel his entire left body and last weekend was announced dead from an aneurysm or whatever you call ruptured bloodvessels in the head.Anyway, all I'm saying is take care of yourselves you fucking faggots. Learn your family's medical history and stop pussyfooting if you feel something genuinely wrong.
>>694183441kek
>>694196282This, don't ever doubt what you're feeling even if your family calls you paranoid for it, I found I had a tumor on my leg when doing effort exercising and suddenly it gave in and fell, treat things while they are not fatal to your health
>>694171228>annoying>but ripping them off causes light bleeding and hurtsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>694196282Vax status?
>>694181924I just passed my fifth stone like a week ago. The latest one was small enough I only felt discomfort in the final moments before passing it. The first four were bar none the worst pain of my life and it was so profound that for months after each stone it deadened my response to all other pain; after one stone I managed to get stabbed in the bicep down to the bone and I'd rate that pain as being like a 2/10.Only the most recent stone successfully got diagnosed; the other four got fucking lost. Losing one is bad luck, two is shit management, four is infuriating. So now I know exactly what I can do to stop ever having another one at least.Take my advice, get the process started on getting diagnosed now. My doctors told me most people who have kidney stones will experience more in the future, so better if you figure out what kind you're producing now and potentially stop experiencing them later.
>>694171806equivalent of getting one-shot
>>694180368I got close to 0% HP once, can't remember if I dipped into the negatives or not. Knocked out for routine polyp removal surgery in a little specialist clinic, wake up confused and learn that I lost buckets of blood because it was actually a 1 in 10 million vein cluster tumor that hemorrhages massively. Would've died in an anesthetic nap if the surgeon was incompetent.
>>694172364Prostatitis.
>>694188267they tried to one pump our boy & send him back to the lobby
>>694196812Ahh shit, what made you get checked in the first place?
>>694189458Last and second to last panels need to be switched
>>694196812So they cut that shit out and only noticed afterwards that it was a bad idea and almost had you bleed to death? Sounds like you were lucky the surgeon wasnt MORE incompetent
>>694175816Losing 99% HP is more like 'Johnny Got His Gun'.
>>694195081I live where these guys are around and they terrify the shit out of me.
>>694177753Absolute clown world, not enough that we should tolerate fags, trannies and bulgarians but now the piss drinkers too.
>>694175026Going to workCaster is your boss and or clients
>>694175528oh hey that's me
>>694196916>one nostril barely works>becomes completely sealed>starts bleeding a bit>starts bleeding a lot>starts bleeding a shitton, to the point where I have to lay down for an hour at a time to stop the bleeding>was a gigapoorfag and proud to be an American, so put it off for a year due to lack of health insurance>>694197157No, he cut into it, I immediately started hemorrhaging, he immediately changed from standard polyp removal surgery to desperate wound sealing. The tumor is pure veins, so the moment you cut deep enough the dam is opened and massive bleeding begins. The tumor was only removed a later, much higher tech surgery with little robot cutters, because you 100% will bleed to death without embolization.The real incompetence was the doctor who diagnosed me with a fucking benign polyp when every sign and symptom was that of juvenile nasopharyngeal angiofibroma, a disease that was first noticed by Hippocrates some 2500 years ago.
>>694195238deadlifts
>>694195081Americans deserve to get nuked for that shit alone
>>694196282>tfw dad died from heart attack umpiring my football game at 55>hypercholesterolemia in my siblings(all female)>never got tested because youngest could slide by in my early 20s without colesterol problems>havn't been tested for like 6 years and drink at least 15 standard drinks a night through beer, 28 last Thursday and i still went to work on friday loli can literally feel my jugular and carotid with my heartbeat, my sleep is utter shit im certain i have stomach ulcers/esophageal tearing because when i spew in the mornings my vomit is deep brown.and yet i dont change, i have nothing going on i just come home and drink till i black outdont be like me boys, im a gigaloser who was handed a gift of a body and just gave up
>>694195238>doesnt train back >why does the nerve bundle running through my spine that doesnt have any support hurtIts a mystery
>>694188519They improve the sense of touch somehow. If you lose your nails, it gets nerfed.
>>694197910>>The real incompetence was the doctor who diagnosed me with a fucking benign polyp when every sign and symptom was that of juvenile nasopharyngeal angiofibroma, a disease that was first noticed by Hippocrates some 2500 years ago.competence crisis at it's finestBut on larger scale still not an issue because that is just means one extra dead guy every few million while you get to "train" more doctors if you skimp on that niche knowledge.
>>694175816
>>694188519The area under your nails is the most nerve sensitive area in all of your body, the nails are a measure for you not to get that area infected with dust or feel inexplicable pain the likes of which CIA uses to torture terrorists with.
