I hate zoomer gaming
>>694999385>old boomer seething about gachasLol?
>>694999385Damn, zoomers look like that?
>Trunks says no cap in the new Dragon Ball gameI instantly aged upon here it.
That's gen a speak but whatever.
>>694999385What the hell does all that shit mean? The only one I recognize is edging, but does it mean something different to zoomers?
>>694999413THEY CALL HIM THE WHAT
>>694999385no cap god is this shit real?
>>694999615Are you retarded?
>>694999385this almost seems like parody but I know it's not
>>694999413Why do people keep posting this picture of trunks
>>694999385This can't be real can be?I know gacha ads are weird as fuck but there has to be a limit, right?
bunch dinosaurs in herewhat, afraid of a little zoomer lingoshit will keep changing, not like you can stop a bunch of tards butchering the english language
>>694999413I don't get it
SAaggots are truly patheticwhy can't they stop their shilling campaign for just an hour
>>694999385She’s from Ohio?
>>694999667does a pope shit in the woods unc?
>>694999750>he doesn't know
>>694999385they do be kinda like dat doe
>>694999385I refuse to believe that anyone actually talks like this.
>>694999413NINJAS CALL HIM THE DRINK
>>694999895bedtime grandpa
>>694999567No it's the same thing but also used anticipation-wisemog gets used around here often enough, it's showing up someone else significantlyw = good (win), see also L (lose), rizz is charismaso w rizz check = charisma check goodgyatt is a dumb truncation of what was, as far as I can tell "god damn ass", you suspend just saying the first partohio is basically locational sneedgoon ette is just a female goon-er (they're all men btw) which is dumb jerkoff bullshitt. picrel
>>694999413YOU'RE NOT EVEN THE CUP
>>694999385bleak future
>>694999952It’s hard to sleep at night when you get old.
We're all in on the joke haha. Aren't we all silly?
Someone in my family lied about getting raped by an Indian beside the Allegany river this was a long time ago
>>694999787No, it's completely real bro, here's some 100% unedited in-game dialog bro.Her banner was like three weeks ago bro (nearly seven months ago if you on the Japanese version)
>>695000048blud should sunshinemaxx and melatoninpill
>>695000149>IndianCasino or curry?
>>695000152cap bro aintnoway
im 30 and this language is not hard to understand, i don't get the big dealprobably due to me hanging out with my nephew every so often who is about that ageit is retarded thougheverbeit
>>694999385Zoomers aren't making these games.Millenials and boomers are making them FOR zoomers.
i love anime gyarus so much bros
>>694999989So are they saying that this character canonically masturbates for hours on end?
>>695000439It says recruitment so I honestly have no idea whether it's nominative or some manner of, well, recruitment, implying there are others drawn in.
>>694999385I hate zoomer shops.And zoomer OPs. This OP especially.
>>694999385What does her vagina look like?
>>695000409you don't even know what a fucking GAL(o) isthis shit is fucking worse than /v/ not knowing what tomboys are
goin gonette how you get the SPARKLE bruhKIRA KIRA sensei mah boi
>>694999385
>>695000561>tomboysI don’t know how we got to the point that tomboy status is determined by hair length and not behavior, but I wish we hadn’t.
>>695000665based zoomette not giving a single fuck while being shot at
>>695000549like a vagina
>>695000665Onanist game.
>>695000665>chibis with boob physics>footrog panderingwhat the hell is even that
>>694999413>>694999750>>694999843https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmW01hHGXgAwhat the fuck is this nonsense
>gaming>auto archive???????
>>695000561Bro, she's a textbook example. Pretty much Mika with bigger tits.
>>695000912The “got” was actually a niggerized version of “God”.
>>695000980>4.2M viewswew lad
>>695001028That's a completely different image which is like 70% thereI thankfully wouldn't have known the difference nor even recognize that as the same character
>>695000665I see why gameplay is never posted now
>>694999413this shit stopped being funny after the first weekit's been 4 months now just let it go
>>695000846Bags of sand?