>>694181020bear pretty much brought up a case like this retard, bear took out the guts and cooked the snail, he didn't eat it raw dumbass
>>694180663>>694181010How can we eat snakes without removing their poison despite being venomous?
>>694171116those micro cuts you sometimes get while shaving>>694171174kek
>>694175880he was fucking around with a forklift>>694176425they are married
>>694171436Don't block your mouth or nose when sneezing, you can rip your muscles doing that.
>>694171116Living with a parent when you have no job or education who is also basically keeping a roof over your head but they're at the point where they can't care for themselves and thanks to the elderly money you're able to fill that role until they pass away.
>>694198909Wait I misread the OP I thought he said what's the equivalent to being at 1HP lol
>>694195238>reach 30>hemorrhoids start literally overnight I swear to God, I will find whoever invented them and strangle him
>>694175026>DiarrheaThat feels good though.
>>694178696If you lose your balls do you still feel sexual desire?
>>694198946If you start with only 2HP both of these things are the same.
>>694183552it's a meme you dip
>>694180072Now try to live a "normal" life society expects from you while still fulfilling all of these.Try to find time to cook when you work full time and also go to the gym.Try to keep a healthy sleeping rhythm when you actually need the time in the weekend and evenings to socialize. Try to be financially responsible when you have a partner that wants to feel cared for, when you need to pay for going into a restaurant or doing any other social activity regularily.I don't disagree that a lot of people make life worse for themselves than it has to be and a little effort into improving a few things can go a long way, but this whole chart is basically "choose 4 of 7"
>>694199790It used to be possible to do all of it in the 50s, but it's a feel we will never know.
>>694181404I had that often in the past as a teenager, but it unironically barely happens ever since i started mastrubating regularily.I do sometimes still get it if i shit before pissing, so in the end i'd say this happens from your urinal tract getting clamped, be it either from shitting or from heavy balls.Also drink more
>>694171228>i've been eating e-pony cum this whole time
>>694184010viruses aren't real shlomo
>>694171116Me scratching myself super softly and then notice 20 minutes later that actually left some straight lines on my skin that started to swell a bit.
>>694171228I just pulled one off and it didn't hurt I feel like I used cheat codes
>>694174291That's when your bf nuts on your nutsack, right?
>>694187463Not any of you anons but this whole fucking conversation was an emotional rollercoaster.
>>694171116Microshart
>>694199790It's pretty easy if you're childless and have no hobbies other than socializing.
>>694177701It's really not that bad but because we have a brain that lets us throw rock to avoid injury. Either you accept the folds or you take lion regen then die to wounds a third of the time anyways
>>694175975Incel is a failed term. No one knows what the fuck it means at this point.
>>694177771Charlie horses are fairly normal if they're not too often. Drink more water probably.Also if you feel it coming you can definitely mitigate the worst of it by flexing your foot upwards, towards your torso, to stretch the calf as much as possible so it cant contract. You'll still ve sore but not limping
>>694195238Could be worse. >hit 30 >literally 2 days later get a compression fracture of one of my vertebrae just from getting out of bed somehow and just collapse headfirst into the wallThat was my first ever back injury too.
Gore is not allowed on blue boards.
Whats the IRL Equivalent of Losing all but 1 HP in a single attack?
>>694184668Damn Jose, I hope you help your homie as he helped you
>>694201826Jumping off a building and being alive despite your bones all being brokenA very severe car accidentA non-fatal headshot
>>694201826could be anything from anaphylaxis or blood loss to a literal micro second of action taken during an accidentlike, after 50% you're at the whims of injury, after 20 you're a miracle caselike imagine all the water in the world, nearly 1.4 billion killometers cubed rightimagine you get droppped into a flat vat of that, you have to land in 14 million KMs of land CUBEDactually now im here i need to make this flat and i dont know how to maths that, cubed doesn't work for what im saying because it implies a regular volume in a specific area that you're much more likely to miss because its inaccessableoh wait thats how probability works right? wiat what the fuck is happening, im spazing out, so initially i wanted to fall from an initial position onto a flat % chance, now i guess im trying to spawn in at a certain 3d point in a rendered cube? and see if we get the little bit of liveable cube? bro im drunk as fuck i can never figure out %
As someone who’s studying in nursing this thread is making me worry for the future
>>694195987allergies are weird man my mom used to enter anaphylactic shock whenever the doctor used xylocaine but now she uses for eye checks.she had to birth me without anesthetics because of that
>>694173342did you read the patch notes? libraries got buffedyour phone is an unlimited charge id wand now if you have high enough int or luck
>>694201826getting punched and hitting your head wrong on the pavement leaving you a comatose vegetable
>>694180627>>694180675>>694182369>262 BCE – Zeno of Citium founder of the Stoic philosophical school tripped and broke his toe and then died from holding his breath. lmao what the fuck
>>694172718I remember you from that Elden Ring thread! Snail boy!