>>695000506>>695000439The heart means sex, "Ohio goonette" is self-description, "sex recruitment" means she's looking for a FWB
>>695001310Oh, I didn't even parse the heart as an emote in the sentence, I just thought it was more saccharine slop from the rest of the image
>>695001086last xmas had 6m and it was their worst month sales wise
>>694999385People can learn this but not japanese
>>695001370
>>695000980I still don't get it
>>695000301The big deal is that it's an incredibly thick usage.
so whats the gameplay like
>>694999385Naw bro is this real?Even gacha games be using this shit. No cap this generation be cooked ong
The weird low self-esteem girl is honestly way hotter.
>>695001667you make girls shoot guns at eachother
>>695001667it's an autobattler.
>>695000980Do you think Toriyama could imagine something like this when he had Trunks first show up in 1991?
>>695001420it's just english with a couple extra words lil bro
>>694999413Niggas call me the happy meal
>>694999791You'll be bitching in 10 years too, faggot. Wait until you see how much more retarded younger people keep getting.
I want to get raped by gyarus
Neru Matrimony
>>694999413fippybippy
>>694999385Hello, my fellow rizzlers!
>>694999385sex with zoomer women
>>694999385Blud thinks they're gonna pull for her
>>695001736because that's the only thing you could ever score fucking groomer
>>695002064I pull for she if you catch my drift
>>695002108>Sees girl with no self esteem>Immediately thinks of grooming>Told on yourself L bozo
>>695001769they had slop in 1991 so probably
>>695000931>rogthey like fat bitches
>Maintenencereeeeee
>>694999413PASS ME THE GALAXY GAS KAKAROT
gen alpha and zoomer girls are weird they genuinely seem all mentally invalid
>>695000152on god? fr?
>>695000152my fuarking wife
>>694999615>>694999714>>695000152She's a gyaru (millennial culture), not a zoomette
What's an example of L Rizz?
>>695003920BORING
>>694999385chat is this real?
>>695000665>>695003920what a whore
zoomer gaming = westoid troonlation
>>694999385activated
>>695000665>reveal trailer only has 3 seconds of actual gameplay>it's just the character in an idle animation while taking no damage from an enemyWhat compels people to play this instead of just jacking off to the girls on a doujin site?
>>694999385This is alpha gen speak, not zoomer
>>694999413Undeniably based
>>695005605Addiction
>>695005605would you prefer if she stopped her animation to scream "OW"
>>695000301bro are you posting here 24/7? Do you not have a job?? You're the only one posting those made up words so it's easy to tell who you arejust stop
>>695005605Here's your gameplay FAGGOT. *breaks you're fucking spine*
>>695005812Nta, thougheverbeit is 4chan meme you dip.
Do zoomers even play games really?
>>695006431No. They watch millennials play games.
>>695006431Other than Fortnite/Warzone/regional battle royale slop and the flavor of the month? Not really, they'd rather just watch their favorite streamer (parasocial) play them instead while cycling between their phone, computer, etc. Absolutely no attention span whatsoever.
>>695003920This is like the one star version.
>>694999791What does liquidity mean? I just think of shitcoins
>>695006610millennials and boomers are mad that their fav celeb parasites are getting replaced by e-celebs
>>695007186I don't have any preferred parasites you soulless worm
>>695001835It pisses me off pencil skirts and low cut blouses aren't actually used anywhere in school uniforms, not even fiction>but that is le OL archetypeGive her gyaru traits, no pantyhose, and make her wear sneakers, it's different enough
>>695007845>aren't actually used anywhere in school uniformsI wonder why
>>695006070based
>>695001028mmm mika
>>695007845 here, I suck dick, I just remembered they are used in Korean uniforms. Not the best pic, just the first pic I found via Google (despite the filename).
It's up
>>695005598It's the little details like this that keep 'em coming back
>>694999413It's funny to see the stuff zoomers are into now.
>>694999385If this made this a real ad it would sell hard.
>>694999385Gacha isn't gaming, it's a tax on the stupid.
>>695000980Oh I get it, it's a joke about him having drip
>maintenance over ahead of schedule
gyarus? werent gyarus tanned? can somebody explain
>>695000980those lyrics are cringe
>>694999385No idea what's happening in this image. I'm sure it is trying to sell me something, but what..I've no clue.
>>695009125If they change the inappropriate words then yeah
You will never be a human, so stop lying on the CAPTCHA
>>694999413this nigga got that JUICEthis nigga FLYI'm glad Trunks is still relevant even through a brainrot meme
>>695010224not necessarily, gyarus really just mean them being bimbos
>>695005616same thing, zoom zoom
>>695000980kino
you can tell when someone over 40 is attempting to sound like a zoomer because it's always the same handful of phrases that aren't even popular among zoomers anymore
Join the Alicecord, Sensei.
>>695000980unfunny
>>695000665>footfag panderinggacha niggers are truly subhuman
Don't care, still fucking zoomer pussy (legal in my european country)
>>695000980I hate, NAY despise negroes so much.
>>695001769Toriyama would laugh it off, he didn't take DBZ seriously.
>>695010723He didn’t even remember who the characters he created were half the time.
>>694999413Dragon Ball brainrot parody videos are the funniest thing ever conceived by mankind
>>695005598>>695008679If you check out boomer coomer art from the 90s-early 00s, you see they never did skindendation.Skindentation is really a great innovation of our current era.
>>695001812why do they call you the happy meal?
>>695000665I think I found my game
>>694999385Why the fuck is every anime girl Nagatoro and Marin now?
>>695012114No, some are fatties
>>695000980so where is the funny?why do you zoomer faggots post it in every thread like braindead drones?
>>695000980holy kino
>>695001120What the hell are you talking about. gook
>another thread full of brown thirdies seething about made up problems and generation
This thread is shite.Make a proper one.
>>695001769>Do you think Toriyama could imagine something like thisShut the fuck up zoomer, you have no idea how Toriyama was like, read his fucking mangas and find out.
>>694999385How does the american feel that not only they worship nigger asses, but now their youth is using nigger slang in everyday situations?
>>694999413OKAY!!! OKAY MONKEY!!!
>>695015078welcome to somewhere between 20 and 40 years ago, I'm sure your birth some time in the last two decades must have been difficult
>>695003920Literally not a single gyaru trait though
>>695015168>20 40 years ago>the average youngling using nigger slangThis is what amerimutts really believe
>>695015290both the early 2000s and the 70s thru the century had the same shit with different words, they just sound more normal to you nowadays as compared to the newly rolled in ones
>>694999413I love gen A memes
>>695015403Nope not even closeEnjoy your youth worshiping black people zoomie lol
>>695015527Not my fault you don't speak jive
>>694999385Is this the thread? I don't see the Miyu post.Should I wait until the morning to ask about the minigame?
>>695015403They had slangs, but only few were actually widespread.Like 1337 speak, for example, not only it was not used normally in online conversations, but it was near inexistent in real life talk.Even stuff like lol, lmao, rofl, that were the most widespread ones, only lol you would see people use in public.Nowadays kids are equating slangs=funny, so they put as many slangs as they can into a single sentence as a form of comedy.
>>695001769Toriyama did a chapter of Dr. Slump that was all about mocking early 80s nip kid slang, he's rolling in his grave.
>>695000980
>>695000980https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1rRnWZlyEsDigbar did it better
>>694999413>>695000980https://youtu.be/PH_-nCZuTWI
i love zoomer comedy
>>695010641BASED
>>695018658>Like 1337 speak, for example, not only it was not used normally in online conversations1337 was used, just derisively and ironically because it was widely considered lame and uncool because being a serious internet person was generally valued back then (internet was still a pretty high class privilege and there were less retards on it back then). Nowadays the internet has been flooded by retards everywhere (this site's shift in culture is a perfect example of that) so there are more people that think random stupid ass slangs are cool or funny.
I think i'm getting too old. Worse, i don't have any kids to take care of me. It's fucking ov
>>695001835
>>695010641zoomers are 26
>>695001835Neither of those are gyaru though
>>695023627Keyword is "normally". It was not used normally, no one would go around talking in 1337 speak as if that was normal like the kids does nowadays.
>>695000980fvcking KINO
>>695000665she bullies shotas in karaoke rooms
>>695000980I prefer this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPiUruH3v0E
>>694999385Zoomer girls are built for old man impregnation
>>695025509>gyarus teasing and making shotas feel goodgenuinely peak
>>694999413A BEVERAGE OF SORTS?
>>695000980cringekino
